The_Fish_ThatDoesntLikeWater



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    Arcee groundbridges into the woods where she knows Airachnid lies in wait - but not for revenge.

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    Jazz just wanted an energon burger

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    It all started with the Jettwins.

    When their Decepticon coding begins to grow more active, Optimus Prime has to seek help from the last person he wants to see: the captive Decepticon leader. Megatron names the price for his cooperation, and it is nothing like Optimus expected.

    However, when an old enemy rears its head, the terms of that mutually beneficial bargain might alter significantly.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    have to reread. Its been like a year or two since I last read it

  4. Rec 39

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    Post-battle interfacing was always like this: fast, intense, electrifying. The leftover energy screaming through their system, needing a way out. And with no more enemies to crush, that way out came in the form of pinning each other down and fragging until they collapsed from exhaustion.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    We love Opmeg in this house <3

  5. Rec 56

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    “My, so the rumors were true after all; it really is that large!” A deceptively gentle hand gave the large, erected spike a small tug, as if to test the hardness and girth. “Oh, you’re really a big one, aren’t you?” a dreamy sigh followed. “I didn’t want to believe it at first – I mean, I read and watched weirder propaganda, so people inflating the size of your spike – no pun meant, I assure you – wouldn’t have been out of the ordinary. I wasn’t expecting them to be spot on about it.” The helm tilted on the other size. “Hmm. Actually, they may have even downsized you, would you believe it?”

    Or Megatron is bound to a berth, a grinning Autobot can't way to have his wicked with him (well, he already started), and there are mention of sex toys and mighty swords, both of which aren't unrelated, much to Megatron's mortification and ire...

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    25 Oct 2025

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    LOVELOVELOVE
    Very in character :3