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    Sanji felt as the Sunny rocked gently atop the sea, just as it did most nights. With an island on the horizon, the occasional cry of seagulls pierced the night sky. The crew's soft snores echoed throughout the ship; Luffy mumbling about becoming King of the Pirates and, of course, meat. Chopper giggled in his sleep now and then, nuzzling closer to his pillow.

    The faint clatter of Brook’s bones beneath his blanket had become an oddly comforting sound, while the dull thud of Franky’s metal arms hitting the floorboards was more annoying, but familiar. Usopp sometimes sat up mid-dream, declared something dramatic, then flopped back down with a snore.

    Sanji knew all of these sounds by heart. They were as routine as his own nightly habit: struggling to fall asleep.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    As much as Sanji was in love with Zoro, he was going to break up with him.
    After so many fights, arguments, denial, a death pact, and unresolved sexual tension, they were finally together, and anyone could believe they were the perfect match.
    Why?
    Well, because even though they still argued a lot and their competitiveness hadn’t decreased one bit, they were more in sync than ever. They were clearly complementary, equally strong, respected each other, and trusted each other above all else—and sometimes it even felt like they could read each other’s minds.
    Kuroashi no Sanji and Roronoa Zoro were the perfect pair of wings for Monkey D. Luffy, the future Pirate King. So why wouldn’t they be the perfect romantic pair?
    Simple:
    Because they couldn’t fuck.

    Or: Sanji and Zoro receive an unexpected visit from their future selves — 20 years older — who have come back in time to teach them how to have sex with each other, so they don’t make the biggest mistake of their lives: ending their relationship.

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    10 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Dick was sitting on the couch, trying to watch a new trashy series on the t.v. that had been recommended to him. But he couldn't help but look over to his windowsill, at the cat that had been pretty constant through his life. But it didn't have a name.

    Should he name it?

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    07 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    Bernard had never been a fan of altars.

    Even before he found himself flat on his back, wrists tied uncomfortably above his head with ropes that scratched like twine made from cat tongues, he had a thing about them. Too dramatic. Too blood-sacrifice-y. Too “You’re not getting out of this one, Dowd.”

    This one especially sucked.

    The chaos monsters—twenty of them, if he’d counted right before the chanting started—looked like something spat out by a D-list demon god with bad taste and a love for ooze. Horns, claws, teeth in weird places. Too many eyeballs, and not enough common sense.

    Bernard strained against the ropes as the lead freak—bigger, slimier, and apparently in charge—raised a jagged ceremonial knife above its head. The others screamed in some language Bernard had been tuning out for the past hour.

    Then the knife came down.

    Straight into his sternum.

    He braced for pain. He’d tried not to scream when it happened, maybe leave this world with some shred of dignity. But instead—

    Nothing.

    Or, what could've happened if Tim hadn't made it in time to save Bernard.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Sanji helps a lone gunslinger and accidentally earns a favor from the wildest, most handsome cowboy he's ever had the misfortune to meet.
    Zoro will stop at nothing to repay his debt to the pretty cook who saved his life.

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    27 Jul 2025