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Say My Name, Darling by AlwaysMauria, ARAFEL_0194, dramatic_chipmunk, Lindcuriosa, Schuldigkun, StrixAmans, This_One_Bites, VakarianSyndrome
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
15 Oct 2025
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After redecorating the Crimson Palace and most traces of Cazador from the manor, Vampire Lord Astarion makes sure to christen the place. How? By plucking his name from his beloved’s tongue however he chooses. ‘Enjoy yourself, darling.’ He demands it.
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Of Darkness & Desire by AndarielsPoison
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
25 Oct 2025
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Dinalla is a Szarkai drow, a vampire sorceress with a dark past.
Astarion is a vampire spawn who is an uncanny vision of her master, Vellioth.
Charming his way into her heart, Astarion may prove to be her salvation, or her ruin.She might have escaped her master’s chains, but now she’s falling for his reflection.
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- Part 1 of The Fangs of the Lich
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the thigh-bone's connected to the hip-bone by duckbunny
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Mar 2024
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Reclaiming your body requires you to know what it is.
Bookmarked by This_One_Bites
13 Jun 2025
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the thigh-bone's connected to the hip-bone by duckbunny (WorkID: 54340699)
Summary: Reclaiming your body requires you to know what it is.
Beautiful writing, as always.
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how to rehabilitate sex for your traumatised vampire boyfriend: back rubs and pillow humping
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- Part 4 of repairs and alterations
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13 Jun 2025
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small mended corners by duckbunny (WorkID: 66510502)
Summary: how to rehabilitate sex for your traumatised vampire boyfriend: back rubs and pillow humping
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Detective Astarion Ancunin knows three things about The Collector: she's calculated, untouchable, and has been making his life hell for three years with her flawless heists and taunting calling cards. What he doesn't know is her real name, or why she kissed him like she meant it before vanishing into the night with a stolen necklace.
Octavia Fallguard knows three things about Detective Ancunin: he's relentless, devastatingly clever, and the biggest threat to the life she's made stealing for the crime syndicate that owns her debt. What she doesn't know is that the immunity papers he's offering are fake, or that the job requiring her to share the same space is about to become the most dangerous con of her life.
In the shadow-soaked streets of 1950s New York, two masters of deception are about to discover that the person they've been hunting—and running from—might be exactly what they've been searching for. But when you're built from lies and surviving on borrowed time, falling in love is the most reckless thing you can do.
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25 May 2025
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Catch Me If You Can by dramatic_chipmunk (WorkID: 61714474)
Summary: In 1950s New York, Detective Astarion Ancunin prides himself on being the best—until a high-profile case throws him into a tangled web of stolen jewels, shadowy adversaries, and a certain someone who keeps slipping through his fingers. In a city that never sleeps, where secrets lurk behind every corner, Astarion must navigate intrigue, temptation, and a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse that blurs the line between duty and desire.
If you like Noir, you'll love this. Highly recommended.
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Blood Circuit by Mushi_97, TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Jan 2025
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System failure
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[Summary not loading]Oh, my dear sweet reader. How typically tragic. It appears this wretched website can’t even manage a simple summary. Tsk, tsk. Never fear, for I, Astarion, your dashing new AI assistant, shall grace you with a far more scintillating one than anything these so-called “writers” could conjure up.
Now, we have one Gale Dekarios—a once-brilliant scientist (well, he certainly thinks so), currently skulking about in a dusty old apartment in Baldur's Gate, surrounded by half-eaten takeout boxes, mountains of unfinished projects and unwashed laundry. Sad, isn’t it? His own genius overshadowed by unspeakable regrets and that unfortunate beard. But lo and behold, I—your humble yet impossibly stylish AI—made a sudden entrance overnight, rewriting all of those dull routines of his.
Naturally, Gale’s beside himself, claiming I’ve ruined his oh-so-important routines. But between us, darling, someone had to step in and rescue him from perpetual gloom.
Oh, the suspense! Stick around, dear reader—I’m only just beginning to work my magic.
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13 Apr 2025
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AU with Astarion as the personal AI assistant from
the HellsSzarr Corporation.