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Three Rings to Rule Them All by TwistedHilarity
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Jun 2015
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It is a little known fact of Middle Earth that Hobbits shall save the world. Hobbits from the Took clan, if we are going to be precise, and whenever a wizard is involved, it always pays to be precise.
The problem is that if Tooks are required to save the world, then the world requires Tooks. So every Took lass is encouraged to marry so they can set about making MORE Tooks. And that? That is something that Bella Baggins is not at all interested in. Babies, yes, because who can resist those? But until she finds a hobbit lad she finds appealing, she is perfectly content to wait, and perhaps go on an adventure or two.
Bella, however, is more important than she realizes, and before she knows it, she will be battling Trolls and orcs, conversing with Elves, and charming one grouchy, exceedingly bossy dwarf with sad eyes and far too many muscles. Whom she may have, quite accidentally, ended up married to.
(Edited to reflect story as it progresses)
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Jon Antilles' Guide to Interacting with Mandalorians by Scathach343
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
06 Jul 2025
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AU where Fay knew Tarre Vizsla and she teaches Jon whatever old timey dialect of Mando'a she speaks. This leads to certain misunderstandings when he encounters other Mandalorians...
Aka, Jon unintentionally gets mistaken for a spirit of the Manda and becomes Mandalore's local cryptid.
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In which Arthur gives Merlin gifts.
“No.” Morgana shook her head, “No, see you don’t understand.” Morgana took him by the shoulder and pulled him close as if to divulge a secret. “Arthur Pendragon does not give good gifts. He is actually the worst gift-giver in all of England.”
“Oh come on, the scarf isn’t that bad.” Merlin said, now kind of insulted for the piece of fabric.
“Merlin, the scarf is perfect for you. It’s a good gift. Arthur doesn’t give good gifts.” -
Accidental Conquest by Triskellion
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV)
29 Apr 2025
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Din has his son back, but still lacks his creed. He needs to go to Mandalore, but fears it. A tour of the universe with his son, hitting the highlights of their time together seems a nice excuse to avoid Mandalore a little longer. But a stop on Tython gives the Force other ideas for how a Mandokarla Mandalorian might be of use, thirty odd years ago. In just the right moment, the right place.
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Bookmarked by TwistedHilarity
17 Feb 2025
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Wip ch 13 based on eth fell on palpatine one but more realistic and less crack. Good.
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Harry Potter and his friendship with slytherins by reakenvirge
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2025
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A Stitch in Time Saves Nine by Maimacp
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 May 2025
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'No stupid ring is going to foil Billa Baggins!' She shouts, waving her fist at the sky, 'By the Valar, I'll save those dwarves, be rid of that ring and protect Frodo. You hear me! I'll do it even if the breath leaves my body first!'
If there is one thing Billa Baggins isn’t, it is a hero. But when Billa finds herself in the past--before that dratted quest to reclaim Erebor even began--she may find that a hero is exactly what those daft dwarves of hers need. Because this time everybody lives.
If only Thorin would stop distracting her with that stupid smile of his first.
Fem!BilboxThorin. Time-travel fix it.
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Bookmarked by TwistedHilarity
16 Jan 2024
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Wonderful wip ch 50
So many remember
Thorin in dale and billa in osgiliath having just met Nori there