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Harry Potter is informed in third year that he's technically Lord Slytherin by Right of Conquest since he killed the basilisk. This is very stupid, but on the other hand, if Harry can use it to protect people and solve their problems, he will. (it's still stupid, though).
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31 May 2025
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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09 Jan 2025
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“All I’m saying is, you haven’t spoken to the guy in over three years. Tom Riddle is just some Ministry paper-pusher. Why would he bother to mess with your work schedule?”
In which Harry knows for a fact that Tom Riddle is up to something. If only anyone would believe him.
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25 Dec 2024
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Bella joined the Volturi guard after spending a few harrowing months in a newborn army. After learning about the animal diet started by Aro’s erstwhile lover, Bella takes Aro up on his joking offer to try it herself. It quickly evolves into a scheme to entice Aro’s lover back. If the return of Carlisle is what would make Aro happy, then by God, she’s going to Parent Trap that bitch.
Or: Edward correctly deduces the Volturi are plotting against the Cullen family. Only the plot in question is Bella’s harebrained matchmaking scheme
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25 Dec 2024
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12 Nov 2024