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A Spirited Touch by Wellthumbed
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Sep 2025
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Nurseryman Anthony Crowley wakes up one morning to discover his penis has become somewhat unattached from the rest of his body. Seeking out help from the local witch, Agnus Nutter, he must climb the peen tree as high as he can to find his missing member...at least he thinks it's his. Who else could it belong to?
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“Have you even seen the movies?” The demon needled at the angel, keen to slip out of the stifling heat of the theatre and away to the nearest bar. A few drinks and then back to the book shop, where he could stretch and lounge in comfort, without the need to share Aziraphale with anyone else.
“Movies?” Aziraphale was genuinely surprised to discover the show was based on a film. He returned to the start of the programme; he’d clearly flicked past some relevant information.
“Yes, Angel, there are three of them. Rather big in the 80s.” Aha. That would explain it. Aziraphale’s cinematic vocabulary had rather stilted around the glorious age of Technicolour.
“I just thought it would be fun. We don’t tend to do musicals all that often.”
Crowley gave a lecherous grin as he peered over the edge of his dark glasses.
“There was Rocky Horror.” -
The Happiest Place on Earth by Wellthumbed
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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“You said everyone would be dressing as a character!” The angel wailed.
“We are!” Crowley crowed back delighted.
This could not have gone better. He bit back the request to have Aziraphale say Oh Bother. He was sure he’d melt into a puddle if he did.
“Who is Muriel supposed to be then?”
Muriel was dressed in sunshine with flecks of blue in her hair.
“I’m Joy.” She blushed deeply “She’s my favourite.”
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- Part 1 of The Happiest Place on Earth
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Sometimes Aziraphale felt a little out of his depth when it came to pleasing his demon. So, who better to turn to for advice than the only other body he's ever, erm, occupied?
"She hadn’t lied at the airbase when she’d said she felt all tingly. In fact, it was rather a bit more than tingly. Her eyes rolled as she gripped the back of her dressing room chair, a soft whimper escaping her lips. Yes, Mr Aziraphale was welcome to drop by any time if this was the way he knocked on the door. Though she thought it wise to perhaps keep this bit of information to herself."
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“Crowley!” The angel gasped, hands flailing, unable to find purchase. He stood up, sat down, and stood again, pacing between shelves. He felt as if his chest was being crushed by an unseen force. Ghostly fingers engulfed his heart and squeezed.
“Crowley.|" He couldn’t see for tears, a torrential downpour of feeling that refused to give him any form of relief. There was no respite from the high-pitched roar of terror that resonated in his ears. He grabbed at his fingers, pulling, tugging, ringing, trying his best to detract from the overwhelm, the cacophony of emotion that had brought him to a precipice. He felt liable to Fall.
Recent series
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The Happiest Place on Earth by Wellthumbed
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Aug 2025
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Lazing on a Sunny Afternoon by Wellthumbed
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2023
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letters home by thepetrifiedorange
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
12 Dec 2025
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It's been a month since Aziraphale left and Crowley is coping in the only way he knows how. Sleep.
Unfortunately for him, a letter arrives at the bookshop, wrapped in a gold envelope and addressed to him, and one Inspector Constable is very persistent in getting it to it's rightful owner.
Friendship blossoms, a relationship is strengthened, and one very run-down cottage gets a new coat of paint.Bookmarked by Wellthumbed
28 Nov 2025
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Silver Linings by CoreyOrey31
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jan 2024
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Crowley doesn't normally pick up hitchhikers while driving long range, but when he spots Ezra on the side of the road, covered in blood, he has no choice. However, Ezra's more than he looks like on the outside and he's hiding a secret so big, it threatens reality itself. As things begin to fall into place, can Crowley and Ezra solve the prophecy before it's too late for either of them?
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01 Oct 2025
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Crowley is a vampire who finds himself in trouble and tries to seek shelter in what seems as an abandoned house.
However, the occupant of the place is someone who's not likely to offer hospitality.
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12 Sep 2025
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Gone are the glory days when space exploration was novel and exciting and respectable. When astronauts were revered as heroes. No more Yuri Gagarins or Buzz Aldrins or Neil Armstrongs. Two centuries after Sally Ride and Chris Hadfield were celebrated for their achievements, space had become the frontier of the working class.
As opportunities went down and inequalities went up on Earth, droves of blue-collar workers flocked to the skies to make a living. They put their lives in the hands of money-grubbing CEOs so their families could eat and they could afford to live on the levels higher than the smog line. By 2210 there were operations on every planet and nearly half the two hundred moons in the solar system. In 2233 Dominion Mining had built Ambition on Styx.
A mining crew and a geologist and a moon on the edge of collapse. What could possibly go wrong? Turns out, pretty much everything.
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09 Sep 2025
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Candied Apples by pentagrammar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Nov 2023
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Crowley, his diet being as limited as it is, has never had a craving before. But that is before he saw Aziraphale. At least, he thinks it’s a craving. Now, he is embarrassingly fixated on a single human, and to make matters worse, none of his plans seem to be working. Being a vampire is hard.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale is growing increasingly concerned about the odd man who keeps showing up and saying deranged things, and the fact that his dear friend Anathema is convinced that an evil presence has latched itself onto his bookshop.
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09 Sep 2025