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    BatMuppet by

    Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    16 Oct 2025

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Pinwheel by

    Fandom: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types

    15 Feb 2022

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    26 Apr 2025

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    make me into something sweet by

    Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    18 Sep 2024

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    Wade Wilson is a recently divorced, struggling drama teacher.
    Logan Howlett is a widowed, closed off gym teacher.

    When Wade gets desperate he runs to Logan with only hope (and blackmail) to get him to codirect the spring musical and save Wade’s job.

     

    or, Wade pesters and prys at Logan until he gets pissed enough to agree with temporarily joining the drama department.

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    28 Oct 2024

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    Finding Real by for MarvelousMusings

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    25 Dec 2019

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    The half a year, following an Endgame where Steve comes back, where two brats squeeze into one Brooklyn apartment and learn how to breathe in the calm that follows the storm.

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    Jamie Tartt Leaves a Mark by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    07 Jan 2024

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    Roy Kent doesn't believe in soulmates. That doesn't stop him getting a soulmark when he turns fifteen. It also doesn't stop him accidentally bonding himself to Jamie sodding Tartt during a match, live in front of billions of people.

    It was fucking embarrassing, really. Especially because the little prick genuinely turns out to be the one true love of his life.

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    10 Oct 2023