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Room 43// An Inanimate Insanity College AU by orphan_account
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
11 Apr 2023
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“…Alright, does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on,” Paintbrush yelled sternly, rubbing their temples to stave off an incoming headache.
“THERE’S A DEMON! THERE’S A DEMON IN THE DORM PAINTBRUSH!” Fan screamed, pointing his lightsaber (where did he even get that?) at the floor, swinging it around and nearing throwing it several times, his grip on the handle unsteady.
Paintbrush turned their attention to the end of Fan’s lightsaber, and on the floor was a small Cellar Spider, not completely motionless but certainly not hostile.
I should’ve expected this, Paintbrush thought hopelessly, rolling their eyes. I am rooming with five-year-olds.
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OR: Paintbrush doesn't know if they'll pass their first year of college; their new dormmates certainly aren't helping. (A Lightbrush college AU.) -
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Mumbo didn’t full and truly panic until the moment that Grian passed out.
Concerned when he arrived to see his friend so clearly in pain? Sure. Upset to find out Grian had been hiding this from him for the entire season? Yeah. Nauseated when he saw the dark bruising and blood spread across Grian’s back? Yes. Bloody terrified when he thought Grian’s previous captors may have something to do with this? Absolutely.
But panic didn’t set in until Grian was slumped unconscious in his arms.
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or, grian’s past with the watchers comes back to bite him in the form of his wings (and his mental state), mumbo wants to be a good friend, doc is traumatized, scar needs a break, xisuma and stress are just trying to keep them all alive, and pearl is… well, is she?
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or, alternatively, grian wing angst go brrrr...
*NOT discontinued, author just has a full-time job and a degree to pursue* -
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Laid there, back soaking with water and now mud, staring up at a sky full of stars that twinkle like a stash of lives all of their own, Branzy makes a decision.
“I think, you know what? I think I’m tired of this.” He probably looks like a maniac, crawling out of a well to stare at the sky and talk to himself, but he continues nonetheless, “I think I want revenge.”
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Branzy is a redstone engineer/trapper who works idle jobs in the Underground-- an undercover network of mercs/assassins playing The Most Deadliest Game of tag that got way too serious too fast. In a world where he's coveted but powerless, he looks for alternatives to break even. Enter the fuckin' Clown.
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Branzy's in need for some quick cash. He says yes to a sketchy commission that he normally wouldn't. It's quite a surprise when he learns the customer is Clownpierce, reputedly the most dangerous man in the city. And in a twist of events, he hires Branzy. So what do you do when you're a redstone genius that's deathly afraid of your employer? Flirt with him, obviously.
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Clown gave a lopsided smile, his teeth sharp. “When it comes to what really matters, the house always wins, love.”
Branzy nodded thoughtfully, turning back to the machine. That makes sense then. He’s never been the best businessman—Rek was the expert on that normally. And—
“Hang on,” Branzy suddenly said, turning back around, “What did you just call me?”
Clown blinked innocently.
He stared at Clown for a moment more, before abruptly turning back to the machine. Branzy poked around in the mechanical guts, trying to keep his heart from picking up speed. Had Clown been … he couldn’t have been. Could he? Was he flirting?
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Biohazardous weapons, blood, and flirting-but-not-really included. Not beta read.
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Nothing Gold Was Any Good Anyway by allula
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2020
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"This? This is my son, Shen Yuan.” Of all people, everyone least expected Shen Qingqiu to suddenly claim he has a son. Yue Qingyuan suffers, as intended, Liu Qingge is suspicious, Shen Yuan is weak to bribery and Shen Jiu revels in the chaos of his own creation. But how long until a simple trick gets out of hand?