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    Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne meet at Gotham Academy after Clark lasers off a guy's arms in American Alien #2. Bruce proceeds to torment him into loving him forever. It's the 80s, and they're gonna change the stupid world... if they live long enough.

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    "What therefore God hath joined together in human and daemon, let not man put asunder." (Mark 10:9)

    Jonathan Sims, six months after the Unknowing, wakes to find himself without a daemon - without humanity, without a soul. It's a cursed half-life, but existence as a shell without a heart isn't so bad: between solving the mystery of a persistent illusion cast over his friends and some light pseudo-cannibalism, a life as a monster is better than no life at all. At least, it would be, if it wasn't for the fucking Owl.

    Or: break free, Jon. You have nothing to lose anymore.

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    13 Jul 2025

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    “You’re doing it again,” Bruce says, tone accusatory. “You’re faking.”

    “It’s not faking,” Dick snaps, a little more aggressive than he means to be. But he doesn’t like that word, doesn’t like the connotations.

    (Especially when he knows Bruce is lying about something, too.)

    “Then what is it?”

    “It’s called being charming and it’s nice.”

    -_-

    Dick’s mother raised her son to be a star. Dick’s father raised his son to be an athlete.

    Bruce's new ward is charming (manipulative), dedicated (obsessive), and way, way too smart for either of their own good.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    When travelling back in time please do not forget your life in the luggage bin. Remember to search your area for any extinct cultures and check for train conductors under the seats. In case of emergency and you become a messianic figure, do not panic and exit in an orderly fashion.

    Have a nice stay in Hisui, and welcome home.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today

    This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.

    Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.

    Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
    FOX

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    06 Jul 2025

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    There was a new vigilante in his city: a man who smiled too much and talked too loud and knew his way around a fight a little too well. Bruce wasn't bothered by his antics. Except the man also seemed to know a little too much about him.

    Who was this Nightwing, anyway?

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    OR: Dick Grayson (DCU) accidentally lands himself in Battinson’s Gotham.

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    01 Jul 2025

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