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    The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.

    Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...

    All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    preposterously heartwarming. get through the first few chapters of deep sadness, i promise everybody will be ok!!

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Having a guy buy him drinks and crack jokes with him was great, even if it was probably out of pity. Peter likes Wade’s sense of humor, his directness, his calm about everything. It was nice to hang out with someone who takes things in stride.

    You like him too. Venom sounds smug. We should do sex with him.

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    12 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    The Great Game of Thrones is a delicate dance of spies, lies, and shifting loyalties. But the board is about to be flipped by a new piece who doesn't know the rules and wouldn't follow them if he did.

    Updates every Tue, Thu and Sat.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    After Peter Parker, gets saved from a few too many kidnappings by Deadpool, people who have unconventional interests in the mercenary catch on to the fact that the photographer makes pretty good bait.

    Some light life upending ensues.

    Basically I couldn't stop laughing about the idea that the 'Peter Parker getting kidnapped' trope would lead to The Daily Bugle having to give Peter hazard pay or it would make their insurance insane. And thus I am here to provide Absolute Crack, taken absolutely seriously.

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    30 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    There is an anomaly inside Bill's body. Ford intends to neutralize it, but first, he has to survive the tour.

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    21 Sep 2025