cannot_eatcheese
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don't call me, i won't pick up by cannot_eatcheese
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 May 2025
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Nakahara Chuuya, going on a short trip to visit his sister during the term break, and his kind act of switching seats on a flight. What he doesn't know is his seat mate is the Ultimate Asshole TM notwithstanding his bad fashion sense.
Though he can begrudgingly appreciate that the guy has the prettiest eyes he's ever chanced over, the thought quickly dissolves at the notion that he has to be spend 11 hours on the flight. Next to an idiot who won't reveal his name.
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Harper Liu isn't one to panic under any circumstance. But as the Academy becomes ground zero for a deadly zombie apocalypse and she's separated from her friends, she's left with no choice but to trust the crazy, gun-toting Student Council president and his unlikely crew of similarly insane companions.
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- 2,269
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- 1/?
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- Hits:
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Recent series
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some things are better left untouched (AU collection) by cannot_eatcheese, lunarbug
Fandom: Original Work
21 Dec 2024
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just AUs with our OCs.
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Recent bookmarks
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The Onigiri Hero: Noroi by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Mar 2022
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With great power, comes great responsibility. Yes, that’s a quote from Spider-Man, but it definitely seems to apply to Inumaki Toge’s life.
He was gifted with a powerful quirk called Cursed Speech, and it’s because of this power that he has to become a hero. It’s his responsibility to save people.
Enter Inumaki Toge at UA high school’s hero course.
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Or, the author loves Inumaki way too much and was like, “hey, what if I threw him into the my hero academia universe and let him be a student in class 1-a?” And then I did. -
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- 199,548
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- 36/36
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- 210
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Bookmarked by cannot_eatcheese
17 Nov 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
draco malfoy and me who is currently kicking my feet in my bed right now
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Don't Forget to Kiss Me Goodbye by orphan_account
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jul 2021
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Remembrall's are a designed to be a recipe for disaster. Unfortunately for Hinata, he is determined to figure out what it is he's forgotten.
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Ft. Hinata Shoyou being a mess of feelings and confusion.Series
- Part 4 of MHA and Haikyuu Hogwarts Universe :)
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Dazai glances down at Chuuya’s name tag. “Chuuya, huh?” he questions. “A pretty name for a pretty face.”
“Listen,” Chuuya starts, “I’m flattered—,” he doesn’t sound flattered, “—but can you please just grab your coffee and get the fuck out?”
or: dazai being repeatedly owned by the sick and tired barista at the new cafe—a thrilling saga.