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    The thing about working the night shift at a shop that's open 24/7 is that there are only two types of people who regularly come to the store that late. Villains are one of them, people like Phil, using the cover of night to commit their crimes. The other type is people who try to stop those crimes. Heroes and vigilantes.

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    OR: Techno works the night shift at a store that happens to be a good place for both villains and heroes to hang out. They all love him. Then the new guy on the block shows up.

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    "You suit a crown." Tommy reaches up, straightening it out while fixing one of the flowers that have become slanted.

    "Think I'd make a good king?" Technoblade asks. He watches Tommy, lips curling up when he sees the boy's tongue sticking out from the side of his mouth slightly.

    "You'd be a great king." Tommy says confidently. "They'd love you."

    or, when Tommy notices that Technoblade never asks him for anything, he decides to show him how much he means to him.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    According to Tommy, death leaves you touch-repulsed and aloof. That's why it's so surprising that Wilbur Soot, post-resurrection, is one clingy, touch-starved motherfucker.

    Or: Wilbur copes by cuddling. Tommy's the one who has to put up with it.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    “Will? What time is it?"

    Wilbur takes a second to peer at his watch before turning right back to the page in front of him. “12:58.”

    Oh, wow. Tommy’s not sure exactly, but he thinks that means he’s probably gone without sleep for…somewhere in the sixties? Sixty-five hours? Sixty-six?

    He thinks he would give anything to sleep, at this point. He’d do all the chores in the tower for the rest of the week – the month, even. He’d let Wilbur put the news on whenever he wants. He’d even let them all insist that he stay home during their next family outing.

    But of course, the curse the witch placed on him doesn’t care for negotiations. He’s forced to stay wide awake, whether he likes it or not.

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    or, Tommy loses the ability to sleep. Completely. It presents a considerable amount of problems - but his family will be damned if they can't find a way to fix it.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Miserable.

    That’s how Technoblade would describe eternity.

    Eons upon eons of absolutely nothing but suffering.

    He couldn’t bleed, no, not unless he wanted himself to bleed, it was hard to get a scratch on his tough skin, and even if he did get hurt his healing capabilities were inhumanly insane. That meant he couldn’t die.

    He was made a vampire, bound to none but time itself. Sentenced to forever be prisoner of the gaping hole he felt in his chest, yearning for something.

    Techno wasn’t entirely sure what that was.

     

    - Vampire Technoblade meets Human Tommy

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    14 Oct 2025