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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    “... what’s going on,” Bee asks, again, watching as Starscream begins pacing. His optics go wide when he watches stray electricity arc between the seeker’s thighs. “That’s not supposed to happen,” he says, dumbly.

    Starscream stops and buries his face in his servos. “I don’t know! The plant fragged with our charge levels, I guess! Not all of us have grounding methods.”

    “Not good,” Bumblebee murmurs, getting to his pedes and looking around. “I could diffuse the charge for you?”

    The only answer he gets is shocked silence.

    It takes a while for him to fully process the double entendre. “Frag, scrap, wait, I didn’t mean it like that! I meant literally!”

    Starscream is still silent. “That’s still sharing charge,” he says, finally, voice monotone. “It’s indecent.”

    (or, an excuse to write starbee porn)

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    19 Jul 2025

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    A collection of horny one shots involving the Elite Trine (and some others).

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    19 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    A life amongst others in Iacon. The downfall of the traitorous Sentinel. In the past cycle, both B-127 and Starscream have gotten exactly what they wanted - but victory can be a double-edged sword.

    B-127 was running away from his problems when he finds Starscream, irreversibly injured at the servos of Megatron. He believes this is the perfect opportunity to convert the former High Guard leader to the Autobots... but Star also plans to take this as an opportunity to execute his own agenda.

    Surely nobody would catch *feelings* along the way. That'd be stupid.

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  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    He sinks into Starscream’s hold with a gasp, neck bared as he leans his forehead against the cool metal of the wall. “I don’t want a saint, Starscream,” Bumblebee manages to say at last, panting against the wall with an uncomfortable warmth spreading through his chest, “And I don’t want you trying to be something you’re not.”

    Or: Kink negotiation is a lot like diplomatic negotiation, in the end.

    (Although this is technically a sequel, it isn’t necessary to read the first one!)

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    Damian wants to befriend Tim, but after their difficult start, Tim is more guarded than ever.

    Then Dick says something that changes everything.

    "Treat him like an abused cat."

    And Damian does.

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