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And so there Breakdown found himself, with an injured barbarian in his arms who turned those dazzling crimson optics towards him, and for a split second Breakdown felt as if it were his knees that were injured because boy did they feel weak.
Barbarian AU where the citymech unwittingly does the kidnapping.
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- 12/12
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04 Jul 2025
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After the Pale, the World Again by PositivelyVexed for Andian
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
31 Mar 2022
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They stand in front of the body. The putrid, decomposing body, which is somehow back in the tree.
“Is this normal?” the detective asks. “Is this how time works?”
“No. This is not normal.”
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- 15,342
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- 1/1
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12 May 2025
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Lightning thinks it’s a bookmark, for a split second. But then his vision shifts into focus and he realizes it’s actually a magazine clipping being used as a bookmark. Someone cut out a picture of a young man in very low-riding jeans. The image is captioned Slender Andre has one reader drooling all over the page!
Lightning stares. He squints. He feels numb all over, limbs oddly heavy and tingling, blood pounding in his ears making his own heartbeat sound exactly how it does when he’s under water: echoey, resounding, alien.
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11 Apr 2025
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Have We Met Before? by aligningplanets
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
02 Feb 2025
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After the explosion, Dr Robotnik learnt three things in quick succession:
1. A sufficiently large detonation combined with a sufficiently large amount of Chaos Energy creates a wormhole through which one can travel (or be sucked at the last second) to a parallel universe relatively safely.
2. Earth seemed to stay pretty consistent across most universes.
3. It appeared that, after a life of self-imposed seclusion in the manner of a gizmo-ridden, super-genius, hermetic monk, when it came down to brass tacks, Dr Robotnik was hard-pushed to tell the difference between most Earths.Dr Robotnik jumps through universes to try and get back home, confronting his feelings for Agent Stone along the way.
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29 Mar 2025
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The Standard Book of Spells by canis_m
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
13 Apr 2017
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What happened in a world where Grindelwald never came to New York, and Graves is teaching Credence magic.
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- Part 1 of Book of Spells
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- English
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- 32,876
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- 8/8
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- 358
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20 Jan 2025
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ICEHOLE by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jan 2022
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Izuku continues to fall. Off rocky cliffs, over tree stumps, into rivers and in love.
Or; they're married, but not bonded - and it's killing them. Like, for real.
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28 Nov 2024
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Thunderstruck by Dr_Supernova_Dragon_Cat for ADK_SanSan
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Dec 2020
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1980s AU. Hair Metal/Arena Rock SanSan.
**COMPLETED**
Straight-laced and a yuppie in the making, Sansa is dragged to a metal concert by Arya and Gendry where she captures the eye of the guitarist of the band Cannibal Star. Crude and lewd, Sandor is everything Sansa was certain she didn't want. Even with this unlikely match, sparks fly and misadventures ensue as their two worlds collide.
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- 150,132
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- 20/20
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22 Nov 2024
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Fire For Feathers by TwoGunRose
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
14 Dec 2022
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September 1957
Sansa Stark is the newest student at the Mistwood Collegiate Academy for young ladies. It’s where the elite send their daughters to be trained to become the wives of the country’s most prominent eligible bachelors.But Sansa knows the truth. It’s just a finishing school after which she will be auctioned off to the wealthiest bidder. She’s tired of being a good little girl and playing the “society game.” This is her last chance to be a rebel, have some fun and enjoy all the experiences she’ll never be able to have after she graduates.
And she's just met the perfect bad boy with whom to accomplish her goals ...
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16 Nov 2024
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Come Morning Light by orphan_account
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
11 Aug 2015
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"I lit a candle and I prayed for you," Sandor rasped. "I prayed that you'd hate me and forget me, forget this face. And I've been praying it ever since. Get that in your pretty head, girl. I lit a fucking candle, and I prayed for you." Blackwater AU where Sandor stays with Sansa instead of leaving. Red Wedding AU where Robb actually keeps his promise to Walder Frey. Multiple POV.
Sansa Stark is the key to the North should her brother fail in his quest for vengeance. The Lannisters have a plan, but Sandor Clegane has sworn himself to her protection through the many horrors she is made to face. Tyrion and Shae watch her with care until the King in the North comes to win freedom for his people. However, with each advancement, Joffrey tightens his grip on Sansa. The vow to save her happiness and the North soon stands upon the edge of a knife.
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23 Oct 2024
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Wight Apocalypse by Beanieberta
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
02 Aug 2024
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It was two years after the start of the wight apocalypse. Sansa had escaped the chaos and mayhem of King’s Landing and built a nice little homestead in the wilderness. One night, a wight (or what she took for a wight, at least) stumbled into her home and continued to turn her life upside down once more.
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05 Aug 2024
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In the Name of the Mother by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2019
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The first time Sandor meets her, she is set to marry his brother in a week's time.
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18 Jul 2024
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Death of A Little Bird by orphan_account for , prettybadmagic, Littlefeatherr
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
10 Jan 2025
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Sansa is forced to look upon the decapitated head of her father and Septa Mordane.
The Litte Bird/Summer Child dies.
But the Red Wolf of Winterfell is reborn.
Chaos ensues. Can Sandor keep his little wolf safe as the blood spatter settles?
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03 Jul 2024
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Responsible by oponn for Amuscaria
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
04 Mar 2023
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When Sansa Stark is found dead in her room, the Lannisters immediately fear retribution.
As if it wasn't enough of a living nightmare, Sandor Clegane is ordered to return her corpse to the Starks in an effort to head off conflict. Ever dutiful, Sandor begins the journey while actively mourning the loss of Sansa, the bloom of connection between them and the decisions that saw him on this path.
However, a result of a scheming Lannister, Sansa only appears dead. While their journey progresses, she slowly becomes aware, only to hear the grieving honesty of one of Westeros' most fearsome warriors.
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- Part 3 of The Guilty Mind
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- English
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- 10/10
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19 Jun 2024
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Culpable by oponn for blueSands
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
18 Jan 2021
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During her time in isolation in the Red Keep, Sansa discovers a way out of her room and spends nights roaming the castle. When she unwittingly gets stuck exploring, she gets trapped with the Hound - who appears to be preparing to bathe. Sansa hides and discovers that sometimes you're just as culpable when you watch something as when you actually participate.
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- Part 1 of The Guilty Mind
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18 Jun 2024
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The Doctor Is In by Spoon888
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
31 Mar 2021
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Taken prisoner by Decepticons, Ratchet is prepared for the worst; Interrogation, torture, deactivation. What he didn't expect was getting roped into becoming the enemy faction's temporary physician.
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- Part 1 of The Doctor Is In
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- English
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- 37/37
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08 Jun 2024
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Bodyguard by Beanieberta
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
02 Jun 2024
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Media mogul Tywin Lannister hires Sandor as his grandson’s bodyguard. It doesn’t take long for Sandor to realize that all the money in the world can’t make up for the fact that Joffrey is an insufferable little prick. But then Sandor meets Sansa, Joffrey’s girlfriend, who unknowingly landed herself in the lion’s den. After a while, Sandor isn't sure anymore who really needs his protection.
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02 Jun 2024
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Baked by AsbestosMouth
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Feb 2017
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Renowned chef Sandor Clegane is 'the mean judge' on The Great Westerosi Bake Off. He hates soggy bottoms, flaccid gingerbread housing, doughy bread, and doesn't the nation know it? Sansa Stark is an amateur cake lover who is just thrilled to be taking part - it's all so exciting to be thrust into the giddy competition with eleven other hopefuls!
Things do not go according to plan; as everyone knows, lemon drizzle cakes can be most contentious.
Will Yara's innuendo finally be too much? Will Olenna's machinations raise her grandson to glory? Will Ramsay kill everyone with a sharpened spatula? Is Cersei really that drunk all the damned time? Can Podrick's adorableness break Twitter? Who will be crowned King or Queen of the Tent? Let's bake.
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- English
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- 10/10
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11 Apr 2024
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The One With The Fake Relationship by AsbestosMouth
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
16 Aug 2016
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When Sansa Stark, who has no interest in dating due to horrible and thankfully jailed past boyfriend, is invited to the wedding of the year, she desperately needs a plus one to accompany her. After all, Cat Stark is determined to get her set up with an eligible boy, so weddings and babies happen to the Starks rather than anyone else. The best way to stop that? Pretend that Detective Inspector Sandor Clegane, her dependable (if angry and foul-mouthed) lemon-cake providing work colleague is her boyfriend. Simple, right? Apart from the obvious; Sandor's been in love with her for a year, in like with her for longer, and knows that this might really really hurt. But, bloody hell, it's only a wedding, right?
It's all fluffy, and a bit angsty, and a lot sweary, and a whole load of gay marriage-y. And kilt-y. Of course.
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- Part 1 of Tropes: SanSan
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,319
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 371
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- 2,089
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08 Apr 2024
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These Scars We Wear by wonderland
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
21 Dec 2012
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Sandor Clegane discovers that death does not always mark the end of a life. Sometimes it's only the beginning. Spoilers up to and including A Feast For Crows.
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- English
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- 51,344
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- 24/24
- Comments:
- 199
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- 1,453
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28 Jan 2024
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i found something in the woods somewhere by Jupitersrising
Fandoms: Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Cartoon)
24 Jul 2023
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A short study of each of the jwcc characters through their daemons and how they changed because of the island.
(No knowledge of His Dark Materials or daemons is required.)
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08 Jul 2023