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    a lil short series of ushijima, sakusa & atsumu being lovable boyfriends that do dumb (and maybe even hot) things some times !!

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    As they walked past the protestors, adrenaline still coursing through their veins, Peter followed along, listening to the avid discussion his friends were having about how good it felt to be doing something against the racism in America. However, his attention was suddenly taken to the two cops who were approaching. 

    They were having a quiet discussion, muttering to each other under their breath. Peter had been watching them- his uncle was a police officer, so he had spent many shifts down at the precinct when he was a kid and often dropped by after school to see his father, so he knew many policemen. He had also come across and talked to lots of them during when he patrolled as Spider-Man, but these two officers, he did not recognise. 

    As they grew closer and in better hearing range, one of their anecdotes caught Peter's attention and made his anger flare. "This is why we shoulda killed all the slaves instead of freein' em." His partner laughed. 

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    Peter punches a racist policeman at a protest, gets arrested and bailed out by one of Ben's old co-workers who is now captain.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    When everything finally settled down after Mysterio exposed Peter as Spider-Man, Peter's initial excitement about returning to school was quickly replaced by dread. Especially when he realized he would have to go to gym class and face his classmates and Coach Wilson, who now knew he hadn't actually been putting any effort in... like at all.

    "So, Peter, you've been holding out on us... I want to see you sweat... Capiche?"

    "Yes, sir."

    I guess that was about to change.

     

    A crack-filled AU of the aftermath of Spider-Man: Far From Home

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    14 Jul 2025

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    Steve looked up, expecting to see his friend’s exhausted face, but instead found him positively grinning with a small paper lunch sack in his hand.

    “You seem awfully happy,” said Steve in lieu of a greeting.

    Natasha and Bucky chose that moment to enter the common room as well, wearing sweaty gym clothes and with messed-up hair. “Hey Sam,” said Natasha. “How terrible was the kid?”

    “I take everything back I ever said.” Sam unrolled the top of the lunch sack and showed them its contents. “He brought cookies! You’ve gotta try one, they’re literally the best things I’ve ever tasted in my life.”

     

    Aka, the fic in which Peter volunteers at the VA with Sam, who ends up practically adopting him and tells the whole team, making them all want to meet the fabled kid. Turns out, he might be a lot more familiar than they thought.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.

    Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
    Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
    Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
    Message for negotiations and payment details.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    Inspired by anon: 'AU where the airport fight ends in a minor debate over who has to take Peter home b/c he's literally too young to fly unaccompanied without fuckloads of paperwork.'

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    14 Jul 2025

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