grotesque_cadaver

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    Owen isn't an idiot. He knows that if Scott finds out he's basically a newborn in vampire terms, he's going to take the easy meal and kill him. So, he lied-said he had been alive 200 years instead of in a state of unconciousness for 200 years. Hopefully Scott buys it.

    Scott knows Owen is full of bullshit. No Sire would let a fledgling that young out of their sight at 200 years old, let alone out here. He thinks he's roughly 300, and is lying to make himself look like less of a threat.

    Scott and Owen have a truce-they both stay out of each other's business and don't kill any humans. But for some reason, Owen is so, so hungry. And animal blood isn't cutting it.

    Scott, on the other hand, is a little concerned at how bad at vampirism Owen is.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    “So can we keep him?”

    ‘Grunkle Stan’ sighs heavily. “Kid, he’s literally a lump on the ground.”

    “So? We’ve all been lumps on the ground at one point or another,” Mabel counters, which is a very good point in Jon’s opinion.
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    Somewhere Else is Gravity Falls, season one or thereabouts. things escalate from there.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    There’s three things you need to know about David: he loves Camp Campbell, despite the number of oddballs it attracts, he loves his campers, even if they drive him up the wall, and he’d never wanted to kill anyone. It’s a shame no one believes him. After all, there’s a darker force at play at Camp Campbell, and David could use a little back-up.

    (Also posted on Wattpad, now - including the sequel!)

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    30 Sep 2025

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    HOLY SHIT THIS WAS SO GOOOOOOOODD. SERIAL KILLER DAVID BUT HE'S ACTUALLY SUPERNATURALLY STRONG ON ACCIDENT AND A CULT TRYING TO KILL THE KIDS AND WE END WITH A KIDNAPPING ADOPTION OF MAX AHHHHHHH

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    “Max,” he enunciated, planting a hand over his chest with a thump, “Max.”

    The next line of surprised nonsense had something that could be interpreted as ‘mack-suh’ tacked on to the end, but the man had mirrored the gesture.

    “No! I’m Max,” he reached out and grabbed the man’s hand this time, pressing it against his chest, “My name is Max, you dumb fuck.”

    The man stared at his hand, then at Max, and eventually a single syllable fell out of his mouth: “Max.”

    Holy shit.
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    Max has been abducted by aliens. After being passed from ship to ship, he meets another human.
    Alternatively, David is not actually a human. He has no idea what to do with this strange, violent being he's been put in charge of.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    Scott isn’t too pleased with Avid’s behavior; luckily for them both, they come to an agreement that doesn’t involve death.

    Set after Ep. 1 !!

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    23 Sep 2025