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    Once, he was Kabukimono. Then Kunikuzushi. Then Scaramouche. Now, he calls himself Kunimitsu. He erased himself from history, trying (and mostly failing) to move on.

    Then the Traveller sent him a book.

    Instead of Simulanka, Alice had other plans—dumping him (and an unlucky handful of others) into the Wizarding World for what was supposed to be a ‘vacation’. Roleplay as different characters, have some fun, go home like nothing happened.

    His new name? Harry Potter.

    But the longer he stays, the more he learns. About this world. About its gods. About himself.

    This was never just a vacation. Alice didn’t send them here just for fun.

    And by the time it’s over—if it ever truly ends—Kuni isn’t sure if he’ll ever be the same again.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    Anaxa adopts a nine-year-old Phainon. It saves both of them from hitting rock bottom.

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    27 Jul 2025

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    There was screaming. Or maybe there had been.
    Anaxagoras couldn’t tell.
    He lay on his side, his body pressed against the cracked pavement, his cheek grinding into the coarse, rough concrete. His coat, twisted and tangled like a flag left to rot in a forgotten battlefield, draped over him in disarray. The fabric felt heavier than it had any right to. Smoke slithered through the air, thick and suffocating, curling and clinging to his lungs as if it, too, wanted to drag him into the chaos. The acrid bite of burning rubber and scorched coolant clawed at his throat, making each shallow breath a bitter fight. Somewhere, a sob echoed, distant and breaking, the sound warped by the fog of pain pressing in around him.

    AKA - Professor Anaxa gets into a bus accident and starts hallucinating the God of Reason. (MODERN AU with elements of alchemy and fantasy)

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    18 May 2025

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    People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.

    He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"

     

    Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.

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    23 Apr 2025

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    In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.

    “Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
    “I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.”

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    08 Apr 2025