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"This is Yunho, our little church boy," she says fondly. "He's new-ish."
Mingi eyes him up and down with a grin that could only be described as smirky. "Church boy? That's hot."
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27 Aug 2025
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The Kim Namjoon and Min Yoongi Completely Foolproof Matchmaker Avoidance Strategy (Patent Pending) by sequoiasem for patroclvss
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Nov 2024
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To spoil their families’ matchmaking plans, Namjoon and Yoongi decide to get married... to each other. After all, don’t they always say you should marry your best friend?
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09 Aug 2025
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is it fake dating if they get married but have been emotionally committed for years? idk but that's this namgi
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Captain Lee and Commander Choi of the Navy starship SHINee set out to capture the infamous pirate Key and his dastardly crew.
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14 Jul 2025
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"I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."
"Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.
"Yes. Doing... sex."
(Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)
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06 May 2025
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“Tell you what,” Yoongi starts. “If you’re still single in ten years, when you’re thirty…” he pauses, swallowing with an audible click. “I’ll marry you.”
“What?” Seokjin blinks.
“I promise that if you turn thirty and are still single, that I will marry you.” Yoongi repeats.
“It’s not even legal,” Seokjin protests, but it sounds weak even to his own ears.
Yoongi shrugs. “You never know what could happen in ten years. Maybe the government will get its head out of its ass.”
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Yoongi makes a drunk, sad Seokjin a promise on his 20th birthday: If he's still single in ten years, Yoongi will marry him. It's a joke, obviously, so Seokjin agrees. They fall out of contact, as college roommates often do, but at 2 am on his 30th birthday, Seokjin gets a phone call.
It's a joke, right?
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16 Jan 2025