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truly a love story for the ages by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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“We can’t forget the condom, of course,” Wei Ying re-affirms, with a straight face. “Very important.”
“Very,” Lan Zhan nods. “Wouldn’t want any accidents to occur. Not when you’re most fertile. The chances are… very high.”
“Wouldn’t be ideal,” Wei Ying says, nodding even harder.
“Yes, wouldn’t be,” Lan Zhan parrots.
Or, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying attempt to baby-trap each other into a marriage, without realising the other is doing the same. The results... are not that bad?!!
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08 Aug 2025
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Jerusalem had fallen. Now, on top of the indignity of having to walk - walk! - to Alexandria to avoid getting shot out of the sky, Yusuf al-Kaysani has the double misfortune of being saddled with a filthy, empty-headed, exasperating Frank who doesn't even seem to know what his wings are for.
But after an explosion of temper reveals something about his enemy that Yusuf could never have fathomed in a thousand years, Yusuf finds himself looking at his companion in a whole new light. Suddenly tasked with helping Nicolo achieve a dream, an unexpected spark of compassion is born, that leads to forgiveness, to friendship, to all and more.
Every love story is a kind of dance.
Or - Yusuf and Nicolo live in a world where everyone has wings. It changes a lot about their world, and nothing about them.
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28 Jul 2025
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“It’s called the Deliverer.” Cipher waggled her eyebrows and then lowered her voice conspiratorially. “Only for our strongest customers.”
“The Deliverer is not for sale,” Phainon interrupted from the counter.
Mydei blinked between the two of them in bafflement; Cipher looked like a cat that had caught a particularly fat canary, and Phainon looked like he wanted to throw himself over the counter and through the windows.
mydei: dildo seller, i am going into heat and i need your largest dildo.
phainon: you cannot handle our largest dildo.
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15 Jul 2025
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Mostly dead (slightly alive) by mor (mornin)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2024
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The north devours the weak; Shang Qinghua is no exception. When the curse takes him, he knows there's nothing that can save him.
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Peerless Cucumber refuses to let sleeping dogs lie (or sleeping Airplanes die). With Mobei Jun's assistance.
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10 Jul 2025
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can't promise tomorrow, but i can promise tonight by honeybakedtea
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Mar 2025
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In no universe should he have to witness Mydei’s hand linger on Phainon’s shoulder for a moment longer than what two friends consider proper, and then watch as Mydei flexes his hand right afterwards, clearly so affected by it. Like something straight out of March’s romance novels.
Seriously, Phainon’s eyes had softened when he looked at Mydei. Multiple times. In public! And here Caelus thought eyes could only soften in Jing Yuan fanfiction.
Dan Heng gives him a look. “Phainon and Mydei are good friends. They’re bound to bicker every once in a while.”
Caelus sits up, wholly indignant. “Have you seen them,” he demands.
In which Caelus meddles.
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