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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Barty decides, Evan is just too pretty to be standing on the side of the road like that. And Barty has a preference for pretty things. So he wonders, almost idly, what that pretty face will look like after he ruins it.

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    Evan wonders what would happen if he decided to climb onto Barty's lap right now, mid-drive and kiss him stupid. Rut against him like a feral fucking animal.
    They'd crash and die like roadkill. That's what would happen. Oh well, that's fine. These things happen. Tragic, sure, but sacrifices must be made.

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    30 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    "Overstreet, what's got you so glum?" He raised a brow, placing a casual arm around the teen's shoulders, "Is it that Goldilocks?" Charlie grinned.

    "Her name's Chris, Charlie." Knox corrected, the other slightly on his nerves.

    "C'mon, you don't need a girl. You have us, we're much better than a fleeting crush." Charlie's hands found Knox's shoulders, causing them both to come face-to-face. Charlie was slightly surprised at the lack of amusement Knox expressed.

    "Quit messing around," He pouted at Charlie, before those eyes glanced away, "She's a pretty girl.." Knox mumbled, pulling away with a somber expression and lack of playful glint in his eyes.

    'Ah,' Charlie thought, his hands moved to rest on his hips, somewhat hurt by the reaction, but understanding the reason behind it.

    'Psh. I could be a pretty girl.' He scoffed and looked away, moving on with his evening.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    Mike shrugs, looking mildly uncomfortable. "Didn't seem important," he says, and Will's annoyance comes back in full force.

    "Didn't seem- okay, well did you tell her that we weren't together?" he demands, fingers tightening around Mike's sleeve again.

    "Yes!" Mike squawks, wrenching his arm out of Will's grip. He looks- not angry, per se, but definitely a little annoyed now. Confused at Will's reaction, maybe, and- yeah, Will knows he's being overdramatic, but Mike is being entirely too underdramatic about all this, and he thinks they should at least try to meet in the middle. "But I don't know what my parents think. And by the way, I'm not loving how offended you are by people thinking you're dating me."

    Will pauses. "Hang on, that's not what I'm saying." He's thrilled by the concept, actually, but he knows he shouldn't be and Mike can't know that, can't know how bad he wants this, which is why Will's had to take a different route.

    5 times people thought mike and will were together + 1 time they actually were

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    28 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Knox Overstreet is not gay for Charlie Dalton.

    Sure, there's a lot of evidence to suggest otherwise, such as the fact that he feels a flutter in his stomach every time Charlie smiles at him, and the fact that he's constantly seeking physical contact with Charlie, but that's just normal, totally straight best friend behavior, right?

    Aka, in which Knox has feelings, denies said feelings, accepts said feelings, and vows to never tell anyone else about them.

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    26 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    After getting gently rejected by Chris, Knox Overstreet is heartbroken, dramatic, and writing poetry that makes even Meeks cringe. Enter Charlie Dalton: chaotic, charming, and far too amused.

    To cheer Knox up (and maybe just a little for his own entertainment), Charlie offers to teach him how to flirt—purely educational, obviously. Knox agrees. Because what could go wrong?

    Just a little eye contact. A few compliments. Maybe a practice kiss or two.

    Totally normal best friend stuff.
    …Right?

    Or, Knox gets “romance training” from Charlie and slowly realises the person he's been falling for has been standing way too close this whole time.

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    14 Aug 2025