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    Optimus has always valued Ratchet as his medic, friend, and closest confidant.
    But in the months following the battle with Unicron and the retrieval of the Matrix, he realizes it might be a bit more than that...

    *Sequel to Not A Prime Situation, but it's hopefully not too hard to follow along with as a stand-alone*

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    21 Oct 2025

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    To save Earth from Unicron's wrath, Optimus Prime must unleash the power of the Matrix of Leadership, losing it in the process.

    In one universe, he also loses his memories and spends several days among the Decepticons as Orion Pax.

    In another, he manages to keep his memories and return home.

    But this success is not free of consequences.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    I turn around, and slam my forehead into the deck as I fall to my knees. “Please, god, I know the last time we talked I told you to suck an egg but what the actual fuck. What did I do? Is this because of the gay thing? I’ll stop I swear I’ll knock it off just please—”

    “What are you talking about? Why were you swimming all the way out here? What’s with your weird clothes?” The Boy, whom I refuse to name on principle, starts rapid fire shooting out questions while wiggling his way across the tiny boat to me.

    “This is actually happening. Oh my god this is real, what the shit…” I turn around from my position on the floor to see The Boy crouched inches from my face. I give an undignified yelp and scramble as far back as I can without tipping over the edge.

    He gives me that bright grin and announces “I’m Monkey D. Luffy! I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!” Then he cocks his head to the side. “Who’re you?”

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    (Rewrite and extension of Febuwhump Day 10: Magic Exhaustion.)

    An exploration around the Malto's property goes awry when Bumblebee and the Terrans stumble upon a magical pond that appears to have a singular ability: turn whoever touches it young.

    Consequently, the Terrans have to deal with a significantly younger Bumblebee - B-127 - with a heightened sense of self-importance and attitude. Confusion gripping all sides of the fiasco, the group of sparklings desperately search for a way to restore him to the mentor they know, all while trying to navigate their new and terrifying relationship.

    Not that B-127's helping make things easier.

    (A/N: Next update on November 3rd.)

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    Rodimus attempts suicide. He makes it look like an accident — it’s easier on everyone that way; a freak accident. What he didn’t expect was for that odd, sparking piece he lodged into his shuttle’s engine to turn everything inside out and shoot him across universes, space, and time. Into a world where Megatron is still alive. And where he is dead.

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    02 Oct 2025