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    A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish...

    Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.

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    16 Jul 2024

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    Stede’s employees have decided to drag him along to a concert to cheer him up from his (supposedly) awful divorce. Instead, he finds himself anxious and overwhelmed, hiding out in a public restroom.

    One conversation, a pair of earplugs, and a makeshift backstage pass later: Stede has found he’s captured the attention of the infamous rock legend Blackbeard.

    Not that he’s complaining. It turns out that the man is absolutely lovely.

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    01 Jul 2024

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    Ed meets Stede on a beach in Barbados a month before the Revenge is finished. Ed decides that kidnapping a wealthy (handsome) man might break the monotony of being Blackbeard. Stede is a little too on board with being kidnapped.

    Basically, an alternate meeting slow-burn AU, with lots of humor, hijinks, and building sexual and romantic tension.

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    14 May 2024

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    “I could help you, you know,” says Ed. “Like, the reinventing yourself bit. Or figuring it out.”

    Hope hops on its feet, attempting takeoff. “You would?”

    “‘Course I would, mate. You’re my best friend.”

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    Recently divorced, Stede isn't sure where to start on the whole "getting himself out there" thing. Ed offers to help, so they write out a list of Stede’s goals. The only problem? They both may be just slightly in love with each other. They just don't know it yet.

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    14 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Bonnet's Eleven (aka Bonnet-and-Teach's-Sixteen-or-Maybe-Seventeen) go international!

    Now with double the action, double the conflict, and double The Revenge! Get ready for boat chases, even more colonizers, a rival thief, and maybe even a rift in our beloved crew…
     

    Stede sighs. "Chauncey wants us to do a job for him. To pay off Nigel's fines. I'll tell you what it is, but you have to promise not to think I'm making it up." 

    "Oh, god." Ed says, pressing his face into the back of the couch. "What is it?"

    "Basically, um, he wants us to steal a Fabergé egg for him."

    "Fuck off." Ed's voice is muffled by the couch. He slowly lifts his head. "He's Ocean's Twelving us?"

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    11 Feb 2024