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Thrice Over by pickledcoffee
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
05 Jul 2025
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Dee’s memorized Orion’s face thrice over. In the mines when they first met, in the light of the surface when they’d first seen the sun, and in that moment when she’d killed her.
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I want to be the One (To watch you die.) by Penici416
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
15 Oct 2025
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Optimus Prime never comes to be.
Leading to Megatron's tyrannical 65-cycle-long reign of Cybertron and it's many conquered colonies throughout the galaxy.
Notable for only being just longer than the previous Sentinel Prime's ruling record of 50 cycles.
Strangely enough, however, is that the mad tyrant would be noted to have a habit of talking to himself, even when alone.The common theory being that he was suffering from a chronic processor malfunction that only got worse with time.
Some even positing that the guilt of his crimes caused him to hallucinate those whom he killed.
With the most outlandsih theory being that he was communing with the spirit of his lover.Which would be absurd. For obvious reasons.
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15 Oct 2025
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Night at the Prime Museum of Cybertron by Motashu
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime, Transformers Animated (2007)
28 Sep 2025
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Orion Pax is an archivist at the Prime Museum of Cybertron in Iacon. It's his dream job, or was, before his mid life crisis kicked in and got him demoted to cleanup duty. While life is seemingly bleak, at least he still has the quasi-comforting Megatronus statue to vent his embarrassingly privileged problems to. At least he can't ever hold it against Orion, because he's not real.
Right?
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28 Sep 2025
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This was supposed to be a fling [COMIC] by Maybe_a_candle
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007)
21 Oct 2025
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Blitzwing propositions Optimus with an offer to date to sate their boredom during their stay on Earth. No strings attached fun, certainly nothing more, right?
-My BlitzOp comic I originally posted over on tumblr.
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15 Aug 2025
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So, he clicks it. The Orion Pax in him is still making horrible decisions, Optimus guesses, because when he hears a sleepy groan and a “who the frag is this” on the other line, he realizes he’s made a horrible mistake.
Optimus Prime accidentally calls Megatron in the middle of the night, two and a half weeks after their fight. They end up talking a lot more than they'd expected.
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Or; What else are you supposed to do when your archnemesis calls you and you're still in love with him?Bookmarked by pickledcoffee
02 Aug 2025
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In which Fanfiction and Figurines get Orion Pax Fragged by lordofgravity
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
05 Oct 2025
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Orion pax is just a humble archivist! A humble archivist with a double life on the Megatronus forums and a growing collection of ummmm tasteful merch. nothing too crazy. When his friends gift him a ticket to see Megatronus in action, suddenly things take a sharp left hand turn and Orion finds himself in the middle of the craziest x reader fanfiction he could dream up: Actually romancing the gladiator himself with no screen to hide behind.
Primus save him.
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21 Jul 2025