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Redeem the Time by Lev (m_madeleine) for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Rómeó és Júlia (Színház), Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
08 Nov 2020
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Benvolio is stuck in a time loop. Escalus tries to help.
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You Just Need a Friend, Don't You? by facethestrange for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
18 Oct 2020
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Lady Sybil has a soft spot for misunderstood creatures.
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Pretty Fly for a Cacti by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Aug 2020
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"I don't mean to offend," Luke said. His ears were turning hot, because Han was looking at him again with that condescending starpilot look, like Luke was a child. "It's just—water is purple?"
"Purple?" Han looked absolutely baffled. "Why would water be purple?"
In which moisture farming involves a lot more cacti than in canon.
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Aziraphale has always had a bit too much of a thing for Crowley's trousers. Ever since trousers have existed, in fact.
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Theorizing by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Csínom Palkó - Farkas/Dékany/Lőrinczy
24 Oct 2016
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Peti and Elza's flat has ghosts. Or maybe mice.
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Rumor Has It by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Csínom Palkó - Farkas/Dékany/Lőrinczy
16 Apr 2016
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For some reason the cast has been buzzing with idiotic gossip all week. Feri chooses not to acknowledge that kind of nonsense, until he's confronted with the rumors to his face.
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Wasted Afternoons by orphan_account for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Rómeó és Júlia (Színház), Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
31 Oct 2015
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For Mercutio, discovering Verona is a long and idle process that demands the dismissal of any assiduous occupation.
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Working It by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Ördögölő Józsiás - Tolcsvay/Tamási/Bori
20 Jul 2015
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Bakszén has been bombarding his entourage with selfies ranging from ridiculous to sexy to downright pornographic. Durmonyás, to his sexually frustrated chagrin, has been tasked with image control.
“Really? A rose tattoo on his—” Ropogán made a face at the phone held at arm’s length. Durmonyás didn’t have to look at the screen; he’d memorized both the stupid tattoo and the arse it was applied to. The stupid, muscular, nicely curved arse. “Why is he even sending me these?”“He’s sending them to everyone,” Durmonyás said gloomily. “He likes feedback. You’re lucky he doesn’t try to get you to reply.”
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Olive Branches by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Csínom Palkó - Farkas/Dékany/Lőrinczy (Budapesti Operettszínház)
16 May 2015
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Feri absolutely does not drunk-dial any of the cast members when he's having a self-pitying episode, and he doesn't need any of this ridiculous coddling, either. Or at least, he wouldn't if he actually noticed it.
He's also pretty good at denial. The problem is, the students are not only too nice for their own good, they're also a lot more stubborn than he is.
(Pre-OT3 if you squint really hard, gen if you don't.)
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too swift arrives as tardy as too slow by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Rómeó és Júlia (Színház), Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
10 May 2015
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Benvolio is playing spin the bottle. Tybalt is not. (They're in underground dystopian Verona, because why not.)
It wasn’t that Benvolio didn’t want to kiss Tybalt—he’d do that and gladly, any time Tybalt gave him the slightest sign that it wouldn’t lead to a black eye—but in front of a room full of jeering Montagues and whatever passed for Tybalt’s friends was far from optimal. If Tybalt hated anything more than Capulets, it was mockery.
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In the Not-So-Bleak Midwinter by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Ördögölő Józsiás - Tolcsvay/Tamási/Bori
21 Jan 2015
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Durmonyás was definitely not worried about Boricz, who had been out in the snow for possibly a century, or at least several hours. Humans were used to this sort of thing, after all, and he'd been wearing a hat made of some extremely furry animal that was probably even more used to this sort of thing.
In which Boricz finally attempts to teach Durmonyás about the fun part of winter. Established relationship in handwavy fix-it universe.
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False Advertising by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Ördögölő Józsiás - Tolcsvay/Tamási/Bori
01 Jan 2015
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"What am I supposed to do, papercut His Majesty the Pure-hearted Earth Clod over there to death?"
Bakszén is very upset to find Cards Against Humanity is not about what he thought it was about. -
Idle Musings by The_Arkadian for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Rómeó és Júlia (Színház), Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
08 Dec 2014
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For a drabble meme: prompt from privatesnarker: Romeo, Mercutio, “Have you ever wanted to hate someone?”
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Mozart is sleep-deprived and maybe a little mad, and practically daring his boss Archbishop Colloredo to kiss him seems like a good idea at the time, at least for as long as it takes him to suggest it.
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A Friendly Shoulder by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Ördögölő Józsiás - Tolcsvay/Tamási/Bori
01 Nov 2014
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Boricz and Durmonyás bond over being the odd man out, with the help of some very strong fairy wine.
(Based on the rock operetta Ördögölő Józsiás - Józsiás the Devil-Slayer - by Tolcsvay László and Bori Tamás, in turn based on the 1952 play by Tamási Áron.)
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the hurt cannot be much by YnysAfallach for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Rómeó és Júlia (Színház), Roméo et Juliette - Presgurvic
31 Oct 2014
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"To find Mercutio in his bedroom, lounging or asleep on his bed, was no strange thing... The strange (or, more accurately, terrifying) thing was all the blood."
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Smart As A Whip by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Ördögölő Józsiás - Tolcsvay/Tamási/Bori
08 Oct 2014
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Durmonyás accidentally lets slip that he doesn't really mind the whip. Unfortunately, Bakszén has a tendency to ruin things by talking. (Set in an AU where Bakszén's attempted coup never goes so far and things remain light-hearted and cracky.)
(Based on the rock operetta Ördögölő Józsiás - Józsiás the Devil-Slayer - by Tolcsvay László and Bori Tamás, in turn based on the 1952 play by Tamási Áron.)
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a glooming peace this morning brings by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Rómeó és Júlia (Színház), Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
04 Oct 2014
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Tybalt and Romeo meet at a funeral.
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all hues in his controlling by YnysAfallach for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Rómeó és Júlia (Színház), Roméo et Juliette - Presgurvic, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
10 Sep 2014
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"When Mercutio first explains himself to Romeo, there stands between them a long silence, swollen with incomprehension."
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- Part 2 of Sonnet XX
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A Different Look by Carmarthen for privatesnarker
Fandoms: Ördögölő Józsiás - Tolcsvay/Tamási/Bori
06 Sep 2014
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One week after Durmonyás starts working for Bakszén, his boss decides he really needs a makeover.
(Based very loosely on the rock operetta Ördögölő Józsiás - Józsiás the Devil-Slayer - by Tolcsvay László and Bori Tamás, in turn based on the 1952 play by Tamási Áron.)