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Literally Developed Super-Strength For You, Babe by WrittenInCinnamon
Fandoms: South Park
22 Jan 2023
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A prequel to my other story, of how Craig awakened his superpowers. And yes, it was absolutely way more cheesy than Craig would want it to be.
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- Part 2 of Teenage Superheroes From A Mountain Town
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22 Jul 2025
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Growing Up, Superpowers, And Other Normal Young Teen Stuff by WrittenInCinnamon
Fandoms: South Park
29 Dec 2022
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As puberty hit them, children of South Park start developing superpowers. Those who didn't yet, were expecting it to happen any day.
Unless they were an anxious wreck like Tweek Tweak. Then maybe they had doubts.Thankfully Tweek has friends and a boyfriend who will support him no matter what.
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- Part 1 of Teenage Superheroes From A Mountain Town
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22 Jul 2025
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Super Craig and Wonder Tweek butt heads...a lot. This is incredibly fucking annoying for one Eric Cartman, who's sick of listening to them argue about nothing- so he intervenes, in the hope that they'll go back to being sickeningly in love again instead.
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21 Jul 2025
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“So what you’re saying is that you want to prank Clyde and see whether he’ll call the cops on Tweek?”
“E-E-Exactly!”
“Absolutely not. Clyde will freak out over a dead body.”
“Even better.”
“Craig! Though…I am curious whether he’ll tell on me or, nngh, not.”
“I vote no.”
“Yes.”
“Y-Y-Y-Y–”
“–yes for me…ohmygod, I’m going to have to act!–”
“–Y-Y-Yes.”
Sigh. “Fine. I’ll make a few calls.”
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During a stay at Tolkien’s family cabin, Clyde is put on the ultimate test of: “If I killed someone, would you help me hide the body?”
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18 Jul 2025
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When Craig rejected Tweek after their very public, very messy, and very not real break up, Tweek was like a ghost haunting the hallways of South Park Elementary. Tired of seeing one of the town's beloved gay looking so miserable, Cartman devises up a plan that not only ropes in Tweek but Kyle as well.
The plan?
Trying to get Tweek to move on from Craig by going on a date with Kyle.
Who knew it would go so wrong yet so right?
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- Part 1 of Tweek Week 2024
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17 Jul 2025