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Steph and Eddie show virgin Chrissy just how fun sex can be. I swear it’s better than the summary sounds.
Day 6 of Schlocktober: A Fake Event Where Anything Goes: Defiling a Puritan -
The Peak Bisexual Experience of Steve Harrington by quaerhye
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Mar 2024
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"And as years pass, Steve and Tommy never really talk about it; but whenever something new comes up, they always practice before Carol...A mouth is a mouth and a hand is a hand, right?"
In which Steve eventually realizes that most people actually do feel differently between making out with guys and girls, one way or another.
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- Part 1 of The Peak Bisexual Experience of...
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The Peak Bisexual Experience of Joyce Byers by quaerhye
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Friends (TV), Heathers (1988)
29 Feb 2024
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"...Joyce is well-practiced at ignoring her urges to ruin the careful hair and makeup of the polished women that Lenora Hills is full of. (She hates them all so much and doesn’t connect these feelings to the thrills of her youth at making pretty girls gasp and pant against her.)"
In which it takes forty-four years for Joyce to realize she's bisexual. (And in which Joyce's youth is based off of my love for Winona Ryder, so watch out for some blatant Heathers and Friends references.)
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- Part 2 of The Peak Bisexual Experience of...
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"They don’t take it any further than lazy makeouts and Chrissy feels like she should be offended that Eddie never gets hard against her; rather, she’s relieved that there’s no pressure to put on a performance of passion."
In which it takes eighteen years for Chrissy to realize she's gay.
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Anakin's New Groove by quaerhye
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Emperor's New Groove (2000)
03 Mar 2018
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When Emperor Anakin Skywalker planned to turn Alderaan into his vacation getaway, he did NOT count on getting turned into a tauntaun, nor did he expect to have to run pell-mell across the galaxy with Obi-Wan Kenobi in escape from Grand Vizier Palpatine and his assistant, Jar Jar Binks.
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The Peak Bisexual Experience of... by quaerhye
Fandom: Friends (TV), Heathers (1988), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Mar 2024
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There’s something exhilarating about being pinned under her gaze, even from far away. Stevie’s popular for a reason, and it’s all down to how utterly captivating she is. The pastels she wears in those cute little polos and tennis skirts always contrast so nicely with the tan of her creamy golden skin. She’s covered in little moles, beauty marks dotting constellations across her neck and shoulders and legs, and Eddie’s lost time – hours, days, years – tracing them together in her mind, attempting to paint a pretty picture against all that gorgeous skin. Her laugh is like a bell, soft and a little rough around the edges, and once Eddie heard Stevie singing in the lockers after gym class, and her voice was so lovely, a little gravelly, but with a perfect pitch and just– ugh. So, yeah. Maybe Gareth is right, maybe Eddie does harbor more than a little crush on Stevie Harrington.
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The Hawkins Vipers won the Championship game and while Eddie Munson doesn't really give a shit about soccer, she finds something to celebrate when she encounters star player Stevie Harrington all by herself in the locker room once everyone else has gone home.
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06 Oct 2025
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“Why do you smell like...” Eddie blinks, then shakes her head, as if thinking better of it, pushing the thought away.
“Like what?”
“Fuck, Chris, like... like you want me.”
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Chrissy survives Vecna's attack, but Eddie still dies heroically in the upside down. Or does she?Bookmarked by quaerhye
06 Oct 2025
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the edges of your soul, I haven't seen yet by makeshiftcandy
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Jun 2025
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Twitter user k1nkyguerrilla had posed the prompt: what’s the weirdest celebrity encounter you’ve had?...
I’m not sure if this counts, she found herself typing, but I grew up with the guitarist from Corroded Coffin. Middle school talent show, he asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes and we high-fived and then he never spoke to me again. Now, when creepy guys try to hit on me, I say oh no, so sorry, I’m actually dating a musician named Eddie. It’s technically true.
Who would’ve thought some cute reminiscence from her childhood would blow up in her face so absolutely?Bookmarked by quaerhye
06 Oct 2025
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On the verge of burning out before twenty-seven, lead-singer Eddie Munson bolts mid-tour. What if Steve Harrington quietly pulls him back from the edge and reminds him he isn’t alone? What if, however, it's all more complicated than that?
Bookmarked by quaerhye
27 Sep 2025
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Steve wants to celebrate his and Eddie's three month anniversary, but when he overhears Eddie declaring their relationship is 'just fucking around', he feels like an idiot for once again being the only one head over heels.
But maybe it isn't as bad or one-sided as it sounds.
Bookmarked by quaerhye
24 Sep 2025