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O Little Town of Swindon by sburbanite for mostlyharmless
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Apr 2020
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Traitor PrincipalityAziraphale,You are cordially
summonedinvited to the inaugural Heavenly Christmas event!!! Featuring special guest Jesus Christ in his first public appearance in almost two thousand years!!! Be there or be sorry!!!~ Archangel Gabriel ~
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Please follow the star, which will lead you to the event. Attempts to tamper with the star will lead to deployment of Black Hole™ anti-tamper measures. Attendance is mandatory. Don't even think of trying to get out of it, sunshine. -
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark by sburbanite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Mar 2020
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Crowley knows he shouldn't be getting himself off on Aziraphale's sofa while the angel is upstairs reading. But the wine in his veins is singing its siren song and his corporation is definitely listening.
(For Book Omens week)
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Two by two by sburbanite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Nov 2019
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The demon seemed completely unconcerned by the sight of the rapidly receding unicorn, which was hoofing it across the sands as if it knew what was coming.
Aziraphale studied him out of the corner of his eye.
"I'm sorry, did you say "You've still got one of them?"
"Yeah." Crawly said, as if Aziraphale was being infuriatingly dense, and pointed. "Look. It's over there. One unicorn."
"Right. And that will help how, exactly?"
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Powercut by sburbanite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Nov 2019
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Very little happened to Aziraphale when, quite suddenly, his powers went out.
Crowley wasn't anywhere near as lucky.
A COMEDY OF ERRORS, IN WHICH:
Demons are embarrassed, Angels are hungover, there is only one bedTM, and a pair of immortals realize just how dependent they've become on their occult and ethereal powers. -
Oxytocin by sburbanite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2019
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Here you are, dear," he said, passing Crowley a slice of coffee and walnut cake, "I had a very nice lunch. Tracy is quite the character. She did seem rather interested in our sex life, however."
Crowley almost spat out his martini.
"We haven't got a sex life," he said, chuckling, "she must've been disappointed."
"Well, not really. She's very open minded. I suppose you'd have to be to marry someone like Shadwell, after all. But she did get me thinking, I suppose."
"Hmm?"
"I just wondered if you'd like to. Have one, that is. With me, I mean. Obviously."
"Have one what?" Crowley asked.
"A sex life."(I wanted them to have fun, happy sex and to explore an angel's process of discovering sexuality. They're going to have a very good time figuring things out)
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Divine Comedy, Hellish Angst by sburbanite
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Sep 2019
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The Dustbin of Broken Dreams by sburbanite
Fandom: Homestuck, 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
16 Jun 2017
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A bunch of stuff that will never be finished, but that I was really excited about for around five minutes. Enter at your own risk.
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Amid dealing with amnesia and the complication of the Hanged Man's murder, Harry realizes that Kim wants something from him. What starts as a stolidly casual friends-with-benefits situation swiftly becomes complicated, leaving Harry to work through years of pain and figure out what he wants before it's too late.
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18 Nov 2022
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Months have passed since Martinaise, and Harry isn’t… really doing that well. In a last-ditch attempt to take care of the voices in his head, he gets roped into trying hypnotism to connect with his subconscious. It turns out to be a very, very bad idea.
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12 Nov 2022
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“What do you say,” Harry says, kneading his hands into Kim’s bare shoulders. “How about we go?”
“To the tournée? Harry, those tickets are hundreds of réal each.”--
Harry indulges in a little fantasy. Kim breaks the first rule of improv.
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12 Nov 2022
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If nothing else happened to Officer Kitsuragi ever again, he exceeded his lifetime quota of insanity tenfold after the day he met twelve year old Harry Du Bois.
Bookmarked by sburbanite
09 Nov 2022
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He likes Harry right away. Really likes him. He’s fun. He’s smart. He’s surprising. He’s sweet. He’s cool. Kim’s old enough to stop questioning why he likes who he likes. That there’s any feeling left in him is something to be grateful for.
Bookmarked by sburbanite
05 Nov 2022