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"You don't know what I'd do to have you suck on me like that," Wade said, in the kind of faux serious tone that made Logan want to unleash his claws directly into his head. "God, your mouth, peanut, all pink and wet, wrapped around that cigar end." He heaved a sigh, leaning in to give Logan bedroom eyes, really play it up. "Come on, gorgeous, do a guy a favor. If you won't put your mouth on me, at least spit in my mouth. You're about to anyway. Please? Pretty please?"
Logan didn't know what made him say what he said next. Maybe it was the whiskey. Maybe it was the fact that he did need to spit. Maybe it was the sexual frustration of Wade saying these things over and over again and never following through. Whatever it was, it made Logan grab his jaw, lightning quick, and say, "Fucking open up, then."
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A Heaviness in the Bones by sirsparklepants for deliciously_devient
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
05 Feb 2025
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Wade was examining Logan's hand with a focus he rarely bothered to give anything, holding the knife with a comfortable precision. He looked up and gave Logan a smirk as he brought the blade to his skin. "You might feel a slight pinch," he said, and started cutting.
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Papa Don't Preach by sirsparklepants for greenHarlequin
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Feb 2025
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Pregnancy is hard. Unexpected pregnancy with a healing factor that could evict the baby at the slightest problem? That's even harder. But figuring out how to make himself happy - and how to live with both his partners in domestic bliss - might be Wade's biggest challenge yet.
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"Would you butcher me?" Wade asked. "Or rip my guts out, I'm not that picky, that'll work too. But if I asked. Would you slice me up and eat me in front of me? Raw?"
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I Wanna Be Your Lover (so I'll get right with your friends) by sirsparklepants
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Dec 2024
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"You can construct and carry out a plan, Wade," he said. "I've seen you. It's like that."
Wade rolled his eyes. "You saw a plan I had to go back in time to correct," he said. "Not the first version."
"But you got the second one right," Peter said. "You can always try to make the cake again."
"And you don't have to do it alone, either," Logan said. He had to force the words out, but it was worth it for the way Wade smiled at him, bright and joyful, like a kid on Christmas morning.
"Exactly!" Peter said, beaming. "I'm here to help, and you have Logan now, too. We make a great team, don't we?"
Wade turned the grin onto Peter, although it changed a little. A little less soft, a little more mischievous. "A great team," he agreed.
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Logan and Wade talk about a little more than just baking.Series
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So-far-connected domestic Deadclaws fics with a uhauling speedrun and a heavy dose of friendships on the side.
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all the monsters come out at night by sirsparklepants
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Nov 2024
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Why do I run back to you like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?
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Messy toxic codependent deadclaws.- Words:
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Omegaverse stories for August Heat 2023 taking place loosely in the same universe, although not in chronological order.
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Gig Economy AU by sirsparklepants
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Jan 2021
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A sort of modern continent AU with no magic, where everyone makes their money off internet gigs in various and sundry ways. The origin post on tumblr can be found here.
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shoulder, fat, bone by sirsparklepants
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 May 2020
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Yennefer, Geralt, and Jaskier eat unusual foods and talk a lot.
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Won't Somebody Come Take Me Home? by The_First_and_the_Last
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
14 Oct 2024
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A soft, angsty post-film AU of loosely connected scenes where Logan and Wade gradually drag each other up the slippery slope of mental health. A whole bunch of dealing with pain and trauma sandwiched in between the fluff of realizing they might just be perfect for each other.
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Bookmarked by sirsparklepants
30 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
“I think of it as my leash. And I can’t just take it off, that’s not - I’m just wired this way, and I don’t mind that but I’m tired of people either using it to hurt me, or just dropping it and walking away.” Logan’s closed eyes started to burn, and he gritted his teeth, flexing his hands a little on Wade’s thighs as he fought to keep his claws in. “I just want someone I trust to hold it, for once. Someone who - cares. I want.”
He ducked his head a little, one traitorous tear slipping free.
“I want it to be you.”
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The one with Logan's leash, and where Wade comes home burned for him to take care of. -
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It goes like this.
Logan wants to date Wade. No, more than that; he wants to spend every moment with Wade, wants to settle into the other man's skin, crack open his rib-cage and crawl into his bones and spend the rest of his life cradled in the blood and flesh of Wade's nervous system. But he'll settle for dating.
Bookmarked by sirsparklepants
20 Jan 2025
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Vanessa's turning ninety, and Wade has a crisis about it. Logan's there for him.
Bookmarked by sirsparklepants
07 Dec 2024
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like the summer into rough hands by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
13 Oct 2024
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Wade's fingertips slide up to the base of the exposed claws, where tender skin is healed fast around cooling metal. Draws the pads of his fingers carefully along either plane of one claw, stroking the skin there, and Logan draws a sharp breath.
Wade stills. "That hurt?"
Logan shakes his head, and Wade keeps going. Presses a little harder; feels Logan's fingers twitch.
Holy fuck, this is doing something for him.
(In which Logan discovers something new about himself.)
Bookmarked by sirsparklepants
23 Oct 2024
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They've settled pretty nicely into their new place– the three of them. Sure, they'd narrowly avoided a second fridging incident moving their new French door Samsung up the stairwell, but Vanessa's got two supermutated sons of bitches who have her back now. That's gotta count for something. As long they're around, she's safe from going splat under errant appliances at least.
Bookmarked by sirsparklepants
14 Oct 2024