snarkivist
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the violence it took to become this gentle by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
12 Mar 2025
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5 times Charles is a good parent to the First Class team (and one time that's a little different)
or: Charles and Erik set out to build a team of mutants to fight Shaw and accidentally acquire a family instead.
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to keep us both warm by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
04 Oct 2024
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"Alright," Erik puts his hands on his hips. "Jesus. Who came up with this, seriously? Why are the teaspoons all the way in the back - you drink so much tea, it doesn't make sense to have them... and the- ist das ein Feuerzeug? Why is it over there with the knives?"
"Can't help you there," Charles comments serenely. "Probably my mother, who prioritised accessibility of the corkscrew over most other things in life."
or: Charles doesn't take well to returning to his childhood home. Erik makes soup and rearranges the cutlery drawer.
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- Part 1 of abstract (psychopomp)
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all my love and terror (balanced there between those eyes) by snarkivist for little_bastard_being
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
24 Sep 2024
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Erik is looming over him, a black hole of nothingness obscuring most of the sky, and can't he tell? Can't he tell that he is terrifying - a splintering lie of a person, a flat, unending pit in the fabric of reality, no more his Erik than a crude sketch, a second-hand description, a golem from the stories of Erik's childhood that he'd whispered to Charles at night sometimes, little pieces of his history shaped into gifts.
or: Charles experiences Shaw's death, a narrowly-averted war, and the disorienting powers of the helmet in rapid succession, and then gets shot. He deserves a little panic attack, as a treat.
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- Part 2 of abstract (psychopomp)
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on the practical limitations of tea as a love language by snarkivist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Aug 2024
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“Okay,” Martin says quietly. “Okay. What do you want, Jon?”
“I want us,” Jon mumbles, watching Martin’s thumb drawing circles over his pulse point. “I want you, I want to stay in a relationship with you and do everything we used to do. I just don’t want, um… intercourse.”
or: mum said it’s my turn on the “Jon comes out to Martin” fic
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The Beggar and the King by snarkivist for little_bastard_being
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
06 Jan 2024
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In which Nicky riles up Henry VIII for fun while Joe, Andy and Quynh are the Peanut Gallery watching from the window.
A fun time is had by all (except the King).
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abstract (psychopomp) by snarkivist
Fandom: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
05 Oct 2024
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Written for a prompt. A look at how the events of the movie would have changed if Charles was a woman. Very dark subject matter - past child abuse, past rape, mentions of the Holocaust.
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Charlotte Francine Xavier by Blind_Author
Written for a prompt. A look at how the events of the movie would have changed if Charles was a woman. Very dark subject matter - past child abuse, past rape, mentions of the Holocaust.
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People Are Alike All Over by Kellyscams
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics)
07 Oct 2020
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Bucky wakes up on an examination table.
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- Part 2 of Whumpness
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Taste the way that you bleed by JJK, SinpaiCasanova (Bladerunnerblue)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Nov 2020
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“Alex has an offer for you,” Natasha simply replied. “One you’d be a fool to pass up, in my opinion.”
“What kind of offer?”
“It’s a treaty of universal and perpetual peace, of course.” She said, as if that were plainly obvious to everyone here but Steve. Some stigmas, such as Lycans being equated to slobbering, mangy, stupid dogs, were hard for vampires to shake, he supposed. But still, it rankled to have to hear that prejudice come through in her tone. “Alex believes that enough blood has been spilled on his account, and offers you, as Supreme Alpha, a vampiric mate to unite our species once and for all.”
Steve blinked, dumbfounded by what he’d just heard.
“You’ve got to be joking. He’s giving me a fucking war bride?! ”
“No.” Natasha pointedly corrected. “He’s offering you a mate , Steven. Surely, you must know how detrimental it is to go for so long without one.”
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Or, the one where Werewolf Steve is forced to marry Vampire Bucky in order to keep the peace.Series
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if you die in hamlet you die in real life by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
07 Oct 2018
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hamlet but it's modern and 'mmmm, whatcha say' plays every time a character dies
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- Part 1 of what if shakespeare but memes
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my constantly resurected mortal by XXXareyoufeelingbloodyaliveXXX (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Supernatural
22 Feb 2021
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ugh, chaos.
(someone else probably already did this and it's probably too late to post this now, but ANyway)