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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    The night before Easter break, I went with you to the clinic for your abortion, and we weren't even friends. It was the last time I saw you.

    OR; Harrow Aborts That Thang.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    point blank one shot that kills you instantly

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    “Fuck, it’s that bad?”
    “Worse,” Pyrrha says. “But you should take it. It’s a career-starter if I’ve ever seen one. Nine weeks on the West leg of the tour, opening for a First House band.”
    “Say the name. Say the name right now. Say the name of the band, say the name. Dve, say the name of the band.”
    “SARPEDON,” Pyrrah says, with the reluctance of someone speaking the name of a long-forgotten god whose dedicants worship by pissing just left of the toilet.

    Nine weeks touring with a nu-metal band they hate. How bad could things possibly get for the Rocked Tomb? Drummer Gideon Nav, bassist-vocalist Harrowhark Nonagesimus, keyboardist Palamedes Sextus, and guitarist Camilla Hect are determined to find out.

    This fic is complete, and will update every Tuesday.

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    27 Jun 2025

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    banter unparalleled. angsty. atmospheric. multi-format. brilliant

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    "Oh, it's easy," said the Princess of Ida breezily. [...] "You cut up an onion, burn it at the bottom of the pot, put in a few vegetables, and then some meat. It won't taste like anything, so put in a few teaspoons of salt, and then it'll taste like a few teaspoons of salt."

     

     

    Or, Ianthe writes a recipe blog.

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    14 Jun 2025

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    ianthe of all time

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    A collection of au Griddlehark ficlets of varying lengths, each based around the most wretched pun I could think of for the name Harrowhark. Will update daily until day 999 of the Alectopause, or until I run out of puns, or until trained snipers take me out. More specific warnings on each chapter, since these vary wildly in tone.

    Current featuring: Harrowhawk, the one where Harrow gets stuck in the form of a red-tailed hawk. An Animorphs AU.

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    21 May 2025

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    harrowed hark

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    You can handle the hot stone yoga and the Swedish massages and the free-range fingerpainting and the tai chi and the racquetball and the nasal passage dilation and the volcanic mineral baths and the reflexology and acupuncture and cooking lessons – you actually kind of groove on the cooking lessons – and the flights of kimchi and turmeric shots and exfoliating transdermal toxin depletions and another Swedish massage but you’re not doing anymore goddamn therapy.

    (Takes place a couple years before You just ain't receiving.)

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    23 Apr 2025

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    boiling the frog speedrun bad ending