subtlysleeping



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 39

    Tags
    Summary

    "So, you’re not interested in anyone currently, right?” Lance barrels on, because fuck Keith, apparently. “That’s okay! Because we’re gonna find a male species from one of these planets for you! But first, we have to figure out your type, and then we’ll go from there.”

    “We’re not doing that,” Keith mutters.

    “Oh, we definitely are,” Lance replies, absolutely thrilled and, apparently, suicidal. “It’s happening! It’s happening. Don’t fight it, Keith,” he says, as though Keith isn’t going to fight this kicking and screaming all the way. “I’m gonna be the best wingman you never wanted."

    Lance takes it upon himself to be Keith’s personal wingman the moment he finds out he’s into guys.

    The rose? They have the entire universe to find Keith a boyfriend, and so, not all hope is lost.

    The thorn? Keith’s only interested in one guy and it’s the idiot dragging him into this matchmaking hell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,080
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2,779

    22 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ACKKK THIS IS SO GOODDDDD, ITS SCRUMPTIOUS 👅

  2. Public Bookmark 14

    Tags
    Summary

    Keith is a vampire hunter. That's his job, his destiny. He wants to bring every single vampire down.

    Then, Keith meets his boyfriend, Lance, in the woods, mouth buried in a deer's neck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    192,342
    Chapters:
    56/56
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    4,919

    22 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AYYY I LIKED THE MULTIPLE POVS, I ALSO RLLY LIKE VAMPIRES SO THIS WAS GREAT

  3. Public Bookmark 71

    Tags
    Summary

    Lance's attention was now frozen on her. Her face inches from his he couldn't see anything but the sheet of dark hair, pale shoulders, a glittering red dress, the thigh slit nearly at her hip.

    Struggling to keep his jaw from hitting the floor he realized. This woman was human, an actual human woman. Thoughts spinning he watched her pull back.

    That low cut top was far past distracting, her lithe figure zipped into a form fitting dress.

    Lights flitting across them for a single second Lance could see her face. Pale, violet eyes were black lined, blinking over scarlet lips, a doll face caked in makeup.

    The bowed lips curled. "What are you doing here?" Keith hissed through a grit smile.

    "Holy quiznack," Lance couldn't breathe, something in him waging a war.

    Keith all but snarled.

    Lance flinched, watching Keith pull up the skirt to a thigh holster. Its contents were hidden in small tubes.

    "What's that?"

    Keith raised an eyebrow and pulled out a tube of lipstick.

    "Wait, what are you-"

    "Hold still."

     

    Or Keith is on an undercover mission for the Blade. Lance finds himself very out of sorts about it all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,512
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    424
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    7,030

    20 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AHHH QUIZNACK, THIS IS SO GOOD

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Does anyone know Lance is in love with Keith?

    Of course not. And Lance would very much like to keep it that way, thank you! Keith already doesn't want anything to do with him ever since coming back from that space whale; the last thing Lance needs on top of his crumbling self-worth and shaky standing in the team is a rejection that shatters his heart in pieces, too.

    But now, Lance got himself in a bit of a pickle. Which is fine, because Lance has a plan to get out of it! A wonderful, brilliant, masterful, completely fool-proof plan. His team won't look at him like he's more incompetent than they already do, he won't have to spend the rest of his life trapped on some alien planet, and Keith will never find out just how head over heels he is for him. It's a win-win-win situation.

    Of course, with Keith, things are never quite so simple, and Lance's plan soon causes a domino effect that changes the entire course of his life.

     

    Or:

     

    Maybe Lance should have been a little more specific when he said he'd do anything to get home. Because now...

    "You must bestow a kiss on the one your soul most desires."

    ...Fuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    146,137
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    1,186
    Kudos:
    4,124
    Bookmarks:
    1,138
    Hits:
    85,150

    19 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AHH THIS ONE IS SO FREAKING SCRUMPTIOUS

  5. Public Bookmark 23

    Tags
    Summary

    A confusion about their ages leads to a discussion of Keith's one-night-stands... including his one with Matt. Pidge is not happy, but Lance can't get his mind off of it. Keith has to navigate his love for a post-Allura-death Lance who is know hellbent on finding out how Keith is in bed.

    The tags are a mess but it's heavy on the Allura aftermath and a bunch of smutty flashbacks because what a fun combo.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,848
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4,146

    16 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ACKKK I LOVE THIS SM