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    Dear PoeticSoul (if that is your real name),

    Hello. I’ve never done this before, so I’m not quite sure how it goes but—I need a date for Friday, December 21st. My work is hosting a holiday party and for the past three years, I have gone alone. Which has been fine, really, until my colleagues began making rather unseemly comments. And my boss—well, if you come with me, I’m sure you’ll gather Elias’s character when you meet him. He’s a bit...unsettling, and I’d rather have someone there as a bit of a buffer.

    As stated in my profile, this is not a sex thing—to be clear. I need you to be my boyfriend. Just for one night.

    Let me know about the cost. I do hope you’re worth whatever exorbitant fee you’re charging.

    Jon

     

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    Jon hires Martin to be his boyfriend for the Magnus Institute's holiday party.

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    29 Apr 2024

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    After the events of the Unknowing, Jon is furious to find Peter Lukas running the Institute, and even more so to find Lukas has sent one of his own to work down in the archives. But upon meeting Martin Blackwood, Jon finds himself drawn to him, against his better judgement. Blackwood's allegiances lie with Lukas, after all. Or so he thinks.

    But when Blackwood offers a deal--mutually beneficial and far too good to be true, Jon accepts.

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    01 Apr 2024

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    "You’re really doing quite an admirable job of resisting me Stanley. I’ve been telling you to relax this whole time but you haven’t been following any of my suggestions! Truly that means that you aren’t hypnotized.”

    Was he blinking more often now? Watching the spiral got kind of tiring after a while. The slow motion of it dragged his eyes along as it turned and turned, and Stanley could feel his eyelids getting heavier with each and every turn, and turn, and turn, and….

    What was he thinking about again?

    Its November baby and that means its time for some Hypnovember!! Haven't seen anything for this fandom yet, which I thought was a crime, so strap in folks!
    Will not update every day as I take a while to write, so please bear with me, I'll try to update as soon as possible <3

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    11 Dec 2023

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    “Well, my- chest hurts. Again, it’s all… achey. And- and my stomach, too. I feel– empty? Like a craving. What for, I couldn’t tell you. I can’t pinpoint anything exact, but there’s a definite fatigue accompanying it, and– I don’t know, Stanley, it just feels bad!"

    Stanley nodded slowly, chewing his lip as his mind raced with hurried, half-constructed conclusions before a contradiction would come along and sweep it clean again. It was an unconscious habit that had been a small, throw away detail when the Narrator had come up with it, but for some reason, was now the sole focus of his attention. Pierce it, his mind whispered suddenly. Make him bleed. Blood, yes, make him bleed.
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    My spooky season contribution, since I forgot to participate in any -tober fandom activities this month! The customary Vampire AU fic. Eat up, bloodsuckers and bloodsucker-fuckers.

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    31 Oct 2023

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    With his cousin's wedding in Sicily coming up and no time to find a date, Baz is dreading having to put up yet again with his father's blatant attempts at matchmaking him to another eligible bachelorette.

    Lucky for him, fate (with quite a bit of help from Dev and Mordelia) has other plans.

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    03 Oct 2023