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    “This drink, the mage made it. It is going to make you a good boy,” she brushed back his hair, too long nails trailing along his cheek. “But you cannot tell anyone. You cannot tell a soul about this drink or this spell. You don’t talk about it. You keep it secret.”

     

    Julian opened his mouth to ask more and was hit by a pain he had never experienced. The boy cried out in pain and doubled over, arm wrapping around his screaming middle. His mother shushed him and pet at him until he was able to catch his breath.

     

    “See what happens to naughty little boys who don’t listen?” Her voice was sharp. “I told you not to say anything.”

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    Jaskier was cursed with obedience as a child and has mostly learned to get by without others knowing. Geralt is not most people.

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    "It's all kind of funny, if you think about it." Jaskier's breath warmed Geralt's neck as he spoke. "You wished me out of your life, yet I was cursed right back in. Your ex, who hated my guts, is over there helping us, and...that man, he paid money to have me killed when a witch is doing it for free."

    Geralt frowned and nuzzled deeper into dark hair, breathing in a mix of skin, waning excitement, and aftershave. "I don't find that funny."

    "Well, that's why you—" Jaskier stiffened suddenly, jerking them to a stop. His arm tightened around Geralt to a somewhat uncomfortable degree. "You should have cut him open and let me bathe in his lavish blood, Geralt."

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    When Jaskier is cursed to speak with no filter, he and Geralt must journey to fix it before it gets them killed—if they can find the culprit in time. With bandit-infested swamps, noble-infested banquets, and demon-infested bards, the road ahead may bare more truth than either man can handle.

    Revised version of a slashy, post-mountain fight, fix-it fic that ignores everything past season 1! The already-completed version is listed as the first part of the series <3

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    29 Apr 2025

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    “Okay,” Phyllis agrees, “but I need all the bad guys locked up in here.”

    "I promise!"

    “And I mean all of them.”

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    30 Mar 2025

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    Everything should be fine now, except it isn't. Why does Batman still seem to brush Joker off? Why won't he listen to anything Joker says? Why won't he just get that they're supposed to be best enemies now?

    Well. Maybe his roommate Bruce Wayne can help.

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    30 Mar 2025

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    Joker is preparing to celebrate his and Batman’s upcoming Nemesis Anniversary when he makes the devastating discovery that Batman is married to his roommate Bruce Wayne.

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