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2021-03-12
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2025-01-27
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Queervengers break the internet

Summary:

bi-disaster @peterparkour

I've come to the relatively easy decision in which I'm dropping out and becoming a male stripper.

> GITC @nedleeds

mood

> mj @thebiggay

Well, you'll get tips easy, that ass would make good money

>> bi-disaster @peterparkour

fkjdknxjnwephjbd MJ!

Notes:

hi, whelp, i dunno how this is going to turn out but I had an impulse to write a twitter fic so here we go!

Chapter 1: profiles

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

iron-can √

@tonystank

You Know Who I Am.

📍 Manhattan NY     Joined March 2007

2389 Following     56.2M Followers

 

Stove Rogers √

@icedamericano

America’s Ass™ 

📍 Brooklyn     Joined May 2013

171 Following     31.4M Followers

 

the b stands for baby √

@jbbarnes

I'm one of the idiots that slept for like 70 years

📍 hell probably     Joined March 2013

327 Following     26.1M Followers

 

CAW CAW MF √

@arrowboi

avenger by day, bird by night 

📍 the vents     Joined October 2012

588 Following     19.7M Followers

 

mama spider √

@natashalie

talk shit, get stabbed

📍 wouldn't you like to know     Joined February 2010

76 Following     22.3M Followers

 

Peggy √

@britbitch

i took a really long nap and I'm still tired

📍 in the past     Joined June 2013

391 Following     15.8M Followers

 

baby spider √

@spiderman

it's wednesday my dudes 🕸

📍 QUEENS NY     Joined March 2017

347 Following     18.9M Followers

 

Pep √

@saltandpepper

CEO of Stark Industries and tired of this shit

📍 Manhattan NY     Joined April 2007

499 Following     12.5M Followers

 

bi-disaster

@peterparkour

it was probably my fault 🤷♀️ he/him

📍 Queens NY     Joined August 2015

1786 Following     2098 Followers

 

harley ™ 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈

@potatoboi

welcome, gays, gals and my non-binary pals - he/him

📍 Tennessee Whiskey     Joined December 2015

3086 Following     1009 Followers

 

mj

@thebiggay

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS - she/they

📍 march for our lives    Joined November 2014

242 Following     977 Followers

 

your local lesbian √

@shurimissouri

real-life disney princess she/her

📍 area 51     Joined May 2016

438 Following     7.2M Followers

 

GITC

@nedleeds

I'm not like any other girls - he/him

📍 my head     Joined August 2015

4227 Following     803 Followers

 

Sammy Wilson √

@falcon

the better bird avenger

📍 on your above     Joined October 2014

155 Following     10.6M Followers

 

Bruce Banner √

@bruciebear

hulk says hi

📍 New York, New York    Joined October 2013

346 Following     8.4M Followers

 

rhodey √

@whoremachine

Tony Starks permanent babysitter

📍 Washington DC    Joined June 2009

721 Following     19M Followers

 

wanda maximoff √

@witchybitch

hi world!

📍 wonderland    Joined November 2016

999 Following     18M Followers

 

i'm the better twin √

@pietromaxi

i'm basically sonic the hedgehog 

📍 pepsi max headquarters    Joined November 2016

657 Following     16M Followers

Notes:

Hi, if you're interested in MCU time travel fix-it's check my other story! "We're back at the beginning."