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Henry:what if i was suicidal
shit wrong chat
yeahimgay:wait, lets talk ab it
Henry: no
gayboi: @cockstetter what's wrong with your boyfriend
cockstetter: greta said he looked like a goldfish.
amigay?: he does tho
*gaymom added othergaydad*
gaymom:its eddie he wouldn't shut up
gayboi: I'm eddie
othergaydad: aye another eddie
shouldistayorshouldigo: is this the famous eddie munson that mike has a crush on
yeahimbiseggual: WILLIAM BYERS
shouldistayorshouldigo:whattttt
othergaydad: wait mikey has a crush on me?
othergaydad:sorry i took your man Will
pizzaroll:see even he knows and hes oblivious asf
gaymom:tell me about it
yeahimgay:lets talk ab the amount of dead people in this groupchat
yeahimgay: Eddie 1, Eddie 2, My stanley, Billy, Henry, Patrick, brad (who is still in the gc why)
gayboi:kate bush is lit
wingman:how does he know..
gayboi:know what
pizzaroll: Max is a seasoned kate bush stan
yeahimgay:haaa gay
* 2 hours later*
winterfire: @cockstetter your brother looks like Chandler Riggs
gayboi:i love Chandler Riggs lowkey
cockstetter: he does
cockstetter:should i add him
cockstetter:hes 13
gayboi:is he crazy
cockstetter:probably but we haven't gone to any doctor yet
*cockstetter added avery (not a girl)*
yeahimbiseggual: giggling at his username
avery (not a girl) :patrick
cockstetter:yes?
avery (not a girl): what the absolute fuck is your username
cockstetter: what the absolute fuck is yours?
avery (not a girl): i kept on getting messages from old creepy men
stuttery:wait why isnt georgie in this gc
gayboi:bc hes 10
stuttery: Liam and Flora are here?
gayboi:theyre 12
gayboi:also syd and miles are alot less pg than you Billiam
imasmoothdude:true dat
Dina<3; we should make a gc for the kids!!
Dina<3: Flora, Liam, Avery and Georgie
avery (not a girl): do not put me in that fucking gc
cockstetter: avery will pollute them more than any of us could
cockstetter: well besides me
yeahimgay: hockstetter genes go crazy
leggomyeggo:wait this gc still exists?????
shouldistayorshouldigo: yes.
avery (not a girl): i do not look like chandler riggs
cockstetter: bahah i just realized
avery (not a girl): do not.
wingman: anyone else confused
cockstetter: guess whos avery's celebrity crush
avery (not a girl): shut up you Rodrick heffley looking ass
gaydad:who
cockstetter:chandler riggs
avery (not a girl): i'm gonna cut your stupid man bun off in your sleep.
cockstetter:YOU LITERLLY HAVE A MAN BUN
avery (not a girl): yeah but mine isn't stupid yours is.
Henry: the more i see Patrick be around his brother the more i realize patrick might just a tall 13 year old
winterfire:its been confirmed, little hockstetter is in love with himself
Henry:big hockstetter is too
Henry: do not make a joke.
cockstetter: you think i'm big? 😏
avery (not a girl): im leaving
Henry: im gonna replace you with your brother, Patrick.
avery (not a girl): im not into that gay stuff
cockstetter: firstly
cockstetter: no you're not Henry
cockstetter: secondly
cockstetter: you have a crush on a man and are dating a guy, avery.
standaplug:damn the 13 year old pulling more than me
amigay?:HES DATING SOMEONE???
avery (not a girl): i got bitches all on my dick and everyday
Stanley: He really is a hockstetter.