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Hello again
This is me tackling an issue from 7x05 and well venting at Carla who if I actually had to list everything, I dislike about the writers unlike pet I would need a full-length novel.
Instead let’s just get on with the story. Carla fans if you don’t like this, use the back button.
Sacred Heart Hospital Lunchroom
There is a quietness after Turk more or less just following his wife, alongside Carla get done lecturing both JD and Cox. Not even bothering to glance towards the other man, John Dorian is glaring towards the married couple, utterly fuming.
“Are you two freaking kidding me?” JD asks angrily.
“JD, what is your” Carla begins yet gets cut off.
“Shut it, Carla and you as well Christopher for defending your abusive wife” JD growls.
“Hey, my wife is not abusive, I can’t believe you man that you would” Turk starts.
“Shut up and sit down. You had your chance” Cox says, mostly out of pride towards the younger man, and excited to see where this goes.
“Let’s see Carla constantly complaining you were never mature enough for years, or would just as soon throw Rowdy into a woodchipper despite knowing you love that dog. Complained you wanted to exercise to keep in shape instead of going to the park to tell her how pretty she is, and maybe if you had exercised you wouldn’t be suffering with diabetes. Never mind having used sex for control more than once including getting you to have kids in the first place, has the entire nurses staff report on you, and oh right will never stop interfering in people’s lives. Constantly judging, I mean goodness grief how to you even live with yourself being that narcissistic? Just like now” JD says icily “Besides I bet the only reason you stay with her is since having a kid together.”
Turk and Carla just stare in open mouth shock at his rant, and how deep down they know he’s right.
“And now let’s discuss Josh since Carla when did you get a doctor degree? Did we miss an award show or something, because sorry you’re the freaking nurse. You should know when to keep your bloody mouth closed! Josh has bloody Leukemia, not a common cold. His parents were total morons for thinking they could keep something like that from him. Dr. Cox was right and if it’s made by his childhood? It means Perry actually cares about his patients with not wanting them to suffer. Despite his horrible treatment towards friends, Dr. Cox at least is a good parent. Turk one last thing is you don’t have room on complaining regarding me following advice you gave for being grown up” JD says in a very, icy voice.
Carla and Turk only look on in disbelief alongside having zero rebuttal while Cox looks on in pride, and concern as JD gets up storming out.
Hope you all enjoyed this and if you want let me know what you think.
Yeah, writing JD actually cut lose was so very cool, and frankly on the rare times Zach Braff actually gets material to sink his teeth into, well the guy can do more than just childish comedy.
Plus, Carla getting called out is so massively rewarding, especially given her flat out writer’s pet treatment as everybody else is wrong but never Carla.
Frankly Carla got close to Iris West levels of bad from The Flash show.
Until next time