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The Truth Will Out (and you will pay your dues)

Summary:

The Truth is this: a Toll is always paid, Something is always gained, and Death is always the end.

Sometimes, people refuse to pay their dues.

But the Truth will out.

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When Edward Elric uses alchemy to save his own life in a collapsed mine shaft, Truth drags him before the Gate and makes him an offer he cannot refuse.

He still resents the fact Truth grouped him with thirteen years old wizards in a magic school, though.

Notes:

The planning of this fic was a nightmare and a half because the Supreme TERF apparently never heard of a calendar. Just for PoA I had to draw up monthly calendars, note down the full moons (cos Lupin) and make my own timetable because:

1) apparently they only have classes on Thursdays and Mondays, and never the same classes every week??
2) the Supreme TERF just put a full moon whenever it was convenient regardless of whether there actually was one in 1993/1994 on that date (prime example: the finale is impossible because there was no full moon lmao)
3) nothing happens for several months at a time and then about fifteen major plot events happen on one day

So I tried to space out the major plot events like Buckbeak and the Boggart so it doesn't all happen day one and added a lot of slice of life and character stuff. A lot of the months are still mostly empty but at least it doesn't feel as cramped? I hope? Like feel free to suggest stuff you'd like to see happen and I'll try to add it in because there's lots of free time for Ed to cause chaos, I promise.

(See the end of the work for more notes and other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: A Tale of Three Brothers (or was it two?)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The Truth is this: a Toll is always paid, Something is always gained, and Death is always the end.

 

An alchemist in search of recognition pays with his country, gains immortality, and will die of old age.

An alchemist in search of her child pays with her fertility, gains knowledge, and will die of old age.

An alchemist in search of a mother’s embrace pays with his body, gains knowledge, and will die of old age.

An alchemist so proud to stand on his own pays with his leg, gains knowledge, and will die of old age.

An alchemist in search of the brother he lost pays with his arm, gains his lost brother, and will die of old age.

An alchemist in search of a brighter future for his people will pay with his sight, will gain knowledge, and will die of old age.

 

A Dwarf in a Flask in search of the world will pay with his life, will gain despair, and will die at the hands of his kin.

 

Sometimes, people refuse to pay their dues.

 

But the Truth will out.

                                  


                                  

Antioch makes the finishing touches on the large array they have drawn on the ground, a complicated, interwoven piece of art, both magic and alchemy.

It had to work.

He looks over at Cadmus, his brother pale and twitchy where he checks for the upteenth time that their calculations are correct. He, perhaps more than them, is desperate for this to work, is set on it to the point of obsession.

Ignotus only looks scared. “Are we really going to do this?”

Cadmus turns on him with a wild look in his eyes and hisses from between his teeth. “Of course we are! We all agreed!”

“But is it safe?”

“Define safe,” Antioch says dryly, comparing the array with their sketch once more, betraying his nerves. “You can’t jump ship now, Iggy, we need three of us for it to activate. Thrice is the charm and all that.”

“Safety is overrated,” Cadmus bites, finally putting their calculations away. “We are trying to defeat Death, there is no safety here.”

Ignotus makes a displeased sound in his throat. “Defeating Death sounds so silly, Cad.”

“It kind of is what we are doing, though,” Antioch shrugs, taking his spot at the outside of the array. “We have discovered the Truth and will beat it at its own game. Death is only a part of the Truth.”

“And it will no longer apply to us,” Cadmus says gleefully, taking his spot at the edge of the circle as well. “We found the Truth behind the Truth, and we will surpass it.”

Ignotus sighs, giving up on arguing with his older brothers and taking his own spot in the setup. “On three?”

“One,” Antioch says, raising his hands.

“Two,” Cadmus says, bending his knees with gleeful anticipation.

“Three,” Ignotus says, and their hands make contact with the array.

Red lightning arches, then blue, then sickly green like death, and then there is white.

 

There is white, and a Gate, and the Truth.

 

 

 

The eldest brother, a combative man, asked for a wand more powerful than any in existence.

“I have defeated you,” Antioch Peverell, who will become a fairytale, says to the Truth, the Gate behind him closed shut and withered. “And I want power over death, to best all those who dare cross the path of the Master of Death.”

 

The second brother, an arrogant man, chose to further humiliate Death, and asked for the power to recall the deceased from the grave.

“I have defeated you,” Cadmus Peverell, whose line will not end with him, but will end nonetheless, says to the Truth, the Gate behind him closed shut and cracked. “And I want power over death, to bring back those taken before their time as the Master of Death.”

 

The third and youngest brother, who was the most humble and wise, did not trust Death and asked for something to enable him to go forth without Death being able to follow.

“I have not defeated you,” Ignotus Peverell, whose line will go on for many generations, and not end for many more, says to the Truth, the Gate behind him closed shut and whole. “And I do not ask for power over death I have not earned, nor knowledge I have not paid for. I merely wish to go and live my life until my time has come.”

 

 

 

Antioch Peverell will go on to die in his sleep, cut down by a coward, and his Elder Wand taken. For the Toll he paid for his folly was the life he could have had, and thus Death came for him before his time, as it comes to all things living. And the Elder Wand will go on to be soaked in blood and bring premature Death to all those who fancy themselves above the Truth: that all things must end.

 

Cadmus Peverell will go on to bring his beloved back from beyond the Veil with the Resurrection Stone, but find her lacking. She had moved on from the fickleness of Life and resented her beloved for taking her away from the peaceful embrace of Death. Cadmus, unable to bear it, will follow her beyond the Veil. But the Resurrection Stone will remain with his line, and so will the obsession with Death, and avoiding its inevitability, and it will be futile.

 

Ignotus Peverell will go on to live all the years he was always meant to have, and go beyond the Veil without remorse, and so will all those of his line who follow in his wake. For he had known the Truth, unlike his brothers: that all things living must end, and Death comes to all. What matters is how you decide to meet it.

 

The brothers ended up paying their dues, in time.

 

Someone else did not.

                                                                 


                                  

Edward Elric opens his eyes and sees white, and a Gate, and the Truth.

 

He sits up, wincing at the pulsing pain in his abdomen and the aches all across his body.

“Ah,” the Truth says, grinning. “I see you’ve woken up, my little alchemist.”

“Why the fuck—,” he groans, gingerly crossing his legs, hand at the hole in his abdomen. It doesn’t bleed, but beneath his fingers the flesh is still open and lethally wounded. “Why am I here?”

“Glad that you asked!” They exclaim, and it’s like deja vu. “Did you really think using your own soul would make it not human transmutation? Why wouldn’t it drag you before the Gate, bringing yourself back from the brink?”

Ed hesitates, automail fingers digging into his thigh. “Was I that far gone?”

Truth hums. “I’d say you had about two minutes left, before the transmutation. That makes this the second time you drag your half-dead ass here, doesn’t it?”

“So what’s this about then? Want another arm or leg? I thought a couple years would be enough for some hasty patchwork.”

“Oh, it would be,” Truth shrugs, using Ed’s stolen arm to scratch at where their cheek would be. “But given the general state of the world and everything, I thought I’d make you an offer. You know, for old time’s sake. We’ve been through so much together after all.”

Ed frowns. “And if I refuse?”

“I send you back, no memory of this encounter, a few years shaved off your lifespan and half-dead.”

He bites his lip. “What’s the offer?”

A feral grin spreads across Truth’s featureless visage. “Ever heard of the multiverse theory?”

Ed raises his eyebrows. “Are you joking?”

“Nope!” Truth spreads their arms wide. “There are in fact an immeasurable number of worlds out there, and today I’d like to offer you the opportunity to see one for yourself.”

“What’s the catch?”

“No catch, just an exchange, alchemist.” Ed frowns but waits for Truth to continue. “There is a world where not everyone can perform alchemy, and it works by different rules. They call it magic, and those who can use it live separate from those who can’t.”

“Magic?” Ed wants to roll his eyes but refrains. “You gotta be kidding.”

“I’m not. Their alchemy — magic — is temporary. Some of their spells last longer than others, centuries even, but eventually they dissipate. It still uses the energy of the world, but it is channeled differently.”

“Is normal alchemy still possible?” No way was he going to some wacko world where they use magic if he can’t use normal fucking science.

“Yes. Some of them have actually studied it, but most don’t. It doesn’t work within the same framework as the magic they are used to.”

Ed frowns in thought. “Would magic be possible in Amestris? If the reverse is possible.”

“No,” Truth hums, seemingly happy they get to talk so much. If they can feel happy in the first place, that is. “Their magic works on the basis that not everyone is born with their own Gate, there can only ever be a set amount of people capable of magic in their world. In your world, everyone can use alchemy if they put in the work.”

“Okay,” Ed ponders this for a moment. “Why do you want me to go to that world? What would the exchange be?”

Truth’s grin falls. “There is someone who has gotten it into his head to become immortal. Sound familiar?”

“You want me to deal with another one?” Ed buries his head in his hands, ignoring the pain from his abdomen. “Are you serious right now?”

“As a heart attack,” Truth deadpans. “He has split his soul into multiple pieces and attached it to things and living beings in an attempt to escape death. The last people who tried that didn’t last long, but he’s been… persistent.”

Ed feels bile rise up in his throat and wonders if he can puke in this place. “He… split his soul?”

“Yes,” Ed can’t be sure, but it almost looks like Truth is frowning. “I ask you to go to this world, destroy all the pieces of his soul and bring him to the Gate. In exchange I return you to the moment you performed the transmutation on yourself, but you will be fully healed. And once you return the homunculus Father to the Gate, you may take your brother’s body, free of charge.”

Truth grins at whatever face he must be making and offers him a hand. His stolen right, the fucker. “So, what say you, little alchemist?”

It was never a question, was it?

 

Ed takes the hand, and shakes it.

Notes:

14 April 2024: Fun Facts!

- Cadmus uses the same phrasing as Marcoh; “Finding the Truth behind the Truth”
- Their array goes from red to blue to “sickly green like death” — representing, in turn, the Cruciatus Curse, the Imperius Curse and the Killing Curse, and thus reflecting the three components of human life: soul, mind and body.

Chapter 2: Fear Swallows Me Whole (don’t kiss me goodnight)

Summary:

Ed has been on a lot of trains, surely a magic one can't be that different?

He thinks, like an idiot.

Notes:

»Text« = Amestrian
"Text" = English

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[Wednesday, 1 September 1993, Hogwarts Express]

 

Ed wakes up on a moving train, and it’s such a common occurrence that it takes him several long moments to realize that he’s not supposed to be on a train.

»What the fuck,« he mutters under his breath, disoriented, putting a hand to his head. The movement pulls at the skin of his abdomen, and it’s the absence of pain that has him come up short, memories flooding back at once. »Oh shit, right. Parallel universe, magic, oh fuck no.«

He pulls up the white dress shirt and undershirt he’s inexplicably wearing to check for the giant hole that should be there but isn’t. Okay, so that’s that, apparently. He checks for his watch next and finds it hooked into a belt loop and tucked away in his pocket like normal. For a moment he wonders if his automail is still attached before he realizes that it’s still in place. He sighs in relief, but then immediately tenses because… does automail exist here? How is he supposed to get maintenance? What if it breaks?

»Note to self, be super careful with breakable prosthetic limbs.«

He looks around the compartment, empty aside from himself and what must be his suitcase up on the rack. When he gets up to drag it down and rifle through it he notices his clothes properly for the first time. Along with the white dress shirt and undershirt, he’s wearing a loose gray tie and black slacks, though at least he’s still wearing his boots and gloves. He would almost look like Colonel Mustang on a day off, which, just, no. Hopefully there’s clothes in that suitcase that make him look less like the asshole and more like himself.

Ed opens the large suitcase — trunk is probably more apt — and looks through it. He finds a few changes of clothes — sadly the same style as what he’s already wearing — as well as something that looks like a mix between a bathrobe and a coat — a cloak, his mind supplies out of nowhere. There’s a thick winter jacket that almost looks like the coat he’d worn when the fucker Kimblee blew him up, so there’s at least something stylish in this mess.

And books. A lot of them, even for his standards, and a letter.

He reads the letter first.

 

To my little alchemist,

I took the liberty of getting you all the supplies you’ll need for where you’re going, including your textbooks and a wand! No need to thank me, it’s on the house.

Your wand is ebony, by the way. It’s drawn to those who hold to their beliefs no matter what — I thought that fit well. After all, yours almost got you killed and into this situation in the first place! The core is Thestral tail hair, it’s a magical creature that can only be seen by those who have witnessed death and comprehend it fully. Interestingly, there is only one other wand in existence with the same core, and one I made as well. Maybe you’ll even come across it, who knows?

You have been enrolled in Hogwarts’ third year (normal age for this grade is thirteen years old, so for once you might end up taller than those around you), which is also the same year as a certain Chosen One.

I’m looking forward to how you’ll handle the task before you, and how long it will take. You can’t go home without finishing your business, after all.

I hope you won’t disappoint.

 

Ed rips the letter apart and throws the remnants out the window. »Asshole.«

He has to go to school.  With little children. Fucking hell. He’s almost sixteen and has to go to classes with thirteen year olds.

In his annoyance he almost misses the way his brain supplies him with information he hadn’t known before, just at the mention of them in the letter. Wands are used for magic, though wandless magic is possible. Different wand woods and cores have different properties and wands are semi-sentient. Hogwarts is the only magic school in Great Britain. Harry Potter is the Chosen One for causing the death of Tom Riddle, commonly known as Lord Voldemort.

»Fuck, this is gonna give me so many migraines, isn’t it?«

With a groan he looks through the contents of the trunk for the wand in question, raising an eyebrow at the polished dark wood. It’s fairly long, and the base of it is covered with intricate carvings that almost remind him of the Gate when he looks at them for too long.

His eyes land on the books he’d haphazardly thrown about the compartment and he sighs, grabbing one at random and plopping back on the plush seat.

»Here goes nothing,« he mutters, pausing when he sees the unfamiliar language on the first page. Then he blinks, and it’s as if a flip is switched in his brain. “What the fuck?”

Ed slaps a hand to his mouth, then removes it hesitantly. “What?” Another pause. »What?« He blinks. “Whoa, that’ll take some getting used to.”

Well, he doesn’t know how long this train ride is gonna be, so he might as well read. At least, if the pattern holds, he might minimize the times his brain will just info dump on him in the future.

He’s made it through The Standard Book of Spells Grade 3, Intermediate Transfiguration and Spellman’s Syllabary  by the time his neck starts complaining, and he stretches, popping the joints in his shoulders with a satisfied hum.

Then he realizes he’s not alone in the compartment anymore and yelps, causing the intruder to yelp in return and jump in his seat. “Who the fuck are you?”

“N-Neville Longbottom,” the boy squeaks, blushing. “I asked if I could sit… sit here, but you didn’t respond? And the rest of the-the train’s full, so… uh, sorry?”

“Oh,” Ed relaxes slightly, feeling silly for his overreaction. This was a train, of course there were other passengers. “Sorry, I kind of don’t notice anything when I read,” he hesitates, then reaches out his left hand sheepishly. “I’m Edward Elric, you can just call me Ed, I guess.”

Neville gives him a confused look, then reaches out and shakes his hand. “So, uh, I don’t think I’ve seen you around before?”

“Yeah, I’m new,” Ed shrugs, making to put his textbooks back in his trunk. Man, he’d really just thrown them around like no one’s business, hadn’t he? Some handy information makes itself known in his brain again, and he tacks it on. “I’m from outside the country, actually. Used to be homeschooled, but there’s some civil unrest back home so my extended family sent me here to be safe.”

“Oh, that’s rough,” Ed feels a little bad for the genuine sympathy he can hear in Neville’s voice. “What year are you in? I’m in third.”

“Me too,” at the boy’s surprised face he grimaces. “Yeah, policy apparently.”

Neville hums. “Were you Sorted yet?”

Ed is really getting tired of this twenty questions thing and the way his brain just decides to dump information on him in response. “No, I think I’ll be Sorted along with the first years, which is just gonna be embarrassing,” he shrugs. “I don’t really care, to be honest. I get that it’s important to you guys, but I think it’s a bit silly.”

To his surprise Neville laughs. “Don’t let people hear that. House pride is important.”

He sticks his tongue out and makes a disgusted sound. “Nonsense.”

As Neville starts laughing harder it occurs to Ed that he hasn’t ever spent much time with anyone his age. Sure, Al and Winry, but do they really count? And he supposed Ling, before he got taken over by Greed, but neither of them were really your typical teenager to begin with.

Given their destination, he’d be spending more time around teenagers than he ever has before.

Oh fuck.

Couldn’t Truth have plopped him in the Ministry? Ed can do stuffy politicians and self-important assholes. He can play the long game if needed, Mustang made sure of that. But teenagers? Being treated like one? Going to school?

Truth did this on purpose, didn’t they?

He should have taken the reduced lifespan and winged the getting-Al’s-body-back part. This would be torture, and not the kind he got military training for either, unfortunately.

He was so fucked.

“So, is English your native language? You’re pretty good and don’t seem to have a foreign accent, to be honest.”

“Oh, uh,” of course this didn’t have a readymade excuse provided by the biggest asshole god in existence. “I’m bilingual.”

“Cool.”

Before either of them can make more attempts at stilted conversation the train comes to an abrupt halt, Ed jerking forward and almost off the seat. “Huh?” He looks out the window where the light drizzle was slowly starting to turn into a verifiable downpour, the sky darkening too quickly to be wholly natural. “What’s going on?”

“I don’t know?” Neville is joining him by the window. “We aren’t even close to Hogwarts yet.”

“Maybe a malfunction?” Ed is trying to think back to the couple times the trains he was riding have been delayed, but mostly that had been him taking care of hijackings, and he sort of doubts that someone is attempting to kidnap a train full of children. Maybe if someone like the head of their version of the military was on board, otherwise there’s no real reason to attack this train.

Unless that Potter kid counts, which in hindsight maybe he does.

A sudden shiver runs down his spine, and when he exhales it comes out as a cloud of fog. Another shiver, and he feels his ports go slightly numb, the way they did before Winry had changed his automail out for cold-resistant ones.

But he was still wearing them, and there was no reason for it to grow cold so quickly.

This wasn’t normal cold, was it?

—Winry crying, a gun held in her shaking hands, demanding Scar to give her her parents back—

“What the fuck?” Where did that come from? Beside him Neville lets out a whimper, and he turns to him to ask what’s wrong when he catches something out of the corner of his eyes, and stiffens.

He’d read a story once, about a grim reaper, a hooded figure with a scythe coming to collect the dead. The thing pressing its decaying claws against the window of the compartment door looks exactly like the drawing in the storybook, just a million times worse. The flesh of its hands is blue and black and hanging off the bones like rotten curtains, its long hooded cloak like the weathered shroud of a corpse.

It moves its head and lets out a rattling breath like its lungs — did it even have lungs? — had forgotten what they were supposed to be for, like it was about to choke on viscous fluid and—

—there is pain lancing up his left thigh, blood spurting out in thick gushes. There is the rattling breaths of the  thing  that wasn’t their mother and Al is  gone,  it’s all his fault, he needs to get him back—

—the chimera opens its maw and smiles with human teeth and gurgles out his name and isn’t he just like Tucker, he made his mother a wrong body and killed her again—

“No,” he whispers, pressing his hands against his ears like that could drown out Tucker’s laughter and Winry’s tears and Al’s screams and Nina’s voice. “That wasn’t her, I didn’t—,”

His vision blurs and black encroaches and all he can think is that at least it’s not  white  again.

He prays he won’t wake up to white again.

 

 

Ed wakes up to the smell of chocolate and tea. He slowly blinks his eyes open and finds himself laid out on the seats of their compartment, the cloak from his trunk laid over him like a blanket. When he turns his head he sees Neville nervously nibbling on a bar of chocolate and some guy looking worse than Ed feels dressed like a grandpa and holding a steaming thermos and more chocolate.

Ed raises an eyebrow. “I’m not taking candy from strangers.” Fuck, his voice sounds like someone sucker-punched him in the throat.

The guy’s lips quirk. “That’s sound, but I’m actually a professor at Hogwarts, so it should be fine, don’t you think?” He holds out the thermos and chocolate. “Here, this will help with the effects from the Dementor.”

“That what this thing’s called?” He slowly sits up and takes the offerings gingerly, blowing at the tea first to cool it. He takes a careful sip and the heat from the tea seeps into his bones like he’d just been dumped in a bathtub. “Thanks, I needed that.”

“You’re the second kid I’ve had to help, actually. Dementors are nasty, but few children faint in their presence,” the guy eyes him warily. “They make us relive our worst memories. You must have gone through something terrible to react so badly.”

Ed throws him a weak glare, then takes a big bite out of the chocolate bar. At least it wasn’t milk chocolate. “You could say that,” he takes another sip of tea. “How did you know to come here?”

“Your friend Neville came looking for someone who could help when the Dementor left and you wouldn’t wake up,” he says, and beside him Neville ducks his head into his collar like a turtle. “I’m Remus Lupin, by the way. I’m the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.”

He snorts. “If that thing’s part of the curriculum I’m quitting before I even get to school.”

Lupin’s lips quirk again, like he doesn’t know how to actually smile. “Don’t worry, it’s not. They were looking for Sirius Black.”

“Who?”

“You don’t know?”

“Uh,” Neville speaks up for the first time since the whole thing went down, looking nervous. “Ed’s from another country.”

“Oh, you’re the transfer, then?” Lupin looks at him with renewed curiosity now. “Black is a Death Eater who escaped from Azkaban.”

Ed frowns. “Azkaban is your prison, right?”

“Yes,” he nods, taking out another chocolate bar and holding it out for Neville to take. How much chocolate did this guy have in his coat pockets? “Dementors are the guards there.”

“What the fuck?”

“Language,” Lupin says, more like it’s a suggestion than something he’s actually admonishing him for. “But… yes. It’s not a pleasant place, though I suppose that’s the point.”

»And I thought making prisoners into Philosopher’s Stones was fucked up,« he mutters, sipping more tea.

“Pardon?”

“Hm? Oh, sorry,” Ed hadn’t even noticed he’d switched back to Amestrian. “I’m… bilingual. It happens sometimes.”

“Ah,” Lupin didn’t seem convinced, but whatever. Ed finishes the tea and holds it out to him with a quiet but heartfelt thanks and gets two more bars of chocolate in exchange. Seriously, how much chocolate can you fit in that coat? “I suppose I will leave you to it, then. The train should arrive within the hour, so best get changed and try to relax a little.”

Ed snorts. “Relax, right. Thanks, though, for the chocolate, and the tea.”

Lupin gives him his not-smile again. He looks tired and weighed down, and Ed suddenly knows where he’s seen that before. It’s the same way Hawkeye and Mustang look when Ishval is brought up, like there are too many things dragging them down and not enough to hold them upright. “It’s no problem…?”

“Ed. Edward Elric.”

“It’s no problem, Ed. I suppose I’ll see you at the Welcome Feast.” With that he leaves Neville and Ed to their own devices, still nibbling chocolate.

“... thanks, Neville, for getting help.”

“O-oh, of course! I mean, that De-Dementor? That was scary,  and I felt about ready to cry, but when you-you fainted and wouldn’t react… I got really scared.”

Ed grimaces. “Yeah, that must have been a shock. I don’t even remember fainting in the first place.”

“You just collapsed,” Neville shivers, whether from the leftover chill in the compartment or the memory Ed doesn’t know. “I think you said something, but I couldn’t hear it over—, well, I couldn’t hear it. The thing left shortly after, and when I looked out of the door and it was gone I went to look for someone who’d know what to do.”

He smiles at the other boy. “Seriously, thanks.” He looks down at the bar he has left over — he hadn’t even realized he’d eaten two already — and breaks it in half, holding one part out to Neville. “Here, let’s finish this up and get ready.”

As freaky as that was, considering Ed didn’t plan on getting thrown into prison, it was unlikely he’d have to deal with one of those Dementors again.

 

Somewhere, Truth laughs.

Notes:

14 April 2024: Fun Facts!

Ebony wood is not just fitting for Ed with regards to HP wandlore, but also in general, mythologically speaking!
Ebony wood is often associated with power, balance, purity and protection, especially from evil. In combination with Thestral Tail Hair as a core, it makes for a wand that fits Ed to a T — he not only understands and doesn’t fear death, but is on a quest to bring balance back to death by ridding the world of Voldemort, someone who fears and flees from death.
His wand, in that regard, contrasts with Voldemort’s, who has one made from yew. Yew is associated with the afterlife and death, as well as immortality or perpetual rebirth. Coupled with its Phoenix Feather core, his wand reflects his attempt to live forever.
The other wand Truth mentions in their letter is, of course, the Elder Wand, currently in Dumbledore’s possession. Judas reportedly hung himself on an Elder tree after his betrayal — which fits with the wand’s propensity to bring death to its wielders. However, elder is also associated with banishing evil, healing, prosperity and transformation. This duality reflects the wand’s great power, but also its bloody history, in the same way that its Thestral Tail Hair core reflects death, which can be seen as either a boon or a bane, depending on the person and their outlook on life.

Chapter 3: The Many Faces of Ambition (yet none as driven as you)

Summary:

Ed gets Sorted.

That's it, that's the chapter.

Notes:

Much like hoye I decided to be biased and self-indulgent and Sort Ed into my House. No regrets lmao.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[Wednesday, 1 September 1993, Great Hall]

 

The professors’ table is unusually abuzz tonight, though Albus supposes he can’t blame his staff. The last transfer student Hogwarts had was long before his time; it was such a rare occurrence that the Ministry policies had never been updated, so now the child had to start two years below his grade. It’s not something Albus would have decided — frankly, he thinks a simple test on his education up to this point should have sufficed, but alas.

“I do wonder what house he’ll end up in,” Aurora mutters to Pomona, hand covering her mouth so as not to make her gossiping evident to the students. “He’s almost sixteen, late Sortings have been interesting in the past, from what I’ve read.”

“Unless he’s a simpleton,” Severus says dryly, eyes fixed on the silverware. “I expect a hatstall for the ages.” His voice drips with disdain, but there is a tenseness in his shoulders that betrays his own interest.

Filius tuts. “It’s a disgrace that he’s placed in the third year! So he was homeschooled, whatever, it’s a different country altogether! Maybe their entire staff is a bunch of dunderheads.”

“If all their teachers were to be like Lockhart,” Severus agrees. “I would homeschool too.”

“Now that’s a bit mean, Severus,” Albus intervenes, though privately he agrees. “The poor man’s entire mind was wiped clean.”

“There wasn’t much to clean in the first place,” Severus snorts. Albus suspects Minerva and Severus would have a rare moment of shared humor if she wasn’t busy shepherding the first years and their newest transfer. He almost wishes he could see it.

Albus wants to roll his eyes a little at the attitude though, but refrains. Severus was always so caustic, it could get a bit hard to hold a conversation, especially when he was technically right. With a quick glance at his pocket watch he gets up and claps his hands to gain the attention of the assembled students, noting that Harry had apparently been released from the infirmary by Poppy. A good warm meal should help chase the remainder of that encounter from his bones.

Though he still worries at Sorting a student after fainting from a Dementor encounter. Remus had told him that he recovered remarkably well — better than Harry at any rate — but still. He’d have to keep an eye on the boy if he was that traumatized, considering they didn’t have too much on him in the first place due to the civil unrest in his country.

Maybe that’s what has him so susceptible to the Dementors.

Well, his staff would have to keep an eye on him.

“Dear students, before we say hello to the newest additions to our school in a little while, I’d like to inform you that Hogwarts will receive a transfer student — the first in two hundred years! Quite exciting indeed. He’s from another country, I hope you will all do your utmost to make him feel welcome and help him accommodate to our ways. Culture shock can be quite hard to overcome, I’m sure some of you who’ve been abroad will see the truth in that.”

He pauses for a moment to look at the reactions of some of the students, then continues. “This is a rare chance for cultural exchange, I hope you won’t let down the school. I’d loathe to hear that any of you made him feel any less welcome than any of the first years we get every year.”

He sits down just as the doors to the Great Hall open and Minerva walks in, followed by a gaggle of scared eleven year olds and a taller teenager with quite a striking coloring. Idly, Albus wonders if golden eyes are common where he’s from. Maybe he’ll get an opportunity to talk to him about his country sometime, he’d enjoy some levity amidst all the current problems he has to deal with.

Minerva clears her throat after placing the Sorting Hat on its customary stool. “First, Elric, Edward.”

The boy frowns as he steps through the throngs of children, his hair, golden as his eyes, gleaming in the candlelight like it’s on fire. His stride is odd, one foot coming down more heavily than the other, yet he walks with a lightness that’s almost dancelike. Albus has only seen this from people with Veela blood, though they are usually paler, with silver-tinted hair and eyes. His back is straight, eyes sharp and taking in his surroundings with a vigilance that would make Alastor weep in glee.

He eyes the hat warily, like he’s afraid it will bite him, as he sits down, Minerva placing it on his head with just the barest hint of hesitation.

As the minutes pass, Albus can only think that Severus had been right again; truly a hatstall for the ages.



Oh? Now you are quite the interesting fellow, aren’t you?

What the fuck?  Ed flinches, and it takes all his self-control not to fling the hat off of his head and cut it apart.

I appreciate the restraint, truly.

This Sorting test is seriously a mind-reading, snarky old rag of a hat? Really?

Yes,  the hat responds dryly.  Surprise.

Oh, fuck you.

My, what a mouth on such a little guy.

I’m not microscopic amoeba waste you piece of garbage!

Merlin and Morgana, boy, relax.

I’m having my mind read by a magical dishrag in front of a wholeass school of magic children and you want me to relax?

Yes, your thoughts are quite loud and I can’t do my job with all this yelling. Do you want to sit here till morn?

I’m not letting you sort through my head like a gossip magazine—

Ah, there it is,  the head interrupts him, and it feels like invisible fingers are plucking memories and thoughts from his mind.  Hm, you older ones are always so fascinating, you know? The young ones, they are usually easy to place, still so impressionable, but you… you’ve gone through a lot, haven’t you?

What about it?

And you are quite set in your ways, almost got yourself killed over it, too.

Ed grits his teeth.  So?

Nothing, you just have a fascinating mind. Quite smart, aren’t you? Learning all those things when you were barely five, my, Rowena would have adored you.

But you’re also brave,  the hat goes on before Ed can react or say — think — anything in response.  Reckless, almost, though you can be quite clever about it when you keep a cool head.  That first fight with Greed and the fight in the fifth laboratory flash in his mind, and wounds long healed pulse with phantom pain.  And such loyalty, truly, you are a delight to work on.

Can you get on with it already?

Don’t rush me, boy. Hm, but before all else I see ambition, drive, cunning. No wonder you don’t get along with that man, you are so similar.

Oh fuck you, I’m nothing like Colonel Bastard!

Of course not,  the hat agrees sarcastically.  Nothing alike at all. You didn’t endeavor to achieve what no one had done before. You didn’t get back on your feet in a fraction of the time it normally takes. You didn’t become — what do you call it — right, a State Alchemist at twelve. The Philosopher’s Stone, that conspiracy in your home country, that truly inspired plot to get out of an impossible situation by any means necessary, even if it meant working with that thing.

If it means achieving your goals you don’t let anything or anyone stand in your way… except maybe yourself. Yes, I think I know where to put you.

Then fucking hurry up and—



“Slytherin!”

As the Slytherin table erupts in cheers and Ed quickly takes the hat off, Neville feels disappointment rush through him and he deflates in his seat. He’d really liked Ed, sure he was a little abrasive but he was really friendly and kind underneath. If he’d ended up in any other House, at least, there was a chance they could have still hung out on occasion.

But Slytherin?

“Go figure,” Ron mutters beside him, rolling his eyes. “Someone who just up and decides to go to school abroad gotta be some stuck-up.”

“Actually,” Neville says before he realizes he’s done so. “His home country is going through some stuff and his family wanted him safe.”

Hermione blinks at him from across the table. “How do you know?”

“We shared a compartment on the train,” he shrugs, hoping desperately that the ground will just swallow him whole. Why did he have to open his mouth  now?  In defense of a  Slytherin?  Can’t he do anything right?

“Didn’t someone in your compartment faint from the Dementors?” Ron’s eyes are back to looking at Ed across the Hall. Neville follows his line of sight and watches as Blaise Zabini and Draco Malfoy start to huddle around Ed, who frankly just seems overwhelmed.

Neville can relate.

“It was Ed, actually,” he finally answers Ron’s question. “I honestly wasn’t doing much better. If it hadn’t left when it did I don’t think I would have lasted much longer either.”

“Ha, loser.”

“Harry fainted too, Ron,” Hermione snarls, and from the quiet yelp of pain it looks like she kicked him under the table. “Don’t be a twat.”

“Well, Harry actually has  reason  to.”

“And Ed doesn’t?” Why can’t he just  shut up?  “You don’t even know him.”

Ron is kept from replying by a loud shout of “Gryffindor!” and they stop their argument to clap for the newest member of their House. Once it’s calm again Ron turns to him. “Well, you don’t know him either, you had like one conversation with the guy!”

“We had one conversation and I decided to be your friend,” Harry points out, which actually shuts Ron up. “Though I admit… a Slytherin, Neville? Really? You know he’ll just end up being as much of an asshole as the others.”

“I don’t know,” Neville shrugs again. “He said he doesn’t really care about Houses, which, I mean, he isn’t from here and will probably leave to go back home eventually, so I kinda get that?”

Hermione hums. “Makes sense, though I doubt he’ll sing the same tune once Malfoy and the others have their claws in him. Having no one in your House can be lonely.”

Ron shifts uneasily and is saved from having to respond by another kid getting Sorted into Gryffindor. By the time it’s quiet enough for their conversation to continue he seems to have gotten over his hangup and huffs. “Still. The fact he got Sorted into Slytherin says more than enough about him, if you ask me.”

“I agree,” Harry says, throwing Ed a look over his shoulder. “Like, is there  anyone  in Slytherin who isn’t an asshole?”

Neville doesn’t respond, because he can’t think of anyone either.



Ed sits down at the cheering table and resists the urge to roll his eyes. This whole House business was so  silly,  but these people took it as seriously as if it was some gospel truth. Whatever, he’ll try to make nice with everyone, it shouldn’t be that different from putting on his polite bootlicker face when Mustang drags him to stupid military functions.

(He vehemently ignores the voice in the back of his head that sounds like the stupid hat and says he’s  similar  to Colonel Bastard.

What does a hat know, anyways?)

“Hello,” one of the boys close to him says, holding out his hand. “I’m Draco Malfoy.” The way he says his name sounds like he’s supposed to recognize it, so he’s probably related to some self-important politician. Better put all that military experience to good use, then.

He shakes the offered hand, careful not to grab too hard lest he notice the automail. “Edward Elric, though I guess you heard that already.”

Draco laughs, though it’s too polite to be entirely genuine. He gestures at a dark-skinned boy by his side. “This is Blaise Zabini. Dumbledore didn’t say, but what year will you be in?”

“Third,” he’s interrupted by someone getting Sorted into Slytherin and claps politely along with the rest. Once it’s quiet again he continues. “I’m fifteen, actually, but because I was homeschooled your Ministry put me two years lower than I should be.”

“Homeschooled?” Blaise raises an eyebrow. “How come?”

Ed shrugs noncommittally. “I grew up pretty rural, so past elementary school you either have to up and move to a bigger city or do it yourself.”

“So your country has multiple schools?” Draco leans forward slightly. “My father wanted to send me to Durmstrang, but my mother didn’t want me to leave the country for most of the year.”

“We do, actually,” it’s not something he has an excuse ready for from Truth, but the bits and pieces of knowledge that filter into his brain are good enough to build one around. “My country doesn’t keep with the Statute of Secrecy. It was a bit of a shock to find out you guys are so isolated.”

“Wait, what?” Draco leans back, surprised. “Seriously?”

“Yeah,” more cheering interrupts him. “We all just sort of… mingle?”

“Are you… muggleborn?” The hesitation in the question gives Ed the impression he was going to say something else but course-corrected at the last second. Around them the scattered conversations quiet some.

“No,” Truth’s backstory for him fills in for him for once. “I’m a pureblood, though we don’t really care that much? My best friend is actually a muggle.”

Blaise’s eyes widen. “Really?”

“She’s great,” Ed curses the way he feels a light blush creep up his neck. “Really smart, too. She’s already really well-established in her own line of work,” he scratches his cheek a bit, trying to build on his story in a believable way. “So, for context… my country is  really  into war. Like we constantly start them and annex a bunch of smaller countries, and our military - that’s, like, Aurors, I guess? Anyways, our military has a whole branch just for witches and wizards, and they get assigned to muggle units during war.

“One of the most powerful wizards in my country has a right-hand woman who’s a muggle, and she’s, like,  scary.  Scarier than him, if you ask me. They got really famous during our last civil war a few years back.”

“I can’t really imagine a muggle being scary,” Draco says with a grimace of disdain, and Ed feels offended on Hawkeye’s behalf.

“Do you know what guns are?” There’s more cheering, and when Ed checks there’s still about half a dozen kids to go. “They are muggle weapons, and they can kill you faster than a curse. And her, she is a sharpshooter. That’s a person who can shoot you from over a kilometer away, and she has never missed a single shot in her life. Every time she would take a shot someone would die.”

Blaise and Draco pale, but then Blaise rolls his eyes. “I bet a shield charm would block a gun.”

“Maybe,” Ed wouldn’t know. “But you’d have to know to put one up in the first place. She could be sitting on a building and kill you while you walk down a street, and you’d never see it coming.”

“You seem really fond of muggles,” Draco sneers, and this time Ed does roll his eyes.

“I grew up around them, to me they’re just normal people. I find the way you guys isolate yourselves kinda silly, but I’m not going to go to your Minister for Magic and demand he repeal the Statute of Secrecy because of that,” he tilts his head in faux innocence. “Isn’t it a bit ignorant to demand all countries everywhere do things your way?”

“If you like your way so much better,” a boy some ways down the table snarls. “Why are you here?”

“Cos my country is in the middle of another civil war,” Ed deadpans, staring him down with his best State Alchemist glare. “And my extended family thought ‘You know what? We should probably ship this orphan abroad so he doesn’t get drafted and die’. Sorry about the inconvenience, really.”

Blaise snorts, quickly hiding it behind a fake cough as he smirks behind his hand, shooting the boy a sidelong glance. “You walked into that, Nott.”

“Oh, fuck off,” the boy, Nott, grunts before he turns back to his own conversation.

“Would you really have had to fight?” A girl next to Draco asks, eyes round.

Ed shrugs. “Yeah.” As blasé as he acts, and as much as he hated it, he’s kind of glad for the reprieve from worrying about homunculi and country-wide transmutation circles, even if he has to hunt down soul pieces in exchange. At least this shit doesn’t have a deadline.

Further conversation is postponed by what Ed assumes is the headmaster standing up, clapping his hands for quiet. He hadn’t even realized the Sorting was over.

“Now that everyone has been Sorted, some housekeeping before we finally start to dig in. I once again remind everyone that the Forbidden Forest is, as the name suggests, off limits to students. Additionally, due to the recent escape of Sirius Black, the Ministry has decided to post Azkaban’s Dementors around the school as guards. I advise you all to keep your distance, for they are not known for their mercy.

“Now, some staff changes. Our groundskeeper Rubeus Hagrid will take over as professor for Care of Magical Creatures so that Professor Kettleburn can enjoy the use of his remaining limbs in his well-earned retirement.” Some polite laughter and some cheering, though Ed is kind of hung up on  remaining limbs.  He doesn’t have a lot of those left and would like to keep them, thank you very much. “For Defense Against the Dark Arts, Remus Lupin has agreed to take the position.

“Now, let us eat!”

Ed jumps in his seat as the table before him is suddenly filled with an enormous amount of dishes out of nowhere.  What the hell? Fuck this magic bullshit, seriously.

He eyes the various foods on offer and feels his stomach grumble.

Oh, whatever, food is food.



Ed vows to get whoever made all this food to give him their recipes and bully Winry into learning all of them. That was  amazing,  and he’s certainly not saying that because he’s had nothing but whatever Briggs claims is food for the past couple weeks.

(he hopes there’s proper coffee at breakfasts, that stuff they gave him  sucked)

He follows the rest of the students from his table to where he assumes their dorms will be — he still hasn’t gotten over the fact he has to go to a boarding school of all things — waving at Neville as the boy passes him with the throngs of red-clad students from Gryffindor.

Draco and Blaise, who had been silent during the meal, apparently deemed this offensive enough to start talking to him again.

Ed isn’t sure if that’s a good or a bad thing.

“Why did you wave at  Longbottom?”  Draco’s voice drips with disdain, and yep, definitely a bad thing. He’s too tired for this.

He shrugs. “We shared a compartment on the train.” He can feel the day’s events and the meal catch up to him and he really hopes he gets to fall into something resembling a bed soon. “He seemed nice.”

“But he’s in  Gryffindor,”  Blaise says like that explains anything, and Ed supposed to them it does.

“Okay,” Ed says, slow and deliberate. “Why should I care?”

“Well,” Blaise waves a hand carelessly, almost hitting the person behind him in the face. “We don’t really  mingle.”

“Okay,” Ed repeats, raising an eyebrow and doing his best Mustang impression. He hates that the hat seems to have had a point. “I was under the assumption that you guys are all about ambition and cunning. It seems short-sighted to disregard potential allies and connections because of their House.”

Draco frowns. “What do you mean?”

Ed hums. “So, as I understand it, a lot of you are in the same Houses as your families, correct?” They nod. “And some of you probably know each other from, like, events and stuff? At least wizardborns?” More nodding. “That creates a very limited social circle, and makes it harder to branch out and connect. If you want to go into, say, politics, wouldn’t you want to know as many people as possible and be able to curry favor with them? You can’t do that if you turn your nose up at them for their House.”

“But they’re Gryffindors!”

“Sure, and some of the most influential people in my country are muggles,” Ed rolls his eyes. How were they so thick? Mustang would weep if he was in this position. “With your attitude I’d never make it far if I were to go into politics, or anything, really. If you want to get anywhere in life you should make nice with anyone who could end up useful. That’s just common sense. What if… I don’t know, that Potter kid becomes Minister for Magic? And you want to go into, whatever, law enforcement or something, and he remembers you as nothing but a stuck-up prick. Do you really think you’d get  anywhere?  Like, at all?”

That at least seems to get the cogs turning in their heads, small mercies. Ahead of them one of the students leading them turns down a staircase into what looks like the basement, and Ed is really glad he still has his cold-resistant automails installed. Who the fuck decided it was a good idea to house students in the basement of all places?

“So you’re saying,” Draco eventually hedges. “Even if I don’t like someone or think they’re not worth my time, I should still act like I care because they might help me down the line?”

Ed hums distractedly. Were those chains on the ceiling? “Pretty much. Your father is in politics, right?” He waits for confirmation before continuing. “So I bet the vast majority of people he meets are absolute morons. That’s my experience with politicians, anyways,” Blaise lets out an ugly snort and grins. “But I guarantee he still butters them up and does small, insignificant favors for them so he can rely on them to help him if he needs them for anything.”

“You sound like you speak from experience,” Blaise says, and Ed curses internally. He got a bit too much into this, didn’t he?

“Some,” he shrugs, hoping to appear casual. The kid leading them — a prefect, whatever that is — tells them the password for the month is  nightshade  and the wall in front of them starts opening up, and it takes every ounce of willpower Ed has not to yell in surprise.

“But what about appearances?” None of the others seem to really react to the wall just casually opening and closing. Ed hates it here.

“Well, sure, that’s important too, but in the end those that matter will  know  why you’re making nice with people. If they’re worth their salt, anyways.”

Ed has to amend his previous opinion, this school doesn’t suck  too  badly. The room is pretty stylish, all things considered, all black stone and dark-stained wood and green fabrics. There are several fireplaces scattered around that ensure it’s not as cold as it should be and the windows lead out to what looks like the depths of the  lake.  The whole room is bathed in a faintly green light and there seem to be gargoyles decorating the tops of the stone columns.

All in all it looks like what Ed expects he’d do if he ever started an interior design business. It’s  awesome.

It could use some red, maybe, but he guesses that suggestion would get him lynched in this place.

The prefect walks up to him and lets him know that he’s rooming with the third years, so he just ends up following Draco and Blaise down the long, winding corridors to their bedrooms. It’s more of the same, all black stones and dark woods and an overabundance of green fabrics and much nicer than the military barracks he’s used to. Certainly nicer than the cells in Fort Briggs he’s had to sleep in lately.

He finds his trunk at the foot of one of the beds and doesn’t even bother undressing or saying goodnight, way too exhausted by the whole  everything  that’s been happening since Kimblee showed up at Briggs to do more than drop dead in the middle of the bed.



“Wow, someone was tired,” Blaise shakes his head at the sight of the transfer student just lying face down on his bed and walks over to at least close the curtains around him for some privacy. “Maybe he’s jetlagged?” When he turns around he sees Draco distractedly dress for bed and sighs. “Thinking about his little lecture?”

“Well, yeah,” the other boy shrugs. Idly, Blaise wonders where the other three occupants of their room are but then decides he really doesn’t care much.

Blaise hums. “He isn’t  wrong,  you know? My mom certainly didn’t  like  any of her many dead husbands, but they had money, so she grinned and beared it.”

“Your mother poisons them the moment the ink on the wedding contract’s dry,” Draco snarks, not unkindly. “She’s hardly normal.”

“Maybe, but it seems to be working for her, doesn’t it?”

Draco seems to consider this for a moment before shrugging in agreement. “Fair enough. Still,  Longbottom?”

“Hey,” Blaise raises his hands. “I agree, but he’s also not likely to stay in Britain past the end of whatever civil war is going on back in his place, so he’s probably not taking it all that seriously. I know I wouldn’t.”

The other boy seems to agree with his assessment and yawns. “Good point.”

As Blaise gets ready for bed himself he can’t help thinking that his mother would like Ed a lot. She always liked to say that in order to play the long game, it was necessary to lose a few minor ones.

Lose some small battles, win the war.

Isn’t that what ambition was really about?

Notes:

Why did Crabbe and Goyle not show up? Uh... oh, look! Hints at Ed's crush on Winry! *runs away*

No but for realsies they show up later, I just decided to have Draco commandeer Blaise into scouting out the new guy because he's smarter than them. Also I just like Blaise :)

Chapter 4: This is the Start (of something new)

Summary:

Ed is not equipped for being around peers.

Too bad he has got to make nice.

Notes:

Okay, some housekeeping notes!

I couldn't be arsed to remember/decide who's got classes with who, so everyone is just mushed together. I don't care enough tbh.

Now, Ed's class schedule: JKR did a horrible job making a coherent schedule, so I made up my own. Fuck what canon says.

Monday: double DADA, Transfiguration, Lunch, double Ancient Runes
Tuesday: double Potions, Ancient Runes, Lunch, double Charms
Wednesday: History of Magic, double Care of Magical Creatures, Lunch, double Transfiguration, double Astronomy at Midnight
Thursday: double Potions, History of Magic, Lunch, double DADA
Friday: double Herbology, Charms, Lunch, double Care of Magical Creatures

Does that work with other electives? What do I care, I'm not getting paid for this and already put more thought into it than JKR did.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[Thursday, 2 September 1993, Third Year Slytherin Dorm]

 

Ed wakes up and is confused for all of five seconds before the previous day (days?) rush back to him. He turns over onto his stomach and buries his face in one of the very soft pillows, groaning his frustration out into the void. Moving to kneel on the bed he takes out his watch, eyeing the fingers blearily.

“Really?” He rubs his free hand over his face. “I woke up at fucking 5 AM?”

Putting the watch back into his pocket he opens the heavy velvet curtains around the bed, blinking at the murky green light.  Right, under a lake.  For a moment he wonders who closed the curtains in the first place before he decides that he doesn’t care enough and gets up instead. He fishes a change of clothes out of his trunk, leaving his cloak and shoes behind, and moves to the door he assumes to be the bathroom.

Might as well shower before everyone else, I guess.



“Alright,” he mutters at the stick in his left hand, sitting in one of the plush armchairs scattered around the common room, the Charms textbook open in his lap. He remembers the whole book courtesy of both his years of studying alchemy and whatever Truth had done to his brain when they sent him here, but he likes to have a reference if he’s not done something before.

Like performing fucking  magic.

He looks at the page one last time, then mimics the movement. “Lumos Maxima.” Before he can feel foolish for doing it the tip of his wand explodes into a blinding bright light. Once he’s blinked the sunspots from his eyes and flicked the wand to end the spell he only stares.

That… certainly felt different.

With alchemy he could literally feel the way the energy moved up from the ground beneath his feet and through him and into his hands, could see it arc over his fingers and smell and taste the electricity in the air.

This magic was nothing like that at all.

The energy still surged through his fingers and into the wand, but it felt like—

He eyes the wand warily. It had felt like the wand had given its own energy to the spell, almost like using a Philosopher’s Stone.

(he still hates that he knows what it feels like to use  life  for alchemy)

Was that a wand thing, or  this wand’s  thing? Truth said there was Thestral tail hair in it, did the beast’s connection to death have anything to do with it? The closest he could come to describing the feeling was what he’d felt using Envy’s core to get them out of the fake Gate, but that didn’t quite match.

What’s more, the energy had come out of seemingly nowhere, or everywhere. It hadn’t surged up from the ground but instead from all around him and from himself.

It was like a high, limitless energy at his fingertips.

Part of him wants to feel that again, another is scared shitless.

Ed looks down at the book in his lap, and flicks the wand. “Wingardium Leviosa,” he mutters under his breath, but it’s enough for the energy to surge down his arm like a shock and lift the tome into the air before him.

“Well shit,” another flick and the spell breaks, and he catches the book mid-fall. “This isn’t scary at all.”

 

Ed spends the remainder of the pre-breakfast morning reading through the rest of his textbooks and vows to loot the library at the earliest opportunity. He would have probably missed going upstairs to the Great Hall if Draco and Blaise hadn’t taken pity on him and shaken him out of his reading-induced apathy.

“Seriously,” Draco snarks. “How aren’t you a Ravenclaw?”

Ed shrugs. “I mostly study for a purpose, I haven’t really read for the sake of it since I was a kid.”

Blaise hums, but doesn’t say anything, and Draco lets it go.



Ed’s first school day in close to ten years starts with double Potions in the dungeons, and he is beginning to wonder if that’s all he’ll ever see of the castle. Not to mention the obvious hazards of brewing who knows what in a place that you can’t air out.

He looks around the gloomy room, already half-filled by students, then makes a beeline for the free spot next to Neville when he realizes the rows apparently commandeered by Slytherins are full. “Morning,” he says as he plops down in the empty seat and begins to take out the textbook and some writing utensils. At least Truth had had the good grace to pack him notebooks and pens instead of the stupid quills and parchment these idiots seemed to be fond of.

The students around them all stare at him, several of the ones in red throwing him suspicious glares, which just seems unfair considering they hadn’t sat next to Neville either. “Uh,” he starts, blinking at him. “Morning, Ed.”

“What are  you  doing here?” Ed looks up at the redhead who’d spoken and was glaring daggers at him, and just raises an unimpressed eyebrow.

“I dunno, what’s it look like to you, gingersnaps?”

The black-haired kid beside the redhead snorts, quickly masking it with a cough at his friend’s glare. Then he turns it back on Ed. “Your type sits over there.”

Ed makes a show of looking at the other side of the classroom where not a single free seat remains, then turns back to the angry redhead. “I dunno if you’ve noticed, but the seats are already full. Maybe try your buddy’s glasses if you can’t see that well.”

“That’s not what I meant!”

“Really? I couldn’t have guessed,” Ed deadpans, putting a hand at his cheek in mock surprise. “How about you mind your own business?”

“Uh,” Neville says beside him, and Ed turns to him, but he’s got his eyes fixed on the redhead. “You really don’t have to—,”

“He’s a  Slytherin,  Neville.”

“You know, it’s funny, Draco said the same thing about Neville yesterday, and I still think it’s stupid,” Ed says offhandedly, opening his notebook to write down the date for later reference, idly contemplating writing his notes in his usual code.  Eh, what for?  “It doesn’t matter, does it?”

The redhead seems indignant at being compared to Draco, which just makes the whole thing even funnier to Ed. “It  does  matter, all you Slytherins are the same.”

“Uh-huh,” Ed waves him off, looking at his watch to see how much longer he has to listen to the guy. “Sure thing, whatever,” he looks at Neville. “Do  you  want me to find another seat?”

Neville blinks at him for several seconds, then shoots a look at the two boys sitting in the row before them. Then he looks at him again. “No, it’s fine, Ed.”

“Okay,” he might have said something snide to the redhead but just then their teacher glides into the room like an overgrown bat. The whole room quiets down even more than it already had, and it’s only then that Ed realizes they had all been watching their exchange.

“Ah, right, our newest student,” the teacher drawls. Ed thinks he might be trying to look intimidating, but all he can think is that the guy needs to learn what soap is. “Perhaps you’d like to sit somewhere else, lest Longbottom blow you up on your first day in our midst, Mr Elric.”

Oh, that’s what this is. “It’s fine, sir,” he sends Neville a glance he hopes conveys that his next words are meant as a joke. “I’m quite used to dodging explosions.”

There are some giggles from the Slytherins and in front of him red and black are sending him death glares. “... very well,” their teacher says, looking like he’s smelling something foul. “I understand you were homeschooled?”

“Yes, sir.”

His dark eyes lock on the green of his tie before he speaks again. “Provide me with a list of potions you have experience with so I can make sure you are level with the class by tomorrow,” he turns to the chalkboard and flicks his wand, writing appearing out of nowhere. “Now, to the syllabus…”

As Ed starts to note everything down he sends another quick look at Neville, biting his lip at the sullen expression on his face. “Hey, you know I was just joking about the explosions, right?”

Neville looks at him, startled. “Huh?”

“The guy was trying to trip me up,” Ed rolls his eyes. “I just told him what he wanted to hear.”

The other boy bites his lip. “Really?”

Ed shrugs. “Yeah. I mean, I  do  have experience dodging explosions, but I’m also pretty sure I won’t need to.”

“Oh no, he was serious about that.”

Ed hums at that, then shrugs again. “Eh, just give me a heads up and it’s fine.”

Neville’s smile is wobbly. “Okay.”

“Now, today we will start out with the Wiggenweld Potion to see how much you all forgot over the summer,” the teacher says after giving them less than sufficient time to copy down the syllabus. Ed is so glad he can write and talk at the same time.

He turns to Neville. “You wanna grab the ingredients?”

The boy startles. “O-oh, sure!”

“Good, I’ll start on the fire then,” Ed is already in the process of rearranging the firewood, left hand going through the book to find the pertinent pages for the potion. He vaguely remembers reading the instructions this morning. Once the fire is burning and the water in the cauldron is heating up Ed focuses on rereading the recipe for the potion, taking notes as he goes.

Neville returns with an armful of different bottles and dried odds and ends, plopping it all down on the table. “Ah, thanks,” Ed says absentmindedly, checking that he’s copied everything down correctly, then looks at his partner. “I’ll start while you read up on the instructions, okay? Great.”

Not waiting for a reply he goes to add the weird mucousy green liquid labeled as salamander blood to the boiling water, stirring it and wondering what the fuck the stuff is made of to be turning the water red. Somehow he doubts wizards know the chemical makeup of it though.

“Hey, Ed?”

“Hm?” He looks over at Neville from where he’s stirring flobberworm mucus into the potion, cringing internally at the thought of drinking this concoction.

“Thanks.”

He blinks, taken aback. “No problem?”

Neville smiles at him, then goes back to cutting up the lionfish spines.



It takes Ed approximately five minutes of History of Magic to decide that he’ll skip it every single time, damn the consequences. Not only is their teacher a  ghost,  no, he’s literally just reciting the fucking book at them.

Five more minutes and he realizes there probably won’t  be  any consequences because the ghost doesn’t seem to recall any of their names or faces, and physically can’t take roll call, so fuck it, he’ll just spend these classes in the library being actually productive.

With that in mind Ed opens his notebook for the class and begins to write down all the information Truth had given him on the Horcruxes in his code.

Might as well do  something  worthwhile.

 

Truth hadn’t been too forthcoming, all things considered.

Ed knows what a Horcrux is — and doesn’t the thought of them make him shudder. He doesn’t know how to make one, but he also doesn’t think he’d  want  to know, nor does he know how to destroy one.

He knows that one has already been destroyed by the Potter kid the previous year, though it’s not like he can just walk up to him and  ask  how he destroyed the damned thing. To be fair, destroying them isn’t too important until he has one, anyways.

Ed covers his mouth with his automail hand as he taps the end of his pen on the page in thought.

His best bet was to look into Dark Magic and curses, as well as how to break them. Maybe there are spells that can detect cursed objects? This would be easier if he could sense chi like Ling; even if they are just  parts  of a soul, they should still be detectable when attached to something, right?

He wonders if the process of making a Horcrux resembles what he did with Al’s soul — it had been the whole of one, recalled from the Gate, not a fraction split off of a soul still bound to a body and the mortal plane, sure, but the binding process might be similar. Would there be a blood seal? That might make the whole thing easy, though he doubts it.

Ed pauses where he’d been thoughtlessly doodling a coded version of the array to transmute a Philosopher’s Stone. Right, they are made from souls, too. It was different from the array used to bind a soul — he’d never actually had to draw it, since he’d used circleless alchemy, and the blood seal was merely what keeps the soul tethered. But they looked similar, shared certain parts and differed gravely in others.

Could he reverse-engineer one to work on Horcruxes?

He’d need to know exactly how a Horcrux is made and how it binds the soul fragment for it to work and would need to dig more into how to break curses to make sure he understood the rules on how they operate, but it  could  work. Truth had mentioned that Riddle had made Horcruxes of both inanimate objects and living things, so if he can manage to isolate the Horcrux part he might be able to separate the soul fragment from the host without killing them, which would really be preferable.

With that idea in mind he flips to a new page and starts to formulate a theory, grinning slightly to himself.

He has ample experience with this, after all.



Ed has been curious about this class more than others, for several reasons.

For one, their teacher, Remus Lupin, had reminded him of Hawkeye and Mustang in a way that made his teeth ache. What, exactly, burdened the man to the point that he walked like a war veteran and didn’t know how to smile properly? Ed knows there had been a war, some twelve years ago, so he supposes that could be it, but it doesn’t feel right, somehow. This wariness runs deeper than that.

It’s deep like Ed’s own scars, healed over but still painful, something that will stay forever. It’s heavy like Ishval’s memory, always fresh and all-encompassing for Hawkeye and Mustang, a reminder at every corner.

So Ed’s curious, sue him.

The other reason is more mundane, really. He heard  Defense Against the Dark Arts  and thought,  awesome.  Using all the things at his disposal to protect others, get the job done, fuck up bad guys? That’s something he  knows,  that he’s familiar with and enjoys. It doesn’t matter that this is using stupid  magic  to do it; it’s a way for him to fuck shit up, so obviously he’s game.

“Hello, everyone,” Lupin starts, looking incredibly tired but smiling his barely-smile anyways. “Now, I know your past two years were… less than ideal—,”

“That’s one way to put it,” the redhead from Potions mutters, and Lupin sighs.

“Right, thank you for your commentary, Ron. Now, if I could continue,” he pauses, raising an eyebrow and waiting for the kid — Ron, apparently — to blush and sink into his seat before speaking again. “I have decided to use this first lesson to evaluate what you  actually  learned and retained, so I can adjust the curriculum accordingly.”

He waves his wand and a stack of parchment flies off of his desk and distributes itself amongst them.

Ed will never get over how lazy these wizards are, holy shit.

“I want you to look at these spells and mark which ones you know, and which of them you feel able to perform. Please be honest, this is just for my own notes,” he pauses as the last of the sheets flutter onto the desks. “The list includes both spells from the past two years’ worth of curriculum as well as some that I’m just curious if you know. Begin whenever you’re ready.”

Ed blinks down at the surprisingly long list and uncaps his pen, frowning as his eyes flit over the spells. Now, courtesy of Truth he knows pretty much all of these by name alone and what goes into casting them, but he isn’t certain he should be honest. Some of these would be downright suspicious to know, let alone think himself capable of. Not to mention he’s cast a grand total of  two  spells so far, easy enough as it was. But what if he claims he’s able to cast one of these and then can’t?

Ed hates school so much.

“You know, I’m actually really curious about your answers, Ed,” Lupin’s voice murmurs from behind him and Ed certainly  doesn’t  flinch, but it’s a near thing. “Just be honest, it’s not exactly helpful to hold back.”

“Right,” he mutters, looking back at the list. The first two dozen or-so spells seem easy and standard fare from what he knows, so likely what’s expected of them to know, so he marks them all down as knowing them and able to cast.

The next batch are ones he’s read in the textbook, so he notes them down as well, though he hesitates at the one for Boggarts. He has no idea what those  are,  let alone if he’d have the wherewithal to use the stupid wand instead of punching it in the face.

He elects not to mark it as one he can cast, just to make sure.

The next three make him hesitate again. Apparently he’s not the only one who’s surprised by their inclusion, because the girl with the wild curly hair that sits with Ron and his buddy raises her hand. “Professor? You… included the Unforgivables.”

“I’m aware, Hermione,” he smiles grimly, arms crossed as he leans against his desk. For a moment his gaze flicks to Ed before he focuses on Hermione again. “I obviously don’t expect you to be able  or  willing to cast them, I was just curious if you knew them. They aren’t part of the curriculum for a few more years.”

Ah, that’s why,  Ed thinks, looking back down at the list. They were included because of him. Technically he’d be preparing for his OWLs right now, if he was in the proper year, so obviously he’s expected to know more than the others. Still, these land you a life sentence in their crazy torture prison…

The nib of his pen hovers next to the first one, wracking his brain for every bit of information he recalls. The Imperius is the mind control one, and requires a strong will to cast and the victim to be susceptible to it in the first place. It’s not  hard,  he doesn’t think, and eventually just decides to fuck it and mark both columns.

He skips the  able  column for both the torture and death ones, because he won’t entertain whether he could cast them or not. Much like the Imperius — and, really, almost all magic — they require the caster to  want  to do it, will it into existence. Ed almost died and is stuck in this mess because he was unwilling to kill, and even if he were to be put in the same situation again, he doesn’t think he’d be able to do it even knowing the consequences.

He doesn’t want to think what would have to happen for him to want to use either curse.

(the truth is that he  knows,  but denial and willful ignorance have always been his forte)

In the end he hands his sheet in with almost all marked as known, and only a select few marked as unable. He can see the moment Lupin gets to the Imperius line on his, because his gaze flicks up to him with something like pale terror. He clears his throat. “Alright, I’ll go through these while you look at the syllabus,” he waves his wand and writing appears on the three large blackboards. “I might ask some of you for a chat in the meantime, but don’t worry about that, okay? Good, first, Neville?”

The boy in question squeaks and almost falls over his feet as he hurries to get up. Beside Ed, Draco and the others snicker but stop when he jabs his elbow in his side. “Can you not?”

“It was funny,” Draco defends himself, rolling his eyes. “Don’t be so stuck-up, Elric.”

“Don’t be a twat, then.”

Several more students are asked to the far corner of the classroom before Ed’s name is finally called. With a sigh he gets up from the chair and walks over, not at all surprised. “Yes, Professor?”

“Ah, Ed,” he gives him his weak excuse for a smile again. “Have you recovered well from the Dementor?”

That’s not what he expected. “Yes, thank you, sir.”

“Good, good,” Lupin nods, looking down at the parchment in front of him again. “Now, I obviously expected you to know more than the others, but there are a few things I’d like to address.”

“Sure.” Can he stop beating around the bush already?

“You wrote down that you know the spell against Boggarts but don’t know if you could cast it. How come?”

Ed blinks. “That’s not what I thought you’d take issue with.”

Lupin’s smile shows teeth. “Indulge me, Ed.”

He scratches his cheek. “I’ve never encountered a Boggart, so I wouldn’t know if I’d manage to cast the counterspell.”

He hums. “Understandable, lucky you it’s part of the curriculum this year then, hm? You get to try it out in a safe environment.” Ed isn’t entirely sure this school could be considered a  safe environment  all things considered. There’s a eugenicist death chamber in the fucking basement, for fuck’s sake. “Now, what I assume you were alluding to before—,” he glances his way, suddenly serious. “You think you’d manage an Imperius curse?”

Ed shrugs. “I haven’t  tried,  but, yes.”

Lupin crosses his arms on the table and leans forward. “Elaborate, please.”

“Well,” he should have just lied on the stupid survey. “It only requires a strong mind of the caster, and a weaker will from the victim. It seems easy enough.”

“You sound confident.”

“I haven’t come across something I haven’t figured out yet, once I tried.”

“Is that so?” He slides the survey towards Ed, tapping the empty column. “Then why do you think yourself incapable of the other two?”

The question is loaded like a gun and Ed curses himself for being so careless. Just because this was a school didn’t mean he couldn’t get in  actual  trouble. “I don’t really feel a need to torture or kill people, much less enough to be able to muster the will required for either curse.”

Lupin hums and seemingly lets it go. “The only spells you seem wholly unfamiliar with are those expected from NEWT level classes, so I’d say you are more than capable of the work required for the class. I must agree with Filius, they should have just placed you in the proper year for your age.”

Ed shrugs. “Can’t be helped.”

“Yes, I suppose so,” he puts Ed’s sheet away on the rest of the stack by his elbow before he looks at him again. “Is there anything you’d like to ask me, while we’re here?”

He blinks. “Uh,” he’s about to decline when a thought strikes him and he shivers despite himself. “Those Dementors… they aren’t going to come on campus, are they?”

Lupin seems surprised at his words. “No, Ed, Dumbledore won’t let them.”

“... Good, thank you, Professor.”



Ed is sitting in the common room doing his homework when the snarly kid who’d taken offense to him from the start slams a hand down on the desk, hard enough that it almost topples his precarious tower of textbooks. Ed turns to him and raises an unimpressed eyebrow. “Yes? Can I help you?”

Nott narrows his eyes at him and it does nothing at all for his face. “Listen, Elric, I don’t care how things are done in your backwards country—,” Ed snorts, which just serves to anger the kid further. That was hilarious from a member of a society that has never even heard of electricity. “But here we actually care about status, alright? So stop hanging out with blood traitors and mudbloods, or else.”

Ed leans back in his chair. “Or else  what?”

Nott crosses his arms. “You’re not making any friends with your disregard for our ways, Elric. Do you really want to have to look over your shoulder for the rest of your time here, all over some lowlifes?”

“Oh, ha, that’s hilarious,” Ed’s voice is anything but amused as he stands up. Nott is slightly taller than him, though much skinnier, but Ed is much too used to people towering over him. It just makes it more satisfying when he beats the shit out of them. “That sounded like a threat, surely I misheard.”

“And if you heard exactly right?”

“Then you’re dumber than I thought, which is an incredible feat, really,” Ed takes a step towards him, not yet touching him. He’s not going to throw the first punch, but he’s sure as fuck going to do everything to goad the other guy into it. “Listen here, fuckface, here’s how this is going to go. You are going to turn around and leave me alone, because if you don’t  you  will be the one sleeping with both eyes open. I don’t give a shit about your stupid blood purity nonsense, and if I ever hear you insult someone for something as inane as who their parents are you’ll wake up in the middle of the Forbidden Forest without your wand, are we clear?”

Nott glares. “You’re talking a big game for someone who’s all alone in a foreign country.”

“I can actually back my words up with actions, can you?”

“Nott,” Blaise suddenly speaks up. “Leave him alone. This is stupid.”

“No, I’m not going to let him ruin our House’s reputation.”

“You’re doing a well enough job on your own with that, asshole,” Ed drawls, rolling his eyes. “How about you go and have a good cry about it?”

“You little—,” the rest of his sentence is cut off, because he has drawn his wand and Ed moves before his brain fully registers what it is. They are standing close enough that Nott wouldn’t be able to cast anything truly harmful, but Ed has been in too many situations where this movement ends with a knife to his gut or the barrel of a gun by his temple to really take chances.

Nott lands on the floor with his feet swept out from under him, dominant arm twisted behind him and held in a death grip by his automail, wand in Ed’s left.

He blinks, coming back to the present. Beneath him Nott struggles against his grip and he instinctively tightens his hold on the boy’s wrist. “Be a good boy or your wand is gonna end up in the fireplace.” Nott stiffens under him and he nods, moving up and replacing his grip on his arm with his left foot to the center of his back. “Little piece of advice? Don’t draw a weapon on someone because of a little squabble, dumbass.” He throws the wand into the corner of the room carelessly and steps off of Nott. “This is a  warning.  Fuck with me again and that wand of yours gets shoved up your arse.”

With that he walks back over to the desk and collects his things before making his way to the dormitory doors.

He really wants to punch Truth in the face for putting him in this stupid place.

 

“Well,” Blaise drawls. “That could have gone better for you.”

“Fuck you,” Nott growls, face red.

“No, thank you, you’re not my type,” he replies easily, dismissively. “I’m not into morons.”

“Seriously, though, why  did  you pull your wand on him?” Draco shakes his head from the armchair he’s lounging in, the book in his lap forgotten about the moment shit hit the fan. “Even if he hadn’t wiped the floor with you, you would have gotten into serious trouble.”

Nott eyes him angrily. “You saying you a snitch?”

Draco snorts. “No, but one look at your wand and you’re done for. They can check for which spells you cast; Elric just needs to tell Snape and you’re in detention.”

“You know,” Blaise hums. “Elric doesn’t seem the snitching type. He would have probably just poisoned Nott’s pumpkin juice at breakfast.”

“Not everyone is your mother, Blaise.”

“Fair enough,” thinking about it some more, Elric  did  seem more like the type of guy to fuck you over without you seeing it coming and no one able to pin it on him. He’d probably enjoy every second of it, too.

Not that Blaise is one to talk.

“Well,” Pansy says airily, twisting a strand of hair around her finger. “At least he isn’t boring.”




[Friday, 3 September 1993, Hogwarts Grounds]

 

The day ends up just as overall uneventful as the previous, with much of the classes taken up with administrative stuff or revision of previous year’s curriculum and Ed is bored out of his mind.

Well, for the most part.

Care for Magical Creatures seems like the type of subject Al would  adore,  a thought that sends a pang of longing and homesickness through him that leaves him dizzy. It’s only been three days, but who is to say how long it will actually be before he gets to see him again?

Fuck, this isn’t good.

“Hey, are you alright?”

He blinks at the girl that had spoken to him during the Welcome Feast, frowning at him, and he tries to act nonchalant. “Yeah, I’m fine.”

She gives him a dubious look. “Are you sure? You look like someone kicked your puppy.”

“Just a bit homesick,” he shrugs. “I’m used to being around my family, this is a kinda big change, I’m fine.”

“Ah,” she nods, turning her gaze back to their surprisingly feral textbook and flipping a page like she’s afraid it’ll bite her. Not an irrational fear. “Yeah, I suppose it must be weird,” she sends him a smirk. “Chin up, don’t want Nott to think you’ve turned into a pushover overnight.”

Ed’s glad for the change in topic. “Right, the day he pulls one over me is the day I tell my dad I love him to his face.”

She gives him a puzzled look. “What?”

“Oh,” he scratches his cheek, now the one turning his attention to their textbook. “He left when I was very little and I kinda hate his guts for it. If I ever see him again I’ll break his jaw in greeting.”

The girl snorts. “Why am I not surprised?”

He grins at her.

Then he yelps, because the book bites at his hand.

Note to self, only touch this thing with my right hand.



“Are you guys alright?”

The two boys sweating over what looks like Charms homework turn to him with twin expressions of surprise. “Huh?” They say in unison, and it’s almost impressive.

“Just… you two looked like you were about to spontaneously combust.”

One of them shrugs. “Just homework.”

“I can see that,” Ed replies dryly, raising an eyebrow. “Do you need help?”

The other one blinks. “You would?”

He shrugs. “Sure? I’m done with mine.”

The two exchange looks, then turn back to him. “No one ever offers to help.”

“We aren’t really smart.”

“Okay, so?” Something occurs to him then. “What’re your names, anyways?”

“I’m Gregory Goyle,” boy number one says at the same time as boy number two says. “My name’s Vincent Crabbe.”

“Nice to meet you, then,” he says, sitting down across from them and picking up one of the pieces of parchment littered with scribbled and crossed out answers. “Ah, you’re mixing up the wand movements.”

“Yeah,” Goyle mutters dejectedly. “I can never remember them.”

“You seemed fine in class though.”

“It’s fine when I use the spells,” he shrugs.

Ed looks at him, wondering if he was being serious and deciding by the look on his face that he was. “You could try doing the wand movement… without your wand?” The look on his face makes Ed weep for common sense in this world. “Just… try that? Go through the questions once and I’ll look over your answers after?”

Goyle nods, and beside him Crabbe is trying to find a clean sheet of parchment.

Why did I fucking offer? This is suffering.

(he knows the answer is his stupid helper complex, and he hates his own guts for it)




[Saturday, 4 September 1993, Hogwarts Library]

 

This is where Ed belongs.

He  knows  libraries. While he is fairly certain he won’t be able to find a book on how to find and destroy Horcruxes — because that would be too convenient — he’s sure he can get something  close.

At least he hopes so.

“Curse Theory, Detection Spells, How to Identify Dark and Cursed Objects… what else?” He’s pulling out books and tomes as he goes through the rows upon rows of shelves, trying to think of what might help him with the construction of the transmutation circle he’s started to design. “Oh, how to break curses and curse-specific runes, is there anything here… there.”

Armed with about a dozen different books he can barely look past he makes his way to one of the tables scattered about the large library, blinking when he sees it already occupied by the girl that had sat with Ron during DADA. He hadn’t expected someone in the library this early on a Saturday.

“Uh, is this seat taken?”

She blinks, eyes widening a little when she sees his wobbly tower of Cursebreaker Mountain. “No?”

“Great!” He sets the books down and goes to divide them into neat little stacks sorted by topic while the girl — what had her name been? Something really weird — still stares at him, which he ignores. Instead he sits down and pulls his Horcrux notebook and pen out of his robe pocket and leaves through it to a new page.

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a wizard use a fountain pen before.”

Ed snorts, making note of some runes that seem promising. “Yeah, it’s silly. Those quills are so messy.”

The girl seems to ponder whether she should say anything more, but in the end curiosity seems to win over. “Are you a muggleborn?”

“No, I’m a pureblood,” he looks up at her, raising an eyebrow. “Why?”

“Just… wizardborns, especially purebloods… they tend to ignore muggle things.”

Ed hums, flipping a page. It’s interesting how much overlap wizard runes have with alchemical ones. “I’ve noticed. I really miss lightbulbs.”

She makes a strangled noise. “Me too! God, it’s annoying to have to fumble for my wand and cast a spell just to use the bathroom at night.”

“So you’re not a wizardborn then?” She flinches as if he’d slapped her, her face suddenly closing off. “What? Did I say something wrong?” He can’t see how, she had asked him the same thing just a moment ago, after all.

“Nothing,” she says, voice strained, focusing back on her own work.

He frowns, then looks at her tie, a bright scarlet thing, and wants to hit something. “Did you just act like I threatened to throw you out the window cos I’m a Slytherin?” He rolls his eyes.  “You  asked if I was a muggleborn, I don’t see how turnabout is rude just cos of my House.”

“It’s not that,” she says, eyes stubbornly glued to her book. “I just—, you’re friends with Malfoy.”

“Eh, I’ve known the guy for like two days, wouldn’t call that friendship.”

She makes a sound of frustration and glares at him. “Don’t be obtuse. He only hangs around blood purists,” she shakes her head, muttering to herself. “Stupid, I should’ve known—,”

“Known what?” He is starting to get a little frustrated. “Listen, I don’t give two shits about blood purity and all that nonsense. My best friend is a muggle, for fuck’s sake.”

The girl leans back, startled. “What?”

“Yeah,” he rolls his eyes. “My country doesn’t enforce the Statute of Secrecy and we all just mingle and shit. I don’t give a single fuck about blood status, so please miss me with that bull, okay? If you don’t like me as a person that’s fine, but don’t judge me based on nonsense like tie colors and my parents being able to use magic.”

“I would never—!”

“You literally just did,” he says dryly. “You’re all massive hypocrites. I’ve been here for three days and am already sick of it,” with that he turns back to his work and ignores her offended expression.

It’s not until he’s through the whole book on curse-specific runes that she speaks up again, voice quiet. “I hate it too.”

Ed sighs, folding his arms on the table and looking at her, face deadpan. “Then why play into it?”

“Last year,” she starts, biting her lip. “Malfoy called me a mudblood.”

He raises an eyebrow. “Please tell me you broke his nose?”

She lets out a startled laugh, quickly covering her mouth before it can travel and pull the librarian’s ire to them. “No, but Ron tried and failed to jinx him.”

Ed nods to himself. “Understandable.”

There is another moment of silence before she continues. “Do you know what happened last year?”

“Do you mean the eugenicist death chamber in your basement? Cos that’s all kinds of fucked up.”

There’s mirth in her eyes, but also something haunted. “Right, that. Everyone thought Harry was the Heir of Slytherin because he can talk to snakes, it was a whole thing. I got attacked.”

“I’m sorry,” mentally he’s freaking out about  can talk to snakes,  because what the fuck?

“It could have been worse, I could have died,” she shrugs in a nonchalant manner that makes Ed worry for her sanity. “But it’s just… the Chamber of Secrets and the Basilisk were put there by Slytherin, and everyone in Slytherin was really eager for muggleborns to die. It’s easier to just… not bother.”

Ed hums, fiddling with his pen in thought. “I get that, kinda, I just don’t agree. Nothing changes if no one is willing to beat some sense into people.”

Her lips twitch. “I suppose you’re right,” she hesitates for a moment, then holds out her hand. “Hermione Granger.”

He takes her hand, careful not to squeeze too hard. “Edward Elric, but Ed’s fine. So,” he points at her scattered work, almost as numerous as his own. “What’re you working on?”

“Homework.”

“I can see that,” he says dryly. “I meant which subjects.”

“Oh,” she blushes. “Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, Muggle Studies, Charms and Transfiguration.”

“Have you ever heard of this thing called sleep? Cos it’s great.”

Hermione shrugs sheepishly. “I couldn’t decide on which electives to take,” she points at his own collection of books. “And you?”

“Side project,” he replies.

Her eyes flit over the titles of the books that she can see. “Do you want to be a Cursebreaker after school?”

That works as an excuse, he supposes. “Maybe.”

“Ron’s brother is one working for Gringotts.”

“No offense, but I don’t think Ron likes me much.”

“Ron didn’t like me either at first, he can be a bit of a git,” her gaze lands on his tie. “Though I suppose your House doesn’t help.”

Ed sighs, absentmindedly sorting the books into new piles based on what he’d gathered from the one on runes. “I figured as much during Potions.”

Hermione hums. “I could write to Bill and ask if he’d be willing to answer any questions you have, if you’d like.”

An actual expert on curses? “That’d be great, thank you!”

“No problem,” she smiles, then gestures at their assortment of books. “I guess we should get back to it so we can make some headway before lunch.”



“What. The. Fuck.”

Harry looks up from his plate to Ron, frowning. “Huh?” His friend only points to the doors of the Great Hall, and as Harry follows it he sees what has him so upset. “Oh.”

It’s not a very intelligent reply, but he’s a bit too stunned to really vocalize anything else, because there’s Hermione, book bag packed to near bursting, talking animatedly with  Edward Elric.

What the fuck indeed.

“You can’t just skip classes,” Hermione exclaims in indignation, only for Elric to roll his eyes.

“Say it a bit louder, why don’t you? I think the teachers haven’t heard you yet,” he grouses, shoving her shoulder none too gently. “And I’m just  saying,  History is a waste of time! Binns doesn’t even remember our names, do you really think he’ll notice if we’re there or not? I might as well just memorize the textbook and take a nap.”

“But you’ll get in trouble,” Hermione pouts, not seeming bothered by his earlier assault.

“How? Binns doesn’t take attendance, so if I spend that time in the common room no one will notice.” They plop down at the table in unison, not even bothering to acknowledge anyone else. Beside Harry, Ron looks like he’s about to blow a gasket. “And I was serious earlier, you should definitely drop a couple classes, your eyebags will have their own postal code at some point.”

Hermione sniffs, turning to put some food on her plate. “Rude.”

“It’s not,” Elric retorts, moving to get some food of his own. It’s at this point Ron seems to regain his senses and speaks up, face red.

“You’re not welcome here,” he snaps, which Elric just snorts at, unperturbed.

“I’m having a conversation with Hermione, so I’d say that makes me welcome here,” he says easily, pouring himself some pumpkin juice. “And I maintain that you should drop Divination, sounds like a bunch of nonsense.”

“We haven’t even had Divination yet,” Hermione says, but Elric just shakes his head.

“So, let’s assume some people  can  see the future, which just sounds like bogus, but let’s pretend. Then that is likely a genetic predisposition and not something you can learn, ergo it’s a waste of time. Just drop it,” he waves a hand. “QED.”

Hermione sighs, put upon. “You’re stubborn.”

“I do my best,” he takes a bite from the steak pie he’d loaded onto his plate, entirely unfazed by Ron’s valiant attempt to use wandless nonverbal magic to set him on fire. “On that note,” he continues the moment he’s swallowed. “I don’t see the point in Muggle Studies—,”

“Of course you don’t,” Ron bites, not that he’s one to talk. “Why would a  Slytherin  care about muggles?”

“I just think it’s interesting to see the wizards’ point of view,” Hermione says, ignoring Ron’s remark.

Elric does the same. “But you’re  muggleborn,  you probably know more than the teacher, unless they’re muggleborn, too. For all you know they have no clue about anything. I bet you they’ve never sat in a car before or know how electricity works.”

Hermione frowns. “But don’t you think there’s merit in seeing another point of view?”

“Oh, sure,” he agrees easily, sipping from his glass. “But you might as well just read the textbook for that, don’t you think? If it’s just academic curiosity you’re better off reading about it in your off time and actually  sleep  at some point.”

“Agree to disagree.”

“Oh fine, perish of exhaustion for all I care,” he sighs, focusing back on his food.

Ron seems to decide that he’s not getting anywhere with his glaring, so instead he turns to Hermione. “What the fuck, ‘Mione?”

She raises her eyebrows. “I beg your pardon?”

He waves at Elric, almost toppling over his own glass of juice. “Why’re you talking to this guy?”

“Because he’s nice,” she says breezily. By her side Elric chokes on his food.

“You think I’m  nice?”

Hermione blinks at him. “Yes?”

He shakes his head. “You’re nuts.”

“See?” Ron gestures wildly. “He’s an asshole!”

“He’s not, at least not anymore than  you,  Ronald,” she narrows her eyes at him. “Or have you forgotten how  we  started out?”

Ron winces. “That’s different.”

“I don’t see how.”

“Hey,” Elric says, and it takes Harry a moment to realize he’s talking to him. “Could you pass the gravy?” He does so, wordlessly, unsure what is even happening. “Thanks… uh?”

“Harry Potter,” he says on autopilot and Elric’s eyes widen slightly.

“Oh, you’re the kid who can talk to snakes, right? Hermione said that earlier, and I don’t get it. How does that work? Snakes don’t have ears! How do they even realize you’re talking to them? Is it some magical ability that just projects your thoughts into the snake’s brain? Do you understand them? Why did everyone think you were related to Slytherin because of that?”

“Uh…” Harry isn’t sure he caught even half of that, and Ron whips around.

“Why do you wanna know?”

Ed shrugs. “It just sounds interesting, I’ve never heard of being able to talk to snakes.”

Ron blinks, taken aback. “Are you muggleborn?”

“Why does everyone ask me that?” Elric shakes his head. “No, I’m a pureblood, not that it matters.”

“How does it not?” Ron frowns. “You’re a  Slytherin,  of course it would matter to your kind.”

“My kind?” Elric raises his eyebrows. “What the fuck?”

But Ron doesn’t seem to really listen and instead turns back to Hermione. “After everything they’ve done,  how  can you buddy up to this guy?”

“I told you,” she grits out, eyes burning. “He’s  nice.  Maybe have a proper conversation with him before you start being your usual antagonistic self.”

Ron and Hermione devolve into a full blown argument and Harry wisely decides to stay out of it. He clears his throat, throwing Elric a wary gaze. “So… I don’t know how snakes hear me? I actually didn’t know they don’t have ears?”

Elric hums around his fork. “So, do you just, like, speak like normal and they somehow get the gist?”

Harry shakes his head. “I speak a different language, apparently. I don’t hear it myself, but only parselmouths understand it.”

“Wait, what?” Elric frowns. “It’s just another language?”

He shrugs, scratching his fork around in the gravy on his plate. “It kinda is? But you can’t learn it, you need the genetic ability to speak it, I guess, and then you can just do it.”

“How the fuck does that make any sense?” Elric is gesturing with his hands and frowning now. “So you are born with the full understanding of a whole ‘nother language that’s unlearnable, but how? Language isn’t genetic! I wasn’t born with the full mastery of my native language! This is complete bullshit,” he pauses. “Wait, do all snakes across the world speak this parsel-whatever the same way, or do they have dialects?”

“I don’t know. I once spoke to a boa constrictor from Brazil, but it was hatched in the zoo, and the Basilisk last year wasn’t exactly talkative.”

Elric snorts. “No shit. I wonder if you could talk to a parselmouth from another country  in  parseltongue and understand each other, that’d be really weird but make sense if it really  is  nothing more than a random genetic quirk in some magical people,” his eyes are gleaming. “I wonder if there’s books on that in the library!”

“Why aren’t you in Ravenclaw,” Harry blurts out without thinking, blushing and quickly sipping from his juice.

“You know, I get that a lot.” Elric takes another large bite from his pie and chews thoughtfully. “The stupid hat was debating between all four Houses, actually,” he rests his head in his left hand. “I think it thought that putting me in Slytherin would temper my more reckless tendencies a bit.”

“You were a hatstall between all four Houses?” Hermione interrupts her bickering with Ron to ask, which seems to annoy him. “That’s rare.”

“Is it?”

She nods. “It’s usually just two.”

Elric hums. “It mentioned older ones are more interesting.”

Ron is elbowing him in the side. When Harry turns around to him he has a betrayed expression on his face. “Why are you talking to him?”

“You and Hermione were kinda too busy to talk to me,” he snarks, before amending. “He doesn’t seem… prejudiced towards her, and she and Neville both say he’s nice. We can at least give him a chance, don’t you think?” Harry was still a bit wary of the guy, but he seemed sincere enough during their conversation and was easy to talk to.

If he turned out to be an asshole they can still kick him to the curb.

“Maybe he’s just playing the long con.”

“Why would he?”

“I don’t know!” Ron throws a glare at Elric, who’s busy shoveling food into his mouth as he listens to Hermione talk about previous Sortings of older students. “Maybe Malfoy put him up to something.”

“I don’t know, Malfoy seems kinda mad he’s sitting with us.”

He and Ron turn to the other side of the Great Hall where Malfoy and his posse where glaring daggers at them at large and Elric in particular.

“They’re what?” Elric turns in his seat and frowns when he sees his Housemates quickly avert their gazes. He hums low in his throat and gets up. “Excuse me,” he says, stomping across the Hall to come to a halt in front of Malfoy and the others, talking down at them in what looked like a heated rant. At one point he gestures first at Nott, then back towards their table, and Malfoy seems to try and placate him.

“I wonder what they’re talking about,” Ron muses, sounding suddenly unsure about his previous opinion of the guy.

Whatever it was, Elric ends up sitting down across from them and loading his plate, still seemingly giving them clipped and annoyed responses when they try to engage him in conversation.

“Whatever it was,” Harry says, turning back to his own plate. “Seems he wasn’t happy with them.”





[Sunday, 5 September 1993, Slytherin Common Room]

 

Ed is still (rightfully) irked with the other Slytherins for what they pulled the day before, but he’s also deeply bored this afternoon. He’s worked through all the library books that seemed promising for his little endeavor and doesn’t know how to get into the restricted section without arousing suspicion, so he can only wait for Hermione to get back to him about Ron’s brother the Cursebreaker and ruminate on his research so far.

In other words, he needs a break, and his classmates might as well provide some entertainment.

He walks over to Blaise, because he’s pretty much the one person in this House who seems to have common sense, and plops down on the couch beside him. “Hey.”

Blaise raises his eyebrows at him. “Oh, you talking to us again, sweetheart?”

Ed leans back. “Sweetheart?”

He shrugs. “Not a good petname? Do you prefer honey? Dear?”

“I wasn’t aware that we’re a thing.”

“We aren’t, but flirting’s fun,” Blaise drawls, flipping a page in his book. “I’ll stop if it bothers you.”

“My little brother always calls me a bisexual disaster, so, eh, whatever,” he looks around the common room, frowning when he realizes who’s missing. “Where’s Draco?”

“Trying to find a replacement Seeker,” Blaise mutters, stifling a yawn with the back of his hand. “One of the Chasers went into reserve because he’s focusing on his NEWTs, and Draco would rather play that position, so he has to find someone to play Seeker now or Flint won’t let him.”

“I understood all those words, but it still didn’t make any sense.”

Blaise raises his head with a frown. “What?”

“Is this about this Quatsch game you guys like to play?”

Blaise opens and closes his mouth a few times, then closes his book with a loud slam and shuffles on the couch to fully face him, legs crossed. “Are you telling me that you don’t know anything about Quidditch?”

Ed snaps his fingers in his direction. “That’s the bitch.”

They have somehow attracted the attention of several other students in the room, who are now gathering around them like a crowd unable to look away from a car crash. “Alright,” Blaise says, voice deadly serious. “Your ignorance is disgusting.”

“Okay,” he says, unimpressed. “You get to call me ignorant when you manage to explain electricity to me.”

“Miss me with that muggle stuff,” Blaise waves him off. “We’re gonna explain Quidditch to you now, and you’ll  enjoy it.”

“I doubt that.”

“You don’t get a say in the matter,” one of the boys standing around them says. “Because I’m the Quidditch captain for our team and I won’t stand for this.”

Ed suppresses a smirk as they all start talking over each other to explain the rules and cultural significance of the sport to him, eventually veering off into technicalities and historical precedents and guesses and bets on the World Cup taking place the next year.

None of it really interests him, even as additional information filters into his brain thanks to Truth’s meddling, but he listens anyways. It’s the first time they’re not being stuck up about nonsense and instead all acting like actual children, which does a lot to endear them to him.

Even if the sport sounds like actual bullshit.

“But if that golden ball is worth 150 points, why do the other players even bother?”

This was evidently the exact right — or wrong, depending on perspective — thing to ask, because they all immediately go onto a tangent about historical matches that ended with the team of the Seeker catching the Snitch still losing.

Eventually one of the kids explaining the game to him wanders off to a shelf in the corner of the room and returns with an old, thin book that he thrusts into his hands. “Here,” the guy he now knows is called Flint grunts with an eyeroll.  “Quidditch Through the Ages,  that’s your homework for tonight.”

Ed feels his lips twitch, barely suppressing a smile. “Is that so?”

“Yes,” everyone choruses.

“We need you up to speed for the first match of the year,” Blaise says with a sniff, crossing his arms. “Can’t have you cheering at the wrong times, after all.”

“Right,” he nods, mock-serious. “That won’t do.”

“At least you’re seeing reason, sweetheart.”

“You gotta take me on a date before you get to call me petnames, Blaise.”

He rolls his eyes, put upon. “Fine, first Hogsmeade trip lunch is on me.”

“It’s a date, then,” Ed smirks, yelping as Blaise kicks him off the sofa and sends the small group into fits of laughter.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” Blaise deadpans, not sorry at all, smirking as Ed flips him off.

Just when he was starting to like that prick.

Notes:

14 April 2024: Fun Facts!

This marks the start of Ed's attempt to create an array to destroy Horcruxes without harming their container, as opposed to the traditional methods of using Basilisk venom, Fiendfyre or the Killing Curse. While he tries to do this for lack of knowledge on how to destroy a Horcrux, it might offer an alternative to Harry having to die at Voldemort’s hands, provided he still ends up resurrected via Harry’s blood, that is (read more to find out!). Though it hasn’t happened at this point in Ed’s timeline, Marcoh ends up doing something similar in canon with Philosopher’s Stones.

Chapter 5: Facing Your Fears (don’t run away)

Summary:

Ed faces a Boggart, and it goes about as well as expected.

The saga of Ed slowly and covertly uncovering how Harry destroyed a Horcrux continues.

Notes:

I am so nervous about the boggart scene because there are so many ways it can go aaaaaah.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[Monday, 6 September 1993, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

Turns out Boggarts are shapeshifting beasts that show you your worst fears.

You’ve gotta be shitting me.

Ed can’t deal with this. Not only will he have to face another shapeshifter, no, this one will actually show him his worst fears. In front of the entire class.

Wonderful. Awesome. Fan-fucking-tastic.

It certainly doesn’t help his mounting anxiety that he can’t even be certain what the Boggart will turn into. Ed barely even registers the others’ fears as his mind races with countless possibilities and worse and worse outcomes.

The failed human transmutation? The Gate? Truth? Nina? Winry shooting Scar after all, all because of his stupid big mouth? Losing Al for good? Getting stuck in the fake Gate? Getting assimilated by Envy?

Or—

“Ed!” He blinks out of his reverie, scattered laughter and upbeat music echoing around him. Neville passes him by, a wobbly smile on his face, and Ed looks up to see Snape in the most ridiculous outfit he’d ever seen.

Fuck, he thinks, gloved left hand tight on his wand as he makes to stand in front of the Boggart. His heart is beating like crazy, pulse echoing in his ears.

Ed blinks, and when he opens his eyes—

He sees Winry and Granny on the ground, eyes unseeing. Beneath them the country-wide transmutation circle glows, red energy arcing towards the ceiling. His breath hitches and he watches as their bodies melt, looking so much like Envy’s true form that the world tilts and he smells rotting blood and fire. Then there’s Al, Mustang, Hawkeye—

»You left us behind.« It’s all their voices, overlapping and accusatory, and their heads all turn as one, their unseeing eyes like judgment. »You left us all to die.«

He shakes his head, hands coming up to grab at his hair. When had he let go of his wand? »I didn’t, I swear I didn’t, I—,«

»Liar.« The chorus of voices bears down on him. Beneath their bodies the ground splits open into a bottomless pit, an eye opening and hands gripping at them all and—

“Ed!” There are hands on his shoulders pushing him behind someone, the red light replaced with misty white before Lupin flicks his wand and exclaims. “Riddikulus,” the Boggart vanishing back into the wardrobe.

But all Ed can truly comprehend is the deep sense of dread and urgency constricting his lungs like he’s being sucked back through the Gate. What am I doing? I need to get back I need to stop them I need to save everyone I—

“Ed,” Lupin’s voice reaches him like through molasses, hands firmly but gently gripping his upper arms. Ed can’t see anything but red alchemical energy and the eye of the Gate, his breathing coming out shallow and desperate.

»I’m so sorry,« he whispers. »I’m trying, I swear I’m not leaving you.«

A part of him, a muffled part that’s holding onto sense and reason knows he’s having a panic attack, but the fear gripping him isn’t natural, isn’t rational. It’s like the Dementor, but instead of despair it’s all his fears and self-doubt clouding his head like thick fog.

There are gentle hands on either side of his face, and when he blinks he’s looking into Lupin’s green eyes instead of the abyss of the transmutation. His cheeks are wet and he wonders when he’d started to cry when he couldn’t even remember the last time he’d done so.

“Are you back with us, Ed?”

He has to blink a couple more times before he starts fully registering where he is and what’s going on, his stomach roiling. He slams a hand to his mouth, trying his level best to keep his breakfast down. Lupin’s eyes widen and he quickly drags him over to the trash bin in the corner.

They get there just in time, bile and half-digested food escaping him against his will.

“Fuck,” he groans, his sight swimming again. He half-expects Lupin to chastise his language again, but the man only continues holding him up and rubbing his back.

“I’m sorry,” Lupin says eventually, barely above a whisper. “I didn’t expect you to have quite such a reaction.”

Ed shakes his head, doing his best to get his breathing back under control. He can’t believe this stupid thing made him freak out like that. “You—, you couldn’t have k-known,” he croaks. “I don’t usually re-react like—, like that.” I don’t usually have mental breakdowns, he means but doesn’t say. Judging by the look Lupin gives him the man understands.

Someone clears their throat behind them and Ed sees dark skin out of the corner of his eyes. “Here, Professor, he dropped his wand,” Blaise says quietly, dark eyes looking anywhere but at him.

“Ah, thank you, Blaise,” Lupin takes the wand from him and puts it in Ed’s robe pocket for him when he sees his hands shake too much for him to do anything but grip at his knees. “Would you be so kind as to walk him to the Hospital Wing? You already did the Boggart, after all.”

“Of course,” Blaise mutters, waiting silently as Lupin helps Ed stand back up. His ports ache something fierce, and he’s reminded of the day he and Granny unearthed that thing.

He almost retches again at the memory.

“I’m fine,” he grits out, rubbing his gloved left hand over his face. Blaise snorts, and when he checks he can see Lupin give him a look.

“You are not, Ed,” he raises his hand when Ed opens his mouth to protest. “You just had a panic attack, you are going to the Hospital Wing, are we clear?”

He scowls, swallowing his protests. “... fine.”



Madam Pomfrey eyes them with the kind of contempt reserved for doctors who have to deal with too many reckless patients. “And what exactly happened that you were sent here?”

“Nothing,” Ed grits out, throwing Blaise a warning look. “Professor Lupin just worries too much.”

“He had a panic attack and threw up after facing his Boggart,” Blaise says eerily, ignoring him entirely when he slaps at his shoulder. “Professor Lupin asked me to bring him here for a check up.”

“Traitor.”

“Moron.”

“Enough!” Madam Pomfrey snarls, hands on her hips and glaring daggers at them. “You,” she points at Ed. “Sit down.”

“Yes, ma’am,” he sighs, trudging over to the bed she pointed out and plopping down, grumpy and sulking.

“Well,” Blaise drawls, dropping Ed’s book bag beside him. “Have fun, I suppose.” His grin is all teeth when Ed flips him off, turning around with a flutter of waving fingers and billowing robes.

Madam Pomfrey returns with three vials of different potions. She holds up the first, a blue color. “Calming Draught against shock and trauma—,”

“I’m not traumatized,” Ed grumbles, but one look at her face has him accept the bottle and swallow it in one go, the peppermint taste not as bad as he feared it would be.

Next she holds out the turquoise one, a silver mist rising up as he uncorks it. “Draught of Peace against any lingering anxiety.” This time he doesn’t complain and instead just drinks it, knowing better than to argue. “And finally an Invigoration Draught to give you energy and counteract the sleepiness from the other two.”

The orange potion goes down as well, and he raises an eyebrow at her. “Can I leave now?”

“No,” she gathers the empty potion vials with practiced motions. “You will stay here until lunch so I can make sure you’re going to be alright, Mr Elric.”

He sighs, bending down to take off his shoes. This was stupid. He’s perfectly fine and doesn’t need all this fussing—

“May I ask if that is a normal Boggart reaction for you, Mr Elric?” The edge to her voice makes him certain that if he said yes she’d rip him a new one for not telling Lupin ahead of time.

“No, this was the first time I’ve seen one,” he responds, lying back on the bed and putting an arm over his eyes.

Madam Pomfrey hums. “Very well, I suppose it couldn’t be helped, then. Try to rest and I’ll wake you for lunch.”

“Sure,” he mutters, listening as she closes the curtains around his bed and walks away. “I’m fucking pathetic.”



By the time he gets to lunch word about his freakout has spread far and wide and Ed is done. One look at the expression on his face is enough for Blaise to get the memo and wordlessly offer him the roll basket.

Others do not.

(he’d been right about Blaise being the only one with any common sense, apparently)

“So, I can’t decide which of you was more pathetic, Potter or you,” Nott jeers at him, chuckling at his own remark. Around them the table is quiet, their last altercation still fresh in everyone’s minds.

“You’re afraid of zombies, you’re hardly one to talk,” Blaise sighs, looking very much done with it all.

Ed has his gaze locked on the roll he’s buttering, trying his best to sound nonchalant. “What was Harry’s Boggart?”

“A Dementor,” the other boy says with the same blasé voice, doing a much better job at it, the prick. “Lupin had to step in for that one, too.”

He hums, putting some ham slices on his sandwich in the making. “Can’t blame him.”

“Oh right,” Nott cuts in again, not to be ignored. “Didn’t you faint on the train? Maybe that’s why you’re friends with Longbottom and that mudblood bitch—,” he’s cut off, eyes widening as his tongue sticks to the roof of his mouth. Nott makes several choked noises, growing red in the face with anger, while Ed ignores him, slowly putting his wand back in his robe pocket underneath the table.

Blaise smirks into his juice. “Langlock jinx?”

Ed hums, taking a bite from his sandwich. It’s answer enough.

For the rest of lunch people leave him alone.



It’s not until dinner that someone tries to bring it up again, and to Ed’s great surprise it’s Draco sitting down next to him with a frown on his face. “Your Boggart—,”

“What about it?” Ed is purposefully turned away from him, intently drowning his mashed potatoes with gravy.

“Just—,” the boy bites his lip, looking mighty uncomfortable. “Do you wanna talk about it?”

“There’s nothing to talk about.”

“You had a pretty bad reaction—,”

“Draco,” he cuts him off, finally turning to glare at him. “Unless you want either a fist or a jinx to the face, you are better off dropping this topic right now. Just ask Nott.”

Draco reels back. “I’m trying to be nice—,”

“I didn’t ask you to be nice, alright?” Ed knows he’s being an asshole, but he doesn’t give two fucks about it. “Go and cry to your daddy about it.” Before he can see Draco’s reaction he’s standing up from the table, dinner forgotten, and making his way towards the dungeons.

He needs a fucking nap.




[Tuesday, 7 September 1993, Great Hall]

 

Elric — Ed? He keeps calling him by his first name, after all — had already been asleep by the time Draco had gone to bed, and he isn’t sure whether to be glad or pissed off about it.

“I’m only gonna say this once,” Ed’s voice suddenly sounds from across the breakfast table, startling Draco out of his reverie. He looks up only to find Ed frowning at him, looking uncomfortable. “I’m sorry about snapping yesterday.”

Draco raises his eyebrows in surprise. “Oh?”

“Shut up and let me finish,” the other boy growls. “Listen, my Boggart… is complicated, and I don’t wanna get into it. It was my first time seeing one, I didn’t expect what it turned into, and my reaction was over the top and embarrassing. Regardless, I shouldn’t have gone off at you for trying to be nice, and I apologize,” a bright blush spreads over Ed’s face then. “Now let’s forget any of this ever happened.”

He considers this for a moment. Normally, he wouldn’t let it slide to have someone rebuff him like that and insult him on top of it, but—

Ed had been right, it’s important to make nice with people, to let small things slide for gain down the line. Sure, he could stay mad, but chances are Ed would stop talking to him, and does he really want that? The guy was weird, yeah, but he also had that something that just seemed to draw people to him, even Blaise, who was notoriously aloof. He’d stood up to Nott and won. He had sat with Gryffindors — with mudbloods and blood traitors and Potter — and yelled at them all for taking umbrage with it.

And not one of them had dared to take offense to it again. Not when he seemed perfectly able to use nonverbal jinxes on them all without getting caught — and no Slytherin worth their salt would ever snitch on another.

Ed was scary, and smart and resourceful enough to make you regret crossing him.

For all his faults and disregard for status he was a force to be reckoned with, wasn’t he?

Wouldn’t it be the exact opposite of cunning to rebuff him for something so minor?

“You owe me for being a rude bitch,” Draco sniffs, smirking as Ed sputters and reels back in indignation.

“... fine.”

He nods, and they leave it at that.



“Harry’s checkmate in three turns,” the snake’s voice suddenly drawls from Ron’s left, and he wants to throw his glass of pumpkin juice at the jerk.

He looks at the board and curses low under his breath.

The git’s right.

“Huh?” Harry looks between him and the intruder, then at the board. “Where did I go wrong?”

“Easier to tell you where you didn’t go wrong.”

He’s right, but he doesn’t have to be so mean about it.

Ron glares at him. “Oh, like you’re better.”

Elric raises a frustratingly perfect eyebrow at him. There’s a barely-healed scar over it, giving Ron pause. Why didn’t he get that treated? “Why’re you the one who’s offended?” He blinks. “And I’m not good, but I’m probably better than him.”

“A troll is better at chess than me,” Harry snorts, tipping over his king and surrendering. He waves at Elric. “How about you and Ron give it a shot?”

Elric shrugs and looks at him expectantly.

Drat, it’s not like he can decline now, it’d look like he’s scared, and he isn’t scared of some stupid Slytherin.

“White or black?”

“White,” Elric says, already moving to set up the board. He starts out with a pawn to C4, and the game is on.

The game goes on for much longer than Ron’s usual ones, and for once he’s forgotten about lunch as Elric eventually moves his rook to B7. Ron moves his king out of the way to H8, only for Elric to move his rook in position for checkmate again.

Ron takes it with his queen and loses his knight to Elric’s bishop.

That’s irrelevant though when he moves his queen to G3 and grins. “Checkmate, Elric.”

He sighs, watching his king remove his crown. “Told you I’m not good.”

Is he for real? “You’re alright,” Ron surprises himself with the admission and quickly moves to pack up his chess set. Lunch would be over soon, and he needed to make sure he’d get some food in his stomach to make it through Charms. “You got pretty close to winning, anyways.”

The smile Elric sends him is all teeth and way too flattered, and Ron hates that he enjoyed the match. It’s rare for him to get an actual challenge these days — nothing quite compares after that game in first year, one day he ought to find the guts to challenge McGonagall for real — and Elric had been close to winning, closer than most people got.

“Thanks for the match,” Elric says, turning to the empty plate in front of him and filling it with food, ignoring the fact that this wasn’t his fucking House table. Again.

“... likewise,” he mutters, stuffing a too-large bite of fish in his mouth at Hermione’s smug face.

What does she know, anyways?




[Thursday, 9 September 1993, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

Ed had been tense throughout the entirety of DADA, just waiting for stupid comments from people in the class or for Lupin to make a big deal out of his… overreaction, but they merely went on with the syllabus and started on Grindylows. He’s just finished packing his stuff when the teacher calls his name, and he sighs.

He should have known, really.

He walks up to the teacher’s desk, feeling utterly tired and done already and incredibly glad it was his last class for the day. “Yes, Professor?”

Green eyes scrutinize him for a brief moment. There’s no judgment there, much to Ed’s relief. “Are you doing alright?”

“Yes,” he replies, curt, voice cold.

Lupin waffles for a moment, and it’s almost enough to make Ed feel bad about his attitude. It’s normal for him to be concerned after what happened, and it speaks to him as a person that he waited for after class and is even asking him in the first place; more than a few teachers were frosty towards him for his House alone.

Ed sighs, deflating a little. “I’m sorry, that came out wrong.”

“It’s perfectly alright,” Lupin placates quickly, looking suddenly uncomfortable. “I really just wanted to make sure you were doing okay.”

“Thank you,” Ed says and means it, really, but this was awkward as all fuck.

The teacher hesitates for a moment. “Do you wanna talk about it?”

“No,” he says, doing his best not to go back to being a prick and not doing a very good job at it. “My Boggart’s none of your business, no offense.”

“None taken,” Lupin’s lips twitch like he’s resisting a smirk. “It’s an open offer, though. If you need to talk to someone I’ll be happy to listen, Ed.”

Ed flounders. “Oh. Uh, thank you, Professor,” he makes to turn, gauging if Lupin wants to say more, but he merely smiles and waves him off.

Thank fuck.

Just as he’s about to breathe a sigh of relief he stops short again, noticing Draco and Blaise standing by the open door of the classroom. The former raises an eyebrow. “You done here?”

He blinks. “Yes?”

“Good,” Draco rolls his eyes and grabs his wrist. “Let’s get to dinner, I’m starving.”




[Friday, 10 September 1993, Hogwarts Greenhouses]

 

Ed is focused on the textbook when someone sits down beside him. He looks up, surprised at Neville’s presence. “Huh?”

“Wa—,” Neville frowns, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath before he tries again. “Wanna team up?”

Ed gapes at him. “You realize I somehow managed to kill the Mandrake sapling I was supposed to raise, right?”

Neville raises an eyebrow at him. “You teamed up with me in the class I notoriously suck at, I figured I should return the favor.”

“Are you sure?” He turns to look at the wilty leaves of the new sapling he received from a very reluctant Sprout.

“Yeah, we need these to actually grow up, can’t have you kill one per week, mate.”

Ed sighs, letting his head fall onto the textbook. “Okay. Thank you, Neville.”

“No problem,” he hears him respond, walking away to gather his things and move them to his spot in the greenhouse.

“Why are you short on Mandrakes, anyways?” Sprout had said they needed to raise a bunch of them to replenish the school’s stores, but hadn’t mentioned why. The rest of the class had seemed to know, but no one had bothered to tell him.

Neville looks at him in confusion for a moment before he seems to realize something. “Oh, right, you weren’t here,” the boy looks around to make sure no one is listening, lowering his voice to answer. “So, last year a bunch of students got petrified by a Basilisk, and Mandrakes are the main ingredient for the potion to cure that.”

Ed frowns. “Don’t Basilisks kill?”

“Yeah, normally. It was seriously lucky no one died; everyone looked at it through reflections, so they only got petrified.”

“Huh, that is lucky,” he admits, taking the various bottles of plant fertilizer from Neville. “So because you needed so much of the potion the Mandrake store is low?”

“Pretty much,” he shrugs, making to measure out the exact solution of the fertilizer they’ll need, Ed relegated to merely handing him the vials he needs. For someone who sucks at Potions Neville is surprisingly good at mixing this. Go figure.

“Hey Neville?” The boy hums, intently focused on the mixture. “Thanks.”

He throws him a blinding smile, then returns to work.

Notes:

I headcanon that Team Mustang play chess against Ed when they're bored and he's around, and while he's not amazing he's still better than Mustang, much to his chagrin and Ed's glee.

The match between Ron and Ed is based on Ivanchuk vs Yusupov 1991 btw, because I suck at chess. Like seriously suck. So I literally googled "famous chess games" and picked one at random lmao.

There are like three ways to make Ron like you: food, chess and saving his life. I figured chess would be the funniest way for Ed to get in his good graces. Ed is more like Mustang than he realizes.

Chapter 6: Such a Crazy World (we’re all mad here)

Summary:

Buckbeak. Also, wait, is that a metal arm?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[Wednesday, 15 September 1993, First Floor Corridor]

 

Ed first sees her when he ducks around the corner into the library hallway to skip History of Magic.

Her hair is a wild mess of silver-blond, her pale face tipped up towards a wooden beam running across the ceiling. Following her gaze Ed sees several pairs of shoes dangling from it, and, checking, finds her feet bare.

He comes to a stop beside her, one eyebrow raised. “Need a hand?”

She doesn’t startle, but turns her face towards him. Her eyes are the same pale color as her hair, and Ed idly wonders how odd they must look next to each other. “That would be lovely, thank you.”

Ten minutes later he has levitated her shoes off of the beam and sat down beside her, trying to untie the knotted laces. “So, how did they end up there?”

“The others don’t like me much, so they like to pull pranks like this.”

Ed frowns. “That’s stupid.”

She lets out a quiet breath through her nose like silent laughter. “I’m Luna Lovegood, by the way. Thank you for your help, Edward.”

He almost asks how she knows his name, but then remembers that almost everyone must, at this point. “It’s a given to help people, if you are able.”

“It’s not, but it should be,” she hums, slowly putting a pair of shoes she’d untied on her feet. “You’re a very kind soul.”

“I don’t know about that,” he mutters, finishing with the last of her shoes. “Is there any other stuff I can help you get back?”

Luna tilts her head, and it reminds him a bit of a puppy. “No, it’s too early in the year for it.”

“That doesn’t exactly make me feel better about leaving you to your own devices.”

She smiles. “Don’t worry about me.”

Ed rolls his eyes and gets up, offering her his left hand to help her up. “I’m an older brother; I always worry about my juniors,” he rubs at the back of his neck, averting his eyes. “If you need help or someone bothers you, just give me a holler; I’ll make sure to… let them know what’s wrong with their behavior.”

Luna’s smile grows a little wider. “I will keep that in mind, Edward.”




[Friday, 17 September 1993, Hogwarts Grounds]

 

Looking at the giant… Chimera-thing — Hagrid had called it a Hippogriff, but that thing was a fucking Chimera, no way is that natural what the fuck — he very much understands the comment about the previous professor’s remaining limbs from the Welcome Feast.

He is staying well the fuck away from that, thank you very much.

“Ts,” Draco mutters next to him, rolling his eyes at the startled yelp Harry lets out as the beast fucking takes flight. “If Potter can do it the thing can’t be as sharp and dangerous as the big oaf claimed.”

“Draco,” Ed starts, giving him a deadpan look. “Did you see that thing’s claws? They were the length of my forearm, I’m staying right here with my feet firmly planted on the ground.” I’ve had enough encounters with Chimeras to last me a lifetime.

He’s startled out of his sudden reverie by the thing landing back on the ground with a very disheveled and flushed Chosen One on its back.

And then things go to shit, because when have they ever not?

Draco pushes forward from the huddled group of Slytherins with the kind of swagger that tells of pain to come at the hands of Fortuna and common sense, and Ed seriously debates just letting it all play out because he’s not Draco’s fucking mother.

But as he’d told Luna, he can never leave well enough alone where people younger than him are concerned.

The Chimera-Hippogriff-fucking-whatever rears back onto its hind legs, wings spread and claws extended, ready to maul a very stupid rich brat to ribbons. Before it can come to that, Ed has pushed Draco out of the way and raised his right arm up to protect his face from the attack.

The sound of claws scraping against steel screeches throughout the clearing and confuses the beast enough to make it recoil. Hagrid is quick to reign it in and distract it with food, while Ed makes sure that his automail is still in one piece because he kind of doubts a fucking Reparo is enough to handle it if it is broken.

It’s intact, though slightly scratched, and he sends a quick thank you to Winry for her immaculate handiwork before he rounds on Draco, still sitting on the ground covered in wet leaves. “You! What the fuck was that, huh? Are you fucking suicidal?” He throws up his arms, heedless of the fact that his right sleeve is absolutely shredded and his automail on full display. “I swear I should have just let that thing maul you and teach you a lesson on common sense! I can’t believe—,”

“Uh, Ed?” He whirls around, some choice expletives on the tip of his tongue, only to come up short when it’s Hagrid who’d spoken. “You and Malfoy should… probably go to the Hospital Wing.”

“We’re fine,” he rolls his eyes, waving at Draco with his right hand, dismissively. “The most this idiot got is a bruised ego, which is the least he deserves.”

“Your arm—,”

“Is fine—,”

“Please?” Hagrid is fumbling with his fingers, obviously nervous, and Ed deflates. He was a freshly-minted teacher, of course he was overly cautious.

“Alright.” He turns back to Draco and hauls him up by his robes like an unruly kitten and pushes him ahead of himself, never relenting his hold. “Let’s go, you stupid bellend. If you’re lucky I won’t beat your ass before we get to Pomfrey.”

 

Back with the rest of the class, Ron speaks up into the silence left by Ed’s truly remarkable string of expletives. “So, I wasn’t hallucinating, right? His right arm’s metal, right?”

 

Madam Pomfrey looks at them the exact same way she had the previous week, deeply annoyed at their presence and a hair’s width away from slapping sense into them.

Ed is inclined to let her do it, to Draco, at the very least.

“What happened this time? Can I not go two weeks without seeing your face, Mr Elric?”

He gives her his best blank stare. “Don’t yell at me, this is all on Draco; the dumbass thought it was smart to start a fight with a Ch—, Hippogriff and I had to save his ass. Hagrid was just worried, but if Draco has more than a bruised ego and tailbone I’d be surprised.” He throws his friend a withering glare.

(when had he started considering this dumbass his friend anyways?)

“And you?”

He blinks, turning back to her. “Huh?”

“Are you injured?”

Ed snorts, not thinking when he waves his right arm in her direction, the sleeve ripped apart up to his elbow and automail on full display. “Nah, the thing just got my automail, only left a few surface scratches on the plating.”

“What in Merlin’s name is that?!”

He leans back at her suddenly raised voice, looking between her horrified face and his arm, before it dawns on him and he curses himself. So I guess automail is not a thing here. “A… prosthetic?”

“Why,” Draco croaks, expression pallid. “Do you have a prosthetic arm?”

“Because… I lost my regular one?” He intends to say it like he thinks the question is stupid, which he does, but it ends up sounding a little unsure. Can wizards regrow limbs and this just makes him suspicious?

Both Pomfrey and Draco pale even further, taking in twin breaths of apprehension. Madam Pomfrey’s voice quivers when she asks. “How did this happen, if I may ask?”

How the fuck am I supposed to answer that?

Aw, fuck it, when in doubt just use his tried-and-true excuses. “Last civil war, when I was eleven,” he hesitates, then pulls his pant leg up for good measure. “Left leg from the mid-thigh down, too. Arm from the shoulder.”

Draco turns around, muttering repeated what-the-fucks under his breath, and Ed thinks that’s a bit of an overreaction. Then again, he doesn’t actually know how common lost limbs are in this world, so maybe his standard of ‘every other person is missing at least something’ is not a good fit for this place.

“Are you telling me,” Pomfrey says, voice pressed. “That you lost two limbs to Dark Magic when you were eleven?”

Eh, close enough. “Yeah?”

“Merlin and Morgana,” she mutters. “Why didn’t you tell me? Do they need special maintenance or medical care? How do they even work, you seem able to move them like regular limbs, I’ve never seen something like this before!”

He blinks, momentarily lost. “Was I supposed to tell you?”

“Were you supposed to tell the school nurse about your medical history?” She glares, looking ready for slaughter. “Yes!”

“Fair enough,” he concedes with a shrug. “I can do basic maintenance myself, it’s just cleaning and oiling for the most part. Cold and pressure changes like storms make the ports ache, but for the most part it’s fine.”

Pomfrey looks green in the face. “Ports?”

Ed sighs and loosens his tie, unbuttoning his shirt to reveal his shoulder joint. He doesn’t miss the way Pomfrey’s eyes first lock on the scarring there, and then take quick inventory of the scars scattered across his torso. He gestures at the joint. “So, the automail — that’s what this type of prosthetic is called — connects to these ports, and there are wires connected to my nervous system so my brain sends impulses through them, which in turn moves the limbs. It’s more complicated than that, but I’m no expert.”

“You have metal screwed into your body?!” Ed had almost forgotten Draco was even there. “Why the fuck.”

“I mean, I didn’t wanna walk around two limbs short, you know? Kind of a hassle. My country is sort of known for these types of prosthetics, because of the constant warmongering. Got lots of vets with lost limbs around. Most people don’t even get them because the surgery is so painful; you can’t get anesthetics or painkillers because it involves your nerves, so you have to be conscious and stuff.”

Pomfrey takes a deep breath. “And you were eleven?”

“Uh, yeah?” Why is she so hung up on that? Suddenly feeling self-conscious he starts buttoning his shirt back up but gets stopped by her hands on his.

“And these other scars?”

Ed shrugs. “I’m accident-prone.”

“Why didn’t you get these wounds treated so they wouldn’t scar?”

That’s a thing? “Didn’t see the point.”

Pomfrey looks like she very much would like to slap some sense into him, which, rude, Draco is right there, but seems to think better of it. “... Both of you, sit down until the end of the school day, I’ll send for Albus to talk about… the incident in class, I suppose.”

They do as they are told, Ed buttoning his shirt all the while. Draco, for his part, looks like he’ll hurl at a moment’s notice.

Oh, right, he almost forgot.

“So, Draco,” he starts, voice overly cheery. “I’ll ask you again, what the fuck was that stunt?”

His friend — he needs better friends — startles. “I—,”

“Because,” he cuts him off. “Let’s assume you were right and the Hippogriff was harmless, what would that have accomplished? Nothing. And worst case scenario you’re wrong — which you were — and fucking die. I was so fucking tempted to just let you fall on your ass back there, and you are so fucking lucky I stepped in because you would have gotten ripped to shreds by that thing if I hadn’t. Do you have any common sense? Are you suicidal? Are you just a goddamn fucking moron?”

Draco blinks, cheeks coloring slightly in embarrassment. “No, Ed, I just… Potter always has to make everything about himself, and it’s annoying. I figured—,”

“You do realize that you made everything about yourself earlier? And give the kid a break; he got orphaned at one, and almost killed every school year, let him have some fun if that’s what he wants. You’ve got parents and friends and don’t have various killers after you all the fucking time,” Ed sighs. “If he annoys you so much then just ignore him. If he wants attention, which I don’t actually think he does, then the best thing you can do is not give it to him.”

He leans back on the bed and stares at the ceiling. “I think you’re a good kid, deep down, Draco, but you make it very hard to like you when you pull shit like this, and it gets very hard to justify to my other friends why I hang out with you, you know? Just… get over yourself, because this? Isn’t a good look, my guy.”

Ed sees Draco look at him for a moment out of the corner of his eyes, before he sighs and takes out his wand, muttering a quiet Reparo to fix his sleeve. “I’m sorry.”

“You better be,” he snorts, nudging him with his shoulder. “Moron.”

They wait in companionable silence for Dumbledore and Pomfrey to show up, and the headmaster looks surprisingly serious for once. “Hello.”

“Hey,” Ed mutters, waving lazily. He almost smirks at the glare from Pomfrey.

“Now,” Dumbledore starts, seemingly unperturbed by Ed’s lack of respect. “What exactly happened?”

Ed exchanges a look with Draco, raising his eyebrows as if to say watch your mouth. Draco swallows and looks at Dumbledore, looking appropriately contrite. “I… was reckless, and provoked the Hippogriff during class. Ed intervened and saved me, and neither of us got hurt. It was my mistake, I’m sorry.”

Ed watches as Dumbledore’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise before he schools his features, and Ed almost bursts out laughing. “... I see. Ten points from Slytherin, for your lapse of judgment, Mr Malfoy. Fifteen points for Slytherin for helping your classmate, Mr Elric. I hope you will think about the consequences of your actions next time, Mr Malfoy.”

Draco bites his lip like he has to refrain from a dumb comment — so he can learn — and nods, silent.

“Very well,” Dumbledore says, turning to Pomfrey. “Now that this is settled, I will leave them in your capable hands, Poppy,” with that he leaves in a flurry of purple robes and silver hair, and they lapse back into silence as they wait for Pomfrey to finally release them from her clutches.

(Ed thinks it’s mostly punishment for being reckless)

 

A little after class is supposed to end Blaise and Pansy show up in the Hospital Wing with their bags in tow, and Pomfrey finally lets them go. As their little group makes their way towards the Great Hall for an early dinner Pansy holds Ed back, face troubled and hand hesitant on his right arm.

“Yes?”

“Just,” she bites her lip and frowns. “Thank you, Ed, for saving Draco. He can be a bit of a reckless git.”

Ed snorts. “I’ve noticed. It’s no problem, Pansy.”

She hesitates again. “Your arm—,”

“A prosthetic,” he shrugs. “It’s old news, don’t worry about it.”

Pansy looks like she wants to protest and pry, but thinks better of it. “... alright, let’s go get dinner, I guess.”

 

It’s evident that news about his automail has spread because if anyone gossips more than small towns and the military, it’s teenagers at a boarding school. Whispers and not very covert glances follow him to the Slytherin table, and if he was less used to it he might feel on edge. As it is he’s just bored.

“You know,” Blaise hums, offering him the bread roll basket. “That explains why you are using your non-dominant hand all the time, actually.”

(Blaise is easily Ed’s favorite person at this school for his overabundance of common sense in the face of generalized idiocy)

“You noticed?” Ed rips a roll apart and dunks it in his tomato soup, taking a thoughtful bite.

“Not at first, but when you beat the snot out of Nott—,” Pansy hides her laughter with a cough into her hand. “You led with your right hand, and I’m told that’s how you can tell someone’s dominant hand.”

Ed whistles. “You’re right. It took a bit over a year to get the surgery and rehabilitation over with, and since I don’t have a sense of pressure with it I had to train myself to do more delicate stuff with my left.”

Draco pales again at the mention of surgery, while Pansy and Blaise look confused but decide to shrug it off. All three of them let the topic go, though, and Ed is grateful for the fact.

Especially when things inevitably escalate.

 

It’s Nott, because of course it is.

Ed isn’t entirely sure just why the guy has it out for him this badly. He had made it abundantly clear that he was not impressed with him, not scared by him, and didn’t think he was worth his time.

Yet, somehow, Nott insisted on trying to rile Ed up, and it was getting old very, very fast, faster even than being locked in a cell in Fort Briggs.

(fleetingly, Ed even considers that he’d rather invite Ling out for an All You Can Eat Buffet for a week straight than exchange another word with the kid, and isn’t that a testament to his exasperation?)

“Oi, freak.”

Ed is uncomfortably aware that the way he groans internally is likely how Mustang felt whenever Ed was being a little shit, and resents Nott for that just a little bit more. “Yes?”

“How did that happen?”

It’s a rude question from anyone but medical personnel, mechanics and people Ed calls at the very least close acquaintances, even coming from a culture where automail was ubiquitous and lost limbs just another fact of life. But it was especially rude from this fucker. “None of your business.”

“Oh, I see,” Nott says, and Ed is inclined to think he doesn’t actually see at all. “You fucked around with Dark Magic and blew off your own arm, huh? Go figure.”

It was uncomfortably close to the truth, if Ed considered magic and alchemy as equals, which, technically, they were. Truth had said they work on the same principles, but he refused to entertain that line of thinking out of sheer, asinine stubbornness. He’d already let Pomfrey and Draco assume it had been Dark Magic that cost him his limbs, though gave them the same excuse he’d given Wrath, years ago when the leash of his silver watch had merely been metaphorical.

But Nott, in his stupidity, had somehow hit the nail on the head, and Ed feels disdain like acid rush through his veins.

“What if I did?” He meets Draco’s gaze across the table they were sitting at, pale blond eyebrows raising in question. There is a glimmer in his eyes that tells of faint amusement, likely from Draco’s own tendency to fuck with people. “Heard your daddy likes to fuck around with Dark Magic himself. Pot and kettle and all that, don’t you think?”

Nott frowns, baring his teeth. “Watch your mouth, freak, not like you know anything.”

“I know more than you think, I’d wager,” Ed drawls, turning slightly in his seat and draping an arm lazily over the back of his chair. He’s bluffing hard, completely relying on the bits and pieces of disjointed knowledge Truth had provided him, but he seems to have hit bullseye with the way Nott is reacting. Ed takes a stab in the dark, and hopes it won’t backfire as badly as Mustang’s last gamble had. “Hey, which was it, again? Left or right arm?”

The sudden silence in the common room could drown a man, and Nott pales, turning to Draco with a look of hatred so fierce it almost takes Ed aback. “What did you tell this foreign piece of shit, Malfoy?” He hisses the question out from between grit teeth, but the room is so quiet he might as well have shouted it.

“Draco didn’t tell me shit,” Ed steps in before Draco can even think to answer. “I’m just not as ignorant as you lot seem to be. There’s such a thing as books and newspaper articles you can read in this place called a library. Maybe try that sometime.”

“Oh, fuck off—,”

“No, you fuck off,” Ed says, voice edged with warning. “Or I’ll start actually being serious.” He wouldn’t. Couldn’t. Ed hadn’t faced fucking Kimblee with deadly intent, and he wasn’t gonna face a literal child with it either.

(he ignores the voice that tells him that Nott was a year older than Ed had been when he had become a dog of the military, a human weapon, that most would consider him a child, too)

But Nott didn’t know that, probably. And perhaps the last time Ed had thrown him on his ass was clearer in his mind than he suspected, because indecision flits over his face. He gets up and walks closer to Nott, just to make sure the lesson sinks in for sure this time. “Listen closely, because this is your last warning, okay? I’ve dealt with worse shit than a little brat like you, and last time? That was child’s play, shitface. I’ve done much worse for much less, and if you don’t want to find out just what that looked like, I advise you to shut the fuck up and leave me alone. Are we clear?”

Ed doesn’t actually wait for an answer and instead turns his back on Nott in clear dismissal, making it obvious that he didn’t consider him a threat on any level, and gathers his homework, walking right past him and to the dorms.

Not for the first time he wishes he could be dealing with the Ministry of Magic instead of children.




[Saturday, 18 September 1993, Quidditch Field]

 

Draco had suggested it at breakfast in an obvious and piss-poor attempt to distract from what had happened last night in the common room, the very obvious words between the lines of what Nott had spit: that Draco’s father had been a Death Eater the same as Nott’s.

(the thing is Ed didn’t not care that one of his friend’s dad was a fucking magic nationalist with genocidal ambitions, but he also didn’t feel like he could really judge — his country had committed atrocities out the wazoo, and he was a part of the same military that had perpetuated senseless genocide, had only escaped the fate of having to commit one himself by the skin of his teeth.

Besides, Draco was his own person and not his dad, and it would be unfair to judge him for that)

“You’ve really never sat on a broom before?” Draco and Blaise are looking at him like he’d grown a second head, though given the general state of the wizarding world they might not have actually batted an eye at that turn of events.

“Nope,” he says, popping the p and eyeing the sleek black and silver brooms in question lying innocently at their feet. “Never ever.”

“Weirdo,” Blaise snorts, rummaging in his pockets and coming up with a stopwatch and a golden ball, handing both to Draco. “Are we sure you’re a pureblood?”

“We just don’t care for flying and Quidditch back home,” Ed lies through his teeth, straight-faced. “And I don’t see why I have to start caring now just because I’m in Great Britain.”

Draco rolls his eyes, having both brooms fly up into his and Ed’s hand with a twist of his wrist. The unexpected impact has Ed stumble slightly and sends the other two into a fit of snickers. “I told you, one of the Chasers wants to go into reserve to focus more on his NEWTs and I’d rather play Chaser than Seeker, but I have to find a replacement first.”

“And your best bet is the guy who’s never sat on a broom and doesn’t give a shit about this silly game?”

“My best bet is the one guy I haven’t asked yet. Everyone else either didn’t want to or sucked ass.”

“I don’t want to, and probably suck ass.”

“Probably is the important detail here. We don’t know until we try.”

“Merlin’s beard, you two sound like an old married couple,” Blaise gripes, making for the stands. “I can’t listen to this.”

“You’re the one who keeps flirting with me,” Ed shouts after him, grinning as the other boy flips him off over his shoulder.

Draco shoots him a look. “You flirt back.”

Ed shrugs. “I’m a bisexual disaster,” he turns to the broom in his hand, leaving it at that. “So, how does this work?”

“You sit on it.”

“Harhar,” Ed rolls his eyes but does it anyways. “I feel silly.”

“It is a little silly that you’re so stupid about this,” Draco agrees, mounting his own broom. “Now you kick off. You know, easy.”

“I will figure this out just to kick you off of your broom,” Ed growls, watching warily as Draco ascends into the air. This is all so fucked. He looks down at the ground, then frowns at the broom he’s clutching tightly. “I swear, if you pull something funny I will do like Colonel Bastard and turn you into a torch,” he mutters under his breath before kicking off the ground.

Then he’s several meters in the air and it’s awesome.

“Whoa,” he breathes, leveling the broom to stop his ascend, looking over to see Draco a few meters away and raising a mocking eyebrow.

“Great, you managed the bare minimum,” Draco snarks, but it lacks any true intent to offend. At this point Ed was sure that Draco wielded snark like Hawkeye her deadpan, liberally and mostly for show. “Now—,”

Ed holds up a hand, focused entirely on the feeling of the whole thing. “Let me try to figure it out first.”

“Are you sure?” Draco actually sounds slightly worried, and out of the corner of his eyes he can see him throw a cautious look at Blaise.

“Yeah,” he affirms, frowning slightly as he thinks. “Blaise can catch my fall with a spell if I fuck up.”

“... that doesn’t fill me with confidence, Ed.”

But Ed is already not listening anymore, slightly pressing his weight to the right as if he was riding a bike rather than a flying fucking broom. And just like with a bike he moves in a light curve. He hums, trying the same with moving left. If he moves his weight to the front slightly, so does the broom, accelerating with the amount of weight he puts into the movement. Up and down are a little harder, mostly because that does not at all translate from riding a bike, but it’s easy enough.

He looks up and tries to move closer towards Draco without staring at the broom like he’s afraid it will buck underneath him and throw him to his untimely death at the hands of gravity.

“Okay,” he nods, more to himself than his friend. “I think I can do this.”

Draco leans back, somehow not making the broom move. That’s something Ed will have to figure out next. “Are you sure? Snitches are fast.”

“Yeah, sure,” he nods, impatient. “I’m used to learning on the fly, just let me try this,” he thinks about his words for a moment. “The pun was not intended, but still funny.”

“Alright,” Draco hesitates, throwing Blaise another look. The boy already has his wand out, the fucker. He holds out the Snitch. “Close your eyes and count to five.”

Ed does, and on five opens his eyes and hears the click of the stopwatch. It takes him three seconds to survey the stadium, another to find the Snitch, and one more to shoot off.

It takes him longer to catch it than he’d anticipated, mostly because he doesn’t have as fine a control over the broom’s movements yet as he’d like. It’s as clumsy as his first few circleless transmutations were, but that had become second nature quickly enough, so he doubts this will be much harder, if he cares to put in the work.

When he gets back to Draco with the struggling little ball in his hand and awkwardly stops his movement beside the other boy, he raises an eyebrow. “How was that?”

Draco gapes at him, then looks at the stopwatch, then at him again. “That was thirty seconds.”

Ed frowns. “Drat, I thought I’d be faster. I overshot a few times, but I think I can get the hang of it with some practice.”

“Ed,” Draco sounds strangled. “Fastest catch ever was three and a half seconds. Thirty seconds is insane.”

“It is?”

“Yes! Especially for someone who’s never sat on a broom in his life!”

Ed mulls this over for a moment, then looks back at the other boy. “So… does that mean I take over as Seeker or…”

“Yes, Ed, of course it does!”

Below them, Blaise lets out an unenthused whoop.

Notes:

22 April 2024: Fun Facts!

Ed reveals to Slytherin House that he knows about Dark Marks this chapter, which at the moment, canonically, is information not widely known - we can infer this from the fact that Snape has to explain to Fudge about what they represent and how they function at the end of the Triwizard Tournament, and that Sirius, likewise, didn't know what Karkaroff might be showing Snape on his left forearm in the same book.
He also, correctly, implies that Nott's father is a Death Eater. Nott was one of the Death Eaters who got off during the post war trials and cleared his name, so while the information that he was implicated is easily accessible, it was never proven in a court of law.
This leads Nott to assume - understandably - that Draco told him, which makes Ed claim it's common knowledge in his country, which is a very obvious lie, and the first time something he has said is provably false.

Chapter 7: The Brave and the Bold (looks can be deceiving)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[Friday, 24 September 1993, Hogwarts Greenhouses]

 

“For the coming weeks I’ll have you foster your own field of Valerian. You will make sure the plants grow healthily, and use magic to support their growth where you deem it necessary. Additionally, I want a five feet long essay on all the uses of Valerian you can think of, in as much detail as possible. You will work in groups of two. Begin.”

Herbology is the only time anyone ever wants to willingly team up with Neville, and he hates it. Because always, inevitably, he ends up doing the majority of the work without being asked, even when he teams up with someone like Hermione who pulls her own weight, simply because she expects him to do the practical work while she does the research.

He hates it.

On the other side of the greenhouse the Slytherins make a wide berth around Ed — even those he seems to be friends with — his inability to keep anything even vaguely belonging to flora alive already infamous.

Ed, who even when told that Neville blows things up on the regular in Potions class, had partnered up with him. Whose knowledge in Potions doesn’t seem to extend to fertilizer. Ed, who almost beat Ron in chess once, who doesn’t seem to give a troll’s ass about blood status, who doesn’t care about Quidditch but somehow ended up Slytherin’s new Seeker. Ed, who heard that Harry can talk to snakes and didn’t freak out but instead asked him a million questions on how it works.

Ed, who doesn’t take crap from anyone and helps without being asked.

(Ed, who is one of two students to faint when faced with a Dementor, implying he has trauma at least similarly bad as Harry Potter. Ed whose Boggart was something out of a fucking nightmare or the fucking Department of Mysteries. Ed, who apparently lost an arm when he was eleven.)

“Hey, Neville,” Seamus taps his shoulder, smiling and looking unsure. “Can we team up? I almost failed Herbology last year.”

He hates it so much.

“Sorry, Seamus,” he says, voice a bit louder than he intends it to be, decision made without conscious thought. “I was gonna ask Ed to be my partner, actually.”

The entire greenhouse is suddenly, eerily quiet, even Professor Sprout pausing where she’s handing out the Valerian seeds. A pair of eyes the color of galleons blinks at him from across the building, lips parted in surprise Neville thinks is really not warranted at all. This isn’t the first time they’ve partnered up, and their Mandrakes are still miraculously thriving despite Ed having been within one foot of them.

Seamus’ lips thin, hand dropping to his side. “Alright, go hang out with the snake again, see where that gets you.”

“Ed’s my friend,” he says with more courage than he thought he possessed. “Maybe I’d be more inclined to team up with you if you talked to me outside of asking me for help.” He gathers his things and walks up to Professor Sprout, wondering at her smile as she hands him the seeds, and walks over to Ed’s spot in the greenhouse, sitting down with something like finality.

“Hey,” Ed says, half a smile on his face as he raises an eyebrow, the scar above it glimmering in the green-tinged light. “That was pretty gutsy.”

“Everything I said was true,” Neville maintains, mentally plotting out their field for the best yield. “Seamus only ever talks to me when he needs my help for something.”

Ed hums, grabbing all the different ingredients for the fertilizer they need. So he can learn in that regard. “I guess a brave Gryffindor shouldn’t surprise me,” there’s something teasing in his tone, and from anyone else it would sound sarcastic. Instead, he sounds sincere. “For what it’s worth, you are a great friend, Neville.”

Neville smiles.

And then promptly rips the vial of Veela tears away from him before he can make the whole greenhouse explode.

“Never ever mix Veela tears with Salamander blood, Ed!”

“Oops?”




[Saturday, 25 September 1993, Quidditch Pitch]

 

Harry only went out to the Quidditch pitch to fly a few rounds and get his mind off of the misery that is his life. Between crazy serial killers, happiness-sucking demons and the prospect of spending Hogsmeade weekends all by his lonesome he really needed some distraction.

He didn’t expect to see one Edward Elric, newly minted Slytherin Seeker, flying rounds where he had planned to do the very same.

The other Seeker notices him as he makes to do what looks like a somersault, freezing like a deer caught in the headlights. Even from the distance he can tell that he’s scratching his cheek like he’s debating what to do, then looks like he sighs before slowly descending towards him.

“Hi,” he says, face rosy and hair ruffled from the wind. “Want me to leave you alone?”

The offer takes Harry aback and he blinks. “Uh, no, I mean you were here first-,”

“Yeah, but I can leave if you want me to.”

Harry really needs to get used to the thought that Elric was nice. Elric, the pureblood Slytherin who’s friends with Draco Malfoy, is nice. He looks at him, really looks at him, the way his braid is pretty much a lost cause after who knows how long he’s been on a broom, eyes a shade of gold even Madam Hooch couldn’t claim her own. He’s wearing the uniform without his tie, and if it wasn’t for the green trim of his cloak he wouldn’t know the difference from any other House member.

When he looks closely he can see scar tissue and metal peeking out from the open collar of his shirt, see what must be oil stains on the white glove he wears to presumably cover the prosthetic he now knows is there. There is a slim scar over his right eyebrow, and it just now occurs to him that he hasn’t seen scars on pureblooded wizards before.

Elric holds himself with an easy confidence that Harry envies. It’s the type of confidence gits like Malfoy try to emulate but can never get close to. Both Malfoy and Elric seem to come from similar backgrounds, and yet Elric comes closer to anything he’d describe as aristocratic than Malfoy could ever even dream of.

Give him a chance, Hermione had said. He’s my friend, Neville had practically shouted at Seamus. He made Malfoy apologize for upsetting Buckbeak, Hagrid had told them when they visited him.

You would have fit well in Slytherin, the Sorting Hat had told him twice.

It’s our choices that show what we truly are, Dumbledore had said.

The stupid hat was debating between all four Houses, actually, Elric had admitted, off-hand.

Harry would have fit well in Slytherin. Elric would have fit in any House.

Elric chooses to be nice in the face of suspicion, chooses to disregard convention, chooses that which is hard when there is an easy way out.

It’s our choices that show what we truly are.

Gryffindors are meant to be brave, and what’s braver than taking chances?

“You know,” he starts, feeling suddenly unmoored. “I wouldn’t mind seeing what Malfoy’s replacement’s got going for him.”

Elric blinks, then smirks and mounts his broom again. “It’s on, then.”

They race each other for a while, stopping when the sun has passed noon by some wordless agreement. They’re just idly drifting across the pitch now, Elric carelessly lounging on the broom like he’s lying on a patch of grass, left leg crossed over the other and arms folded on his chest.

Harry, feeling like he’s been brave enough for one day, opts to sit on his broom like a normal person. “So… why were you out here in the first place?”

Elric’s eyes blink open, his head turning just slightly to look at him before he looks back to the cloudy sky above them. “Figured I should practice some before I make a fool of myself next month.”

Harry frowns at him. “Huh?”

“Oh, I guess you wouldn’t know,” he shrugs. “Last week was the first time I ever sat on a broom, and I’m pretty sure if I had to play any other position I’d get lost on what the fucking rules are.”

He almost drops off of his broom. “Wait, really?”

“Yeah, my country isn’t big on brooms and Quidditch. We use cars and trains like normal people.”

“But,” Harry is so fucking confused. “You’re… a pureblood?”

Elric sighs. “Yes. My country does not enforce the Statute of Secrecy. We all just mingle. Unlike the idiots here I actually know what fucking lightbulbs are, write in actual notebooks with a pen, I can ride a bike, know not to trust that a fucking Protego can keep me from getting shot with a gun — scratch that, I fucking know how to shoot a gun,” he turns back to him, raising one perfect golden eyebrow. “When I said that I don’t give a fuck about blood status? I meant it. It’s nonsense.”

“Huh,” is all he manages to say to that, and it makes Elric snort.

“So, why were you here?”

Right, he supposes turnabout is fair play. “Trying to get my mind off of how much my life sucks.”

“You’re thirteen, how much—, wait, nevermind, Chosen One, Defeater of Voldemort, hunted by a deranged serial killer. Right, yeah, I can see why you’d need a break.”

Harry blinks, taken aback. “You… said his name.”

Elric frowns up at him. “Yes?”

“Huh,” is all he says again, ignoring the other teen’s confusion. “So, you can really shoot a gun?”

“Yeah,” he shrugs, like it’s no big deal. “Learned when I was twelve, not a fan, but I’m really good.”

“Why did you learn it when you were twelve?”

“Military dictatorship, gotta teach ‘em young.”

He kinda gets that, but—, “You’re a wizard though.”

Elric stills, something dark flashing over his face for a moment. “Riddle me this: if Voldemort had pointed a gun at you when you were a baby instead of trying to use magic, would we be here right now, talking, or would you be six feet under?”

Harry shudders, and not just at the uncomfortable coincidence of Elric using the word Riddle in a conversation about Voldemort, but because he doesn’t know. Would his mother’s protection have extended to muggle means?

“You guys were really lucky,” Elric suddenly says, cutting right through his sudden dread. “If he’d just thrown you out the window he would still be alive and kicking, but nah, gotta do it with his fancy magic stick so everyone knows how super duper awesome he is. Fucking idiot,” he turns to look at him again, and suddenly he looks much older than fifteen. “Magic is, ironically, not a magic fix-it-all. There are some things in this world even magic can’t do, and it would do you lot well to remember that.”

Harry swallows, his throat suddenly dry. “Like what?”

“Like bring back the dead,” he says it with conviction, like he knows it for a fact. “Death is the one single constant in this world, Harry, and no one can escape it.”

He wants to argue. He’d faced Voldemort’s living shadow, faced his memory brought to life but—

Was that truly life? Was that being alive?

Was escaping death truly worth it to exist like he did?

Harry wants to say something, anything, ask him how he can be so certain, when Ron’s voice calls up from the ground, and they both turn to look at the redhead and Hermione standing at the edge of the pitch.

“Huh, guess it’s time for lunch,” Elric says, voice no longer heavy with gravitas and instead back to its light snarkiness. “Didn’t think we’d been out here that long.”

They land, feet meeting the ground in tandem. Harry doesn’t miss the narrowed glare Ron sends Elric’s way — should he call him Ed? He uses his first name…

“Hey, Ed,” Hermione greets the boy with a bright smile, chuckling lightly. “Maybe fix your braid before you go to lunch.”

“Huh?” Ed blinks, hands feeling for his bird's nest mess of hair. “Shit, guess that’s to be expected,” he groans, fingers moving impossibly quickly. Not for the first time he wonders what kind of prosthetic works like that; if he didn’t know about it he wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

“Can we go?” Ron grouses, looking like he’d eaten a particularly foul Berty Bott’s Bean. “And sit at the proper table for once?”

Ed rolls his eyes at the pointed barb, his broom flying off to the utility shed with a flick of his wrist. “I love you too,” he snarks, then throws Harry a glance. “Hey, could you show me what parsel sounds like some time? Just curious.”

That catches him off-guard. “Uh, I can try? I’ve only been able to do that with real snakes, mostly, but—,”

“That’s fine, I’m sure we can find a garden snake or something,” Ed shrugs, like it was the easiest thing to just find a random snake slithering about the grounds. “Or conjure one, I don’t know. I really just wanna know how it sounds, and I don’t really buy the whole can’t learn it shtick.”

Harry blinks. “... sure?”

“Awesome, thanks,” he says, patting his shoulder and strolling past them, seeming very intent on getting to lunch for someone who had lost track of time.

“Mate, do you really think that’s a good idea?”

He turns to Ron and shrugs. “I mean, what’s the harm?”

“You and ‘Mione need to be less trusting, seriously.”

“He’s nice,” Hermione snarls, and, well…

“I agree,” Harry finds himself saying, only slightly surprised. “He’s a bit weird, I guess, but we had fun.”

“Harry—,”

“No, Ron, seriously. Give him a chance, okay? He really doesn’t seem like a bad guy.”

Ron doesn’t respond, and Harry supposes that’s for the better.




[Sunday, 26 September 1993, Library]

 

Maybe Elric can fool the others, but Ron would find proof that he’s just another fucking snake.

Even if said snake is spending his Sunday in the fucking library.

Ron squints from behind the shelf to try and make out some of the titles of the dozens of books surrounding Elric like a wall, frowning when he sees nothing but stuff on curse theory and detection spells. None of that had anything to do with their current classes, and it just made the guy more suspicious.

“You know, if you want to spy on me you ought to get better at sneaking around, Weasley.”

Busted.

Taking a deep, fortifying breath he emerges from behind his hiding place and walks over to the guy, frowning down at him when he doesn’t even have the courtesy to look at him. “I don’t trust you.”

“Really? Could’ve fooled me,” he deadpans, turning a page and writing something down in his weird muggle notebook thing with his strange muggle writing thing. “Do you dislike me as a person or is it all because my tie happens to be green?”

“Listen here,” he says, finally getting Elric to look up at him, face bored. “You might be able to fool everyone else, but I know your type.”

Elric’s eyebrows shoot up to his hairline, and he turns in his chair, one arm draped lazily over the back of it. “Oh? And what, pray tell, is my type?”

“You’re a pureblood—,”

“Pretty sure so are you,” the git cuts him off with a derisive snort. “And so is Neville, isn’t he?” Elric sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Alright, fuckface, I’ll be very blunt with you, because evidently you are being purposefully obtuse: I do not care about blood status. It’s nonsense. Absolute fucking trash. I don’t give a shit about your Lord Voldemort—,” Ron can’t help but flinch, and it earns him a very unimpressed look from Elric. “And his Death Eaters. I don’t give a shit about who your parents are or what jobs they have or how much money you’ve got stored away in a vault somewhere. You know what I care about? Whether you’re a fucking asshole.”

“And yet you hang out with Malfoy,” he spits, refusing to back down. His little speech was all nice and well, but he’s not fucking buying it for a second.

Elric snorts. “Oh, he’s a git, for sure, but you know what’s really funny? You two are so fucking similar it’s uncanny. So stuck in your ways, so fucking hypocritical. It’s getting very tiring, but at least Draco tries. You? You are just a bellend,” Elric gets up from his chair, and Ron hadn’t even realized he was a little taller than him. “I know your type, Weasley, and I don’t give a fuck whether you like me or not. But I like Hermione and Neville and Harry, and if you can’t fucking deal with it that sounds like a you problem to me. Now leave me alone, will you?”

Ron watches as he sits back down, an even clearer dismissal than his words had been, and goes back to whatever he’s doing with more books than he’s ever even seen Hermione read at once.

“What’s your fucking deal?”

Elric sighs, running a hand over his face and turning back to him. “Excuse me?”

Ron throws his hands up, exasperated. “You show up, don’t give a flying fuck about anything and just, what, I’m supposed to believe that you don’t have any ulterior motives? Give me a break!”

“I dunno what to tell you, Weasley,” Elric says, sounding put-upon. “But not everything in the world revolves around your ilk’s antiquated bullshit customs and not everyone you don’t like is out to get you. The sooner you learn that the sooner you can stop being an asshole. Now shoo, I’ve got work to do.”

Ron would have stayed and pestered him further, but the unmistakable steps of the librarian are making their way towards them, and Ron knows better than to be in the vicinity of her ire.

So he turns around, and decidedly doesn’t flee.

Notes:

23 April 2024: Fun Facts!

Ed calls Harry the “Chosen One” out loud for the first time — a term which isn’t coined until the summer between Years 5 and 6 in canon, after it has become known to the public that there was a prophecy about Harry and Voldemort. Harry doesn’t really clock this (yet) due to his surprise at Ed calling Voldemort by his name. If he did it would make Ed seem even more sus, especially if Dumbledore or Snape heard of it.
Likewise, Harry thinks it’s a coincidence that Ed used the word ‘Riddle’ in the context of talking about Voldemort, when Ed actually did it on purpose because he thought it was funny.
Ironically Ed is trying to reassure Harry that even if Voldemort seems like he keeps escaping death he isn’t actually unkillable, but it whooshes past our favorite oblivious idiot. Well, he tried.

Chapter 8: When September Ends (i wake to golden leaves on the breeze)

Summary:

Ed can't stop acting sus, and gets a penpal!

Notes:

This is NOT a "werewolves have yellow eyes" AU. Just, you know, thought I should throw that out there. For reasons.

Chapter Text

[Thursday, 30 September 1993, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, Day of the Full Moon]

 

Snape storms into the room like a bat out of hell, and Ed is confused.

“Turn to page 394,” he says, the blinds of the windows closing with every choppy flick of his wand. Ed does so, mostly out of curiosity, and pauses at the subject matter.

“Professor?” Hermione sounds timid, which is not very in character for her. “This is the section on Werewolves, we were only at Redcaps—,”

“Yes, Ms Granger, I am aware,” Snape snarls. “Five points from Gryffindor.”

Out of the corner of his eyes he can see Ron open his mouth, indignant, and Ed wants to sigh. He raises his hand. “Professor Snape? May I ask where Professor Lupin is?”

Snape pauses, his dark eyes moving from Ron to Ed. His jaw twitches, and Ed wonders if Snape’s blatant favoritism is going to win out over his temper. “Professor Lupin has fallen ill, but Madam Pomfrey is certain he’ll be able to come back to teaching by Monday. Now, Werewolves—,”

Ed frowns, turning his eyes back to the book and letting Snape’s voice wash over him, barely heard. These fucking wizards can fix bones in a millisecond, regrow limbs, but the common cold knocks them out? That doesn’t sound right—,

“Pf, why we even gotta learn about them?”

He blinks and turns to Draco. “Huh?”

His friend rolls his eyes. “Just, not like they’re worth learning about.”

“In DADA? Yeah, I guess,” he shrugs, idly reading over the symptoms of the disease. “I mean, they’re still people, lumping them in with beasts is pretty dehumanizing.” There’s silence in the room, and he only now realizes their conversation hadn’t been as quiet as he thought. “Did I… say something wrong?”

Snape tilts his head at him, watching him like he can’t quite figure him out. “It’s an, ah, unconventional viewpoint, Mr Elric.” For your kind, specifically, is implied but not said.

Ed frowns. “But… it’s an illness, right? Just because they transform into overgrown dogs once a month doesn’t make them less human, does it?”

“They’re dangerous,” some kid in yellow pipes up, and he rolls his eyes.

“So is every single person in this room,” he snorts. “There’s an unblockable instant death spell at our disposal but a huge puppy scares you? Really?”

“As fascinating as this debate is,” Snape drawls, sounding anything but fascinated. “The official stance of the Ministry is that transformed Werewolves are beasts, and as such they are part of the curriculum,” he smiles dryly. “If you are so passionate about this topic, feel free to petition for change after graduation, provided you remain in the country, of course.”

As much as Ed would love to keep arguing, because how fucked up is this shit, like seriously, he seems to have once again put his foot in his mouth, several furtive and suspicious glances cast his way.

Oh, they think I’m a Werewolf now, don’t they?

Because why else would a precious pureblood argue for them, right?

»You knew exactly what you were getting me into, didn’t you, Truth?« He mutters under his breath, turning back to the lesson at hand as Snape continues his lecture.

 

When Snape gives them a seven foot long essay on Werewolves as homework, Ed decides that, fuck it, he’ll write a ten foot long essay on why the Ministry policies are bullshit.

They have to hand it in to Lupin, anyways, so what does he care?




[Sunday, 3 October 1993, Quidditch Pitch]

 

The third of October dawns gray and cold and fits Ed’s mood perfectly. The air is misty with the type of fine rain that’s more like a very heavy and wet fog; too much to be comfortable, too light for an umbrella to really make a difference.

And Ed, wanting to be left the fuck alone, decided these were perfect conditions to go for a ride on a broom. No one in their right mind would be out and about in this weather, and he’d get nice and numb just like he liked it on this particular date.

The moment he steps out of the castle it’s like it dropped ten degrees, which, given he rooms in an underwater dungeon, is a feat.

Usually this day is spent ruminating on all the stupid choices and mistakes that led him to this point, but this year it has a distinctly different flavor to it.

Not least of all because he’s alone in a different universe and after a month of research is still no closer to making it back home. How is he supposed to find and destroy a bunch of knock-off homunculi when he’s stuck in a fucking school?

Admittedly he’s really starting to like some of the people — of the friends — he’s met here, but none of them really compare to what he has back home.

And that’s the crux, isn’t it? This is all temporary, won’t last long enough to really matter if he’s lucky… isn’t getting too attached just going to hurt him in the end?

… will Truth even let him remember any of what’s happening here once it’s all said and done? Will they let him just to hurt him further, missing people and a world he’ll never see again for the rest of his life, like a whole new slew of regrets?

Will anyone back home even recognize him once he’s back, or will his time here — months, perhaps years — have changed him beyond recognition?

Will he even recognize himself?

He growls, wiping his wet, disheveled bangs out of his eyes as he stops his broom, sharp and too abrupt. “Get a grip, Elric. Just focus on your job like you always do.”

Sighing he turns to fly back towards the edge of the pitch and call it a day when he notices something move out of the corner of his eyes. He turns more fully towards the area and stops short at the large black dog traipsing along the edge of the Forbidden Forest.

Ed tilts his head, slowly inching closer on his broom. He didn’t think regular dogs lived around the castle, and its behavior wasn’t really normal, either. Most dogs Ed knows hated rain, but this one was just… taking a walk right at the edge of the treeline?

If he didn’t know better he’d think it was almost… scouting the perimeter.

Yeah, that’s what it reminded him of.

He’s just passed the spectator seats when the dog’s head snaps around, its dark eyes meeting his across the distance and stopping him in his tracks.

Then the dog turns and runs off into the general direction of the weird sentient willow tree Neville had told him about, soon lost in the haze of rain and gloom.

“I’d say that was weird,” he mutters to himself, making his way back to the broom shed at the edge of the pitch. “But this isn’t even the weirdest shit I’ve seen this month.”

Maybe, he reasons, the apparent mundanity of it all was what unsettled him. Dogs were normal, its behavior was not. Magic and Dementors and what-have-you were out there and strange in their entirety, but this?

This was weird.

If I still remember this by Wednesday I’ll bring it up to Hagrid, he tells himself, and decides to leave it at that.



Draco watches as Ed makes his way towards the table, drenched from head to toe and looking miserable.

Come to think of it, he hadn’t seen him all day, not even during breakfast or lunch, and if there was one surefire way to run into Ed it was then. Not to mention the weather had been abysmal enough to keep most everyone confined to the castle, what in Merlin’s name had made him go outside?

“Hey,” Ed mutters, right hand reaching for the tea kettle. The movement is stiffer than usual, and Draco vaguely remembers him saying that cold hurts his prosthetics. He sighs after the first sip from the steaming black tea and seems to melt into his seat, eyes closed. “Fuck, I needed that.”

Taking pity on him Draco flicks his wand to dry Ed off, suppressing a smirk as he startles. “Why were you outside of all places?”

Ed’s eyes stare at him, catlike and unreadable, then he blinks and takes another sip of tea. “Wanted to be alone.”

“But weren’t there better places to be alone?”

More staring, and it only occurs to him then that Ed is remarkably good at not blinking. “Maybe, but flying was guaranteed to give me time alone,” another sip, and still no blinking. “Considering Slytherin’s reputation you’d think you guys would be more antisocial, but you’re surprisingly chatty and clingy.”

“You’re a Slytherin too,” Draco argues for arguing’s sake, and finally Ed blinks, finishing off his cup and pouring himself another. “... did something happen? That you wanted to be left alone?”

Ed snorts into his cup, mirthless. “Lots of shit happened, but no, it’s just the day that’s fucky.”

Draco raises an eyebrow, skeptical. “You had a shit day and decided to catch death outside?”

“No,” the other boy shakes his head. “I mean the date.”

He seems to deem the conversation over with and pours himself a bowl of chicken soup.

Draco, meanwhile, tries to make heads or tails of this new information. The date? What’s so special about today?

Lots of shit happened.

Truth be told Edward Elric was both incredibly blunt and honest and closed off and cryptic, and it was hard to figure out the things that he wanted to keep hidden.

The easiest explanation was probably that it was the anniversary of some death in his family, or maybe of when he lost his limbs, but that seemed too mundane, somehow. Normal explanations and Edward Elric just didn’t want to mesh in his head.

His Boggart, maybe? That had been freaky, not least of which because he had not the faintest idea what it even was. There had been people, and while Draco didn’t have much experience with that sort of thing he had gotten the distinct impression that they’d been dead, their eyes somehow empty and unseeing.

If anything, Ed’s reaction confirmed it in his mind.

He’d only known him for a month but he couldn’t reconcile the controlled force of nature that was him with the crying mess that had thrown up in a waste bin.

Had the Boggart shown a hypothetical fear or… had that actually happened? Ed had mentioned multiple wars with nonchalance, and had lost limbs to Dark Magic. Had he seen these people die to… what even was that thing? There had been runes, and he’d read about alchemy using runes and circles to work, but… could alchemy even do something that creepy? All he’d ever read about it suggested it was concerned with conversion of matter, a more stable and enduring form of Transfiguration and prolonging life.

Draco looks on as Ed finishes off his second bowl of soup and fills himself a third, grabs for the tea kettle again.

Ed is an orphan. He’d almost forgotten over everything else, but—

He can’t imagine losing his parents, being left all by his lonesome or having to go live with his blood traitor aunt and mudblood uncle. Ed acts so normal — or his version of normal — most of the time it’s hard to remember that his life is apparently as fucked up as Potter’s, or even worse.

He’s only here so he doesn’t have to fight in a war.

Now that Ed’s dry and has eaten and warmed himself the pallor of his skin and bags under his eyes are obvious. Has he been having trouble sleeping? Draco hadn’t even noticed, and they shared a fucking dorm.

Wow, he thinks to himself, for the first time. I’m kind of a shit friend, aren’t I?

 

He presses the vial into Ed’s hands that night without a word, feeling silly for the gesture.

Ed raises an eyebrow and stares with his unblinking cat eyes again, until Draco breaks.

“It’s a sleeping potion, I asked Madam Pomfrey for it. Your eye bags are embarrassing, Elric.”

He blinks in surprise, but his lips twitch with something like amusement as he uncorks the vial and downs the potion in one big gulp.

They are silent as they get into bed, and Draco almost thinks Ed is just gonna leave the whole thing to never be talked about again, when he speaks up, voice unusually subdued. “Thanks.”




[Monday, 4 October 1993, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

Ed walks up to Lupin sitting at his desk and throws his essay — really, he might have gotten a little bit too into it and written a wholeass thesis, but whatever — in front of him, the thick stack of papers landing with a heavy thud. Lupin blinks, his quill still poised to write whatever he had intended to, and looks up at him, confused. “Ed? What is this?”

“The essay on Werewolves Professor Snape assigned in your absence, sir.”

More blinking. “That… isn’t due until two weeks from now,” Ed shrugs, watching as Lupin reads over the first page and stiffens. “I also don’t recall it being on the topic of ‘Why the British Ministry of Magic’s Treatment and Classification of Werewolves is…” He clears his throat. “Dehumanizing Bullshit in Need of Reform’.”

They stare at each other, and Ed smirks. “Is that a problem, sir?”

To his surprise Lupin snorts, putting a gentle hand on top of Ed’s monster of an essay. “Not at all, Ed, it’s always good to see students so passionate about their classwork.”



Remus reads the entire thing in one sitting and marvels at the fact that Ed had written it in the span of three days. Even more he marvels at the way that any argument he has ever heard or can think of to detract from his stance is shot down with an eloquence he didn’t expect from him. It’s amazingly well-sourced, well-written, well-structured and almost makes him cry.

“Where the fuck did he manage to get all these sources from?” Remus hadn’t even heard of a fraction of these and he was in the thick of the subject matter.

“You alright, deary?” He looks up at Pomona’s question, a steaming mug of coffee held out to him that he takes gratefully.

“Yes, just… that essay Severus assigned my class?” She frowns, nods. “Ed handed his in today.”

Pomona chokes on her drink and vanishes the splatters with a flick of her wrist. “Really?”

“Yes,” he snorts, pushing the monster of an essay over to her. “Completely disregarded the original prompt and needs to learn to stay in the page limit but I’m not even mad.”

Her gaze flies over the first page, and she carefully sets her own mug of coffee aside, skimming over the next twelve pages quickly. It’s not even a fifth of the stack. “I—, Remus what in Merlin’s name?”

“Right?” He sips from his coffee, waving at the essay vaguely. “Every argument you can think of I promise he has eviscerated, every assertion he makes is backed by at least five sources. Pomona, he wrote a budget proposal for the Ministry to fund free Wolfsbane Potion and it’s just a side tangent. This is iron-tight and I have half a mind to just let him walk into Fudge’s office at this point.”

“This would never fly—,”

“Pomona, after reading this essay I’m not worried about whether it would go through or not, but what the everloving fuck this kid would do if it didn’t. Three days. He wrote this in three days.”

“Merlin and Morgana.”

“Is something the matter?” They both turn and look at Albus and Severus walking into the teachers’ lounge, and Remus has never been nice enough not to cause drama.

“I must really thank Severus for assigning that essay last Thursday, Ed handed his in today and I’m ecstatic.” He puts the pages Pomona read on top of the stack again and pushes it over for the both of them to read. “I might be inclined to worry that he is going to topple the Ministry, but I’m not insane enough to try and stop him.”

Severus loses control of his features for a single, glorious moment, before his face goes back to looking like he sucked on a lemon. “I was joking.”

“Pardon?”

“My, what an extraordinary young man,” Albus chuckles, stroking his beard as he flips to the next page. “Though I must wonder at a pureblooded student from abroad being so incensed over this particular topic.”

Remus pauses in his revelry at Severus’ scrunched up face. “That… is a good point, actually. Why does he care about—, oh,” he feels the blood leave his face. “Is… he isn’t, right?”

Severus straightens, his hands hiding in the sleeves of his cloak. “He seemed perfectly healthy on Thursday.”

“He’s fifteen,” Pomona points out, eyes lingering on him for a moment. “Depending on how long—,” she cuts herself off, eyes wide. “He lost two limbs when he was eleven.”

“He told Poppy it was Dark Magic, during a civil war,” Albus says, but—

“That could have been a cover story,” Remus says, throat dry. “If he lost them to a Werewolf, they would have been unable to be regrown by magic means.”

“She did mention that his torso is quite scarred,” Albus concedes. “Said he ‘didn’t bother’ to have them healed properly to prevent any scarring.”

Severus looks quite ill in the face now. “If he is, then he’s not receiving Wolfsbane from me.”

Remus wants to puke. “He’s not just dealing with this on his own, is he?”

“We don’t know for sure he is a Werewolf, Remus,” Albus points out, brow pinched in worry. “Though I believe you should try and… gather some intel, in that regard. Even if he’s not,” he smiles wryly as he taps the essay with a long finger. “He doesn’t seem so prejudiced he’d spread rumors about you, if our worries end up unfounded.”

He swallows. “Right.”

“In the meantime,” Albus says, cheerfully gathering the essay in his hands. “I believe I know what I’m reading before bed tonight. Have a good evening, everyone.”

The three of them are silent for a long moment after Albus has left, then Remus clears his throat. “So, Severus, what was that about a joke earlier?”




[Tuesday, 5 October 1993, Great Hall]

 

A massive honey-colored owl lands in front of Ed and somehow manages not to step on his scrambled eggs or topple over his coffee. “Uh, hi?”

It hoots once, sounding both haughty and friendly, somehow, and lifts one of its wings to reveal a small letter attached to a harness.

Ed blinks, gingerly taking the letter from the owl and awkwardly offering it a slice of bacon. It gobbles it down with grace and flies off without another look his way, leaving him flabbergasted.

“Letter from home?” He looks at Pansy and frowns, inspecting the parchment more closely.

“No, I don’t—, oh,” a smile breaks out over his face when the name on the back of the envelope registers. “Awesome.”

He rips it open, ignoring the inquisitive stares from his friends as he reads over Bill’s letter.

 

Hello Edward (Ed? Hermione didn’t mention which you prefer)

 

So, this is a little awkward since I don’t actually know you, and only know Hermione from stories my family tell me — I don’t even have a mental image to address for this letter, at least you can just imagine a more handsome version of my brothers!

Anyways, Hermione said you might want to become a Cursebreaker after school and that I could maybe help you out by answering some questions you might have? I’m totally down for that, within limits, of course (I have to run all my letters by a Goblin from Gringotts to check if I’m sharing confidential or sensitive information with outsiders, so don’t be too disappointed if I can’t answer something, please).

I know you’re not from Britain, so I don’t know how career prospects or limitations might be like where you’re from, but I’m sure you’ll have considered that, since it’s kind of a dangerous and competitive field to begin with.

Well, I hope to hear from you soon. I gotta go and figure out if the Egyptian wizards cursed trespassers with black boils or spoiled harvests before we open the next tomb. Considering my Herbology grades back in the day the latter might be an improvement to my gardening exploits.

Regards, Bill Weasley

 

PS: Hermione mentioned Ron being a twat to you. Best advice: be a twat right back. It runs in the family.




[Wednesday, 6 October 1993, Owlery]

 

Hi Bill

 

Bold of you to assume I haven’t been a right asshole to your little brother, guess Hermione didn’t mention I’m a dick (to be fair, she thinks I’m nice, so her opinion isn’t valid anyways).

Jokes aside, thank you for reaching out, I’ve been pretty stuck in some of my research here since I’ve gone through all the relevant books in the regular section of the library already, and I have no idea how to get into the restricted section. Can I even manage that? When I asked, Madam Pince just glared at me and I haven’t dared to ask her again…

Right now I’m mostly focusing on detecting curses and how they work in general. It’s not a field of study that’s very popular where I come from, and I’d kind of like to change that when I go back home eventually. Is there any literature you can recommend?

(I will never understand why the runes for black boils and spoiled harvests look so similar, whose bright idea was that? Almost as bad as happy life and life filled with strife, way to make it a toss up between blessing or cursing someone, I guess)

Oh, and don’t feel too bad about being awkward, I’m not exactly a genius at writing letters either. I barely even call home—, wait, you’re a pureblood, do you even know what a telephone is? Whatever, point is, I’m more likely to stick my foot in my mouth between us, so…

 

Hope to hear back from you soon.

Ed

Chapter 9: Epistolary Research (and this hallowed eve in the moonlight)

Summary:

The Blaise/Ed date has arrived!

Notes:

Mistakes were made during the writing of this chapter and the planning of the next twenty. First this one just went on and on and on, and then I made the mistake of looking too hard at the fanwiki for Harry Potter.

This story has fucking lore now (which, incidentally, is retroactively canon to every single other HP/FMA crossover I have written and will ever write, thank me later). Will I manage to organically reveal it in this fic? I fucking hope so, I spent two hours of my fucking life on making it make sense both with canon (as little of it as remains anyways) and what I had already planned from the outset. It also, somehow, makes the first chapter of this fic even better with the glory of hindsight. No idea how my diseased brain came up with it, but I'm sticking with it, because it's fucking batshit insane and I love it.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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[Thursday, 7 October 1993, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

Lupin is watching Ed, and it’s starting to put him on edge. Did the guy think he was a Werewolf, too? Was everyone just gonna ignore that he has spent every night in his dorm room, including one full moon, or did they just not care?

Fuck, he really hates attending school. Especially after all the research he did for his essay. The Ministry was so fucked, he wishes he had the bastard with him so they could do quick work of the government. You know, as a trial run for back home.

Truth, he must be getting desperate, wishing Mustang of all people to be stuck here with him.

Mustang can never find out that he’d rather do politics with him than go to school. The smug smirky smirk would be stuck to his face permanently.

To be fair, Ed had never done well in school settings. It simply bored him to tears.

“Ed, since you deem my lecture so boring you seem close to falling asleep, can you answer my question?”

Ed straightens with a jerk, cursing low under his breath at the snickering coming from most of his classmates. “They primarily inhabit places of great bloodshed, like battlefields,” he starts, trying not to imagine them bathing in the blood of slaughtered Ishvalans. This world was going to traumatize him to hell and back. “They dye their caps with the spilt blood of their victims, hence their names. Their eyes and nails are also red in color, and they are three to four feet tall,” he stares at Lupin. “Did I miss something?”

His teacher makes a face somewhere between impressed and annoyed. “No, that was practically textbook, five points for Slytherin. But, still, at least pretend to find the material interesting.”

Maybe don’t make me feel like a bug under a microscope and I’ll actually look at you, Ed thinks contemptuously, but chooses to push down his annoyance and indulge Lupin. The man isn’t wrong, after all, he’s just fucking bored.

»Never have I wished to be caught up in a train kidnapping more than right now,« he mutters to himself, and despairs.




[Sunday, 10 October 1993, Great Hall]

 

Hey Ed!

 

Ah, I see you know what’s up, are you a big brother? I swear little brothers are the worst, but somehow you love them anyways. Also have you considered that, perchance, you might be nice? Shocking to consider, I know, but if the shoe fits…

The restricted section is actually a bit tricky, it’s usually reserved for sixth and seventh years preparing for their DADA NEWTs because of all the potentially dangerous shit in there, but… how old are you? Hermione mentioned you’re a bit older. Maybe I can figure something out for you.

Detecting whether a curse is there is kind of the point, innit? Usually you can just tell, because the aura of curses disrupts the energy around you. There is something Dark and foreboding around, but if there are shielding charms that can get difficult again. Hm, man, I wish we could just talk, I hate letters! I’ll be visiting my family during the summer, maybe we can arrange something then?

I remember there being a really good book on curse mechanics in the restricted section, Maleficent Beauregard’s Theory on Curse Mechanics and Manufacturing. Sounds stupid, I know, but it was very insightful, when she wasn’t fawning over how ‘pretty’ a good curse is… well, you know what, I’ll do my best to get you into that section, promise!

Thank you! I fucking hate those runes with a passion. Even better when it turns out the caster was just an idiot and fucked up.

 

Regards!
Bill




[Wednesday, 13 October 1993, Astronomy Tower]

 

“Try again, Mr Weasley,” Professor Sinistra tuts over the redhead’s shoulder before moving on to Hermione. “Well done, Ms. Granger. No letting Mr Weasley copy.”

Ron is grumbling under his breath as he looks over his calculations. “Where did I go wrong?”

Ed watches their teacher move down the row towards a group of Ravenclaws before he scoots over and peers over Ron’s shoulder. “There,” he says, pointing at the mistake. “Rounding error, so the extension—,”

“Who asked you?” Ron snarls at him, earning himself a smack to the shoulder from Hermione.

“Okay,” Ed shrugs, returning to his spot beside Neville. “See where the stubbornness gets you.” Maybe that was a bit hypocritical of him, but even Ed had never been so boneheaded about schoolwork, of all things.

Neville sighs as he scratches out a half-page worth of calculations. When Ed checks he sees that he had somehow managed to get a 1000 day moon cycle, however the fuck he did that. “Ron being a twat?”

“As always,” Ed snorts, looking where Sinistra was before covertly nudging his notes over for Neville to see. “Didn’t even give him the solution, just told him where he made his first mistake.”

“Ron’s like that,” Neville shrugs as he quickly jots down Ed’s numbers. “He doesn’t care for school, but also doesn’t like getting help he didn’t ask for. Some weird complex, probably.”

“If you say so,” Ed says, quickly snatching his notes when Sinistra turns to walk down the other line of students at their backs. “You gotta make sure to round correctly, and this is a spot you gotta multiply, not divide.”

“Aw, fuck,” Neville groans, correcting his mistake. Ed was starting to have a bad influence on his vocabulary, it seems. “How are you so good at this? Whenever I see you work on anything it has nothing to do with classwork.”

That’s because he bullshits his homework in an hour every evening in the common room, when he’s not incensed enough to write a screed against the government, that is. “I’m technically supposed to be a fifth year, Neville.”

“Ah, right, my bad,” his friend winces, pointing at his newest attempt at a solution. “Does that work?”

Ed glances at it. “Sure, if you’re on Neptune and trying to figure out when Triton’s made it ‘round the block,” at Neville’s sound of despair he snickers, clapping his back. “If you haven’t figured it out in the next try I’ll walk you through.”

“You will not, Mr Elric,” Professor Sinistra says from behind them, scaring the shit out of both of them. “Let Mr Longbottom do it on his own, it’s not like you can take his exam for him, after all.”

“Yes, ma’am,” Ed sighs, giving Neville an apologetic shrug.

“If you’re bored, Mr Elric, how about you give me the dates for all the full moons for the rest of the school year?”

“... days to avoid nightly forest walks, coming right up,” Ed grits out, feeling suddenly reminded of a certain blonde major general. Something twitches on Sinistra’s face before she moves on. “Shit, she’s scary.”

“Right?”

With some resignation Ed flips to a new page and starts calculating the next several full moons, and the last couple, just for good measure. When he’s done he looks over them again to make sure he didn’t end up fudging the numbers in his haste to get done with it, and pauses.

“Weird.”

Neville hums, looking up at him. He’d somehow managed to get ink on his left eyelid. “What is?”

“Nothing, just… it’s funny, when Snape did the session on Werewolves? That was a full moon.”

“Huh, that is funny.”

“Yeah,” Ed says, voice trailing off. “Funny.”

He stares at his list a bit longer, then shrugs, deciding it was probably a coincidence, or maybe Snape had some very niche sense of humor.

At her next pass past them she looks at his list and nods, giving him ten points and, seeing Neville no closer to getting it right, begrudgingly gives him permission to help his friend.

By the time class is dismissed he has forgotten all about the full moon.




[Thursday, 14 October 1993, Slytherin Common Room]

 

“If you’re not writing home,” Pansy says, leaning over the back of the emerald velvet sofa. “Then who are you writing to?”

“Bill Weasley,” Ed says distractedly, scratching out a phrase and trying to reword it. “I am thinking of being a Cursebreaker after school, and he’s talking to me about it. Well, tries to, cos the Goblins are really particular about what he’s allowed to share over letter. Hey, is this wording okay?”

Pansy hesitates as if she wants to comment more on the fact he’s penpals with a Weasley, but seems to think better of it. She squints at his chicken scratch. “Are you sure you should call his little brother a stubborn dickhead who needs to get his priorities checked?”

“You’re right,” Ed agrees. “That’s too nice.”

“... that’s not what I meant, actually.”

“Oh, I know. Only child, huh?” He nods sagely at her as he replaces dickhead with piece of shit. “Once you’re an older sibling you’ll know that this is us being very loving.” Pansy stares at him like she’s torn between wanting to ask more about it or just leave him alone, and he snickers at her visible consternation. “Seriously, part of being an older sibling is hating the little menace while simultaneously being willing to murder people in cold blood for making them cry.”

Her lips twitch like she’s trying not to smile. “I’ll take your word for it, I guess.”

Ed wants to respond when Nott interrupts him, frowning at the windows like he’d be able to see beyond the murky depths of the lake if he tries hard enough. “Is it raining?”

Blaise sighs tiredly from his spot lounging by the fireplace like the cat he probably secretly is. “No, why?”

“It smells kinda like wet dog, so I figured Elric must have gotten caught in the rain, is all,” Nott says like he just told the best joke he’d ever heard, and Ed rolls his eyes so hard he swears they might get stuck that way.

“Woof,” he deadpans, prompting some snickers from his friends scattered around the common room.

Really, he thinks as Nott scowls and leaves. I’ve heard better dog jokes than that.




[Monday, 18 October 1993, Great Hall]

 

Hey Ed

 

So about that restricted section thing, I might have figured something out.

Enclosed you’ll find pictures and transcripts from a site I’m working on (all in accordance with my supervisor, naturally). I’ll ask you to get back to me with an approach on how you’d handle identifying and breaking this particular set of curses.

If you do well, my supervisor agreed to pen a letter of recommendation with me to give to your DADA teacher or Head of House (wait… you never said, what House are you in?) to hopefully get you access to those bad boy books in there. The flip side is that the Goblins might now be interested in getting their hands on you. Sorry about that?

Anyways, good luck with your homework! ;)

 

Regards, Bill

 

PS: Ron is deathly afraid of spiders. You did not hear that from me.

 

Ed shakes out the envelope to look at the pictures Bill had sent, alongside the transcripts and some additional information he might need, mostly historical and cultural explanations.

He tries not to think of what his reaction will be when he hears he’s a Slytherin. He’s been really enjoying their back and forth, and he’d be loathe to lose that over something so silly.

“What the fuck?” Ed blinks, looking up from a particularly gruesome-looking mural he thinks might be giving intruders teratoma — he’d have to look at a dictionary for that one — to see the trio of Harry, Ron and Hermione just a little bit away, obviously on their way out the Great Hall and Ron staring at the photographs in his hands. “I saw that one, that’s where Bill works!”

“Uh,” Ed says, trying to quickly cover Bill’s addendum on the letter, big bro code and all that, before looking back at Ron. “Yeah? He sent them to me.”

His ears go scarlet as he kind of seems to be blowing up into a balloon where he stands. “Why?”

“Homework,” Ed deadpans, because it’s not technically a lie.

“No, I meant, why is my brother sending letters to you?”

Ed is entirely too petty to give this a dignified response. “Hasn’t he told you? We’re soulmates.”

Ron’s face goes from scarlet to burgundy, a truly impressive feat, and Ed quickly gathers his things and leaves the breakfast table before Ron can find his voice.




[Thursday, 21 October 1993, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

“Oh, Ed, could you stay back for a bit? Now that everyone has handed in their essays on Werewolves I’d like to have a chat with you about yours, if you don’t mind.”

Ed curses under his breath and turns back from the door, awkwardly waving his friends ahead of him. Lupin gestures at him to come to his office off to the back of the classroom, and Ed knows instantly that this is not just about his essay.

I’m an idiot.

His teacher lights the fireplace in his office with a flick of his wand and sets about making them some tea. “Do sit down by the fire, Ed, I’ll be right there.”

“... of course, Professor.”

Lupin sits down with a small, weathered tray carrying two cups of tea and a plate of biscuits, offering them with a wave of his hand. “Now, Ed, first of all: you didn’t really abide by the initial prompt of the homework, you’re aware, right?”

“Yes,” Ed admits with a shrug and sips his tea. “Did I give you the impression that I care?”

Lupin suppresses a snort, faking a cough instead. “No, certainly not,” he concedes, sipping from his own cup. “And I’ll be frank, I was very impressed with all the work you put into it. Three days is incredible, really.”

“It was more like two,” Ed says sheepishly. “I finished it Saturday night.”

“... I see,” Lupin says faintly. “You’re a remarkable student, aren’t you?”

Ed shifts uneasily in his armchair. “I don’t know about that, the topic just… annoyed me.”

“Ah, so it was a matter of spite, then?”

“You could say that,” he mutters, reaching for a biscuit and gnawing it idly. “I don’t like people getting railed on for things they can’t help, or that aren’t their fault to begin with.”

Lupin regards him for a moment, green gaze piercing, then he hums, leaning forward in his seat. “You sound like you’re speaking from experience.”

Ed freezes in his movement, left hand outstretched for his cup, and he sits back, careful to school his face into a mask of neutrality. “I don’t like playing games, Professor.”

“Who says I’m playing games?” Even as he says it his face betrays his true thoughts. He miscalculated, and he knows it. Ed is getting really tired of wizards and their silly issues.

He smiles and reaches for his cup, draining the rest of it and setting it back on the saucer with a porcelain click. “It was great chatting with you, Professor, have a nice day.”



The envelope Ed sends off that evening is filled to bursting not just with his letter but about thirty pages covered in his most legible handwriting taking apart the curses placed on the tomb Bill had sent him, along with twenty more detailing how he’d break them.

The letter itself, mostly filled with little tidbits of things that have happened since his last reply — including everyone suffering under the misapprehension that he is a Werewolf, and how much it annoys him — also includes a short aside of his House, along with a plea that it not change things between them.

For once, Ed was sincere when he wrote, and it surprises himself.

 

—I know the preconceptions people have of my House — which I find frankly weird, both as an outsider and someone who has now spent two months with students from Slytherin, these kids are losers and I mean that with (mostly) the warmest affection — and your little brother has made it clear what he thinks. I hope our letters up to this point have shown these biases unfounded, at the very least in regards to me.

If that is not the case I understand, and will continue to wish you the best in your career.

 

Sincerely

Your friend




[Sunday, 24 October 1993, Great Hall]

 

Ed is staring at the newest letter from Bill with trepidation. It’s thinner than the last one, which is honestly to be expected, but he can’t help but think that he’ll not only have to find a different way to get information on curses, and thus Horcruxes, but also lose a friend he’d never even gotten to meet yet. Bill was already so funny via letter, he’d love to hang out with him in person.

Fuck this. If he’d stop being his friend over this House nonsense he’d just hope he’ll get stuck in an ancient tomb growing a second head and a lizard tail.

(These Egyptians were into weird shit… not that he even knows where Egypt is)

“What’s got you looking like death warmed over?” Draco asks from across him, toast with strawberry jam halfway to his mouth and right eyebrow raised.

“I told Bill I’m in Slytherin, and wondering whether I just lost a penpal.”

“Ah,” Draco says, and puts the toast down, dusting his hands off before snatching the letter from his slack grip. “Lemme rip the bandaid off, then.”

“Hey!” Ed makes to reach for the letter but Draco is leaning back, opening the envelope with a clean butter knife and fishing the contents out with exaggerated movements.

His friend snorts, and hands them over. “You’re fine.”

Ed decides to be juvenile for once and sticks his tongue out at the other boy, who merely rolls his eyes and takes a bite from his toast. Turning his attention to the letter he feels the tension seep from his shoulders as he takes in the first few lines.

 

Hey there Ed!

 

A Slytherin? Really? Why must you betray me so?

Jokes aside, it’s cool, you seem like a decent guy (you got downgraded from swell for being a snake, obviously), and honestly, it’s kinda whatever outside the really uppity families. Ron is just being Ron, y’know? I mean, Hermione’s a muggleborn and seemed to like you just fine, so who am I to lose a friend over this?

(Why were you so formal, anyways? Wait, were you scared? Wait till I tell my colleagues! They’ve been making up the wildest shit about you based on my stories, this’ll be amazing!)

Also, the Werewolf thing? I swear I cried laughing, especially when you mentioned just making dog noises when people make comments. Seriously, you’re a riot. Try befriending Fred and George, you’re their brand of chaos.

Anyways! Are you trying to convince my employers to sack me? Mate, you did more work than I do, and I get paid for this! Stop one-upping me! Not cool!

The letter of recommendation is enclosed, by the by, and now excuse me while I try to convince my boss that he can’t kidnap an underage foreign wizard from Hogwarts.

 

You owe me!

Bill

 

Ed smiles, looking at the second page and letting his eyes skim over the writing there. Sounded like standard fare as far as recommendations go, honestly. He’d written one like that for Sheska, now that he thinks about it, and it sounded almost exactly like this one.

Some things seem to stay the same everywhere.

If this doesn’t get me into that restricted section, he thinks as he piles his plate with scrambled eggs. I’ll have to break in.




[Monday, 25 October 1993, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

Lupin blinks up at him when he approaches his desk, and looks appropriately uncomfortable. Ed is only a little spitefully satisfied at his teacher’s contrite expression. “Yes, Ed?”

“I would like to request access to the restricted section of the library, sir,” Ed says, whipping out the letter from Bill. “I have a recommendation letter from a certified Cursebreaker and his superior at Gringotts.”

Lupin blinks harder, mouth opening and closing a few times before he slams it shut with a click of teeth, taking the letter and reading it over, then reading it again. “You got a recommendation… from Bill Weasley?”

“And his boss, yes,” Ed says with his best military voice, which isn’t very good at all, but usually enough to get by with. “They believe I show promise as a future Cursebreaker, and would like me to further my education in that regard. Is that a problem, Professor Lupin?”

“... how do you even know Bill?”

Ed raises an eyebrow, face neutral as can be. “Does that matter, sir?”

His continued politeness must be starting to freak Lupin out, because he’s now staring at him like he’d stumbled into that one tomb that makes you sprout bat wings Bill had told him about once. “... no, I’m just… curious, is all,” he clears his throat and weakly waves the letter around a bit. “I will talk about this with the headmaster, if that is alright with you.”

“Of course, Professor Lupin,” Ed says, and barely resists giving the startled man a mocking salute just to see how much it would unnerve him. He smirks, and it’s all teeth and slightly unhinged, just to fuck with his teacher some more for the bullshit he pulled last time. “Have a nice day.”

Judging by the look on Lupin’s face he knows exactly why he came to him with this and not Snape, and nods with a pinched expression. “You too, Ed.”

It’s an admittance of defeat and an apology all in one, and Ed can’t help his smirk from widening just a little more.

(dealing with Mustang for three years had to have been good for something, after all)




[Tuesday, 26 October 1993, Headmaster’s Office]

 

Remus is sitting in a horribly loud chair before Albus Dumbledore, and feels younger than he has in years.

No matter how old he gets, Remus suspects that he’ll never stop feeling like an unruly student summoned to the headmaster’s office. The thought sends an uncomfortable sting through him, at the remembrance of happier days when he thought he knew his friends.

Now three of them are dead, and one—

“So, Remus, what did you want to talk to me about?” Albus’ voice jerks him out of his thoughts like a good slap to the face. “Did you sus out whether our exchange student is a Werewolf yet?”

“... no,” he hedges, shifting uneasily. “He did seem… agitated, when I insinuated it, but he might merely be annoyed at the rumors that have been going around.” Agitated was certainly one way to put it, he supposes. Ready to rip my head off with his teeth seemed more apt, in his opinion, even though Ed had been deceptively calm. But those were usually the dangerous ones, in Remus’ experience. What is the saying? ‘Calm waters run deep’? Well, he wouldn’t really describe Ed as calm, though he was quite scary when he was calm, at any rate.

Ed had been wary during their conversation, though still been cheeky like he usually is. But the second Remus had even approached the idea that he might be a Werewolf—

Shutters had gone down behind Ed’s creepily golden eyes, his face blank as if he’d been put under the Imperius Curse, but his body language… it had been terrifying, if he was honest. Ed hadn’t seemed like a fifteen year old maybe-Werewolf almost two weeks removed from the next full moon, he’d seemed—

“What are you thinking, Remus?”

He bites the inside of his cheek, contemplating. “I think,” he says eventually. “That Ed is not a normal teenager, but if that is merely down to him possibly being a Werewolf I cannot say.”

Albus hums thoughtfully. “When I first saw him I thought he might be part Veela, personally.”

“Possibly,” Remus concedes with a tilt of his head. “A Veela’s children can be quite scary when they want to be.”

They lapse into silence for a moment, before Albus tilts his head at him and smiles. “What else is on your mind?”

Remus shifts again, and pulls the letter Ed had given him from an inside pocket of his coat, holding it out to the headmaster. “Ed has requested access to the restricted section of the library, all while waving this in my face like a smug little bastard.”

Albus chuckles as he reads over the recommendation. “Ah, I see being on the receiving end of a student’s cocksure attitude is not as fun, is it, now?”

“Don’t cheek me; I was the responsible one.”

“Only on the outside, let’s not kid ourselves, Remus,” Albus says in such a calm voice it was infuriating, more so because he was right. “I do wonder how he managed to get not only in contact with Bill Weasley, but also endear himself to both him and the Goblins of Gringotts.”

“Have you seen him? He seems to endear himself to almost everyone, and I don’t even know how.” Remus crosses his arms, leaning back in his uncomfortable, loud chair. “Harry and Hermione like him, Neville, too, not to mention almost every Slytherin in his year—,”

“And you,” Albus says, looking at him over the rim of his glasses. “You have liked him ever since he wrote a screed against the Ministry’s treatment of Werewolves.”

Remus’ lips thin. “I don’t like one student more than the other.”

“You have always been a bad liar, Remus, and age has not fixed that,” Albus chuckles, putting the recommendation letter down on his desk and leaning back in his chair, tapping the tips of his fingers together. “I will write to Bill, and his parents, get their side of the story, and then talk to Edward myself before I make a call on this request,” something flashes in his eyes. “I can’t say I… appreciate such an avid interest in curses, to be honest.”

“Ed excels in all his work, not just in my class,” Remus feels the need to point out. Thinking better of it he amends. “Herbology notwithstanding, but he’s got the spirit, or so Pomona tells me.”

“Yes, quite the student,” Albus nods, evidently not happy. His gaze lands on his bookshelf, and for a moment his eyes darken. “We all know what academic excellence can do, paired with an unfortunate temper, Remus.”

Remus feels like he’s missing something, but doesn’t ask. As he leaves the headmaster’s office and makes his way down the circling staircase, it finally comes to him, what Ed had reminded him of that evening in his office, eyes cold and face blank, body ready to strike.

With his golden eyes and aura of danger, he’d reminded Remus of a snake ready to strike.




[Saturday, 30 October 1993, Great Hall, Day of the Full Moon]

 

Dinner is even noisier than usual with the prospect of the first trip to Hogsmeade and the Halloween Feast upon them, and Ed hadn’t even considered the logistics of needing a permission slip until Snape had mentioned off-hand that they had received Ed’s before the year had started.

Seems like Truth had thought of everything.

At least Ed wouldn’t have to bail on his date with Blaise.

Speaking of—

“So,” he grins at his friend, nudging him in the side just to be a menace. “What’s the plan for tomorrow, sweetheart?”

“Well, darling,” Blaise drawls without missing a beat, the prick. “I thought we could wander around the village for a bit, do some shopping, maybe buy some sweets at Honeydukes. Then have lunch at the Three Broomsticks, maybe look at the Shrieking Shack because, you know, spooky season. Sound good?”

Ed blinks. “You actually thought it through?”

“Of course, honeybee, who do you take me for?” Blaise’s smile is all teeth. “I expect you to look dashing, my love, and to bring your best manners. Make your family proud and all that.”

Oh, that’s what this is, huh? Ed can feel his own smile spread on his face. “I wouldn’t dream of embarrassing you, sweetpea.”

“You two make me sick,” Draco gags. “You’re so terrible even Lupin chose to miss dinner.”

Ed follows where he points with his eyes, and only then realizes he’s right. “Huh, weird, I already didn’t see him at breakfast and lunch.”

“Your antics made him preemptively puke his guts out,” Draco says, sniffing and making a face like he’s smelling something foul. “Can’t say I blame the man.”

“You’re just jealous of our passionate love, so sweet it rots your teeth,” Ed says as deadpan as he can, and quickly ducks out of the way of a spoonful of mashed potatoes turned projectile. “Rude.”

“Don’t mind him, apple of my eye,” Blaise says, possibly more deadpan than Ed had been. “Some people can’t handle others being happy.”

“I hope you both die.”

“Don’t be homophobic, Draco,” Pansy tuts, and steals a tomato off his plate.




[Sunday, 31 October 1993, Hogsmeade, Halloween]

 

As much as the entire idea of the date had been a joke, Blaise wouldn’t mind having some nice and fun one on one time with Ed. He might be aloof, but even he hadn’t been able to avail himself of Ed’s special kind of charisma that makes it hard not to like him.

Well, if you weren’t Ron Weasley, but that guy runs on spite anyways, and their friends were running a betting pool on how long until he’d cave at this point.

(Ed had taken one look at them as they came up with it, raised one unimpressed eyebrow, and bet against them all

“I can do it before Christmas break,” he’d deadpanned, jotted down 50 galleons as his wager, and walked out the common room)

“Yo,” Ed’s voice reaches him over the grounds, the air colder than it has any reason to be courtesy of the Dementors floating above the high walls surrounding the castle. Blaise turns and sees Ed cast the floating beasts a wary glance, his steps faltering just barely, before he appears to brace himself. “Sorry I’m late, couldn’t find my wallet.”

“It’s fine,” Blaise shrugs, and thanks his dark complexion and the excuse of the cold air for hiding his blush. He’d never seen Ed with his hair down, and it had no business looking that good disappearing into his green-and-silver scarf and navy blue winter coat. “Let’s just hurry, these things make me feel clammy.”

Ed throws him a look as if to say oh boohoo tell me more, and, well, he does have a point. He’d barely been around the Dementors for two minutes and was already looking a little green in the face. Blaise links his arm into Ed’s left, unwilling to hurt him by accident by tugging at his prosthetic too hard when the weather will already be doing a number on it.

Most others had already gone ahead into the village, with only a few still idling behind them, mostly older students who would rather sleep in than rush to Hogsmeade. The sky was practically white from a solid layer of clouds, and the air crisp even as they increased the distance between themselves and the Dementors.

“So, my beloved, is there anything you’d like to do first?”

Ed casts him a sidelong, fondly exasperated glance out of the corner of his eyes before looking ahead again, the roofs of Hogsmeade slowly coming into view beyond the treetops. “I’ll let you call the shots, honeypie, I dunno what all there’s to do here.”

Blaise hums thoughtfully, secretly enjoying how warm Ed was even through all the layers of their clothing. “There’s a bookshop.”

Ed whirls around to look at him, his golden eyes sparkling. “Bookshop?!”

He snorts. “Knew that’d get you. Come on, darling.”

 

Tomes and Scrolls is a shop that seems bigger on the inside by virtue of being nothing but tightly packed rows of shelves reaching to the ceiling and filled to bursting with books of all sorts.

Before Blaise can ask him where he wants to go first Ed has already sped into one especially precarious looking aisle that appears to have last been visited by anyone when the shop was founded. As he gets dragged after his friend like a limp noodle he barely catches “Studies of the Dark Arts” on a withered copper plaque and wonders what the fuck he got himself into.

“So, uh… you’re into Dark Magic?” Blaise, by virtue of having a black widow for a mother and being friends with the son of a known Death Eater (well, known if you have a brain), can’t really throw shade, but considering Ed’s everything it came as a bit of a shock.

Ed’s hand pauses where he’s about to pick a book up, then continues like nothing happened. “Doubt this is worse than I’ve seen already.”

Well, if that doesn’t sound fucking ominous. “Anything specific you’re looking for?”

“No,” Ed says, you know, like a liar, and Blaise only stares as he flips through tome after tome searching for whatever it is he’s looking for. “Just academic curiosity.”

“... right,” Blaise says, voice dripping with sarcasm. “You can tell me, you know.”

Ed licks his lips as he puts a book bound in what might be human skin back onto the shelf to pull out another in its stead. “... Bill mentioned something about Soul Magic in one of his letters, and I wanted to look it up. There wasn’t anything about it in the library, so I figured books straight up about Dark shit would have something.”

He didn’t sound wholly truthful as he says it, but also not like he was blatantly lying to his face again either. Blaise hums. “Soul Magic is taboo even amongst Dark Wizards. Stuff’s vile.”

“I was afraid of that,” Ed sighs, putting the book under his arm. He wasn’t asking how Blaise knew the do’s and don'ts of Dark Wizard Etiquette, and he wonders about that until he remembers one of the more violent tussles Ed has had with Nott. “Well, I’ve still found something I can use, so it’s not all bad.”

Blaise tilts his head to try and see the spine of the book his friend had chosen, but the dim lighting makes it difficult to read. “What about?”

“Dictionary of curse runes,” Ed shrugs, trying to see where the exit from the cave-like aisle is and making for it. “With some work you can guess at their meanings well enough with normal rune dictionaries, but there’s always a margin of error. Dedicated ones are much safer.”

“I see,” Blaise says airily, following him down the musty and narrow space between the towering shelves, only to run right into him when he stops dead in his tracks. “Ed?” He doesn’t answer, and Blaise follows his gaze to a book that looks almost unassuming in its plain burgundy cover. The bronze embossing on its spine was written in a language he didn’t recognize, but Ed seems to, because he fishes it out of the messy pile of books it had been stuffed into.

Ed flips through the first few pages, likely the index, and takes in a hissed, rushed breath before snapping it shut. “Guess I found two books,” he says, his voice slightly strained, and Blaise makes the executive decision not to ask further questions.

The shopkeep throws them a narrowed, suspicious glare over his thick glasses, but doesn’t comment, which is probably for the best. Knowing Ed he’d probably jinx the poor bastard if he asked a question that rubbed him the wrong way.

Whatever weird mood had overtaken Ed in the shop vanishes once they’re back out on the street, like he had left his cryptic self behind in the dark depths of the store. He turns to him with a grin. “So, where to next?”

Blaise hums in thought, glad for the return to normalcy. “There’s a clothing shop down that way?”

Ed’s lips twitch as if he’s suppressing a smile. “Are you saying my style’s shit, sweetheart?”

“Your style is limited to the uniform, so, yes.”

“You hurt my feelings.”

“Well, suck it up, buttercup. Let’s get you some leisure wear.”

 

“Oh, this looks—,”

“No.”

“But—,”

“I swear on Merlin’s withered bones if you buy that Dragon hide blazer I will end you.”

“... but it’s green. House pride!”

Blaise stares as Ed holds up the abomination of a jacket with a pout and round puppy dog eyes. And keeps staring. And watches as Ed’s eyes tear up.

“You realize I know that you’re just faking it right?”

Ed’s face falls. “You’re no fun.”

“Ugh, fine, look like a walking fashion disaster for all I care.”

“Woo!”

 

“How come the only color you allow in your wardrobe is either black-adjacent or attached to a crime against fashion and human decency?”

They are roaming the shelves of Honeydukes with several bags levitating beside them, most of them filled with Ed’s hideous choices or Blaise’s very sensible selection. Ed snorts before looking at some Chocolate Frogs. “I make it work.”

“I very much doubt that.”

“Not my problem, sweet potato.”

Blaise lets out the ugliest snort-laugh he has ever produced and covers his mouth in a vain attempt to stifle the noise. “Sweet potato, really?”

Ed smirks, grabbing a box of Pepper Imps off the shelf. “What? I like sweet potatoes, and I like you, so if the shoe fits.”

The Ice Mice are suddenly very interesting, and the shop much too warm. “You are ridiculous, Ed.”

“I’ve been told,” Ed says, the mirth audible in his voice even over the din of the other students. “Yet here you are, out on a date with me, so who’s the real loser, hm?”

He shoves him away by his stupidly handsome grinning face and stomps over to the cashier, followed all the way by his raucous laughter.

 

Blaise puts the two foaming tankards of Butterbeer down on their corner booth table and sits down with a relieved sigh. “I needed that,” he sighs, slipping out of his heavy coat. “Walking sucks.”

“That was barely a short stroll, Blaise,” Ed rolls his eyes, mimicking him. For the first time he can see what he’s actually wearing underneath his own coat, and he regrets it. It’s not even like he’s wearing anything unusual, it’s still the fucking uniform, but sans the tie and with a black tank top visible underneath the half-undone button up, it might as well be.

Somehow that, coupled with his loose hair, makes it hard to look for too long.

Blaise bites back a curse and instead drags one of the tankards over to himself, taking a sip in the hopes he can blame any flush on the warmth and alcohol. That proves to be a mistake when Ed leans forward and, arm propped up on the table, rests his cheek in his palm as he smiles, half lazy and half shit-eating, and Blaise almost chokes.

“So, Blaiseykins, tell me about that Shrieking Shack and why it’s so special.”

He straightens and clears his throat, covertly trying to wipe the Butterbeer from his chin. “They say it’s the most severely haunted place in all of Great Britain. Supposedly, you would hear screaming and howling from it, even though it’s been deserted for decades.”

Ed raises an eyebrow. “So, what, just a bored Poltergeist?”

“You’d think,” Blaise says, deeming it safe to take another sip. “But Poltergeists are manifestations of mischief, and they can’t survive without a steady supply of that, so that can’t really be it, you know?”

His friend hums, straightening to take a sip from his own drink. Blaise is not watching the way his throat moves as he swallows. Nope. “That does sound weird,” Ed agrees when he’s put the tankard down again. “So,” he says, dragging the vowel out. “Wanna break in?”

Blaise leans back in his seat and blinks. “Are you joking?”

“Nope,” Ed grins, popping the p, and he has no business making it sound like a fun little walk in the park. “So, is that a yes or a no?”

“I’m fairly certain it’s forbidden.”

“So a no then?”

Blaise blinks again, wondering how this has become his life, and sighs, shoulders slumping. He says, as deadpan as he can muster. “Sure. Sounds romantic, my love.”

“Knew you’d see my wisdom, honeysuckle.”

 

Blaise stares through the razor wire fence towards the top of the small hill, on top of which the two story “shack” sat in disrepair and isolation, ominous as its legend suggests. Their bags are resting underneath a nearby pine tree in case it’ll rain, a protective charm placed on them just for good measure.

There’s a loud creaking sound and he jumps, whirling to look and see just in time as Ed uses his now gloveless metal hand to grab several strands of the wire and pull it up, simultaneously pushing the remainder down with his platform boot’s sole. He casts him a look that clearly says are you okay? “Are you coming?”

“Why the fuck did I agree to this?” He mutters, delicately ducking through the gap and taking a few steps into the abandoned plot of land.

“Because you know it’ll be a fun little adventure with the love of your life. Just think! We can tell our grandchildren about it.”

“Harhar,” Blaise bites, wrapping his arms around himself to ward off the sudden chill from a strong breeze. He lets his gaze roam over the outside of the shack and pauses.

“Weird,” Ed says, echoing his thoughts. “No doors.”

“Guess we’ll have to go back.”

“Nah,” Ed waves him off and stomps towards the closest wall of the building, removing his other glove as he goes. Running his flesh hand over the weathered boards he hums, tilting his head. “There’s… wards? Why though?”

“How can you tell?” Despite himself Blaise comes closer. There’s magic all around them, from the distant Hogwarts grounds and the village at their backs, it should be impossible to tell if there are wards on this building specifically. He yelps when Ed takes his hand and puts it against the wall of the shack.

“Can’t you tell? The energy is different.”

Blaise isn’t sure if Ed is just trying to pull his leg, but he tries to feel what he’s claiming is there anyways, if just to humor him. “I—,” he cuts himself off and frowns. “I think?”

“Makes it a bit harder, but nothing I can’t get past,” Ed says, nudging him back. He raises his hands as if to applaud, or maybe pray, then stops himself, throwing him a cheeky grin over his shoulder. “No telling anyone, okay, love?”

“No telling what to—,” he starts but doesn’t get to finish as Ed claps and slams his hands to the wall, blue energy arcing around him like crackling lightning, the hairs on the back of his neck and his arms standing on end. Before his eyes the wood moves like rippling waves on a still lake. He blinks sunspots from his eyes and is met with a smugly grinning Ed standing next to a door that wasn’t there before. “The fuck? How did you do that?”

Ed seems to hesitate, then puts his gloves back on and reaches for the doorknob that, when Blaise checks, looks like a Dragon claw. “Alchemy.”

Blaise blinks at him. “Alchemy?”

“Yeah, alchemy,” Ed repeats, shrugging like that’s the end of the topic, then opens the door. “You coming?”

He follows him numbly and watches as Ed closes the door behind them again. “What about the wards?”

“I… nudged them a bit, to adjust to the new door.”

“You… nudged the wards?”

“It’s honestly not that hard,” Ed says, like that isn’t something only the fucking casters of a ward can do. “This is weird.”

The fucking empty as shit shack wasn’t the only weird thing going on, in his opinion. Blaise takes a quick look around the main room they’re in, then crosses his arms with a huff. “Really? It’s empty?”

“That’s not the weird part,” Ed mutters, walking over to one of the walls and bending down to inspect the floor more closely. He points at—,

“What is that?”

“Claw marks,” Ed says matter-of-factly, like he’s seen stuff just like it a million times before. “Large predator, I’d say… 70 to 80 kilograms, about the height of a—,” he cuts himself off and stands, gaze sweeping over the rest of the room in a methodical manner that Blaise had only ever seen on Aurors and Unspeakables. Ed walks over to the other side of the room and moves up on his tiptoes to peel back a curling piece of wallpaper, revealing even more gashes. He curses, slumping back down to his normal height.

“Ed?”

His friend turns over to him, something indecipherable in his expression, then walks over in a few quick strides and grabs his arm to walk him back to the door he’d made. “We should leave.”

“Why?” He watches, transfixed, as Ed claps his hands again and removes the door, making it look like they’d never been inside.

“The damage in that building,” Ed says at last, once the remnants of energy had dispersed. “Was done by a Werewolf, or at least something just as large and aggressive as one.”

Blaise wants to protest, because how in the world would Ed be able to tell? But then he remembers Ed’s infamous essay, the entire thing as thick as his forearm is long, and the furious, single-minded focus with which he’d written it in the span of two days like he was possessed.

Blaise knows Ed isn’t a Werewolf, because he has more than two braincells to rub together. All of Slytherin House knows he isn’t, because you can’t live with someone and not figure out the whole thing is bullshit. Nott only makes the stupid dog jokes and encourages the rumors to be a dick.

But… does he know a Werewolf? Is that why he’s so ferocious about them? Has he seen the aftermath of a Werewolf attack and can just tell?

Does Blaise want to know the answer to any of it?

“Hey,” Ed says, effectively dragging him out of his spiraling thoughts. “Just forget about it. It’s probably just that a local was a Werewolf and used that shack to endure the transformations. The marks were old, like, twenty years and counting old, so it’s unlikely whoever caused them is still around.”

Blaise hums, idly levitating their numerous bags again so they can make their way back to the castle. “Say, Ed,” Ed makes a sound to let him know he’s listening, and Blaise bites his lip. “Why do you care about Werewolves so much? Be honest.”

“Listen, we share a dorm, and the last full moon was yesterday-,”

“I know you aren’t one,” he cuts him off, rolling his eyes. “That’s why I’m asking.”

He looks at Ed and sees him frown, as if he’s considering something, then he shakes his head and shrugs. When he answers his voice is subdued like he’s never heard it. “Because all life is precious, and equally so.”

It’s an answer somehow both totally at odds with Ed as Blaise knows him, and completely in line with him. “I see,” he says, somewhat lamely, and the rest of their walk to the castle is silent.



They have barely made it back from the Halloween Feast when Snape rushes into the common room like a bat out of hell, his face for once not sneering and instead tightly drawn. “Everyone is to gather in the Great Hall, no exceptions. Follow me.”

“What’s going on, Professor?” Gemma Farlay, one of the Slytherin prefects, asks, rushing to the front to help coordinate them through the entrance in an orderly fashion.

Snape looks like he isn’t going to answer at first, but then does, his voice a quiet, furious thing. “Someone attacked Gryffindor Tower during the feast. We must search the castle for the intruder, if he is still here.”

A low murmur goes through the students, but all Ed can focus on is he. So they probably know who it is, but they aren’t telling. To prevent a panic? But what would cause a more severe panic than an intruder in the first place?

“He, huh?” Draco mutters low in his ear, close by his side and gaze focused to the front as if to hide that he’s speaking in the first place. “You reckon it’s Black?”

Ed hums. “Who else would attack the Gryffindor Tower? Or is there another guy out and about hunting someone other than Harry I don’t know about?”

Draco snorts, but doesn’t deign it with an answer, and Ed supposes that’s just as well, because they have reached the Entrance Hall and are joined by confused students dressed in yellows and blues. Evidently their Heads of House hadn’t told them what was going on.

Later, when they are all lying in incredibly ugly but very comfy purple sleeping bags and Ed is staring at the star-covered enchanted sky of the Great Hall he wonders.

Did Black attack the tower during the feast on purpose? He must have, the feast hadn’t been quiet, even the thick walls of the castle must have let some noise through. had he planned to wait in the Gryffindor common room to attack Harry? But wasn’t that too risky?

Really, if it was Ed he’d just wait for the kid to be out on the grounds.

Speaking of—,

»How did you make it past the Dementors?« The guy had been exposed to those things for twelve whole years, no way he would be able to stray close to them without losing whatever’s left of his sanity, or without them noticing. That was the whole point of them being at Hogwarts.

That was the crux. How had Black made it into the castle, unnoticed, attempted to break into the tower and then left just as unnoticed as he’d entered?

And suppose he manages to off Harry when Voldemort and several others had failed, what then?

What was his plan?

»Whatever it is, I hope I will figure it out before it’s too late,« he mutters to himself.

Ed doesn’t fall asleep until the enchanted ceiling begins to brighten at the edges, and makes the executive decision to skip his morning classes under the guise of a cold to catch some more sleep in the Hospital Wing.

If Madam Pomfrey sees through his lie she doesn’t say, and simply points him to a bed with a small vial of Pepper-up Potion.

(he will be glad for this come afternoon)

Notes:

Not these characters making me ship it.

Chapter 10: You Look Kinda Sus (no offense)

Summary:

Dumbledore confronts Ed, and some Dementors show up!

Chapter Text

[Monday, 1 November 1993, Ancient Runes classroom]

 

Albus waits outside the Ancient Runes classroom for the lesson to end, thinking back over the letters he had received that morning.

Arthur and Molly had been… surprised, to hear about their eldest son’s new friend, to put it mildly. They had expressed some concerns, if only because they’d like to meet him to gauge how trustworthy he is, given his House.

Bill, on the other hand…

 

—I don’t really get why you’re worried, Professor Dumbledore, if I’m honest. Ed’s a really great kid, and incredibly bright. I doubt he has any ulterior motives in befriending anybody, or plans anything nefarious with the knowledge in the restricted section. You know I wouldn’t have penned the recommendation letter if I suspected he would misuse it.

Ed’s a kid, Professor. A smart one, and maybe somewhat abrasive, but there’s not a Dark bone in his body.

I will say, however, that he seems to feel the need to compensate for something, though I don’t really know what or why. Ed seems to feel like he has to prove that he deserves friendship; you should have read his letter when he told me he’s in Slytherin!

If you intend to go ahead with your suspicions, silly as I think they are, I wish you all the best. Trust me, you will need it.

 

Well, that didn't sound ominous at all.

While Bill’s certainty regarding Edward’s character was helping to alleviate some of his concerns, it was also… somewhat discomfiting. Albus was all too familiar with charismatic students and the masks they liked to bear. First Tom, then Sirius.

He’d like Edward not to follow in their footsteps, but he would have to talk to him to really get a feel for him.

(he ignores the voice in his head that tells him he thought he knew Sirius Black, once, and how that had ended

he ignores the other voice, too, that says he was once not much different from them, so sure he knew better than others, was fighting for the greater good

isn’t he still?)

The door to the classroom opens and students file out, sending him curious glances as they pass him. Above the din of the chatting teenagers he can just barely make out the voice of Hermione Granger, sounding almost heated, and—,

“Granger, do you have to try and answer every question? Some of us might know too,” Draco Malfoy’s voice drawls, though it lacks its usual snark.

“Well, excuse me, if I know the answer I’ll raise my hand!”

“I’m with Draco on this one,” a third voice joins them, and that would be Edward, he thinks. Who else could manage to make those two act civil? “Every teacher and their grandma knows you know your shit, might as well let others try and answer every once in a while.”

“Not like you ever try to answer, so what’s your problem?”

“It’s the principle of the matter.”

“You know, Ed,” Draco muses, a smile in his voice that has Albus raise his eyebrows. “I think half of what you say at any given moment is just to start an argument.”

“... shut up.” There’s some snickering, then. “Just for that I will be extra obnoxious at dinner.”

“Please don’t.”

“Am I missing something?”

The unconventional group chooses this moment to exit the classroom, the last to have been inside, and all three of them stop in their tracks when they see him.

Albus smiles. “Hello,” he lets his gaze sweep over each of them in turn. “It is always good to see cross-House friendships, I must say.” Edward’s eyebrows rise up on his forehead, while Hermione and Draco exchange quick glances before looking away again, like they had been caught breaking the rules. “Edward, I was wondering if we could talk in my office.”

It’s not a question, nor a suggestion. The three exchange another glance, and Ed rolls his eyes, looking at him with bored defiance. “Sure.”

I wish you all the best. Trust me, you will need it.

 

Albus waits for Edward to settle down in the offered chair, watching him intently. What’s said is almost as important as what isn’t; body language revealing things the voice might not. Edward reclines in his seat easily, one leg crossed over the other and hands resting in his lap. He looks relaxed, his face neutral, and it tells Albus more than he thinks the boy intends to reveal.

He’s used to facing off against authority figures, and doing it alone.

Albus will need to be more cautious than usual, it seems.

He smiles. “Sour drop?”

Edward doesn’t even look towards the bowl he indicates. “No, thank you.”

Albus suppresses the urge to sigh; no one ever accepts his sweets. He watches and waits to see if Edward is going to say anything, or maybe twitch — he doesn’t strike him as the patient sort, and nothing the teachers reported indicates it either.

But the boy remains perfectly still and perfectly at ease, barely even blinks.

He gives him the vague impression of a trapdoor spider waiting to strike from its hiding place to catch its prey.

Eventually Albus decides to start, if only because he has the distinct impression Edward can and will wait him out. “Professor Lupin informed me of your request, Edward.”

“I know,” he says with a neutral voice that doesn’t suit him. “He said he would.”

Something crawls over his skin like unease, makes him feel like he misstepped somewhere and didn’t realize. “May I ask what you plan to look up?”

There is the barest twitch of eyelids. “I figured it was obvious, given my recommendation from a Cursebreaker, Professor,” he tacks the title on like an afterthought, or maybe like he wants it to feel like that, like he’s baiting him.

Albus wonders how often it has worked in his favor that he does it so easily. He forces a smile. “Indulge me.”

Edward shifts in his seat then, both feet now firmly planted on the ground. “I don’t like playing games; ask what you want to ask, or I’ll leave.”

Ah, so the calm and patience had been an act, after all.

“I do not mean to be combative, or give you the impression that I have something against you, Edward—,”

“Yet here we are,” the boy cuts him off, and Albus is almost impressed at the gall. “Is it my House? Is it because I’m a foreigner? Or do you just plain don’t like me?” Something flashes in his eyes. “Or could it be you’re afraid of another bright student being too interested in the Dark Arts?” Something must have shown on his face, because Edward smiles, but it isn’t kind. “That’s it, isn’t it? You wonder if I might be a new Lord Voldemort.”

“Am I wrong to worry?”

Edward rolls his eyes and scoffs, crossing his arms. “It would be news to me that Voldemort was passionate about civil rights,” gold eyes are full to the brim with the haughty disdain only teenagers are capable of. “No, between the two of us I’d say you’re more similar to him, aren’t you? You’d do anything for the greater good.”

Albus straightens in his seat. “I haven’t heard those words in a while.”

“I imagine you haven’t,” Edward nods to himself. “I don’t plan to take over the world and subjugate people, if that’s what you’re worried about, Professor. I suppose I understand your concern, but it’s unfounded. I just want to further my education, that’s all.”

That’s all, huh?

Albus wishes he could trust people more easily, truly does. But he’d trusted once, and lives with that regret. He had been satisfied to watch once, and the world still pays for it. He thought he’d known someone once, and he had been wrong.

Grindelwald, Riddle, Black; a series of case studies on his follies.

He doesn’t much want to add another name to the list.

Albus looks at Edward Elric and sees a bright mind with the green ambition to take what he wants. He sees golden charisma and a silver tongue. He sees confidence and the ability to back it.

Tom Riddle had worn the same uniform with the same colors and the same qualities.

But where Tom Riddle had been pale and black and cold, Edward Elric was tan and golden and warm.

Tom Riddle had been a half-blood immersed in pureblood ideology; Edward Elric was a pureblood eschewing everything that usually stands for.

Albus can deny his request without explanation, but he isn’t under the illusion that this boy won’t find a way around it anyways. Rules and authority don’t scare him, don’t matter to him.

“You may not take out books from the restricted section,” he says, voice deceptively calm. “And you have to hand Madam Pince a list of every book you read when you leave. Is that acceptable for you?”

Edward smiles with blinding teeth. “Very.”

The boy is already at the door to his office when Albus decides to see if he can’t catch him off-guard, after all.

“One more thing.”

Edward turns just enough to look at him over his right shoulder, one eyebrow raised. “Yes?”

“May I share your essay with some people? It was truly a delightful read.”

The other eyebrow joins the first and he turns back to the door, waving his hand dismissively. “Knock yourself out, old man.”

Well, Albus muses, popping a sour drop in his mouth thoughtfully. Look at that, Bill was right.




Ed’s hands shake as he closes the curtains around his bed and settles against the headboard, carefully picking up the unassuming book that he’d bought at Tomes and Scrolls.

Well, it would be unassuming, if not for the fact that the writing on the spine and inside was Old Amestrian.

This language should not exist in this world. Fuck, it barely still exists in Amestris. Ed can only even read it because his father’s study had been filled with books written in it. He’d been able to read the dead language before his actual native one, and while his vocabulary was still mostly restricted to alchemy, enough of the root language remained in Modern Amestrian to get the gist.

The Truth of my Life, the spine reads, nothing out of the ordinary, really, but, well.

The word for Truth was written with the characters for God, and Life was spelled as Legacy.

It had taken him a moment to understand the double meaning, and it had filled his veins with ice.

This was a book written in a dead language that should not exist and uses a spelling for a word that implies the writer opened the Gate and met the Truth.

His hands shake as he stares at the red leather cover. Why does this feel like I’m going to commit the taboo all over again?

He grits his teeth, and opens the book.

 


 

Herpo had always craved a legacy.

He had studied and labored to become a master alchemist at the king’s court, had studied rhetoric to be able to keep up with the best of the best. He was accomplished and set for life, the perfect groundwork for a legacy that would last generations.

It was ironic, then, that his only offspring had been born from a dalliance with one of his colleague’s slaves. His only son, only child, so far, born into thralldom and bound to lead a nameless life.

He could claim the boy, of course, but what kind of legacy is built on a bloodline like that? Some worthless slave’s bastard child, who even knows if the brat wasn’t mentally damaged, hadn’t inherited some disease.

No, if Herpo was to have a real child, and thus a lasting legacy, he had to do it right.

And to do that he’d need time.

 

Immortality was the one and only pursuit Herpo knew for a time.

He was still young, a man of barely thirty-and-one, but you could never start too early. Not like their king, who only began to long for it once his health started to fail him.

No, he’d do it soon, and would not wait for others to present it to him. At the rate it was going it would be several more decades before his colleague would make a breakthrough, fixated as he is on his homunculus research. It was too roundabout a way.

No, Herpo had a better idea.

 

The array glows in red, the color of life, of death, of the soul, and black hands grasp for the slaves he had arranged at its edge. They were to be the Toll for his goal, and what a grand death it would be to serve their master that way, to pave the way for his lasting legacy.

There is a large, blank eye, gaping and white.

There is White, and a Gate, and the Truth.

 

“Ah,” says the white distortion amidst the white expanse of all and one and nothing and everything. “Welcome, alchemist.”

Herpo can make a guess what this creature is, doesn’t need Knowledge or to see beyond the Gate. That is not why he is here, what he is looking for, and the tilt of the thing’s head tells him it knows.

“You long for a legacy, and to defy Death,” it says, a cruel, empty smile spreading on its face. Behind Herpo the Gate opens with a crack and a rumble, felt in his bones instead of heard with his ears. “I will teach you humility, Herpo Paracelsus of Xerxes.

“I will teach you despair, and the price of your hubris.”

 

There is White, and a Gate, and a world unlike his own.




[Wednesday, 3 November 1993, Astronomy Tower]

 

Ed can’t really focus on the star chart he’s supposed to be working on, his mind still wholly occupied with what he’d read in that book two days prior.

Someone from Xerxes got displaced here.

At first he’d thought he must have read wrong, considering he’s not actually fluent in Old Amestrian. Or Xerxian, he supposes, and isn’t that interesting to know. How had his father gotten his hands on ancient books from a destroyed civilization?

But no matter how he read the letters, how he traced back the etymology of the words, it all lead to the same conclusion.

Someone from Xerxes had been displaced here by Truth before.

The question is, does it actually matter? Ed knows his way back. This wasn’t a Toll like his limbs had been, it wasn’t supposed to humble him. It was a bargain, an exchange of services, a business transaction.

Clean up Riddle’s mess, then clean up Father’s mess back home, and all’s well that ends well.

But why does that feel too easy?

The Truth Ed knows is straightforward. Equivalent Exchange. You pay a Toll and get Knowledge. It’s the law of the world, something doesn’t come from nothing.

Why, then, had Truth offered him this deal? At first glance it almost feels like cheating, until you really think about it. He cleans up one man’s mess and survives. He cleans up another’s, and gets his brother back. A life for a life, basically. Both men were people who had skirted their dues, and he was just playing tax collector for the universe.

But why him?

Was he just convenient? Ed doubts that anyone has opened the Gate as many times as he has, really, he should get a loyalty card of some kind at this rate. Perform five human transmutations and get the sixth half price.

Somehow, Ed can’t shake the feeling that he’s missing something.

“Ed? You okay there?”

He flinches, looking up from his half-empty star chart to meet Neville’s concerned gaze. “Huh? Oh, yeah, just got lost in thought, don’t worry,” he tries to smile, but worries it comes off as forced.

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah, really, I’m okay,” he assures his friend again, putting his chart aside to grab the telescope. Ed looks through it, still pointed at the grounds rather than the sky, and is surprised to see that same large, black dog wandering about. This time it’s nearby the Quidditch pitch, and seems to be slowly inching towards the entrance, looking around as if to make sure no one sees it.

That dog is weird.

But weird dogs at a magic school aren’t truly weird, are they?

He moves the telescope towards the star-covered sky, and tries to push the dog and Herpo out of his mind.

He’s only mildly successful.




[Saturday, 6 November 1993, Quidditch Pitch]

 

There was, quite possibly, no worse weather to play Quidditch in than what they were facing right now.

Ed had gotten absolutely drenched the second he had stepped out of the castle with the rest of the Slytherin team, and suddenly wishes himself back into the fucking blizzard in Baschool.

“I swear, why you guys insist on playing in the middle of a thunderstorm is beyond me,” he says, and certainly doesn’t whine, pulling the bright green robe over his head with a sigh. “Like, what if we get hit by lightning?”

“Then we get hit by lightning,” Flint says, rolling his eyes. “Stop complaining, Elric.”

Ed does, but mostly because he knows it is useless to keep the argument going. At least Hermione had taught him her pocket fire spell, tiny flames that didn’t burn but kept you warm. He’d conjure them all around his fucking bed tonight.

(sometimes he wondered at how quickly he had taken to using magic as casually as that, when he had started out finding it off-putting and unnerving)

“Alright,” Flint declares when they are all in their game robes. “Let’s do this without dying, eh?”

“Fuck you, too,” Ed grumbles, and flips his team captain off.

The wind and rain almost bowls them all over when they step out onto the field, and Ed once again wonders why he ever let Draco talk him into this, before remembering that he is a competitive motherfucker at heart and actually enjoys flying.

Just not in this fucking weather.

Over the wind he doesn’t hear Madam Hooch blow her whistle, but figures she has called the start of the match when the rest of his team makes off into the air. He follows, thanking his automail for giving him the weight necessary not to be blown to the wayside.

This is fucking horrible, Ed thinks, wondering how the fuck he’s supposed to see a tiny golden ball in this mess. All he can see is dark gray rain and blurry green and red shapes zooming past; the wind is too loud to even make out commentary. If you asked him what the score was or if any of the players had just crashed into the muddy ground like a trainwreck he wouldn’t be able to tell you.

All he really wants is to find the fucking Snitch, or else have Harry catch it, so they can all go back inside and dry off.

A black shape speeds towards him and he barely manages to duck the Bludger, then almost flies head first into a Gryffindor Chaser. He thinks she might be cursing him, or maybe she’s just cursing the weather.

This was fucking pointless.

The bright light of lightning arcs across the sky, and the shrill sound of a whistle shrieks over the thunderclap, signaling a timeout.

Really, Ed would prefer the match just be canceled, but no one is asking him.

He lands, swiping his wet bangs out of his face and wondering what was going on beyond the one foot radius he could still see clearly.

“Any luck yet?” He looks at Flint and Draco walking over to him and just shakes his head, momentarily feeling like a wet dog. “Shit. Well, no use, we’ll just have to hope and keep trying; Gryffindor’s got a forty point lead.”

“I’m trying,” Ed says, rolling his eyes. “But it’s kinda hard to see a tiny ball in this mess.”

“I wasn’t criticizing you,” Flint says, watching as Hooch signals them to remount their brooms. “Just annoyed.”

“Mood,” he sighs, kicking off the moment the whistle sounds again.

The lightning is getting more frequent, and the wind and rain more violent, and Ed hopes that either he or Harry can end the match quickly. No matter how competitive he can be, at this point he just wants some hot soup and cocoa, fuck the match.

Another bolt of lightning illuminates the sky, casting the world in sharp contrast, and Ed sees light reflect off a tiny golden surface.

He turns and makes to dive for it when a shudder runs through him, a cold that goes beyond being soaked and windswept.

“You and I, we are just the same, Fullmetal Alchemist!”

“No,” he mutters under his breath, the single word swept away by the wind.

But he realizes he can’t hear the wind anymore.

“Let us play!”

Ed sweeps his eyes over the field, hoping to pinpoint where the fucking Dementors must be and trying to fight off the blackness encroaching his vision like tar.

It’s no use.

His fingers slip on the wet wood of the broom, and he falls to the sound of an echoing voice.

“Hello, my little alchemist.”

Chapter 11: Grit Your Teeth (don’t give up without a fight)

Summary:

The aftermath of the Quidditch match, and some (a lot) of talking!

Chapter Text

When Ed wakes up there is White, and a Gate, and the Truth.

“So did I brain myself on the pitch,” he starts, sitting up with a groan. “Or did you just miss me?”

Truth’s grin is less unnerving than it ought to be, and Ed blames it on having seen it too many times. “It was your soul that decided to pay me a visit, my little alchemist.”

Something cold washes over him. “I—, huh?”

Truth hums, tapping their chin in thought. “Normally I wouldn’t tell, but we’re friends now, I suppose,” the grin widens, and Ed wants to take a fucking nap. “Dementors, at their worst, affect your soul. Part of your body is here, so your soul fled imminent danger when given the chance.”

Ed wants to unpack that never, thank you very much. “I… see. So I’m not—,”

“You’re still alive and kicking, don’t worry,” Truth shrugs. “But this works just as well,” they raise Ed’s stolen hand and suddenly hold Herpo’s book in it, waving it around. “I see you’ve met… an old acquaintance.”

He stares at the book. “He—, the guy mentioned homunculus research, in Xerxes, before he got displaced by you. So the homunculi really are made from the souls of the citizens of Xerxes?”

“Yes.”

The answer is curt and nonchalant, and it makes Ed’s skin crawl. “Is that why you had me find it?”

Truth tilts their head in apparent confusion, the grin falling. “You misunderstand, Edward Elric; I had nothing to do with you finding his writings. I would have just as well seen his name be forgotten to history, but alas, he was stubborn,” like an afterthought they add. “Family trait, I’m afraid.”

The fuck is that supposed to mean?

“A legacy,” Ed says instead of pressing it further. “He craved a legacy, to be remembered, and you sent him to this world. Why?”

The grin returns. “Continue reading, and maybe you’ll find out.”

Ed would rather not. Something was off-putting about the book, not quite like magic or the taboo, but rather like he was opening a can of worms he was never supposed to even discover. Maybe it was just the general unpleasantness of the man coming through in his writing.

“You know,” Truth muses, idly tapping Ed’s fingers on the cover of the book. “It is quite amusing, that it was you to find it.”

He raises an eyebrow. “Because I’m the only one in that world who’d be able to read it?”

“... not quite,” Truth says, and whether they mean there are others who can read it or because there’s a different reason the coincidence amuses them Ed can’t tell. “I’d say it’s safe for you to return to your body now, my little alchemist.”

And before Ed can say something, protest, ask another question, anything, the white dissolves, and when he blinks open his eyes he finds himself in the Hospital Wing, feeling like he’d been hit by a particularly angry train.




[Saturday, 6 November 1993, Hospital Wing]

 

To Harry’s left a groan sounds in the dark Hospital Wing, and he sleepily grapples for his glasses lying on the nightstand. Turning his head he can just barely make out Ed blinking his eyes open, a bit of moonlight the only illumination they’re going to get at the late hour of the night.

“Hey,” Harry says dryly. “How was your nap?”

“I feel like the school squid slammed me into the castle walls,” Ed deadpans, voice sounding hoarse. “You?”

“About the same,” Harry responds, earning himself a wry chuckle. “Some luck, huh?”

“Great start to my Quidditch career,” Ed snarks, and the shadowy lump Harry suspects is him moves as if rubbing his face with a hand. “Told Flint it was a shitbrained idea to play in this weather.”

Harry can’t help but snort. “Quidditch always happens.”

“Shitbrained, like I said.”

“Not wrong,” Harry chuckles, then sobers. “Glad you’re okay, though.”

Ed hums, returning the sentiment. “I hate those things.” The way he says it sounds more like he means to say I hate being helpless, and it’s a feeling Harry shares. But before he can say anything Ed shuffles in his bed and seems to take something from a pocket. There is some blue light and a click, then. “Wow, it’s 11PM? Really?”

Right, Ed doesn’t like being serious. “Thank god it’s Sunday.”

“Yeah,” Ed says, more light shining before he shuffles once more. “We should try to sleep.”

“Been there, couldn’t do it.”

Ed is silent for a bit before he speaks up again, and his tone reminds Harry of the twins. “Did Pomfrey give you any potions?”

“Uh, no?”

“Alright,” Ed says, and moves from his bed, swaying a little, before lighting his wand up and looking around a bit. In the light from his spell his eyes look more silver than gold, and the shape of his face scratches at a memory he can’t place. Ed then makes his way over to what Harry assumes is the medicine cupboard.

“Are… you sure you should do this?”

“I’ll apologize to her in the morning,” he simply shrugs, opening the cabinet with nonverbal magic, it seems, the same blue light shining brightly and leaving sun spots in his vision. Ed walks to his side with a vial full of pink liquid and loosens the stopper. “This said Drowsiness Draught? I think the fume is supposed to make us sleepy, if I remember right.”

“Uh,” Harry starts, but then the sickly sweet smell of the pink cloud enters his lungs and he can feel his eyelids grow heavy.

“Wow,” he thinks he hears Ed mutter as sleep starts to engulf him. “That was quick.”




[Sunday, 7 November 1993, Hospital Wing]

 

When Ed wakes up again it’s to the sound of arguing.

“Oi! We won’t let you near our Seeker while he’s still weak!” A voice Ed doesn’t recognize shouts at someone, and he slowly blinks his eyes open, realizing the noise is coming from the door to the Hospital Wing. Beside him Harry groans.

“Oh really,” Draco’s muffled drawl answers. “How do we know you lot aren’t gonna hurt our Seeker, huh, Weasley?”

“If you can’t be peaceful,” Madam Pomfrey barks. “Then no one will visit either of them.”

“But—,” the Weasley-Ed-doesn’t-know starts, and he’s had enough.

“Good luck trying to hurt me,” he shouts across the room. “And if anyone hurts Harry, you’ll have a fatal accident. Now shut up, your shouting can raise the dead!”

To his right Harry has sat up and put on his glasses, looking as tired as Ed feels. “Can you guys be civil? Please?”

Some low murmuring follows their statements, and a short while later a gaggle of teenagers shuffle up to their beds, divided down the middle like touching each other would spell their doom. Hermione gives Ed a relieved smile and a little wave, while Ron and, Ed assumes, Fred and George just throw him wary glances before huddling around Harry.

“So, that was a great first match for you, huh,” Draco sighs, lightly slapping his shoulder in disapproval. “Was afraid you’d brained yourself.”

“Takes more than a fall to kill me,” Ed rolls his eyes, thanking Pansy as she hands him a pastry and a glass of pumpkin juice she’d brought from breakfast. “What happened after Harry and I said so long, cruel world and took a nosedive off our brooms?”

“They’re rescheduling the match,” Draco says with a shrug. “Not really a point in playing when both Seekers go buh-bye and take an aerial nap, you know?”

“I’d argue there wasn’t much point to the game in the first place, what with the weather and all,” Ed argues, pushing Blaise away with his foot as he tries to steal a bite from his pastry. “That’s mine, honeypie.”

“But sweetheart—,”

“No. There’s two things I don’t share: my toothbrush and my food.”

“Just say you don’t love me anymore.”

“Never have, love of my life,” Ed deadpans, stuffing the rest of his pastry into his mouth, maintaining eye contact the entire time out of spite. He can feel the confused gazes of the Gryffindors on him, and it’s remarkably entertaining. “On a scale from one to ten, how pissed was Dumbledore?”

His friends exchange a look, then a new voice pipes up from behind them. “I’d say about thirty-seven,” Neville says, waving shyly at him over Blaise’s shoulder. “Hey, good to see you’re both okay.”

“Yeah well,” Ed shrugs, taking the box Neville holds out with a mild frown. “From what I’ve heard Harry is harder to kill than a cockroach, and I’ve survived worse than a short drop like that,” he squints at the writing on the box. “What the fuck are Berty Bott’s All Flavor Beans?”

Neville grins. “Try one and find out.”

Ed wags a finger at him. “I never should have unlocked your snark.”

“No, you really shouldn’t have,” his friend agrees, looking a bit startled when Pansy fetches him a chair to sit down in.

Meanwhile, Ed has opened the box and taken out a greenish-gray looking bean. “Will I regret this?”

“Maybe,” Draco grins, the prick.

He puts the bean in his mouth and chews carefully, then relaxes. “Oh, peppermint, nice,” holding out the box he has the distinct impression his friends are disappointed. “Want some?” The four of them take one each and when he holds it out to Harry’s side of the gathering they take one as well, some more reluctantly than others.

“Ew, garlic,” Blaise sticks out his tongue, and Ed smirks.

“Yeah, no, no kisses for you then.”

Draco and Neville choke on their beans, and Ron throws them an appalled look. “Wait, you two are, like, actually—?”

“What’s it to you?” Ed raises an eyebrow at him, waiting for him to squirm. “I’m pulling your leg, relax.”

“What’s it matter to you, Ronniekins,” one of the twins teases, leaning over his little brother. “Jealous?”

“No!” Ron’s face is going scarlet. “But he said he and Bill were soulmates, what was I supposed to think?”

Blaise lets out an exaggerated gasp, putting a hand to his chest. “What? You never told me about this, you two-timing scoundrel!”

“Honeysuckle, please, let me explain!” Ed says with dramatics, but can’t keep his laughter in long enough to keep the theater going. Draco groans and pushes him over by the face, grabbing the box of all flavor beans and taking out another before holding it out to everyone but Blaise to get seconds.

“So, snakeyboy,” one of the twins sidles over to him suddenly, an eyebrow raised. “You know our big bro?”

Ed mimics the expression. “What if I do?”

“Oh, right,” twin number two says, joining his brother. “We are Fred and George.”

He hums. “Bill mentioned we might get along, actually.”

“Oh no,” Hermione says, sounding only half-serious. “Don’t let them team up.”

“Is that so?” The twin who’d been introduced as Fred says. “Well, either the curses and desert heat fried Billy-boy’s brain, or we’ll have to put that theory to the test someday.”

Ed leans back with a smirk playing at his lips. “Really? You’d hang out with a snake?”

The other twin, George, shrugs, crossing his arms. “Might as well see what the hubbub is about.”

Pansy sighs, stealing another bean from the box. “Can’t believe Ed is charming all the Weasleys.”

“Really?” Neville asks, taking another bean as well and earning himself surprised looks from everyone around. “I’d say it was inevitable.”

“Two months,” Draco says with a meaningful look in Ron’s direction. “Wouldn’t wanna lose that bet, eh?”

“What bet?” Fred and George ask at once, eyes gleaming with mischief and apparently forgetting who they’re currently talking to.

Ed throws a dark brown bean at Draco’s face. “Don’t tell them, they look like they wanna rig it.”

“What?” Fred says, fake gasp and pearl clutching and all. “We would never!”

 

Harry can’t help staring at the weird collection of people joking around Ed and throwing jellybeans at each other. “So, uh, did I get a concussion?”

“Nope,” Ron says. “The world has just gone mad.”

“You two are so dramatic,” Hermione rolls her eyes, plopping down at the foot of the bed. “When I tutored her Ginny actually told me that Ed’s been jinxing people who are bullying her friend Luna, and the whole school has been talking about Ed’s antics. Just accept that you were wrong, Ron.”

“I wasn’t wrong,” Ron maintains. “I swear he’s hiding something.”

“Doesn’t everyone hide something?” Hermione points out. “Do you share everything about yourself? Ed knows stuff about muggles on par with a muggleborn, Ron, if he says he doesn’t care about this blood stuff I believe him,” she gnaws on her lip, then lowers her voice. “Malfoy has been having normal conversations with me during Ancient Runes, and hasn’t said a slur in my vicinity once this year. He’s joked around with me, even. I don’t care if Ed is secretly Grindelwald if he manages to clean up their attitudes.”

Harry hums. “People keep saying he’s a Werewolf—,”

“Oh, don’t start with that, please,” Hermione pleads, facepalming. “You can’t believe those rumors, I know you aren’t stupid, Harry.”

Ron frowns. “Do you know something we don’t?”

Hermione glares through the gaps between her fingers. “Evidently. Let me just assure you that Ed isn’t a Werewolf.”

“What, did you snog him under the moonlight?” Ron sneers, rolling his eyes, yelping when Hermione slaps him upside the head. “Ow! What was that for?”

“Being a dumbass,” she replies coolly, then looks at Harry and bites her lip again. “There’s something you ought to know, by the way. About your broom.”

His blood runs cold, and to their left the group around Ed’s bed grows quiet, suddenly focused on them as Hermione reaches under the bed to retrieve a bundle of—

“Oh,” Harry croaks. “Oh.”

“... yeah,” Ron says, shifting in his seat. “It had a nice little slapfight with the Whomping Willow after you fell.”

“What happened to the one I was flying?” Ed asks, his golden eyes flicking over to Malfoy before focusing back on the remnants of Harry’s Nimbus 2000.

“Hit Flint in the face,” Malfoy drawls, wincing a little as he looks at the splintered broom. “So aside from his ugly mug’s imprint it’s fine.”

Ed hums, leaning closer to Harry’s bed. “Hey, can I see that for a sec?” Harry isn’t sure what good that would do, the broom was broken beyond repair, but he hands the bundle over anyways. Ed has removed his gloves — Harry hadn’t even realized he wore them to sleep, too — and is now inspecting the larger parts of his ruined Nimbus. “I’m gonna guess some parts got lost, huh?”

“Yeah,” Ron says, for once not sounding like he’s out for a fight. “That was all Flitwick could find.”

“I see,” Ed hums, frowning as he rearranges the pieces into the vague shape of a broom. “The large pieces still have the enchantments, but they’re weak.”

“You can’t repair brooms with magic when they’re that messed up,” Malfoy points out, but Ed waves him off without sparing him a glance.

“Not gonna use magic, beyond repairing the enchantments as best as I can.”

Harry shifts forward, and so does everyone else as Ed brings his hands up when he seems satisfied with his arrangement. “What do you mean?”

“Just watch,” he says, face concentrated as he claps his hands and brings them down to the splintered broom, blue lightning arcing across it like a miniature thunderstorm. Before Harry’s eyes the pieces move like liquid, slowly merging back together. There are faint marks along the broomstick as the light recedes, and it seems thinner and to be shaped slightly differently, but—

“How,” Fred says, flabbergasted. “Did you do that?”

“Alchemy,” Ed says simply, picking it up and inspecting his work with a mild frown before holding it out to Harry again. “I’m not, like, a professional broom maker, so the enchantments might not be as good as before, and since I had to make up for the lost pieces it could be a bit wonky to fly, but better than nothing until you can get a replacement, right?”

“You—,” Harry starts, but isn’t sure what to say. He can tell there is a difference just from holding it, even beyond the surface level, but it still feels lengths better than the school brooms he’d learned flying on. “Thank you.”

“It’s no problem,” Ed shrugs, blushing slightly as if unused to gratitude. “But, seriously, get yourself a proper replacement. I can’t vouch for how well I fixed the enchantments.”

Suddenly Ed has a face full of Hermione Granger in front of him. “How did you figure out which enchantments were used? How did you mend them? Was that really alchemy? I always thought it was only used for Philosopher’s Stones, and everything I read said you need circles for it—,”

“Hermione,” Ed cuts her off, looking a little uncomfortable. “Take a breath,” he seems to contemplate for a moment. “And for alchemy I need to be able to identify the components of what I’m transmuting, and identifying spells works kinda the same? Same with mending them,” something flashes over his face. “I’m not answering the rest.”

Harry isn’t sure he’s ever seen anyone but Snape refuse to answer one of Hermione’s questions that didn’t have anything to do with secret school business. By the look on her face she feels betrayed beyond reason. “But—,”

“No,” Ed says with the same tone of voice he’d used that day they’d flown over the Quidditch pitch and simply talked, like he was older than he looked. “I won’t talk about that,” there is a sort of finality to his voice that could rival Dumbledore’s, and everyone shifts uneasily.

Madam Pomfrey, with her impeccable timing, chooses that exact moment to shoo out their friends to check them over for release. And as Harry waits for his turn he can’t help but wonder how Ed knows about Philosopher’s Stones, and what about them makes him so uncomfortable.

Harry always thought only Nicolas Flamel had ever managed to create one, and both he and the stone were no more.

So what made him react that way?

“Now, Mr Potter,” Madam Pomfrey’s voice cuts through his thoughts like a knife. “Let’s see your reflexes, hm?”




[Monday, 8 November 1993, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

Remus is starting to dread the end of his third year lessons.

Suppressing a sigh he folds his hands atop his desk and looks up at Ed and Harry, the sight taking his breath away for a moment.

(Ed looks nothing like Sirius, and yet the way he stands side-by-side with Harry is like a punch right to the gut)

“Yes?”

Ed and Harry exchange a look, and that, too, is too uncanny for his liking. Ed speaks up (just like Sirius always instigated everything—), face a careful friendly-neutral. “We’d like to learn how to defend ourselves against Dementors… sir,” he tacks it on as an afterthought, fidgeting slightly like he is berating himself for it. So he’s trying to be polite this time, he guesses.

“Is that so?” Remus chances a glance at Harry, who looks at him as determined as James ever did. “There are teachers—,”

“Who didn’t do shit during the match, no offense,” Ed cuts him off, and beside him Harry flinches. “Harry and I were already falling to the ground by the time any of you stepped in. You and D—, Professor Dumbledore assured that the Dementors wouldn’t make it onto the grounds, yet here we are.”

Remus bites the inside of his cheek. “I promise you that Professor Dumbledore won’t allow this to happen again.”

“Right,” Ed says sarcastically, nodding along. “Please excuse my doubts about the success of that, sir. I’d rather not risk your assurances failing again.”

He looks at Harry again, who had been silent the entire time. “Do you share his doubts?”

Harry flinches again, like being questioned on his trust in Albus inflicted him physical pain, but he swallows and steels himself, meeting his eyes head on. It’s his only feature that is unlike James. “I do trust Professor Dumbledore, but I hate feeling helpless.”

Well, it’s not like he wasn’t concerned either. Two students, so young at that, fainting in the presence of Dementors wasn’t ideal, especially not with how the horde of them had congregated around them despite the veritable buffet laid out for them.

“Alright,” he says, feeling tired. “Meet me on Thursday at 8PM in the History of Magic classroom.”

Harry beams. “Thank you, Professor Lupin!”

“Thank you,” Ed echoes him, slightly bowing his head, right arm twitching a bit.

As the two leave Remus wonders if he had bitten off more than he can chew when he accepted this job.




[Thursday, 11 November 1993, History of Magic classroom]

 

Ed arrives first by virtue of having fewer floors between his common room and the classroom. Seeing that he’s alone he walks around the room to light the candles, only sparing a brief glance when the door opens again to reveal Harry.

“Hey,” he says, flicking his wand to light another candelabra. “Have you started on that Potions essay yet?”

“The one on Shrinking Solutions? He only assigned that this morning!”

Ed pauses, then continues lighting the last few candles. “Yes?”

Harry mutters something under his breath, and responds just when the door opens again. “You’re worse than Hermione, I swear.”

“Am I interrupting something?” Lupin says mildly, laughter in his voice as he walks over to the front of the classroom with a large case and sets it down on Binns’ desk with a huff.

“Not really,” Harry says, walking closer. “Ed is just a swotter.”

“Hey!” Ed shoves him by the shoulder. “I just like to finish my homework as fast as possible. More free time and less stress for me that way.”

“As a teacher I must commend your academic vigor,” Lupin says, crossing his arms. He raises an eyebrow and smirks. “But as a former diligent student, even I must ask when you find the time to sleep.”

“I sleep! Sleep is great, thank you very much. You should ask Hermione that instead.”

“Well,” Lupin says like he suddenly wants to change the topic, patting the case behind him and seeming unperturbed by its rattling. “Let’s start our lesson, shall we? This,” he indicates the case. “Contains a Boggart. I figured since Harry’s takes the form of a Dementor it would be a good option to practice the counterspell on, rather than face off against the real deal.”

Ed shuffles back a little bit. “But… my Boggart isn’t—,” he cuts himself off and clears his throat, trying to shake off his unease. “How would that help me?”

“Yes, we can’t have the Boggart focus on either of us, that’s true,” Lupin agrees with a nod. “But as long as we can get it to keep its focus on Harry, you should be able to try the spell against it as well. If this doesn’t work we’ll figure out something else, of course.”

“Of course,” Ed echoes him hollowly, swallowing. “So, how does the counterspell work?”

“Right,” Lupin gestures for them to take out their wands, doing the same. “The incantation is Expecto Patronum, but that is the easy part. What you need is a happy memory, really happy, one you can focus on, that is powerful. It needs to be strong enough for the Dementor to feed off of, but since a Patronus cannot feel despair, it is impervious to the threat and can protect you.”

A happy memory? Oh, for fuck’s sake. Ed doesn’t have a lot of those.

You do, a voice whispers in his mind. You’re just afraid of what it would mean, if the only ones you can draw from were made here, aren’t you?

No, he thinks vehemently, gritting his teeth. I’m not—,

“Ed?” Lupin’s voice rips him from his spiraling thoughts and he blinks up at the man, momentarily confused where he is. “Are you okay?”

“Yes,” Ed says, far too quickly. “I just… I’m having some trouble thinking of a memory.”

“Oh?” Lupin crosses his arms and leans against Binns’ desk, heedless of the thrashing case. “How come? You have a lot of friends, and when I see you with them you seem to have a lot of fun. Why do you think none of those memories would suffice?”

Because they don’t mean anything when weighed against his mistakes.

Because how can any of them count when his sins are so loud every time the Dementors come close?

Because none of this will last. I will leave this world one day and then what? How will any of this be worth a damn thing when I’m back home?

A hand comes to rest on his shoulder, and he looks up at Lupin’s worried face. “Ed, the memory you choose doesn’t have to mean anything beyond making you happy. All it has to do is make you forget, for just a moment, all the bad things that happened,” he seems to consider for a moment. “It can also be a memory you wish to make, or you wish were real, if you can imagine it well enough. Something that would make you the happiest person in the world if it happened.”

“... really?” Harry asks this almost timidly from his right, and Lupin’s piercing green gaze moves from him to his friend. “It can just be something we wish for?”

“... yes, but those are harder to channel into the spell than real memories.”

Ed bites his lip, because he knows what would make him happier than anything else. And he can picture it in his mind clear as day, because he’s been imagining it for the past three years.

He flicks his wand, and mutters. “Expecto Patronum.” Bright silver mist shoots from the tip like fog, and he smiles up at his teacher. Beside him, Harry mimics him.

“Okay, you two,” Lupin grins at them, moving behind the desk. “Let’s give this a shot, eh?”

Chapter 12: Words Can’t Express (the depths of my disappointment)

Summary:

Lupin finally comes out and asks his question, and Ed gets to hear parseltongue for the first time!

Notes:

JKR made the wonderful (neg) decision to have the Statute of Secrecy established during the witch trials in Europe, even though that makes zero sense for the global community nor does it fucking make history make sense, but what else is new? Hence why Ancient Greek people knew what the fuck a wizard is and why they didn't get Men in Blacked.

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Chapter Text

This world is strange.

In a lot of ways it reminds him of home, with its climate and culture just this side of odd to make him pause. Even the language seems to be a dialect of their academic language, the script simplified but still identifiable enough to get by.

But there is no alchemy, their science woefully inadequate. If he had not tried a simple transmutation and succeeded he would have almost feared that it did not exist, that the thing that calls itself Universe had sent him where alchemy did not exist.

But it does, even if the common folk seem unaware of it.

 

The people of this area — they call it Hellas — are an interesting sort to be sure. They see his eyes and call him a magós, and it is one word he cannot glean the meaning of. When he asks them where he could find others of his kind — hoping to find someone knowledgeable in alchemy, at last — they only flee, leaving him confused and slightly offended.

It is a few months since his arrival — during which he had had to get by transmuting himself money for food and lodgings — that he finds someone who does not flee.

“Ah,” says the woman, all sharp features and haughty countenance. “You must be far from home, still having trouble with the language? Yes, the tetrimméno people tend to be quite scared of us, for good reason. Let me show you around.”

 

The woman introduces herself as Pandora (“Yes, my parents were quite taken with that myth. It’s just as well, I am quite the curious sort.”) and takes it upon herself to introduce him to Hellas’ magic community.

Magic.

That which is beyond science and doesn’t exist. All things in the world can be explained by science, yet here he is, in a world that does not know alchemy, yet knows magic.

Pandora mistakes his horror for shock. “Oh, yes, after the last conflict we have decided to mostly stick to our own kind. It is too much of a hassle to try and placate those simple-minded fools.”

She shows him their market, filled with stores and stalls selling outrageous things he cannot begin to fathom, and he makes for the nearest scholastic building the moment Pandora bids him farewell. But she doesn’t leave without telling him her address and asking him to visit for some wine.

Herpo might take her up on the invitation.

Once he’s caught his bearings, that is.

 

 



[Saturday, 13 November 1993, Quidditch Pitch]

 

It feels good to be in the air again.

Before, he might have found it unsettling, how much he enjoys flying, but now he just embraces the relaxation it brings him.

Besides, he needs it right now.

Herpo had sounded far too much like Ed for his comfort. He could blame it on the man coming from his own world, where magic does not and cannot exist, at the man being an alchemist and very obviously not being very religious, if at all. They just happen to have a lot in common.

But still.

Even amongst alchemists Ed is a bit over the top. Amestris might not be a very religious country, but even then most people aren’t going to see something that calls themselves God, takes their limbs and throws them into another dimension and still deny a deity exists.

Granted, that is mostly because Ed takes issue with what people commonly call God. Because Truth isn’t like Leto, or Ishvala, or any of the countless deities people pray to. Truth is an overseer, making sure the balance is kept. Something is given, something is gained. Equivalent fucking exchange.

So, no, Ed isn’t religious, because Truth — God, the Universe, One, All — is just part of the natural order of things. Ed can explain Truth without needing fucking religion to do it.

But, he gets it. It’s hard to stay strong in that conviction when you are faced with Truth and then dragged through the Gate, get knowledge shoved into your head like the universe is trying to stuff a fucking sausage. Maybe, if he had only opened the Gate once, he would have been inclined to mystify it more.

But at this point? Truth had lost any and all of the mysterious air they might have once held. If anything they are positively and mindnumbingly mundane, if you ask him.

So seeing that attitude reflected in a guy from fucking centuries ago, who didn’t even get much interaction with Truth before getting flung here is… discomforting.

(it’s the same sort of discomfort he felt when he realized he had things in common with Mustang or Hohenheim or Scar or even fucking Kimblee, that sudden renewed awareness that he was just as capable of bad things as anyone else)

Ed swerves around the goalposts and makes to dive towards the ground when he sees it again, the huge black dog sitting by the edge of the forest. It sits, and it waits.

“This fucking dog is starting to creep me out,” he mutters to himself, debating on whether to fly closer or just ignore it altogether. But before he’s made a decision there is more movement, and he watches, transfixed, as a giant orange cat traipses towards the dog. They seem to communicate something, by the looks of it, their jaws parting to make noises he can’t catch, then the cat rubs its head against the dog’s flank and walks off towards the castle again.

The dog suddenly turns its head towards Ed, their eyes meeting for a split second, and then it is off into the depths of the forest.

“Alright,” Ed says. “I’m officially creeped out by that dog.”




[Monday, 15 November 1993, Ancient Runes classroom]

 

Ed sits down next to Hermione, startling her out of her reading of, he squints, Home Life and Social Habits of British Muggles. Yikes. “Hey.”

“Hey,” she mutters distractedly, her eyebags looking like she got punched in the face. “What’re you doing in Muggle Studies?”

“... we’ve got Ancient Runes right now,” he says slowly, raising his eyebrows as something like despair flits over her face. “Are you sure you need this many classes?”

“Shut up.”

“Okay,” he shrugs, taking out his textbook and journal. “Hey, that cat of yours, what’s he look like again?”

Hermione frowns at him, visibly tired. “Hm? Oh, Crookshanks? He’s fluffy and orange, really big. Why?”

“I saw a cat near the forest the other day, and wondered if it was yours.” That’s only part of it, but he didn’t need to worry her. “Was just making sure.”

She groans, rubbing her hands over her face in frustration. “For the love of—, first he keeps attacking Ron’s stupid rat and now he’s wandering into the Forbidden Forest? Oh, Crookshanks, what am I supposed to do with you?”

“Uh,” Ed hedges, afraid he’ll set her off somehow. “What’s with your cat and Ron’s… rat?”

“I don’t know!” She growls, throwing up her hands. “Crookshanks is fixated on Scabbers, and I don’t understand it. There are so many rats around the castle he could hunt, but he keeps trying to break into their dorm to get at him. It’s almost like he has a grudge against him and I don’t get it!” Hermione looks at him. “And the worst part is that Ron keeps blaming me for it. Crookshanks is a cat.”

Well, that didn’t make any of what he saw less confusing.

“I’m sorry,” he says. “If I can help somehow just tell me, okay?”

She sags in her seat, head thumping onto the pages of her book. “Thanks, Ed.”

“Anytime.”




[Thursday, 18 November 1993, History of Magic classroom]

 

Ed finishes off the rest of his chocolate bar and walks over to the waste bin, chucking the wrapper in it with a slightly shaking hand. Both he and Harry barely managed more than some silver mist again, and didn’t last all that long besides. He’s pretty sure he’s got a huge bump forming at the back of his head and is going to have some nice nightmares to boot.

Running a hand through his bangs he turns back to the room at large with a sigh, only to stop short when he realizes that he’s now alone with Lupin. “Where’s Harry?”

“I sent him on ahead,” Lupin says with his weird not-quite smile. “I’d like to talk to you in private, if you don’t mind.”

Not again.

“Sure,” Ed says, sitting down on one of the desks and tilting his head expectantly. “Go ahead.”

Lupin seems to fight with himself for a long moment, eventually drawing up a chair and sitting down on it, facing Ed with his hands clasped in his lap. “I’ve tried to go about this delicately, but you’ve been exceptionally stubborn and evasive.”

The corner of his mouth twitches up in what Ed is sure is a very Mustang-like smirk. “Thank you, Professor.”

“That was not meant as a compliment,” Lupin says with the tone of voice one uses to state the obvious.

Ed’s smirk grows into a full blown grin. “Oh, I know.”

Lupin pinches the bridge of his nose with a groan, then pins him with a glare. “I’m trying to be serious here.” Ed raises an eyebrow and waves for him to continue. “Ed… are you a Werewolf?”

“No,” he says as flatly as he can manage, willing himself not to laugh or rage at the stupidity.

“Because if you are,” Lupin says like he hadn’t answered at all. “I need you to know that I won’t judge you.”

“I wouldn’t give a fuck if you did, Professor,” Ed says, his patience running thin. “But I also didn’t take you as someone who would, considering your reaction to my essay. Frankly, I’m mostly offended that apparently I can only care about a marginalized group if I’m a part of it.”

Lupin blinks at him, his words seemingly sinking in, finally. “Oh?”

“Don’t oh me,” Ed rolls his eyes. “Just because your country is hellbent on ostracizing Werewolves doesn’t mean I have to agree, or means I have to be a Werewolf to give two shits about them. So, no, Professor, I don’t turn into a wolf with anger issues once a month, I am an asshole with anger issues all month. Is that all?”

Lupin still doesn’t look fully convinced, but seems to think better of arguing further. “Yes, that would be all, Ed, thank you for your time.”

“Great,” he snarks, jumps off the desk he’d been sitting on, and leaves.

Fucking wizards I swear.




[Sunday, 21 November 1993, History of Magic classroom]

 

“Alright,” Ed says, dropping a fresh notebook and a pen on the desk and sitting down with Harry, Ron and Hermione. “I’ve got us a snake we can use.”

The other three lean back a bit in their chairs as he reaches into his robe pocket and takes out a long dark green snake with a yellow marking around its neck and puts it on the desk between them. The snake blinks sleepily up at them before curling back into a tight coil.

Ron points at it. “Uh, are you sure that one’s not venomous?”

“Hm? No, not at all,” Ed shrugs, flipping open his notebook nonchalantly. “But I figure if it is we can have Harry ask it not to bite us.”

“What if it had bitten you?” Hermione looks at him like he’s mad, and it’s only a little bit offensive.

“Then I would have gone to Madam Pomfrey, obviously,” he rolls his eyes. “Alright, Harry, we’ve got you a snake, go talk in your parcel language.”

“It’s parsel,” Hermione corrects him, and he just waves her off.

“Whatever. Go on, Harry.”

“Uh, alright,” he says awkwardly, carefully poking the snake awake and clearing his throat when it focuses on him. “Hello? My name’s Harry.”

The snake blinks sleepily, and Ed frowns. “Why didn’t it work? I thought you can do it when there’s a snake?”

Harry opens his mouth to reply when Ron holds up his hand and frowns at Ed. “What are you talking about? He just did it!”

Ed blinks. “Are you pulling my leg?”

“No, Harry really did speak parsel just now, didn’t you hear it?” Hermione is looking at him like she wants to dissect him, or maybe write an essay on him. Maybe both. “He just made hissing noises!”

“No, he didn’t. He just greeted the snake and introduced himself in normal fucking English.”

“Uhm,” Harry speaks up, sounding unsure. “Ed, are you a parselmouth? Cos to me it sounds like normal English, too.”

“What the fuck? I think I’d know if I could speak to animals.”

“Would you though?” Ron is looking at him in a mix of confusion and suspicion. “Harry didn’t know until he was, like, ten.”

Ed opens his mouth to argue, but… would he know? He’s only been in this fucking world for barely three months, and it would be just typical of Truth to give him a weird ability like that and not tell him. He closes his mouth and huffs, crossing his arms. “I still think you’re pulling a prank on me.”

“Ed,” Hermione says with a tone of voice reminiscent of McGonagall. “We’re friends, right? At least believe me when I tell you we aren’t joking.”

He glares at her for a moment, then looks at the happily napping snake and prods at it until it raises its head, looking very put upon. “Oi, you, can you understand me?”

“What the fuck,” Ron mutters under his breath. “Are you serious?”

Ed is kept from asking him what he’s on about by a slightly lisping voice speaking up, sounding very tired and annoyed. “Yes, obviously, now either let me sleep or put me back in your pocket, at least it was warm in there.”

He blinks, mouth opening and closing several times before he looks up at the others. “Did… did that snake just talk?”

“That’s kinda what being a parselmouth is, isn’t it?” Ron snarks. “Did you seriously not know?”

“When was I just gonna casually talk to a snake?” Ed throws his arms up. “Are you saying I was hissing just now?”

Hermione and Ron say yes at the same time that Harry says not that I could tell, and Ed wants Truth to just yeet him back home at this point.

“Why does it bother you that much?” Hermione asks him, and Ed groans into his hands.

“I wanted to write a dictionary! How the fuck am I supposed to do that when it just sounds like English to me?”

There is a long moment of silence at his outburst, then Ron starts to snicker until he devolves into full on laughter, tears running down his cheeks. “I can’t -ha- believe it. That’s what’s bothering you? Holy shit you really are just a giant fucking nerd!”

Ed snaps his head up and glares. “Oi!”

“I’m sorry I ever thought you were bad news, you are literally just a weirder Hermione, I can’t—,” he cuts himself off and keeps laughing, heedless of the rest of them just staring at him like he’s gone mad.

(rightfully so, in Ed’s opinion)

“Great, so now that we’ve established that I’m not secretly out to murder the whole school,” Ed deadpans, gingerly picking up the snake and putting it back in his pocket.

(hey, it had said it liked it in there, might as well be nice to it)

“Ron admitting he was wrong, has that ever happened?” Hermione says sweetly, raising her eyebrows at her friend and smirking when he stops laughing to glare at her.

Ed turns to Harry. “Hey, wanna try and see if we can do that parsel stuff without the snake? Maybe since we both speak it it will work, I kinda wanna see if you’d understand me if I speak my native language.”

“You got used to this development pretty quickly, huh?”

He shrugs. “I’ve honestly seen weirder shit.”

Harry seems to contemplate that, then shrugs. “Fair enough,” he frowns, clears his throat. “Uh, is it working?”

They turn as one to Ron and Hermione who just shrug. Ron raises an eyebrow. “Just hissy noises.”

“Cool,” Ed says, turning back to Harry. “Imagine the smack we could talk about people.”

Harry snorts. “Is that really the first thing that comes to mind?”

“Just think! We could insult Snape to his face.”

“Would you two let us in on your snakey conversation? We’re feeling a bit left out over here,” Ron groans, letting his head rest heavily in his palm. “We should have never agreed to this.”

“It’s a bit bothersome we can’t tell when we’re speaking it,” Harry says, by the looks of it in English since Hermione and Ron don’t look confused and annoyed anymore.

Ed hums, tilting his head. “I think the s sounds are slightly off when we speak parsel? But yeah, it’s a bit annoying,” turning back to Harry he goes for the true litmus test. »Alright, what about now, still understand me?«

Harry squints, tilting his head slightly. “That definitely sounded a bit different, but I understood you. It was like the cadence was off?”

“Interesting,” Ed says, trying to make a conscious effort to speak English and hoping it’s working. “So you can understand parsel no matter what language the speaker is ‘thinking’ in, but the speech pattern doesn’t translate. That’s… honestly super confusing but kinda cool.”

“Mate,” Ron sighs, looking very tired. “Pretty sure you’re the only one who’d find that cool.”

“Speak for yourself, Ronald,” Hermione sniffs, then pins Harry and Ed with gleaming, almost manic, eyes. “Let’s run some more tests!”

“Oh, Merlin’s underpants,” Ron mutters, and is ignored.

Notes:

I could not find a good English-Ancient Greek dictionary, so you just get regular ol' Greek, my bad.

Hellas is both Ancient Greece but also Greece in general
magós is wizard
tetrimméno is mundane

Chapter 13: Beneath the Surface (darkness lurks)

Summary:

Ed and his continuing quest to be as suspicious as humanly possible without meaning to.

Notes:

We have fanart!! Look at Ed's pretty wand !!!

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Chapter Text

[Wednesday, 24 November 1993, Hogwarts Library]

 

The restricted section of the library feels cold.

That’s the first thought flitting through Ed’s mind as he steps past the cord blocking the entrance off from the rest of the library. It’s not a physical cold but instead something deeper, something that fills his lungs with dread and the inexplicable urge to turn on his heels and leave.

It’s the feeling he gets when he touches Herpo’s book.

(it’s the feeling he gets when he opens the Gate—)

This is what Dark Magic feels like, isn’t it?

It’s no wonder that these books were kept away from most of the student body. He had barely stepped past the threshold and already felt like he’d made a mistake, like he should go and forget about the whole thing.

Yet at the same time there was an inexplicable pull towards the rows upon rows of jet black shelves, a sickly-sweet kind of allure, his fingers twitching with the urge to take—

Ed shudders.

Dark Magic is like an addiction, his Truth-given knowledge supplies, sounding almost like they were whispering into his ear. Once you’ve had a taste it becomes harder and harder to resist its pull, until it drags you under, never to return. It sticks in your blood and infects all that you touch with its poison.

But he’d never performed Dark Magic—

But you have, haven’t you? Alchemy and Magic are one and the same, and you’ve stepped where mortals are not meant to go. You’ve broken the taboo of Alchemy, who is to say you won’t break the taboo of Magic, too, Little Alchemist?

Ed closes his eyes and takes a deep, fortifying breath, lightly slapping his hands against his cheeks. »Snap out of it, Elric.«

After a few more deep breaths to calm his racing heart he makes for the first shelf and runs his eyes along the plaques marking the topics, slowly walking down aisle after aisle. Illicit Potions, Rare First Editions, Poisonous Plants, Dark Creatures—

Ed stops suddenly, eyes wide. Alchemy, the plaque reads, and he is walking along the length of the shelf before he can stop himself, pulled along like by a leash. Most of it is standard, or even below that, things he wouldn’t even give a second glance back home.

Then his eyes land on a book, navy blue and silver lettering: On the Nature of Immortality by Nicolas Flamel.

His left hand is inches from touching it when he has to make a conscious effort to stop himself. »Truth didn’t specify he used magic, Riddle might have used alchemy. I’m just covering my bases.«

The words sound hollow, an empty platitude, and they are.

The longer he stands before the bookshelf, the longer he stares at the letters on the spine of the tome, the more he can feel it pull him forward like a siren’s song. There is a soundless whisper vibrating in the air, invisible strings wrapping around the something that was touched by the Truth and marred by taboo.

Ed shudders, and pulls the book off the shelf.

His blood sings.

 




Magic was uncomfortable yet resourceful. It defied logic and natural laws, was fickle and unstable, but made many things easier. Something is too heavy? Levitate it. You need to be on the other side of town? Apparate. You need to transport a lot of things? Enchant a pouch to be bigger on the inside while weighing nothing.

Where magic was woefully ill-equipped, however, was the manner of his prime directive: immortality.

The universe had declared that his Toll had been insufficient, but that was only a small setback.

After all, in this strange new world there were many things that extended one’s life or were seemingly immortal. Youth potions and Unicorn blood, the bird that dies and rebirths from the ashes of its corpse, ghosts.

Ghosts.

They are not a soul left behind on the mortal plain, unable to pass on. They were an imprint left behind at the moment of death. They could not tell what awaits on the other side, but Herpo wasn’t exactly interested in that. After all, he never wanted to cross that threshold in the first place. He had no desire to be retrieved from the realm of death – something wizards call Necromancy.

No, what he needed was an anchor, something to chain him to this plain, if he could not extend his life indefinitely.

Body. Mind. Soul.

The trifecta of a living person.

It is the mind that connects body and soul. As long as it is intact one should, theoretically, be unable to move on to the afterlife.

But the body ages, and once it dies the mind shatters, and the soul, untethered, moves beyond.

Untethered.

Now there is a thought.




[Thursday, 25 November 1993, History of Magic classroom]

 

Ed hadn’t even managed some pathetic mist today.

It was like a thick fog had been muddling his brain since he’d stepped into the restricted section, and only worsened when he continued reading Herpo’s book before bed. Which probably hadn’t been a smart idea, but Ed rarely made decisions that were beneficial for his health.

None of what he read was even technically bad, well, not worse than what he’d experienced himself. Ed had met plenty of idiots craving immortality, one of them he’d even count as a friend, not that he would tell Ling that to his face. So, really, it shouldn’t bother him that two more had at one point written about it — although, he was wondering why neither of these idiots bothered to use even rudimentary coding for their writings, fucking—

Anyways.

No, the subject matter wasn’t what was upsetting him, not really.

(well, to be fair, he had only really gotten through half of the thick tome of Flamel’s before he had to leave for dinner, the man had worse handwriting than Ed)

What bothered him was himself.

The way the restricted section had affected him… scared him, if he was honest with himself.

Ed broke the taboo. It had cost his brother almost everything, and he’d never forgive himself for that.

That didn’t mean he thought of himself as an inherently bad person for it, though. He wasn’t good, sure, but he wasn’t evil, either.

And yet—

“Ed?” He flinches at Lupin’s voice, slamming into the desk at his back and cursing as a sharp pain lances up from his hip. “You seem… distracted.”

“I’m fine,” he growls, massaging his aching side.

Lupin raises one quizzical eyebrow at him, evidently not buying it. “Do you want to talk about it?”

“There is nothing to talk about.”

“Ed,” Lupin sighs, sitting down on a desk and clasping his hands between his knees. “We didn’t even use the Boggart today and yet somehow your results were poorer than usual.” Harry had bailed on them in favor of finishing all the homework he had procrastinated on, and Ed was still hellbent on punting him for leaving him alone with Lupin, the asshat. His teacher leans forward, trying to meet his eyes. “You can trust me.”

Ed can’t help but scoff. “Oh, can I, Professor?”

Lupin smiles wryly, almost self-deprecatingly. “Yes, you’d be surprised. I used to be quite the unruly student during my time at Hogwarts myself,” something wistful flashes over his face. “It’s funny, I hear Harry is taking after his father as far as troublemaking goes. It’s a bit nostalgic, really.”

“You knew Harry’s dad?” That was news to him, though to be fair he hadn’t really looked into anything of the sort.

“Oh, yes,” Lupin nods. “We were thick as thieves.”

“Huh,” Ed says, and leaves it at that.

“Alright, Ed, something is clearly bothering you, and I want to help. So, I promise, nothing you say to me tonight will be shared with anyone,” Lupin hesitates. “Really.”

Ed considers this for a long moment. Technically Lupin hadn’t done anything to warrant Ed distrusting him, he’d just been a bit pushy and annoying. But he was giving up his evenings to help Ed and Harry defend themselves against Dementors, had tried to make sure Ed wasn’t dealing with a volatile illness alone.

Could Ed risk it?

You can afford to trust the adults in your life more.

“I—,” he starts, licking his lips uneasily. “I went into the restricted section yesterday.”

Lupin’s green eyes are unyielding as he regards him. He hums. “I see. Yes, I suppose some of the subject matter in those books could… preoccupy someone.” A pause. “Anything in particular?”

What was Ed supposed to say? ‘Oh, nothing big, I’m just suddenly very worried that my idiocy at age eleven is making me susceptible to becoming a Dark Wizard?’

Yeah, right.

“No,” Ed says, forcing his voice to remain steady and his gaze to stay on Lupin’s. The words are acid on his tongue. “Nothing in particular.”




[Saturday, 27 November 1993, Hogwarts Library]

 

Madam Pince blinks at him over the rim of her glasses. “The… student roster, Mr Elric?”

He smiles at her as guilelessly as he can manage. “Yes. Is that a problem?”

“No, it’s just,” she purses her lips. “An unusual request, is all. Follow me, Mr Elric.” Madam Pince doesn’t wait to see if he does, merely makes for one of the corners of the library at a brisk pace some Amestrian soldiers should try to emulate.

His friends had looked at him strangely when he’d said he’d spend the day in the library instead of watching the Hufflepuff-Ravelclaw match, but ultimately shrugged it off as him being a nerd again.

“Try not to write a thesis statement on Vampires next,” Pansy had snorted before dragging both Draco and Blaise off to the pitch.

“Well, this is the archive,” Madam Pince says stiffly, unlocking the door and waving him inside. She gestures at the lectern standing atop a low platform. “Place your wand hand here and request the file of your choice. All the information available only pertains to the school. None of the documents are to leave the archive. Any questions?”

“No, ma’am, thank you very much.”

She throws him another suspicious glare, then closes the door behind her as she leaves.

Ed isn’t even sure why he’s here; he should be in the restricted section, not about to look into his fucking teacher’s childhood buddies. But, well…

Truth be told he was scared. It had been three days since he went in and he still felt like there was freezing tar on his skin, like he was tainted, like one good look at him would be enough to tell what kind of effect the restricted section had had on him.

Beyond that, though, he’d had a nagging feeling that there was something more to the whole thing than meets the eye. After all, if Lupin was friends with Harry’s dad, why hadn’t he taken the kid in? From what he’d been told Harry’s family were awful people, so why would they leave him with them? He’s their Chosen One or whatever the fuck.

It made no sense.

“Remus Lupin,” he says, left hand on the lectern. It hums faintly under his touch, and from somewhere in the room he hears a filing cabinet open. Ed watches with mild fascination as a thin file flies over and lands on the little podium, just waiting for him to open it. “Well, this is definitely handy,” he mutters, flipping it open and skimming it with the routine of someone who’s gone through far too many military files and debriefs in his life.

… Blood Status: half-blood, of course these fuckers note that down… Born: 10 March 1960, huh, we’re close… attended school from ‘71 to ‘78… Gryffindor, because of course… Prefect…

All in all very boring, in Ed’s opinion. There were some entries on detentions served, but not as much as he would have guessed from Lupin’s admission on Thursday.

Well, he might have just not gotten caught.

James Potter’s file is next. Pureblood… Born: 27 March 1960, why are they all so close to my birthday, what the fuck? Same year as Lupin, Gryffindor, Chaser for the Quidditch team… well, Lupin was right about this guy getting in trouble a lot, at least…

This wasn’t really getting him anywhere, though. These files were basic as fuck—

“Wait,” he mutters, rereading the entry again. “Sirius Black?” James Potter and Sirius Black had gotten into detention together enough times to fill five pages—

Ed startles as a third file lands on the lectern; he hadn’t even realized he’d put his hand on it, inadvertently using the summoning charm. Well, might as well read it now that it’s there. Pureblood… 3 November 1959… Gryffindor… about ten pages worth of detention, holy fuck

He blinks. There is a note, penned and signed by Dumbledore, about a change in address dated to ‘76. That wouldn’t be strange in itself, if he hadn’t just read the same address in another file.

Ed leans back, balancing on his heels and tapping a finger on the address line. “So Black moved in with Potter in their sixth year. Black, the Death Eater and mass murderer now after Harry. Harry was… one? When Voldemort killed his parents? So…” he does the math in his head and whistles. “What the fuck, dude? You moved in with the guy when you were sixteen and just five years later you’re working for the dude who kills them off? I’d say Potter needs better friends, but it’s a bit late for that.”

Something still feels weird about that. Surely Black would have known that Voldemort was going after his old buddy. Just how fucked in the head was he to let it happen? That would be like… like him knowing someone was going after Winry and just watching it happen. It doesn’t make sense.

Well, then again, some people were just nuts. Case in point…

“Tom Riddle,” Ed says, left hand placed once again on the lectern. This time there is something off about the summoning charm, but the feeling is gone before he can explore it further. The file lands on the lectern a lot more reluctantly than the others had, and is covered in thick dust.

Those are the fun ones, in Ed’s experience.

“Let’s see… half-blood, wow, ironic. Born 31 December 1926, attended Hogwarts from ‘38 to ‘45, Slytherin, prefect… received an award for Special Services to the School, Head Boy, Medal for Magical Merit… people should have caught on sooner, who the fuck is that much of an overachiever in high school?”

But none of this really gets him anywhere. It’s some nice background information and nothing more. Really, if he didn’t know this guy is Voldemort then—

“Oh. Oh shit,” he sends the files back with a flick of his wrist, knowing it doesn’t help any. There was a big chance that Dumbledore knew Riddle and Voldemort are the same guy, and if that’s the case… well, then Ed had likely just tipped him off that he knew. And how was he supposed to explain that?

Well, the damage was done and there was not much, if anything, Ed could do to mitigate it.

 

When Ed gets to the common room it’s full of people chatting about the match, only throwing him a few glances or greetings in passing as he walks over to the cluster of sofas by one of the fireplaces. He plops down beside Pansy and yawns. “So, who won?”

“Ravenclaw,” she says, shifting so she’s leaning against him rather than the armrest. Ed wonders how his metal arm could be more comfortable, but he’s not gonna bring it up. The easy affection his friends share not just with each other but with him still catches him off guard, but he doesn’t exactly mind. If anything it just makes him miss Winry and Al more. “You’re playing them next, so you gotta win if we want to have a chance at the Cup.”

“No pressure,” Blaise says from the opposite sofa, stretched out with a book so that no one else can sit on it. “But, like, lots of pressure.”

“I love you too,” Ed deadpans, ducking out of the way of a pillow chucked his way by Blaise. “Boo.”

“So, who did you write your next civil rights screed on?” Pansy looks up at him from her nails, dark eyes glinting in amusement. “Oh, lemme guess, Centaurs!”

He rolls his eyes and nudges her lightly. “I didn’t write a ‘civil rights screed’.”

“Right,” Draco drawls, who had just entered the common room with a plate full of pastries he likely pilfered from the kitchen. “That’s why my father wrote to me about the Ministry being all in a tizzy over your essay.”

“Wait, what?” Ed blinks at him, taking a chocolate croissant from the plate. “I thought Dumbledore was kidding.”

Draco raises an eyebrow. “Pardon?”

“Yeah, when he wanted to talk to me, after Ancient Runes?” He waits for his friend to nod. “He asked if he could send my essay to some people, told him to knock himself out. I thought it was a joke, you know, just messing with me. How was I supposed to know he was for real?”

His three friends stare at him for a long moment before Pansy sighs and pats his head. “Oh, you sweet summer child.”

“I was born in March, bitch.”

“Oh, you sweet spring baby,” she coos, moving her hand to pat his cheek and giggling when he mimes biting at it. “Now be a good boy and sit still, I wanna paint my nails.”

Ed is tempted to keep bickering, but then sees her take out a bottle of sparkling black nail polish and decides to let it slide. Instead he takes off his glove and holds his one flesh hand out. “Do mine and I will.”

Pansy’s eyes sparkle more than the polish. Draco groans around his snack. “You’ve done it, she will use you as her galpal now.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing,” Ed says, watching Pansy carefully paint his nails.

“Yeah,” she agrees, flipping her hair. “You’re just jealous.”

“What’s the point of painted nails when you wear gloves all the time?”

Ed blinks at Blaise, and hums. “Good point, I guess everyone already knows I have a metal arm, might as well keep the gloves off.”

“You know what would look great? Eyeliner, your eyes are too pretty not to frame.”

He smirks at her enthusiasm. “Knock yourself out.”

“Oh, I wasn’t asking for permission,” she says blithely, and paints his nails with renewed vigor.




[Sunday, 28 November 1993, Remus Lupin’s Office]

 

Someone is knocking on his door, and Remus wants to punch whoever it is. Even if he didn’t know that the full moon is right around the corner, his short temper would probably be a good enough clue.

Really, though, who the fuck knocks on his door at seven in the morning? On a Sunday?

He pads over to the door from his bed on socked feet and rips it open, blinking in confusion when it’s not Severus, like he expected, because god knows the git would do this just to spite him.

No, it’s Ed, grinning like the asshole he is. “Morning, mind if I come in?” He asks this, but doesn’t wait for an answer. Instead he simply walks by him into the room and plops himself down on one of the armchairs by the fireplace, kicking his feet up on the table.

Remus wishes it was acceptable and possible for teachers to throw their students out the window.

“What,” he says, in the calmest voice he can manage. “Are you doing here?”

“What? Not offering me a beverage?” Ed’s grin is infuriatingly Sirius-like, and Remus wants to punch it off his face. “Well, no matter, sit down and let’s have a chat.”

Remus raises an eyebrow, making no move to sit down. “About what?”

Ed’s grin sharpens into something decidedly meaner, and he is once again reminded of a snake. “Your old school buddy Sirius Black. Seen him around lately?” Ed gestures at the free armchair again. “Sit, and let’s talk.”

Remus does. “How did you find out?”

The kid raises one aggravating eyebrow. “You mentioned knowing Harry’s dad, and your student files are in the school archive. Saw that Potter got a bunch of detentions with Black. It wasn’t hard, Professor,” there is something dangerous in Ed’s eyes as he leans forward. “Now, what I’d like to ask is this: did you have anything to do with the guy breaking into the school?”

He leans back in his chair, heart in his throat. “No,” he rasps. “I haven’t seen him since before he got our friends murdered, to be exact.”

Ed seems to scrutinize him for a moment before nodding, leaning back as well. “Good. I like you, would have been a shame if you were out here helping a serial killer.”

Remus can’t help the wry smile twitching at his lips. “What would you have done if I was helping Black?” He waves a hand idly. “I mean, it was pretty risky just showing up here, wasn’t it? What was your plan here, Ed?”

The smile is all teeth. “You’d like to know, eh?” Ed sobers again. “What I don’t get is… Potter and Black seemed close, heck, they lived together for a while. What made the guy just sit back and let Voldemort kill them?”

He swallows, averting his gaze to the crackling fire beside them. “I don’t know,” he throws him a quick glance before looking away again. “I’m not really supposed to talk about it, but, well, you’re giving me the impression you’d find out anyways, somehow.”

“Not wrong,” Ed shrugs, smirk back in place.

“We… had been suspecting a traitor in our midst for a while, during the war, and received information that James, Lily and Harry were in danger, so Dumbledore thought it would be wise to hide them under a Fidelius Charm. Si—, Black, was the only one who knew where they were hiding, and immediately sold them out. And then… well…”

“Harry’s parents got killed and Voldemort went bye-bye,” Ed finishes for him, and despite the brash wording Remus had the impression Ed wasn’t making light of the whole thing. “But that’s not what landed him in Azkaban.”

“No,” Remus agrees with a sigh. “Another friend of ours, Peter Pettigrew, confronted Black out in the open, and Black blew him and a dozen muggles to smithereens. All they could find of Peter was a finger,” he raises his own right index to illustrate.

Ed whistles, but it doesn’t sound impressed. “Damn,” he bites his lip as if contemplating his next words, then. “I just don’t get why.”

“I’ve spent the past twelve years wondering that myself,” Remus agrees. “Black always hated the Dark Arts and blood purity. His family were avid supporters of Vol—, Voldemort, and it’s what caused him to run away from home and move in with James and his family. But, I suppose, blood will out.”

“I don’t understand.”

Remus sighs, tapping his fingers together in contemplation. “Dark Magic, true Dark Magic, sticks in your blood, a stain you can’t scrub away. The more you indulge it, the stronger its pull becomes, like an addiction. And with families like the Blacks, that have entrenched themselves in the Dark Arts for generations and reveled in it, it’s become a part of them. I guess in the end Black was unable to fight its allure any longer,” he watches as the blood drains from Ed’s face and wonders why that, of all the things they’ve discussed, seems to unnerve him the most. “Are you quite alright, Ed?”

The boy jerks, face going neutral in the blink of an eye. But something haunted still shimmers behind the gold of his irises, and Remus wishes he knew what it was. “Yes, I’m fine. Thank you for your time, Professor. I’m sorry for bringing up something painful.”

“It’s fine, really,” it’s not, but it also feels nice to have talked about it with someone who didn’t immediately look at him in pity. Remus tilts his head. “You were worried for your friend, it’s commendable to try and protect those you care about, Ed.”

“Try is all I ever seem to manage,” Ed says with a surprisingly self-deprecating tone of voice.

He raises an eyebrow. “You’re a child, Ed, no one expects you to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders.”

“I wish you were right, Professor,” Ed says, looking older than the sum of his years. “It was nice talking to you.”

Remus suppresses the urge to return the sentiment, because it would be a lie. “I offered to lend you an ear if you need to talk, that offer is still open.”

Ed gives a little wave, and is out the door without a look back.




[Tuesday, 30 November 1993, Great Hall, Day of the Full Moon]

 

“Neville, for the last time, you multiply there.” Ed watches as his friend’s head thumps down on the table, arms flopping uselessly beside him. “Why do you keep wanting to divide?”

“I don’t know! I get confused when I’m nervous.”

“Okay,” Ed says as patiently as he can manage on only three cups of coffee and two plates of breakfast. “But why are you nervous?” Neville wails, flailing his hands and hitting his ink bottle, spilling it all over himself. He jerks up and curses. Ed sighs, removing the stains with a flick of his wrist and righting the ink bottle, now half-empty. “Stop being a baby, I know you can do it.”

Neville rubs his hands over his face aggressively, smearing ink all over it. With another sigh Ed magics it away, pouring himself another coffee as Neville tries to get the moon phase calculations right for the seventh time that morning.

“You know,” Ron mumbles around a mouthful of bacon. “You’re really good at wandless and nonverbal magic.”

Ed gives him a wan look over the rim of his mug. “Oh?”

“Yeah,” he nods, swallowing. “That’s, like, really advanced, mate.”

“Nonverbal spells aren’t even on the curriculum until sixth year!” Hermione pipes up, leaning past Ron with gleaming eyes. “And we don’t even get taught wandless magic during school! And you just do it so casually!”

Can I do something without being suspicious just once? Ed shrugs, watching Neville finish off his calculations. “It’s a bit harder, but not much.” He rips the sheet of parchment from Neville’s fingers the second he lifts the quill, looking it over with his pen in hand. “It’s just more convenient when I don’t feel like taking out my wand, is all.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a good look at your wand, come to think of it,” Hermione muses, taking a sip of orange juice. “You probably got it back home, right? I bet it differs a lot from Ollivander’s, I read that all Wandmakers have their own quirks.”

Ed corrects a mistake in Neville’s calculation, his right hand grabbing for his wand in his robe pocket, handing it over without looking up from Neville’s Astronomy homework. “Knock yourself out.”

“Whoa,” Ron mutters, leaning over Ed’s wand with Hermione. Even Harry, who had been busy coming up with death omens to put in his Divination homework last minute, threw it a glance. “This thing looks more like a display piece than something you actually buy, it’s carved from top to bottom.”

Ed hums distractedly, scratching out a whole set of calculations and writing the correct one down instead. “I guess.”

“What wood is it?”

“Ebony,” he answers. “Thestral tail hair core.”

Hermione looks up at him in surprise. “Never heard of Thestral tail hair as a wand core.”

“Wands are custom-made back home. Dude who made mine only used that core once before,” it’s half a lie, but he still feels bad about it. Finishing up the moon chart for Neville he grins. “Congrats, Neville, you missed the full moon by two weeks; if you went on a walk tonight thinking you were safe, you’d get a face full of Werewolf.”

Neville groans and takes the corrected homework back, starting to copy it down again. Ron hums. “Did the guy tell you what the wood and core, like, say about you?”

Truth had told him, sort of, if a cheeky letter and weird implanted knowledge counts as telling. “I’m a stubborn asshole,” he snarks, draining the remainder of his coffee. “But I knew that already.”

Ron rolls his eyes. “You got that right.” He stretches himself, gaze sweeping over the hall. “Lupin’s not here again.”

All of them look over to the teachers’ table. “Well, at least he was still well yesterday, I don’t need another DADA session with Snape,” Harry says, finishing off his homework with a prediction of his impending doom via falling anvil.

Ed pauses, gaze sweeping over Neville’s homework again, lingering on the dates of the full moon.

Oh, he thinks, feeling stupid for missing it. That’s why.




[Thursday, 2 December 1993, History of Magic classroom]

 

“Ed? Aren’t you coming?” Harry is standing in the doorway of the classroom, half a bar of chocolate still in his hand and waiting.

Ed smiles at him, waving him ahead. “I just got a question about the Kelpie essay, go ahead.”

Harry frowns at him for a moment but then shrugs, closing the door behind him. Remus raises an eyebrow, crossing his arms and leaning against the desk. “I know you already finished that essay, Ed, what is this really about?”

Ed cocks his head, golden eyes sharp as he looks at him. “You’re a Werewolf, aren’t you?”

Remus freezes.

Nodding to himself Ed walks over to him, leaning against the desk as well, hands gripping the top lightly to prop him up. “That’s why you were so determined to find out if I was one, weren’t you? Cos you know it sucks ass.”

He feels himself relax slowly at Ed’s easy demeanor, the lack of reluctance to be near him. “... yes, though the whole faculty was worried at the possibility.”

Ed hums. “Cos you didn’t know whether I have access to Wolfsbane,” it’s not a question, because he’s sure he knows the answer already. “I assume Professor Snape is making it for you.”

“Right again,” Remus says dryly. “You must be one of the cleverest wizards of the age, Ed.”

“Gets me in trouble a lot, though,” he admits easily, not a hint of humility to be found, real or fake. “Are you okay?”

For a moment Remus isn’t sure how to respond. It has become increasingly rare for people to inquire after his wellbeing just for the sake of it. “Yes, I’m okay. Better than I have been in years, to be honest.”

“Good,” Ed says. “You’re a good teacher, and not half-bad as a person, either.”

“Such high praise.”

“Higher praise than I’ve given to people I’ve known for longer,” he shrugs, sounding awfully sincere and lackadaisical about it. “Should hear what I call the guy my pet snake is named after.”

Remus raises an eyebrow. “I have the unfortunate feeling I’d have to give you detention if you told me,” he says dryly, tacking on. “You have a pet snake?”

“I know, bit on the nose, but it wasn’t planned,” Ed says easily, leaning further into the desk and grinning up at him. “I found out Harry can speak parsel, and wanted to do some research on it, obviously, so I caught a water snake by the lake. But then, like the universe is mocking me, it turns out I can speak parsel, so most of what I wanted to look into now needs Hermione’s help. Fucking hell.”

Something in Remus’ brain stops short at the information. “You… speak parsel?”

“Oh, yeah, kinda cool, really, but in the end it’s not useful for much except knowing when Roy, that’s my snake, is being a little prick or for gossiping with Harry.” Ed frowns at him, raising an eyebrow. “Are you okay?”

Get a grip, Remus. “Yeah, I was just… surprised. Historically only Slytherin’s descendants spoke it.”

Ed snorts. “Well, I’m not a descendant of the guy, I can guarantee that.”

“Can you?” Remus fidgets slightly. “He lived a thousand years ago.”

Ed hesitates for a split second, barely noticeable. “Pureblood, remember? I can trace my lineage back further than that.”

He hums. “Yes, I suppose you can.”

As if wanting to change the topic Ed claps his hands once, taking a silver pocket watch out from his pants and opening it amongst blue sparks. “It’s almost curfew, I should hurry along.”

“I’ll walk you,” Remus offers thoughtlessly while Ed repeats the clapping motion and sparks run over the watch again. “Lest Filch gives you detention.”

He half-expects Ed to decline the offer, but he just shrugs, pushing off the desk. “Sure. Let’s go.”




[Saturday, 4 December 1993, Hogwarts Library]

 

»What had Lupin called it again? Fido Charm?« Ed is running his finger along the spines in the Advanced Charms section of the public part of the library, picking up one about protective spells and skimming over the index. »Oh, no, Fidelius, that’s what it was. Let’s see.«

 

The Fidelius Charm hides a secret — be it a fact, person or location — within the soul of the caster, henceforth the Secret Keeper.

The Secret Keeper may choose to divulge the secret to others verbally or in writing, who then become secondary Secret Keepers. Upon the original Secret Keeper’s death, the secondary Secret Keepers then become the primary Secret Keepers, and henceforth able to pass the secret on themselves.

A secret hidden via this charm becomes unfindable, invisible, intangible, unplottable and soundproof.

The secret may not be extracted from the Secret Keeper against their will, and if the Secret Keeper dies without ever having divulged the secret, it becomes lost forever.

 

Ed hums, leaning back against one of the tables scattered around the library and idly tapping his index against the page. »Let’s ignore the logistics of hiding secrets inside a soul for a moment so I don’t lose track,« he mutters to himself. »This charm is hard, if you’re gonna do this then the guy you choose gotta be someone you trust to keep it hush. Wizards aren’t the brightest lightbulbs in the lamp, but come on.«

This is a guy who sold out his best friends and their baby, blew up a bunch of civilians and his other friend—

»Wait.«

Ed knows explosions. You don’t blow someone up point blank and have a collateral of twelve bystanders while leaving only a finger behind. There’s at least some guts involved.

Fuck, Kimblee, the expert on explosions, hadn’t managed to blow him up that much, and he had gone for the kill, too.

Something isn’t right, but he’d need to see pictures of the crime scene to make sure.

Hastily putting the book where it belonged he makes his way over to Madam Pince, trying his best to look guileless and probably failing. “Hello.”

She stares at him over the rim of her glasses and glares, lips pinched. “Yes, Mr Elric? How may I help you this time?”

Ed winces at her tone, but soldiers on. “Is it possible to access Daily Prophet articles from past issues?”

Madam Pince blinks, fiddling with the chain on her glasses in surprise. “Yes… it might just take a few days to have them delivered. What did you want to look into?”

Ed knows that if he hadn’t been on thin ice before, he certainly would be now. “I’d like every article pertaining to the case of Sirius Black, please.”




[Monday, 6 December 1993, Headmaster’s Office]

 

Albus is worried.

It had been one thing when Edward Elric had requested access to the restricted section of the library. He did have a recommendation from Bill Weasley and the Goblins of Gringotts, it was perfectly reasonable for someone who should be in their fifth year and thinking about their future career to want to work towards their goal.

But Ed hadn’t looked into curses. The first book he had looked up in the restricted section was written by Nicolas Flamel, and pertained to immortality. It didn’t contain the means to make a Philosopher’s Stone or he would have taken it out of the library already but still. It was peculiar that Edward was interested in such a subject matter.

Then he looked into Tom’s student file, and now he wants the articles on the Sirius Black case.

“Did you know Edward is looking into Sirius Black, Remus?”

Remus had blinked his green eyes at him in surprise, then deflated with a sigh. “Yes, he confronted me about it, asked if I was helping him. Seemed ready to beat me up if I said yes, or lied to him about it, why?”

“And that does not worry you?”

“Why would it?” Remus shrugged. “Ed seemed more preoccupied with making sure I wasn’t out to harm Harry than anything else. Kid even figured out I’m a Werewolf and didn’t seem to care. I’m starting to think we were jumping to conclusions, worrying about his motives so much.”

Albus hummed, somewhat dissatisfied with the statement. “Was there anything at all that struck you as odd I should know about?”

Something flashed over Remus’ face, gone in an instant. “Not that I can think of, Albus. I really think Ed is just a nosy kid too smart for his own good.”

Albus is worried.

They say the past is bound to repeat itself when one doesn’t learn from it, and it truly is starting to feel like a bad case of deja vu. A student, bright and charming, taking in classmates and teachers alike. Looking into things he perhaps shouldn’t. Knowing which buttons to push to get a reaction out of someone.

Was Edward Elric going to be another regret, another monster he failed to stop in time?

There is a knock at his office door and he calls for the person to enter, knowing who it is. “Ah, Edward, thank you for taking the time to see me.” Edward inclines his head slightly as he walks over to the chair and sits down, seeming a lot more cautious than the last time they spoke. “Sour drops?”

“No, thank you.”

He almost wants to sigh. “Now, Edward, do you know why I asked to speak to you?”

Edward looks him in the eyes, and lies. “No, I can’t imagine why.”

“You have requested any and all Daily Prophet articles pertaining to the case of Sirius Black,” he elaborates anyways, and watches some tension drain from Edward. “Why?”

“Academic curiosity, Professor.”

Albus is all too familiar with students and their academic curiosity. “Last time we spoke, you said you don’t like to play games,” Edward’s lips twitch. “Neither do I.”

The boy is silent for a long moment before he speaks, voice tightly controlled. “Something doesn’t make sense to me, regarding the case. I need the articles to check something.”

“What do you think a fifteen year old boy could discover about this case, that many trained Aurors have not?”

Golden eyes flash with something once removed from temper. “I never claimed I could discover something new, only that something didn’t make sense to me, personally.”

Albus hums, leaning back in his chair and tapping his fingers together. He doesn’t make it a habit to use Legilimency on others if he could help it, but, well, he’d rather be safe than sorry.

He locks eyes with Edward and several things happen at once.

Edward jumps to his feet, gold eyes ablaze and teeth bared, growling a low “What the fuck are you doing?” under his breath.

Albus’ attempt is repelled by blinding white and the shuddering, blood-curdling sensation of something Dark.

And then pain flares at his temples, something hot and wet trickling from his nose. When he swipes at it his fingers come away stained crimson.

They lock eyes again, and Edward’s hands come down heavily on his desk, startling Fawkes from his nap. “What did you just try to do to me?”

Albus blinks, conjuring a handkerchief to gingerly clean the blood off of his face. “My apologies.”

Edward stares at him, and if Albus didn’t know better he’d almost think the boy was attempting Legilimency himself. “Try that again, Professor, and you’ll learn what it means to be on my bad side. I mean it.” He straightens, whole body coiled tight and ready to react at a moment’s notice. “Deny my request for all I care, it doesn’t matter. But don’t cross me again.”

“... noted.”

Edward slams the door closed behind him as he leaves, the sound echoing inside his office like a portent of doom.

Notes:

20 August 2024: Fun Facts!

The book by Flamel is entirely theoretical and more philosophical than practical, and does not provide enough information to make a Philosopher’s Stone. Its Dark taint comes solely from its author.

When Lupin asks Ed if there was “anything in particular” he found in the restricted section to preoccupy him, Ed inadvertently mimics Riddle to deny it, stating there is “nothing in particular”. Riddle had responded the same way to Dumbledore when he opened the Chamber of Secrets and was asked if there was “anything at all” he wanted to tell him.

Chapter 14: The Value of a Soul (is not so little, not so quaint)

Summary:

Did someone say sus? Also more research and shenanigans!

Notes:

More fanart! This time of lil Roy

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[Tuesday, 7 December 1993, Headmaster’s Office]

 

Albus taps his fingers on the articles on his desk, eyes roaming over the words without seeing them. The door to his office opens and closes, and two sets of footsteps walk over.

He looks up, and offers the two men a seat. “Thank you for coming on such short notice.”

Remus sighs as he sits down. “Is this about Ed again?”

“Yes,” he says simply, looking between Remus and Severus. “I know you like him, Remus, but there are things that worry me. A lot.”

“I’d say that Lupin liking someone is a red flag in and of itself,” Severus says blithely, lips twitching upwards at the vicious glare Remus sends him. “Let’s go through things one at a time?”

“And,” Remus cuts in. “Let’s leave out biases, shall we?”

Severus sends Remus a look of actual surprise. “Oh?”

“Contrary to popular belief,” Remus sniffs. “Not every Gryffindor outright dismisses Slytherins as inherently untrustworthy, Severus.”

“Noted,” he turns to Albus. “Well?”

Albus hums, wondering where to start. “He requested Daily Prophet articles on Sirius Black.”

Remus pinches the bridge of his nose. “So he is interested in current events. Nothing in those articles is anything but public knowledge, Albus. Black attacked Gryffindor Tower and is after one of his closest friends here at school. Isn’t it normal he wants to know the background on that?”

“He said something about the case was not making sense to him.”

“No offense, but nothing about it makes sense,” Remus throws a hand up in exasperation. “When Ed talked to me about it he was very hung up on how Black could betray the Potters after being as close as they seemingly were, and that’s been what all of us have been thinking, too, isn’t it? It seemed a foreign concept to him, to betray those he loves.”

Albus chances a glance at Severus, and he shrugs. “I do agree, loathe as I am to admit it. What I’ve seen of him is extremely loyal and helpful to a fault, even if he hides it behind a veneer of annoyance.”

“... If you both truly believe that then I suppose I have been outvoted,” he says at length, putting the articles in an envelope and holding them out to Severus. “Do hand them over to him, then.”

“What else is there that makes you worry?”

Albus looks at Remus for a moment, mulling over the question. Many things, certainly, but he wonders which to name next. Finally, he settles on the least damning. “He didn’t look up curses in the restricted section, as he said he would. Instead he looked into Nicolas Flamel and immortality.”

Severus inclines his head. “That is peculiar.”

Remus’ face has gone suddenly blank. “Yes, Remus?”

The man startles, then schools his features, lips a thin line. “No.”

“Pardon?”

“I have nothing to say on that matter.” His jaw twitches. “What else?”

Albus shifts in his seat, leaning forward. “If there is something you know—,”

“No,” Remus repeats more vehemently. “I gave him my word to keep his confidentiality, Albus. All I will say is that you don’t need to worry about it.”

Severus scoffs. “I find that hard to believe, Lupin,” he tilts his head. “You aren’t the best judge of character, no offense.”

“Oh, do you really want to start that, Mr Death Eater?” Remus’ face is cruel as he turns to his old classmate. “I misjudged one person, you made it your whole fucking personality!”

“Enough!” Albus says, and they both settle back into their seats after one last glare is exchanged. “Very well, Remus, if you cannot share what he told you with us, I’ll simply have to ask him about it myself,” his fingers twitch as he taps them together. “Now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to know your response to him looking up Lord Voldemort’s student file.”

Both of them go very, very still.

Remus swallows. “He what?”

“Oh, yes,” he says idly. “He looked up exactly four files in the archive, in this order: Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black and Tom Riddle, better known as Lord Voldemort,” he looks at Remus. “His real name is barely known, so how do you explain a foreign exchange student knowing about it?”

Remus grimaces. “I can’t.”

“That is worrying,” Severus agrees haltingly. “But there is something else, isn’t there?”

“He repelled my Legilimency.”

“You tried to invade a student’s mind?” Remus yells, throwing his hands up.

“He repelled it?” Severus says at the same time, looking even paler than usual. “How?”

“I tried to avoid it, but he was making it very hard to gauge his motives,” Albus says, calmer than he feels. “And it was like I slammed into a wall, nothing but white. It caused me a nosebleed, and Edward was immediately aware of what I had tried to do.”

“A natural Occlumens, perhaps?” Severus looks deep in thought, frowning. “I have heard of natural Legilimens before, but someone innately able to repel one of your caliber?”

“Are we just going to ignore that you attempted to invade his privacy, based on a few hunches?” Remus has stood up from his seat now, his usual calm demeanor gone for good. “Are you serious? So he’s good at blocking his mind, and I admit knowing Voldemort’s real identity is weird, but ,”

“When he repelled me,” Albus cuts him off, face stern. “I could feel the taint of Dark Magic.”

The ensuing silence could be cut with a knife.

Several emotions flit over Remus’ and Severus’ faces, and eventually Remus straightens himself, jaw tight and hands balled into fists. He’s obviously trying to find the proper words and having trouble doing so. “I think you’re wrong about him,” he finally settles on.

“I pray you’re right.”



Snape walks up to Ed’s and Neville’s workstation before class starts, face in its customary sneer. “Mr Elric, the headmaster asked that I deliver these to you, as your Head of House,” he holds out a thick manila envelope, eyes narrowing. Beside Ed Neville is shaking. “These are copies, so you may do with them as you please.”

Ed blinks, opening the envelope and taking out the contents, several dozen pages of varying sizes, some of them with moving pictures, coming into view. He looks up at Snape when he realizes what they are. “Oh, I… didn’t expect Professor Dumbledore to let me have these.”

“I do question the wisdom of it, myself,” Snape drawls with an undercurrent of something that Ed couldn’t name. “That man was always dismissive of human life, I doubt you will find anything enlightening in these, Mr Elric.”

He gives the man his most polite smile. “I’ll keep that in mind, Professor!”

Snape hums, turning around in a flurry of black robes and greasy hair. Ed, meanwhile, takes care to put all the articles back in the envelope to pack away in his bag.

“Ed? What are those?”

“Huh?” He turns, blinking at Neville. “Oh! Just some old Daily Prophet articles for a side project.” He holds Neville’s gaze, keeping his face open and easy. He isn’t technically lying, the whole Black thing is just a side project, after all.

“I see,” Neville says slowly, and probably would have inquired further if class didn’t start right then.



He draws the curtains around his bed closed, flicking his wand to create several glowing orbs for light. Roy is napping on one of his pillows, curled into a tight coil, his scales shimmering in the bright light. Part of him wants to make a joke about lazy bastards, but refrains from it out of fear of his homesickness getting too much to bear again.

Ed empties out the envelope and puts it aside, slowly going through the articles one by one.

 

[...] sentenced to life in Azkaban without parole for the murder of Peter Pettigrew, aged 21, as well as 12 muggles [...]

Sirius Black, convicted Death Eater and murderer, has escaped [...]

[...] Black has been sighted near Hogsmeade, caution is advised when [...]

[...] means of escape as of yet unknown.

After the break-in at Hogwarts [...] patrols of Azkaban’s Dementors extended to the surrounding area at night.

 

Ed sighs, running a hand through his bangs and lightly tugging at his braid. None of this really provides him with any new information. He’d need access to a police report, actual crime scene photos. Picking up the article reporting on the original incident he squints at the moving photograph, smoke from an explosion curling into the air.

There are several burned bodies, partially dismembered from the force of the explosion, and he pauses as he rereads the article.

 

[...] the bodies of the muggles were handed to their authorities, after sufficient memory modification [...] Peter Pettigrew’s finger was found [...] virtually unmarked—

 

Virtually unmarked.

»Alright,« he mutters to himself, smirking. »Now we’re talking.«




[Thursday, 9 December 1993, History of Magic classroom]

 

Remus closes the lid on the Boggart’s case with a resolute snap, leaning over it to peer down at Harry and Ed. They are both sitting on the ground looking like some rogue Bludgers had kissed them good night, grumbling and rubbing the backs of their heads. “That went better than usual.”

“How?” They complain as one, giving each other a look, before looking back at him. He smirks.

“You didn’t faint, for one.”

“Woo,” Ed says wryly, waving his bare hands mockingly. Remus had noticed the boy ditching his usual gloves for a few days now, but hadn’t remarked on it. He rather enjoyed the fact that Ed was being more easy going around others now, especially after what happened with Albus on Monday.

(Albus had implored him to keep an eye on Ed, and Remus would, of course, but he still thinks he is overreacting

some of the things he brought up were weird and off-putting, admittedly, but Remus wants to believe that there is a good explanation for them)

Ed is helping Harry to his feet, and Remus wonders how much of Ed’s strangeness is just down to being a traumatized kid that grew up in a vastly different culture. He’s curious and smart and passionate, and none of that is wrong, but they have barely been removed from a war for a decade. A war that turned people against each other left and right, where trust was a commodity more valuable than gold.

Ed is in Slytherin, the House of ambition and cunning, leadership and resourcefulness, and he certainly fit those qualities. Better than some others in his House, if Remus was really honest with himself.

But, well. There is the matter of knowing Voldemort’s real name, and the fact that Albus sensed something Dark in him.

He’s also certainly not helping his image by being a general pain in the ass and a very Slytherin type of rule-breaker.

“This smug little— UGH!”

Remus looked up from his chess match with Filius, raising an eyebrow at Minerva’s furious expression. “Are you quite alright?”

“No, I’m not, obviously!” She whirled around to glare at him, and he was surprised there wasn’t steam coming from her ears. “I thought after the Weasley twins there could be no one trying my patience as much as them, but no! Edward Elric is somehow even worse!”

“Well,” Filius said mildly, nudging a rook to move. “Isn’t he Severus’ problem?”

“Leave me out of this,” Severus sneered, not moving his gaze from the essays he was grading. “He’s only my problem when I happen to be in his vicinity.”

“Oh, aren’t you just drole,” Minerva hissed between her clenched teeth. Turning back to them she waved her hands around in a tizzy. “This—, this menace to society jinxed a group of three Gryffindor sixth years.”

“Okay,” Remus said slowly, not really seeing the problem. “So… give him detention?”

“If I could, I wouldn’t be complaining, now would I?” Minerva huffed like he was dense, something he took great offense to. “I’m not even mad about the reason, really, they were bullying that poor Lovegood girl again, and they got punished for it, naturally. But Elric? I couldn’t!”

Filius looked up. “And why is that?”

“Because I had no proof!”

Filius’ eyebrows jumped up. “Excuse me?”

“Yes!” Minerva started pacing. “He was the only one around, and it was the Insect Jinx, much too advanced for a second year, really, so it had to be him, right? Well, I checked his wand and— nada! Last spell was a summoning charm, and I was there when the students got jinxed. It had to be him.

“And you know what that smug little git did then? He smirked at me and went all ‘Well, isn’t that curious, guess it wasn’t lil’ ol’ me after all. May I have my wand back, Professor?’, voice all sweet and innocent, like I buy that for a minute! I swear on Merlin’s bones I have never wanted to defenestrate a student this much in my entire career!”

Remus felt both vindicated that he wasn’t alone in his violent impulses regarding one Edward Elric and amused at her indignation. “Have you perhaps considered that it wasn’t him, after all?”

“Do you take me for a fool, Remus Lupin? I dealt with your lot, too. I know when someone is looking me in the face and knows they got away with bloody murder!”

Across the room Severus hummed. “I suddenly like him a lot more.”

“Of course you do,” Minerva groused poisonously and sent him a look that would kill lesser men.

The part of Remus that never grew up has been in stitches ever since that rant. The part of Remus that had fought in a war keeps remembering all the dubious things about Ed that didn’t add up.

He liked Ed. But he’d liked Sirius, too.

Painted fingers snap in front of his face, and he blinks to focus on Ed, eyebrow raised and smirk firmly in place. “You okay there, Prof? Did the Dementor get your tongue?”

“Well, I’d certainly hope not,” he replies dryly. “I imagine the experience would leave me rather empty.”

Harry tilts his head with a frown. “What do you mean?”

Remus pauses for a moment, mulling it over, before waving them over to a few chairs and dispensing their usual chocolate. “Have you two ever wondered what Dementors look like under their hoods?”

“I try not to,” Ed deadpans, ripping the wrapping off his bar and taking a big bite out of it. “Considering what the rest of them looks like.”

“Smart,” Remus says, trying not to compare him to Sirius in his head again. It was just very hard not to. “At any rate, no one really knows. The only ones who would know can’t really divulge that information anymore.”

Harry pauses, mouth halfway to his chocolate bar. “How come?”

“Well, you see, they only remove their hoods right before performing what is commonly called a Dementor’s Kiss. They must have some type of jaw, at any rate, since they clamp it around their victim’s mouth and—, well,” he pauses, licking his lips uneasily. “They then proceed to suck out their victim’s soul.”

There is a loud crash, and Ed is standing, pale as a ghost with his chair toppled over and lying at his feet. In his right hand the bar of chocolate has been squished into an untimely death. “They,” he rasps, slowly going as green as his tie. “Do what?”

Remus clears his throat. “Yes, it is as gruesome as it sounds, I’m afraid.”

“So they… kill you?” He turns to Harry, giving Ed the privacy to clean up the mess he’d made with his chocolate and right his chair, sitting down with a shaky exhale.

“No, the way they do it your body stays alive. You technically keep existing, but you’re just—,”

“Empty,” Ed croaks, flesh hand rubbing over his face and moving to tug at his hair. “Your soul is what makes you a person.”

“... yes,” Remus says, watching Ed carefully. “It’s a fate worse than death.”

Ed’s face suddenly snaps back up, gold eyes sharp. “And they use those things as prison guards? What the fuck?” Ed blinks. “They station them as guards for a school?”

Remus is having a terrible suspicion. “Ed, what are you thinking?”

The smile that spreads on Ed’s face is scarier than whatever the fuck might be lurking under a Dementor’s hood. “Say, Professor, would you mind another essay?”

Why did I ever agree to this fucking job?




[Friday, 10 December 1993, Slytherin Common Room]

 

Fucking mind reading.

Ed can’t believe Dumbledore had tried to invade his fucking brain. He isn’t entirely sure how he’d managed to block the attempt, but he’s fairly certain if Dumbledore didn’t think of him as another Voldemort in the making beforehand then that incident had most likely cemented the deal.

He flips a page in the book he’d taken out from the library.

(why the fuck mind reading was in the public section was beyond him)

From what he can gather Legilimency, as wizards call it, is stronger when attempted with a wand, which Dumbledore hadn’t. But really, from his reaction it hadn’t seemed like he’d gotten anything out of the experience other than a nice migraine and a bleeding nose.

Serves him right, really.

Ed had half-expected the guy to try something, but he hadn’t really banked on him trying to read his mind like it’s the morning paper.

So the opposite of Legilimency is Occlumency, he muses, flipping to the next page. There is a rare chance that someone is a natural Legilimens, but it hasn’t been recorded for Occlumency. Though, I suppose, having forbidden knowledge from God might constitute that.

He does wonder what, if anything, Dumbledore had seen in the split-second he’d felt their minds touch. Nothing good, if the look in the old man’s eyes was anything to go by. Then again, Truth and their realm wasn’t a pleasant thing to encounter for most people.

Draco sits down beside him and startles him out of his musings. “Hey,” Ed says, closing the book and putting it aside. “What’s up?”

His friend is frowning at him like he’s struggling for words. Eventually he blurts out. “Are you going home for the holidays?”

Ed’s brain short-circuits at that for a long moment, eyes wide and mouth opening and closing soundlessly. “Uh,” he says at length. “No.”

Draco nods. “Good. I mean—, not good, obviously, that you can’t spend the holidays with your family and stuff, but—, uh,” he is going slightly pink in the face as coherence eludes him. “Would you like to spend the break at my place?”

If his brain had been short-circuiting before, he was fairly certain it had gone full blackout now. “I—, what?”

“Yeah, uh, I asked my parents, and they said it would be fine? You can stay the whole two weeks,” Draco says it so quickly that Ed wonders which of them is more out of their depth. “There’s gonna be two parties my parents host for some other high society people, but for the most part it will be just my parents and I at home? We can probably meet with some of the others over break, but… yeah. Only if you want, obviously!”

Ed can’t actually remember the last time he’d celebrated holidays, back home. Izumi and Sig had done something for Yule, he’s fairly sure, but it was lost to a haze of exhaustion from training. And then he and Al had spent the Sheep Festival holed up after the failed transmutation. And then things were just a blur of surgery and recovery, weren’t they?

And then there wasn’t much cause for celebration at all—

Ed clears his throat and blinks a few times, determinedly ignoring the blurriness in his vision. “I’d really like that, thank you.”

“Great!” Draco’s face lights up in relief. “While we’re on the topic… my father is taking me to the Quidditch World Cup this summer, and he offered to get you a ticket, too, if you want!”

“I—,” Ed blinks, slightly overwhelmed. “Really? I mean, he doesn’t even know me, and aren’t those expensive?”

His friend waves him off. “Money doesn’t matter,” he dismisses, and wow, Ed really is in the rich kid House. “And you’re my friend.”

Ed raises an eyebrow, lips twitching into a smirk. “Didn’t you say he complained about my little essay?”

“He commends your political engagement, but would like to advise you to choose your causes more carefully,” Draco sniffs with a voice that might be trying to imitate his father.

“I have heard his advice and choose to dismiss it,” Ed snarks, laughing when Draco pushes him over.

“See where that gets you, then.”

“Oh, are we bullying Ed again?” Blaise exclaims, gliding over like he’s walking on ice rather than carpet.

“Did someone say bullying Ed?” Pansy exclaims from where she was talking to the Greengrass sisters, immediately making her way over. “Not without me!”

“Why do I keep putting up with you,” Ed asks, wholly rhetorically, and succumbs to their teasing with as much grace as he can muster.

 




The blue light of alchemy bleeds red and dies like his subject’s screams, the body going still within the array.

Herpo waits, and when nothing happens for five minutes he sighs, noting this one down as a failure as well.

This was trial number eight, and none of his arrays had worked to establish an artificial connection between a soul and an object while leaving the original body and mind intact.

On the contrary, all of the arrays ended in death.

It was unbelievably frustrating.

“Well,” he sighs, looking over at the remaining vagabonds he’d put aside for testing. “Let’s try another variation, shall we?”

 

The food Pandora serves is good and the wine even better, and the setting sun illuminates her olive skin like it’s on fire.

She is all dark eyes and darker hair and sultry smiles, and Herpo thinks what he feels might almost be called love if he were a different man.

 

Herpo has run out of beggars no one will miss, so he’s had to resort to other means.

Namely paying off the guards watching over the death row inmates.

The things he does for science, really.

 

“A hitch in your research?” Pandora hums, twisting a silken lock around a finger. “I don’t know anything about your alchemy, but have you tried supporting it with enchantments?”

Combining alchemy — science — with magic?

Before, he would have scoffed at the mere idea, but he’s gone through almost twenty trials with no sign of success or progress, and he was starting to get desperate.

“You know,” he muses, walking back over to the bed and sitting down. “That might be worth a try.”

 

The results were quite interesting, to say the least.

The array would only work on those who had committed murder, and the anchor would manifest very differently from what he originally intended. Instead of creating a tether between the soul and an object — a kind of secondary mind, so to speak — it would rip a part of the soul out of the body and bind it to the object.

The human, as it were, stayed alive and well.

“Fascinating,” he hums, tapping his fingers against the wood of his yew wand. The woman at his feet quivered, whether in fear or from the aftereffects of the transmutation he wasn’t sure, and didn’t care about. “Now, let’s conduct the real test, my dear.

“Avada Kedavra.”

 

Herpo blinks the green light from his sight and waits.

The stone he had bound part of the woman’s soul to glows without light, and she awakes with a shuddering breath.

He smiles. “Now we’re getting somewhere.”




[Sunday, 12 December 1993, Hogwarts Library]

 

Ed is back in the restricted section, shivering from head to toe. Roy is curled around his left wrist like a security blanket in noodle form, and he didn’t even have it in him to deny it in his mind.

The restricted section was giving him the chills, and he’d take any comfort he could get — even if it was a tiny reptile with more snark than him.

Herpo had done research on soul binding and had, Ed was fairly certain now, created if not the first then a Horcrux. His book contained the exact array and enchantments he’d used, but they were so highly technical and, frustratingly, well-coded that Ed started to get a migraine one page into trying to decipher them.

What Ed thinks is particular, though, is that his experiments had only worked on subjects that had murdered someone prior to the transmutation.

This raises several questions.

What about the act of murder, specifically, made the transmutation possible? Why did the entire process only work by splitting a soul and binding it to an object? When the subject is killed and subsequently revived through the soul fragment in the Horcrux, is the soul merged back together? Does it remain in pieces within the body? Can you get revived repeatedly via the same Horcrux?

Ed can guess at some of it, from his knowledge gained from the Gate and his own exploits in the subject. Though, granted, the manner in which he recalled Al’s soul from the Gate was very different from what it seems creating a Horcrux requires. That seems much more akin to the transmutation of a Philosopher’s Stone, considering it pertains to a soul still on the mortal plain.

He scans the spines in the section on Dark Wizards, trying to find anything that might contain more information on Herpo that isn’t the man’s self-adulating drivel. Useful self-adulating drivel, but still. The man was supremely unpleasant.

»Bloodlines of the Ancient World sounds like it might have something, doesn’t it?« He asks this mostly rhetorically, but Roy still gives him a quiet maybe in response, squeezing his wrist lightly. It’s mildly off-putting not to get a sarcastic response from him, but a quick glance tells him that the snake isn’t liking the restricted section any more than him.

Ed flips through the withered pages carefully, skimming over the different sections and names until he gets to the chapter on Ancient Greece, one name catching his attention. »Pandora Sklíthra ,« he reads aloud. Herpo hadn’t mentioned Pandora’s last name in his journal, but really, how many Pandoras can there possibly be, and witches no less?

Quickly going to the page about her lineage he pauses again. There it was, fading ink on parchment: Herpo Paracelsus, husband to Pandora Sklíthra. »Married in 563 AD,« he mutters. »Strange, there’s a birth date and date of death given for her, but neither for him. Like, did the guy not even bother to come up with a fake birthday? And why is there no death date? Did he… oh, of course he made a Horcrux, I’m an idiot. But still, his body must have stopped being all that after a while, right? Like even Al’s is aging, and he’s in Truth’s realm.«

He could have made himself a new body, he supposes. Sort of like a homunculus, the guy was ruthless enough for that, and with a Horcrux he could possibly cycle through new bodies indefinitely, if he managed to figure out how to do that. Assume a new identity, or possibly create a stone and use it to stop his body from aging. Loathe as Ed is to admit it, an immoral enough person with Herpo’s intellect had practically limitless possibilities at his fingertips.

(Ed tries not to think about the last time he decided morals were none of his concern, his metal limbs were reminder enough)

Suppressing a shudder he continues to read over her page. »They had a kid, and Pandora died ten years later. Wonder if he got rid of her, seems like enough of a dick for that.« The rest of their family tree seems inconspicuous enough, none of the names really ringing a bell. Though Herpo’s and Pandora’s kid did revert back to her name after she died, and the spelling changed over time.

»There’s a note that they migrated to the British Isles around 900 AD,« he reads, flipping to the page indicated at the bottom of the family tree and stopping short at the first child born after the migration.

“Are you alright?” Roy’s quiet hissing voice cuts through his shock, and he blinks down at him, having almost forgotten he was even there.

»Yeah, uh,« he looks back down at the page. »Turns out Salazar Slytherin’s a descendant of Herpo Paracelsus.«

He thinks if Roy had eyebrows he’d be raising one. “And that is curious because?”

»Well, Herpo’s from a country next to mine that doesn’t exist anymore. I was just surprised.«

“That makes sense, then,” Roy says, shifting slightly around his wrist. “Humans named our language after him, as he was the first to speak it outside our kin as far as they knew. You might be related to him, distantly, if his country no longer exists.”

»That seems a bit far-fetched,« Ed snorts, idly skimming over the rest of Slytherin’s family tree. »I mean, that country fell four hundred years ago, even if I somehow descended from him, it seems unlikely my ability to talk to snakes was inherited from him after that many generations,« he taps at the bottom of the family tree. »Besides, apparently that would make me related to Voldemort.«

“Aren’t all of you magical folk related in some way?” Roy yawns, slowly sidling up his arm to drape around his neck instead. He blinks at the book. “There, that Potter kid is related to Voldemort, too.”

»That’s different—, wait,« he stares at Roy. »You can read?«

“Yes,” Roy says dryly, tongue flicking out the same way his human counterpart might have flicked his hair. “It’s quite handy.”

»Huh,« he muses, looking back down at the page and wondering, idly, when he had started to just accept a talking snake able to read fucking English. »I probably shouldn’t tell Harry he’s a cousin fifteen times removed from Voldemort.«

“No, you probably shouldn’t,” Roy agrees. “That might get him in quite the tizzy. His owl mentioned that he’s a very anxious child.”

Ed slams the book closed. »Okay, when did you talk to his owl?«

Roy hisses. “You don’t have to know everything I do, kid.”

He raises a threatening finger at him, feeling only a little ridiculous while he does so. »You are quite cheeky for such a little noodle.«

“It’s Mr Noodle to you,” Roy sniffs — however the fuck a snake sniffs, they smell with their fucking tongues. “Now let’s get out of here, this place is… off-putting.”

Well, that’s something they can agree on at least.




[Thursday, 16 December 1993, History of Magic classroom]

 

“So, I figured to cap off the last session before break we could celebrate with some Butterbeer,” Remus smiles, putting three bottles on one of the desks, dragging over a chair to sit down in. “What are your plans?”

“I’m just staying at Hogwarts like every year,” Harry shrugs, and Remus almost wants to ask why he doesn’t want to celebrate with his family. From behind Harry Ed is catching his gaze and shaking his head, and, well, Remus will trust the kid that this is a sore topic. “What about you, Professor?”

“I’ll be staying at school as well,” he smiles, taking a sip from his bottle. “And Ed, what about you? Going home for the holidays?”

Ed looks down at his bottle, fiddling with the label nervously. “I… uh, actually… Draco invited me to spend break at his place last week.”

Remus blinks, momentarily stunned, while Harry makes a face. Ed was so… different from the old pureblood families that it was easy to forget that he was, for all intents and purposes, one of them. He’d admitted to being able to trace his lineage back to at least Slytherin’s times, which made him practically on par with the Sacred 28. Remus doubts even Walburga Black would have been able to disown one of her own for marrying into his family.

(it would certainly have offset some of their… problems)

“I have no idea how you can be friends with Malfoy,” Harry grouses, sipping from his bottle. “He’s a git.”

“So are you,” Ed smirks, elbowing him lightly. “And me, for that matter. We’re teenagers, that’s kinda the point.”

“How insightful,” Remus deadpans, wondering if Ed respects him enough not to kick his shin.

He does not.

“Don’t be cheeky,” Ed growls. At least he had the courtesy to use his flesh foot for the kicking.

He raises an eyebrow. “I can’t believe you kicked me.”

“Oh, please, you can totally believe it,” Ed rolls his eyes, slapping Harry’s back as he chokes on his drink. “If you really minded you’d take some points from me or give me detention, but you’re too cool for that shit.”

Remus puts a hand to his chest, suppressing a smirk. “My student thinks I’m cool? Never thought I’d see the day!”

“You lose coolness points with every word out of your mouth,” he responds dryly, taking a large swallow of Butterbeer. “But, yeah, I’m not here for break. Apparently I have to suffer through two fucking high society parties while there, though, so I dunno why the fuck I even agreed, to be honest.”

“Do you even know how to act around snooty people?”

Ed gives Harry a long, hard look, raising his left index finger at him. Today his nails are painted an eye-watering shade of pink. “You are so snarky, you’re almost as bad as Roy,” he sniffs, taking another sip from his bottle. “I do, in fact, know how to be all prim and proper and suck up to assholes. Lots of practice.”

Remus raises an eyebrow. “Oh, do you, now? I thought your country isn’t into the pureblood stuff.”

“It’s not,” he shrugs, scratching his cheek. “But I had to attend a couple military functions, and those guys all have sticks up their asses.”

“I… huh?” Remus blinks at him, leaning forward slightly. “Why did a teenager have to attend military functions?”

He watches as Ed’s eyes widen slightly, mumbling something under his breath in that strange language of his, before trying to mask his slipup with feigned nonchalance. “Military state politics are just like that sometimes. They called me a prodigy, wanted to drag me into the game early. It’s part of the reason my family sent me off before I could be drafted.”

The explanation makes sense, but his reaction doesn’t. Still, something about the tenseness in his jaw and the glint in his eyes makes Remus back off. “I see. Is that something you’d like to pursue?”

Ed blinks. “No, not really. I guess… if I had to, to take care of my brother I would. But not if I had the choice,” another sip, more thoughtful this time. “I don’t like the thought of having to kill people.”

Harry flinches at that. “You’d have to?”

“Well, yeah? That’s kinda the point of a soldier, especially in a country like mine that starts wars left and right,” Ed starts scratching at the label on his bottle again, eyes far away. “I don’t understand how someone can be so flippant with life.”

Well, that ends their session more somberly than Remus had intended. He should really get better at smalltalk.

“Ed,” he calls as the boy is halfway out the classroom door. “You shouldn’t compromise your morals, you know? I’m sure your brother would understand, even if things might be harder for a time.”

A strange expression flits over Ed’s face then, and he looks aside for a moment, before looking back at him with a smile that looks more sad than anything. “Thank you, but… it’s the burden of older siblings to put themselves last. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for my brother, Professor.”

Remus raises an eyebrow, heart beating in his throat. “Nothing? Truly?”

Ed tilts his head slightly. “Good night, Professor.”

“Your life isn’t worth less than anyone else’s,” he calls after him. “I doubt your brother would want you to treat yourself as disposable.”

Ed hadn’t looked back at him when he spoke, merely stopped in the doorway.

“Good night, Professor,” he repeats, and closes the door behind him.




[Friday, 17 December 1993, Third Year Slytherin Dorm]

 

Blaise watches as Ed directs his things around him like a strange sort of orchestra maestro, no wand in sight and no spells spoken.

It’s actually a little freaky how casually he uses both nonverbal and wandless magic, not just separately but in conjunction. He’s going through his clothes one by one, directing some into the trunk at the foot of his bed and some into the large shoulder bag on his duvet. Occasionally his new pet snake — wherever the fuck he got that one from — will raise its head to watch him before curling back around itself and napping on his pillow.

“Are you gonna be around over break?”

Blaise blinks, needing a moment to realize that Ed had been talking to him. He clears his throat. “Probably, yeah. My mom is usually invited to the Malfoy parties, and I figure we can all meet in Diagon Alley at some point.”

“Cool,” Ed says, his trunk slamming closed with a flick of his wrist. He stares at the still napping snake. “Do you think Draco’s parents will mind if I bring him along?”

“Don’t see why,” Blaise shrugs, finally going back to his own packing. “Unless he’s, like, ill-behaved.”

“Oh, he’s an asshole, but not like they’ll understand what he’s saying unless I tell them,” Ed says casually, and Blaise freezes. Even Nott is looking up from folding his clothes. The snake raises his head again and hisses, and Ed rolls his eyes, hissing something back.

What.

“You… speak parsel?”

Ed hums, looking at him in confusion before his face clears. “Oh, yeah, didn’t I mention that?”

Nott stares. “You are a parselmouth? You?”

Ed puts his hands on his hips, rolling his eyes. “Why does this bother everyone so much? It’s not even that useful, except knowing when my pet snake calls me an idiot.”

“I can’t believe a blood traitor speaks parsel!”

“Call me blood traitor again,” Ed says slowly. “And I’ll break your nose.”

“Why does it bother you so much, huh? You always brag about not caring about blood status,” Nott sneers, evidently lacking the famous Slytherin self-preservation instinct.

Ed takes a step towards Nott. “I take offense to the traitor part, dipshit,” he snarls.

“I just call it like I see it, blood traitor scum.”

There is a deafening crack, followed by Nott falling back on his ass, blood flowing from his nose. Ed shakes out his metal fist, a few crimson drops landing on the ground. “Oh,” he says mildly. “See what you did? Now I gotta clean my joints. Thanks a lot, asshole,” he turns and gets out what Blaise assumes is his cleaning kit, picking up his snake as he does so, then slams the door as he leaves.

“Well,” Blaise sighs, conjuring a particularly scratchy handkerchief for Nott. “You had that coming.”

“Fuck you.”



Pansy is startled awake by the sound of heavy footsteps stomping across the common room, accompanied by what she assumes are some choice curses in a foreign language, interspersed by hissing. She tilts her head back, watching as Ed makes his way over to her seating area with a heavy-looking pack and his new pet snake Roy.

He’s still mumbling under his breath when he slumps down in the loveseat beside her sofa, spreading the pack out next to him. She cranes her neck to see it’s some kind of cleaning set. Roy has slithered down into his lap like a very long cat.

“What happened?” Pansy asks, shifting in her lounging to watch him spray some kind of liquid on a rag and get to work on removing… is that blood?

“Nott was a dick again, and I got fed up with him,” Ed grouses, scrubbing at the crusted stains more aggressively. “Calls me a traitor, the stupid fucking—,” he devolves back into a mix of his native language and hissing noises.

Pansy blinks. “Why did it bother you so much?”

Ed pauses briefly, inspecting the gaps in his metal fingers. It was still freaky to see it sometimes, especially covered in blood. “I’ve done a lot of shit in my life, but backstabbing wasn’t one of them, and I don’t plan on changing that.”

She hums, dark eyes watching as he cleans the rag with his usual casual display of nonverbal, wandless magic, grabbing a small bottle with a long… thing attached to the lid. He starts dripping dark liquid into his joints. “How did your supposed treason come up, anyways?”

“He got pissed that I can speak parsel,” Ed says casually, shrugging as he picks up another rag to start cleaning up any spilled liquid. Pansy, meanwhile, is gaping at him, same as several others who had been close enough to hear him. “Everyone acts like it’s some crazy skill,” Ed goes on, oblivious. “It’s just some genetic quirk, dunno why it’s such a big deal.”

“Well,” Pansy says once she’s found her voice, twisting a strand of hair around her finger. “It’s rare, and associated with Slytherin… and Dark Wizards.”

Ed freezes in his seat, blinking up at her. “What?”

“Yeah,” she shrugs. “I heard You-Know-Who spoke it.”

“Harry can, too. What, is he a Dark Wizard now?”

Pansy bites her lip. “Lots of people thought so last year,” she lowers her voice. “Some of the Death Eaters thought he might be a new Dark Lord to rally behind, you know?”

He rolls his eyes. “Wow,” he moves his fingers, checking for anything he missed before packing up his kit. “That’s stupid.”

“Maybe,” she allows. “But he was a toddler when he caused You-Know-Who’s downfall, seems kind of suspicious, doesn’t it?”

“Okay, fair,” he says, putting up his feet to spread out on the loveseat, his flesh hand coming up to stroke along Roy’s glimmering green scales. “Still, that’s a lot of jumping to conclusions.”

She hums. “Not wrong,” she watches him lounge for a bit before she speaks up again. “Can you speak some?”

Ed turns his head a little, blinking lazily at her. When he does it like that he looks remarkably serpentine. He hums, then opens his mouth, hissing something.

“What did you say?”

“That I hope Nott’s nose heals crooked.”

Pansy can’t help it. She throws her head back, and cackles.



Pomona takes a bite from her rumpsteak, chewing thoughtfully as Severus talks about the latest exploits of one Edward Elric.

“He is gifted, no question there,” he sniffs, sipping his tea. “But if he makes suggestions on substitute ingredients one more time I’m going to slip poison into his pumpkin juice.”

She hums, thinking that is quite hypocritical of someone who criticizes every new potion invented and published in Potions Monthly. “I do wonder how he can be this good at Potions, and yet kill half a greenhouse the second he steps foot inside.”

Severus makes a sound in the back of his throat, eating a spoonful of onion soup.

“Oh,” she says, a hush coming over large parts of the Great Hall as the topic of their conversation walks up to Remus, a thick stack of parchment clutched in his hands. His smile is toothy and halfway to feral, while Remus buries his face in his hands.

“Thought I was kidding, were you?”

“No, I was hoping you were, though,” Remus says weakly, taking his newest dissertation. “You realize I have no obligation to read your extracurricular essays, right?”

“Oh, I know,” he says, cheeky and smug. “But you know you want to.”

Remus just glares as Edward gives him a cheery wave and walks over to the Slytherin table to eat his own lunch.

“What is this one about?” Remus gives Minerva a pained look, before turning back to the essay and reading the title aloud for the rest of the staff table.

“The Immorality of using Soul-Sucking Demons from Hell as Prison Guards, and the Importance of Due Process in Court Proceedings.”

“Well, okay then,” Minerva says. “And here I thought it was another screed against the government.”




[Saturday, 18 December 1993, Hogsmeade]

 

Ed is glaring at the clerk, Roy lazily flicking his tail and watching the toads in one of the terrariums. He gestures at him. “Just gimme whatever the fuck small snakes eat.”

“Well,” the clerk says, eyes trailing from Ed, to Roy, to the toads. “It depends on its—,”

“His. Roy’s a guy.”

“Right. It depends on his species.”

“I looked him up,” Ed rolls his eyes. “And I found him near the stupid lake, so he must be a water snake.”

“Young man,” the clerk sighs. “Water snakes are not native to Scotland.”

“Pretty sure neither are giant squids, yet one of them is floating by my bedroom window all the time, mate.”

The clerk pinches his nose. “He doesn’t look like a regular water snake, at any rate. The neck marks are too big, and the scales too shimmery.”

“Okay, then what is he, smart guy?”

He throws his hands up. “I don’t know! I’m not a snake specialist, we sell Hogwarts approved pets!”

Ed snorts. “Yeah, those are boring, and aren’t fun to argue with,” before the guy can respond the bell above the door chimes and they both turn to watch Ron walk in, Roy perking up and fixing his gaze on the lump in the redhead’s front pocket. “Oh, hey.”

“Hey,” Ron sighs, looking between him and Roy. “Buying food?”

“I would, if the guy knew what the fuck he’s doing.”

Ron bites his lip to stop himself from smiling, turning to the clerk. “I need some rat tonic for my pet.”

“Right away,” the clerk says, sending Ed a poisonous glare that he answers by sticking out his tongue.

“So, what’s the problem, mate?”

“Guy says that he can’t tell Roy’s species so he doesn’t know what to feed him.”

“Have you tried… asking Roy?” Ron raises an eyebrow. “I mean, what else is parsel good for?”

Ed blinks at him for several moments before grabbing him by the shoulders. “You’re a genius, Ron,” looking back down at Roy he nudges him for attention, the snake still staring intently at Ron’s pocket. “Hey, what the fuck do you eat?”

Roy blinks at him. “Anything that fits in my mouth, to be honest. I’m not picky.”

“Great,” Ed says, looking up at the gaping clerk, red bottle of tonic still in hand. “He says whatever the fuck he can fit in his mouthhole,” Ed considers that for a moment. “Should have named you Ling instead. Well, hindsight, whatever.”

The clerk opens and closes his mouth several times before Ron takes pity on him and pats his arm. “He just be like that sometimes, don’t worry about it and just get him something to feed his snake.”

“... right back,” he mutters, putting the tonic on the counter.

Ed is already fiddling with his wallet, counting out how much cash he took with him from the large amount Truth had just stowed away in his trunk like a squirrel. The clerk returns moments later with a small bag of what Ed suspects are dead mice he usually sells to owl owners. “Great, how much for those and the tonic?”

“What?” Ron blinks at him, turning slightly pink. “You don’t have to—,”

“I won a huge bet thanks to you taking the stick outta your ass, so take this as your share of the winnings and shut up,” Ed says, rolling his eyes and putting down several galleons and half a dozen sickles, picking up the bag of mice. With his free hand he scoops up Roy and deposits him in one of the inside pockets of his coat. “Well, see ya around.”



Blaise and Draco put down four huge tankards full to the brim with Butterbeer, squeezing into the booth beside Pansy and Ed.

“Weather’s terrible,” Pansy sighs, taking a big gulp from her drink and sighing as the warmth spreads through her. “If I didn’t need new tights I would have stayed in, honestly.”

Ed suppresses a shiver, taking a sip from his own drink as well. “You tell me, if Roy didn’t need food I would have stayed in, too. Blizzards suck.”

“How does that even work with, you know,” Draco asks, throwing a pointed look at his right arm, hidden under three layers of clothing and a thick glove.

“My automail is made specifically for cold climates,” Ed says, idly moving his metal fingers. “Climate’s milder where I’m from, and my normal limbs would have given me frostbite. Dunno what makes them different though, I’m no expert. I just pay out the ass for them.”

Blaise hums, resting his head in the palm of his hand, tapping a finger against the side of his tankard. “Aren’t they heavy?”

“Hm? Oh, yeah, but these models are lighter. My old ones were twice as heavy; pretty much half my weight was just steel,” taking another sip he tilts his head. “I actually took ages to grow because they were so heavy, just a few months ago I was a head shorter.”

“Wouldn’t your leg be too short for you now, then?”

He looks at Pansy and blinks. “Oh, no. Since I don’t get to go back for adjustments much my mechanic added a sort of… slide? I guess? To add some length to the leg so I don’t have to go back all the time. It’s on the max setting now though.”

“Well,” Pansy starts and cuts herself off, her eyebrows rising up on her forehead. “Huh, I thought Potter wasn’t allowed out of the castle?”

The rest of them turn to the door to watch Harry, Hermione and Ron walk into the pub, a flurry of snow and biting cold wind following them inside. Harry, peculiarly, wasn’t wearing a coat. “How the fuck did that idiot get past the Dementors?”

“Beats me,” Draco snarls, rolling his eyes. “Wouldn’t even put it past him if he got special permission from Dumbledore.”

“With Black on the prowl for his ass?” Blaise waves a hand. “Please.”

Pansy snickers. “Bet even if he had gotten permission from his muggle relatives they would have found an excuse not to let him outside.”

Ed sighs. “I still don’t get why Black would break out of the torture prison just to off a teenager. If I were him I’d run away to some tropical island and never think about this shit again.”

“Mood,” Pansy says, highfiving him. “And there’s some teachers, they gonna get busted.”

“Huh?” Ed twists in his seat to look out the front window and curses, plucking Roy from his coat pocket. “Hey, buddy, can you tell these idiots to move their asses to the back door?”

Roy sends him a glare and huffs, sidling down his leg and across the floor. Draco huffs. “Boo.”

“Oh, shove it,” Ed rolls his eyes, flicking his forehead. Then he blinks. “Why are they coming over here?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” Draco snarks. “Maybe because that guy is the Minister for Magic and was just told by our teachers that you’re the guy who’s causing him all the trouble with Werewolf rights?”

“No one likes a smartass,” Ed bites at him, quickly putting on his polite military face as the strange group comes to a stop by their table, rising up and shaking the hand the apparent Minister offers him. “Hello, it’s a pleasure to meet you,” Ed desperately searches his brain for his name. “Mr Fudge, sir.”

“Likewise Mr Elric,” the man smiles, though it seems decidedly strained and fake. “Your teachers just informed me that it was you who authored that… inspired essay the headmaster sent me.”

“I never really expected it to go beyond the classroom,” Ed chuckles politely, kicking Blaise’s shin as he starts to snicker under his breath. “Draco’s father mentioned that it has been causing a bit of a ruckus?”

“Oh! Yes, yes, but that’s quite alright, my boy,” Fudge laughs good-naturally. Ed wants to punch him but figures that would leave a bad impression and might even get him arrested. He doesn’t really feel like seeing the torture prison from the inside. Over his shoulder he can see the trio follow Roy to the back of the pub and he feels himself relax a little. “I must say, it’s admirable to be so passionate at your age, though I wonder at the… particular topic you chose.”

Ed wants to punch him harder, but instead smiles wider and puts more honey into his voice. “I was very put off when I learned about the way you handle things here in Britain, actually. Where I’m from we try to support our fellows in any way we can.” That was one of the most bold-faced lies he’s ever told, but if the act worked in Youswell it’ll work with this dunderhead, he’s sure.

Fudge blinks. “Pardon me?”

“Oh, yes, didn’t you know? I’m an exchange student,” he lets his smile grow a bit sharper, tilting his head. To his left Pansy shifts as she picks Roy up from the ground. “Well, it was quite nice meeting you, Minister, but I’m sure you and our esteemed teachers have better things to do than talk to a bunch of teenagers. We won’t hold you up any more.”

It was the most polite dismissal Ed knew how to give, and judging from the expressions on his teachers’ faces they were wondering what type of bodysnatcher he had fallen victim to. Fudge had no such qualms, he merely smiles and nods. “Yes, you’re right. Well, it was quite the pleasure to talk to you, Mr Elric. Have a nice day with your friends.”

The moment they turn their backs on their table Ed slumps back into his seat, sighing as Pansy hands him Roy back. “That was a nightmare.”

“Didn’t know you knew how to be polite,” Blaise snickers, yelping when Ed kicks him under the table again, this time with his left foot.

“I do, and hate every second,” Ed groans, jerking when Roy flicks his tongue against his nose. “Please tell me he isn’t at your parents’ holiday parties.”

“I choose not to answer that.”

“I was afraid you’d say that.”



Harry closes the hump of the one-eyed witch with a tap of his wand, turns back to the hallway—

And almost dies of a heart attack when Ed stands there, arms crossed over his chest and snake draped over his shoulders like a creepy scarf.

“Ah,” Ed says dryly, raising an eyebrow. His gaze is fixed on the map in Harry’s hands. “So that’s how you snuck out,” before Harry can react he has plucked the map from his fingers, predatory eyes skimming over it. “Huh, I’m not on it.”

“I noticed,” Harry growls, taking it back and deactivating it. “Or you wouldn’t have startled the crap out of me.”

“Probably cos I’m not a Brit,” Ed says, voice sounding a little strange. “Now, care to explain why you snuck out of the castle with a serial killer after your hide?”

“Not like he hasn’t broken in here already,” Harry rolls his eyes, tucking the map and his wand into his pocket. “How did you even—, wait, let me guess, Hermione.”

“Got it in one,” Ed deadpans. “Seems a bit reckless to risk getting found and attacked by Black. What, you want him to finish the job he started twelve years ago or something?”

Harry frowns at him. “Huh?”

Something flits over Ed’s face too fast for him to tell what it is, and when he speaks again he can tell he’s switched to parsel, if only because the s sounds change and Roy seems to perk up, as if listening to their conversation now. “So you didn’t know?”

“Know what?”

Ed’s jaw twitches. He looks to the side for a moment, then back at him. “Black was supposedly the guy who sold your parents out to Voldemort.”

Harry freezes where he stands, heart stuttering in his chest. “He what?”

“Yeah,” Ed says, running his fingers through his hair. “A lot of it doesn’t really make sense, but that’s the official story, anyways,” something on Harry’s face must worry Ed, because he closes the gap between them and clasps his shoulders tightly. “Hey, uh, don’t take this as the go ahead to do something stupid, okay? I mean it, if—,” he frowns, then shakes his head and soldiers on. “If the whole thing’s true he blew up a street and killed thirteen people. It’s not worth risking your life.”

“It’s my life—,”

“That your parents died for,” Ed cuts him off, golden eyes hard. “Risking it for no reason would be pretty ungrateful, if you ask me,” he licks his lips. “Let me have the map—,”

“What—!”

“When I ask for it,” Ed cuts him off again, glaring. Roy seems to have lost interest in their conversation and slides into Ed’s pocket instead. “No questions asked. You owe me for warning your idiot ass of the teachers and Fudge, and not ratting you out.”

Harry glares. “Asshole.”

“You only realized that now?”

He crosses his arms. “You shouldn’t revel in being a dick.”

Ed rolls his eyes. “Sure, now promise me.”

Harry glares harder, but Ed doesn’t budge. “Fine.”

Notes:

Sklíthra - Greek for slither; alder wood - when used as wand wood, alder is unyielding, but bonds to likeable, helpful people

21 August 2024: Fun Facts!

Herpo’s wand is made of Yew with a Horned Serpent horn as its core. Yew, as previously stated, is associated with the afterlife and death, as well as immortality or perpetual rebirth. Wands with Horned Serpent horn cores are said to be exceptionally powerful and sensitive to Parseltongue, even vibrating when spoken around them. They are also said to emit a low musical note when their owner is in danger. It’s a wand core shared with the adoptive sons of one of his descendants, Isolt Sayre, who goes on to found Ilvermorny. It’s also, ironically, the one branch of the family that creates a lasting legacy divorced from Dark Magic and bloodshed, though that can be chalked up to Isolt’s biological children being a Squib and the other never marrying or having children.

Chapter 15: Welcome to Malfoy Manor (did you bring your holiday cheer?)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[Sunday, 19 December 1993, Platform 9 ¾ ]

 

“Are you sure?”

Draco rolls his eyes and continues trying to lift his bag off the overhead compartment. Ed is only thirty percent sure the elbow to his left kidney was an accident. “Yes, I am quite sure. And if I wasn’t it would be a bit late to turn around, at any rate.”

“I can always try to stay with Blaise—,”

“And his psycho mother? Please, she’d somehow convince you into marriage and you’d be dead by Easter.”

Ed crosses his arms and doesn’t pout. “Those are rumors.”

“If you want to call her own son warning every single person with a single parent of his mother ‘rumors’, sure, I guess. Now,” he slings his bag over his shoulder and raises an eyebrow. “Are you coming, or will the trolley witch have to abduct you into the fiery depths of the firebox?”

Following him past slowly emptying compartments Ed hikes the strap of his own bag up higher on his metal shoulder. “Why would the trolley witch abduct me?”

“I don’t know,” Draco admits breezily. “I just heard that she gets scary when you cause trouble on the train.”

“Ah… ha…”

“Anyways,” his friend smirks, waving lazily at two blond people on the platform. “Too late to run now. Father, Mother, hello.”

“Draco!” Both say at once, smiling. The woman bends down slightly to hug Draco tightly around the shoulders, while the man pats his back lightly. It’s a bit disconcerting to Ed, to see such easy yet reserved affection from parents to a child. He only has foggy memories of Winry’s parents at this point, and he’s fairly sure they were more tactile than this. And yet, somehow, it was evident that they cared for each other.

It was weird.

“Oh,” Draco’s mother says when her pale blue eyes land on Ed. “How rude of us, you must be Draco’s new friend,” he half-expects her to sound fakely polite, or extend a hand in greeting. Instead she surprises him with both her sincerity and a warm hug that very much doesn’t remind him of his own mother.

Ed’s own greeting gets stuck in his throat when she pulls back and Draco’s father claps his left shoulder firmly, smiling just as brightly as his wife. “Right, Edward, wasn’t it? I’m Lucius, and this is my wife Narcissa. We’re happy to have you over break, my boy.”

Ed has never felt so much out of his depth, and he became a soldier at twelve.

“I, uh,” he clears his throat awkwardly, trying to ignore Draco’s smug expression. “Thank you very much for having me, Mr and Mrs Malfoy. I understand that Christmas is mostly a family holiday, it’s very kind of you to invite me.”

“So polite!” Narcissa gushes, clasping her hands with a smile.

“I see Draco didn’t lie when he talked about your upbringing,” Lucius says, and the way he says upbringing makes Ed think he really means family background. He hasn’t forgotten the open secret of his involvement with the Death Eaters, and isn’t stupid enough to think that this invitation was entirely made out of the goodness of their hearts.

Ed has spent three years with Roy Mustang as his CO, if it taught him one thing it’s how to spot a smarmy opportunist blindfolded and drunk.

Draco’s smile twitches. “Father, the train ride was quite long, you understand?”

“Of course,” Lucius agrees easily. “I paid for a Portkey to take us back to the Manor, much more comfortable with your luggage.”




Only years of reckless fighting let Ed land on his feet instead of stumbling face first into a hedge.

Portkey will not become one of his preferred methods of travel anytime soon, that much was certain.

“My,” Lucius grins at him. “From Draco’s letters it sounded like you weren’t used to wizard modes of transportation, but it appears he was exaggerating!”

Ed swallows the bile at the back of his throat down as subtly as he can before forcing a smile. “Just because they are less common in my country doesn’t mean we never use them. Although I do prefer trains and cars.”

“Cars,” Narcissa says, dragging the word out a bit and frowning. “I’ve seen them, but they seem a little impractical compared to brooms.”

“They have their time and place,” Ed says diplomatically, following the Malfoys down the path towards the imposing double doors of the manor. He half-expects to see an Armstrong looking out from one of the large windows, the building so lavish he’d only seen the likes of it in Central City.

And he was going to stay here for two weeks?

Fuck.

A sound like a mix between a monkey and a goose startles Ed, and he whirls around only to be face to face with a giant white monster of a bird. “Uh…”

“Oh, don’t mind the peacocks,” Lucius dismisses with barely a glance back. “They alert us of strangers.”

“... I see,” Ed says, closing the remaining distance to the front steps in a pace just slow enough to still be polite and measured.

Fucking rich people.

The moment Ed steps over the manor’s threshold it’s like he’s stepped past the Gate instead. The feeling of wrong-danger-taboo-allure is a thousand times worse than the restricted section could ever even hope to be, cold and searing hands gripping his heart and lungs and brain in an iron grasp. That part of his soul that has been claimed and marked by Truth shudders, its roots digging deeper. It’s like the memory of a scent, a bloom oh-so pretty and enticing but you know is deadly to the touch, and yet you can’t stay away.

I can’t stay here for two weeks. I can’t, he thinks, desperately, wondering how he’s the only one who seems to feel it.

“Ed?” Draco’s hand is on his shoulder, gray eyes narrowed. “You okay?”

“Yeah,” he says, forcing on a mask of smiles and nonchalance. “Just admiring the architecture, it’s very different from what I know from home.”

Draco doesn’t look convinced, but his parents don’t seem to notice anything off about him. On the contrary, Narcissa seems delighted he’d mentioned the design of the manor’s interior, and immediately goes into explaining its finer details. Her excited voice is an anchor for his mounting unease like listening to Winry babble about nonsense during maintenance visits.

“It’s called French Gothic,” Narcissa starts as they make their way through the entry hall and she points out the different features. “The Malfoy line was originally from France, and decided to import some key features from the continent’s style of the time when they settled here. The rib vaults allowed for higher ceilings and the inclusion of these stained glass windows you can see here, they make the manor look so pretty during sunrise, we have to show you at some point.”

“Narcissa, darling,” Lucius chuckles with a sideways glance at Ed. “Not everyone is as excited about architecture as you are.”

“I don’t mind, actually,” Ed says quickly, needing the distraction. “I like learning new things.”

Draco snorts. “It’s a running joke at school, Father, everyone says the Hat misplaced him and he should be a Ravenclaw.”

Ed jabs him in the side, feeling something in him ease. “On the contrary, I’d say wanting to gather as much knowledge as possible is very ambitious and resourceful, you never know when it might come in handy!”

“That’s true,” Lucius agrees, patting Ed’s back good-naturedly. “Well, love, I suppose you have finally found someone to talk to about art history and architecture, then!”

“Delightful,” she says dryly, giving her husband a pointed look that reminds Ed of the type of looks his aunt would give his uncle, before they died. More playful than serious, more banter than reproval. “Well, now that I have my darling husband’s permission, how about a short tour of the manor, Edward, sweetheart?”

Ed would rather turn around and sleep in the woods. He smiles. “I’d love that, Mrs Malfoy.”

“Please, it’s Narcissa for you.”



Malfoy Manor was a grand and beautiful thing to behold, but Dark Magic had stained the white marble to the core, seeped into every little crack, hid in every nook and cranny. The feeling of the forbidden was strongest in the library and, strangely, the drawing room, and Ed was finding himself suppressing the urge to go to either room.

He’s sitting on the bed in the guest room the Malfoys had prepared for him, head in his hands and trying to breathe through the feeling of taboo.

»This was a bad idea,« he mutters, letting himself fall back on the plush mattress to stare at the stucco ceiling. Roy is regarding him from his perch on one of the decorative pillows, somehow managing to look worried. Ed sighs. »How can they live here?«

“Maybe you get used to it,” the snake suggests in a tone like he’d be shrugging if he had shoulders. “I don’t know.”

»Well I certainly don’t want to get used to it,« Ed says. »I don’t need my brain to get the shit idea that Dark Magic is great, actually, no, seriously, just try it for a bit.«

Roy snorts, and doesn’t comment.

A bang and a pop startles them both, Roy moving to be ready to strike, Ed sitting up, both hands raised. He blinks and tries not to grimace at what just showed up in his room. “Uh, and you are—?”

“Mibby, sir,” the little creature says with a high-pitched voice, bowing several times before staring at him with huge, bulging eyes. “Mibby is here to inform sir that dinner is ready. Sir.”

“Ah,” Ed says, giving Roy a short look. When he nods he turns back to the—, to Mibby. “Is there… something my snake could eat? A mouse or something?”

“Oh, yes, of course, sir! Mibby will bring something to the table for sir’s snake.”

“... thanks.”

“No need to thank Mibby, sir,” Mibby squeals, horrified, and disappears with another bang and pop.

“What the fuck?”

“That was a House Elf,” Roy says dryly, slithering off the pillow and over the mattress to glide up Ed’s arm and drape around his neck. “They are magically enslaved to serve a family until death.”

Ed blinks, the words slowly sinking in. “They are what?”



Lucius isn’t entirely sure what he had expected Edward Elric to be like.

Draco’s letters had started off speaking of someone who is eccentric and unappreciative of their customs and traditions, someone who eschewed House boundaries and fraternized with blood traitors and mudbloods, but also someone highly intelligent and able to back his words with actions. Draco had called him charming and vindictive and kind all in the same breath.

Draco had talked about Edward joining the Quidditch team, about his short temper and willingness to apologize, about dropping whatever he’s doing to help a friend, about being unsure whether Edward and Blaise Zabini are actually courting or just doing it to be annoying. He had mentioned Edward being an exceptionally talented wizard and teachers both loving and hating him — the latter mostly because they could never prove it had been him who had jinxed his classmates, something Lucius actually found very endearing.

He knows about your old friends, too, Draco had written. And I doubt he believes that you are no longer acquainted.

Then there’s the infamous essay, of course.

Normally, something calling for equal rights for Werewolves, of all things, would merely raise a few eyebrows, maybe some snide remarks and a few scattered fools thinking it had merit.

But, well.

Not only had it been Dumbledore who had distributed copies amongst the Ministry employees and other influential people, but to top the debacle off it was convincing. The essay mentioned every single law and argument in detriment to Werewolves and eviscerated them, eloquently no less. While the title was crass, every single sentence in the work proper was succinct and well-articulated, everything researched to the point that Lucius had to wonder how he had gathered all these sources.

And people were considering his points.

Not because of any one specific argument, no, but because put together and taken as a whole the work was more convincing than the sum of its parts.

And then came the second essay, even thicker, even more thoroughly researched, even more compelling, especially in the wake of its predecessor.

Having now met Edward Elric, and even only having exchanged a few empty pleasantries, Lucius is uncomfortably secure in his impression of the young man.

Edward Elric is a powder keg.

Handled wrong he will tear their entire way of life to shreds, will upend the status quo and smile doing it.

But, well.

A sense of cold alerts Lucius to their young guest’s arrival and he makes sure to smile warmly at him. “Ah, Edward, I see the servant did their job.”

“Yes, good too, I had lost track of time,” the boy replies without missing a beat, face perfectly polite. There is a small snake draped around his neck like a scarf, yellow eyes like its owner’s staring at him just as unblinkingly. “Oh, right, I hope you don’t mind that I brought my pet? His name’s Roy.”

“Of course not,” Lucius waves him off. “What kind of Slytherin would mind a snake for company, am I right?”

Edward smiles, but it doesn’t reach his eyes, and he doesn’t offer more as he follows Lucius to the dining room.

And that was the crux of the matter. The cold that preceded Edward’s entry into a room was something that Lucius is intimately familiar with from years amongst other Dark Wizards. Over the years he had learned to be able to feel the taint that came with using Dark Magic like an aura, a stiff, cold breeze that heralded its owner’s arrival.

That cold is something that spoke of more than a merely tangential brush with Dark Magic like Draco had suggested.

No, Edward Elric had used Dark Magic, and judging by his aura it had been something truly nasty, or else he’d used a lot of it.

And if he was tainted, then one might very well be able to sway him to use his intellect and merit for something more productive. If one was so inclined. Someone who had dabbled in as much Dark Magic as it seemed like Edward had would find it difficult to truly resist it, especially in a place like Malfoy Manor.

Lucius would have to be subtle about it though.

The four of them sit down around one end of the table, the house elves magically serving the food. Lucius watches as one of them offers a dead mouse from their owlery supplies to Edward, his snake slowly gliding down his arm to start devouring it.

He averts his gaze, clearing his throat as he raises his wine goblet. “Well, I do hope the food is to your satisfaction, Edward.”

“It looks wonderful,” the boy replies, perfectly polite. “Again, thank you for having me, it’s very kind of you.”

“We’re always happy to have Draco’s friends over,” Narcissa says, sipping from her own goblet. “While Hogwarts does have amazing feasts for the holidays, the thought of having you spend Christmas in a foreign country, on your own? No, I couldn’t bear that.”

Edward flushes. “Really, I’m used to it, and we don’t have Christmas at home, so—,”

“You don’t?” Draco frowns. “You didn’t mention.”

“We have Yule,” Edward shrugs, taking a bite from the fois gras. Even his table manners were impeccable; Lucius had seen some of his friends’ kids unable to tell the cutlery apart. “From what I gathered it’s a precursor to your Christmas.”

“Fascinating,” Narcissa hums.

“At any rate I haven’t celebrated in a long time, so I’m looking forward to seeing how your traditions differ from those back home.”

Lucius wishes he could parse Edward better. The boy was polite to a fault, always quick to have a fitting response at the ready. His manners were flawless, and he knew exactly what to say to keep a conversation going and never let it veer off course. He’d listened to Narcissa’s detailed explanations of the architectural history of the manor and injected questions at the proper moments, questions that showed not only that he was paying close attention but also thinking carefully about everything she shared.

Narcissa had been delighted.

Lucius can’t help but disagree with his son’s earlier joke.

Edward got Sorted just right.

If there had ever been such a thing as a perfect Slytherin student, Edward was just that.

It’s evident that Edward was keeping his guard up, and it bothers Lucius that he can’t tell if it is because he and Narcissa are strangers or because of his past with the Dark Lord, or perhaps even a mix of both. Whenever he engages in an exchange with Draco the mask slips away and he opens up, his eyes less yellow and more molten gold.

It’s the hallmark of a Slytherin to be careful with their trust, but give it wholly.

“You should have seen Ed when Minister Fudge showed up at the Three Broomsticks and insisted on talking to him!” Draco snickers, ignoring the glare Edward was sending him. “I’ve never seen him be that uncomfortable and smarmy, I swear our teachers thought he’d been jinxed!”

“I’m still insulted that Blaise doubted my manners,” Edward sniffs, taking a sip from his water. “Just because I don’t use them doesn’t mean I don’t have them.”

“If this is you not using them,” Narcissa teases with a smile. “Then I’ll have to agree with Draco and say that it sounds rather unsettling.”

Edward blushes dark and coughs. “Obviously I’m being polite right now, I’m a guest.”

“Oh Edward,” his wife tuts. “You are free to feel right at home! Really.”

The teenager clears his throat. “Thank you.”

Well, it seems Lucius got his answer to one of his questions; the boy was awkward around parents, apparently. Good to know, he supposes.

“Speaking of the Minister,” Lucius says genially. “That essay of yours…”

“I am so sorry,” Edward moans. “I never intended for it to get that far, I swear. It started out as me kind of, you know, being a bit of a nuisance about a homework assignment I disagreed with, then Professor Dumbledore asked if he could show it to some people. He doesn’t like me, so I thought he was joking. How was I supposed to know he’d give it to the Minister for Magic?”

Lucius blinks. “He… doesn’t like you?”

“Why in Merlin’s name would he not like you?” Narcissa sounds aghast. “What did you do?”

Edward fidgets a bit. “I admit it’s partially my fault, he got under my skin a bit. It’s just—,” he breaks off, something flashing in his eyes. “He made assumptions about me, and they rubbed me wrong, so I might have brought something up that he doesn’t like to be reminded of. We got off on the wrong foot, I guess, and it only got worse with time, so,” he shrugs. “Can’t win them all.”

They all stare at him. Draco is the first to recover. “I’d say I’m surprised you managed to antagonize Dumbledore, but that would be a lie.”

“I didn’t set out to do it!”

Edward’s pet snake hisses sleepily, and the boy throws him a glare, hissing something back before crossing his arms with something almost like a pout. “I can’t believe even my pet has so little faith in me.”

Wait, what?

“Uh,” Lucius starts, but doesn’t know what he’d even try to say.

“Oh, yeah, didn’t I mention?” Draco looks entirely too smug. “Ed’s a parselmouth.”

Lucius swallows, feeling faint. “... I see.”

Narcissa clears her throat, clapping her hands for the attention of their servants. “Dessert, anyone?”

Bless his wife.




[Monday, 20 December 1993, Malfoy Manor]

 

Lucius Malfoy raises a perfect eyebrow when Ed sits down at breakfast, a smile playing at his lips. “A Slytherin wearing red? Bold choice,” he sips from his cup of coffee. “Where’s your snake?”

Ed tugs idly on the sleeve of his red sweater before pouring himself a cup of coffee as well. “Food coma.”

“I do hope he’s well?”

“Oh, yeah, he always sleeps for a while after a meal, it’s normal,” he shrugs, starting to butter a piece of toast.

“Did you sleep well?” Ed blinks at Narcissa’s question, quickly putting on a smile.

“Oh, yeah, I slept great, thank you. I kind of missed waking up to sunshine and birdsong, to be honest.”

Lucius snorts, quickly covering it with a cough. “Yes, the common room is quite nice, but it’s easy to lose track of time, admittedly,” he blinks as he notices the House Elf from the previous day holding out a newspaper to him, ripping it out of her hands and almost having her fall over.

Ed bites his tongue, his hands balling into fists underneath the table. It probably wouldn’t make a great impression to snap at the guy having him over as a guest, even if he’d love to.

(it’s been frustrating how much he’s been made to sit back and tow the line

is this what it feels like to keep in step and play the long con?)

“Oh,” Draco says, gray eyes peeled on a letter Mibby had handed him. “Blaise is asking to meet at the Leaky Cauldron tomorrow, around noon, for Christmas shopping. Says he invited Pansy too, wanna go?”

“Sure,” Ed shrugs, biting into his toast. “I’ve got a bunch of gifts I have to buy for everyone still.”

“Do you need to go to Gringotts? They have access to other countries’ banks, too.”

He figures if Truth had given him a vault in any bank on this planet they would have mentioned that. “Nah, but if you do we can go, I just hope the Goblins don’t kidnap me.”

“I beg your pardon?” He looks at Lucius’ curious expression and rubs the back of his neck sheepishly.

“It’s a long story, but they kind of want to force me to become a Cursebreaker for them?”

Lucius and Narcissa give him long, contemplative looks before they return to the morning paper and their breakfast respectively. “You are quite the curious young man, aren’t you?”

Draco snorts into his coffee. “That’s a nice way to put it, Father.”

They fall back into some scattered, idle chatting and eating breakfast, before Lucius hums thoughtfully, lowering his newspaper. “Well, Edward, I suppose you’ll be thrilled to hear that your essay has led to the reinstatement of the Werewolf Support Services and the relocation of the Werewolf Division from the Beast to the Being Division.”

“... oh,” Ed says faintly. “I… didn’t get the impression that Minister Fudge was fond of my… essay.”

“He wasn’t,” Lucius agrees. “But the majority of Magical Law Enforcement and the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures were in favor of several of your suggestions, and are currently working on implementing them. Congratulations; not even fifteen yet and already a political activist.”

Ed rather thinks that’s one of his lesser accomplishments, but decides it’s not something he should bring up. He clears his throat, taking a sip from his coffee in an attempt to buy time to think of a response. Much to his relief Draco jumps in, though that feeling is short-lived at the words out of his mouth. “So, Father, how long until his essay shuts down Azkaban, you think?”

He chokes on his coffee. “Wh–what?”

“Oh, yes,” his friend — though he’s wondering if he should downgrade him to acquaintance at this rate — smirks. “Did you really think Dumbledore wouldn’t send that one off, too?”

“That one was a joke between me and L—, Professor Lupin! I can’t believe he handed that over to Dumbledore!”

“I don’t think he had much choice in the matter,” Draco remarks blithely, getting himself another helping of baked beans and egg.

“No, I rather think Dumbledore was thrilled about that one, he was never fond of the Dementors,” Lucius says with a tone of voice that is rather unpleasant. “He was adamant not to have them guard the school.”

Narcissa clears her throat, nervously tapping a manicured finger against the rim of her teacup. “May I ask what brought the topic up?”

Ed pauses, noting the way her blue eyes don’t meet his and Lucius and Draco send her covert glances. “They affect me. Badly.”

Narcissa’s face snaps up, her expression escaping her for a moment before she regains control of her features. “Oh, you poor child.”

“It’s not what you think,” he quickly waves her off, though he isn’t sure that’s true. “I don’t really know why they make me faint. At any rate when I found out that they—, what they can do I didn’t feel comfortable having them around, to be honest. I’ve been trying to learn the Patronus Charm from our DADA professor, but it’s a slow process.”

“Don’t be too hard on yourself,” Lucius says, slowly and deliberately folding his newspaper. “It’s a hard spell to learn, let alone master, and harder still if one is overly affected by Dementors. I never managed even a bit of wispy smoke myself.”

Narcissa nods. “Best I can do is some mist, it’s very… advanced magic.”

Ed smiles at them. “That’s about what I have managed, too, but I’d rather keep trying.”

“Yeah,” Draco chimes up. “Can’t have you fall off your broom again.”

“That is hardly the most important point,” Narcissa sniffs, and with that the topic is dropped.




[Tuesday, 21 December 1993, Leaky Cauldron]

 

The second Ed steps out of the fireplace he lets out the breath he had been holding to keep the ash out of his airways, gulping in the stale and greasy atmosphere of the pub instead.

Why can’t wizards just use fucking trains for more than shepherding their kids to school?

He startles as a hand comes out of seemingly nowhere to pat the ash off of his coat, turning to see Pansy’s impish smile as she steps back, satisfied. “Hello, Ed, I see you didn’t get lost in Draco’s family library yet.”

“I’m doing my best to keep him away from it,” Draco drawls, draping an arm over her shoulders and ruffling her carefully braided hair. “He liked our planetarium a lot.”

“That thing’s awesome,” Blaise says, casually wrapping his arms around Ed’s left. “I swear it’s the only reason any of us pass our Astronomy exams.”

“It is pretty neat,” Ed agrees, following his friends out of the Leaky Cauldron and into what he assumes is the hidden entrance to Diagon Alley. He’s glad they all met in the pub instead of the shopping mile proper, or he would have floundered.

When the doorway opens Ed has to make sure not to let his surprise show on his face, the street teeming with shops of all shapes and sizes and colors, covered in a light layer of powdered snow, witches and wizards coming and going between them and down small alleyways.

“Is this your first time here?” Ed blinks at Pansy’s question and nods, eliciting a small gasp from her. “Then we gotta give you the whole tour!”

“Aren’t we doing that anyways?” Draco rolls his eyes, still leaning on her. “I mean, we’re here to buy Christmas presents, so we’ll go into most stores, anyways.”

“So? We can still give him a tour,” she sniffs, shrugging off Draco’s arm and wrapping hers around Ed’s free, right arm instead.

“I need to go to Gringotts first, Mom told me to buy new dress robes for your Christmas and New Year’s parties,” Blaise pipes up, getting muttered acknowledgment from the others.

And so they walk past the inviting shopfronts and towards the large white marble building towering in the center of the shopping district, Ed trying his best to read the names of the different stores and think of gift ideas. He’s never had so many people he had to buy gifts for all at once, and he was a bit overwhelmed.

The inside of Gringotts is more marble and expensive woods, filled with the muttering of Goblins in different languages, talking either amongst themselves or to witches and wizards.

Ed also didn’t miss the lovely poem at the entrance.

(that was one way to tell thieves to fuck around and find out, he supposes)

“We might as well all get some money while we’re here,” Draco suggests, holding out his finger to the clerk that had confirmed Blaise’s identity, Pansy going after him.

The Goblin then looks at Ed expectantly, and he shrugs awkwardly. “I’m not from here—,”

“We can access vaults from other wizarding banks, and some muggle ones,” the Goblin interrupts him. “We merely need some blood, and our filing system will do the rest, sir.”

Well, if they can’t find him he can just say that they must not have access to his country’s banks. He can do this.

Taking off his left glove he holds out his finger to let the Goblin prick the skin and squeeze a few drops of blood on a blank stone tablet, scrutinizing whatever appears on it. He looks at him. “Name?”

“Edward Elric.”

“Parents’ names?”

“Trisha Elric and Van Hohenheim,” Ed is starting to get a little confused, if they don’t have anything for him, why would they want this information?

The Goblin does something with the surface of the tablet and then writes something on a slip of paper, handing it over to the Goblin who’s supposed to lead him and his friends to the vaults. “We confirmed blood relation and eligibility to inherit for the Paracelsus Family Vault of the Chrysópos bank in Larissa, Greece. A connection has been established and Griphook will let you access it via the Greek portal. Thank you for your patronage, and please don’t take 900 years to update the surname next time.”

Ed’s brain short-circuits. Blood relation?

He has a blood relation to Herpo Paracelsus? The Xerxian madman who somehow managed to get sent here ahead of him, presumably invented Horcruxes and whose line went on to fucking spawn Voldemort?

Truth, he thinks numbly, following his friends and their Goblin guide through a door and into a dark cavern. Is my entire fucking family just assholes?

His only solace as he sits down in the cart is that there’s a minimum of some four hundred years’ worth of generations between him and the bastard.

Small mercies.

“Wait,” Draco says over the wind of the madly driving cart. “Greece doesn’t enforce the Statute of Secrecy?”

Oh fuck. “Uh, no, that’s just where my family came from, it’s been centuries since we lived there. Guess they never bothered to switch banks?”

“Do you have too much money on your hands, that you don’t even have to bother closing an old account?” Blaise snarks with a raised eyebrow, yelping as they take a sharp turn and he has to cling to Pansy.

“Maybe Ed’s ancestor had a fight with the rest of their clan and fucked off,” Draco snickers, grunting as the cart stops as abruptly as it had taken off. His next words are almost drowned out by Pansy hurling over the side of the cart. “Blaise, your vault.”

“Yeah, yeah,” their friend sighs, clambering out of the cart with shaky legs.

After his three friends have filled their pockets to varying degrees at three different vaults — and an unexpected shower by a waterfall — they finally stop at a door that looks different from the others, with a remarkably simple coat of arms engraved in the black stone, inlaid with white, blue and green marble, seemingly moving in the firelight.

“The Greek portal,” Griphook informs them, gesturing for Ed to follow him. “We will need your blood again, to confirm your identity so your vault’s connection may open, Mr Elric.”

“Right,” Ed mutters doubtfully, squeezing at his cut finger to bring out a few more drops and smearing it against the panel the Goblin indicates, hoping they at least sanitize that spot every once in a while.

The door splits down the middle, sliding apart and disappearing into the cavern wall to either side like it had never existed in the first place.

Beyond is nothing but a black void.

He turns to the Goblin with a raised eyebrow.

“Due to the nature of the connection, only the person who opened the vault may enter. It is not dangerous.”

“Well, okay then,” Ed sighs, looking at the void again. “Geronimo?”

And he jumps across the threshold.

 

“So, how has he been doing, really?”

Draco looks at Pansy for a moment before he stares at the black nothing Ed had jumped through again. “My mother loves him, he listens to her art history rants like it’s the gospel. My father,” he pauses, mulls over his words. “I try not to let them go off alone.”

Pansy and Blaise exchange wary looks. Pansy leans forward, lowering her voice like the Goblin would actually care about what they have to say. “I thought your father was done with that.”

“Really? After what happened last year? Pansy, please, don’t be naive.”

“But—, it’s over, surely he doesn’t think—,”

“I don’t know what he actually believes,” Draco admits, moving his gaze to his hands. “But I don’t like the way he looks at Ed.”

His friends are silent for a moment, looking at the portal, still black and unmoving and keeping Ed hidden from their view.

“Well,” Blaise drawls, faux-bored. “We’ll just have to monopolize him at the parties, then.”

“I’m not sure that will be enough,” Draco sighs, following their gazes. “And I’m not sure how much longer I can keep him away from the library, either.”

Pansy frowns. “There’s stuff Ed isn’t telling us, isn’t there?”

“Of course, everyone has secrets,” Blaise says, looking at her in confusion. “Where’s that coming from?”

She doesn’t answer, instead she gets out of the cart and walks over to the Goblin, clearing her throat. “Excuse me, Griphook?” He doesn’t say anything, just regards her with his eyes black as the portal. “Is there anything you are at liberty to tell us about our friend’s family?”

“Pansy,” Draco hisses, clambering out after her. “You can’t just snoop in Ed’s business.”

“I’m just curious,” she sniffs, giving him a haughty look. “I think I heard that name before.”

“Well,” the Goblin says, eyeing them keenly. “I may tell you the name of the person who opened the vault, and that your friend is the first to request access since the original owner opened it.”

They all blink at the Goblin, Blaise having joined them. Draco clears his throat. “Really? In 900 years?”

“Yes,” the Goblin confirms. “The person who opened the vault was a man named Herpo Paracelsus, and it has lain untouched since.”

Draco takes in a hissing breath, quickly thanking the Goblin before dragging Pansy and Blaise away by the arms to stand by the cart. “I think we might have made a mistake.”

“Why? What’s going on?” Pansy puts a hand on his forearm holding her shoulder. “Do you know that name?”

“Yes,” he presses out, feeling a cold unlike the cave’s in his veins. “We have a book on old bloodlines in our library, you know, those ones. Herpo Paracelsus is also known as Herpo the Foul, and is said to have bred the first Basilisk, and been the progenitor of modern European Dark Magic. And—,” he swallows, sending another glance at the portal. “He was an ancestor of Salazar Slytherin, and the Dark Lord.”

Their eyes widen, and Blaise sums up their thoughts in one, succinct word.

“Fuck.”

 

The first thing Ed sees inside the vault is a gigantic snake skull with rows upon rows of sharp fangs the length of his arm.

“What the absolute fuck?”

Slowly edging past the creepy thing he lets his eyes drift over the warm sandstone walls, decorated with tapestries and bronze shields. Cold fire burns in cressets hanging from the high ceiling, and there’s a desk flanked by two tall shelves. There are several chests pushed against one wall, and a few busts put carelessly in a corner.

Ed turns to the desk first, and freezes in place where he stands.

His own face stares back at him.

He blinks, and realizes it’s a portrait, not of himself but someone who merely looks like him, standing beside a woman with dark olive skin and black locks put up in an elaborate style, her eyes like two black pin pricks in her angular, sharp face.

Ed certainly didn’t need to know that he’s not just related to the fucker but also looks like his fucking twin.

Well, at least now he knows that connection is Hohenheim’s fault. Another reason to punch him in the face next time he sees him.

Walking over to the shelves he lets his eyes drift slowly over the spines, taking a moment to translate the Xerxian in his head, and pulls out the books that pique his interest. He moves to put them away in his bag, when he realizes it would probably not really fit everything he wants to take with him.

With a sigh he takes out his wand, muttering Capacious Extremis under his breath, and waiting for the charm to finish enlarging the space inside. Looking between the bag and the shelves he shrugs and just swipes all the books inside without a care.

He’s gotta hand it to magic, it did come in handy often enough for him to preemptively mourn its loss once he returns home.

Having relieved Herpo’s vault of anything containing an ounce of written word he adjusts the strap of his bag over his shoulder and turns to the desk.

It’s empty of anything except a small black wooden box, carved with an intricate pattern that reminds Ed of something he can’t put his finger on. When he touches it and looks for its composition he finds elder wood and elderberry-based dye, and a blood-based enchantment.

“Wizards and their blood bullshit,” he mutters, running his hand lightly along the path woven by the old spell until he finds the center, squeezing blood from his pricked finger for the third time that day. The engraved pattern glows a faint, sickly blue, and when he opens the box the feeling of taboo slaps him in the face like he got sucked back into Gluttony’s fake Gate, a sort of twisted, corrupted energy that makes him nauseous.

Inside the box, lying innocently on a cushion of black silk, is a golden fibula.

Ed wants to scream.

“Wonderful,” he grits out, automail hand gripping his left wrist tightly to keep from reaching out to pick it up. “The bastard hid his fucking Horcrux in a pin looking like a fucking Ouroboros. Fuck you, Herpo.”

What in the name of fuck is he supposed to do with this?

Put it on, an insidious voice whispers in his brain, and with a low, half-feral growl he slaps the box closed again, the enchantment falling back in place and shielding him from the Dark aura. He lets out a breath, and before he can think better of it he stuffs the box into his bag as well.

Deciding that this was already enough exposure to whatever bullshit lies in the vault, Ed ignores the busts and chests and quickly jumps through the portal again. He has to blink several times to adjust back to the low, flickering light in the Gringotts caverns, quickly thanking Griphook for his help and walking over to his friends, forcing a smile on his face he hopes seems at least somewhat genuine. “I’m done, wanna go?”

His friends regard him for a moment as if they are worried he’ll keel over, then Pansy smiles and nods, wrapping her hands around his left arm and leading him over to the cart. “So, what was in there?”

“Just a bunch of old Greek stuff,” he shrugs, faux-casually. “I could probably make bank selling it to a muggle museum.”

“Yes, I’m sure you are hurting for money,” Blaise snorts, rolling his eyes as he follows Draco into the cart. “Given he’s your relative I would have expected a library in there.”

“Very funny,” Ed grouses, the weight of all the books in his magically enlarged bag heavy on his conscience. But his friends shouldn’t have to worry about Ed’s mission from Truth, anyways.

Pansy shifts against him. “So, where to first?”

 

They only make it to the main hall of Gringotts before they are waylaid.

The first thing they see is a redhead excitedly chatting to the Goblin clerk who had verified their identities in a very raspy language, and some more redheads standing aside. When Ed looks them over he realizes they’re all Weasleys when he catches Fred and George’s eyes, who smirk.

Fred cups his hands around his mouth and shouts. “Bill! It’s the blond kid that’s not a Malfoy!”

Ed gasps at the same time as Bill first looks at his brother and then snaps his head around. “Seriously?”

Ed gives a sheepish wave. “Hey?”

A wide grin spreads on Bill’s face as he bounds over, skidding to a halt on the polished marble just short of slamming into Ed. “I can’t believe the luck! I thought for sure I wouldn’t get to meet you until summer, but then Burgock mentioned that you’re down in the vaults and just—, hey,” Bill flushes as he snaps his mouth shut, hands fluttering awkwardly around him. “I swear I’m usually cooler than this.”

Ed shakes his head with a grin. “I’m honestly a bit shocked we ran into each other, or I’d probably be talking a mile a minute, too,” he tilts his head. “Well? Am I what you expected?”

“You’re shorter than I thought you’d be,” Bill smirks, dancing out of the way of Ed’s kick to his shin. “Hey!”

“Don’t call me short, you fucking beanstalk,” Ed hisses, narrowing his eyes. “Friendship ended with Bill, now Ron’s my favorite Weasley.”

Bill puts a hand to his chest. “You wound me!”

“I agree, Ron is the second worst of your lot,” Draco drawls from beside Ed, raising an eyebrow.

“Oi,” Ed says, elbowing him. “Only brothers get to talk smack about siblings, you stay outta this.”

“Yeah, Malfoy,” Fred says. “Stay outta the soulmate meet cute.”

“The what?”

“Anyways,” Ed cuts them off before they can start a fight that sees them thrown out. “I take it you’re over for the holidays?”

“Only Christmas, then I gotta head back to work,” Bill grins, hands at his hips and leaning over. “Have the Goblins tried to kidnap you yet?”

Ed laughs. “No, you must have put the fear of Truth into them.”

Bill opens his mouth to reply when who Ed presumes is his mother puts a hand on his shoulder, clearing her throat awkwardly, her eyes flitting from Bill, to Ed, to his friends and back to Bill. “Aren’t you going to introduce us to your… friend?”

“Mom—,”

“It’s nice to meet you, Mrs Weasley,” Ed says with his most polite voice and brightest smile, holding out his hand. “I’m Edward Elric.”

She blinks at him, taking his hand hesitantly and shaking it. “Molly Weasley, this is my husband Arthur and our second oldest son, Charlie… I guess you know the rest of the kids.”

“At least by sight,” he agrees, shaking hands with Mr Weasley and Charlie. “So you work with Dragons in Romania if I remember Bill’s stories right, and you work in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts office, correct? Do you only deal with cases where the enchanted artifacts would negatively affect the Statute of Secrecy and the life of the muggle, or are you also responsible for reviewing and greenlighting applications by wizards to enchant muggle artifacts for personal use? And Charlie, I’ve actually got a bunch of questions about Dragons, would it be okay to write to you at some point?”

Charlie raises an eyebrow, smirking at him like he sees right through him and finds the entire thing highly amusing. Meanwhile the Weasley parents blink at him, evidently surprised at his attitude and sincere tone. Mr Weasley clears his throat. “Well, normally I’d love to talk about my work and muggles in general, but we’ve still got a lot of shopping to do. But—,” he exchanges a look with his wife, who takes over for him.

“I’m sure there’ll be time for some more leisure conversation over the summer, when you come by to visit Bill.”

“Of course, I’d love to,” Ed says, turning back to Bill. “Well, we’ve got our own shopping to do too. Hear from you soon?”

“Definitely,” Bill agrees, eyes glinting like he saw through Ed’s charade just as easily as his younger brother.

After some more polite goodbyes and platitudes Ed and his friends finally make it out of the bank, and Ed slumps a little. “I am not equipped to cozy up to parents this frequently.”

“You did a pretty good job, all things considered,” Blaise hums, wrapping his scarf more tightly around his neck. “I’ve never seen a Weasley ignore a Malfoy this thoroughly.”

“Hey,” Draco complains. “I ignored them first.”

“Since when is insulting one of them ‘ignoring’ them?”

“Oh, shut up, Zabini.”

Notes:

23 August 2024: Fun Facts!

The snake skull in Herpo's vault is, in fact, that of his, and therefor the first ever, Basilisk.

Herpo placed his Horcrux in a box, alluding to Pandora’s Box. It is made of elder wood and additionally dyed with dye based on elderberry juice, and elder traditionally represents renewal and transformation, but is also seen as cursed due to Christian association with the cross Jesus was crucified on, and being the tree Judas hung himself from. It is also used to ward off evil.

Herpo’s Horcrux is contained inside a golden fibula (the type of brooch used to fasten Greek togas) in the shape of an ouroboros, a nod towards its purpose of ensuring his immortality.

Chapter 16: Christmas at Malfoy Manor (don’t mind the death eaters)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[Wednesday, 22 December 1993, Malfoy Manor]

 

Narcissa was born with the good fortune of being the youngest of three. Despite one of her sisters bringing shame to their name by marrying a mudblood, Bella had still been more than enough to secure their continued good standing by marrying a Lestrange.

It left Narcissa the freedom to marry for fondness rather than status and connections, not that Lucius didn’t have plenty of both. And her husband had been smart enough to evade Azkaban, something she couldn’t say of her sister and brother-in-law. It enabled them to live their lives relatively unimpeded by the fallout of the Dark Lord’s fall, and her son to grow up at ease.

And now he was making real friends, and she couldn’t be happier.

Edward was polite, friendly and helpful to a fault. He was always eager to ask questions about her hobbies and interests and listened with rapt attention and even inquired further, showing a remarkable intellect and quick wit.

She was aware, of course, that he was actively trying to make a good impression, and she wasn’t going to take everything he said and did at face value. She was smarter than that. It was just hard not to, when he seemed to startle at every little bit of positive touch, any little bit of maternal affection she thoughtlessly gave because he might as well be Draco’s brother with his light hair and eyes and effortless snark.

But it worried her, that he seemed both sincere and cautious. Lucius had confided in her that the boy was tainted, that he had almost definitely dabbled in the Dark Arts at some point, that he knew of her husband’s allegiance to the Dark Lord.

But if he truly fell on that side of the divide, why was he fraternizing with blood traitors and mudbloods, fighting for the rights of beasts? Was he simply trying to throw off suspicions in a foreign country? There’d be easier ways to do that, surely.

But it would explain Dumbledore disliking him.

Or had the boy perhaps been brought up amongst the Dark Arts, and used the geographical distance to shake off expectations foisted on him, trying to find a path free of it?

A part of Narcissa could certainly understand the notion, having seen its extremes in a sister and a cousin — well, not that her cousin had lasted long in his redemption. Blood will out, and all that.

Edward is certainly a complicated character, but he and Draco seem to be close, and as long as he continues to prove a boon to her son’s life she would be content to sit back and let things play out.

Speaking of—

“Mother?”

She looks up from her sketch, Draco fidgeting in the doorway of her private atelier. She smiles, patting the space beside her. “Yes, sweetheart?”

He walks over, slowly, biting his lip as he sits down and tugs his legs in, resting his arms on his knees. Narcissa leans back into the wall, the cushioned bench nuzzled into the bay window overlooking their rose garden, covered in a thick layer of snow. Draco was always a bit slow on coming out with things that troubled him, and she could be patient.

Narcissa has ample experience being patient, after all.

“Did you ever—,” he starts, voice quiet. “Do you think he was right?”

Narcissa freezes for a brief moment, then her heart starts hammering away in her chest like it’s a hummingbird trying to escape its prison of flesh and bone. She takes a deep breath and clutches her sketchpad tighter. “What, specifically?”

Draco swallows and turns his face towards the window. “Ed grew up with muggles,” he starts, words slow and rolled around in his mind numerous times. “He talks about it, sometimes. And he hangs out with mud—, with muggleborns at school,” he turns his head to her again, gray eyes meeting her blues. “Can you keep a secret?”

“Of course,” she agrees immediately, putting one hand on his. “You know you can tell me anything, Draco.”

“You know how Potter’s best friends with a muggleborn, Hermione Granger?”

She hums. “You and Pansy talked about her before.”

“Right,” he says like he doesn’t want to remember that. “Ed is friends with her too, and—, well, all three of us have Ancient Runes together. And obviously I sit next to Ed, but she does, too. And—,” he sighs and leans back against the wall. “And we’ve started… talking, just in class, really, and only if Ed’s around. We aren’t friends, obviously, but she’s not—,” he cuts himself off and licks his lips. “She isn’t bad.”

Ah, she thinks. “You mentioned before that she’s smart.”

“She and Ed are tied for best of our year,” Draco sighs, running a hand through his hair. “And talking to her isn’t… awful.”

Narcissa hums. “There are always exceptions to every rule, Draco, it doesn’t mean the rules don’t have merit,” she mulls her words over. “Do you… like her?”

“Not like that,” he exclaims, face pinking in embarrassment. “But… she’s alright, I think? Is that bad, that I think a muggleborn might be alright?”

“No, it’s not,” she takes his hands and squeezes them lightly. “Especially not… currently. It’s plausible deniability. It’s what’s kept your father and us safe, where people like your Aunt Bella were not so lucky. We’re Malfoys, we always play it safe.”

Something flashes over her son’s face she can’t quite put her finger on, and he sighs, leaning forward to hug her. “Thanks, Mother.”

“Of course, sweetheart,” she replies, though she can’t help feeling like she said all the wrong things.




[Thursday, 23 December 1993, Malfoy Manor]

 

Ed was very much aware that Draco was trying to keep him away from the library, and he wasn’t exactly eager to spend much time around Dark books either. Besides, he was on break, and here to spend time with his friend. He shouldn’t be thinking about holing himself up in the library anyways.

But, well.

Lupin had likened it to an addiction once, and Ed was starting to realize he had not meant it metaphorically.

It had been easy to ignore in Amestris, where there was only one true taboo to commit in alchemy and one that was futile to boot. Even then he had been forced to break it more than once.

It had been easy to ignore at Hogwarts even, where magic was so abundant and the walls themselves imbued with a magic of their own that it drowned out whatever vile shit was in the restricted section. And besides, the stuff in there was tame compared to what the Malfoys’ library and drawing room were giving off.

Ed knows he should stay far away, knows nothing good will come from giving into the siren’s song.

But he had also known that human transmutation was taboo, and still did it.

That is to say, Ed is not good at not doing the stupid thing.

Roy had given him a disappointed look and curled up on a pillow, staunchly refusing to go with him on what he had called a “foolish endeavor”. Ed was getting more and more convinced that he had named him right with every passing day.

»Alright, you can do this. You’re the Fullmetal Alchemist, youngest state alchemist in history. You’re basically on a first name basis with God. You can do this.«

Now if only he could believe it.

With one last, deep breath he pushes the door of the library open and steps across the threshold.

Now that he knows what to expect he’s ready for the sudden drop in temperature, for the tug at the core of his soul and the vibrating in the air, the singing in his blood. He grits his teeth, keeping his hands firmly in the pockets of his pants.

Ed lets his eyes roam over the backs of books, slowly walking up and down row upon row, careful about which tomes he plucks from their place. He holds them with his right, vainly hoping it will lessen the insistent tugging sensation. Armed with a stack of five different books he walks over to the seating area and sinks down in a plush armchair, gingerly placing his loot on the side table.

»Right, Necromancy, let’s see if this has anything worthwhile,« he mutters, opening the book and begging all the powers that be that the beige leather isn’t what he thinks it is.

He isn’t sure exactly how long he spends in the library going through books on Necromancy, binding curses and soul magic. Much like with alchemy research he is quick to lose track of time, returning his first stack of books and replacing it with a second, bigger one.

(inside his veins his blood is alight with a dark allure he knows too well)

“Ed?”

He yelps, almost throwing the book in his hands at Draco’s face, barely stopping himself in time. “Fuck,” he breathes, a hand on his chest, sending his friend a weak glare. “Don’t scare me like that.”

“Sorry,” Draco says, sitting down in the seat next to Ed’s. “Can we talk?”

“Hm?” He blinks, slightly distracted, and it takes him a moment to get his hands to close the book and put it on the table between them. “Sure, what’s up?”

Draco’s gray eyes had followed the book, and were silently reading the spines of Ed’s pile before snapping back to him. “I… I know about your family,” something must have shown on his face because his friend bites his lip. “You’re related to Herpo the Foul, aren’t you?”

A muscle twitches in Ed’s jaw as he works hard not to clench it. “Unfortunately.”

“And… you know that—,”

“His line eventually leads to Slytherin and Voldemort?” He graciously ignores the flinch. “Yeah. But the line split off so early I’m not directly related to them. Not any closer than you are, anyways. Why?”

Draco fidgets slightly, not meeting his eyes. “What are you really researching?” He waves at the stack of books. “I see you read anything from curses to necromancy to fucking blood magic. Even my aunt didn’t touch some of these with a broomstick, Ed.”

Ed hesitates. He trusts Draco, sure, but should he really share what he’s actually looking for? Would that get him into trouble? Or could Draco actually help him in his search? His dad was one of Voldemort’s followers, so he might know something but… can he really risk getting on their radar?

Was he willing to risk dragging a child into this bullshit?

He licks his lips. “Horcruxes.”

The blood drains from Draco’s face so quickly that Ed is momentarily worried he’ll keel over, his hands gripping at the armrests of his chair like he’s trying to stay upright. “What?”

“Listen, I know what that must sound like—,”

“Are you for fucking real—,”

“I don’t wanna make one—,”

Draco scoffs. “Oh, of course you aren’t—,”

“Draco!” Ed grabs his forearm, taking care not to squeeze too tightly with his automail hand. “I promise that I don’t plan to make a Horcrux, alright? Do you really think I’m gonna go out and murder someone? Really?”

His friend stiffens in his seat. “Wait, you already know how—,”

“Not really,” Ed sighs, rubbing his free hand over his face. “Okay, long story short I got my hands on a journal of my dear ol’ ancestor, and he describes how to make one in there, but it’s written in a dead language I barely speak, so I am having a fucking fantastic time trying to decipher it. I was hoping to find more information in a book written in English so I can cross-reference.”

“And what,” Draco presses out. “Do you plan to do with that information, if not use it? And don’t come at me with academic curiosity or I will order Mibby to fucking poison you.”

Ed can feel his lips twitch and suppresses the urge to smile. “If you really wanna know, I’m trying to develop a method to destroy them,” he raises an eyebrow. “Wanna be a Cursebreaker, remember?”

Draco searches his face like he’s looking for the lie that’s there but Ed is taking care to hide, finding it oddly easy to do.

(he tries not to examine the reason for that too closely)

“Okay,” his friend sighs. “But does it have to be Horcruxes though?”

He shrugs, about to make a quip to try and lighten the mood when someone clears their throat and makes them both flinch, turning in tandem to see Lucius Malfoy standing behind them, smiling genially. For a moment his eyes glide over the spines of the books on the side table before he focuses back on Ed’s face, something predatory in his pale gaze. “I didn’t mean to eavesdrop,” he lies, gray locked on gold. “But I think I might have something that could help your… research, Edward.”

Draco stiffens. “Father, I don’t—,”

“That’s very kind of you,” Ed interrupts him, suddenly feeling like he’s got too much adrenaline in his system. “I’d love to take a look.”

Lucius leads them out of the library and towards the drawing room, taking his wand out of his walking stick — and isn’t that cool? — to tap it against a small cobra figurine on the mantelpiece. “Now, Edward, I trust you will keep quiet about our little… basement.”

Ed nods absentmindedly, watching as the ground slowly splits apart to reveal a set of stone steps leading into a black cavern, the steps disappearing into the dark.

“I shall lead the way,” Lucius says, flicking his wand to light the tip and descend the staircase. “Mind your step, you two.”

Slowly, carefully, they make their way down into the underground level of the mansion, seemingly going deeper than the regular basement Ed had been told houses the kitchens and House Elf quarters. At least the steps seem steeper and to go on for longer than the ones he’d seen.

The light of Lucius’ wand moves, and with a low whoosh cold fire erupts from the torches mounted to the stone walls of what reminds Ed, eerily, of the dungeons of Hogwarts. As he takes a breath it’s like static rushes across his skin, like and unlike alchemy.

No, that’s not quite it, is it?

Feeling slightly dazed he follows Lucius past glass cases and ceiling-high shelves filled with artifacts, giving off a low hum like electricity. Ed licks his lips as he tries to stop his hands from twitching, tasting something he can’t quite place.

“Ah, there it is,” Lucius exclaims, waving his wand in front of a case, the glass melting away into nothing. He pulls out the old, thick tome inside with careful hands, turning to Ed with a smile edged with something Ed’s brain is a bit too foggy to really decipher, the humming in his ears growing unbearably loud. “Secrets of the Darkest Art, rare first edition, I trust you will be careful with it.”

“Father, I still don’t think—,”

“Hush, Draco, I’m sure your friend here will treat the book with the utmost respect.” Lucius is looking at Ed again, but he can’t seem to pry his gaze away from the book, bound in what looks to be reptile skin, shimmering sickly green in the torchlight. Ed licks his lips again, and tastes a void of static. “Won’t you, Edward?”

Tearing his gaze away from the book he looks at Lucius by sheer force of will. “Of course.”

Lucius holds out the book.

Ed’s fingers curl around it like he’s picking up something made of airspun glass.

Something snaps.

 

Roy hisses and slithers underneath the pillow he had been lounging on as he storms into his room, but Ed barely registers it. There’s blood rushing in his ears and he feels like his soul is about to vibrate out of his skin.

He can’t remember the last time he’s felt so alive.

He thinks he might hear someone call his name, but he can’t focus on that. His entire attention is laser focused on the book in his hands as he sits down on the bench by the balcony doors, but before he can move to open it and finally fulfill this craving that’s choking him, gripping his heart and lungs and soul—

“Ed!”

The book is ripped from his hands too fast for his dizzy mind to react, and his brain goes blank with white hot fury.

“What,” he snarls, slowly standing up and taking a step towards Draco, who is clutching the book in a white-knuckled grip. Vaguely, like from far away, he can feel magic prickle and spark at his fingertips, phantom sensation running up his automail like nerve shocks. “Do you think you’re doing?”

“Ed—,”

“Give me the book,” he cuts him off, and he can’t remember taking out his wand, but suddenly it’s in his hand and what is he doing—

“Ed,” Draco says with a voice torn between steel and glass. “Calm down.”

“I am calm—,”

“You’re fucking NOT!” Ed stops like he’d been slapped, blinking static from his eyes. “Ed, what in Merlin’s fucking underpants—,” Draco closes his eyes briefly, takes a deep breath and focuses on him again, gray eyes hard. “Sit down.”

Something is clawing at his brain, telling him to just take the book back what’s he going to do he doesn’t even have his wand just take it already make him regret it give him pain—

Ed closes his eyes and takes a breath, but all he tastes is thunderstorms. It takes him several moments to get his muscles to obey and put his wand down on the duvet of his bed, and even longer to finally sit down on the bench. Hands covering his face he leans forward and just focuses on taking one breath after another, tries to drown out the voice that’s growing more and more frantic the longer the book is out of his hands.

“I’m sorry,” he croaks, his throat feeling raw like he’s screamed his lungs out.

Draco is quiet for so long that Ed is afraid he’s left, but then he speaks, voice low. “You’ve used Dark Magic before, haven’t you?”

Ed swallows. “Yes.”

“How often?” Draco pauses. “And what?”

He grits his teeth and forces down the renewed urge to just leap at Draco and rip the book from his hands like a feral animal. “Four times, twice when I was eleven, twice when I was fifteen,” with a sigh he raises his head, and explains the taboo with the closest equivalent in magic he can think of. “Necromancy.”

Draco is a pale person by nature, but right then he looks almost like a ghost. He looks down at the book still clutched in his hands. “Mibby.”

There’s the telltale crack and pop of an apparating House Elf, and her bulging eyes stare up at Draco like she’s afraid to be stabbed to death.

“Take this to my room, and lock it in my private vault.”

“Yes, Master Draco, sir,” she squeaks, and disappears a second later.

Draco, meanwhile, walks over and sits down beside him. “Why?”

“Oh man,” Ed chuckles dryly, rubbing his flesh hand over his face. “Once to try and bring my mom back to life. Once to save my brother’s life, twice to save my own.”

Draco hums. “That how you lost your limbs, then? Nott was right?”

“He was,” Ed considers his words for a moment. “It never got this bad before.”

“You spent hours in our library, Ed, I’m surprised it took this long for you to snap,” there is a long pause. “I could see it in your eyes, that you were going off, when you took the book from my father.”

He turns to him. “My eyes?”

“When you touched that book it was like something… shattered in them. They were almost… dead, but they still had something manic in them. It’s hard to explain. It looked like the light didn’t really reflect in them anymore,” Draco turns to meet his gaze. “They’re back to normal now, but it was pretty scary. I haven’t seen that before.”

Ed deflates and leans back into the wall behind him, staring out of the balcony doors and towards the orange sky. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have let my guard down, and definitely not drawn my wand on you.”

“It’s okay,” Draco says, and, fuck, Ed doesn’t deserve his friendship. “Promise that you won’t go into the library alone anymore, and if you want to look at that book, you’ll do it with me there. And back at Hogwarts you won’t go into the restricted section more than once a week. Deal?”

“Deal,” Ed sighs. “Seriously, I’m sorry.”

“I told you, it’s okay.”

“It’s not,” he objects, but leans against his friend anyways. “Thank you.”




[Friday, 24 December 1993, Malfoy Manor]

 

Narcissa finds Draco and Edward in the winter garden, books spread out between them. Her son looks up at her with a small smile. “Mother, hello.” Edward startles at his voice and turns to her, giving her a shy wave.

“Hello, you two,” from what it looks like her son was writing an essay for Potions, while Edward… was that Greek? “Wouldn’t it be easier to do schoolwork in the library?”

The two teenagers exchange a look like a silent conversation, and it makes them seem even more like brothers than usual. It’s Draco who answers. “We liked the ambiance.”

“I see,” she says, not buying it for a second. “Do you need help with anything?”

“I’m fine, but Ed, well…”

She walks over, sitting down beside the boy in question. “What’s the matter?”

“It’s stupid,” Edward mutters, running a hand through his bangs. “I found some books in my old family vault and thought they were written in—,” he pauses for a brief moment. “In Xerxian, it’s a dead language that evolved into my native Amestrian, and I can read it for the most part, but these books aren’t written in it after all,” he waves angrily at a page. “The letters are all wrong, and some of the grammar makes no sense.”

“I keep telling him it’s Greek,” Draco drawls with a sigh. “Since the vault’s in Greece, but he keeps saying it looks too much like that Xerxian he claims it is and thinks it might be written in code.”

“May I?”

“Sure,” Edward pushes the book closer to her. “If I try I can kind of understand it, but I can’t decipher some of the letters, and the weird grammar doesn’t help.”

“Well, that might be because it is, in fact, Greek, Edward,” she smiles as Draco mutters told you so and scratches out a word in his essay. “It’s Ancient Greek, to be fair, but I could teach you. It might actually be easier for you if Xerxian is similar to Greek, could you say something in it?”

Edward shrugs sheepishly. “I never heard it spoken, I taught myself with the books in my old man’s study. I could write down the alphabet, though.”

“You… taught yourself a dead language?”

“Yeah,” he says like it wasn’t a big deal. “The script is different from Amestrian, but my father made some scattered translation notes and that made it a lot easier.”

“Don’t dwell on it, Mother, Ed’s a prodigy,” Draco says it like a jab, but the way Edward just blows it off doesn’t make it sound like a lie. And if he really did teach himself that way, well, she can’t really argue with her son’s assessment.

“Well,” she says, slightly faint. “I have time, if you want to learn.”

Edward’s eyes glow golden. “That’d be great, Narcissa! There were a bunch of books in that vault all written in Greek and I get a headache trying to read them.”

“Alright,” she accepts the notebook and strange quill from him and starts to write. “First, the alphabet…”




[Saturday, 25 December 1993, Christmas Day]

 

Ron wakes to more gifts than he expected and is quick to throw a pillow at Harry to not freak out over it alone. “Oi! Wake up, presents!”

“Yeah, yeah,” Harry mutters, fumbling for his glasses as he sits up. The crinkling and ripping of paper is the only thing to be heard for a moment as they each unwrap what appears to be his mom’s annual Christmas sweater.

“Ugh, maroon. Again.”

“Oh,” Harry mutters suddenly. “Ed got me a gift?”

“Why is that surprising, you guys have gotten pretty cl—, what the fuck, he got me something too,” Ron yelps, picking up the card attached to a pretty hefty package. “We’re barely something you can call friends!”

“Now I feel bad that I didn’t get him anything,” Harry admits, opening the plain red card. “‘I enchanted this to grow warm and indicate the direction of anyone in a twenty meter radius meaning you harm, maybe this will teach you to run away from danger for once.’ Git.” His friend sounds more fond than actually annoyed, and rips the dark red wrapping paper away to reveal a gleaming leather wristband with weird runic inscriptions burned into it. “Nice, though. What did he get you?”

As Harry fastens the gift to his right wrist Ron picks up the card he got. “‘Can’t wait to play you on this, it’s got charms to prevent theft and damage, so don’t worry!’” Gulping, he carefully removes the thick purple paper around the heavy present, feeling like he’s going to regret it.

He does.

“What in Merlin’s fucking wand?”

“Whoa,” Harry breathes, taking in the carefully crafted chess set. “Is that real marble?”

“And gold,” Ron rasps, nodding faintly. “I can’t accept this, can I? I didn’t even get him anything!”

Harry shrugs. “I wouldn’t put it past him to try and feed you to the squid if you attempted to return it to him.”

Ron considers this for a moment. “Good point.”

“What’s got you so excited?” Hermione asks, having just come in in her pajamas and carrying her demon cat. “Oh, did Ed get you something too?”

“What did he get you? And don’t bring the cat in here!”

Hermione rolls her eyes. “I’ll keep a hold of him. And he got me Hogwarts: A History written in runes for me to practice with.”

“Nerds,” Ron grunts, still marveling at the beautifully carved chess pieces.

“You know,” Harry muses, idly peeling at the wrapping of his last gift, something long and thin. “I think for Ed it’s not about the price of something and rather about it being something the person will like or appreciate,” he waves his right wrist a bit. “This probably didn’t cost him much at all, but he knows I get in trouble a lot, and it’s kinda nice he worries about me. And you two play chess all the time, so it’s something you can enjoy together.”

“You’re probably right,” Hermione agrees, scratching her cat’s head. “He and I always study together, and he knows Ancient Runes is one of my favorite subjects. Plus, he’s from an old pureblood line, he probably doesn’t know the value of a Galleon if his life depended on it.”

“But I didn’t get him anything,” he can’t help but sigh, pulling on his sweater. “I feel bad.”

“I really don’t think Ed cares if he gets anything.”

Ron is about to begrudgingly agree, because Ed really doesn’t seem the kind of person to care, when Harry lets out a startled shout, and, well, afterwards there is a bit too much happening to think about him.

 

Remus gets to the teachers’ lounge early. He always feels worse during the winter, mostly because the full moons last longer, and he can feel a wariness in his bones that lets him know next week’s will be an especially awful one. So, he comes to the gift exchange early, not expecting more than perhaps some cookies or a new quill, though this is the first year he’s had enough money to get gifts for others in a long time.

It still was only enough for a few bottles of fire whiskey for them to share.

“Ah, Remus,” Minerva says from the small, tastefully decorated Christmas tree by the fireplace. “I already saw your gift for the faculty, thank you. I heard Sybill wants to join us for lunch this year, I’ll need a glass or five afterwards, I expect.”

“Leave some for the rest of us,” Filius pipes up from the small buffet he’s arranging with a few of the House Elves. “Three Galleons she’ll predict at least one death before pudding.”

“That’s a bet you’ll surely win,” Pomona chortles, stealing a cookie off one of the plates before Filius can stop her. “Money is on Potter or Albus.”

“Oh, by the way,” Minerva says, picking up a box the size of a large pumpkin. There is a smile playing at her lips, a folded silvery card in her fingers. “A student got you a gift, Remus.”

He blinks. “What?”

“Oh yes,” she says, smile growing bigger as she holds out the box. “Elric seems fond of you, none of the rest of us got anything. Such favoritism.”

Remus opens and closes his mouth helplessly as he slowly undoes the scarlet bow of the box the same color as the card, still held by Minerva’s nimble fingers. Picking up the lid he’s met with what must be at least two dozen different bars of artisan chocolate. “This must have cost him an arm and a leg,” he says thoughtlessly, then cringes at his own choice of words while his colleagues snort. “Did he write anything on the card?”

“Naturally,” Minerva grins, toothy and slightly vindictive, and Remus has the sudden suspicion he’ll soon be repaid for many migraines he’s caused her as a school boy. Her eyes go to the writing on the inside of the card. “‘For after your time of the month’, it says, with a winky smiley. Really, Remus, I didn’t know that about you.”

“I hate you all,” he says, dead inside. “And I hate Ed most of all.”

“Of course you do,” Minerva agrees, handing him the card. She pauses for a moment, thinking. “Ten points for Slytherin.”

Filius laughs so hard he falls off his chair.

 

Pansy is used to getting expensive gifts, and ones that are quite impersonal to boot. Her friends, as a consequence, will usually get her makeup or sweets instead, so she can have something to enjoy instead of put away to collect dust.

Ed, somehow, managed to get her something that made her cry.

I made this with alchemy, because I couldn’t find something that matched what I was going for.

You know, where I come from, pansy flowers symbolize ‘remembrance’ and ‘nostalgia’, so I hope whenever you wear this it’ll make you think of me.

It was a hairpin so elaborate she’d almost think he’d lied and commissioned a Goblin, the gold delicate like it was a bouquet of the real thing, the blooms of the pansies fashioned from rippling mother of pearl and amethysts.

She sniffs. “You idiot.”

 

Bill kinda regrets coming home for Christmas, not because he doesn’t like his family but because he wasn’t really enjoying the questions his parents were asking about his friendship with Ed.

“For the last time, Mom, I’m sure that I like Ed and that he isn’t a bad influence on me. I’m an adult, I can make my own decisions on who to be friends with.”

“I’m just saying,” his mother says for the nth time. “He… associates with people I don’t think I’m okay with.”

“What, do you expect him not to be friends with his dorm mates?” He raises an eyebrow at her. “And they seemed pretty civil to me. What’s the difference between you judging the kids of Death Eaters for their parents and them doing the same right back?”

His mother makes a pinched face that tells him this won’t be the last time they argue about this, so Bill merely sighs and pulls over another gift from the pile by the fireplace, scanning the card. “Oh,” he grins and, maybe a bit pettily, says. “A gift for me from my very dear friend, fancy that.”

“Bill,” his father says, warning tone and all, like that has scared Bill even once since he turned fourteen.

Rolling his eyes Bill rips off the golden wrapping paper, revealing a heavy tome. He frowns, flipping open the cover, only for a grin to spread on his face and quickly going through some of the pages. He laughs.

“What is it?” Charlie, the only sane person around, asks him curiously, leaning over.

“Runes of the Old World, first edition, I’ve been looking for a copy of this book everywhere, and he even wrote annotations on little sticky notes!”

“Like what,” Percy asks.

Bill hums, flipping through the pages carefully, until he finds one he likes. “This one says ‘Why is the only difference between loathe and love a single stroke? Because they loaf us’.”

“... I see,” his mother says blandly, because she can’t appreciate the beauty of a good pun.

 

Christmas in the Zabini household is usually a small and quiet affair by virtue of his mother only truly caring about ensuring a good life for her son, and Blaise not really having any extended family to speak of. As such they tend to sleep in and spend a day lazing around and just enjoying each other’s company.

When Blaise wakes on Christmas morning he is greeted by the usual amount of gifts plus one, and he knows who the extra one is from immediately.

He hums, carefully peeling back the forest green wrapping paper, eyes widening when they finally fall on the gift.

It’s a brooch, expertly crafted with details only ever seen in Goblin-made finery, their House crest fashioned from gleaming silver and emeralds glowing in the light of the late morning. Turning it over he sees an inscription he can’t for the life of him decipher.

Picking up the card in hopes Ed left an explanation he skims the usual chickenscratch, lips twitching.

a viper must defeat itself for a dragon to be born

“Well, that’s not nice, is it, Ed?”

Though, if he really thinks about it, he supposes it’s a very Ed thing to suggest.

 

Augusta Longbottom stares at the gift in Neville’s hands suspiciously. “And who did you say this is from?”

“Ed, a friend from school.”

“And this Ed, he’s not from your year, is he? You didn’t mention him sleeping in your dorm.”

Neville sighs quietly. “He is in my year. He’s an exchange student.”

“In Gryffindor?”

“No,” Neville says, deciding to ignore his grandmother’s suspicions and starting to peel off the autumn leaves colored wrapping paper. “He’s in Slytherin.”

“In Slytherin?!” His grandmother screeches, moving to take the gift from him. “I thought you were smarter than that!”

Neville dodges her claws and removes the last of the wrapping paper. “Ed’s a great guy, I promise. See? It’s a plant. You know I love Herbology.”

His grandmother sniffs. “I’ve never seen a plant like this, what if it’s dangerous?”

“It’s not,” Neville insists, holding the copper-colored leaves to the light and smiling. “It’s a Niffler’s Fancy, really rare.”

“If you’re sure,” she says with a pinched face and frown, and he’s sure she’ll go and visit Molly Weasley later to complain about his rebellious phase.

Attached to one of the delicate branches of the plant is a card from Ed, written in his usual abysmal penmanship.

You’re worth more than people give you credit for.

 

Malfoy Manor in all its Gothic splendor somehow became even more breathtaking overnight, with glowing and warm ice that doesn’t melt decorating the banisters, doorways and windows, magic snow falling from the high ceilings like it does back at Hogwarts. There are ribbons of green and silver and baby blue levitating and flowing in the air like they are being blown by a light breeze, and evergreens in every corner of the rooms and hallways.

It makes Ed slightly homesick, somehow, even though nothing is like back home at all.

It’s not until he enters the private living room at the back of the manor that it strikes him what has gotten him so wistful.

“Ah, Edward, come here,” Narcissa is smiling at him in a way that reminds him achingly of his mother, and it hurts. “Draco just got here, too, so we can start on opening gifts!”

Ed does his best to return her smile and ignore the way that amidst a family of people with blond hair and pale eyes he looks like he might as well be a part of it. “I’m sure I didn’t get too many—,”

“Oh please,” Draco rolls his eyes. “If I didn’t have a bunch of extended family you would have me beat.”

“Huh?” He still finds it strange that they open their gifts on the morning of the 25th rather than at sunset on the 24th, when Yule gifts are exchanged after dinner. But well, different dimensions, different customs. “Really?”

“Why, of course you got gifts,” Narcissa frowns, gently dragging him over to the tree moving in a non-existent breeze. “You didn’t think your friends wouldn’t get you anything, did you?”

He kinda did, actually.

The thing is this: Ed can count on both hands the people who have given him gifts across the fifteen years of his life, and these gifts were few and far between.

Most of them are now ashes amongst the ruins of a burned down house on a hill.

And that is fine, really. Ed prefers giving gifts over receiving them. He is bad with expressing affection through words, but he’s good at finding things to give to others. He likes to make people smile and feel appreciated, likes to help. It’s part of being an alchemist, in his mind; being for the people includes making them smile.

Ed never thought of himself as someone others might feel that way about.

Sitting down beside Draco he accepts the first present still in a state of numb disbelief. “This is from me,” his friend says almost shyly, grabbing for one of his own presents.

Unwrapping what is undoubtedly a book Ed is surprised to find a history book on the European history of alchemy. “Oh, wow,” he looks at Draco. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” he smiles, visibly relaxing when the gift is well-received, then he blinks at what’s in his own hands. He snorts. “We had similar ideas, it seems.”

“You mentioned that you like alchemy once,” Ed says sheepishly. “I couldn’t find anything that was a good practical guide to learning it, so I just—,”

“Wrote your own?” Draco laughs. “Seriously, Ed, just become an author instead of a Cursebreaker, probably pays better.” A pause. “Thank you, I really appreciate it.”

It works like a cue, all four of them slowly working through the presents laid out for them.

Pansy had gotten him a makeup kit and several bottles of garishly colorful nail polish that make him snort. Hermione had knit a bright green sweater for Roy, which he hopes will be enough to get back in his good graces. Bill had evidently had the same idea as him and had gotten him a book, his on Egyptian history with a note to look at a world map when he’s got the time. From Blaise Ed gets a pair of very expensive-feeling black leather gloves enchanted to heat themselves, which he immediately puts on, enjoying the toasty warmth spreading up both his arms. Neville’s gift is a pendant made from, Ed reads on the card, the bark of a Wiggentree, said to repel Dark creatures while in contact with skin.

“Edward?” Narcissa’s voice suddenly comes from close by his side. “Are you quite alright?”

“Hm, oh yeah,” he blinks rapidly, trying to rid himself of the blurriness clogging up his vision. “I just didn’t expect so many thoughtful gifts, is all.”

Narcissa frowns at him, something that makes her look more like Izumi than his mother, as if he needed any more punches to the gut today.

“Narcissa, darling,” Lucius says, handing her a package with a similar look on his face.

“Right,” she takes it gingerly, and turns back to Ed, holding it out to him. “From us.”

Ed’s eyes widen. “I can’t possibly—,”

“Please,” Narcissa says. “We insist.”

“You got us a present too, after all,” Lucius adds, holding up the two bottles of high class champagne he’d gotten them.

“Well, of course I did, you have been so kind—,”

“Ed,” Draco cuts him off. “Just take the damned gift.”

He does, muttering an embarrassed thank you as he unwraps the soft contents of the present, swallowing thickly as he sees what it is. “This is too much.”

“It’s not,” Narcissa insists.

It’s a set of dark green dress robes, something he only realizes when Truth’s knowledge injects the tidbit into his brain. The fastenings on the cloak are delicate snake eyes made of gold, the pupils set apart by a gemstone the same green as the robes, thin veins of red running across the surface like blood.

“They’re beautiful, thank you,” he rasps, and doesn’t resist the hug Narcissa wraps him in.




[Sunday, 26 December 1993, Malfoy Manor]

 

Ed closes the fastenings on his cloak warily, looking at himself in the mirror of his room.

In Amestris he had never had to wear the military uniform except for the select few occasions that Mustang had dragged him to official functions, and even then the man had looked at him with a pinched expression that twelve year old Ed had taken for disapproval, but fifteen year old Ed recognizes as discomfort. Mustang had never actually cared for him to look the part of a military dog, and part of him suspects he’d actually fought for Ed’s right to wear whatever the hell he damn well pleased, because after the first few months the barbed comments by other soldiers stopped coming.

At Hogwarts the uniform didn’t bother him too much, because unlike the stiff military blue it was just clothing. It was just slacks and a button up, and most of the time the teachers didn’t care about the ties, even. The cloaks, too, were more like jackets, like a loose version of his red coat back home.

The point is, Ed rarely had to wear something that was anything but normal clothing. He was a hick, for fuck’s sake, he’s used to canvas and sheep wool and cow leather and cotton.

The dress robes aren’t just expensive, they feel it, too, and it puts him on edge.

It’s like, slowly but surely, everything that made him him was being stripped away and replaced with someone else. He uses magic for the smallest tasks, thoughtless and casual. He goes to school, talks to snakes, flies on a broom, goes to fancy parties—

He attacks a friend over a book.

And now he’s wearing clothes that could probably feed all of Resembool for two years.

I don’t even look like myself, he thinks as he tugs on the sleeves of his black dress shirt, pulls on the leather gloves Blaise had gifted him. Even their warmth isn’t enough to chase away the sudden chill that has nothing to do with the Dark aura of the mansion. The high collar of the cloak hugs his throat like a noose, and in the warm lamplight the golden snake eyes seem almost alive, a serpent ready to eat him.

Or maybe he’s the snake, and he’d always just played pretend and hidden behind camouflage and mimicry.

Ed sighs and checks that the golden eyeliner Pansy had gotten him hadn’t smudged.

He knows he’s stalling, and that any moment Draco will open the door to strongarm him to the party.

»Are you sure you don’t wanna come with, Roy?«

He raises his head from his spot on the duvet. “Yes, I’d rather sleep. This house makes me drowsy.”

Ed grimaces. »Just one more week.«

Roy does something almost like a hum, and it’s then that the door opens to reveal Draco in a set of slate gray dress robes, one pale eyebrow raised. “You ready yet?”

“... yeah,” Ed sighs, turning away from the mirror. “Let’s go.”

The party is held in the drawing room, with the large double doors to the dining room open and music playing from enchanted instruments floating close to the vaulted ceiling, the tunes echoing almost eerily.

Draco is looking over the heads of the guests and points. “I think I see Blaise and Pansy,” he looks at him. “Do you… wanna tell them about, you know?”

Ed twitches. “Yeah, I suppose so. You mentioned that you guys had figured I was… affected, just not how bad it really was.”

His friend hums. “Well, then let’s—,”

“Edward,” Lucius’ voice cuts him off, and the man steps over with a genial smile and arms open invitingly. “I’ve been looking for you, there’s some people I’d like to introduce you to, if you don’t mind.”

Draco stiffens beside him, opening his mouth to protest, but Ed quickly puts a hand on his arm, turning to him. “It’s quite alright,” he locks eyes with him. “I’ll be over once I’ve met your dad’s friends.”

His friend searches his face like he’s trying to see if he means it, then nods curtly. “See you in a bit, then.”

“Wonderful,” Lucius beams, putting a hand on Ed’s back to steer him through the clusters of people. “You won’t regret it.”

Right, I’m sure I won’t.

Lucius leads him over to a group of men all talking in hushed voices, and Ed only catches the tail-end of what an older one of them says before Lucius clears his throat to catch their attention.

“—and I don’t get why he thinks that’s a smart move—, oh, Lucius, there you are.”

“Yes, I finally found the young man I’ve been meaning to introduce you to. Edward, these are Sarlic Nott, Yamin Avery, Corban Yaxley, Gared Goyle and Varik Crabbe. My friends, this is Edward Elric, that promising young exchange student Hogwarts received this year.”

Ed inclines his head with a small smile. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“Ah, yes, Edward Elric,” Yaxley says, cold eyes scrutinizing him like a bug. “I read your essays.”

“Yes, quite interesting, those,” Goyle Senior sniffs, sipping from a flute of champagne. Ed is not much of a drinker but he could really use some alcohol right now. He hums. “I liked the second one better, personally.”

“Me too,” Avery agrees. “Your criticism of the lack of trials after the Dark Lord’s fall was… inspired.”

I’m sure you would have liked your buddies to get a chance to weasel out of prison, Ed thinks but doesn’t say. “Thank you. I think it is important that everyone get the chance to a fair trial, if we let the powers that be decide who deserves due process it can only end badly, in my opinion.”

Yaxley makes a thoughtful noise in his throat. “So you think even those that most people would call… beyond redemption deserve to defend themselves in court?”

“Of course,” Ed says immediately.

Beside him Lucius clears his throat, voice careful. “Even, let’s say, my sister-in-law?”

“You mean Bellatrix Lestrange?” Ed keeps his face carefully neutral even as Lucius flinches slightly. “Naturally. I would go so far as to say even the Dark Lord would have deserved a trial, if it had ever come to it.”

He feels slimy just saying it, but he isn’t going to make unnecessary enemies if he can help it. Ed wasn’t going to make the same mistake as Mustang and gamble his safety away on a prayer.

Nott Senior gives him a particular look. “You are quite the interesting young man, Mr Elric.”

“Please, Edward is fine.”

“Edward, then,” Nott Senior nods, his gaze flitting to somewhere beside Lucius. “Ah, Theodore, we’ve just had a… riveting conversation with your classmate here.”

Ed blinks as the menace steps into the circle of Death Eaters and can’t help his smirk when he notices that his nose had, in fact, healed crooked. “Hi.”

“Hello,” Nott Junior says with a face like he’s smelling something foul.

Seemingly noticing the sudden friction in the air Lucius clears his throat. “Well, there’s a few more people I’d like you to meet, Edward, shall we?”

“Of course,” Ed says, and can’t help it. “What happened to your nose, by the way? Did you run into a wall?”

Before Nott Junior can snarl anything or any of the adults can inquire about his remark Lucius has, perhaps sensing that something might go awry, pushed him towards another gaggle of people.

 

“I can’t believe you let your father drag Ed off to who knows where,” Blaise growls, rubbing his temples. “I thought we had an understanding!”

“Well sorry that I trust Ed to know what he’s doing,” Draco sniffs, yelping when Pansy steps on his foot. “Ow!”

“You literally just told us that he went mental over a book and drew his wand on you, are you stupid?”

“I’m sure he’ll be fine—,”

“Draco,” Blaise interrupts him, his dark eyes severe. “You just told us that Ed performed Necromancy four times, two of those times when he was a literal first year, and you think he has the brains and common sense not to get sucked into some Dark ritual while off with your father and his old pals?”

When put like that… “He agreed to be careful, and he seemed sure that he could stand his ground.”

“Of course he did,” Pansy rolls her eyes. “He’s Ed.”

“Be that as it may,” he grits out between his teeth. “I doubt Father and his old acquaintances will start summoning Inferi in the middle of a party that has the Minister for Magic in attendance.”

“Don’t jinx it, you moron,” Blaise drawls, eyes searching the crowds for their pain in the ass of a friend. “Well, looks like your father decided to introduce Ed to Fudge. Small mercies.”

“For whom?” Pansy raises an eyebrow, crossing her arms.

Draco sighs. “Let’s see if we can save him from busting a hernia.”

 

Ed wants to scream. “Minister Fudge, hello, it’s so nice to see you again,” he looks at the weird pink abomination standing beside the man. “Who is this lovely lady by your side?”

“This is my Senior Undersecretary Dolores Umbridge,” Fudge introduces her. “Dolores? This is Edward Elric.”

Her lips twitch like she has some choice words for Ed, but he quickly decides to go full-on Mustang and takes her hand in his, bending to kiss it like she was an old aristocrat instead of some unholy pink toad. “It is such a pleasure to meet you,” he says as sweetly as he can, watching as her face takes on the color of her dress robes.

“Oh my,” she says with a girlish voice wholly in conflict with her appearance. “You are such a gentleman! It’s rare to find proper manners in your generation anymore.”

“I do my best,” he says humbly, gritting his teeth to keep down his lunch.

“You’re doing great, dearie,” she giggles. Ed tastes bile. “I am quite surprised though, I imagined someone quite different, based on your essay.”

Ed tilts his head. “Oh?”

“Yes, yes,” she nods, her eyes gleaming with unkindness. “With how passionately you defended the rights of half-breeds, I would have almost thought you one yourself!”

“Dolores,” Fudge says, a clear warning.

“It’s particular, how often I have been hearing similar sentiments,” Ed says, face as gentle and kind as he can make it. “But, no, I’m a pureblood, and quite healthy. It’s just, you see, back home the measures I proposed led to a stark reduction in new infections with Lycanthropy. The Wolfsbane Potion is quite good at preventing accidental infections, and we deal with purposeful infections with prison. I merely thought it was worth considering. Studies even suggest that soon my country might eradicate Lycanthropy as a disease within our borders.”

The amount of bullshitting he’s been doing would put Mustang to shame.

Umbridge coughs. “Well, be that as it may—,”

“Ed!” Draco suddenly appears by his side, and Ed wants to cry in relief. “There you are,” he inclines his head to Fudge and Umbridge. “Good evening, I hope you’re enjoying yourselves,” turning to his father he pouts a little. “Father, surely you have monopolized my friend long enough? Blaise and Pansy have been asking for him.”

Lucius narrows his eyes slightly, but Fudge unwittingly comes to Ed’s rescue. “Yes, I’m sure the children would like to be amongst themselves for a bit, it’s the holidays, after all.”

“Certainly,” Lucius says flatly. “Thank you for indulging me, Edward.”

“It was no problem,” Ed bites out, quickly bidding them farewell and following Draco through the crowd. “Thank fuck, any longer and I might have slit my own throat.”

“Serves you right for letting my father walk over you,” Draco says without mercy.

Ed sticks out his tongue at his friend, then smiles when Pansy and Blaise come into view. “Hey! It’s great to see you,” he wraps them both in a tight hug, smile going soft when he notices that both are wearing their gifts. “Please tell me you’ll be at the New Year’s party too.”

“Obviously,” Blaise rolls his eyes. “So, Draco filled us in.”

He winces. “I see.”

Pansy slaps the back of his head with a tut. “Dumbass.”

“I deserved that.”

“You did,” Blaise agrees. “Does anyone else know that you… you know?”

“My parents definitely know,” Draco says grimly. “I doubt my father would have given Ed the book otherwise.”

“Woo,” Ed sighs. “I don’t think anyone at school knows. Dumbledore might suspect, though.”

“What,” his three friends deadpan, and he shrugs.

“He tried to read my mind once and didn’t manage. With how on edge he’s been around me I wouldn’t be surprised if he suspected me to have… made some mistakes in the past.”

Blaise snorts. “Blowing someone’s arm off with a Bombarda is a mistake, Ed. Necromancy is playing stupid games and winning stupid prices.”

“I know, I was trying to be coy.”

“It’s just as well,” Pansy says airily, waving a hand. “I doubt most of those goody two shoes you hang with would understand if you told them.”

Ed winces, but doesn’t try to argue, because he knows she’s right.

Draco clears his throat. “So, how did it go with my father’s old friends?”

“I either made a great or terrible impression, and I dunno which would be worse.”

Pansy hums, eyes trailing around the room. Suddenly there’s a smirk on her face, and she pulls Draco close by the arm, whispering something in his ear. Worryingly, he smiles too.

Blaise raises an eyebrow. “What are you planning?”

“Oh nothing,” she singsongs, suddenly waving her wand at something on a wall and muttering something under her breath, Draco grabbing both Blaise and Ed by the shoulders and pushing them over to something. “Oh my,” she grins. “Would you look at that, mistletoe.”

“Mistle-what?”

Blaise blushes darkly beside him. “You’re stupid.”

“You two are standing under mistletoe at Christmas, you gotta kiss, that’s the rules,” she grins.

“What,” Ed croaks, looking from Blaise to the plants levitating above their heads to Pansy and Draco. “I thought you found us annoying! Draco!”

“It was her idea,” he defends, which falls flat considering he’d pushed them into position. “Now get on with it before she jinxes you.”

Blaise groans. “This is ridi—,” he yelps, stumbling as Ed grabs him by the arm and drags him closer. Before he can think too hard about it and chicken out, something he knows Pansy and Draco would never let him live down, Ed bends over and pecks Blaise’s flaming cheek, valiantly pretending he isn’t blushing as well.

“There,” he says. “Happy?”

“Very,” Pansy smirks.

Beside Ed, Blaise makes a sound like a tea kettle.

“Alright,” Draco sighs, clapping his hands. “Now that that’s done with, food?”

They all voice their agreement in varying states of coherence, following him out of the drawing room and towards the dining room.

And if Ed is feeling a little bit lighter than he has since he stepped foot into Malfoy Manor, that’s his business.

Notes:

The phrase Ed put on the back of Blaise’s pin is based on the Greek “Όφις ην μη φάγη όφιν, δράκων ου γενήσεται”, which can be paraphrased as “a serpent, unless it devours a serpent, will not become a dragon”, but slightly altered since Ed got it from a Xerxian text of Hohenheim’s, and it’s not exactly Greek.

The gemstones acting as the pupils of the snake eye fastenings on the dress robes the Malfoys gift Ed are made from bloodstone, one of the two birthstones for March (which is when I put his birthday). It symbolizes courage and justice, and is sometimes called the Sun Stone or Christ’s Stone.

Not me having to invent first names for the Death Eaters because most of them only got a surname in canon :|

Chapter 17: New Year, New Me (same old shit)

Notes:

Let's start setting up Goblet of Fire four months into Prisoner of Azkaban, because why not?

Chapter Text

[Monday, 27 December 1993, Malfoy Manor]

 

“Are you sure you can handle this?”

Ed glares weakly at Draco, sitting on the floor of his room with his Horcrux notebook, several loose sheets of parchment and a pen strewn about him. Roy was bathing in a sunbeam by the balcony doors, watching them from unblinking yellow eyes. “Yes. I’ve only got a week left to look at this thing, and I even spent a couple hours outside with you flying and ate a whole bar of chocolate. I’m fine.”

Draco still looks unconvinced and holds out his hand. “Wand.”

Ed glares harder. “I don’t even need my wand—,”

“Are you really arguing against yourself right now?”

Ed opens his mouth to argue, then closes it and takes his wand out with a huff. “Fine.”

Draco stares at the wand for a long moment, seemingly taking in the detailed carvings, before he shakes his head and tugs it away. “Alright,” he sighs. “I’ll be right back… with the book.”

“Right,” Ed swallows, clasping his hands in his lap. As he waits for his friend to come back he starts going through the periodic table of elements to try and keep himself focused, if only to be ready for when—, well, for whatever happens when Draco comes back. Vaguely, he thinks he can sense the moment Draco removes the book from the vault in his bedroom, something like anticipation coursing through his blood and chasing his dread away like an annoying fly.

Ed licks his lips just before Draco opens the door again, his eyes zeroing in on the old book on their own account.

Take it, a voice whispers in his mind. Stop being a coward and take it. Power and knowledge at your fingertips, just take it, this time you can make her right, if anyone can it’s you take it take it take—

He blinks and tears his eyes away from it with grit teeth and effort. His breath comes out shaky. “Fuck.”

Draco stops in his tracks, halfway between him and the door. “Not good after all?”

“No, I’ll manage,” Ed argues weakly, wishing he could believe himself. “Just… gimme a sec.” He can feel the presence of the book like a cold spot, almost sense tendrils of its energy try to coil around his mind.

I’m Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist— but you can be so much more than that— I have met the Truth, I opened the Gate and came back— and you can achieve what no one else would dream of— I resisted Albus Dumbledore’s L egilimency, and I can resist you—

Ed breathes in and focuses on the one thing he can call to mind without effort, what haunts his nightmares as well as his waking hours, what shines behind his closed eyelids whenever he claps his hands.

White. Gate. Truth.

“Okay,” he says, nodding once and looking back at Draco. “I’m good.”

“If you’re sure,” Draco says, closing the remaining space between them and holding the book out, a worried frown on his face.

Ed hesitates with his fingers millimeters away from the green leather.

He finally curls them around the book, feels a nauseating wave of temptation wash over him and calls the memory of the Truth closer to the forefront of his mind like a mental shield. He pulls it towards him and relaxes a little when the feeling stays the same, doesn’t burrow deeper under his skin. “Okay,” he breathes out, putting the book on the floor in front of him and flipping the cover open. “Let’s see.”

As Draco sits down next to him, right hand holding his own wand in a tight white-knuckled grip, he flips through the pages for lack of a table of contents, eyes reading over the different entries.

“Breeding guide for Basilisks, rudimentary body potion, instructions to create Inferi, human—,” he cuts himself off, sucking air in through his grit teeth as he quickly flips the page only to lay eyes on something he really doesn’t need to see.

The image of his Gate slips out of focus, replaced by something else he knows just as well. Distantly, he thinks Draco is touching his arm and calling his name, or maybe it’s Al who’s crying for help, getting torn apart by black hands and their childish hubris, or the souls of Xerxes moaning in pain as Envy’s Stone consumes them, or Nina, or, or, or—

A pale hand slaps down on the simplified sketch of the array. “Ed.”

He blinks dark spots from his eyes and looks at Draco. “Huh?”

Draco frowns, lips pursed in worry. “If you can’t handle the book—,”

“No,” he cuts him off, rubbing his flesh hand over his face and sighing. “That’s not it, I—,” he stops himself at the whispering of voices in his ears and hurriedly focuses on the mental image of his Gate again, holding his breath until the murmurs stop. “I didn’t expect to see this.”

Draco looks down at the pages, moves his hand to better read the small, cramped script. “What’s human transmutation?”

“It’s… what I did,” Ed licks his lips and thinks he might be tasting blood, or maybe it’s tears. His ports ache. “It’s using alchemy to raise the dead, or try to anyway. It doesn’t work,” he sighs and plucks Draco’s hand away from the book proper to start turning pages again. “The dead can’t come back to life.”

They are quiet as he keeps going through the book, until finally he finds what he’s looking for, the space right behind his eyes pulsing with not-quite-pain. He’s not sure how much longer he can keep this up before he needs a break. Already, he can feel his blood hum with the promise of something, and the image of his Gate keeps fuzzing at the edges.

He needs to be quick about this.

“Morgana's blood curse,” Draco mutters, a sickly green pallor to his cheeks. “This is—,”

“Yep,” Ed says, reading through the instructions and writing them down on some scrap paper, not bothering with coding the information just yet. He can do that later, when his mind isn’t tapering on the edge of madness. For now he focuses on copying the contents of the book down word for word, sketch for sketch. “Now imagine reading his first hand account of experimenting on people to try and develop this.”

Ed can feel Draco’s eyes on him as he turns to the next page, the array that greets his eyes making him feel sick to the stomach. “So you know most of this already?”

“Yes and no,” he says distractedly, making sure he copied the runes for death upside down like the book suggests. “The proper instructions were written in code, but the experiments weren’t,” he flips the page, and freezes. “Oh.”

Draco squints at the writing. “Why did the guy who wrote this not actually translate it?” He hums. “At least there’s a pronunciation guide, I suppose.” Ed can feel him turn his gaze back to him. “It’s not Greek, is it that Xerxian you mentioned?”

“Yeah,” he breathes, eyes going from the actual spell to the guide and back, trying to memorize it even while he copies it down. “It’s a lot closer to Amestrian than I thought it would be.”

“What does it mean?”

Ed meets Draco’s gray eyes for a long moment, then turns back to the spell, and something tugs at the back of his mind, almost like foreboding. “My sins will pave the path to my legacy.”

Draco snorts. “What a pretentious dick,” he says, reaching for the book. “Have you copied everything?”

“Yeah,” he says absentmindedly, eyes on where he copied down the spell. For once the Dark allure of the book and even the manor are nothing but a faint buzzing in his ears, at the periphery of his mind.

Because there had been an alternate translation for the spell, one that made him think of a different world, a different array, and a different man wearing a well-known face.

These sacrifices will herald the Promised Day.




[Tuesday, 28 December 1993, Malfoy Manor, Day of the Full Moon]

 

Ed wakes up the next morning feeling dead on his feet, mind swirling with arrays and spells and runes he would rather not focus on.

»Note to myself,« he groans, swatting Roy’s tickling tongue away. »Eat ten kilos of chocolate after reading evil books. Got it.«

He stumbles out of bed and gets dressed in a bit of a daze, pulling on the first sweater and pair of pants he gets between his fingers before dropping down to the floor and putting on some socks and his boots.

Ed gets down to breakfast with Roy curled affectionately around his neck, falling into his usual seat stifling a yawn. “Good morning.”

“Good morning, Edward,” Narcissa greets him with a smile, holding out an envelope. “You got post.”

“Thank you,” he responds on autopilot, absentmindedly flicking his wrist to magically fill himself a cup of coffee as he rips the envelope open, missing the looks both Narcissa and Lucius give him at the casual display in favor of reading the letter.

 

Hello Ed,

I hope this letter finds you well, and that you’re enjoying your holidays, even if it’s at Malfoy Manor — well, I suppose even that might be preferable right now, considering.

Sorry I’m even bothering you with this letter, but I’m lonely and don’t really know who else to talk to about it. It almost feels like it’s the start of first year all over again, and it’s hard. And stupid.

You see, Harry got a Firebolt for Christmas, with no card or anything. Neither he nor Ron thought that, you know, maybe Sirius Black had sent it and it was jinxed! Harry’s already dealt with both a jinxed broom and Bludger, but apparently this is different. I talked to Professor McGonagall and she agreed that the broom should be looked at, but apparently that makes me the bad guy, and now they are ignoring me.

Just… he’ll get it back, so I don’t even get the fuss. The teachers are just making sure the broom’s safe, for Merlin’s sake!

I don’t think I was wrong to tell Professor McGonagall, but they act like I murdered a bunch of kittens in front of them. Did I overreact? I didn’t, right?

I feel a bit silly even writing to you, you’re probably busy having fun and I’m just dragging you down. That seems to be what I’m best at, dragging the mood down.

Sorry for being a bother, feel free to just ignore this letter. I don’t even know why I still want to send it to you.

Hermione

 

Ed frowns, picking up his mug and taking a sip from his coffee.

Well, this can’t stand.

He looks up at Narcissa and Lucius with his fakest smile, all teeth and snake venom.

“Say, how do you make Howlers?”

Across from him Draco chokes on a scone.




[Wednesday, 29 December 1993, Malfoy Manor]

 

Mibby hasn’t been serving the family Malfoy for long, but she has been quick to learn the rules.

Only speak when spoken to, keep it short.

Don’t make a sound when you get hurt or startled.

Be sure to not be seen more than necessary.

Never ever flinch.

Stay clear of Master Lucius when he is mad.

Make sure Lady Narcissa’s acrylics are always stocked.

Master Draco is nice when he is alone in the room with you.

If one keeps to the rules there can be as much as two weeks between punishments, and the Malfoys are certainly kinder masters than the family she had served previously, not that she tried to think of that too much.

At any rate, Mibby’s life was good. She learned the rules quickly, and keeps them well. Better than the one she had replaced had stuck to them, anyways, if the other House Elves are to be believed.

Then during the winter break Master Draco brought a guest with him, and he was strange.

Edward Elric truly is a strange wizard.

He thanks Mibby when she reminds him of mealtimes or brings him his fresh laundry. She sees him flinch when she loses her footing because Master Lucius ripped the newspaper from her too quickly for her to brace herself. He keeps his room tidy and makes his own bed.

Once, when she asked him if he needed anything before bed he had thanked her and given her a whole bar of chocolate and told her to share with the other House Elves, and she had been torn between existential dread and crying tears of happiness. Mibby couldn’t remember the last time she had been given an act of kindness for her service.

(the others hadn’t known how to take it either, but they all took to leaving a cup of tea and a midnight snack on his bedside table)

It’s evening when she hears her name being called, and she apparates to the wizard who’d asked for her at once.

It’s Edward Elric, and he’s got a notebook and a pen in his hands, sitting on his bed. He pats the duvet with a shy smile. “I’d like to talk to you about something, do you want to? You can say no.”

Edward Elric is a strange wizard.

Mibby walks over to his bed slowly, sending him another look to make sure he means it, and then climbs on to sit across from him. “Okay.”

“Great!” He smiles, bright and kind. “I wanted to ask you a few questions, because where I’m from we don’t have House Elves, and I figured asking one of you might be the best way to learn. You don’t have to answer a question you’re uncomfortable with, obviously.”

Mibby thinks what Edward Elric deems obvious isn’t actually obvious at all to anyone but him. “Okay,” she says again. “I’ll try.”

“Thank you,” he says like it’s a given to do so. “So, as I understand it, you guys are magically compelled to serve a family unless freed, your… owners die without heirs, or you die. Is that right?”

“Yes.” Edward Elric might be a strange wizard, but Mibby doubts the rules don’t apply to him. She’d rather keep her answers short lest she anger him.

He hums, scribbling something in his notebook. “Okay, so what happens when you are freed or there are no heirs to take you in? Where do you go?”

Mibby hesitates. “We seek new employment, or the Ministry of Magic relocates us, sir.”

Edward Elric frowns, and for a moment she fears she angered him. “You can just call me Ed, you know. So the Ministry does have laws and regulations for you? What if you don’t get treated well? Can you report that to someone?”

“NO!” Mibby flinches at her outburst, ducking in anticipation of a hit that doesn’t come. Blinking, she slowly uncurls herself to look at Edward Elric again.

“What do you mean ‘no’?”

“Well—,” she squeaks. “There—, Mibby thinks there are laws, but—, Mibby doesn’t know of a House Elf that got taken from their family… Ed, sir.”

His frown deepens. “That’s… not good.”

Mibby curls into herself again. “I’m sorry.”

“Huh? No! It’s not your fault, Mibby,” he bites his lip. “If you had the choice, would you want to be free?”

Mibby recoils. “No! Mibby likes taking care of the manor.”

“But… what do you get out of it?”

She hesitates, trying to put it into words. “Mibby gets to do what she enjoys, gets food and a place to live,” she pauses. “The families we serve receive our service and loyalty in exchange for kindness. Sometimes… some of us only do the bare minimum if they are treated badly, or seek for loopholes in the orders they receive.”

“I see,” Edward Elric says as he makes more notes. “Would it help those House Elves if the Ministry actually checked up on you guys on occasion?”

“I don’t know,” she shrugs. “Maybe?”

“Okay,” he closes his notebook and smiles at her again. “Thanks a ton, Mibby, that was very nice of you,” he takes another bar of chocolate out of his robes and blinks at it. “Man, I’m turning into Lupin at this rate. Anyways!” He holds it out. “Here, for taking the time to talk to me, I really appreciate your help.”

Mibby takes the treat with shaking hands. “Thank you very much.”

His smile grows more, if possible, and Mibby can’t help but return it.

Edward Elric might be a strange wizard, but he was very kind.




[Thursday, 30 December 1993, Great Hall]

 

Hermione stares across the Gryffindor table at Harry and Ron, both of them pointedly ignoring her. When Ed hadn’t replied yesterday, she had resigned herself to being lonely until the rest of the school returns on Sunday. Not like she wasn’t used to it.

She sighs, sullenly chewing on her toast as a few lone owls descend from the ceiling.

One of them drops a scarlet letter between Harry and Ron.

He didn’t!

“Uh,” Harry says, pushing the Howler towards Ron. “Did you do something?”

“Why do you think it’s for me?”

“Who would send me a Howler?”

Before either has decided whose Howler it is the smoking envelope bursts open, and Ed’s magically magnified voice echoes through the almost empty Great Hall. Even the teachers are staring.

 

“ARE YOU TWO MORONS FUCKING KIDDING ME? GHOSTING SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY WERE WORRIED FOR YOUR FUCKING SAFETY? OH BOOHOO YOU CAN’T FUCKING RIDE THE STUPID BROOM YET, BIG WHOOP! IF THE DUMB THING COMES BACK BROKEN I’LL FUCKING BUY YOU A NEW ONE IF IT’S SO IMPORTANT FOR YOU DIPSHITS! YOU BETTER HAVE REMOVED THE STICKS OUTTA YOUR DUMBASSES AND APOLOGIZED BY THE TIME I COME BACK OR YOU’LL WISH THE BASILISK HAD EATEN YOU LAST YEAR!”

 

Harry and Ron turn to her as the Howler bursts into flames and its remains fall to the table, their mouths open in shock. Ron recovers first. “You snitched?”

“I didn’t snitch!” Hermione yelps. “I asked him if I had overreacted! Evidently, he thinks I was right! So there!”

“Of course he’d side with you,” Harry bites out. “If I don’t have the Firebolt his team has an advantage!”

“He offered to buy you one if the Firebolt gets broken!” She throws her hand up, exasperated at so much damned stubbornness. “I swear at this point you’re just being contrarian on principle so you don’t have to admit you were wrong!”

Ron goes crimson in the face. “We aren’t wrong! And I’m not gonna apologize! If he thinks he’s scarier than a Basilisk he is welcome to try.”

The Great Hall is so empty that the whispered morons from Professor Lupin reaches them, and it’s enough to make Harry and Ron blush even deeper, stand from their seats and run for the exit.

Well, at least now she knows she was right.




Ed is intimately familiar with the worst that alchemy has to offer.

From chimeras to Philosopher’s Stones to human transmutation to country-wide transmutation circles.

It is disturbingly easy for him to call forth any one array to accomplish any of these things, and all that separates imagination from action is a single clap of his hands and a lack of moral inhibitions.

Now, courtesy of his stupid ancestor, he’s found a new fucking array that will haunt his nightmares.

»Of course it has to be written in blood.«

The two-barred cross, the soul, inside a caput mortuum, to symbolize its split and the death of the soul as one whole. The word for serpent, upside down, a false mind, but also inverted — rather than transcending death, you cheat it. The symbol for magnesium, eternity, inside the sun — reaching perfection. Opposed by phosphorus, to swallow the light, or else consume a sacrifice.

The person using the array has to draw it in their blood, and place the vessel atop it. Use the spell, and make it through the pain of having your soul ripped in two.

And hope you never regret it, or you die.

Well then.

»Now to figure out how to reverse this vile piece of shit.«

Easier said than done, but if he managed human transmutation at eleven, he can manage this, or he’ll hand in his watch for real.




[Friday, 31 December 1993, Malfoy Manor]

 

“I don’t see why you made me come, Merlin knows I have enough to do with the Tournament planning.”

Cornelius rolls his eyes. “You have read his essays, Crouch. Additionally, as Head of the Department of International Magical Cooperation it is your responsibility to make sure he’s being treated well and won’t cause an incident. We all know we can’t risk that with the Tournament on the horizon.”

Crouch gives Cornelius a withering glare. “I will talk to the boy, and then I’ll excuse myself. There are more important things I could be doing, Fudge.”

Like there is anything to be done on New Year’s Eve! Sighing, already tired of the man by his side, Cornelius scans the crowd at Malfoy Manor for the boy in question. “There he is.”

“So it seems,” Crouch says blandly, following Cornelius with enough space to fit a Half-Giant between them.

Edward Elric is in an avid conversation with Mafalda Hopkirk, a flute of champagne in his left hand. He was gesturing excitedly with his right, and Mafalda seemed deeply interested in whatever he had to say.

“—at any rate I understand the restriction of underage magic use in your political landscape, but I can’t help but notice that the way in which the Trace is applied creates—, oh! Hello Minister Fudge, without Ms Umbridge today?” Yellow eyes flit to Crouch, something shifting in his expression Cornelius can’t place before the boy grins charmingly. “I don’t think we’ve met, I’m Edward Elric, it’s a pleasure.”

Crouch regards the gloved hand briefly, shaking it with obvious reluctance. “Bartemius Crouch, Head of the Department of International Magical Cooperation. We reviewed your file before allowing your transfer to Hogwarts, as it were.”

“I see,” he says, voice a little odd as he sips from his drink. “That must be an exhausting job, keeping track of different cultures and customs.”

“I get by,” Crouch says dryly, tilting his head. “Should you be drinking?”

Cornelius tuts. “Crouch, really, it’s New Year’s, I’m sure one glass of champagne won’t kill the boy,” he gives Elric a conspiratorial wink. “He used to be Head of Magical Law Enforcement, I guess it never left him.”

Elric flashes impossibly white teeth as he smiles brightly. “That is quite alright, really. Though, I am almost sixteen, and an emancipated minor, a bit to drink won’t do much harm, will it?”

He blinks. “Emancipated—?”

“You are quite the curious sort, aren’t you, Mr Elric?” Crouch cuts him off, eyes scrutinizing Elric like a bug. Or like Crouch looks at anyone, really.

Elric tilts his head, frowning in confusion. “I beg your pardon?”

“That country of yours,” Crouch continues like the boy hadn’t asked anything at all. “Amestris, was it? I admit I have never heard of it.”

“It’s unplottable,” Elric shrugs, face still slightly off-kilter at the sudden turn of conversation. Cornelius can empathize. “And before you ask,” he adds with a grin. “I’m not allowed to disclose the location. Don’t want to be arrested for treason, do I? Strict government policy I’m afraid.”

Cornelius isn’t sure that was a joke, but he chuckles along anyways, Mafalda following suit.

Crouch doesn’t. He and Elric seem to be engaged in a sort of staring contest, and it ends with a mutual nod. Crouch extends his hand to shake once more. “It was certainly… intriguing to meet you, Mr Elric. Perhaps we will meet again, if you stay in Britain for a while longer.”

Elric’s eyes narrow as he smiles warmly at Crouch. “Perhaps,” he agrees. “Though it’s a shame I will never get the opportunity to see you in a courtroom.”

Cornelius blinks in confusion, but Crouch seems to take this as his cue to leave.

“Well,” Mafalda says awkwardly. “Wasn’t that interesting? Now,” she clears her throat, giving Elric a nervous smile. “What was that you were saying about the Trace earlier, Mr Elric?”

“I’d love to keep talking,” Elric apologizes, checking a silver pocket watch for the time. “But I promised my friends to watch the fireworks with them, and it’s fifteen minutes to midnight. I better go find them. Maybe another time?”

“Certainly,” Mafalda says with a face torn between relief and disappointment. “Have a Happy New Year.”

“You too,” Elric says, bidding them both farewell as he disappears into the crowd.



“There you are,” Pansy exclaims, wrapping her hands around his automail arm and dragging him closer to the balcony, plucking the almost empty champagne flute from his left and absentmindedly putting it on a side table. “You almost missed the start!”

“I’m sorry,” Ed sighs, rubbing his now free hand over his face. “Fudge.”

“My condolences,” she says blithely, checking her wristwatch.

“You can say that again.”

He had been so relieved when he didn’t see Umbridge again he had downed three glasses of champagne before Fudge had shown up with Crouch, and regretted the half of his fourth he’d managed to drink five words into the encounter.

He’d come across Crouch’s name during his research for his second essay and had not liked the picture that was being painted of the man. Allowing deathly force and torture for capture of suspects was bad enough on its own, but allowing confirmed Death Eaters to walk free in exchange for giving up names of their comrades, the sham of a trial he held for his own son—

Ed had been certain by the end that Bartemius Crouch Senior was a terribly unpleasant person, and he had been right.

And Crouch was observant enough to see through Ed, though he isn’t sure if his mask had just been less than adequate from the champagne or the man really was the only politician in the entire ministry with functioning eyeballs.

“A Knut for your thoughts,” Blaise drawls as he slings his arms around his shoulders from behind, head resting on his left shoulder.

“The Head of the Department of International Magical Cooperation is a supremely disagreeable person and four glasses of champagne were not nearly enough to deal with him.”

“Damn, Ed,” Draco whistles as he leans onto the banister to his left. “Pace yourself.”

“Can’t blame me for wanting to be drunk talking to half the people at this party, can you?”

Draco seems to consider this for a moment. “Fair enough.”

Pansy hushes them. “The fireworks are gonna start any moment!”

“Not like they are so quiet we’re gonna miss them if we talk,” Blaise says, hissing when Pansy kicks his shin. “Oi!”

“Shut up.”

A high, keening sound follows her order, and against the pitchblack sky a shower of red sparks explode to form a raging fire, followed by green and white in the shape of lilies of the valley moving in the breeze. Blue waves, golden suns, a silver Unicorn, a purple Dragon breathing bright pink and orange flames.

On and on it goes and Ed thinks, wistfully, that Al and Winry would love this.

The thought comes unbidden, like a sharp burst of heartburn or a stab to the gut.

It’s been four months already.

Four months and he had barely made any progress at all. Where was he even supposed to start looking for Voldemort’s Horcruxes? How long was he supposed to stay here?

Even if he is put back in his body at the bottom of the mineshaft, not a second having passed, how old will he be mentally? Seventeen? Eighteen? Twenty-five? How long will it take him to go back home, and will anyone even recognize him anymore?

If he went back right now, would they notice the ways he’s changed already?

What kind of person will he become in this world where even books are a dangerous temptation?

“Happy New Year,” Pansy says from his right, echoed by Draco to his left and Blaise still draped over his back.

“Happy New Year,” he responds and wonders what it means for his future, that he doesn’t want to leave either world behind.

Chapter 18: The Calm Before (a thunderstrike)

Chapter Text

[Monday, 03 January 1994, Great Hall]

 

Ed pauses mid-bite when Hermione plops herself into the seat across from him, right between Pansy and Blaise, and helps herself to some breakfast sausages as she studiously ignores the way most of the Slytherin table stares at her. “Mornin’,” he says at length. “The Howler didn’t impress them?”

“You sent a Howler?” Blaise asks, eyebrows raised. “To whom?”

“Harry and Ron,” Hermione sniffs, sending Pansy into fits of giggles. “And Ron proclaimed that if you think you can be scarier than a Basilisk you’re welcome to try.”

“Weasley is dumber than I thought, then,” Draco mutters into a cup of tea as he reads over the Daily Prophet.

Ed gives him a look which he ignores. “Is that meant to be a compliment?”

“Just stating a fact,” his friend shrugs. “I’d rather take my chances with the instant death snake.”

Pansy snorts, holding out a jug of pumpkin juice. “Want any, Granger?”

Hermione startles, then picks up an empty glass. “Yes, thank you.”

“So,” Ed starts, deciding that his friends being civil is victory enough to warrant focusing on the real topic at hand. “Want me to kick their asses into gear?”

She tilts her head. “What did you have in mind?”

Ed just grins.

 

And so starts a series of pranks, inconveniences and misfortunes for one Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.

 

In Defense Against the Dark Arts their foreheads break out in red-hot pimples, Harry’s in the shape of the word dumb and Ron’s spelling dumber, and nothing Remus, suppressing a smirk, tries to avail them of their mark of shame appears to work.

“It must have been Ed,” Ron snarls, pointing across the classroom at the very same, watching the whole thing with a self-satisfied smirk. To either side of him his friends are snickering. “He threatened us last week, it’s gotta be him.”

Sighing, Remus asks Ed for his wand to check and comes away with a simple levitation charm. He had expected nothing less after Minerva’s tirade. “Well,” he shrugs, handing the wand back. “I suppose you’ll have to wait for it to clear up on its own then, boys.”

 

Minerva sighs in exhaustion when Ron and Harry come into her classroom in robes of an eye-watering shade of pink and covered with vomit green hearts. Any attempt at transfiguring them back to normal makes them then change into even uglier colors and combinations, until she, too, gives up. With a resigned look she checks over Ed’s wand, and, same as Lupin before her, comes away empty.

“Perhaps,” she says curtly. “You made an enemy of someone else. It’s not always the Slytherins, after all.”

 

Lunch comes around and Peeves has decided to make it his mission to throw water balloons at Ron and Harry, and them exclusively. Where he gets the seemingly unlimited supply from? No one knows, and no one dares to ask Ed if he has anything to do with it. And, peculiarly, Filch doesn’t appear to give a damn about the mess either.

“Alright, fuck this!” Ron exclaims, and stomps over to the Slytherin table, sopping wet. “I don’t care how you do it, and how scary you think you are. You can’t make me, Ed.”

“Noted,” Ed says airily, and as Ron turns around to leave the Great Hall he is grasped around the ankles by an invisible force, now dangling in the air upside down and yelping. Beneath him Peeves then places a tub of snail slime, who knows where he got that from either, and Ron gets dropped into it head first.

“Oh man,” Ed says as Snape checks his wand over to no avail once more. “Someone must really hate your guts, Ron.”

 

Harry and Ron, for once, are glad to be stuck in Divination, sure they are safe from Ed’s punishments at least there.

Harry opens his textbook to look at the Palmistry chapter, only to get a face full of rainbow ink spritzed out of the pages.

Ron’s ink changes to make all his notes into more and more creative insults.

Professor Trelawney deems this a sign that their deaths are near. Naturally.

 

In the common room every chair they sit down in releases loud, foul-smelling farts, and Ron throws up his hands in despair. “How does he get us in here?”

“Should we just apologize?” Harry asks, still trying to remove rainbow ink from his face. All it does is sparkle and glow like a neon light ad in response.

“And let him win?”

“Win what, exactly? If this was a proper fight we’d be six feet under already.”

“I don’t know, but we can’t just bow down to his bullying,” Ron insists. Just then a nearby pillow shoots into his back to knock him over, face landing in a suddenly materializing plum pie.

Harry sighs. “You do that. I’m apologizing.”

Ron sniffs. “Traitor.”

 

Ed and Hermione are sitting beside each other at the Slytherin table, Neville across from them, all going over their Transfiguration homework over dinner when Harry walks up to them in mustard yellow robes with purple and baby blue stripes. The dumb on his forehead glows beneath the sparkling rainbow ink, and his hair has grown down to his knees, occasionally wrapping around his legs to trip him up.

Ed smirks, resting his head in his palm. “Yes?”

Harry closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and looks at Hermione. “I’m sorry. You were just worried, and I overreacted.”

“Thank you,” she says magnanimously, offering him a plate of pancakes. “Want any?”

“... sure,” he says, shoulders slumping in relief. Just as he sits down he flinches when his hair shoots back into his head to return to its normal length, the ink poofing into thin air and the pimples swelling down until only a faint red irritation remains. His robes slowly return to their normal colors. “So it was you.”

“Obviously,” Ed snorts, flipping a page in his textbook.

“How did you do the stuff in the common room?”

“Paid Fred and George ten Galleons each.”

Harry laughs so hard he chokes on a bite of pancake.

 

Ron sighs as he enters the common room through the portrait hole, doing his best to ignore Sir Cadogan’s babbling about fighting him to the death. He looks up—

—only to scream in existential terror as Fred and George jump in front of him, their heads transfigured to look like enormous spiders, hairy legs and pincers grasping for him.

“OKAY!” He screams, running away from them in fright as they chase after him, the whole common room cackling at the sight. “OKAY! I GET IT! I’M SORRY HERMIONE!! PLEASE TELL THAT DEMON TO LEAVE ME ALONE!”

Running as headlessly as he is he doesn’t watch where he’s going and slams face first into a very hard chest, falling back onto his butt. Blinking his eyes he is met with Ed’s grinning face, sharp teeth on full display as he crosses his arms. “Was that so hard?”

“Fuck you.”

“No, thank you,” Ed drawls, patting his head as he walks past him. “I’m not into morons.”

Slumping back onto the floor Ron feels the pimples on his forehead start to shrink when a thought occurs to him.

“How did he get in here?”

“He asked nicely,” Fred shrugs, face blessedly human again.

“Also, he said if this didn’t work he’d get serious, and we kinda wanted to see that,” George adds helpfully.

On the ground Ron shudders.




[Thursday, 06 January 1994, History of Magic classroom]

 

The evening of the first Anti-Dementor lesson post-break starts off with cheerful banter and friendly ribbing and promises to be business as usual.

Instead it promptly goes to shit.

Ed and Harry are whiling away the time with light chatter as they light the candles in the room and wait for Lupin to arrive and start the session like always. Despite the cold, harsh winds hitting the windows with unrelenting force the mood inside the classroom is warm.

“It’s a good thing you got your head outta your ass or tonight might’ve been awkward,” Ed grins, casually levitating the trunk out of Lupin’s hands and floating it towards the desk when the man struggles to close the door with his foot. “And by awkward I mean terrible. For you, specifically.”

Harry rolls his eyes. “You wouldn’t do anything in front of a teacher.”

“I did it in front of both Lupin and McGonagall, got you in Divination, and also did it in the middle of the Great Hall in full view of the whole school,” Ed deadpans, crossing his arms. “Teachers don’t scare me.”

“Well, isn’t that a reassuring thought,” Lupin remarks dryly, leaning against the desk with a raised eyebrow. “Bold of you to just admit it, though.”

“What are you gonna do? Deduct me points? I’m so scared.”

Lupin shakes his head and sighs. “It’s good to see that two weeks away did not temper your snark.”

Ed huffs. “I don’t appreciate the sarcasm.”

“Don’t lie.”

“You know,” Harry pipes up, and man, Ed had almost forgotten he was even there. “You two bicker like an old married couple, it’s a bit weird to watch.”

“To be fair, that’s my dynamic with almost everyone I know,” Ed shrugs, clapping his hands. “So, let’s do this; I have so much pent up aggression from talking to politicians I might as well put it to good use.”

“Your memories are supposed to be happy, not angry, Ed.”

He waves his teacher off. “Same difference, really.”

Harry stares at him. “You worry me, sometimes.”

“I get that a lot.”

Lupin snorts and waves a chuckling Harry over to stand in front of the trunk for the Boggart to focus on. The mood is light as he grips the lid of the trunk and a Dementor emerges from its confines. Harry has his wand raised, words on his lips and silver mist sprouting before him.

The Boggart collides with it and Harry wavers, trips over his own feet, and all goes to shit.

“Harry!” Ed moves towards his friend without thinking, and the Boggart shifts.

Ed’s breath freezes in his throat, icy spikes burrowing into the soft tissue of his esophagus and drawing blood.

A white, cruel smile spreads on a tan face and eyes red like Philosopher’s Stones are framed by golden hair. When the Boggart speaks the words are honeyed snake venom seeping through Ed’s veins.

“Oh my,” his own voice speaks, a lilting drawl he’d never use. “You sure are pathetic, aren’t you, Fullmetal Alchemist?”

This isn’t real, he thinks desperately, and the Boggart-Him’s smile only grows wider, more cruel, reading his mind like an open book.

“You’re not afraid of me being real, are you?” The Boggart tilts his head and spreads his arms lazily, the sleeves of his black robes slipping. Ed draws in a sharp breath, and red eyes narrow in sick glee. “No, you’re afraid that I’m inevitable, that blood will out and everyone will see you for the hypocrite you truly are . You’ve sinned, Edward Elric, have trespassed where mortals were never meant to go.

“But that’s okay,” the Boggart coos, leaning closer like he’s whispering reassurances rather than throwing salt into fresh wounds. “After all, humility and regret are for fools. No, you’re capable of so much more, if only you dared.”

“Shut up,” Ed croaks, fingers buried in his hair with death grips, back pressed into the cold stone wall. “You’re not real, you’re just—,”

“I don’t need to be real to be true,” the doppelganger taunts. “After all, what good person would dare—,”

“Riddikulus!”

The Boggart falls apart in a cloud of playing cards and flees back into the trunk.

But Ed barely registers it.

“I’m sorry,” he whimpers, sinking down to the floor as his breathing grows erratic, hot tears running down his face in burning rivulets. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I just wanted her back it’s all my fault if only I hadn’t please I—,”

“Ed,” Lupin’s voice makes him flinch and wildly, thoughtlessly, he flings out his left hand, feels magic surge uncontrolled and violently down his arm. There’s a loud crash and a grunt, and he thinks Harry might have called either of their names, but Ed can only hear the Boggart’s mocking words and cruel laughter, gasping breaths that can’t fill broken lungs and Al’s scared screams.

He brings his hand back to grab at his hair again and feels his magic continue to go haywire around him, can almost feel the way it wants to coalesce with his alchemy. Ed gasps for air with constricting lungs, wrapped in ink-black tendrils that rip at his soul until it lies in tatters before an uncaring god.

“I’m so sorry,” he repeats. “I made him leave I couldn’t bring her back I hurt him I couldn’t save her he died because of me it’s all my fault I—,”

“Ed,” Lupin’s voice breaks through the din of terror in his frantic mind, and suddenly there are rough, warm hands on either side of his face and he’s made to look into green eyes that are steady as a Resembool hill. “Ed, it’s okay.”

Ed tries to shake his head, but Lupin’s grip on him is strong and unrelenting.

“That was just a Boggart, Ed,” Lupin soothes. “It was just an illusion, that wasn’t real—,”

“But it’s true,” he insists, more tears running down his cheeks and over Lupin’s fingers. “I’m a terrible person. Everyone I love gets hurt because of me and it’s all my fault!”

Lupin closes his eyes and braces himself against another wave of uncontrolled magic, then pins him with his intense green gaze again. “Ed—,”

“Dumbledore’s right,” he mutters, hiccuping against another wave of tears. “I’m just another Voldemort in the making and there’s nothing I can do about it. No matter how hard I try, I always make the same mistakes. I never fucking learn I—,” he flinches when another pair of bright green eyes enters his vision, Harry’s hands shaking as they carefully come to rest on his right knee.

“Ed,” he starts, trying to smile but falling flat. “You’re not another Voldemort, okay? Take it from someone who’s met the guy.”

“You don’t get it,” he protests.

Harry shakes his head. “No, Ed, I really don’t get it. You—,”

“Harry,” Lupin cuts him off with a sideways glance. “I’ve got this, please go back to your common room.”

”Professor—,”

“Harry,” he repeats, more sharply this time. “You want to help your friend, I get that, but—,” he cuts himself off as Ed hiccups again and sends another pulse of his magic at them, making them both wince. “Please, Harry.”

Harry looks like he’d rather keep arguing, but one look at Ed’s face makes him reconsider. His shoulders slump. “Alright, Professor.”

Lupin watches as Harry makes his way to the door, casts one look back at them, and reluctantly leaves. He turns back to Ed, smiling his not-quite-smile. “Ed… what I’m going to say I’m not saying as your teacher, okay? This is just plain old me,” he licks his lips, seemingly mulling over his words until he finally moves his hands from Ed’s face and clasps them around his left, flesh hand instead, settling down to sit beside him.

“Did you know,” Lupin starts, tone purposefully even. “That yours was the first gift I’ve received since Lily and James died?”

Ed frowns, but stays silent.

“I can count the number of friends I’ve had in my life on one hand, Ed, and today only one of them is still alive, and he’s the reason the others are dead. I understand feeling like your future is set in stone, like the blood in your veins dooms you to a fate laid out for you by forces outside your control. But we always have a choice.

“During the war,” he goes on, swallowing, and Ed slowly turns his gaze to watch him. “They had me go undercover in the Werewolf community. It was horrible, many of them living underground, almost feral. It made all the things I’ve heard over the years feel so much more real, like it was inevitable that I’d end up just like them. And isn’t that a horrid thought to have in the first place?

“You were the first person in years to learn what I am and—, and you didn’t even flinch. Do you have any idea how much that meant to me? To not just have you keep quiet but accept me? You don’t flinch away from me, you don’t look at me in pity, fuck,” he says, and Ed’s lips twitch against his will. “You ask me if I’m doing well. You joke with me. It’s something I didn’t think I’d ever have again.

“So what, in Merlin’s name,” he concludes, meeting his gaze. “Makes you think you of all people could ever be like him?”

Ed bites his lip and averts his face, staring at the trunk sitting innocently on Binns’ desk. “Remember when you asked if I was sure that I’m not a descendant of Slytherin?”

Lupin hums. “You said you were.”

“Well, I’m not, but…” He takes a deep breath. “He and I share an ancestor though.”

Lupin shifts beside him, hands squeezing his gently. “The Boggart—,” he stops, considering his words. “I’m sorry.”

Ed startles, turning back around to him. “What are you sorry for, exactly?”

“I shouldn’t have said that, back then,” he sighs. “Just because you share an ancestor—,”

“It’s not that,” Ed denies, shaking his head, then amends. “Well, not just that. It’s… I’ve made so many horrible mistakes, and hurt so many people I care about. Who’s to say I’m not just… rotten? Even Dumbledore thinks I’m just another Dark Lord in the making, what if he’s right?”

“The fact that you’re asking in the first place is all the answer you need,” Lupin says. “Do you think Lord Voldemort ever once stopped and wondered if what he’s doing is wrong, or regretted a single action he took in his life? No, because the biggest difference between you and him is the fact that you are a kind person, and never forget that.”

Ed swallows heavily, wiping the sleeve of his cloak over his eyes. “Thank you,” he croaks. “I think I needed to hear that.”

“You and Harry are peculiar, you know,” Lupin muses as he gets up and extends a hand to him to help him up. “Harry's greatest fear is fear itself, and yours is becoming someone who is willing and able to hurt the people he loves. They’re wise things to be scared of, I think.”

“Yours isn’t that different, is it?”

Lupin tilts his head as he walks over to retrieve Ed’s fallen wand. “What do you mean?”

“You fear the full moon, because it turns you into someone who might be a danger to others, it makes you lose control. That’s a valid fear, too.” Ed takes the wand with still trembling fingers and puts it away. “Thank you,” he says, and means more than the wand.

“Anytime, Ed.”

And the way Lupin says it, Ed can believe that he means it.




[Sunday, 09 January 1994, Library]

 

Hermione is nervous.

With her packed schedule it had been difficult to organize the study group, and even harder still to convince Hannah and Padma to come when they found out Ed would also be there. And Ed, the dumbass, had even offered not to come when she and Neville had told him.

But Padma was the best at Arithmancy, and while Ed could probably explain it despite not even taking the subject, she was also afraid that he’d go off on a tangent or fifty and she would be too fascinated to stop him, and then she’d already have to go and rewind time so she could finish her Muggle Studies essay.

Hannah, meanwhile, needed Hermione’s help in Muggle Studies and Charms, and Hannah was great at History of Magic.

Neville was the best at Herbology, and Ed was amazing at everything, so he could help when Hermione was busy helping someone else.

Without Ed Hermione would probably work herself into a tizzy trying to help everyone at once and still do her own homework.

Ed didn’t strictly need the study group — aside, granted, from Herbology. He didn’t even go to their History of Magic class and still somehow managed to hand in his homework and get full marks, though she suspects the other Slytherins had something to do with that.

But Hermione thinks this will do everyone some good.

“I still don’t understand how you can tolerate the snake,” Hannah says, twirling a strand of her hair around a finger. “After what happened last year.”

“He has a name,” Neville points out, deliberately putting down a book.

“And Ed wasn’t even at Hogwarts last year,” Hermione adds, already dreading the same old argument. “Plus, you have to admit he’s helped clean up some attitudes.”

Hannah frowns. “I heard he’s a parselmouth,” she says the word like a curse, or maybe like Malfoy had once hurled mudblood at her.

“So’s Harry.”

Hannah winces and Padma finally looks up from her Arithmancy charts. “I heard he’s a Werewolf.”

Hermione wants to bash her head into a wall. “He’s not.”

Padma raises an eyebrow. “How would you know? Do you sleep in his bed every night?”

“He’s pretty close with Professor Lupin,” Hannah says with a bright blush. “If he’s a Werewolf it makes sense that Professor Lupin is making sure he’s not hurting anyone.”

Oh for the love of Merlin, Morgana and Jesus Fucking Christ.

“I actually heard a rumor about Professor Lupin,” Neville says in a sudden, hushed whisper, looking around as if to make sure no one was eavesdropping. Like anyone but them was gonna be at the library at 8AM on a Sunday. “Professors Sprout and Flitwick were talking about how rough his last time of the month was.”

Oh shit.

Hannah gasps. “He’s trans?”

What.

“Huh,” Padma says. “Good for him.”

Someone clears their throat and they turn to see Ed standing next to their table, the cheeky grin on his face evidence enough that he heard their whole conversation. “Good morning,” he says cheerily, putting his bag down on the table to sit down beside Hermione. “Did I interrupt something?”

She’d like to ask him about what happened Thursday, why Harry had come back early from Patronus lessons and seemed shaken, why Ed’s Boggart had changed and what it meant.

But they weren’t alone, and Ed seemed fine, so she would just trust that he’d come to her if he needed advice.

“Not at all,” Hermione groans out instead, sending him a vicious glare when he snorts. “So,” she says, clapping her hands. “How about we start with Charms?”




[Monday, 10 January 1994, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

“Ed?” He looks up at Lupin’s quiet voice and hums, putting his textbook in his bag and turning all his attention on his teacher. “How are you doing?”

Ed’s lips twitch. “I’m okay.”

Lupin raises a skeptical eyebrow. “Really?”

He rolls his eyes. “Really.”

Lupin looks behind Ed to make sure the classroom has emptied, then focuses back on him. “Do you wanna talk about it?”

“Not really,” he admits. “But you’re not gonna drop it unless I do, will you?”

“I’m not going to force you.”

Ed hums. “I used to be scared that I’d be unable to protect those I love, but lately it’s felt like it’s me who they have to be protected from instead.”

Lupin tilts his head. “How come?”

Ed presses his lips together, working his jaw as he contemplates how much to share. Finally he decides to gamble. “How much did Dumbledore tell you about me?”

Several things flash across Lupin’s face before he stands up and waves Ed to the back door leading to his office. “I think Professor McGonagall can afford your absence in Transfiguration just once.”

They settle down in the same armchairs as the last time, but Lupin doesn’t bother with tea and cookies this time. Instead, he rests his arms on his knees and clasps his hands. Closing his eyes he sighs. “How do you know Lord Voldemort’s real name?”

Ed winces. “I can’t tell you.”

“You can’t, or you won’t?”

“I can’t.”

Lupin hums. “Alright.”

Ed pauses, leaning back in his seat. “You’re just gonna accept it?”

“Sure,” Lupin shrugs. “You believed me when I told you about Sirius Black, and I’ll extend the same courtesy to you. Now, I know that Professor Dumbledore attempted Legilimency on you, and I disagreed with his reasoning and actions when he told me. However,” he breaks off, seemingly waffling for words.

Ed decides to take pity on his teacher. “He could tell I’ve used Dark Magic before.” Lupin grimaces but nods. “I have,” with a sigh he puts his feet up on the seat of the armchair, wrapping his arms around his legs to rest his chin on his knees. “I was eleven the first two times, fifteen the other two,” he heaves another deep breath. “It was human transmutation; using alchemy to attempt to raise the dead.

“When I was eleven and my brother ten, we tried to bring our mother back to life. The resulting rebound took my left leg, and my brother. I then used my own blood, and gave my right arm, to bind his soul to a suit of armor. The other two times I used human transmutation to save my own life,” he looks at a pale-faced Lupin with a wry, self-deprecating smile. “At this point I’m pretty sure the afterlife has decided I’m not worth the trouble.”

For a long moment neither of them says anything. When Lupin finally shifts back in his chair the words out of his mouth are not what Ed expected. “Your brother, you said you bound his soul to a suit of armor. Like a—,”

“Not really,” Ed cuts him off, frowning at the comparison. “I bound his whole soul, though I guess the principle is similar enough. He—,” he frowns, and his next words come out more biting than he intended. “He’s alive. He moves and thinks and talks and—, it’s not ideal, but it’s better than him being dead because of my mistakes.”

If Lupin thinks it strange that Ed knows what a Horcrux is or that eleven year old him managed to do something similar while bleeding from a leg wound he doesn’t show it, even if he’s as pale as if it was the day of a full moon. Lupin clears his throat awkwardly. “What about the two recent times?”

Ed fidgets slightly, unsure how to go about explaining that. How was he supposed to explain the fake Gate, or getting impaled in an exploding mineshaft? Beyond that, how to explain all the shit that led up to that in the first place?

Licking his lips he decides to go for half-truths. “I get into trouble a lot, it just so happened that twice that caused me very grievous injury,” he holds out both hands. “Alchemy is understanding, deconstruction and reconstruction. I saved my life by deconstructing, and then reconstructing myself. It was human transmutation without the rebound from trying to create something from nothing.

“Alchemy cannot create something that doesn’t exist in this world, that’s why human transmutation always fails. Once a soul has moved on it no longer exists in this world, and thus alchemy cannot recall it to be bound to a vessel. I was still alive, just barely, and my soul and body already belong with each other, so there was no rebound from tempering with my own human life, and it was easier than trying to combine a vessel and soul that don’t belong together. It was a gamble that worked out in my favor, basically, but what was there to lose, right?”

Lupin shakes his head. “You’re unbelievable, Ed,” the way he says it, it almost sounds fond. “What happened to change your Boggart?”

Ed sucks in a sharp breath between his teeth. “I’m not used to being… around the kind of temptation Dark Magic brings,” he turns his face to the flickering fireplace, works his jaw as he chooses his words. “Malfoy Manor isn’t a pleasant place to be for someone like me, and I got my hands on a book that wasn’t good for me. Draco noticed the effect it had on me, and I almost attacked him over it,” he shakes his head and hugs his legs closer to his chest. “I never wanted to be that kind of person.”

“I don’t think you are.”

He scoffs, raising an eyebrow at Lupin. “Seriously? I drew my wand on a friend over a fucking book.”

“And you regret it,” Lupin shrugs, something haunted in his eyes. “There’s value in that. Admitting our mistakes is hard.”

Ed hums, not quite believing him. “Thanks, for listening.”

Lupin smiles. “I did offer, after all.”




[Thursday, 13 January 1994, History of Magic classroom]

 

Someone clears their throat behind him, and Ed turns around with a sigh, raising an expectant eyebrow at Harry. “Yes?”

Harry is frowning like he’s fighting with the words he wants to say, or struggling to make them come out right. Finally he sighs and runs a hand through his wild black hair, making even more of a mess of it. “Are you alright?”

Ed’s lips twitch. Crossing his arms he leans back against a desk, and idly wonders when he started to mimic Lupin’s habits. “I’m alright. Thanks for asking.”

“Do you wanna talk about it?” Harry looks so awkward asking this that Ed almost wants to laugh.

“Don’t worry,” he says, and can’t quite banish the chuckle from his voice. “I already talked to Lupin about it.”

Utter relief washes visibly over Harry’s face, and man, Ed can appreciate his discomfort with trying to provide emotional support. It’s terrible. “Oh, okay then. Good.”

“Alright,” Ed smiles. “Glad we talked about that.”

Harry rolls his eyes, but thankfully walks away to finish lighting the candles and torches in the room, leaving Ed to mull over his thoughts in peace.

The Patronus Charm was a frustrating piece of magic that was starting to get on his nerves. Despite his initial aversion to magic, and the discomfort it had brought him at first, he’d picked it up just as quickly as he had anything in his life. For all intents and purposes he got too good, too quickly, really, if the reactions to his nonverbal and wandless casting were anything to go by.

(not that he understood why, it was laughably easy after years of running through arrays in the midst of kicking the shit out of people)

So his difficulty with this specific spell was grating on him.

Am I really such an unhappy person?

The classroom door opens and Lupin enters with the trunk like he does every week, and Ed barely thinks about it as he levitates the heavy load out of his teacher’s hands and directs it to the desk. “Well,” Lupin says, clapping his hands once. “You two ready?”

“Define ready,” Harry says dryly, causing Ed to snort.

“Glad you want to volunteer as tribute, very brave indeed,” Lupin shoots back without missing a beat, pushing Harry towards the trunk.

Rolling his eyes Ed returns to mulling over his problem at hand, namely how to conjure more than some flimsy mist even a Boggart can swipe away with a flick of the wrist.

He’d been so sure just focusing on Al getting his body back would suffice. And why shouldn’t it? He’s been working towards this for almost four years at this point, it’s part of why he’s in this world to fucking begin with, after all. And the thought does make him happy, almost unbearably so, but it’s somehow not enough.

Is it the guilt?

Ed’s breath hitches at the thought, hands tightening around his elbows. Okay, sure, there is a not inconsiderable amount of guilt associated with the image. Because it was his fault that Al lost his body in the first place, and it’s his fault that he’s been stuck as an armor for years, has suffered lonely nights and—

So if guilt weakens the charm, he thinks, frustrated. What the fuck am I supposed to use instead?

A shudder runs through him as the Boggart emerges from the trunk, all black shroud and rotting blue-gray skin. Without thinking Ed takes his wand out of his robes and clutches it tightly, his breath escaping in a billowing cloud.

Think, dammit.

He imagines Al, but this time hugging Winry and laughing around a bite of apple pie. He imagines Winry happy and hale instead of on the run with the man who killed her parents.

Please just work already, he thinks desperately, whispering the words of the spell and only getting silver mist again.

Ed grits his teeth, feels the muscles in his jaw clench and twitch.

It doesn’t have to be real, or even possible.

Swallowing, Ed remembers New Year’s Eve, remembers thinking that Al and Winry would love the kind of fireworks wizards can make. He hears his friends wish him a happy new year, crowded around him, and remembers wanting to keep both worlds, beyond logic and reason.

I want everyone to meet, I want Al and Winry to see all the weird and amazing shit this world has to offer, I want Roy to meet Mustang and see the bastard’s face, I want to show them what people without magic can do, I want to show them what alchemy can really do without seeming suspicious, I want—

I want to be happy.

The tip of his wand bursts into blinding silver light without Ed having uttered a word, or even thought and focused on the spell. “What the fuck,” he breathes as the light goes on and on, circles around him and Harry and Lupin like— “Oh.”

A teethful maw opens, filled with row upon row of foot-long fangs, and releases a silent roar. The Patronus tinkles like bells, a giant snake moving ever closer to the Boggart-Dementor, its body coiling around all three of them in seemingly endless twists and turns.

With a loud thud the trunk slams closed, hiding the Boggart within.

“Wow,” Lupin mutters, green eyes roaming over the ginormous silver snake as it turns its head from the trunk to peer down at Ed with sightless eyes the size of a small table. It lowers its head to him and Ed reaches out to touch, thoughtlessly, silver hand meeting silver, corporeal mist.

“What,” Harry suddenly exclaims, voice strangled. “The hell?”

Ed blinks at Harry, focus slipping, and the snake dissolves into nothing. “Huh?”

Harry gulps, looking Ed up and down like he’s seeing him for the first time. “That… was a Basilisk.”

Oh. Oh shit.

“Uh,” Ed starts, exchanging a quick, panicked look with Lupin, like he’s going to be able to help him any. “Are you sure?”

“Am I sure that that was the same fucking thing that almost killed me last year?” Harry’s voice drips with sarcasm, and Ed winces. “What do you think?”

Lupin clears his throat, raising his hands placatingly as he approaches the both of them. “Harry, it’s not like one can control the shape of their Patronus—,”

“Okay,” Harry cuts him off, never taking his eyes off of Ed. “It’s still a bit peculiar that Ed, a Slytherin and parselmouth, has a Basilisk for a Patronus, the same beast that Salazar Slytherin hid in his stupid chamber, isn’t it?”

Exchanging another glance with Lupin Ed sighs, shoulders slumping in resignation. “I… might be related to Slytherin. Very, very distantly. Via a shared ancestor. Like… almost two thousand years ago.”

Something flashes over Harry’s face. “That’s what that was,” he mutters, like anyone but him had any idea what he was talking about.

“What was what, exactly?”

Harry shakes his head, staying stubbornly mum, and Lupin moves to pinch the bridge of his nose. “Well,” he says with the tone of voice that Ed normally associates with tired women having to mother idiots. “At any rate, congratulations, Ed, a corporeal Patronus is extremely difficult,” he sends Harry another, sidelong glance. “It’s very advanced good magic, if you can cast it routinely you shouldn’t have any problems with future Dementor encounters.”

Ed smiles wryly, seeing through Lupin’s attempt to make Harry lower his hackles like it’s freshly cleaned glass. “Let’s hope you’re right, considering I’m back on the pitch this week, eh?”



Harry lets out a relieved breath when he climbs through the portrait hole and sees Hermione and Ron still sitting by the fire, the rest of the room empty save for some stragglers. “Guys,” he whispers urgently, sitting down beside them and leaning close so they aren’t overheard. “Ed managed a corporeal Patronus today and you won’t believe what it looked like.”

“Lemme guess,” Ron snorts. “It’s really ironic, like a goldfish, or a lion.”

“No,” Harry growls, glaring at his best friend. “It was a fucking Basilisk!”

Hermione and Ron stiffen beside him, eyes wide. As one they exclaim a raspy. “What?” before Hermione shakes her head and straightens in her seat. “Are you sure?”

Harry feels a little like deja vu. “Am I sure it’s the same thing that rammed a foot-long fang into my arm last year? Really?”

Hermione winces. “Okay, fair enough.”

“Last year I would’ve gone ahead and suspected him of opening the chamber,” Ron starts wryly. “But also, it’s Ed.”

“Yes, I know, it’s Ed, and he’s a great guy, but also? His Boggart is himself, and the way it talked sounded exactly like Voldemort back in first year, and like Riddle down in the chamber. And a while ago, when we were both in the Hospital Wing, I thought for a moment he looked like Riddle. And I was right, he’s actually related to him!”

“What?”

“Yeah, apparently Ed’s related to Slytherin by some common ancestor, or whatever. And now his Patronus is a Basilisk. This is all way too suspicious, right?”

“Harry,” Hermione tries, brows pinched. “I admit that’s… a lot. But last year that was Riddle, not Ed. And just because they share an ancestor that even predates Slytherin… I don’t know, if we go by that you and Ron are probably related to Slytherin, somehow,” judging by her expression she wasn’t as convinced as she made it sound herself. “Although—,”

“Although what?” Ron leans closer with a frown. “What is it?”

She sighs, flailing her hands a bit. “So, I read up on the Patronus Charm—,”

“Obviously,” Ron snorts, yelping when Harry slaps his shoulder for interrupting.

“Anyways,” she says with a meaningful glare. “The form your corporeal Patronus takes is supposed to represent that about you which you didn’t know about, or tried to hide. Your hidden self,” Hermione sighs. “No idea how accurate that is, or what a Basilisk would say about Ed’s ‘hidden self’,” she says the last two words with air quotes, rolling her eyes.

“So, maybe,” Ron says. “He’s hiding that he’s actually evil. Basilisks are like… specifically Dark and deadly.”

“But it was Basilisk venom that destroyed Riddle’s diary,” Hermione argues, crossing her arms. “So maybe Ed’s hidden self is that he’s actually good.”

“Maybe he’s just evil if you piss him off,” Harry mutters, half in jest. “His pranks got pretty intense.”

“He did threaten that you’d wish the Basilisk had eaten you,” Hermione adds helpfully, smirking at the memory.

Ron goes suddenly pale at the memory. “Fred and George did say that was him before he got serious,” he gulps. “What if he’s, like, actually evil and murderous if he hates you?”

“That settles it then,” Hermione says as she gets up. “Stay on his good side and he won’t kill you. Case closed, have a good night.”

Harry and Ron stare after her, and it’s Ron who breaks the silence. “I tend to forget how scary she can be.”

“Yeah,” Harry agrees. “You should stop that, probably.”




[Saturday, 15 January 1994, Slytherin Common Room]

 

“Alright,” Draco drawls as he casts a suspicious glance into the mug of Butterbeer one of the Weasley twins had pushed into his hands. “Who let them inside the common room?”

“Me,” Ed shrugs, toasting the twins with a grin as they pass by again. “They helped me smuggle in the goods, and also helped me prank Harry and Ron and put the fear of Truth into them.”

“You know, Feorge,” Fred sighs, looking around him at the slowly starting party. “I kinda like the aesthetics they’ve got going here.”

“Of course you do,” George snorts, grinning and slinging an arm around Flint’s shoulders as Colin Crewey raises his camera. “I prefer ours.”

“It was alright,” Ed admits. “I liked the red.”

Draco rolls his eyes. “Why are you celebrating with us, anyways? You didn’t even play today.”

George shrugs as Ed scribbles down his measurements for Fred, making him vow to get their mother to make his jumper in as bright a red as possible so he can wear it during Potions and give Snape an aneurysm. “All that pranking really made us bond. Besides, you guys did play well against Ravenclaw, even if they only had their replacement Seeker.”

Ed is about to respond to that, Fred in the middle of promising him golden socks and a scarf with tiny lions on it to go with his Weasley jumper, when the high ceiling of the Slytherin common room explodes in green and silver sparks from some of the fireworks they had smuggled in, Lee whooping and high-fiving Crabbe and Goyle.

Draco shakes his head. “We used to be a respectable House.”

“Oh, stop whinging,” Ginny rolls her eyes and slaps the back of his head, causing him to spill some of his Butterbeer on himself, much to the delight of a very tipsy Blaise, who’d somehow gotten his hands on the fire whiskey Ed had bought.

(not even Fred and George have figured out how he managed that)

“Alright,” Pansy suddenly exclaims, standing atop a table with a bright flush on her cheeks. “Granger just explained this spin the—, what was it? Right, bottle, to me, and I say we do that now! Let’s get Blaise and Ed to make out in a closet!”

“There aren’t even any closets,” Ed yelps, blushing as red as the Weasleys’ hair. “Blaise! Say something!”

“I have a bottle,” Ginny shouts, ripping the bottle of fire whiskey from Blaise’s grip, causing him to fall over, and chucking the rest in the fireplace, creating a whooshing explosion of purple flames. “Let’s!”

“That,” a sneering voice says, Snape standing in the entryway of the common room looking like he wants to hurl. “Is quite enough now.”

“Boo,” Lee shouts.

“But Professor,” Ed tries, quickly shoving Ginny behind a sofa to hide the bottle of fire whiskey. “We’re just taking a swing at that inter-House unity, or whatever.”

Snape looks like he’d like to feed Ed to the giant squid in the lake. “You have ten minutes to clean this up and settle down. And you, Mr Elric, will have one week of afternoon detention with me.”

Ed looks the man straight in the eye and, with his most deadpan voice, says a single word. “No.”

“No?”

“No, I got permission.”

“From whom?”

“Professors Lupin and Dumbledore were very impressed by Ed’s suggestion for a Slytherin-Gryffindor party,” Fred says, grinning like mad. “He’s even got it in writing. Don’t you, Ed?”

“Oh yeah,” Ed nods, not having it in writing at all. “Would you like to see, Professor?”

Snape stares at him for a long, long time. “No, that won’t be necessary. But this… get together will end an hour before curfew, understood?”

“Yes, sir,” he nods, giving him a cocky smirk and a mock salute.

“Did you really get permission?” Draco whispers as Snape leaves the common room. “Lupin, okay, but Dumbledore? I thought he hated you.”

“I didn’t,” Ed shrugs, opening a bottle of fire whiskey and downing half of it in one go. “We were bluffing.”

“You’re a legend,” Lee cackles. “Marry me.”

“Get in line,” Ed says, and chugs the remainder of the bottle.

Chapter 19: Trust is Earned (something ventured, something gained)

Summary:

Is that plot? And people having conversations? Say it ain't so!

Notes:

Y'all can thank the first scene for the wait because it did not want to get written. Also a bad depressive episode for like 4 months, but mostly the scene.

Chapter Text

[Monday, 17 January 1994, Library]

 

Edward is bent over a small notebook, several books open around him in a controlled kind of chaos as he mumbles under his breath. He doesn’t look up as Albus approaches, but he doesn’t miss the fact that he loops a foot around the leg of the chair in front of him and drags it close to the table.

He could be surprisingly childish sometimes.

Albus smiles even though Edward isn’t looking at him. “May I have a seat?”

He doesn’t look away from his notes. “Depends. Do you want another nosebleed?”

Albus pauses. “No, Edward. I must apologize, I shouldn’t have done that.”

That makes the boy finally look up, his face neutral and gold eyes sharp. “Acknowledged,” he tilts his head slightly. “Is that all?”

He sighs. “There is no need to be cross with me, Edward.”

“Isn’t there?” Edward leans back in his chair, metal fingers tapping idly on the pages of his notebook. “Listen, I know that most people in this country respect you, and I can even see why. But I don’t. You judged me from the get go, and I’m thus not inclined to accept your empty apology or continue this conversation,” golden eyes flash. “Is that all?”

Albus tilts his head. “You think my apology wasn’t sincere?”

“Let me think, you apologize the first chance you get after I have managed a corporeal Patronus, something that is notoriously impossible for Dark Wizards. Now, wherever would I get the idea that this is just perfunctory?” Edward’s expression is derisive. “Give me a break, old man,” he turns back to his notes, a clear dismissal, and Albus feels he should stop pushing.

But he doesn’t.

“May I at least explain why?”

“You don’t need to, it’s fairly obvious,” Edward looks up at him again then, face unreadable. “You seem to be under the impression that I’m angry because you judged me unfairly, but I’m not. I know your reasons and don’t even disagree with them. But just because I understand, doesn’t mean I have to accept your apology or give you a second chance, Professor. Forgiveness isn’t guaranteed, it’s earned,” he turns back to his notes. “Have a nice day.”




[Wednesday, 19 January 1994, Transfiguration classroom]

 

“What’s got you so gloomy?”

Harry looks up at his question, and shrugs, idly rubbing a thumb into the palm of his hand. “Just another prediction of my impending death by our Divination teacher.”

Ed snorts. “You survived attempted murder by Voldemort—,” he rolls his eyes as most of the class flinches. “Like, thrice now, including getting bit by a Basilisk, I think you’ll be fine,” he raises an eyebrow. “I’m sure you’ll make it to at least graduation.”

“That doesn’t sound as reassuring as you think it does.”

“It sounds exactly as reassuring as I intended it to,” Ed argues with a smirk. “Take it from someone who almost died… I lost track, but anyways, trust me when I say that dying is a lot harder than people think it is.”

Harry raises an eyebrow. “Did the Darkest wizard of the age try to murder you as a baby?”

“No,” Ed concedes. “But I lost two limbs when I was eleven and almost got crushed to death by a collapsing building like twice last year.”

“Do you punch every mirror you walk past or something?”

Ed snorts at Ron’s comment. “No, I think Truth just hates me,” noticing Harry still rubbing at his palm he rolls his eyes and snaps at him to give him his hand. “Lemme see.”

“You don’t even take Divination,” Lavender sniffs from the next row over.

“Do you only read books about the subjects you take?” At her expression he sighs. “Go figure,” peering down at Harry’s palm he tilts it more into the light for a better view. “Ah, I’ll take it she was all ‘you have a short life line’?”

“Pretty much.”

“Okay, see, yours is pretty tight, means you have a hard time making friends, but you’re a good one when you get close to someone. It’s pretty… disjointed, I guess is a good way to phrase it, and is broken in the middle. All that really means is that you’ve had a lot of bad and big experiences, which, like, we already knew that. It crosses your fate line, so expect something big to happen. I mean, death is kinda big, but so is moving across the country or surviving another murder attempt,” he pats Harry’s head. “You’re fine. Oh,” he smirks. “You might wanna try to be more decisive, it would lead to success. But, you know,” he throws a sidelong glance at Lavender. “What do I know? I’m not in Divination, after all.”

As McGonagall enters the classroom, Harry nudges his side. “Hey, thanks for trying to cheer me up.”

“I mean, glad it worked, but I did say only what could be interpreted from your palm. It’s very prone to bias from the person reading the lines,” Ed shrugs. “I think it’s hogwash, like horoscopes, but whatever.”

Before Harry can say anything else McGonagall clears her throat, waving her wand at the blackboard to make writing appear. “Animagi,” she starts. “Are witches and wizards that have gone through the difficult — and dangerous — process of acquiring an animal transformation they can undergo at will.”

Great, more body horror, Ed thinks, already preparing himself for nightmares. Like the Hippogriff wasn’t bad enough, now I get even more chimera flashbacks shoved at me.

“Animagi are required by law to be registered with the ministry for easy identification. Now, you’re quite lucky,” she says with some vindictive glee. “I can give you a live demonstration on what an Animagi’s transformation looks like.”

Please no.

Without warning McGonagall shifts into a cat, and if Ed hadn’t been braced for it he likely would have been losing his last meal on the floor again. Around him the others are exclaiming in surprise and awe, their teacher transforming back with a faint pop.

Hermione’s hand shoots up. “Professor, is any animal possible?”

“Theoretically,” she says. “It depends on the person what animal they turn into in the end, and culture can influence it. In that way it is a little like a Patronus Charm, although your Animagus form will not change after major life events, while your Patronus can do that, rarely.”

As the lesson continues, Ed gets stuck on one thing: conservation of mass didn’t seem to apply, if McGonagall turning into a small tabby cat was anything to go by. Unlike the chimeras he had met that still maintained the same general mass.

Any animal is possible.

“Professor,” he asks when she acknowledges him. “How does the transformation affect your mental state?”

McGonagall pauses in thought. “Good question. I am still aware of myself as human, though some animal traits do surface when transformed. I have also found that mental magic doesn’t affect me the same way.”

A large dog acting strange and wandering around the grounds.

Less affected by mental magic… does that include Dementors?

“Mr Weasley,” her sharp voice cuts through his tumbling thoughts. “Pets are not allowed in class, five points from Gryffindor.”

Ed turns his head to watch as Ron scoops up his rat Scabbers, face burning red, and deposits it back in his breast pocket.

Did that rat always miss one of its claws?

No, he was being ridiculous.

Running a hand through his bangs he stares, unseeing, at his textbook.

This was crazy. Animagi need to get registered, so the ministry would know if Black was one, right? If Pettigrew was one?

Right?

Not if it’s taken as seriously as the Werewolf Registry, he thinks.

After all, they can only punish you if they catch you. He’d know.

He only knows one person who could answer this question for him. And he knows he’ll have to, even if he ends up sounding utterly insane.

Because if he’s right then Harry was in a lot more danger than people were thinking.

Truth, please let me be wrong.




[Thursday, 20 January 1994, History of Magic classroom]

 

Ed approaches him after their lesson, and Remus is surprised to find Harry has already left. The expression on his face is unusually guarded, fingers twitching where they are gripping his elbows. His whole posture is nervous, and it’s not a feeling Remus associates with Ed at all. “Are you alright?”

Ed bites his lip and looks to the side for a moment, muttering something under his breath, before he focuses back on him with a frown. “I gotta ask you something,” he hesitates. “About Black, and Potter and Pettigrew.”

Remus’ breath hitches for a moment, a sinking feeling spreading in his gut. “What is it?”

He licks his lips. “Were they Animagi?” A brief pause. “Unregistered ones.”

“How the fuck—,” Remus cuts himself off, grappling for composure. Once he’s caught himself he looks at Ed again, suddenly, truly, wondering how he knows the things he does. “Yes. They became Animagi to keep me company on full moon nights, as I wouldn’t attack animals. Ed, how did you figure that out?”

Ed seems to mull that over for a moment, looking uncomfortable. “I’ll sound insane.” Something on his face must give him pause, because he sighs, sagging like a marionette with its strings cut. “What animals could they turn into?”

“James was a stag, Black a large dog, Peter a rat.” Ed hisses, and for a moment Remus wonders if he had cursed in parsel or if it was just a particularly sharp breath. “Ed, what are you thinking?”

“I don’t have proof—,”

“Ed,” he says sharply, taking a step forward to peer down at him. “Spit it out.”

Something unreadable flashes over his face. “They only found Pettigrew’s finger.” It’s a statement, not a question. “Virtually unmarked, according to the articles. Meanwhile the muggles were burnt badly and torn apart. I—,” he looks uncomfortable. “Someone tried to blow me up, once, point blank. Made a whole mine shaft collapse on top of me,” he waves his hands idly. “Still got all my fingers. Know what I’m saying?”

Remus’ blood runs cold. “Was that one of those instances you told me about?”

“Yes,” Ed shrugs, awfully nonchalant. “Got impaled by a steel beam. Wouldn’t recommend it.”

Under different circumstances Remus would ask how Ed got someone to try and blow him up, and why he did it in a mine shaft, of all places, but what he’s implying is too outrageous to focus on that. “Are you saying that Peter is still alive?” He shakes his head. “Ed, that’s—,”

“Insane, I know,” Ed agrees. “And like I said, I don’t have proof. The Daily Prophet articles only tell me what the ministry wants to tell the public,” he runs a hand through his hair with a sigh. “I’d need, I don’t know, crime scene reports, pictures that aren’t blurred for the general public—,”

“Ed,” Remus cuts him off, his mind racing. “The bigger question is why.”

“That’s the crux of the matter, isn’t it? The why,” Ed’s eyes are hard as he looks at him. “That was always the question. Why would Black betray the Potters? Why would Black join Voldemort? Why would Pettigrew confront Black all by his lonesome in the middle of a crowded muggle street? Why did they only find his finger, unmarred, when the other victims were a burnt mess?”

“Why,” Remus grits out. “Would Peter fake his own death instead of simply escaping and seeking help?”

Ed doesn’t meet his eyes. “I can only think of one reason.”

He feels the blood freeze in his veins an instant before it pulses through him searing hot and furious. “No.”

“Listen, it’s just a theory—,”

“No,” he bites out, voice hard. “You’re right, you sound insane, Ed. Peter was my friend—,”

“So was Black,” Ed points out, shoulders hunched. “Why is one more likely to be the traitor than the other?”

“Because Black killed Peter, for fuck’s sake!”

Remus regrets yelling the second he does, Ed flinching slightly before his posture shifts, closing off, face becoming blank and shutters closing behind his eyes. Ed bows his head slightly, voice neutral. “I shouldn’t have brought this up without proof. I’m sorry I overstepped, Professor.”

Ed walks towards the classroom door, and Remus can’t help but feel like he just shattered all the trust he had built between them. The door closes behind Ed with a sound of finality, Remus rubbing his hands over his face with a shaky breath, sinking down onto a nearby chair.

What Ed is suggesting is preposterous.

But, well—

He’s right, he thinks. Why is one more likely than the other?

Dogs are loyal. The question is where their loyalties lie.

And rats, well.

They are known to escape the sinking ship, no matter the cost.

“Ed,” he sighs into the empty classroom. “I don’t know what would be worse, you being right, or wrong.”




[Friday, 21 January 1994, Headmaster’s Office]

 

Remus knocks, waiting for a response with baited breath.

“Come in,” Albus calls through the thick wood, and he braces himself as he opens the door and enters the office. “Remus, hello,” he says, putting his quill aside to regard him. “To what do I owe this pleasure?”

Remus keeps his mind as carefully blank as he can, grateful for the habit of removing delicate memories whenever he leaves home he picked up during the war. He doesn’t think Albus would attempt to read his mind, but he had also thought the man above trying it on a student, once. He focuses his gaze on the other man’s nose rather than his eyes as an additional safety measure. “I have an… unusual request for you. I understand if you can’t help me, or refuse to, but I need to ask.”

Albus hums, steepling his hands in front of his face. “Well, what is the request, Remus?”

He closes his eyes and takes a deep, bracing breath. “I need Black’s case file from MLE.”

For a long moment the only sound in the room is coming from the various instruments strewn about before Albus shifts in his seat. “I have the feeling it isn’t you who wants that file.”

Remus’ jaw twitches. “Does it matter why I want that file? Or for whom, for that matter?” Crossing his arms he turns his face away to mitigate any accidental eye contact. “It’s bad enough I was a suspected traitor back then, but I spent months working as a spy for you, risking my neck and slowly going crazy,” he grits his teeth. “You owe me.”

Albus is quiet for a long moment. “You’re right, I asked a lot of you, as did I of everyone else. And for what it’s worth I am sorry I ever suspected you, Remus.”

“But?”

“But,” Albus says. “I can’t say I approve of your plan to hand confidential government files to an underage foreign exchange student, especially without an explanation.”

“You say you’re sorry for suspecting me of treason. If you’re truly sorry, then make up for your lack of trust back then by trusting me to know what I’m doing now,” he risks eye contact, keeping his mind as blank as possible. “Nothing in that file can be worth you losing an ally, can it?”

Albus leans back in his chair. “You’d truly turn your back on me over this?”

“I would rather not, but you keep doubting me, and I am rather tired of it.”

Ed had trusted him with so much, and came to him with his suspicions about Black and Peter, and how had he thanked him?

I owe him to try, and listen.

Somewhere along the line the kid had wormed his way into the very limited number of people he has ever called friends, and considering the current state of that circle, he will be damned to shrink it back down to zero without at least trying.

“Very well,” Albus finally says, voice tired. “I will write to Ms Bones.”

Remus doesn’t thank him, but nods in acknowledgment regardless.

Now he just needs an idea on how to apologize to Ed.




[Monday, 24 January 1994, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

“Oh, Ed, would you stay back for a bit? I’d like to talk to you about your last homework assignment.”

There are some scattered snickers as his classmates no doubt wonder what kind of screed he wrote this time. He hasn’t handed in his House Elf one yet, so he’s sure this was just an excuse to talk to him in private and without eavesdropping from other students, which isn’t filling him with much confidence if he’s honest.

With a sigh he walks over to Lupin’s desk, crossing his arms awkwardly. “What?”

Lupin clears his throat, opening one of the desk drawers and holding out—

“Really? Chocolate?”

His teacher flushes, sending him a glare. “I wanted to apologize. I overreacted last week, you didn’t mean to upset me.”

Ed takes the candy bar with a raised eyebrow. “I assume you’re giving me this now because Snape’s teaching DADA on Thursday and we won’t have Patronus lessons.”

Lupin smiles wryly. “You have the moon chart memorized?”

“Gotta know when to skip my midnight walks in the forest,” he quips. “I also need to mentally prepare for Snape subbing in for you, Potions is already bad enough.”

“And here I thought he favored Slytherins,” Lupin teases, and Ed feels some tension leave him. “If the point tallies are anything to go by.”

Ed shrugs and starts to unwrap the chocolate. “He lets me get away with more than I suspect he would if I was in, say, Ravenclaw, but I don’t doubt he hates my guts. Oh,” he smiles. “Peppermint filling?”

“Seemed to suit you,” Lupin shrugs. “Really, I’m sorry for snapping at you.”

“I wasn’t mad,” Ed scratches his head. “I was worried I had overstepped your boundaries.”

“That’s not it,” he shakes his head. “It’s just… a wound that’s never really healed.”

“That’s something I can relate to,” Ed sighs, averting his gaze. “Well, I’m glad we’re good again.”

Lupin’s smile reaches his eyes for once. “Me too.”




[Thursday, 27 January 1994, Remus Lupin’s Office, Day of the Full Moon]

 

Ed opens the locked office door with a wave of his hand, slinking easily into the room and closing and locking it behind him again. He turns, face to face with a huge wolf head, predatory yellow eyes staring at him and looking somehow both surprised and unimpressed. “Good evening to you too, Grumpy.”

Lupin tilts his enormous head, sharp white teeth gleaming in the light from the fireplace, a silent question.

“Figured you could use the company,” Ed shrugs, moving past his transformed teacher without a care in the world. “Even with Wolfsbane you can’t sleep during full moon nights.” He can feel Lupin’s gaze bore into his back as he sits down in one of the armchairs, making himself comfortable. “My brother,” he starts, watching the Werewolf freeze mid-step. “Can’t sleep either. Like, ever. He’s told me how lonely nights are when you’re the only one awake, and said it helps to have company even if there’s no talking, so… yeah, take it or leave it.”

He takes out his Horcrux notebook in a vain attempt to hide his blush and pretend to ignore the slowly approaching Werewolf. Lupin gingerly puts one of his massive paws on his metal leg, meeting his eyes briefly, before moving over to a spot next to the crackling fireplace and curling into a tight ball.

Ed smiles into his notes.

You’re welcome.




[Friday, 28 January 1994, Remus Lupin’s Office]

 

Ed jerks awake as a blanket is draped over him, blinking bleary eyes at a sheepishly smiling Lupin. “Sorry, it’s barely sunrise, you can go back to sleep.”

“Nah, it’s fine,” he waves him off, sitting up in the armchair to get more comfortable and wrapping the blanket around him. “You look less shit than I expected.”

“How kind,” Lupin snorts, handing him a steaming mug of tea. “Company has always made full moons more bearable, so thank you.”

“Not for that,” Ed mumbles, blowing at the tea to cool it down. Sipping it he mulls over his next words carefully. “I haven’t been entirely honest with you.”

Lupin eyes him from over the rim of his own cup of tea. “That’s your right.”

He shakes his head. “I think you might have reacted differently if you knew the whole story,” taking another sip he breathes in, gathering his nerves. “Where I come from, there is technically no age limit on our equivalent of Aurors. If you can pass the exam you can become a State Alchemist,” he meets Lupin’s gaze. “I passed it when I was twelve years old.”

Lupin’s face goes blank for a moment as he processes the words, putting the cup down on the table with shaking hands. “You what?”

“My brother and I were orphans. He’s stuck in an armor living a half-life,” Ed swallows and averts his face. “State Alchemists rank highly in the military, get paid well and have access to confidential government research. What better way to find a way to get my brother’s body back?”

“Your government allowed a second year to become an Auror?” He pauses. “You’ve been an Auror for three years?”

Ed smiles wryly. “Yep. Explains a ton, doesn’t it?”

Lupin looks like he wants to argue but stops short, seemingly mulling that over. “Shit, it does,” he blinks. “So, the guy trying to kill you—,”

“Part of the job,” Ed shrugs, taking another sip of his tea. “I lost track of how many people have tried to off me, to be honest, though that guy came the closest so far.”

Green eyes scrutinize him, reconciling his past image with the new information. “Are you really here as a student, or did your government send you, then?”

Ed waves him off. “That part’s true, though I lied about being drafted. Officially I’m away on medical leave due to severe infections of my automail ports,” he feels bad to still be lying, but there is no way to properly explain Truth and their assignment. He’s already sharing more with Lupin than he ever intended to. “I’ve never fought in a war, or been forced to kill someone in the line of duty. I’m usually the closest to dying on missions, gives my CO a headache every time with the amount of paperwork he has to deal with as a result.”

Lupin rubs a hand over his face. “This… explains so much. If you qualified to be an Auror at twelve… shit, you are a veritable prodigy, aren’t you? Your skills at magic, the strength of your Occlumency… even your confidence that you’d be able to cast an Unforgivable Curse… your general interest in Dark Magic and curses, the way you react to Dementors, even your Boggart, it’s so much less suspicious knowing it’s your literal job to deal with this sort of shit,” he shakes his head. “Even your curiosity in the case is probably just habit at this point.”

“Partially,” Ed concedes, finishing his tea. “But it really has just been making me suspicious,” he puts his cup down on the table, feeling a lot less tense than when the conversation began, then pauses when he notices Lupin holding something out to him. “What?”

“Well then, Mr Auror,” Lupin says halfway between teasing and serious. “Let’s see if your theory holds merit, shall we?”

Chapter 20: Of Traitorous Rats (and the loyalty of dogs)

Summary:

Lupin gets a front row seat of the Fullmetal Alchemist in problem solving mode.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[Friday, 28 January 1994, Remus Lupin’s Office]

 

Ed stares at the manila folder in his hands, then looks back up at Lupin. “This is—,”

“The official case file from Magical Law Enforcement, yes,” he confirms, clasping his hands in his lap. “You did say you could confirm your theory with it, didn’t you?”

“I did,” Ed says, feeling unmoored by the sudden shift in the conversation, by the kind of trust Lupin must have in him to be willing to pull this off. He has no doubts that Dumbledore had been involved, and not happy about it. Leaning back in his chair he flips the file open, Fullmetal Alchemist rather than Edward Elric as he scans the report with methodical routine. There had been times over the years Mustang had needed him for actual, official work and he had needed to learn how a soldier is supposed to look at things, and this was one of the times he was grateful for it.

“No Apparition was registered past the arrival of Black and Pettigrew prior to the altercation, and none until the arrival of the Aurors afterwards. Time elapsed between the notification over the broken Statute of Secrecy and arrival of the Aurors was two minutes and fifteen seconds, and Black was arrested on site,” Ed summarizes, flipping to the sparse evidence. He pauses as he realizes something is missing. “They never used Prior Incantato on Black’s wand.”

Lupin straightens in his seat. “What?”

“They didn’t make sure it had been his wand used to blow up the street,” Ed repeats, frowning as he reads over the list again. “I get not using Veritaserum, it’s unreliable if the victim is aware of it, and given Black was in hysterics when they arrested him he might have just ended up saying things that weren’t actually true. I get that. Veritaserum can be bypassed, memories altered, but why not even check his wand, just perfunctorily?”

“It was the day after Voldemort had fallen,” Lupin sighs, running a hand through his hair and looking tired beyond the full moon’s effects. “People… were eager to have things over and done with. You must have come across some of that when you researched your second essay.”

“Oh yeah,” Ed agrees grimly, temper flaring. “License to kill suspects, waived trials and immediate life sentences in Azkaban on hearsay. After meeting Crouch Senior I am not surprised he’d sacrifice his own kid if it meant a shot at saving his political career, the bastard,” he sniffed. “Rules for thee but not for me.”

Lupin snorts. “Speaking from experience?”

“Meet one slimy politician, you’ve met them all,” Ed snarls, flipping forward through the file when he sees the evidence pictures are at the back, pausing as a line catches his eye. “Didn’t realize Black was denied trial,” he smirks, mirthless. “Dumbledore’s testimony was deemed good enough to convict.”

Out of the corner of his eyes he can see Lupin grip his hands tighter, knuckles turning white. Ed finally gets to the pictures and hisses a curse under his breath. He picks up one sepia photograph, eyes scanning over the damage and trying to reconstruct the way a magical explosion would have caused it, building the scene in his head the way he normally does arrays. He goes through the next photographs just as slowly and methodically, takes in the state of the civilian casualties and surrounding rubble when Lupin hums.

“You know, seeing you like this really makes it obvious that you’ve done this before.”

“Does it?” He asks, absentmindedly, as he gets to an overhead shot of Pettigrew’s finger, squinting at it for a long moment.

“You look like Frank and Alice Longbottom used to on the job,” Lupin says, voice tinged with something wistful. “Like the world is a puzzle and you just need the right piece to make sense of it.”

Ed smiles briefly. “I forget that you guys are so insular you probably all know each other from backyard barbecues. Reminds me of my hometown,” growing serious again he puts the overhead shot down on the coffee table between them, followed by the closeup of Pettigrew’s finger. “I hate when I’m right.”

“I doubt that,” Lupin says as he leans forward, frowning down at the pictures. “What am I—,” he cuts himself off, dragging the closeup towards himself. “That—,”

“Not a burn mark in sight,” Ed says grimly, pointing as he goes on. “Not even soot, clean cut, and the bone was severed without splintering even a little bit, and,” he licks his lips as he turns to the overhead shot. “Found right next to a sewer grate.”

“Perfect for a rat to flee through,” Lupin concludes, face ashen as he leans back in the chair, green eyes staring unseeing at the ceiling. “Why didn’t Sirius say anything if that is what really happened?”

“Who would have listened? It’s like you said, people were content to move on. Dumbledore testified that Black was the Potters’ Secret Keeper, so obviously he betrayed them. And even if he had revealed the switch, who would believe a raging lunatic from a notoriously Dark family? A few days later his cousin went on to torture the Longbottoms into insanity, as far as the public was concerned it was just another case of blood will out,” Ed can’t help the slight twinge of bitterness in his voice, regretting it when Lupin winces. “Why investigate when you’ve got the perfect narrative and can pat yourself on the shoulder for a job well done?”

Lupin sighs, rubbing at his eyes tiredly. “How are we supposed to find a literal rat?”

“I don’t—,” Ed cuts himself off, mind racing. “Do you trust me, Remus?”

If the sudden use of his first name bothers him, he doesn’t show it. “At this point, do you really gotta ask?”

Ed’s smile is feral. “What’s the current password for Gryffindor Tower?”



Harry is shaken awake by a blurry shape in yellow and green, and groggily gropes for his glasses on the bedside table, frowning as the person waking him up at the asscrack of dawn comes into focus. “Ed? How did you get in here?”

“That doesn’t matter right now,” Ed argues, hissing the words in a way that Harry has started to recognize as parsel. “I’m collecting the debt you owe me for the Hogsmeade thing.”

It takes his sleep-addled mind a moment to remember what the fuck he’s even talking about, frowning at him. “Why?”

“We agreed on no questions asked,” Ed reminds him, golden eyes sharp and dangerous. For a moment they flit to the side, to Ron’s bed, then they focus back on him, unyielding. “Just tell me where it is and I’ll be out of your hair.”

Harry groans, dragging his blanket over his head. “Nightstand, bottom drawer.”

He hears Ed rummage before the last word is even out of his mouth, a steel hand patting his leg through the thick duvet. “Thanks.”

The door to their dormitory closes with a sharp bang and it’s silent for a long moment before Dean speaks up, sounding dazed. “How’d the snake get in here?”

“Just… don’t ask,” Ron mumbles sleepily, burrowing more into his bed. “Ed is a mystery for the ages.”

“... Fair enough.”



Remus is pacing in his office when the door opens again, Ed waltzing in like he owns it and holding up a weathered piece of parchment. “This,” he says, smiling wide enough to show teeth. “Is how we’ll catch the rat.”

He raises an eyebrow at his enthusiasm, before he gives the parchment a closer look, his breath hitching. “How did you get your hands on the map?”

Ed blinks at him blankly for a few seconds, then groans, slapping his flesh hand to his face. “Oh, I get it,” he gives him a dry look. “Really? Moony? That is the worst nickname for a Werewolf. The worst.”

Remus blushes. “Shut up.”

Rolling his eyes Ed walks over to the desk in the corner and slaps the parchment down on it. “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good, or whatever,” he mumbles, distractedly waving his hand at the map and watching the ink slowly spread across it. Remus walks over to stand beside him, eyes tracking the familiar lines. He frowns when he notices something amiss and points at his office. “You don’t show up.”

Beside him Ed tenses and Remus looks at him for a long moment. “Is this one of those things you can’t share, like how you know Voldemort’s real name?” Ed nods, and he sighs. “Okay then, I won’t pry. Now,” he waves at the spread-out map. “What makes you think Peter is in the castle?”

Ed breathes out in relief, then folds the map this way and that to get at the different floors, evidently not used to its layout. Remus wonders who he got it from in the first place. “Okay, so, I’ve been seeing a big, black dog around campus all year, acting a bit funky, but didn’t think much of it at first. Magic school with a giant squid in the lake, why would the dogs be normal, right?

“Then I noticed Hermione’s cat hanging out with it, and Hermione’s told me that her cat likes to attack Ron’s pet rat, and it exclusively. With what I know now, well,” he glances at him. “I will take a wild guess and say the dog I’ve been seeing is Black, and Ron’s pet rat is actually Pettigrew.” Ed raises his right hand and wiggles the metal fingers. “It’s missing a toe.”

Remus takes over the map, folding it to show Gryffindor Tower, mind whirling. He scans the different floors until he sees the footsteps of Harry, Ron and Hermione move towards the portrait hole, along with—, “Okay, there he is,” he clears his throat at the waver in his voice. “Now, one last thing we need to find out: how did Sirius learn about his whereabouts from inside Azkaban?”

“Does it matter?” Ed sends him a sidelong glance as he folds the map to hide the parts they don’t need to keep an eye on. “If this goes well we can just ask Black when we drag his furry ass outta hiding.”

He places a hand on the parchment. “The map shows the grounds, too,” he lets his eyes glide over the outside of the castle, frowning for a moment before he taps a spot on the map. “He’s probably staying in the Shrieking Shack.”

Ed leans over the map to look at where he’s pointing. “Oh, of course you’re the Werewolf who stayed there, that makes sense. Probably during school, right? So you can get inside it via the tree?”

Remus looks at him for a long moment. “Why am I not surprised you managed to break in there and put that together?”

“Because now my badassery has context.”

“That’s one way to put it,” with a sigh he straightens, crossing his arms. “What’s the plan now, then?”

“I’m getting the trio and rat bastard to Dumbledore’s office, you give him the cliffnotes so he doesn’t immediately go back to suspecting me of being a Death Eater or something.”

Remus hesitates. “How much can I tell him?”

Ed pauses in folding the map, then continues on. “What you deem necessary.”

It’s a veritable carte blanche to reveal all he knows to Dumbledore if he sees fit, and another massive show of trust that leaves him reeling.

“Are you sure?”

“Mischief managed,” Ed says once he’s verified the trio has made it to breakfast, tugging the map into the pockets of his cloak. He looks at him with his piercing eyes, face unreadable. “See you in thirty?”

Remus stares at him for a moment, then nods, making for the door. “See you in thirty.”



Ed lets his gaze sweep over the Great Hall once just in case the trio sat down somewhere other than the Gryffindor table, but finds them in their usual seats, walking over in quick, measured strides. “Okay, I need you to do what I say without asking questions,” he hisses in parsel, forgoing any preamble. “The three of you will follow me to Dumbledore’s office, where we’ll meet him and Lupin. It’s about Black, and we can’t have a panic. Don’t tell Hermione and Ron details or what it’s about, just tell them that Dumbledore wants to see us because Snape suspects us of having broken into his ingredients stash. If they ask why I’m telling you in parsel tell them I must have not realized I was speaking it. I’m waiting by the stairs on the second floor.”

Before Harry can open his mouth and ask what kind of demon has possessed him he has whirled around and made for the exit of the Great Hall, doing his best to ignore the questioning gazes following him out.

At the top of the stairs he takes the map out again to make sure the trio is doing as he’s said and Pettigrew hasn’t caught wind of the slowly tightening trap. As the dots turn the corner towards the staircase he quickly erases the map and puts it away to watch them approach.

“Snape seriously thinks we broke into his stash?” Ron looks about ready to commit murder, likely because his breakfast got interrupted, and Ed’s gaze quickly zeroes in on the lump in his breast pocket before he schools his features and shrugs sheepishly.

“Looks like it, dunno where he got that idea from,” the trio exchange one of those looks that tells a whole story and he raises an eyebrow, smirking. “Something I should know?”

“We, uh,” Hermione coughs, pinking. “Might have set a precedent?”

He looks between them, momentarily forgetting about the mass murderer in their midst. “For real? You kids are ballsier than I thought.”

“It was for a good cause,” Ron argues, frowning when Harry fidgets beside him. “You okay, mate?”

“Huh?” Harry startles, floundering. “Oh, yeah, just nervous.”

“Well, if all else fails I know half a dozen people that can work as an alibi,” Ed shrugs, waving them to follow. The little tangent would work to lull Pettigrew into a sense of security at least, making it sound like it was just business as usual for delinquent students.

At the statue marking the staircase to the headmaster’s office Ed looks at one of the portraits beside it, smiling politely. “I don’t know the password, could you let Professor Dumbledore know we’re here, Professor Black?”

The former headmaster eyes him warily, then nods, walking into the side of the frame.

“You know,” Ron mutters as the statue jumps aside to make way for the stairs. “It amazes me how much you know about the castle after only like six months, when I haven’t figured out half that in two and a half years.”

“I’m just nosy,” Ed fibs, leading the way up the steps. The moment they’re through the door he slams it closed, levitating the rat out of Ron’s shirt pocket with a flick of the wrist. “Can’t remember the last time a plan of mine didn’t go to shit,” he marvels over the surprised shouts of the trio, smirking at Remus. “One rat bastard, back from the dead, delivered free of charge.”

“Very funny,” Remus sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose and gesturing the kids to pipe down. “We can explain this, because I can tell Ed thought it was funnier to leave you in the dark.”

“It’s more that I needed a way to make sure the rat bastard doesn’t catch wind of what’s going on,” Ed argues, making said rat jerk in the air amidst panicked screeching. “None of these kids are good liars, much less under pressure. No offense, guys.”

“Stop torturing my pet!”

“No,” Ed deadpans, twirling the rat around in a quick circle with a wag of his finger for good measure. “I think he deserves more than that.”

“Ed,” Remus says with a long-suffering sigh. “Stop being a pain in the ass.”

“Spoilsport,” Ed mutters, flinging the rat down to the floor with a sharp move of his hand, a pudgy, twitchy man landing on the carpet with a resounding pop in its stead.

“Well,” Dumbledore says idly, having let everything unfold without comment. “It has been a while, Peter.”

Notes:

This chapter would have been longer, but I quite liked the place it ended, and so did my beta, so you get a short chapter and a sort of cliffhanger instead! It's plenty dense to make up for it though!

Chapter 21: The Sins We Bear (like tar so black)

Summary:

One dead man comes back to life, and Remus proves to be the best emotional support Werewolf Ed could ask for.

Notes:

I almost held this back until the 13th, for, you know, 1 year anniversary purposes. But I'm not that mean.

Chapter Text

[Friday, 28 January 1994, Headmaster’s Office]

 

Peter is less than Remus remembers.

“Who is that?” Ron croaks on Peter’s other side, vaguely green in the face. “And where’s my rat?”

“I’m afraid, Mr Weasley, that your rat was an unregistered Animagus by the name of Peter Pettigrew all along, thought to have died at the hands of one Sirius Black,” Albus says mildly, his blue eyes unusually hard as he regards the quivering man in their midst. “Evidently that was a misapprehension, what say you, Peter?”

“H-h-he tried!” It’s the first words he’s said since he transformed, and they, too, sound vaguely rattish. “I barely escaped with my life!”

“I don’t recall you being a very skilled duelist,” Remus says dryly, raising an eyebrow.

“W-well,” Peter falters. “I used the explosion to transform and flee—,”

“Oh, really?” Ed asks, his face suddenly blank as he seems to appear at Peter’s side, golden eyes predatory and judging. His left hand makes a motion like he’s tugging at a string, and from the tattered folds of Peter’s robes shoots his wand. Peter squeaks as Ed takes a step back, trying to grab for it. Ed’s whole demeanor has done a complete 180 from the lighthearted teasing he had put forth before and, briefly, Remus wonders where he had been hiding this side of him. “Prior Incantato.”

The tip of Peter’s wand explodes with a resounding bang, and Ed turns back to the dead man in their midst, eyebrows raised and voice mocking. “Oh, look at that, looks like your last spell was an explosion, actually. Maybe the one that blew up a whole street and killed a dozen civilians?” His eyes flash with something Remus can’t place. “No, silly me, you said that was Sirius Black, how could I forget?”

“This is a misunderstanding—,”

“Peter,” Remus says, voice shaking with barely contained rage at this charade. “If you were alive and innocent, whyever would you choose to spend over a decade as a rat, instead of seeking help?”

“I hid for good reason!” He squeaks, sweat beading at his brow. For a moment he looks like he wants to crawl towards the children in the room, but they all take a collective step back from him, discomfort clear on their pale faces. “He managed to escape Azkaban and break into Hogwarts, didn’t he? I could never be sure that I’d be safe if I came out of hiding!”

“I see, yes, I suppose you couldn’t trust me to keep you safe,” Albus agrees solemnly, nodding. “That is quite a shortcoming on my part.”

Peter flinches, stammering in an attempt to try and explain himself when suddenly Ed wraps his steel fingers around his left wrist, Peter’s wand disappearing into his cloak. His golden eyes are strangely flat, like he’s trying to mask his actual thoughts again. “Well, I’ve had quite enough of your pathetic whining, Pettigrew—,”

“Who do you brat even think you are!” Peter squeals in a remarkable show of foolhardy bravado. “Y-you’re probably in cahoots with-with He Who Must Not Be Named! Yes! That must be it! You’re—,” he cuts off with a yelp when Ed’s grip tightens, eyes narrowing. Remus almost moves forward to try and get his hands off of him. There is something about his demeanor that’s worrying him; this isn’t like Ed at all, even when he’s seen him angry he’s never looked so—

Suddenly Ed smiles, but it looks wrong on his face. “Yes, I suppose that is a possibility, isn’t it?” He tilts his head. “How about we both show our left arms and see if either of us is in cahoots with him, sound good?”

Peter gulps, pale eyes flitting around the room as if trying to find an escape route in spite of the literal iron grip Ed has on him. “Who knows what k-kind of Dark tricks and illusions your master taught you, huh? You’ve obviously been planning to frame me!” He turns to Remus, pleading. “Please, Remus, we’re friends, aren’t we? S-surely you don’t think—,”

“I think,” Remus says quietly. “That I’d like to see your left arm.”

Ed’s left hand is moving to the cuff of Peter’s scruffy sleeve when he decides to switch course, shaking like a leaf. He looks around at each of them in turn, breathing fast and shallow. “Y-you—, none of you know what it’s like to-to be targeted by him! What was I supposed to do? He was going to kill me!”

“And he killed Lily and James instead,” Remus spits, hands balled to fists tight enough his nails are drawing blood. “All of us, we all risked our lives every day, would have given our lives to protect you without a second thought or question, and you—,”

“I had no choice!”

The sound of breaking bones echoes on the heels of Peter’s words, accompanied by his scream of pain. Hermione lets out a startled yelp, her hands flying up to cover her mouth. Ed blinks, releasing his grip on Peter and idly flexing his metal fingers. He closes his eyes and breathes in deeply, once, seemingly trying to calm himself. “You’re pathetic.” The words are harsher for how blandly he says them. The disgust on his face is the first real emotion he’s shown since he forced Peter’s transformation.

Peter wails. “What do you know? You don’t know what—, the kind of things he could do—,”

“No, I suppose I don’t,” Ed says, gaze unseeing on his flexing metal fingers. “There are a lot of things I don’t know. Humans at their core are ignorant and insignificant in the grand scheme of things,” he moves his gaze to Peter, voice heavy. “None of us really matter. We live, and we die, and the world continues to spin in spite of it, unphased. That’s the Truth.”

There is a certain gravitas to the way he says truth, and his jaw tenses as he grabs Peter by the collar of his stained shirt, emotion bleeding into his voice and face. “You’re pathetic,” he repeats, like that, too, is an undeniable truth. “You betrayed your friends, people who trusted you with their lives and safety, to save your own disgusting hide. Fled the sinking ship like the rat you are, didn’t you? And then you have the nerve to kill twelve innocent people and frame your friend for it,” Ed grits his teeth, golden eyes alight with fury. “I’ve beaten people half to death for less.”

“Ed,” Remus intervenes, stepping forward and putting a hand on his shoulder. Their eyes meet before Ed turns back to Peter and lets out a low tsk, pushing him away.

“Let’s summarize the facts, shall we?” Ed is back to seeming composed, but there is a slight tremor in his hands that betrays his rage. “You spied on your friends and allies for Voldemort—,” something wicked, vindictive, flashes in his eyes at Peter’s flinch. “Then you talked them into making you their Secret Keeper knowing full well Voldemort was after them—,”

“It wasn’t my idea!”

“And the second the spell was cast,” Ed talks over him, a dangerous edge to his voice. “You ratted them out. Sirius Black, the only other person alive who knew it was you that must have betrayed them, confronted you, and you blew up a street full of civilians, cut off your own finger and fled into the sewers, framing him for it all,” Ed blinks once, slow and serpentine. “Did I miss anything?”

Peter huffs, still cradling his broken wrist to his chest, watery eyes twitching and teeth bared. “You talk a big game, don’t you, brat? You’re just like the rest of the gifted, the popular, the powerful. You act like you’re better but if it came down to it you would do the same.”

“I’m no saint,” Ed agrees, tilting his head as he casts a glance at the wrist he’d broken. “I’ve done things I’m not proud of. But I would never betray those I care about or hurt innocent people. You’re pathetic, and you should be glad that I’m not a Death Eater, because I heard they like to torture people to insanity for much less than being a sad piece of shit.”

“That’s rich,” Peter snarls, something cruel in his eyes. “Coming from the kid whose biggest fear is just that.”

Ed goes suddenly very, very still, thoughts visibly racing in his head. He looks at Harry, once, briefly, then focuses back on Peter. For a moment he reminds Remus of his Boggart, something in his eyes going off. “If you’re trying to piss me off,” he says with faux patience. “You’re doing a good job.”

“People like you are the worst,” Peter grins, edged with pain from his broken wrist. “Because unlike the rest of us, you convince yourselves that you’re always in the right. How righteous, breaking my wrist, isn’t it? How noble.”

Ed’s jaw twitches, and Remus sees the moment his self-control snaps. Before he can second-guess himself he moves forward, hand wrapping around his left arm. Ignoring Ed’s attempt to jerk out of his grasp he looks at Albus, posture stiff. “We aren’t needed here anymore, I assume. I trust you can handle the rest.”

For a moment Albus looks like he wants to deny his attempt to diffuse the situation, then he turns back to Peter. “Yes, I think the rest of you can leave for now. Although,” he meets Ed’s eyes. “I’d like to talk to you later, Edward, if you have the time.”

Ed grits his teeth. “Fine.”



They’ve barely made it down the stairs from Dumbledore’s office when Ed finally shakes off Remus’ grip, ignoring the questions from the trio of kids tumbling over each other. His blood is rushing in his ears like storm winds, and the phantom sensation of bones breaking under his steel fingers is pulsing up the nerve connections in his automail arm.

He’d gone into this whole confrontation firmly planning to keep his cool, but the moment he’d seen that pathetic excuse for a man he’d been reminded of another bastard and—

I haven’t dealt with Dark shit in weeks, he thinks, panic grabbing at his lungs as he jumps from one moving staircase to the next, unwilling to wait and give Remus a chance to catch up with him. Why the fuck is my temper so short?

He hadn’t noticed at first, the way his anger would flare at the smallest thing if he didn’t watch himself. It had started with punching Nott in the face, escalated at Malfoy Manor to a point he still doesn’t trust himself to go back to the restricted section of the library, and now—

Now he had broken Pettigrew’s wrist, unprovoked if he’s completely honest with himself, in front of a bunch of witnesses. And if Remus hadn’t intervened he isn’t sure he wouldn’t have escalated again.

What if Tucker was right? What if Dumbledore was right?

Truth, how much have I fucked up?

He’s been too complacent, taking his sweet time taking care of the stupid Horcruxes and enjoying the feeling of just being a teenager going to school and having friends. He needs to stop this, hurry up and get this mission over with and get back home.

None of this matters, none of it fucking matters, fuck not tipping people off, just hunt his pieces down and forget this world exists—

Stop getting attached, Fullmetal.

Ed doesn’t know how and when he made it to his dorm room, face pressed into his knees and fingers tangled into his hair in an attempt to ground himself with pain as he sits on his bed, and he doesn’t care.

“Ed?” He flinches at Remus’ voice, cursing him in every language he knows for having managed to follow him. The mattress dips where Remus sits down on his bed, and for a long while they are silent as Ed refuses to look at him. Eventually Remus hums. “I think he deserved worse than a broken wrist, personally.”

Gritting his teeth Ed raises his head to glare at him. “Stop lying to try and make me feel better.”

“I’m serious,” Remus says, shifting on the mattress to cross his legs. “Peter got two of my best and only friends killed, and got the third locked in one of the worst places imaginable for twelve years. Can you imagine sitting in Azkaban for that long for a crime you didn’t commit?” He shakes his head. “No, I think a broken wrist is the least he deserves, Ed.”

Ed rolls his eyes and looks away, saying nothing.

“I think your problem isn’t that you broke his wrist,” Remus says slowly. “I think it’s what you were gonna do before I stopped you.”

He tenses, betraying himself, and curses low under his breath. “I wasn’t going to—,”

“I know,” Remus agrees easily. “But you would have come close.”

They remain silent for a long while, the green light of the lake throwing shimmers over them. “I once met a man Pettigrew reminded me of, another State Alchemist,” he starts, licking his lips when he finds them dry from memory. “He specialized in fusing animals together, and had famously created one that was capable of human speech. He had a little daughter and a dog, and I’d play with them during research breaks,” Ed swallows. “One day I came to his place, and Nina and Alexander weren’t there anymore. There was another chimera that could speak though.”

Ed knows that wizards mean something else when they say chimera, but Remus knows he has a different mother tongue, and he hopes he’ll chalk it up to a hiccup in translation.

He thinks he does when Remus takes in a sharp breath. “Ed, what the fuck?”

A mirthless smirk comes to life on his face, eyes far away. “He did it for the fucking recognition. Said it was the only way to keep his title, the fucking bastard. And he had the gall to claim we’re the same, because—,” he grips his arms tighter, tastes bile on his tongue. “Because what’s the difference? We’ve both played with lives like we think we’re fucking gods,” he shifts, looking at his automail fingers and slowly clenches and unclenches them. “Tucker and I both thought the rules didn’t apply to us. Where’s the fucking difference, really?”

“Ed,” Remus’s voice is hard as he wraps firm but gentle fingers around his flesh arm. “You just wanted to get your mom back.”

“I tried to cheat death.”

“You were eleven, Ed. We don’t even let kids that age fly a broom unsupervised, let alone attempt Necromancy,” Remus uses his grip on him to make him meet his eyes, anger twisting the corners of his lips. “There is a difference between an orphan trying to get their parent back, and a rotten bastard like this Tucker performing experiments on his daughter. And there is a difference between you losing your temper and breaking someone’s wrist, and even wanting to beat the snot out of him — believe me, if you gave me five minutes alone in a room with him I would do the same and worse — and Peter betraying his friends, his family, to save his own sorry hide. You aren’t anything like Peter, or Tucker, or Bellatrix Lestrange, or Voldemort.

“Ed, if it wasn’t for you no one would have found out that Sirius is innocent. Peter would have never had to face justice for what he’s done. And who knows what he might have done to Harry if he thought it would benefit him down the line? Giving Peter a taste of the pain he’s caused others is nothing.”

“Dumbledore—,”

“If Albus gives you grief,” Remus says firmly. “Then I’ll tell him where to shove his opinion.”

Ed snorts, and can’t help breaking out into laughter at the mental image. “I’d love to see that.”

Remus smiles at him. “I mean it.”

“I believe you,” and the thing is, Ed does. It’s strange how Remus had become someone he trusted so implicitly, really, but he can’t make himself regret it. He sobers a little. “I still hate that I lost my temper like that,” he pauses and rephrases. “I never had a great temper, but I don’t get like that, usually. I’ll yell, and punch a guy, but this was—,” too calm, too cruel, too vindictive, too Dark. “Too cold.”

Remus hums. “There is nothing wrong, in principle, with that.”

“I think—,” Ed pauses with a frown, grappling with words. “I’m starting to think Dark Magic isn’t dangerous because it’s addictive, but because it makes it easier for all your worst qualities to come out, until you can’t remember how to keep them in check.”

For a long moment Remus doesn’t say anything. When he finally does his voice is hesitant. “Have you used any since—, since using it to save your life?”

“No,” Ed sighs, thinking of Herpo’s journal and Horcrux tucked away in his trunk, the latter behind a blood seal inside a box made of wood warding off evil. He’d have to touch the vile thing to try his array, almost done now, and he was dreading it. He wishes he could just throw Fiendfyre at it, or ask Harry where the stupid Chamber of Secrets is to use the dead Basilisk’s venom. But Truth had said that at minimum one Horcrux of Voldemort’s was inside a living being, and Ed wasn’t going to fling Killing Curses around just to have an easy way out. “But I wonder if that even matters.”

Remus hums, then shifts on the bed again, and suddenly there’s an arm wrapped around his shoulders. “Tell me something.”

Ed raises an eyebrow and looks at him. “What?”

He shrugs. “I don’t know, something about your home country, or a funny story.” Tell me something to get your mind off of things.

Not for the first time Ed wonders how they got to this point, and finds he doesn’t care. “Wanna hear about that time I tricked a corrupt government official into signing his ownership of a mining town over to me and got him fired?”

Remus grins, and looks younger than Ed has ever seen him. “Oh, that sounds amazing.”



Amelia stares at the cowering man before her, bound by transformation-negating magic rope. He, she dimly notes, is missing a finger. She blinks, and meets Dumbledore’s gaze. “I beg your pardon?”

Dumbledore’s smile is surprisingly grim. “This, Madam Bones, is Peter Pettigrew, miraculously alive and well.”

So she had heard him right, after all. “I see,” she straightens her monocle. “And how did this happen, exactly?”

“Well,” Dumbledore says, all too carefree for her liking. “I assume you’ve heard of our exchange student, Edward Elric?”

At her feet Peter Pettigrew whimpers. Amelia ignores him. “The one with the essays?” A nod. “I have.” Unlike some of her colleagues, she’d thought they were quite interesting, if slightly aggressive. “Why do you ask?”

“He found him,” Dumbledore says simply. “Edward has been interested in the case for a while, actually. Requested all articles on the matter, too. And,” at this Dumbledore looks at Pettigrew’s hand. “He realized that if Peter here had truly perished in the explosion, his finger would have not been left behind in quite such a pristine condition, nor would it have only been his finger.”

“Interesting deduction,” Amelia hums. “But quite flimsy.” Even if he ended up being right, that was entirely too lucky a guess, in her opinion.

“Well, that was just his starting point, I’m told,” Dumbledore taps the tips of his fingers together in thought. “I don’t know if you’re aware, but our current Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was childhood friends with both Peter and Sirius, and Edward asked him for his side of the story when he found out. I don’t quite know how he came to the conclusion, but he posits that Sirius and Peter switched places, and it was Peter who was the Potters’ true Secret Keeper. Are you following so far?”

“I—,” she blinks, bewildered. “But you said—,”

“It seems,” Dumbledore cuts her off. “That they preferred not to trust me, because from what Peter has said today, Edward was correct in his theory. He had been spying for Lord Voldemort for quite some time, and once he was made Secret Keeper for the Potter family immediately went and told him of their whereabouts. And when confronted by Sirius, the only one still alive who knew of the switch, he then faked his own death and fled the scene.”

“But how? The Aurors were there in an instant. And where has he been hiding all this time?”

Behind her the door opens, and she turns to see two people walk in. The teenager raises an eyebrow, pointedly ignoring Pettigrew as he holds out his left hand for her to shake. “Edward Elric, nice to meet you,” his grip is firm, and his gaze firmer still, golden in a way Amelia had never seen outside those with Veela blood. “As for your question, turns out the rat bastard is a literal rat.”

Amelia is bewildered, for once speechless. The man who had entered with Elric sighs, extending his own hand. “Remus Lupin, Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. What Ed meant to say is that Peter is an unregistered rat Animagus. That’s how he escaped and hid for the past twelve years.”

“I see,” Amelia says, shaking herself out of her stupor and turning to Elric. “I’m Amelia Bones, Head of Magical Law Enforcement.”

Elric hums, and it feels like she’s being scrutinized by a foreign delegate rather than a teenager. “At any rate,” he says at length, waving a careless hand at Pettigrew. “My friend’s pet rat was missing a toe in the same place that the rat bastard would be missing a finger, so after I asked R—, Professor Lupin if there was a chance that he’s an Animagus, it was easy to corral him here.”

She hums, looking at Elric more closely now. “Fascinating deductive work, Mr Elric. What would you have done if you were wrong?”

The kid shrugs. “Then I would have suspected a regular rat of being a dead man. It’s not like there was any harm in checking, was there?”

“I suppose not,” she lets her gaze glide over the room’s occupants, settling on Dumbledore. “And you have verified all this, and Pettigrew wasn’t just hiding from a murderer out of fear?”

“I have,” Dumbledore confirms, gaze flitting to Elric briefly. “I assume your department will issue a statement shortly?”

“If it all holds up,” she agrees. “You may all expect a summons for the trial, as witnesses.”

Elric crosses his arms, muttering something under his breath in a foreign language. He still had yet to look at Pettigrew, and his teacher was hovering close by his side, protective, it was just a question of whom. “Just make sure there isn’t a sewer grate for the rat to escape through, this time.”

“Ed,” Lupin sighs, sounding resigned.

“I’ll take my leave then,” Amelia says, choosing to ignore the questioning of her safety measures and drawing her wand, pointing it at Pettigrew. She was not looking forward to this. “Oh, and Mr Elric?”

“Yeah?” He had raised an eyebrow at her, looking quite bored with the entire conversation. It wasn’t difficult to reconcile the boy before her with his writing at all.

“Will there be a third essay? The other two were quite enjoyable.”

Elric blinks in surprise, then grins. “Just finishing up the sources.”

“I’m looking forward to it,” she says, bidding them a curt farewell as she marches Pettigrew into the green flames of Dumbledore’s fireplace.

 

And then there were three.

Ed clears his throat, turning to Dumbledore with an expectant eyebrow raised. “You wanted to talk.”

For a moment Dumbledore looks from him to Remus, seemingly debating whether to request him to leave and deciding against it. “Yes. I do not condone the infliction of injuries at my school, Edward.”

He twitches, crossing his arms. “That was my bad, yes. My apologies, Professor.”

Dumbledore hums. “I think one week’s worth of afternoon detention with Madam Pomfrey in the Hospital Wing should suffice.”

“Alright, that’s fair,” he pauses. “Was that all, Professor?”

“No, it wasn’t,” he looks at Remus again briefly, then sighs. “I must apologize too. Again, I’m sorry I doubted you when you looked into the Black case. It seems I was wrong, you did find things that trained Aurors did not.”

Remus coughs, but doesn’t say anything when Dumbledore raises an inquisitive eyebrow at him. Ed jumps in before he can ask. “Thank you. For what it’s worth I didn’t set out to uncover a whole conspiracy like that.” Again.

For a brief moment Ed has hope that this was it, but things rarely are that easy for him. “Edward, I admit I was wrong about you in many ways, and I truly regret that. However, there are still some things I’d like to ask you, if I may.”

“You can ask,” Ed says, not averting his eyes. “But that doesn’t mean I’ll answer.”

Dumbledore tilts his head in acquiescence, waving a hand at the free chairs in his office, inviting them to sit. “Fair enough.” The man taps his fingers together for a moment, seemingly wondering what to ask first. That doesn’t fill Ed with confidence. “The first time you went into the restricted section, you read a book by an old friend of mine, on immortality. Any particular reason?”

“It sounded interesting,” Ed shrugs, slouching slightly in the uncomfortable chair. “But turned out to be quite boring.”

“And the reason you read it had nothing to do with the fact that Nicolas Flamel is the only known person to have created a Philosopher’s Stone, by chance?”

Ed’s blood runs cold. “What?”

“You didn’t know?” More tapping of his fingers. “Harry and his friends found out during their first year.”

His thoughts are racing. Someone in this world had created a Philosopher’s Stone? Did it still exist? Where is the guy’s research? No one in this place had ever heard of a code, is this information just available to whoever the fuck finds the guy’s journal? If a couple eleven year olds can just stumble over Flamel then—, wait. “You said they found out during their first year. The year Voldemort tried to kill Harry, again?”

Dumbledore looks genuinely surprised. “Yes.”

Ed grips his arms with iron fingers. “Does that mean you were keeping a Philosopher’s Stone in a fucking school? Is that why he came here, to get it?”

“You know, Edward,” Dumbledore says blithely. “You come to the most improbable yet correct conclusions. Yes, Voldemort tried to steal the stone and use it to regain his body.”

“I’ll take a guess and say that he failed, or else you’d have another war on your hands already, and you wouldn’t be this calm.” Small mercies. “Is the stone safe?”

Dumbledore scrutinizes him for a long moment. “It was destroyed.”

“That’s only good news if Flamel got rid of his research, too,” Ed bites out, the possibility of Voldemort or anyone getting their hands on this information too terrible to care about being cagey. “And if no one can get the info out of his brain.”

Tap, tap, tap. “My friend Nicolas took the manner of creating a stone to his grave.”

Relief washes over Ed, bone-deep. “Thank fuck.”

“Ed?” Remus is leaning over to him with a frown. “Your reaction is,” he pauses. “Curious.”

“Something like that shouldn’t exist, much less where someone like Voldemort could get his hands on it,” he looks at Dumbledore again. “Did Flamel ever tell you anything about how to make a stone?”

“Only that he deeply regrets making it,” Dumbledore frowns at him. “Why?”

“Good, he should keep regretting it in the afterlife,” Ed spits out.

Remus touches his shoulder and waits for him to meet his eyes before he speaks. “Ed, you sound like you know what goes into making one.”

Fuck. Ed takes a deep breath, trying to calm his rapid heartbeat and racing thoughts. He could lie, should lie, because nothing good comes from sharing this. But not being forthcoming would get Dumbledore on his case again in an instant, and he’s getting tired of it. He licks his lips. “I do. Philosopher’s Stones are made of the souls and lives of living people, dozens of them for a single stone,” he swallows. “The man who told me called it the devil’s research, and he’s right. It’s vile.”

“Who told you,” Dumbledore doesn’t ask, he demands the information, and Ed almost smiles.

“A dead man,” Ed shrugs. “He can’t tell anyone.” In this world, anyways. “Did you want to ask anything else, Professor?”

“Ed,” Remus starts. “You can’t just say something like that and then change the topic.”

“I’m not saying more on the topic, so we either change it or reach an impasse,” he shrugs again, leaning back into the uncomfortable chair and meeting Dumbledore’s gaze, defiant. “Your choice.”

Dumbledore hums. “Do you know how to make a stone?”

“I told you that I’m not saying more on this topic, didn’t I,” it’s a rhetorical question, and answer enough. Beside him Remus takes in a hissing breath. “Next question.”

“Is the Dark Magic you’ve used,” he starts, pale blue gaze unwavering. “Creating a Philosopher’s Stone, then?”

“No,” Ed replies, tilting his head. “It was Necromancy when I was eleven, trying to revive my mother. Cost me an arm and a leg. Is that all?”

For a moment Ed thinks Dumbledore is going to call Amelia Bones back to his office and have her arrest him, but he seems to come to a different conclusion. “Yes, that is all, Edward. Thank you for your candor.”

“Great!” Jumping to his feet Ed claps his hands, once, then takes a glance at his pocket watch. “I’m off to lunch.”

Remus sighs, looking kind of done with the day. “I… will check how much Severus deviated from my lesson plan this time around, I guess.”

“He didn’t,” Ed calls over his shoulder, door open and tilting his head with a smirk. “I think he’s frustrated no one seems to have taken his hint, from last time, so he’s given up.”

“Small mercies,” his friend says dryly, and follows him out. They are quiet until the pathway to the staircase is sealed by the statue again, then Remus holds him back, green eyes searching. “Do I want to know why you know how to make a Philosopher’s Stone, Ed?”

He shrugs, scratching his cheek idly. “It was my original idea for getting my brother’s body back, but, well, I don’t much care for the cost, if you get my drift.”

Remus nods grimly. “And you’re sure that information is safe from… unsavory individuals?”

“Considering Dumbledore didn’t manage to breach my mind when I didn’t expect it,” he says dryly. “I doubt someone will manage when I do expect it.”

“Legilimency isn’t the only way to pry information from someone.”

“Don’t worry yourself on my behalf, Remus,” Ed grins, but it’s mirthless. “I'm more resilient than I look.” At the pallor of his face he rolls his eyes. “Voldemort would have to get his hands on me first, and that’s easier said than done. Now,” he smirks. “Why don’t you go and see if your old pal Padfoot isn’t hiding out in the Shrieking Shack, and let him know that he’ll be a free man soon?”

“You know, I’d almost think you wanted to get rid of me.”

Ed snorts. “Honest? I’m just hungry as hell. We skipped breakfast for this.”

The corners of Remus’ mouth twitch. “Fair enough,” he sombers again. “You know I’ll help you with anything. You just need to ask.”

“I know. Thank you.”

And he means it.

Chapter 22: Business as Usual (whatever that means)

Summary:

Now that the plot is done with, surely Ed catches a break? Right?

Featuring: The Dogfather

Chapter Text

[Friday, 28 January 1994, Shrieking Shack]

 

Time has been strange for Sirius.

He knows, from looking at newspapers, that he had been in Azkaban for twelve years, but it feels both longer and shorter than that. The way the prison works is insidious, with sunlight unable to break through the unnatural clouds the Dementors conjure where they congregate in large numbers. The Dementors, too, make time move strangely, never close enough to make you faint, but never straying far enough away to let you catch a breath.

You end up stuck in an endless circle of reliving all the worst moments of your life like ghosts flitting across your sight, overlapping with the reality of polished black stone and damp cold and the screams of inmates gone mad.

(his cousin’s cackling haunts his nightmares more than the freezing rot of Dementors’ fingers)

It doesn’t help his disorientation that even Hogwarts seems stranger than he remembers.

He’s seen students mingle with Slytherins of all people — no he wasn’t biased, it was just common sense to be wary of snakes. He’s overheard students talk about inter-House common room parties. Supposedly there’s a Werewolf student who isn’t hiding his condition. There’s an exchange student from overseas. Slytherins and Gryffindors aren’t feuding — the new generation is truly disappointing.

But the truly strangest development has to be the pets.

The cat, Crookshanks, was, admittedly, a great help, trying to catch Peter for him and keeping him company. There is nothing quite like a purring fluffball cuddling up to you to keep nightmares at bay.

Harry’s owl Hedwig told him tidbits of his godson’s life that he has missed out on, and it’s bittersweet. On one hand he’s glad Harry seems to have good friends, but Sirius isn’t exactly happy about the fact that Voldemort tried to kill him again. Twice. Or that he’s friends with a Slytherin. He must have gotten Lily’s savior complex. Or maybe James’ lack of common sense.

(he knows he’s none to talk)

Then there’s the snake — a literal one, this time. Sirius isn’t exactly well-versed in reptile species, but this particular snake not only looked odd, but also seemed far too intelligent for a regular snake. He wasn’t an Animagus, Sirius had asked him — perks of an animal form — but he had been quite cryptic about what he was, almost like he was making a game of it.

(Sirius always knew there was a reason he disliked snakes)

From what he’s gathered, all their respective owners are friends, and both Hedwig and Roy — weird name for a snake, that — had agreed to try and get a hold of Peter, but had had no more luck than Crookshanks.

“I could talk to Harry or Ed,” the snake had offered, though Sirius still didn’t really buy that either of them could truly speak parseltongue. And he didn’t quite trust the snake, so sue him.

At any rate, Sirius was getting impatient.

Pacing up and down the main room of the Shrieking Shack he wonders what to do next. Crookshanks had offered to try and get him the password for Gryffindor tower, but it was questionable that he’d succeed in the endeavor. Hedwig couldn’t do much, being an owl, unless he needed help clawing out someone’s eyes, he supposes. And Roy—

Well, he’d been annoyed at his reticence, and told him to get back to him when he’s gotten over his hangups.

Git.

“A Knut for your thoughts.” Sirius whirls around, heart in his throat.

Remus is leaning in the doorway, arms crossed and one eyebrow raised, expectant. He looks older than Sirius remembers, but then again, everyone likely looks older than he remembers.

(except for Lily and James, they’d never get to grow old and gray—)

“Uh.”

“Eloquent as always,” Remus deadpans. “I take it you didn’t charm yourself out of Azkaban, then.”

Swallowing his nerves Sirius raises his hands in a show of surrender. “Listen, I know what you must be thinking—,”

“Oh, do you, now?” Remus tilts his head innocently, something that rarely worked to convince anyone. He’s surprisingly calm, and Sirius wonders hysterically why he hasn’t drawn his wand yet. “I doubt it, actually.”

“Remus, I swear I didn’t betray Lily and James—,”

“Oh, I know,” Remus says blithely, shrugging his shoulders. “Peter’s been caught and is with Magical Law Enforcement, awaiting trial. I assume the ministry will issue your pardon soon,” he lets his gaze wander over the walls, green gaze lingering on where wallpaper had been peeled back to reveal claw marks close to the ceiling. “I’m here to get your ass to the castle, actually.”

Sirius gapes. “... what?”

A smirk spreads on his friend’s face, showing teeth. “Oh, you won’t believe the kind of shit that’s been happening this year.”

Sirius listens, gobsmacked, as Remus recounts the exploits of one Edward Elric, resident exchange student and Slytherin. From pranks to inter-House unity to antagonizing Dumbledore to catching Peter and proving Sirius’ innocence. He tells him about the Werewolf rumors, sounding far too entertained by the entire thing, and the now infamous essays making their rounds in the ministry.

“I gotta be honest,” Remus says, laughter in his voice as Sirius sinks down on a worn-down armchair, shellshocked. “If I didn’t know better I’d almost think you had a kid right out of high school.”

Sirius blinks. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“You know exactly what I mean.”

“No kid of mine would be in Slytherin,” he pauses, considers. “Also I don’t even want bio kids.”

“Good to know that some things never change,” Remus says dryly. “Now get a grip, turn into a good dog and let’s go. You look like you need a shower and a good night’s sleep.”

For the first time in over a decade Sirius feels his lips twitch into the ghost of a smile. “Git.” The word sounds entirely too fond.

“Dumbass,” Remus says, not missing a beat.




“Sooo,” Blaise drawls, sitting down beside Ed and leaning against him. “Where have you been all day, honeypie?”

Ed stares at him for a long moment, unblinking, then turns back to his curry. “Been uncovering a conspiracy.”

Across from him Pansy and Draco sit down, seemingly trying to gauge whether he’s pulling their legs and coming out of the trial undecided. Pansy raises her eyebrows. “What?”

He takes care to chew slowly, leaving them hanging, before he swallows and hums. “Found out a dead man was actually alive, had a nice chat with Magical Law Enforcement about it. Actually,” he tilts his head. “You know, if I had a Sickle for every time I met someone who faked their own death I’d have two Sickles, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.”

“I never know when you’re being serious or not,” Draco sighs, getting himself a big helping of mashed potatoes.

“Oh, I’m serious,” Ed shrugs, blocking Blaise’s attempt to steal a piece of chicken from his plate. “Turns out Peter Pettigrew is alive and kicking and framed Sirius Black. Spent all morning telling the same story over and over,” he points at the head table with his fork. “Hence Dumbledore and R—, Lupin being gone.”

“What,” Draco says, toneless.

Pansy’s eyes twinkle. “Were you just going to call our teacher by his first name, Eddy?”

Ed stares at her for a long moment, then sighs. “What about it?”

Blaise leans his head on his shoulder, all mischievous smirk and sharp eyes. “Another soulmate you forgot to tell me about, by chance?”

He rolls his eyes, pushing him off and ignoring his snickers. “Can’t help being charming, sweet potato. No, seriously,” he says. “We’re friends, I don’t care if it’s weird.”

“No,” Pansy giggles, picking up her glass of water. “You don’t seem to care about that sort of thing.”

“This is the weirdest year we’ve had yet,” Draco sighs, stuffing a spoonful of mashed potatoes in his mouth. “And we’ve had a murder snake loose in the halls.”

“And it’s barely February,” Blaise says, delighted, and steals a tomato off Pansy’s plate.




[Saturday, 29 January 1994, Great Hall]

 

“This rune means thirst, not thespian,” Ed sighs as he does his best to write the runes in question legibly, for once, Padma frowning. “This stroke is longer.”

“This is stupid,” she grouses, blowing a dark strand of hair out of her face.

“It is,” Ed agrees with a shrug, going back to work on his own homework for Ancient Runes. “At least we don’t have to go through the differences of nigredo and the two different meanings of vitriol. Small mercies.”

Hermione looks up, brows pinched. “Huh?”

“Oh,” he says distractedly, leafing through the dictionary to make sure he got the case right. “They’re used as shorthand in alchemy, instead of the proper words, and the runes are very similar,” he looks back up. “Hey, you got dative or genitive for number 49?”

“Dative,” she says, still looking a little put off by something. “Tense for 63?”

“Past perfect,” he compares the runes for dative and genitive again, sighing as he corrects his answer. “This is more busywork than anything.”

“Welcome to homework,” Dean Thomas snorts, looking torn between staying wary of Ed and wanting help. “Can you check over my star chart?”

Ed blinks. “Huh? Oh, sure,” taking the parchment from the other boy, he looks it over, correcting a small mistake before handing it back. “Got the symbol for mercury wrong.”

“Drat,” Dean sighs, tugging the chart away before pulling out his Divination homework. “Ugh.”

Snorting, Ed finishes off his translations for Ancient Runes before flipping to the section on Common Poisons in their Potions textbook. “You know, for someone who always looks ten seconds away from jinxing us, Snape seems eager to spend loads of time on correcting our essays.”

“I’m convinced he just grades them depending on whose name is at the top,” Draco drawls, writing what looks like the final paragraph for his Charms essay. “There is no way he reads them all.”

“Imagine reading essays about the same topic 40 times in a row,” Ron shudders. “Couldn’t be me.”

Ed exchanges an incredulous look with Hermione, but neither chooses to comment on the fact that Draco and Ron spoke without insulting each other or their parents. Looking back down at the textbook he checks how long the section they got assigned is before deciding to do it over dinner. A quick glance at his watch shows he’s supposed to be at Quidditch practice in an hour anyways, so he might as well get his stuff back to the dorms and fetch himself a snack from the kitchens.

He gets up, gathering his things into a disorderly pile and stuffing it in the bag he’d finally caved and bought. “I’m off, see you guys around.”

There is a disorganized chorus of goodbyes as he makes his way towards the Entrance Hall, his steps echoing unevenly off the high ceiling. By the time he’s turning the corner towards the stairs leading into the dungeons the sound of three pairs of hurried footsteps is following him, and he ducks into the shadows of an alcove. He waits, smirking, and watches the trio rush past his hiding spot like headless chickens.

Stepping out of the alcove he clears his throat. “Looking for something?”

The three of them flinch like he’s Snape catching them red handed hiding dung bombs in his office, whirling around.

“Uh, Ed, hi,” Hermione squeaks, coughing into her hand. “Fancy meeting you here—,”

“Please never get a job as an Unspeakable, you’d suck ass,” he deadpans, closing the space between them with a few quick steps. “I’ve seen toddlers lie better than you.”

“Asshole,” Ron mutters, and Ed can’t help rolling his eyes.

“It is known.” He looks at them for a moment, then waves them to follow him. “Let’s talk somewhere less damp.”

Harry blinks, following him like a duckling. “Wait, what?”

“Would you rather interrogate me in the hallway,” Ed says, rolling his eyes again. “Or sit on a couch?”

“You’re just… inviting us into your common room?”

“Not like it’s the first fucking time, Ron.” As he walks them down the uniform hallways of the dungeons it doesn’t escape him when they mutter about Polyjuice Potion and couldn’t he transfer last year, and he isn’t even surprised. “Felix Felicis,” he says when they reach the correct wall, waiting as the bricks move apart to reveal the now familiar green common room. “I’m just gonna put my stuff in my room, make yourselves comfortable, or whatever.”

Ed throws his book bag on the foot of the bed, watching as Roy rouses from his nap in a green lightbeam. “Hey, buddy, wanna come with?”

The snake tilts his head as if in thought, then uncurls and slithers towards him, gliding up his arm to settle around his neck, going back to sleep.

Ed snorts, walking back to the common room and smirking at how uncomfortable the trio looks on the emerald velvet sofa, the few Slytherins that are present eyeing them warily. “Okay,” he sighs, plopping himself down in an armchair and draping his legs over one of the armrests. “Shoot.”

The three exchange a look, gesturing at each other to be the one to breach the topic. In the end Hermione lets out a low sound of frustration and throws her hands up, fixing Ed with a glare. “Explain yesterday.”

He raises an eyebrow. “Yesterday refers to the day before today. If you need more definitions, maybe go to the library and get a dictionary.”

“You know what she meant,” Ron snarls. “Stop being a smartass.”

“I’m smart and an ass, though?” He watches with some childish glee as all three bury their heads in their hands and groan, absentmindedly scratching Roy’s head. “Fine. What exactly do you wanna know? I thought it was all pretty clear.”

“You storm into our bedroom, ask for the map, run up to us at breakfast, tell me to lie to Ron and Hermione because you don’t wanna cause a panic over Sirius Black, and then turn Ron’s pet rat into a dead man,” Harry counts off on his fingers, glaring at him over the rim of his glasses. “I’m not going to start on the broken wrist and all the other weird shit, because at this point that’s to be expected with you. But, like, what the fuck?”

“Oh, right, the map,” Ed says, electing to ignore everything else as he takes it out of one of his cloak pockets and hands it over. “Forgot to give it back. Thanks again.”

“Ed,” Hermione says, long-suffering.

Humming, Ed leans back to rest his head against the armrest and stare at the high ceiling. “Okay, where do I start? Uh, so, all the investigative stuff isn’t really relevant, I basically just figured out that Peter Pettigrew framed Sirius Black for ratting out your parents and killing all those civilians, then faked his own death. R—, Lupin confirmed that your dad and those two were Animagi that never got registered with the ministry, so from there I kinda suspected Ron’s rat. Following so far?”

“How,” Ron says blandly. “Did you figure out all that?”

“The same way you found a hidden murder chamber in the sewers,” he responds just as blandly. “Anyways, I remembered the map, cashed in my favor, verified that Ron has been sleeping with a grown man for three years — my condolences, by the way — and set the rat bastard up. Easy,” he tilts his head to stare at them. “Is that all? I’d like to grab a bite to eat before practice.”

“None of this made any sense,” Hermione argues. “How did no one figure this out before? You’re just a kid.”

“I’m older than you,” he rolls his eyes. “How did you figure out what’s inside the Chamber of Secrets and where it is?”

Hermione frowns in confusion. “The clues were there—,”

“Exactly,” he agrees. “The clues are there if you are willing to look. Dumbledore verified Black as the Secret Keeper and they seemingly caught him red-handed. It was the day after Voldemort fell, and they just wanted that whole chapter over with, so they patted themselves on the backs for a job well done and threw away the key. Case closed, let’s grab a donut.”

“I… guess that makes sense,” they all look at Ron in surprise, and he flushes, shrugging. “I mean, it’s kinda like what happened with Hagrid, right? He was already a great scapegoat, and had a dangerous pet they could pin Myrtle’s death on, and who was going to argue with model student Tom Riddle, right?”

Ed narrows his eyes, sitting up. “What’s this about Hagrid?” And Riddle, he doesn’t say.

The three exchange yet another look, and the entire Black case seems forgotten as Hermione pinches the bridge of her nose with a sigh. “So, the chamber was opened before, fifty years ago.”

“Okay.”

“And back then one girl died, now haunting the first floor girls’ bathroom where she died.”

“The fuck?”

“And Tom Riddle,” Harry picks up. “Or, well, Voldemort, framed Hagrid and his pet Acromantula Aragog for her death, and he got expelled, while Voldemort got an award and shit.”

“Can you stop saying his name?” Ron hisses, jabbing him in the side with his elbow.

“Alright,” Ed says, getting up with his mind reeling. “I needed a new project anyways.”

“Well done,” Daphne sighs across the common room. “You spawned another essay.”

“And another investigation into ministry incompetence,” Ed adds, ducking out of the way of a pillow thrown by Vincent. “Boo.”




[Sunday, 30 January 1994, Sirius Black’s Room]

 

Sirius is pacing up and down the room Dumbledore had provided for him, feeling awkward. Remus had loaned him some of his clothes, and while he loves him to bits, his style had always been distinctly middle-aged Harvard professor while Sirius preferred to look more no one wants their daughter to date him. Though a potato sack would be a markable upgrade from his prison rags, and he never thought a shower could feel this amazing.

Still, elbow patches?

“Can you stop pacing, Sirius?”

“No,” he growls, some of the dog bleeding into his voice. “I’m nervous, okay?”

Remus rolls his eyes, flipping a page in the Daily Prophet as he sits in one of the armchairs by the fireplace. “You’ll be fine.”

“Until two days ago he thought I had gotten his parents killed—,”

“And now he knows you didn’t,” he throws him another glance over the newspaper. “Just make sure not to make an ass of yourself.”

Sirius stops in his tracks, affronted. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Sirius, you are many things, but tactful isn’t one of them.”

He frowns. “Is this about that Slytherin kid?”

“His name’s Ed, and he’s the reason you are even here, so,” another pointed look. “I reiterate, don’t make an ass of yourself.”

Before Sirius can respond there is a hesitant knock at the door and he freezes, turning between the door and Remus in panic. He waves at it, giving his oldest friend a wide-eyed look. With a roll of his eyes Remus folds the newspaper and hollers a come in while giving him a look that screams you are pathetic.

Sirius takes great offense to that.

The door opens, and he turns, heart in his throat. He recognizes Harry immediately because Merlin’s beard he looks like a carbon copy of James (except the eyes, fuck those eyes—). The boy that follows him must be one of Molly and Arthur’s lot, the red hair is distinct, after all, and the girl should then be Crookshanks’ owner. His gaze flits to the fourth kid, and—

He points. “You?”

The Slytherin kid raises an eyebrow, slapping his finger aside, undaunted. “Nice to see your human face for once, Padfoot. Seriously, you can turn into a dog and still manage to be suspicious, loser.”

Harry perks up at that. “Padfoot? Like on the map?”

“Hm? Oh, yeah,” the Slytherin kid — Ed, whatever — points at Sirius. “He’s Padfoot, cos dog. Your dad was Prongs, cos stag, Pettigrew is Wormtail since he’s a rat bastard, and Remus is Moony, because he isn’t right in the head.”

Sirius pauses at that, looking at Ed more closely.

Sure, Remus had told him that the kid had figured him out and was fine with it, but it’s still something else entirely to see a pureblooded Slytherin so easily hide Remus’ condition like that. And, yes, this Ed kid had gone to great lengths to prove Sirius’ innocence and find Peter, not to mention the essays — Remus had given him his copies to read and, like, what the fuck is this kid?

But Sirius had once believed his little brother to be a good kid, too, and look where that got them. Maybe it’s prejudiced, but Sirius has never met a single Slytherin who wouldn’t turn their back on others if it benefited them.

(Peter had been a hatstall between Slytherin and Gryffindor, after all—)

So, yeah, he’s wary of this pureblooded snake that speaks parsel and seems too smart and kind and good to be true. But who can blame him, really?

“I don’t appreciate the snark, Ed,” Remus’ deadpan response cuts him out of his reverie, and he watches as Ed rolls his eyes and sticks his tongue out at Remus.

“You are a terrible liar, has anyone ever told you that?”

“Yes,” Remus sighs, and decides to throw him to the proverbial wolves as he flips the newspaper back open and continues reading it. Or, knowing him, pretending to read and laughing behind the cover, the asshole.

Someone clears his throat, and when Sirius checks Ed has crossed his arms and is giving him a meaningful look towards Harry, like the kid needs to tell him that he should talk to his own godson, the git.

“So,” Harry says, dragging out the vowel. “You’re… my godfather?”

“Uh, yeah,” he says awkwardly, scratching his face. Ed rolls his eyes and walks over to sit down across from Remus, who hands him the pages he’d already read without a word. These two were so weird. “I know this… must be a lot for you to take in, Harry.”

“Well, Ed kinda gave me the cliffnotes already?” Harry is shifting his weight, exchanging glances with his two friends. “Uh, so, if you’re my godfather, that means that… my parents wanted me to live with you, right?”

Sirius blinks in surprise. “Yeah, although I know you live with your aunt and uncle right now, right? I get it if you prefer that—,”

“NO!” Harry’s outburst startles him, and both Ed and Remus have perked up while Harry’s friends shift closer to him with grim expressions. “Just… they aren’t very… nice, you know? I’d rather stay with you, if I can.”

“You don’t even know me.”

“I mean,” Harry shrugs. “My parents chose you as my guardian over my aunt and uncle, that says enough, if you ask me.”

Ed snorts into the newspaper, grunting when Remus kicks his leg. Clearing his throat Sirius shuffles his feet. “If you’re sure… once the whole exoneration thing is done and I have found a place to stay, I, uh, I can talk to Dumbledore about it. If you’re really sure.”

Harry nods, green eyes earnest and happy. “I am. Sure, I mean. I’m sure.”

“Okay.”

“Okay.”

They stare at each other for a long moment, unsure what to do, when there’s hissing and Harry flushes, turning to Ed and hissing something back. The kid looks unrepentant, flipping Harry the bird. This time he blocks Remus’ kick and catches his leg between both of his.

(he really needs to get to the bottom of their weird relationship, what the fuck is this nonsense)

Harry clears his throat. “Uh, can I… hug you?”

He raises an eyebrow. “Did he suggest that?”

“If you want to call it a suggestion,” Harry says dryly, lips twitching into half a smile.

Sirius smiles too, though it’s even more pathetic than Harry's. “Yeah, you don’t have to ask, kid.”

And as he enjoys the feeling of finally getting to hug his godson, he doesn’t miss Harry’s friends walk over to Ed and mutter about him being a dick.

At least Sirius isn’t alone in his assessment.




[Monday, 31 January 1994, Hospital Wing]

 

Poppy, as a general rule, prefers not to see students. Mostly because it means they are safe and sound and not getting into mischief.

Well, that isn’t really fair, she supposes. It’s fine when all they have is the flu or a broken bone from Quidditch practice. Normal things. She doesn’t appreciate taking care of students suffering panic attacks and getting mauled by Hippogriffs or facing off against Basilisks. She had enough of this nonsense during the war, and took this job for a reason.

But do the students appreciate it? No, of course not. They go and face off against Dark Wizards and ancient murder snakes and what have you.

Brats.

There is a knock at her office door and she sighs. “Come in.”

Edward Elric, quickly overtaking Harry Potter in the what on Earth was he thinking department, enters her office with the same bored countenance he always seems to have around authority figures, closing the door quietly behind himself. “Afternoon, I’m here for detention.”

“Yes, I’ve been expecting you,” she says, getting up from her chair and wondering what she is supposed to do with him for a whole week. “You will start off with taking inventory of my stock and filling out the order forms for things we are running low of. Questions?”

He blinks once, then shrugs. “Alright.”

She hands him the clipboard with the necessary forms and watches as he quickly leaves through them, lips moving silently as he skims her writing. Clearing her throat she motions him to follow her. “I’ll unlock the medicine cabinet for you. Naturally I will search your person after you are done.”

“Got many thieves looking for a high?”

Poppy wants to sigh but refrains. “Not usually, but things still go missing from time to time.”

Edward hums, then suddenly exclaims. “Oh, damn,” she turns just in time to watch him slap his forehead with his left — flesh — hand. “I never told you. I used some of your Drowsiness Draught after my match with Harry because we couldn’t sleep. I’m sorry.”

She blinks, turning fully towards him. “I beg your pardon?”

“Yeah, I broke into your stash, I’m sorry about that,” he sounds actually contrite, rubbing the back of his neck and slightly bowing his head.

More blinking. “There were no signs of a break in, Mr Elric.”

He stiffens. “Uh—,”

“Would you,” she interrupts him. “Show me how you did it?”

Edward fidgets. “If you’re worried about others doing it, I doubt it.”

“And why is that, Mr Elric?”

“I used alchemy,” he admits, like he isn’t talking about a nearly-dead form of magic. “I’ve read the books on it in the library and, no offense, but nothing in there would teach a student how to break into your medicine cabinet.”

Poppy isn’t sure she heard him right. “You read… every book on alchemy in the library?”

He shrugs. “Yes?”

“And remember it all?

“Yes?”

“What else did you read?”

Edward frowns at her, apparently confused at her line of questioning. “In the regular part? Uh… everything on alchemy, Defense Against the Dark Arts, anything about curses I could find, every rune dictionary… oh, and the whole Potions section,” another shrug. “I’m going through the Transfiguration section next. Why?”

Poppy doesn’t respond immediately, instead turning to walk the rest of the way to her medicine cabinet and dismissing her wards with a wave of her wand, opening the doors to take out several different vials. “Put the clipboard aside for now, Mr Elric. I’d like to test you.”

“Uh, alright?” He puts the clipboard down on a nightstand and watches her warily. “Test me on what, exactly?”

“Your claims,” she responds simply and holds out the first vial. “What is this?”

Edward eyes her for a moment, before he takes the unlabeled vial from her and removes the stopper, carefully waving some of the air over it towards his face. She takes note of that — not many take the safety guidelines Severus tells them about in Potions class to heart. He hums, putting the stopper back in and looking at the liquid inside as he swishes it carefully. “Is this a Blood-Replenishing Potion?”

“... correct,” she says, putting it back in the cabinet and considering which to test him on next. “Here.”

He makes a face at the scent of the potion, quickly stoppering the vial again and holding it out without checking the color as he had done before. “Oof, I pray I never get hit with the Conjunctivitis Curse, this stuff smells vile.”

“Correct again,” she looks at him for a moment. That potion was sixth year material, and she takes stock of what else she has that isn’t labeled, finally settling on a mostly empty bottle filled with liquid the color of his tie. “Last one, Mr Elric.”

“I still don’t know why you’re doing this,” he mutters, but takes the bottle. “I—,” he stops and frowns, taking another careful whiff. He looks at her with a frown. “This is a NEWT level potion.”

“It is,” she agrees. “And what exactly?”

He doesn’t answer, and simply stares at the pathetic little they have left of the Mandrake Potion. “How many exactly got petrified by that Basilisk last year?”

“You’re quite sharp,” she compliments, slowly putting the vials back in her cabinet. “Six, including a ghost and a cat.”

“Shit,” he hisses, and she doesn’t bother correcting his language. It has become a well-known fact that he is resistant to learning what he doesn’t care to be taught.

“That surgery of yours,” she hedges, waving a hand at his prosthetic limbs hidden by layers of clothing. “You said you had to be conscious for it, unmedicated?”

He grimaces. “Yes.”

Poppy hums. “Has that traumatized you?”

Edward raises an eyebrow, almost offended. “Traumatized me how?”

“Are you afraid of hospitals? Needles, blood, injury and sickness? Do you have a distrust of medical personnel?”

“No?” He has gone from offended to confused. “Why would it?”

“I hear you might want to be a Cursebreaker once you graduate,” she says instead of answering him. “And I won’t presume to know whether you would be good at it or not. And it takes a certain… character to deal with these sorts of things, but it might be worth considering, with a mind like yours.”

He takes a moment to catch the meaning of her words, and he snorts. “It takes more than smarts to be a doctor.”

“Correct,” she agrees. “But I did not mean your smarts, Mr Elric. Now,” she motions towards the clipboard. “Get to work, if you would.”




[Thursday, 03 February 1994, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom]

 

Harry has his Firebolt back.

“I was right,” Hermione says, taking out her textbook as he keeps stroking the broomstick like it’s a priceless artifact. “Sirius did send it.”

“But he didn’t jinx it,” Ron argues, staring at the broom like it hung the stars.

“I was still right.”

“You were still wrong.”

“Guys,” Harry groans. “Let it go before Ed sends another Howler.”

“Yes, please let it go before I have to send another Howler,” Ed says from across the classroom. “I have better things to do than humiliate you every other week.”

“And what’s that?”

“Reopen a fifty year old cold case.”

“Oh my god,” Pansy giggles, bursting out into hysterical cackling as she leans over to bury her face in Blaise’s shoulder. “Where will it end?”

With a sigh Hermione starts organizing her desk in preparation for class, when Lavender and Parvati start whispering behind her before finally getting up and walking up to Professor Lupin, looking nervous. He raises an eyebrow at the two, smiling. “Yes?”

Her two classmates exchange another look, lowering their voices as they lean forward. “Professor,” Lavender starts, biting her lip. “Are you a Werewolf?”

Hermione stiffens, and out of the corner of her eyes she can see Ed do the same, while Lupin goes white. “Pardon?”

“It’s just,” Parvati says, glancing aside for a moment. “You spend a lot of time with Elric, and obviously he’s a Werewolf, so we just thought—,”

She’s cut off as Lupin bursts into laughter, unable to say a word as tears start running down his cheeks. He covers his mouth with his hand, trying to reign his laughter in, and Lavender and Parvati go scarlet.

“W-well, apologies for the misunderstanding,” Lavender squeaks, and the both of them rush back to their seats, hiding their faces in their arms and making sounds vaguely reminiscent of tea kettles.

Across the room Ed balls up a piece of parchment and chucks it straight at Lupin’s face, hitting him between the eyes amidst raucous laughter from the other Slytherins and a choked deduction of ten points by their teacher.

Hermione just sighs and hopes this nonsense will end.




[Saturday, 05 February 1994, Gryffindor Common Room]

 

The new generation is weird, Sirius decides, as he sits in his dog form by the fireplace in the Gryffindor common room and watches the kids celebrate their win over the Ravenclaw Quidditch team. And that isn’t unusual, really. No, what’s unusual is the fact that amidst the red there’s yellow and green and even scattered blue — he doesn’t remember Ravenclaws being good sports, what the fuck?

He startles as… Hermione — that’s her name! — sits down beside him, scratching him behind the ears as she watches the merriment. Her cat Crookshanks is traipsing over as well, lying down between them and purring up a storm. “Enjoying yourself?”

Sirius huffs for lack of human vocal chords, and she smiles wryly. “This isn’t even the worst it’s been, trust me.”

He noses at her hand before throwing a, he hopes, meaningful look at where Ed is giving out shot glasses of what looks like pure vodka, flanked on either side by a Weasley twin and seemingly chatting up a storm with them. Then he looks at where Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy are engaged in a slightly tipsy debate on Herbology, of all things. Finally, there’s a tall Hufflepuff prefect who is having a grand old time playing beer pong with a stout Slytherin third year.

Sirius looks back at her and whines, confused.

Hermione just shrugs, amused. “I call it The Ed Effect.”

He gives her a look, and all she does is giggle, patting his head in a way that feels vaguely condescending.

He sighs and decidedly doesn’t pout.



Ginny hadn’t really paid much attention to Edward Elric at first. After her first year it was kind of hard to really pay attention to much, if she’s being honest with herself. She had gotten better, but ever since that Dementor showed up on the train, well, let’s just say that she prefers sleepless nights over the nightmares she inevitably gets.

But Edward Elric makes it hard not to pay attention to him.

And it has just gotten harder since she found out that he can speak parseltongue.

The ability had been lost to her after Harry destroyed the diary, and she’s not bemoaning that in the slightest. She can live the rest of her life never seeing another snake and die happy.

What she’s discovered, against her will, however, is that she can still understand it just fine.

(she found out when she was sitting at lunch one day and got a front row seat to Edward Elric and Harry talking smack about Snape, and judging by the man in question not reacting in the slightest despite the volume of their conversation, he hadn’t understood a lick of it

that was an interesting day filled with nightmares and going through her memory with a fine-toothed comb for any blank spots)

And, well…

“You’re staring,” Luna drawls beside her, head of silver hair on her shoulder as she follows her line of sight. “Any particular reason?”

“Wrackspurts got to me,” Ginny deadpans, turning to look at her friend. Luna’s eyes gleam with joy at her response.

“Maybe,” Luna concedes. “Or maybe you’re just scared of Ed.”

Ginny’s good mood dissipates like fog in an instant and she turns away from Luna, straightening and dislodging her in the process. “I’m not scared of him.” Across the common room the twins and Lee have commandeered said boy into a game of flip cup, and all three were fighting over who got to be on his team. “Why would I be?”

“Because he’s a bit too much like Tom Riddle?” Luna and her penchant for uncomfortable bluntness was usually something Ginny welcomed, but not on this particular topic. Sometimes she regrets having told her about it. Her friend tilts her head with a hum. “Although he seems too nice to sic his pet snake on people.”

“Pretty sure people used to say Tom Riddle was nice, too.”

Luna hums in assent. “The Wrackspurts got to them.”

“I just,” she groans in frustration, turning to look back at the group around Edward Elric as a loud whooping noise erupts from them, him and George highfiving each other. “He seems nice, yeah. Bill sings his praises. Everyone and their mom seems to only have good things to say about him. He seems fun, sure, but… I don’t know.”

Luna is quiet for a long moment. “Harry speaks parseltongue.”

Ginny will never get used to her uncanny ability to pinpoint others’ issues so precisely. “Harry’s Harry.”

“That’s your crush talking.”

“Shut up,” she shoves her lightly. Ginny bites her lip. “He looks like him.”

Luna frowns, turning to where he is shoving glasses of what she hopes is water at Neville and Malfoy, both looking like a stiff breeze could knock them over. “Does he?”

“Not like—, like how my siblings and I look alike,” she frowns as she tries to put this inkling into words that don’t make her sound insane, not that Luna would give a shit. “Not even like how Riddle looks like Slytherin, once you know they’re related. But like—,” she looks at him again, the warm colors of the common room making the resemblance almost nonexistent. “It’s this feeling I get when I look at him. Something in his eyes and how he carries himself,” she swallows. “He sounds like Riddle when he speaks parsel. Harry sounds like Harry, but he sounds like him.”

Luna seems to consider this for a bit, her pale eyes following the topic of their conversation as he walks around the common room like he’s wearing red and gold rather than green and silver. For a brief moment Ginny wonders what Luna sees when she looks at Edward Elric. Then Ginny flinches as Luna shouts. “Hey, Ed! Come here a moment, will you?”

“What are you doing?” She hisses, gripping her arm and shaking her roughly. “I don’t—,”

“Hey Luna,” his soprano voice makes her freeze, reminding her of cold wet stone and decay and— “You’re Ginny, right? Sorry, I’m bad with names.”

“Yes, this is my friend Ginny,” Luna supplies, serene as ever. “We were hoping you could settle a debate between us.”

“Sure,” he shrugs, open and genuine and not seeming the least bit drunk when she’d watched him down half a bottle of vodka earlier. He settles down on the side table by their loveseat, hands clasped easily between his knees. “What’s up?”

“Luna—,” she hisses, but her friend cuts over her like a stampede.

“Are you the heir of Slytherin?”

“Oh my god,” she moans, burying her face in her hands.

He doesn’t respond for a while. When he does his voice is light and jovial, but there is an undercurrent of tenseness beneath the veneer. “No. Heard that was Lord Voldemort, and I think I’d know if he was my dad.” Ginny raises her head to watch his expression and can’t help a flinch at the sharp edge in his eyes, so at odds with his friendly demeanor. “What brought that up?”

Before Ginny can change the topic Luna has charged ahead with no care for her mental wellbeing. “Ginny says you remind her of Tom Riddle.”

Ginny watches as before them Edward Elric stiffens like he was petrified, a statue of gold and silver and green, of snake eyes and charm and her nightmares made flesh. “I—, what?” His intense eyes focus all his attention on her, and she thinks she knows what her victims must have felt like in that split moment before the Basilisk stared at them through reflections. “I remind you of fucking Voldemort?” He blinks, some of the intensity lessening and replaced instead with suspicion. “Wait, when did you even run into the guy?”

Ginny’s heart is beating in her throat, her mouth dry like the desert as she swallows and tries to respond without sounding like a scared little girl. “How do you know his real name?”

He doesn’t miss a beat. “Harry. Now, when exactly did you run into fucking Voldemort? Didn’t the guy die before you were even born?”

“A diary filled with his memory possessed her last year to open the Chamber of Secrets,” Luna provides unhelpfully.

“He possessed you?” His eyes bore into her like he’s trying to pick her apart.

“Yeah,” she admits, unable to meet his piercing stare. “I almost died.”

He hums, voice strange as he asks. “So you speak parsel?”

She flinches at his tone. “No.”

“But you understand it,” he says it like a statement of fact, and Ginny realizes too late that he’d asked her in parsel. “If you opened the chamber I assume you must speak it.”

“I can’t,” she reiterates, then adds more quietly. “Not anymore. I can still understand it though.”

“Are you sure you can’t speak it,” he hedges, voice not unkind. “Or do you not want to be able to?”

She frowns up at him. “What?”

He shrugs, looking off at the dark window beside them. “Last year was probably traumatic for you, and I’m not judging. But if you understand it, you probably retained the ability to speak it. You just convinced yourself you can’t because of what it would remind you of.”

“You don’t know a damn thing about me,” she hisses, rage like poison in her veins. “I was scared and alone and trusted him, and he used me to attack innocent people and sucked the life out of my body like a fucking parasite. What the fuck do you know, you privileged asshole?”

He raises an eyebrow. “Wow, you’ve got guts,” his smirk is mirthless as he leans forward, the movement smooth like a snake’s and just as unsettling. “When I was your age,” he says, voice low enough only the three of them can hear him. “I had already seen hell twice over and signed up for a lot more of the same fucking shit. I don’t know what last year was like for you, true, but don’t turn around and presume to know that I’m privileged when you don’t know a damn thing about me either, Weasley.”

He gets up from his perch on the side table and gives her a long look. “You seem to have come out of the ordeal with all your limbs still attached, so you’ve got that going for you, at least. Can’t say the same for myself, anyhow,” he turns around with a lazy wave. “Enjoy the party.”

Luna hums. “He’s so nice, isn’t he?”

“Luna, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Ginny looks at her in disbelief. “He’s an ass.”

“You can be an ass and be nice,” Luna says, and refuses to elaborate.

Ginny decides that she’s had enough of this and heads to bed without saying good night.

Edward Elric has given her a lot to think about, after all.

Chapter 23: The Sins of his Father (and his father’s father)

Summary:

Alt. Title: Ed and Remus' horrible, no good, very bad day.

Chapter Text

[Saturday, 12 February 1994, Remus Lupin’s Office]

 

There is a knock at his door, and Remus wonders if Sirius had gotten stir crazy and risked being seen just to annoy him.

“Come in,” he calls, raising an eyebrow when Ed comes in looking uncharacteristically nervous. “Ed? Shouldn’t you be off to Hogsmeade with your friends?” He vaguely remembers Ed, Blaise and Pansy going into excruciating detail about the ‘double date’ they would force Draco Malfoy on before his last class, including a very long, very arduous stop at Madam Puddifoot’s simply to annoy him.

(Remus only vaguely feels sorry for the kid)

“Yeah, in a few,” Ed shrugs, scratching his cheek and casting a furtive glance out the window before turning back to him. “So, uh, did you mean it? Helping me with anything, if I asked?”

Remus blinks. “Yes?”

“Great,” Ed nods, and Remus is starting to get worried. “So… would you meet me in the Shrieking Shack tomorrow? Around, I don’t know, ten?”

“The Shrieking Shack?” Now he is really getting worried. “Ed, what exactly do you need help with?” He shakes his head. “Nevermind. Yes, I’ll be there.”

Ed blinks. “Really?”

“Yes, Ed,” Remus sighs. “Don’t get me wrong, I have questions, but I suppose I will get the answers tomorrow.”

For a moment Ed looks like he wants to question his decision, but then he nods. “Okay. Thanks.”

“Just don’t blow anything up.”

Ed grins. “No promises.”




[Sunday, 13 February 1994, Shrieking Shack]

 

Remus wonders if maybe he should have asked questions after all when he steps into the main room of the Shrieking Shack and sees half the floor covered in a circle filled with complicated writing that is scarily reminiscent of Ed’s first Boggart. “Uh.”

“Ah, hey,” Ed claps his hands once, covered in chalk. On the table beside him there’s a wooden box, but other than that the entire room is empty. “So, I mostly asked you here to be my killswitch.”

“Your what?”

“My killswitch,” Ed repeats, like repetition would make it make more sense. “Last time I touched a Dark Artifact I went feral on Draco, and we don’t want a repeat of that. That’s where you come into play,” he holds out his wand. “While I don’t need my wand, it’s still safer to have you keep a hold of it. Also, like, arm yourself.”

Remus takes the wand, though he’s still not sure any of this is a good idea as he puts it away, exchanging it for his own. “What exactly do you intend me to do if things do go south?”

Ed shrugs. “I don’t know, stun me? You’re the teacher here.”

Remus wonders how he only ever makes batshit insane friends. “Maybe we should ask Professor Dumbledore for help?”

“And how exactly am I supposed to explain this?”

“What even is this?”

“Oh, right,” Ed takes the box from the table and holds it out as if he’s showing him a neat plant he found. “So, in here we’ve got what I hope is the only Horcrux of one Herpo Paracelsus, bastard extraordinaire, and this,” he waves at the chalk circle. “Is how I hope to get rid of it.”

Remus needs a nap. Pinching his nose he prays for patience. “How did you get your hands on a Horcrux?”

“Found it in the bastard’s vault,” Ed shrugs, placing the box back on the table and taking out a small knife from his pocket. “Ready?”

“Ed,” Remus closes the distance between them and wraps his hand around Ed’s right wrist, exerting more force than he normally would considering he won’t feel it. “How about you actually explain things first? How long have you had this? What is that,” he waves the hand holding his wand at the chalk circle. “And how is that supposed to destroy a Horcrux?”

Ed blinks. “Oh, I guess you’ve got a point, I forgot that you haven’t spent three years getting used to my bullshit. Okay,” he puts the knife down, walks over to a wall and proceeds to rip away the wallpaper to reveal the worn wood underneath. “Okay, so,” he starts, conjuring a piece of chalk and drawing a person, a circle and a line connecting them both. “A person consists of the body, the soul and the mind. The mind connects the body and the soul. You following so far?”

Remus isn’t sure he’s followed a single thing that’s come out of Ed’s mouth since he arrived. “I think?”

“Alright, good enough. In order to create a Horcrux,” he continues, drawing a snake biting its own tail next to the first sketch. “You need to commit a murder. I don’t know what it is about the act itself, but it causes the soul enough harm that its integrity suffers,” he draws a squiggly line through the circle, then draws another complicated circle filled with symbols Remus doesn’t recognize next to the snake. “If you decide to create a Horcrux, you need to draw this in your own blood, though I’ve left some details out so you don’t actually know what it looks like, just in case—,”

This isn’t even the full thing?!

“—then place the object to be made into a Horcrux inside and say a specific spell. This then rips your soul into two, permanently, and creates a second, artificial mind between the Horcrux and the severed part of your soul. This way, when your body dies and your mind shatters, your soul stays tethered to this plain and is prevented from moving on due to the natural pull between the two soul pieces.”

“Ed,” Remus croaks. “How do you know all this?”

Ed pauses, turning away from another circle he’s started to fill in. “I read about it?”

“Where?”

“In the book I went feral over,” Ed says, like it’s no big deal that Lucius Malfoy handed him a book describing in detail how to make one of the vilest things known to magickind.

“Okay,” he says. “I’m going to have words with that bastard.”

“No, you won’t,” Ed says with more certainty than he ought to feel. “Because I needed that information and Lucius being stupid enough to give me that book is the only reason I got this far. I’m not a child, Remus.”

“You are a child, Ed,” Remus growls, throwing up his hands. “You are fifteen. You might have gone through more than any kid your age reasonably should, and were failed by basically every single adult in your life, but that doesn’t change the fact that you should be worried about crushes and school and not this.”

The silence that follows his rant is tense, and he almost wonders if he overstepped.

Ed blinks, face unreadable. “Remus—,” he cuts himself off, seemingly struggling to put his thoughts into words. “Thank you,” he settles on. “You’re a good guy, really, and I appreciate it. And maybe you’re right, but the fact is that I’m not a regular fifteen year old and do gotta worry about taking care of my bastard ancestor’s bullshit. I have his Horcrux and can’t just leave it be.”

Remus takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself and doing a poor job of it. “Alright,” he finally says. “Alright. I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be,” Ed’s lips twitch into a wry smile. “It’s nice to know you care,” clearing his throat Ed finishes the circle he had been drawing, then draws another, one Remus almost recognizes. He points at the first. “This is a simplified version of the array I used to bind my brother’s soul to a suit of armor and this is a simplified version of the array to create a Philosopher’s Stone.

“I combined those two with the array to make a Horcrux and did some reverse-engineering to create the one I drew on the floor,” he waves his metal hand at it for emphasis. “If I did it right this array should dissolve the artificial mind created between the piece of soul and the object it has been bound to, making the soul able to pass on and leave the object unharmed.”

“And if you did it wrong?”

Ed pauses. “Then there will be a rebound, and I’ll suffer the consequences.”

“No,” Remus shakes his head. “You aren’t risking your life—,”

“Remus,” Ed cuts him off, face blank. “Thanks, but I’ve been working on this for six months, and know what I’m doing. There is always the chance something goes wrong with alchemy this advanced, it’s just a risk of the trade.”

“Alchemy,” Remus tests the word in his mouth. “You use that word a lot. You called yourself a State Alchemist, too. It’s not a branch of magic that’s very widespread, anymore.”

“Here? No,” Ed agrees. “Back home it’s the primary branch. I specialize in earth and metal alchemy, and am one of the only people who knows soul alchemy. My commanding officer, so, like, my boss, specializes in flame alchemy, though it really deals with the manipulation of flammable gasses,” he shrugs. “Does it matter?”

“I suppose not,” he concedes. “Does this… array require a spell, like the one for Horcruxes?”

“It shouldn’t,” for the first time Ed looks unsure of himself. “I made it, how would I know if it would need a spell, and what the spell would be?”

Remus pauses. “Spells are a means to channel intent, the same way we use wands to direct our magic. Verbalizing spells is an aid, in the end, though there are spells that are too powerful or volatile to cast nonverbally or without your wand to give them direction.”

“Like the Unforgivables,” Ed supplies, and Remus nods. Ed frowns. “I… don’t think it should need a spell, it’s alchemy, and alchemy doesn’t require spells.”

“The Horcrux array requires a spell.”

“Because it uses both alchemy and magic.”

“Aren’t they the same?”

Ed twitches. “Yes and no. But I see your point.” He seems to consider the array on the floor for a long moment then mutters something under his breath in a language he doesn’t recognize.

Remus clears his throat. “What did you say?”

“Huh?” Ed startles like he’d forgotten he was there, then shakes his head. “That was the spell for Horcruxes, I was just—,” he frowns. “It has two meanings, when you translate it, and just—, nevermind, it’s stupid.”

“Ed, please share your thoughts with the class.”

“Dick,” Ed snorts. “The straightforward translation is my sins will pave the path to my legacy, which is very on brand for the bastard, if his journal is anything to go by. He was obsessed with leaving a lasting impression on the world, be remembered as the greatest to ever live, poster child for megalomaniac assholes everywhere, really—,”

“Focus, Ed.”

“Yes, right,” he frowns, gaze far away. “The… alternative translation is these sacrifices will herald the Promised Day.”

Remus hums. “That makes no sense.”

“No, that’s the thing,” Ed says, but he sounds like he isn’t saying it to Remus specifically but someone else. “It does, but it shouldn’t have made sense to Herpo. There is no reason he should know about—,” he cuts himself off, face troubled. “Or is there?” He shakes his head as if to shoo away a nasty thought. “No, that’s impossible, they would have mentioned that before.”

“Ed,” Remus closes the distance between them and puts a hand on his shoulder, startling him. “What are you thinking? You’re not really making sense right now.”

Ed looks at him, his golden eyes haunted. “I—,” his face closes off, gaze turning to steel. “It doesn’t really matter, it’s just a weird coincidence—,”

“Ed.”

“Let’s just—,” Ed shakes his grip off and turns his attention back to the box. “Let’s just get this over with.”

Remus frowns, but lets it go. At this point he knows better than to try and get information out of Ed he is unwilling to give. “Alright, just be careful.”

“Just stun me to kingdom come if I go feral,” Ed jokes, but Remus can tell he’s nervous. He can’t say he isn’t, either. Ed picks the knife back up and pricks his thumb, guiding his hand along the top of the box until he seems to find what he’s looking for, squeezing blood onto the wood. The carvings glow a sickly blue, and Remus frowns at that.

Why would Herpo put his Horcrux behind a blood ward? Why limit the pool of people who could access it?

Ed opens the box, and Remus can feel the sudden chill in the room like a real, physical thing, the light shining through the cracked, boarded up windows dimming. His gaze drifts over to Ed’s drawings on the wall, and his breath hitches when he realizes.

“Ed, don’t touch it with your blood!” Remus knows his words aren’t registering in Ed’s head when he sees the strange expression on his face and watches as his left hand closes around the Horcrux, the golden brooch gleaming like his eyes.

The change is immediate and pervasive, Ed’s posture and expression and aura changing to something off that Remus has seen before.

“Oh my,” Ed’s voice lilts, a Boggart’s smile on his lips. “Now, this is unexpected.”

Remus swallows, tightening his grip on his wand before it flies out of his hand with a sudden force that almost breaks his fingers and wrist.

Ed, or rather Herpo, is smirking at him, wagging a metal finger at him like he’s an unruly child. “Ah ah, mutt, we don’t want to harm this vessel, now, do we?” He tilts his head, eyes looking up and to the side like he is contemplating something, smirk going wicked. “Oh, I should have stuck with this line, his brain is fascinating,” his gaze wanders to the array on the floor and then to the drawings on the wall. Herpo hums. “What did he say, six months? My oh my, if I had known my bastard’s descendants would turn out like this I would have never bothered with the Gate.”

Remus licks his lips. He sucks at wandless magic, and he doubts Herpo will let him get to his wand lying in a corner or give him enough time to take out Ed’s, and he won’t risk Herpo getting a hold of Ed’s wand, either. The disarming spell had been strong and targeted, and he had cast it wandlessly and nonverbally. What could Herpo do with Ed’s body if he had access to a wand bonded to him? “Herpo, correct?”

“Yes,” Herpo regards him with eyes cold like a snake’s. He wears Ed’s face and yet looks nothing like him. “Herpo Paracelsus of Xerxes, you should feel honored. The last person who met me was Salazar Slytherin, that was, what?” He casts a glance aside, and Remus takes the chance to inch forward slightly. “900 years ago? Give or take? Time’s so relative when you’re immortal, you know?”

“I don’t, actually.” Distract him. “You met Slytherin? Must be one hell of a story.”

“Not really,” Herpo hums, his predator eyes on the array on the floor. “For my descendant he was pretty disappointing, not like this kid. This array? Truly inspired, he even put in a failsafe for living Horcruxes, to preserve the natural mind. So much work when a simple Killing Curse would suffice. That’s really his one shortcoming, those pesky morals,” his eyes return to him, and Remus freezes. “But what can I expect from someone being friends with a Werewolf?”

Remus shrugs. Keep him talking. “Ed isn’t the type to do things the conventional way.”

“I suppose not,” Herpo shrugs, conceding. “It’s interesting though, that he looks like me,” the man hums, flexing Ed’s metal hand, seemingly thinking out loud. “And some of the timeline is strange. That homunculus looks like his father, and knows him, but not that he had children? And the genes should have been diluted more, curious.”

More inching. “I don’t follow.”

“Oh, I don’t expect you to,” Herpo snarks, giving him a sidelong glance of derision. “But I am having a good day, so I’ll tell you. It was too easy to take control, you see? The closer the relation the easier it is to take control for me, and this body barely put up a fight at all. I wonder—,” he turns back to the wall to look at the drawings, and Remus lunges, grabbing his wrists and pushing him to the ground, pressing all his weight on him and making sure his hands are immobile and turned away from him.

Herpo lets out a grunt of surprise, looking at him over his shoulder. “Get out of his body.”

“Oh, silly mutt,” Herpo grins, and it makes Remus shudder. “Do you truly think that I need my hands to deal with you?”

Remus swallows. “Ed—,”

“Has only been using magic for six months,” Herpo cuts him off, eyes glinting at the confusion he must see on his face. “Wonderful progress, no question, but he hasn’t quite learned all there is that someone with his talents could do.”

Their eyes lock and pain like he has never felt in his life shoots through him like acid, every muscle in his body spasming and nerves on fire. He gasps and can’t stop Herpo from dislodging him from off of his back, curling into himself against his will. It’s pain much worse than a full moon, and he only knows one thing that can cause torture like this.

“Now, what to do with you?” Herpo’s voice reaches him like through molasses, the pain too all-encompassing and overwhelming. “Maybe—,” he’s cut off with a grunt, and the pain searing through Remus’ body ends along with it. “What?”

Remus coughs, turning his face, and watches as Ed’s metal fingers close around his flesh wrist, squeezing tight enough that he thinks he hears the joints creak. A thin rivulet of blood starts to run from his nose, face twisted into an expression of pain. With shaking hands Remus fumbles for his cloak, fingers slipping on the polished wood of the ebony wand for one terrifying moment before he takes it out and aims blindly. “Expelliarmus!”

A red flash and a boom, and Ed’s body is flung back into the wall, the golden Horcrux flying in a wide arc to land, harmless, on the floor between them.

“Ed?”

Ed’s eyes fly open, wild and almost-feral, and his voice teeters between his own, hoarse, and Herpo’s, furious. “Put it in the fucking circle!”

Every cell in his body protests as he lunges for the piece of jewelry, the metal bloodstained and cold like ice against his skin. He feels a tug, like it is trying to get back to Ed, and for a moment he stumbles, almost falling over.

“Hurry,” Ed wheezes, metal fingers tight on his flesh wrist again. “He’s still in my head.”

With all the energy he still has Remus slams the Horcrux down in the middle of the intricate circle, careful not to smudge anything in his haste, and before he knows it Ed is next to him, hands clapping, once, like a prayer, before they bear down on the array and blue lightning shoots forth like a storm.

The scream that erupts from the Horcrux will haunt Remus’ nightmares, black tendrils like arms, fingers like claws, teeth like razorblades emerging from the intricate piece of jewelry and the feeling of staring into an abyss engulfing him like a Dementor’s aura.

“Something’s wrong,” Ed wheezes, looking worse than Remus feels. Realization flashes across his expression a moment later, and he swallows, rasping something in that strange language of the Horcrux spell, then adds, almost like an afterthought. “Go to hell, bastard.”

All sound disappears from the world at once. All is still, like a breath held before calamity strikes, and the mass of darkness dissolves to ashes, the lightning dissipates, and the Horcrux lies, harmless, in the middle of the circle.

Beside him Ed collapses on the ground, breathing shallow and pained. Remus, not faring much better, follows suit.

They stay like this for a long while until Remus finally finds his voice. “No offense,” he gasps, voice hoarse. “But your ancestor was an asshole.”

Ed barks a laugh that dissolves into a coughing fit. “None taken,” he groans, turning over onto his side to reach out and erase part of the circle. “Always break the circle when you’re done,” he says by way of an explanation. “How did you know?”

Remus doesn’t understand what Ed means for a long moment before it dawns on him. “Horcruxes are made with a blood seal, you said. It stands to reason that blood contact would cause something to happen.”

“Explains the blood ward on the box, then,” Ed hums. “I’m an idiot.”

“Yes,” he agrees easily, not minding the weak kick to the head he gets in response. “What was the spell, in the end?”

Ed huffs out a breath. “I went with a double meaning, too,” a pause. “Death comes to all things living.”

“And the second translation?”

Another pause, longer this time. “One is All, All is One.”

“I see,” Remus says, though the concrete significance eludes him. “Herpo said a few things that made no sense.” Ed doesn’t respond. Instead he sits up, slowly, wiping the blood from his face before reaching out for the Horcrux. Remus shoots up despite the pain in his bones and grabs his wrist. “Ed.”

“Relax,” he meets his gaze briefly, looking resigned. “The array worked.”

“What if it’s a trap?”

“It’s not,” Ed argues, shaking off his grip. “The pull’s gone, and Herpo isn’t in my head anymore.”

“Let me pick it up.”

He sighs, waving him to go ahead. “Fine.”

When Remus closes his fingers around the brooch he expects it to still feel cold, Dark, but it feels no different from any other thing he would pick up off the ground, slowly warming in his grasp. “I… yeah, it seems it worked.”

“I told you,” Ed snorts, and plucks the Horcrux from his hand before he can stop him, waving it around. “Just some tacky jewelry now.” Something flashes over his face, once removed from panic or anxiety, and he tucks the brooch away in his cloak as he averts his gaze. “I’m sorry.”

Remus sighs. “Ed—,”

“No,” Ed cuts him off, his face livid. “He used my body to torture you, and he—, he was going to kill you,” he rubs his hands over his face before he gets up, stumbling slightly. “This was a mistake.”

He frowns, getting up with aching limbs. “What are you talking about?”

“It was a mistake to involve you in this mess. You could have died and it would all be my fault—,” he stops when Remus grabs him by the shoulders, forcing him to look at him.

“Ed, I chose to stay and help you. Did things escalate more than you or I anticipated? Yes. And yes things could have gone way worse than they did. But never, ever regret asking me for help. You don’t have to do everything on your own,” he squeezes his shoulders once, trying to be reassuring. “I knew what I was signing up for when I agreed to be your friend.”

Ed’s expression is conflicted, voice a quiet, almost broken thing as he shakes his head. “No, you didn’t.”

“Ed—,”

“You didn’t,” he repeats, slapping his hands off of him and turning away. “This whole mess is way bigger than just some asshole ancestor of mine, and involving you just puts you in danger.”

“What are you talking about?”

“You wouldn’t believe me.”

“Try me.”

Ed looks at him for a long moment, then seems to steel himself. “I’m not of this world.”

Remus blinks, the words not registering in his mind. “What?”

“I made a deal with God and was sent to this world to hunt down and destroy the Horcruxes of Lord Voldemort in exchange for my life,” Ed says, golden gaze steadfast on his, not a hint of mirth or deception in his voice. “All the things that make no sense about me? That’s why. I’m from an entirely different dimension, Remus, okay?”

He wants to tell him to cut out the bullshit, but Ed’s expression stops him in his tracks. “You’re serious.”

“As a heart attack,” Ed deadpans. “I sound insane, don’t I?”

He would, if it didn’t make what Herpo said make horrifying sense, though it makes Ed even scarier than he already was. “Six months?”

Something like confusion flashes over his face before he understands, shrugging, expression grim. “Prodigy,” he says simply, like it’s all that needs to be said on the matter, and perhaps it is. “There’s no magic in my world.”

Remus averts his gaze for a moment to look at the array, complicated beyond anything he’d ever seen before. No, not quite; Ed’s first Boggart had shown something just as complex, as frightening, as alien, as taboo, hadn’t it? “Tell me, from the beginning.”

Ed takes in a shaky breath, hands grasping his elbows in an iron grip. “The country I come from is called Amestris, and it only exists to be sacrificed,” he frowns. “Wait, I think I have to start with Xerxes, actually.

“Four hundred years ago the booming country of Xerxes fell in a single night, every single resident dead. No one—, well, most people didn’t know what happened, but I’ve recently found out,” he takes another deep breath and with a careless wave of his flesh hand he has removed the drawings from the floor and wall. Chalk once again in hand he draws a circle, tapping it once with the chalk. “This was Xerxes, a metropolis of countless riches and progenitor of modern alchemy. And,” he looks back at him. “Where Herpo was born.

“A while before the fall of Xerxes he had an illegitimate son with a colleague’s slave, and I’m a descendant of that son. Herpo then broke the taboo — uh, in alchemy, any form of human transmutation is referred to as the taboo, technically, but only very specific variations of it result in being dragged before Truth and the Gate, fuck, okay,” he runs a hand through his hair. “Forbidden Alchemy 101, speedrun edition.

“Human transmutation is technically any transmutation involving human life. But, strictly speaking, only the attempt to raise the dead, play God, will result in the alchemist meeting the Truth and going through the Gate.

“The Truth,” he says with the same gravitas he always uses. “The Universe. One. All. God. It doesn’t matter what you call them. They are the keeper of equivalent exchange, and if you try to raise the dead, something that has no equivalent exchange, they drag you before the Gate, behind which lies all that is alchemy and being and knowledge and the world. They take a Toll,” at this he indicates his leg. “And give you knowledge and ability in exchange. They took my leg and my brother for our folly, and my arm for his soul. My teacher lost her reproductive organs trying to resurrect her child.”

Remus feels like he’s going to be sick, but tries to focus. He can freak out about all this later, in the privacy of his bed. “What kind of ability?”

“Oh,” Ed blinks, looking like he didn’t expect him to latch onto that bit, or maybe actually follow along with his explanation. “So, normally alchemy can only work with an array, like what I drew on the floor. If you have been through the Gate, then you can do circleless alchemy,” he looks around the room, bending down and ripping a piece of wallpaper off. “If you have met Truth, then you are the circle, in a sense. Clapping your hands and holding the array in your mind works the same as drawing the actual array.”

Remus watches as Ed demonstrates, the same blue lightning arcing over his fingers, the wallpaper piece changing to become a crane instead. Ed holds it up. “For very complicated alchemy I still draw the arrays, because it’s difficult to keep every detail in mind at once, but, yeah. Comes in handy when people try to shoot you in the face every other week,” the joke falls flat, and Ed throws the wallpaper crane to the side.

“Anyway, back on track. Herpo.

“Herpo thought he could trick Truth, and found out that he was in fact just a regular dumbass like the rest of us and got sent here instead of getting what he was gunning for—,”

“What was it?”

Ed’s smirk is derisive, and it’s the closest he’s come to resembling Herpo yet. “Godhood. A legacy to surpass them all. Be remembered as the greatest alchemist to ever live. Nothing I haven’t heard elsewhere before,” he frowns for a moment, looking back at the circle he’d drawn to represent Xerxes before shaking his head. “The rest is kinda just history as far as Herpo goes, really. Married, had a kid, invented Horcruxes, bred some Basilisks, accidentally killed his wife, led to Voldemort, all that fun stuff.

“Now, Xerxes. From here on I only have things I have deduced instead of actual first hand accounts, ones I can trust, anyhow. I know from Herpo’s journal that his colleague was researching homunculi, artificial humans made via alchemy, with a Philosopher’s Stone in place of a heart,” he pauses, crossing his arms. “They are, by nature of their physiology, quasi-immortal, because they can use the stone to regenerate. You essentially have to kill them until they run out of juice, my CO burned one to death until she couldn’t heal herself anymore. Almost died doing that.”

Clearing his throat he continues before Remus can inquire further on that. “From what I gathered that homunculus caused the fall of Xerxes by turning every living soul inside the country into one single Philosopher’s Stone to sustain himself. He calls himself Father, and has created several other homunculi from his own stone.

“Father went on to found my home country of Amestris,” he draws a second circle to the left of Xerxes. “For the sole purpose of doing something similar to what he did in Xerxes. Not the exact same thing, but I haven’t figured out what he plans to do with my country. He’s slowly been annexing bordering territory and causing bloodshed and war to further his goal, and plans to perform whatever transmutation he is preparing during the Promised Day this spring.”

That phrase. “Promised Day?”

Ed hums, nodding. “That’s what is tripping me up, too. Father came after Herpo, so how did Herpo use the same phrasing when he created Horcruxes? And not just that; Father needs human sacrifices to bring forth the Promised Day, people who have committed the taboo and met Truth.

“These sacrifices will herald the Promised Day. It’s too specific to be a coincidence, but I can’t figure out how it all connects.”

Remus comes to stand beside him, looking at the two circles without seeing them. “Herpo said that this homunculus, Father, that he looks like your father.”

Ed hums in agreement. “He does, I thought he was Hohenheim for a bit. I guess if he was made from my ancestor’s blood, it might explain why they look alike, though the resemblance is really uncanny, and Herpo wasn’t wrong that the genes should have diluted more, even atavism can’t explain this. And it wouldn’t explain how Hohenheim and Father know each other, either.”

Remus has a sinking feeling. “Could your father be a homunculus?”

“No,” Ed snorts. “Homunculi are sterile.”

He gulps. “You know, Ed, Nicolas Flamel and his wife used the Philosopher’s Stone to live for over 600 years,” he turns to look at Ed, who had gone very, very stiff. “What if your father is Herpo’s son, who has used a stone to stay alive for the past 400 years? If that homunculus was made from the blood of Herpo’s son, his blood.”

“And they look the same,” he croaks, pale-faced. “Because he used Hohenheim’s genetic code to build his own body after. And it’s not atavism, I don’t look like a random ancestor from half a millennium ago, I look like my grandfather,” he looks at Remus. “That’s what you’re saying. That Herpo is my fucking grandfather and Hohenheim is a fucking immortal,” something flashes over his face then. “Motherfucker, it was too easy for him to take over my body because I’m only two generations removed from the bastard. Four hundred years is too diluted, I would have less than 0.003% of DNA in common with the guy.”

“Normally I’d ask how you got the math done so quickly, but at this point it would feel silly,” Remus says dryly.

“This isn’t funny,” Ed growls, turning his body fully towards him.

“It isn’t,” he agrees. “But freaking out over it won’t change anything, Ed.”

“How aren’t you freaking out?”

“Ed,” he says, tired. “I just met Herpo the Foul and found out that you are from a different dimension and here on a mission from God to get rid of Lord fucking Voldemort, your dad being an immortal from a lost civilization is the least bizarre thing that has happened to me today.”

Ed pauses at that, tilting his head. “Fair enough, I guess,” he bites his lip. “And you really believe me?”

“Don’t get me wrong, this is batshit insane, but even you couldn’t make this up.”

Ed’s lips twitch into a wry smile. “Yeah, I’m not that creative,” he agrees, vanishing the chalk circles off the wall and walking over to the table to pick up the box, putting it away in the folds of his cloak. “Oh,” he says, bending down to pick up Remus’ wand. “Here.”

“Thanks,” he says, trading wands with him. “I still don’t understand how Herpo managed an Unforgivable like that.”

Ed winces. “No idea. The whole thing is really blurry, to be honest,” he looks away for a moment, and Remus almost asks if there’s still something he isn’t telling him, when suddenly Ed has wrapped his arms around him, holding on tight. “Thanks. For being my friend.”

And Remus decides that it doesn’t matter, instead hugging him back.




Later, after he has walked Ed back to his common room, he makes his way towards a door not far from it, and knocks, a lump in his throat.

Severus opens the door to his office, raising an unimpressed eyebrow. “Lupin.”

“Severus,” he responds, already regretting this decision. “Please teach me Occlumency.”

Chapter 24: February’s End (turn over a new leaf)

Summary:

Some more information comes to light, and some character growing is underway!

Notes:

Enjoy this behemoth chapter, and remember to hydrate during your read lmfao.

Chapter Text

[Sunday, 13 February 1994, Severus Snape’s Office]

 

Remus might not have been as overtly hostile towards Severus Snape as James and Sirius during their school days, but he had also never actually stopped them, secretly finding it just as enjoyable as they did. He had only actually started to talk them off of it after that prank, and if he’s quite honest with himself he still holds a certain amount of resentment towards his best friend for that whole ordeal.

Sirius’ idiocy had almost made him a murderer at fifteen, if not for James’ intervention. And while Sirius had apologized to him, Remus doubts he ever apologized to the other victim. He knows Sirius too well for that.

Regardless, Remus was just as guilty of all the torment inflicted on Severus Snape as the others; culpability through inaction, complicity through neutrality, encouragement through silence. And until this year he had never actually taken it upon himself to examine his own bias that led him down that path in the first place, the same us vs them that was so pervasive in their world.

Then he met Edward Elric, dimension traveling agent for the fucking universe, and it all went downhill from there.

Remus wonders what his teenage self would think of him now.

Severus stares at him, leaning in the doorway, pale and dark. “Excuse me?”

Remus fights down the urge to snark at him that had never quite left him. “May I come in? I will explain then.”

For a moment he thinks Severus will slam the door in his face, but much to his surprise he moves aside and lets him into his office. They settle down in chairs separated by a heavy desk, a symbol of their relationship if ever there was one. “Well, explain then, Lupin,” Severus sneers, folding his hands on the tabletop. “Because until recently I thought you were the least audacious of your lot.”

That’s the closest to a compliment the man had ever given him. Taking a deep breath Remus closes his eyes briefly, trying to collect his thoughts, before he works through the words he should have said a long time ago. “I’m sorry.”

Severus’ features escape him for a fracture of a second, not long enough to parse his thoughts. “What?”

“I’m sorry,” he repeats, the words coming easier this time, something in his chest unraveling. “I should have done more to stop James and Sirius, and even if it wasn’t my fault I deeply regret what almost happened that night under the Shrieking Shack. I can’t begin to thank you for brewing Wolfsbane for me every month despite it all, and I’m sorry that I took this long to tell you all this. I’m sorry.”

There is something drawn in his face now, his words hard and cold when he responds. “Why now? Because you want something from me?”

“No,” Remus admits, turning to look at the flickering fireplace in the corner. “I have been trying to get the nerves to apologize for a while now, the fact I actually do need your help merely expedited things,” he looks at him again. “My apology is sincere whether or not you believe me or accept it. I wouldn’t blame you either way, to be honest.”

He watches as Severus stays silent for a long while. In the corner of the office a cauldron is brewing with a familiar-smelling potion that he dreads to drink in two weeks’ time.

“This is about Elric,” Severus finally says, voice neutral. “Why me?”

Remus presses his lips together. “You mean, why not Albus,” Severus inclines his head, and this must be the longest they have ever held a civil conversation in their lives. “He’d ask questions that are not my place to answer, and I wouldn’t want to answer even if they were my answers to give.”

Severus smirks humorlessly. “And you think I won’t ask the same questions?”

“I think,” Remus says, daring to meet dark eyes. “That you know the value of secrecy, and the danger secrets can pose when in the wrong hands.”

Pale eyelids flutter slightly. “The boy knows something that severe?”

“He does,” Remus admits grimly. “And now so do I, but unlike him I sadly do not have a natural inclination towards Occlumency.”

“And you think I will help you.”

“I hoped you would, but I understand if you won’t,” he hesitates. “Even if you don’t, there’s a question I hoped you could answer.”

Severus sighs. “Yes?”

“When Ed uncovered Pettigrew, in Albus’ office, he said something that implied that you can tell someone is a Death Eater by something on your left arm. Pettigrew panicked when Ed went for his sleeve.”

Something like confusion flits over Severus’ face before it clears. “Ah, I suppose it isn’t very public information, though I’m surprised Elric wasn’t willing to share it with you, if he knows.”

“I didn’t ask,” Remus admits. “I had other things that seemed more pressing to get answers to.”

“Yes, a dead man walking is slightly more important,” Severus agrees, and Remus almost wants to laugh at the turn of this conversation. If he wouldn’t make the entire thing vastly more complicated and exhausting he almost wishes Sirius were here to see it. Much to his surprise Severus starts rolling up his sleeve, showing him a faded red depiction of the Dark Mark on his inner forearm. “Not everyone received it,” he explains, covering it back up. “It was a mark of trust, as it were. The Dark Lord could call us to him by touching it, and we could do the same. It faded when he fell.”

“Like a Protean Charm,” Remus muses, and Severus nods in agreement. “Interesting. I would have thought the MLE would have been all over that.”

“I am not sure they knew, at least during and shortly after the war,” Severus supplies with a shrug. “All of that was, hm—,”

“A joke,” Remus says grimly, thinking of Lucius Malfoy and Sirius and who knows how many others.

“That it was,” Severus agrees, and they lapse into brief silence. “I am free Wednesdays after dinner.”

Remus blinks, startled at the non-sequitur. “What? Really?”

“Yes, really,” Severus sneers, rolling his eyes. Somehow it doesn’t feel as barbed as it should. “Don’t make me regret it, Lupin.”

He feels his lips twitch into a smirk. “I won’t.”

“I will hold you to that.”




[Monday, 14 February 1994, Third Year Slytherin Dorm, Valentine’s Day]

 

“Oh, silly mutt,” the words are a taunt spoken in his voice by someone else, and he is powerless to keep them in. “Do you truly think that I need my hands to deal with you?”

Remus’ shudders above him, and a glee that isn’t his shoots through him, and they lock eyes—

Power buzzes in his veins, and his magic ensnares every nerve in the other’s body, overloads them with sensation and input and pain and he never even had to think the incantation or do anything more than will the pain into existence—

The sheer elation at so much ability at his disposal—

I could be a monster like this, he thinks, and the thought is both terrifying and exhilarating—

Something shifts, and he speaks, and it is his voice and not, and—

“Knowledge is power. It enables you to live freely. It can raise you out of slavery. I shall give you knowledge—!”

 

Ed jerks up in his bed, panting like he’s run a marathon and covered in cold sweat.

For a long moment he doesn’t know where or even who he is, memories and thoughts and impressions and sensations swirling around in his head ready to burst and drag him into an abyss of forgetting and knowing and all and nothing—

He groans, dragging his knees to his chest and covering his face with his hands in an attempt to sort his jumbled mind and only doing a passable job at it.

“I am Edward Elric,” he tells himself, anxiety clogging his lungs. “I am the Fullmetal Alchemist. I am fifteen years old. I am the son of Trisha Elric and Van—,” his breath hitches, memories that aren’t his fighting with his own for dominance. “I—,” he falls back into his sheets, heels of his hands pressed into his eyes to the point of pain. “I am the son of Van Hohenheim,” he grinds out. “I am the older brother of Alphonse Elric. That’s all I am.”

He lets his hands drop beside his head to stare at the ceiling, indistinguishable from the absolute darkness around him. “I’m just Ed and no one else,” he whispers to himself. “Those memories aren’t mine, they’re just leftover noise from my bastard grandfather playing dress up with my body. They’ll go away with time, it’s just an echo, like the aftershocks of a transmutation. They’re not real.”

Ed hopes that if he just tells himself often enough, he will believe it in time.



Blaise is worried.

Ed had been off when he got back to the common room the previous evening, and this morning he had been gone by the time Blaise and the rest of their dorm had woken up.

Ed has a tendency to disappear to Morgana knows where, sure. But usually you can find him if you know where to look. The Great Hall. The Library. The Kitchens. The Quidditch Pitch.

But yesterday he was nowhere to be found and returned looking like he had spent the entire day in Draco’s secret basement tinkering with whatever vile shit his dad stores there. And this morning—

“Nope on the library,” Pansy reports, sitting down across from him. “You?”

“Wasn’t in the kitchens either.”

“Drat.”

“Quidditch pitch was a bust, too,” Draco says as he slumps onto the bench next to Blaise.

Blaise lets his head fall to the table next to his plate in a rare show of despair. “Where is he?”

“Where’s who?” The three of them whirl around to see Ed looking at them with a raised eyebrow, clearly doing his best to look like usual. But there is a sickly pallor to his skin and bags under his eyes and something haunted in his gaze even as he slides into the empty seat beside Pansy. “Guys?”

“Where were you?” Draco demands, pale eyes scrutinizing him. “You disappeared all day yesterday and this morning you were nowhere to be found, either!”

Something flashes over his face before he puts on an impressive mask of nonchalance, shrugging as he begins loading scrambled eggs on his plate. “I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t fall back asleep, so I went to Pomfrey and asked for her to knock me out. Just woke up.”

“And yesterday,” Pansy asks, clearly catching up on his attempt to avoid the topic.

Ed tenses, and for just a moment his eyes flit to the head table, and Blaise takes a covert glance there. Most of the teachers seem normal, though Lupin looks a little out of it. While he watches he sees green eyes roam the Great Hall until they land on Ed, something tense leaving his shoulders before engaging in a conversation with McGonagall.

“I was out running errands,” Ed finally provides, the words stilted. “Nothing serious.” Drop it, his tone says, his eyes daring them to keep asking. When they take the hint he nods to himself, taking a sip of coffee. “So, anyone wanna enlighten me why I had about half a dozen people give me chocolates on the way here?”

Pansy jumps on the attempt to change the topic. “What? You don’t have Valentine’s Day where you’re from?”

He blinks at her. “Valen-what?”

“Valentine’s,” Draco provides with a sniff. “It’s a holiday to celebrate love, dumbass. I figured that was why you dragged me on that stupid double date on Saturday.”

“I mean it was,” Pansy agrees. “Ed didn’t seem confused, so we figured he knew what was going on.”

“I see,” Ed says slowly. “So should I have not accepted them if I don’t reciprocate? I figured it was some dumb joke about the Werewolf thing again.”

“What?”

He shrugs. “You know, like how Brown and Patil thought Remus was a Werewolf cos obviously I am a Werewolf, and he carries chocolate around everywhere in case of Dementor depression?”

Pansy snorts. “That’s such a leap only you could come up with it.”

“Pansy, they thought Remus was a Werewolf just because I must be one and we spend a lot of time together. And everyone thinks I’m a Werewolf because of my spite essay—,”

“And Nott,” Draco adds between bites of toast.

“And Nott,” Ed concedes. “Also let’s not forget the ‘Remus is trans’ thing,” he rolls his eyes. “Also, I’m obviously the secret son of the Dark Lord, apparently.”

Pansy chokes on her juice. “What?”

“Don’t get me started,” he sighs, though there is something tense in the twist of his mouth.

“Ed?”

They look up, Lovegood standing behind Ed with one of her usual eerily detached expressions on her face. “Yeah?”

“I wanted to thank you for my birthday gift,” she says breezily. “Just curious, how did you get it on my nightstand?”

“I asked a House Elf for help.”

“I see, that makes sense,” she nods, tilting her head in a way that makes an intricate silver hair clip sporting a winged horse gleam in the light. “How did you know I like Thestrals?”

Ed shrugs. “You seem the type.”

She smiles. “I suppose that is right. Thank you, Ed.”

“No problem.”

Lovegood blinks once, slowly, almost sleepily. “When’s your birthday, by the way?”

Some color finally returns to Ed’s face as he attempts to wave her off. “You don’t have to—,”

“I’d like to.”

With a sigh he lets his hands drop. “22 March.”

“Thank you,” she says for the third time, then waves and glides over to the Ravenclaw table.

“Your birthday’s next month?” It’s the first thing Blaise has said since Ed came to the table, and he’s surprised it’s this his mind latches on to.

“Huh, yeah, I suppose it is,” he frowns in mild confusion. “Kinda lost track of time, can’t believe I’m gonna be sixteen already.”

“And yet you’re stuck with the rest of us third years,” Draco snorts.

“Woe is me,” Ed deadpans, and stuffs a forkful of bacon in his mouth.



“Hey,” Ed says to him after class, looking uncomfortable. “Are you alright?”

Remus raises an eyebrow. “I feel like I should be the one asking you that, Ed.”

“I’m fine,” he insists, the fervor greatly diminished by the sickly paleness of his skin and the bags under his eyes. “I’m not the one who—,” he cuts himself off, casting a quick glance around the room before leaning closer, lowering his voice. “You got tortured, I think that’s the more pressing matter, Remus.”

“I am used to pain,” Remus argues, leaving out how much worse it had been than even his worst full moon. “You, on the other hand, were possessed by the soul of a maniac.”

Something like fear flashes over Ed’s face almost too quickly for Remus to see before he steels his expression. “I’ll be fine.”

“So you aren’t fine now,” Remus states, watching as Ed narrows his eyes in frustration. “Ed—,”

“I am fine,” Ed lies.

He pinches the bridge of his nose. “Ed, you can talk to me—,”

“There is nothing to talk about on my end,” Ed cuts him off before storming out the room, the door banging closed behind him.

Remus sighs, and hopes he’ll come around on his own.



By the time dinner is over Ed has been presented with something like fifty chocolates over the course of the day, and only a handful of those were by people he actually knew. He keeps the ones from those, like Lee and the twins, who he suspects mostly did it to mess with Ron, and drops the remainder on one of the tables in the common room. “Help yourselves, everyone, I’m off to bed.”

Ed is halfway to his dorm when Blaise catches up with him, and even in the flickering light he looks slightly flushed, not meeting his eyes. “Yeah? You okay?”

“Yes,” Blaise grits out, shuffling uneasily. “Don’t make this weird.”

“Make what weird, exactly?” Ed blinks when Blaise thrusts a small box of chocolates into his hands. “Blaise—,”

“Don’t,” Blaise insists with a glare. “This is just—, just to cheer you up, because you’ve been so down in the dumps, okay?”

Ed would like to ask where he got the chocolate from on such short notice then, but bites his tongue, taking the box with some anxiety he can’t really explain. “Thanks,” he licks his lips once, mouth suddenly dry. “I appreciate it, really.”

Blaise sniffs. “You better. Now catch some sleep, you look like a raccoon with those eyebags.”

His lips twitch into a wry smile. “Thanks for the flattery, honeypie.”

Rolling his eyes Blaise turns around and leaves him in the hallway clutching the box of chocolates.

Ed walks the rest of the way to his dorm and sinks down on the bed, absentmindedly patting Roy’s head where he’s curled up on his nightstand watching the fish in the lake swim by. He opens the box to see four small pralines nestled in scarlet silk paper, the chocolates themselves unassuming.

Ed had kind of expected Blaise to get him something over the top and tacky to go along with their usual shenanigans, this almost seemed sincere in gesture, and Ed has no idea what to make of it.

Heart beating anxiously in his chest he picks up one of the chocolates and plops it in his mouth, surprised at the sharp spice of chili bursting on his tongue. “Man,” he says, wiping at his suddenly watering eyes. “You really know me, you dick.”




[Tuesday, 15 February 1994, Third Year Slytherin Dorm]

 

He grins, cutting his finger and letting the crimson liquid drop to the ground, welcoming the feeling of the Truth washing over him once again.

It would be the end of the people of Funan, but what better way to live on than through him aNd HiS dEeDs—

                           “Right now the two of us are the center of EvErYtHiNg—!”

            “That locket of yours—,”

                    “Your legacy ends tOnIgHT, monSTeR—,”

“Don’t define being human with emotion but cold, hard logic, alchemist!”

 

When Ed jerks awake he half-expects to be surrounded by blood and fire and the burning cold hands of the Truth.

Instead he is in his bed, panting and sweaty and reeling.

With a low groan he presses his clammy brow into his pillow, knowing that unless he goes back to the Hospital Wing he won’t catch any sleep again. But Pomfrey's questions had been uncomfortable, and the sleep from her potion had left him waking up groggy and out of it, and he hadn’t felt any more rested besides.

“I’m Edward Elric,” he mutters into the pillow. “Those memories are Herpo’s, not mine.”

He’s still telling himself the same thing when dawn breaks, and is no closer to believing it.




[Wednesday, 16 February 1994, Third Year Slytherin Dorm]

 

Remember the feeling of using Envy’s stone—

 

              “Your naivety will cost you your life someday!”

“I will use my own life force for the transmutation.”

                                       “Not wanting to kill is a good principle, but in a fight it’s your downfall—”

“How do you sense homunculi?”

“It’s their chi,” he explains, raising a finger. “The energy of the world, of life, of everything around you—”

 

Remember the feeling of using life itself—

 

Ed awakes with a start and stares at the black ceiling above him, resigned to another sleepless night.

“At least I didn’t get more flashbacks from the bastard,” he sighs, rubbing at his face. “Small mercies.”



Ed is having one hell of a week.

Three days in a row of waking up from nightmares and unable to fall back asleep, of getting flashbacks and bits of memory from his bastard grandfather — which is still a bit of information he would rather not have, thank you very much — and generally feeling like he’s balancing on the precipice of fucking losing it.

There is an insistent buzzing in his ears like a million bees, electricity under his skin like a storm, magic in his blood like a calamity.

Ed groans, turning over onto his stomach and burying his face in one of his pillows.

I just want to go home.

He jerks up when the door to the dorm is flung open, frowning when he sees who is interrupting his angst session. “Harry? How the fuck did you get in here?” He pauses, contemplating. “Shouldn’t you be in class?”

Harry stops with an expression torn between offense and incredulity. “First of all, classes are over, you skipped them all—,”

“Oh,” Ed says. “I guess that explains why I feel like death warmed over.”

“And,” Harry continues with a glare. “I asked Malfoy, who said, and I quote: if I tell you, make sure he stops his sulking long enough to look over my Astronomy homework before class tonight.”

“Git,” Ed says, then adds. “I’m not sulking—,”

“Well, good, because I came here to sulk.”

And with those words Harry lets himself fall face down onto Ed’s duvet.

For a long moment Ed simply stares at the back of Harry’s messy head of black hair, then decides that this is his bed and if anyone is going to sulk on it it will be him, damn it.

Not that he’s sulking.

He kicks Harry in the side. “Oi, why are you sulking on my bed?” Harry grumbles something that is muffled by the duvet, and Ed rolls his eyes, turning him over like he’s flipping an omelet. “Come again?”

“I’m mad at Dumbledore, and if I sulked in my room Ron and Hermione would just try to talk me out of being mad, and I wanna be mad right now. I figured if anyone was going to let me be angry at him in peace it’d be you.”

“Fair enough,” Ed allows, and flops down on Harry just to be an ass. “So, why’re you angry?”

Harry groans, flinging his hands dramatically before letting them fall back to the bed. “Sirius got officially exonerated today, was all over the paper.”

“Okay,” Ed says. “Good for him.”

“Right? And since it’s official, we went to Dumbledore to talk about letting me live with Sirius now.”

Ed frowns. “I dunno why you’d have to inform the guy, but sure.”

“And he said no!” Harry continues like Ed hadn’t spoken, waving his arms some more. “Said I had to stay with my family,” he says the word like it tastes foul, and from what Ed’s gathered about the Dursleys that might even be accurate. “This is so unfair! Sirius is my godfather, my parents wanted him to take care of me, not my stupid aunt and uncle! They made me live in a cupboard for eleven years, how is that better than staying with Sirius, who actually wants me around?”

“They what?”

“Yes, but that’s not important, I got a room now,” Harry waves him off like that wasn’t fucking concerning information. “And I don’t get it! Sirius even has a house — an awful one, from what he and Lupin said, but living on the Knight Bus for summer break would be preferable as long as I am staying with someone who actually gives a shit about me.”

Sometime during his rant Harry has crossed his arms over his chest and is now glare-pouting at the ceiling, and Ed has slowly sat up to stare at him. “So, let me get this straight. Not only did Dumbledore knowingly make you live with your abusive relatives for the past twelve years—,”

“Dunno if he knew—,”

“But,” Ed cuts him off. “Now that your actual legal guardian is present and willing and able to house you, he says no? Like he even has any legal authority over the matter in the first place? Did I understand this right?”

“Yes.”

Ed must be quiet for too long, because Harry suddenly stops glaring holes into the ceiling and turns to him with a frown. “Ed?”

“I needed something to distract myself with anyways, thanks mate.”

“Uh, what?” As Ed gets off the bed and changes into clean clothes Harry sits up to watch him, suddenly looking worried. “Ed?”

“You are in luck, Harry. Forcing people to do what I want is my specialty and favorite pastime.”

“What?”

Ed turns to him, halfway out the door. “Oh, can you look after Roy while I go kick Dumbledore’s ass? Great, you’re awesome.”

“What?”



Ed forces his way past the password-guarded entrance to Dumbledore’s office almost absentmindedly. Usually he likes to at least pretend he can’t get into any place he pleases if he wants it enough, but he hasn’t had a good night’s sleep since Sunday and has chosen to fuel his angst into fixing Harry’s living situation, so, really, subtlety is out the window.

Dumbledore wants to stay on his shitlist? Fine, he’ll give him the Fullmetal Alchemist Shitlist VIP treatment then.

(if he wasn’t running on fumes, he might realize that he was getting ever closer to the precipice, and it was just a matter of time before his fragile grasp over his temper would snap)

To his credit Dumbledore doesn’t startle when Ed kicks his door down.

McGonagall does, though. “Mr Elric,” she barks, hand flying to her chest. “What in the world—,”

“So, old man,” Ed says, cutting her off as he crosses his arms over his chest. “You think you have the authority to decide where Harry lives, huh?”

“Mr Elric,” McGonagall tries again. “I don’t know what has gotten into you, but this is audacious even for you.”

“You haven’t seen audacious yet,” Ed argues, meeting Dumbledore’s eyes head on. “Sirius Black is Harry’s legal guardian, not you. He gets to decide where the kid lives, and if it’s under a fucking bridge with a Troll. So unless you can whip out a will where the Potters made you his legal guardian, you can leave your nose out of Harry’s business.”

“Edward—,” Dumbledore is cut off by Harry, Sirius and Remus tumbling into the office in a wild panic, and all of them turn to look at the group.

Remus facepalms. “Knew we’d be too late to stop him.”

“Why would you want to stop me? I’m right,” Ed growls, whipping back around to face Dumbledore. “You have no right to make Harry stay with his relatives. They made him live in a cupboard for eleven years, and I bet that’s only the fucking tip of the iceberg,” he waves behind him at Sirius. “He wants the kid, and has the legal right to decide where he stays. It was a courtesy they even told you in the first place. Where do you get the audacity to decide he has to stay with some abusive assholes instead?”

For a moment it’s quiet, then Sirius turns to Harry, voice low. “They did what?”

“I have a room now—,”

“That’s hardly the point,” Ed drawls, gaze still locked on Dumbledore’s. “If you have a satisfactory explanation, I’d love to hear it.”

Dumbledore sighs, closing his eyes briefly, and somehow his calm countenance just puts Ed even more on edge. “Your fervor for your friend’s wellbeing is commendable, really, but I don’t have to explain myself to you, Edward.”

“Fair,” Ed says, feeling too small for his skin, for the office. “In that case let me make something very clear to you, though. If you try to make Harry stay with his relatives this summer or anytime beyond that, you will find out what it truly means to be on my bad side.”

Remus hisses, stepping forward to grab his shoulder. “Ed—,”

“Mr Elric, while I agree with you,” McGonagall says. “I must remind you that you are a student, and this is hardly appropriate—,”

“Edward,” Dumbledore says, calm, so infuriatingly calm— “I do not appreciate being threatened by a teenager—,”

Without warning every window in the office bursts apart, letting in the wet February wind, howling like a storm.

 

“Oh my, now, this is unexpected.”

        you would be so much fun if only you didnt have all these pesky morals after all that you have done why balk at murder its such a silly thing to draw the line at isnt it—

“Oh, silly mutt, do you truly think that I need my hands to deal with you?”

        youve spat on human life before havent you when you worked with that thing when you used souls to save your own skin—

                      get out of my head—

“Don’t define being human with emotion but cold, hard logic, alchemist!”

        if only you dared—

“Not wanting to kill is a good principle, but in a fight it’s your downfall—”

 

“Ed!”

He blinks, coming back up from the jumbled memories of his nightmares to stare at Remus. Swallowing, he tries to get his racing heart back under control, uncomfortably aware of every single pair of eyes in the room being focused on him. He clears his throat, fighting to keep the electric buzzing in his hands in check. “Sorry,” he mutters. “Haven’t been sleeping well.”

Understanding flashes over Remus’ face. “You should have talked to me—,”

“Now,” Dumbledore interrupts him, voice as hard as steel. “I’d like to know what just happened, Edward.” The way he says his name almost makes him flinch, but he suppresses the urge, averting his eyes.

“Albus—,”

“No,” Dumbledore cuts Remus off again. “If Edward here insists on being treated like an adult, then he will be able to explain himself without you, Remus,” he pins him with his blue eyes. “Won’t you?”

Ed clenches his jaw. “I’m sorry for,” he clears his throat, waving sheepishly at the shattered windows. “That. It wasn’t my intention.”

“Not your intention?” McGonagall breathes. “You just shattered every single window in the headmaster’s office!”

“Not on purpose,” he argues. “I have a short fuse when I haven’t slept well.”

“I’d argue you have a short fuse in general,” Remus says dryly, rubbing his temple and walking over to the closest window to start fixing the damage.

McGonagall rounds on Remus then. “How are you so calm about this? There are wards on this office and he broke through them with unintentional magic,” she turns back to him, and this time Ed does flinch. “How often does this happen?”

Ed swallows. “Only happened once before, during a panic attack. Professor Lupin managed it well and no one got hurt.”

“No one got—, Mr Elric, this is no joking matter!”

“I know,” he throws his hands up, clamping down on the energy buzzing under his skin just barely quickly enough to prevent another discharge. “It’s not like I did it on purpose, okay! I’ve slept maybe four hours since Sunday, excuse me for running on fumes!”

“And why is that,” Dumbledore asks, eerily calm, and Ed will blame the entire shitty week he’s had on the words that come out of his mouth next.

“Because my stupid grandfather’s soul possessed me and almost killed Remus, okay?!” The moment the words are spoken Ed tenses, feeling all the blood drain from his face and cold dread engulf him like a shroud.

The silence that follows in the wake of his outburst could be cut by a knife.

It’s Sirius who breaks it, and something like a dog’s growl twinges with his voice as he speaks. “You did what?”

“I—,”

“Nothing happened,” Remus declares with a hard voice, having abandoned his quest to repair the windows in favor of handling more precarious issues. “It was all under control—,”

“It wasn’t!” Ed yells, because fuck it, he’s already headed to a one way trip to Azkaban at this rate. “I used an Unforgivable Curse on you, for fuck’s sake!”

“What?!” McGonagall yelps and goes ignored as Remus takes several steps towards Ed.

“It wasn’t you, it was your grandfather!” Remus throws up his own hands, exasperated. “By Merlin, Ed, I told you I’m fine—,”

“If I hadn’t wrestled control when I did,” Ed cuts him off, voice hoarse and eyes suspiciously wet. “He would have killed you, okay? I heard every fucked up thing he thought and said and planned to do and he was going to fucking murder you,” he brings up his steel hand to grip into his hair, feeling himself shake. “And all of that only happened because I was a fucking idiot, so don’t you go and-and pretend it’s fine because the hell it isn’t!”

Remus leans down, green eyes blazing. “I agreed to your stupid plan in the first place, so if anything we’re both at fault. So stop being a fucking dumbass, Ed, or I swear I will actually throw you out the window!”

Ed reels back, mouth opening and closing several times before he finds his voice. “Are you for real? Like your scrawny ass could even lift me!”

“Excuse me? You’re like three feet short, even two steel limbs won’t make a fucking difference!”

“Who are you calling a minuscule shortstack, you motherfucking—”

“ENOUGH!”

Everyone flinches at Dumbledore’s shout, and when Ed dares to chance a glance he finds the man’s expression grim in a way he isn’t sure he’s seen before. He can’t believe he forgot their audience to the point he started a fight with his teacher, Remus having started it or not. He might as well mentally prepare himself for a prison sentence and trying to figure out how to make his way across the fucking North Sea without a boat or broom.

Remus clears his throat, an embarrassed flush high on his cheeks. “We can explain—,”

“I think,” Dumbledore says. “You have explained quite enough,” he closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, before opening them again. “Edward, you will go first, and I expect complete honesty, I think I deserve as much after you destroyed part of my office like that. Once we have settled that, I am willing to discuss the matter of Harry’s living arrangements. Is that acceptable?” Ed presses his lips together but gives a curt nod that Dumbledore returns in kind. “Would you prefer to tell me in private?”

Oh, fuck it. “They might as well stay.”

“Very well,” he waves a hand. “Whenever you’re ready.”

“Ed—,”

“It’s fine,” he cuts him off, sending him a meaningful look, covering his expression from Dumbledore with his bangs. Remus blinks once, then turns himself slightly so Dumbledore doesn’t have direct line of sight of his face. Looking back at Dumbledore Ed tries his best to keep his own face neutral. “I came into possession of my grandfather’s Horcrux, and on Sunday Remus helped me destroy it in the Shrieking Shack.”

Dumbledore straightens in his chair, blue eyes narrowing. “Your grandfather made a Horcrux?”

“Yes.”

“And you managed to destroy it?”

“Yes.”

“How?”

Ed licks his lips. “I developed a method to sever the tie between the vessel and soul fragment based on the original process of creating a Horcrux.”

“I didn’t understand a word of that,” Harry mutters behind him, only for McGonagall to shush him, her face severe as she watches him.

“So you are telling me,” Dumbledore says. “That not only did one of your close relatives create a Horcrux, you know how to create one as well?”

He swallows. “Yes,” he considers the words again before adding. “Though, to be fair, I never met the guy, unless you count getting possessed by a fragment of his soul.”

Remus sighs. “Ed.”

He rolls his eyes. “If you are worried about me making one, well, I suppose all I can do is assure you I have no interest in it.”

“What matters,” Remus says, ignoring the look from Dumbledore. “Is that it worked, and the Horcrux is destroyed.”

“Could someone,” Harry butts in. “Explain what a Horcrux even is?”

Ed frowns, turning around to look at him. “You destroyed one just last year, what do you mean you don’t know what it is?”

Harry returns the frown in kind. “What?”

“Now,” Dumbledore hums, something grave in his voice. “How would you know about that, Edward?”

Fuck. “Ginny Weasley mentioned that she was possessed by Voldemort to open the Chamber of Secrets last year. Considering I got possessed by my bastard grandfather on Sunday, well,” he shrugs. “It’s not an unreasonable conclusion,” looking at Harry again he elaborates. “It’s a Dark Artifact that contains a fragment of a witch or wizard’s soul, preventing their soul from passing on upon death, and allowing resurrection under the right circumstances.”

Understanding flashes over Harry’s face. “So that wasn’t just his memory?”

“No,” Ed snorts. “That was the real deal.”

“And instead of bringing the existence of something so dangerous to the attention of the school or ministry, you decided to experiment on it in a dilapidated building?” McGonagall asks, looking very much like she would have a go at throwing him out the window herself. “Are you daft?”

“Technically, I asked an expert’s opinion?” He jabs a thumb at Remus, who slaps his hand away with a sour expression.

“I am hardly an expert on blood magic, Ed.”

Sirius walks up and grabs him by the shoulder, glaring down at him. “I would like some elaboration on almost murdering my best friend.”

“Sirius—,”

“No, you don’t get to keep defending this kid when he apparently used an Unforgivable Curse on you! He mind controlled you!” Remus’ expression escapes him for a moment, and Sirius goes very, very still. “Remus,” he says, voice low and dangerous. “Please tell me it was just mind control.”

“Sirius—,”

“It was the Cruciatus Curse, okay?” Ed’s voice sounds foreign to his own ears as he shakes Sirius’ slackened grip off. “And I wrestled back control of my body just enough for Remus to disarm me when the bastard started thinking about using the third one, alright? Why the fuck do you think I haven’t gotten a lick of sleep for three days straight?”

“I knew trusting a snake—,”

“That’s enough,” Remus snarls, pushing himself between Ed and Sirius. “It’s hardly worth the fuss—,”

“Did you forget what that curse did to Alice and Frank?!”

“Of course not! But I’m fucking fine, and I’m not going to let you or anyone else keep giving Ed a hard time about something he didn’t even do when he hasn’t even slept since it happened!”

“Remus,” Ed starts weakly, trying to push him aside, but he’s staying surprisingly steadfast. “It’s not like I don’t deserve—,”

“You don’t,” Remus insists without even looking at him. “I was the adult and should have realized we were in over our heads and—, no, you are shutting up now,” he snaps when Ed tries to argue. “Just because you are a fucking genius doesn’t mean you are mature enough to call the shots on something that dangerous. I fucked up by not realizing we should have more than just me there, okay? I’m the adult, not you, no matter how fucking brilliant you are.”

Sirius snorts, crossing his arms. “Where are you getting genius from? Kid’s a dumbass.”

“Say that again and I’ll punch you,” Remus says without mirth. “Ed solved your case. Ed developed a method to destroy Horcruxes in the span of six months, on his own. He might have the same lack of common sense as you, but at least he knows how to use his brain on occasion!”

“That isn’t fair—,”

“You aren’t being fair either,” Remus cuts him off. “If Ed wore red or yellow or blue you would sing a different tune all day long, but you see green and immediately think he’s the second fucking coming of Voldemort! I was the one who got tortured by his grandfather, and I don’t hold it against him, because it wasn’t Ed’s fault. He’s a kid, Sirius, who thought it was his responsibility to get rid of something a relative left behind he has never even met, because he knew it could be dangerous, and you are the last person who should think it’s okay to judge someone based on their family.”

“Uh, Ed?” Harry asks, looking extremely uncomfortable. “Are you alright?”

Remus whirls around, wide-eyed, and something like laughter bubbles up in Ed as he desperately wipes at his eyes. “Sorry, I’m a mess,” he half-chuckles, half-sobs, rubbing his shirt sleeve over his eyes in a vain attempt to stem the flow of tears. “I just—, uh, I need a sec.”

Remus waves his hands awkwardly. “Did I say something wrong?”

“No!” Ed snorts, rubbing more insistently at his eyes. “I just… thanks?”

“Huh?”

He shrugs, finally getting his tears under control. “I don’t remember the last time someone stood up for me like that, to be honest.”

“Wow,” Sirius snarks. “Your life’s kinda sad, isn’t it?”

“Pot, meet kettle,” Remus snarls, throwing him a glare over his shoulder before focusing on Ed. “Are you sure you’re alright?”

Ed is about to shrug him off, but pauses, considering. Brushing off his concern hadn’t exactly been working out for him, had it? And he’s already broken down in the middle of a fucking crowd, not like his image can take any more of a hit at this point. “No, but I’ll get there.”

A nod. “Okay then, I’ll hold you to that.”

Dumbledore clears his throat. “Is that all?”

No. “Yes.”

“Very well. 50 points from Slytherin for that foolish endeavor,” Dumbledore says almost absentmindedly. “And I’ll expect you to explain the method you devised for the destruction of Horcruxes to me once you are in a better state of mind. And Remus,” the man in question stiffens. “You are on thin ice. Repeat this lapse in judgment and I will be forced to release you from your post as professor. I do hope it won’t come to that, you are quite… popular with our students.”

Wow, Ed thinks dryly. That’s—

“Bullshit,” to all their surprise McGonagall is the one who spoke, her expression annoyed. “They did this outside of school, you can’t punish them for something that didn’t even happen on campus, when you awarded Potter and his friends points for actively breaking the rules just two years ago. That’s insane.”

“Minerva,” Dumbledore starts, but she crosses her arms with a huff, not giving him a chance to continue.

“Mr Elric, I think for discovering a safe method for the disposal of a volatile Dark Artifact and the wherewithal to have a teacher be present I shall award you… 60 points for Slytherin,” she raises her chin slightly at Dumbledore, as if daring him to argue.

Ed snorts, quickly covering it up with a cough. Behind him he hears Harry hiss fair enough in parsel and quickly bites his tongue before he actually bursts out laughing.

Deciding that this has all the makings of derailing the conversation more than it already had, Ed clears his throat. “So, Harry’s living arrangements. We had a deal.”

For just a moment Ed wonders if Dumbledore will argue with him, but then the old man sighs, briefly closing his eyes before fixing him with his light blue eyes again. “When Harry’s mother sacrificed herself to protect him from Voldemort, she cast strong, protective magic on him. I supplemented it with a charm that protects Harry from Voldemort as long as Harry stays with one of her blood relatives and can call their place home.”

Ed crosses his arms. “In general, or just within her house?”

A brief pause. “Inside the house.”

Ed shrugs, waving a hand. “Fidelius on wherever Harry and Sirius decide to stay, not gonna make a difference one way or the other.”

Dumbledore raises an eyebrow. “The Fidelius is fallible.”

“Only as fallible as the Secret Keeper,” Ed argues. “We’ll make it you this time, problem solved, and Harry gets to live with someone who gives a shit about his happiness for once. Or,” he tilts his head, smiling in what he knows can be a quite scary manner, because Dumbledore is an ass and he doesn’t like him one bit. “I’ll do it if you’ll be difficult about it.”

Remus sighs. “Ed, really?”

“Harry deserves to live with someone who cares about him. He deserves to have a place he can call home and feel safe and loved at. Kid’s an orphan, let him have this.” It’s one thing to choose to abandon your home, set it ablaze and cut off your way back, but a whole other to never get the choice. He might not like Sirius much at all — and the feeling is quite mutual, evidently — but the guy cared for Harry, and that is more than enough in his book.

Dumbledore leans back in his seat, idly tapping the tips of his fingers together. “Very well. However,” he interjects before Harry could voice his excitement. “I will inspect the protections in place outside the Fidelius, before I cast it.”

Ed shrugs. “Fair.”

He sighs. “Well then. Was that all you wanted to discuss, Edward?”

“Just about,” he hesitates. “Sorry again, about the windows.”

Ed could swear Dumbledore looked exasperated. “Water under the bridge.”

“Alright,” he casts a sidelong glance at Remus. “We’ll… be going then.”

His friend rolls his eyes and pushes him towards the door with a bit more force than necessary, Harry and Sirius following suit. It’s not until the griffin statue has closed off the staircase that Remus lightly slaps the back of his head. “Idiot.”

“I deserved that,” Ed winces, rubbing his head even if it doesn’t actually smart. “I probably shouldn’t have stormed in without a plan.”

“Oh, you aren’t an idiot for that,” Remus argues. “You’re an idiot for not coming to me with your problems. Can’t believe I asked Severus for Occlumency lessons and you go and pull this shit before I even managed to have a single one.”

Sirius chokes on air, rounding on their mutual friend like he had just admitted to kicking puppies for fun. “You did what?”

“Oh, shove it, Sirius,” Remus rolls his eyes. “Grow up.”

“It’s Snape.”

“It was him or Dumbledore, and I knew Severus would ask less awkward questions.”

Ed raises an eyebrow at him. “Why ask for the lessons at all?”

Pinching his nose Remus shoots him a glare. “You are asking why I took measures to protect all the crap you told me Sunday from getting into the wrong hands?” Under his breath he mutters. “You and Sirius really are two birds of a feather, not an ounce of common sense to be found.”

“I take offense to that,” Ed sniffs. “I wouldn’t have let the rat bastard frame me like this loser did.”

“No, you would have actually blown up the street,” Remus deadpans, swiftly moving out of range of Ed’s automail leg. “Your solutions are mostly limited to violence and manipulation, and the latter only if you don’t have a choice.”

“Violence is the question, and yes is the answer, and the time for it is always.”

“I’m seriously afraid to consider the implications if you had gone to school with us,” Remus says, and Ed feels his lips twitch at the confusion on their companions’ faces, the underlying meaning of the jab going over their heads. “By the way,” he continues, changing the topic. “How did you know the new password to his office? I didn’t tell you, and he changed it Monday.”

“As if I let something trivial like not knowing a password stop me.”

Harry stares at him. “I can never tell if you’re joking or not.”

“It’s better if you assume he’s never joking,” Remus says dryly, giving Sirius a look. “Don’t you have something to tell Ed, Sirius? Like thank you, for example, since he got Dumbledore to agree to let Harry stay with you?”

Sirius crosses his arms and pouts in a remarkably childish fashion. “Thanks. I guess.”

“Wow, that really hurt you to say, didn’t it?”

“Fuck off.”

“I think I will, I’m hungry. Harry?”

“Oh,” the boy blinks, giving the two adults a glance before shrugging. “Sure.”

“Great, see ya later,” he wraps an arm around Harry’s shoulders, giving Remus and Sirius a careless wave.

“Really, Moony?” Sirius asks, sounding betrayed. “Snivellus? Of all people?”

Remus’ groan is tuned out by Harry. “Hey, Ed?”

“Hm?”

“Thanks.”

Ed blinks down at the kid, and unlike his godfather he actually looks sincere. He squeezes his shoulder, once, looking ahead again. “Anytime.”




[Saturday, 19 February 1994, Quidditch Pitch]

 

Sirius does his best to ignore the scattered stares still following him as he and Remus settle down in the teachers’ stands. He supposes it would be too much to ask people not to stare just because the paper said he’s innocent. It’s still annoying as fuck though.

“So, Gryffindor versus Slytherin,” he says, looking around them and only slightly miffed at the almost even split of colors proclaiming their support. “Can’t say I’m not looking forward to seeing Harry play.”

“Harry’s great,” Remus agrees, smiling as Sprout hands him two mugs of steaming mulled wine. Sirius takes his with a muttered thanks her way. “Though Ed is pretty good, too. Will probably be a close match.”

Sirius rolls his eyes, sipping from his drink. “Of course the kid’s a Seeker. What next, prefect?”

“If Albus makes him prefect in fifth year I think I might actually quit,” Remus sounds only half-joking as he says it.

“I think a lot of us would,” McGonagall snorts from in front of them. “Which might be our only saving grace.”

Sirius frowns. “Wait, hold on, how old is the kid?”

“Turns 16 next month, but the ministry put him in third year because he was homeschooled in his home country,” Remus provides, something odd in his green eyes as he says it. “I think he would do my job better than me.”

Sirius is kept from inquiring further not just about the remark but the weird look on his friend’s face by the whistle blowing to signal the start of the match, two teams and the referee rising into the air.

“Spinnet of Gryffindor with the Quaffle, heading to the goalposts and—, oof, Derrick of Slytherin hits her with a Bludger, now Malfoy has the Quaffle—,”

“So,” Sirius hedges, eyes focused on the game. “I get that you and that kid are close, but what I don’t get is why.”

Remus claps when the Malfoy kid scores a goal, ignoring his poisonous glare. “I told you.”

“You told me the how,” Sirius disagrees, letting out a whoop when one of Molly and Arthur’s lot nearly shoots the Slytherin brat out of the sky — “That was a close one with the Bludger from George Weasley that Edward Elric barely dodged. Has no business looking good almost getting knocked out—, ow, yes, Professor, I’ll stay on topic,” — grunting when Remus elbows him in the side. “Not the why.”

Remus is quiet for a bit, and it’s not until two goals from Gryffindor later that he finally answers him. “He trusts me.”

Sirius looks at him then, raising an eyebrow. “What?”

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Padfoot, but that kid has more issues than the Daily Prophet,” his best friend deadpans, wincing when a Gryffindor Chaser, Katie Bell, gets hit by a Bludger and loses the Quaffle. “He doesn’t trust easily, is what I’m saying. He’s caustic and rude, he’s too smart for his own good and, worst of all, knows that he is one of the smartest people in a room at any given time. He runs on spite and ambition and a pettiness that eclipses your own—,”

“Hey!”

“But,” Remus continues, ignoring him. In the meantime Slytherin scores another goal. Neither Harry nor the kid have seemingly caught sight of the Snitch yet. “He’s also kind. You know what the first thing he asked me was, when he confronted me about my furry little problem?” Sirius snorts at the old moniker, but shakes his head no. “He asked if I’m alright.”

Sirius pauses at that, mulled wine halfway to his lips.

“He got me a Christmas present,” Remus goes on, evidently not expecting a response. “He has the moon chart memorized. Last month he—,” he pauses, lowering his voice even though no one was paying attention to their conversation. “He snuck out of bed and kept me company.”

It takes his all not to choke on his drink. “What?”

“Came face to face with a transformed Werewolf and didn’t even flinch,” Remus snorts, shaking his head fondly. “Just said ‘Good evening to you too, Grumpy’, got out a book and settled in a chair.”

Sirius puts his mug down beside him and turns more fully towards Remus. “So, this kid—,”

“Ed,” Remus says, tired and put-upon.

“Fine, so Ed just, what, risked detention to spend all night reading next to a Werewolf?”

“Like the threat of detention would stop him,” his friend rolls his eyes, and shit, maybe that kid was a bit more like him than he gave him credit for. “And he fell asleep around 2AM. Then the next day he caught Pettigrew and proved your innocence, quite an exciting two days all things considered.”

Sirius considers Remus’ fond expression for a moment, missing a Weasley knocking the Slytherin Keeper off his broom and Gryffindor scoring another goal. “Why’d he do that?”

“Knew I can’t sleep even medicated and wanted to keep me company,” Remus shrugs, glancing at him out of the corner of his eyes. “He does that a lot.”

“Does what?”

“Be effortlessly kind, like it’s all just a given. Which isn’t to say he isn’t a vindictive little shit, mind you. When Harry and Ron were being mean to Hermione he sent them a Howler and then proceeded to make their lives hell until they apologized to her.”

“Ah,” Sprout remarks from Remus’ other side. “Yeah, that was hilarious. Still don’t know how he got Argus to ignore the mess Peeves made for him.”

“Oh, that’s actually really funny!” Flitwick pipes up from beside her, grinning brightly. “I caught the two of them talking about paintings, pretty sure that was the first time I ever saw Argus smile at anyone who wasn’t his cat.”

Remus blinks. “What?”

“Apparently Edward is very interested in how moving paintings are made and restored upon damage,” Flitwick sends Sirius a meaningful glance, and he quickly picks up his mug to busy himself with something that wasn’t three people giving him looks. “Argus was rambling at him about the finer details of art restoration and Edward seemed quite invested.”

Remus snorts. “Of course he was,” at their questioning faces he shrugs. “He gets on great with Narcissa Malfoy, I’m told. Spent hours listening to her talk about art history while he stayed at their place for Christmas.”

Sprout hums, sipping her drink. “He does ask a lot of very insightful questions after class, even if he couldn’t keep a weed alive to save his hide.”

Sirius rolls his eyes. “So he knows how to endear himself to authority figures, big whoop.”

“Oh no,” Remus smirks. “He is one hundred percent sincere when he’s like that, trust me.”

“He would have made a fine Ravenclaw,” Flitwick muses as Harry and Ed finally seem to have spotted the Snitch, racing towards the same point. “He is incredibly smart and curious.”

“No, he would have fit better in Hufflepuff,” Sprout argues even while she is on the edge of her seat, Harry evading an incoming Bludger. “The kind of hard work he puts into Herbology despite his lack of talent? Hufflepuff, no doubt.”

“He’s also a reckless git,” Remus pipes up, green eyes laser-focused on the two Seekers neck to neck with each other. “Very Gryffindor of him.”

“So you’re saying he got Sorted wrong?” Sirius could live with that, he supposes.

Ed dodges away from two Bludgers coming for him with hellish precision, and Harry’s hand closes around the tiny speck of winged gold to thunderous applause from everyone, including those clad in green and silver, cheering for a match well-played regardless of the outcome.

“No, his ambition’s just not what you’d expect,” Remus says, almost too low to make out amongst the shouts. In the air Ed is flipping off the Weasley twins and calling them assholes, and Sirius watches as he proceeds to clap and whoop for Harry’s win right after. “I think he got Sorted just right.”




[Wednesday, 23 February 1994, Severus Snape’s Office]

 

He’s in the hospital, five and writhing in pain, blood seeping from his face and arms and chest and faceless people are dripping liquid like fire on wounds that will not close—

             “He will never get to go to school.”

                               “It’s all your fault! That-that thing attacked him because of you!”

“We have made arrangements so that Remus may go to school like everyone else.”

                    He is scared, so, so scared. He finally has friends and they know what he is and he will be all alone again and—

 

“Stop,” he wheezes, the room spinning around him like he had just been flung off a broom. The pressure at his temples relents as Severus lowers his wand, dark eyes inscrutable. “Fuck, that hurts.”

“It always does, when you fight against it,” Severus says blithely, eyeing him. “Is there a reason all your memories were about your condition?”

Remus resists the urge to spit at his feet. “Two days,” he says instead, wondering if he had chosen today to start their lessons on purpose. Civility never had precluded him from being a vindictive little shit.

Severus hums. “Yes, I suppose it would preoccupy you,” he folds his arms as he leans against his desk. The office is filled with the stench of Wolfsbane, and his skin prickles with something distinctly animal in nature. “You have no problem letting me waltz through memories of pain, but once it comes to your little friends you finally grow a backbone. How quaint.”

“Fuck you,” he snarls, showing teeth for a brief moment. “If you’re gonna make comments, at least make them constructive.”

“They are,” Severus shrugs, twirling his wand. Remus watches it with trepidation. “You’re just too thick to get them.”

“Git.”

“Considering you need my help, you are surprisingly willing to antagonize me, Lupin.”

He’s right, and Remus hates it. He looks away from Severus’ smug face to stare at the vial filled with the memories he can’t risk him seeing, placed right next to Severus’ own.

Severus sighs. “You aren’t stupid, Lupin. Think.”

“I am—,”

“Legilimens!”

 

He’s underground, in a series of decommissioned tunnels and bunkers leftover from one muggle war or another. The others are huddled around flickering magic fire, some near-feral. Is this what awaits me—?

                   “Really, James? A sweater with a fucking wolf on the front?”

     “What do you mean, Lily and James are in hiding? Where?”

                                          The office door opens and Ed waltzes in like he owns it, doesn’t even flinch when he comes face to face with him, just smiles and—

 

Remus gasps, pushing against Severus’ invasion of his mind as well as he can. Sweat drips down the side of his face.

“Didn’t expect Elric to be so lackadaisical about breaking and entering,” Severus muses, dark eyes glinting. “I wonder how long until I need to brew two helpings of Wolfsbane.”

He grits his teeth. “I wouldn’t—,”

“We both know that’s only true as long as I make your medicine,” Severus cuts him off, rolling his eyes at his glare. “I won’t stop, I’m not quite as psychopathic as Black.”

“No, you’re just a sadist,” Remus bites out.

“If I was truly so sadistic, I would brush off your pathetic attempts to fight me off instead of letting you succeed,” Severus says dryly, raising an eyebrow. “Once a Legilimens has forced their way in, they decide to leave unless their victim is actually giving it their all, Lupin.”

“Great, why are you telling me this?”

“Because you aren’t putting up an actual fight,” Severus replies like it was the most obvious thing. “You know that nothing I could find in your head right now is any more incriminating than possible detention for a teenager who won’t care. There is no image to tarnish, because I already don’t like you. There is no danger to your little friend, because we both know I don’t care enough to punish his escapades. All the secrets in your head are those of the dead, and the rest is sentimental drivel I have no interest in. You won’t make actual headway in blocking your mind unless you mean it, Lupin. Until then this is a waste of time.” Remus stiffens in his chair, and Severus sneers. “That boy must have truly terrible skeletons hidden in his closet if you are willing to go to such lengths for him.”

“They are his skeletons to hide.”

“He shared them with you, knowing your mind can be breached,” Severus waves him off. “If it wasn’t a risk he was willing to take, that is his fault.”

Remus blinks, considering his options. “And you aren’t just trying to trick me into unwittingly giving you the information?”

“Lupin, if I truly wanted that information all I would have to do is open this vial.”

They both ignore the fact that he wouldn’t get the memories without a fight, because they both know who would win, and the knowledge doesn’t ease Remus’ worries in the slightest. Gritting his teeth he stands up and makes the short way to the vial sitting unassuming on the desk, picking it up. I hope I won’t regret this, he thinks, then uncorks it, lifting his wand to collect his removed memories.

“Very well then,” Severus says once Remus has sat down again. “Let’s see if you’ve learned your lesson yet.

“Legilimens!”




[Friday, 25 February 1994, Remus Lupin’s Office, Day of the Full Moon]

 

Ed blinks when he opens the door to Remus’ office and finds his friend already having company. “Huh,” he says, scratching the side of his face awkwardly. “I guess I shoulda figured you’d have it covered, loser.”

Sirius’ eyebrow twitches where he is standing beside Remus, arms crossed. “Stop calling me a loser.”

“If you stopped being one for even a second I would.”

He throws up his hands, and Ed swears Remus is rolling his eyes, though it’s hard to tell when he’s transformed. “Why are you here?”

“Wanted to keep Remus company, but I can leave you two alone,” Ed smirks at the scandalized expression on Sirius’ face at the implication, and this time he is sure Remus rolled his eyes.

“I hate you,” Sirius says poisonously.

“Ditto,” Ed drawls, flipping him off before plopping himself down on Remus’ bed like he owns it.

Sirius turns to the Werewolf at his side, waving an incredulous hand his way. “Are you just gonna let him talk to me like that?” When Remus just stares at him wordlessly he huffs, looking back at Ed. Ed ignores him with the practiced ease of likewise ignoring his CO when he talks himself into a tizzy about Ed not behaving. “Tch,” he relents eventually, sitting down in an armchair and pulling out a magazine.

They are quiet for a little while before curiosity gets the better of him and Ed sits up, slightly craning his neck to see what Sirius is reading. “Motorcycles?” He didn’t expect the guy to even know what gasoline is.

Sirius rolls his eyes, flipping a page. “Yes, they’re—,”

“I know what a fucking motorcycle is, dimwit,” Ed cuts him off, fully sitting up on the bed. “I’m surprised you know what they are.”

Sirius turns to face him, actual surprise on his face. “How do you know what a motorcycle is?” Next to the fireplace Remus is staring between them and evidently decides that this has all the makings of hell on earth, because he curls himself into a ball and pointedly looks away from them.

Ed rolls his eyes. “I grew up with muggles, what’s your excuse, Mr Toujours Pur?”

A strange expression spreads on Sirius’ face. Glancing back at his magazine he licks his lips before looking at Ed again. “Do you like motorcycles?”

“Yeah,” Ed shrugs. “I want to learn how to drive one, but my brother said I should probably learn how to drive a car first, but the only one who was willing to teach me back home drives like a bat out of hell and I got banned from the wheel after the first lesson. Everyone said we can’t have two Hawkeyes on the street,” at two looks of confusion he amends. “Hawkeye is… an acquaintance, and apparently everyone agrees that I shouldn’t learn how to drive like her,” he scoffs. “Yet no one else was willing to teach me, assholes.”

“... I had a 1959 Triumph Bonneville T120, before I got sent to Azkaban,” Sirius says at length. “Loaned it to Hagrid to get Harry out of Godric’s Hollow that night.”

Ed blinks. “Got a picture?”

Sirius seems to consider that for a moment, startling when Remus nudges him with a giant paw and gestures with his head towards his desk. “Huh?”

He rolls his eyes. “He wants you to look in the drawer, how dense are you?”

“Fuck you.”

“Loser,” Ed reiterates, getting up off the bed to rummage through the desk drawers until he comes across what Remus must have meant. He waves it in Sirius’ direction. “Photo album.”

Something flashes over his face again as he casts a glance at Remus, who has sat up. Ed meanwhile walks over and leans onto the armrest, dropping the album in Sirius’ lap. The older man gingerly flips it open, the first page showing a photo of Hogwarts castle at sunset, leaves blowing in the wind. “That—,” Sirius looks at Remus again briefly before looking back at the photo. “James took this for you, didn’t he?”

Remus rumbles in answer, nudging Sirius impatiently. Ed takes it upon himself to flip the page when he doesn’t react.

They go through pictures slowly, and normally Ed would feel a little like he’s intruding on something private, but neither of them seem to mind his presence. There’s a picture of their graduation, of the Potter wedding, and even one of Harry as a baby that Ed vows to tease his friend about.

“Oh,” he exclaims, leaning in closer. “Is that your motorcycle? That looks cool.” Who he knows to be James Potter is leaning into Sirius, the two wearing matching face-splitting grins as they have an arm wrapped around each other’s shoulders. There is a vague pang in his chest, the ever-present missing of Al and Winry and all the others. He swallows the wet feeling in his throat. “Wonder if Hagrid still has it.”

“I ought to ask,” Sirius says, clearing his throat against the hoarseness in his voice. “We took this picture the day we ended up in a car chase with muggle police and a bunch of Death Eaters hunting us on brooms.”

Ed chokes on his spit. “You what?” He barks out a laugh. “I wish I had seen that.” He had surprisingly never gotten into a car chase, only in a handful of train hijackings. He should add it to his bucket list.

“It was terrifying in the moment,” Sirius muses, amused. “But once we got away we laughed our asses off… I miss him.”

Remus leans into Sirius with his massive head, and Ed fidgets slightly where he’s sitting on the armrest. “It’s been years and I still miss my mom.”

Sirius hums, for once not caustic. “It doesn’t really get easier, does it?”

“Nope,” Ed says, popping the p. “It never does.”

He clears his throat, fingertip tracing his and James’ laughing faces. “Harry looks like him.”

“Yeah,” Ed agrees, exchanging a look with Remus. “So, I wonder, were you as much of a loser in school, or is this a recent thing?”

“Now listen here you little shit—,” and as Ed lets Sirius rant at him about how awesome and popular he was in school, thank you very much, he tries not to think about home and how much he misses everyone, even including his bastard of a boss.

Because, in the end, he’ll at least get to see them again.




[Saturday, 26 February 1994, Remus Lupin’s Office]

 

At some point they must have all fallen asleep, because Ed blinks and comes to still on the armrest, his upper body leaning heavily on Sirius, Remus’ head resting on his arms folded on the other armrest. Suppressing a yawn he carefully lifts himself off of the armchair, stretching himself to get rid of the kinks he got from sleeping in such an awful position.

Remus slowly blinks open his own eyes, grimacing as his own aches and pains catch up with him. “Why didn’t we look at the pictures on my bed?”

“Beats me,” Ed snorts, leaning over to extricate the album from Sirius’ slackened grip to put it away on the coffee table. “How you feeling?”

“Like I need a long, hot bath to ever stand a chance of getting rid of the crick in my neck.”

“Mood.”

“Can you tone it down, you two?” Sirius grumbles, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. “I’m trying to sleep.”

“Not everyone has the sleeping habits of a geriatric dog, Padfoot,” Remus says, rolling his eyes and lightly shoving his shoulder.

More grumbling. “I resent that.”

“Well, I’m off to breakfast,” Ed mutters through another yawn, only to be stopped by Remus’ hand on his arm. “Hm?”

Remus exchanges a quick, meaningful look with Sirius, who groans, rubbing a hand over his face and waving him off with the other. “So, Ed, you don’t really have a place to stay over the summer, right?”

Ed blinks. “Not really? I was thinking of, I don’t know, renting a room somewhere, why?”

Remus blushes slightly, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. “So, Sirius doesn’t plan to move into his family home with Harry, because quite frankly that place is a nightmare—,”

“Remus,” he cuts him off. “Get to the point.”

“So,” he continues with a glare. “We thought… we could move into a house, like, together,” a pause. “Like, the four of us.”

He blinks again. “Wait, what?”

“Merlin’s beard, brat, and you call me stupid,” Sirius snarks from his seat in the armchair. “My old place is unsafe even for cockroaches, Remus’ house is too small, you don’t have a place either, so let’s just all move into a house somewhere together and try not to murder each other, or whatever.”

“You don’t like me,” Ed states blandly. “And the feeling is mutual.”

“But I like Remus and Harry, and you like Remus and Harry, and they both like you, and it was their stupid idea, and as long as you don’t piss me off I can deal with having your ugly mug around.”

“You don’t have to, obviously,” Remus quickly assures. “It just came up while Sirius and I were trying to find a house that isn’t Grimmauld Place for him and Harry to move to.”

Ed hesitates briefly. This isn’t something he’s used to, and quite frankly the thought of having Sirius around 24/7 is giving him a migraine. He would be perfectly fine renting a room somewhere in muggle London or Diagon Alley and call it a day.

But he also knows himself, and he knows that without someone like Al around to remind him to eat and sleep and take showers he won’t make it two weeks without dying of dehydration. And contrary to popular belief he actually does like company, it’s just the quality that is usually lacking.

He licks his lips, and hopes he won’t regret the whole thing the first time he runs into Sirius pre-coffee.

“Alright.”




[Monday, 28 February 1994, Great Hall]

 

The large rufous owl lands in front of Ed during breakfast, an official looking letter attached to its leg. The second he has it in his hands it takes flight, the updraft of its wings ruffling his hair.

“What’s that?” Draco looks up from the Daily Prophet, frowning at the envelope. “Isn’t that a ministry seal?”

Ed has a feeling what this is. He finds his suspicions confirmed when he breaks the wax seal and takes out the single sheaf of parchment inside.

 

Dear Mr Edward Elric

You are hereby summoned as a witness to the trial of one PETER PETTIGREW, scheduled for 10 AM on 24 March 1994. The trial will be held in courtroom number 3 on the second floor of the Ministry, and you will be expected to present any and all evidence you may provide during your testimony.

Failure to appear on time will be fined.

Regards,

Dolores Jane Umbridge
Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic
Department of Magical Law Enforcement

 

He casts a surreptitious look around the Great Hall and isn’t surprised to find the same type of owl delivering letters to Harry, Ron and Hermione, and when he looks at the Head Table he sees the same owls sit by Dumbledore, Sirius and Remus.

Catching his friend’s gaze he waves the letter sheepishly, raising an eyebrow. Suddenly looking tired Remus takes out his own and visibly groans.

“Whelp,” he says, turning back to his food. “Guess I gotta find something to wear in fucking court.”

“What,” Draco deadpans, and doesn’t receive a response.

Ed so hates having to testify.

Chapter 25: March Ahead (to shores unknown)

Summary:

The trial is here! Also some birthdays, angst and research, oh my!

feat. me flexing my linguistics minor

Notes:

This chapter is even longer holy shit.

My friend Ace's metalhEd AU inspired me to make Ed like baking, blame them lmao.

MORE FANART, I love y'all so much!

Herpo's Horcrux

The Ed/Blaise Date all the way back when

The Pet Avengers

Chapter Text

[Tuesday, 01 March 1994, Gryffindor Common Room]

 

“I’m a little surprised Ed didn’t have me wake up to a present,” Ron snorts, nudging one of his knights forward to block access to his king. “He was just happy birthday this morning and left it at that.”

Hermione frowns down at the board, annoyed at his move. “I thought you were uncomfortable with his last gift,” she says, moving a rook.

“I’m using it, aren’t I?” He captures her rook with his queen. “Checkmate.”

“What, how?” Hermione is staring at the board like she can change the outcome somehow, snarling in frustration.

“To be fair, I’m a little surprised he didn’t get you anything,” Ginny muses from her spot a few couches away. “He got Luna one.”

“Maybe he’s got the hots for her,” Ron jokes, only for Harry to frown at him.

“Is he even into girls? I thought he’s dating Zabini.”

“Are we really discussing our friend’s sexuality right now?” Hermione groans, pinching her nose.

Fred or George is looking up from… whatever he’s doing, raising an eyebrow. “From what I’ve heard they aren’t dating yet, though judging by the way Zabini acts… if anyone else tries to get with Ed they’ll find themselves poisoned, probably.”

Lee hums, balancing back on his chair, feet on the table. “Poison… but a few blissful moments of that ass… I’ll take my chances.”

“Can we please not talk about Ed’s ass?” Harry asks, making a face. “I wanna be able to look him in the eyes tomorrow.”

“His eyes are pretty, too,” the other twin says, a small plume of smoke exploding from whatever stuff he is mixing. “I get wanting to stare into them.”

“His eyes remind me too much of a snake,” Ginny mutters, turning a page in her book, and Harry moves over to sit beside her. They start talking in low voices, and Ron decides that he really doesn’t want to know.

He looks at Hermione instead, raising an eyebrow at her thoughtful expression. “Rematch?”

“Huh?” She startles. “I—,” she is cut off by the portrait hole opening, and in comes McGonagall. Lee quickly lets his chair slump back onto the ground while Fred and George shuffle their whatever-the-hell under half-finished homework and behind stacked textbooks, trying to look innocent.

McGonagall stares at them for a long moment, then sighs, coming to a stop beside him and Hermione with a frown. “Mr Weasley,” she clears her throat. “Happy birthday.”

Ron blinks at her, wondering if someone brewed Polyjuice Potion to prank him. “I—, thank you, Professor?”

“Someone,” she starts, sounding a little strange. “Has brought to my attention that you would like to play a chess match against me, and asked if I would consider it, as a birthday present. So… here I am.”

“Someone?” Ron asks, strangled. “Who?”

“They asked to remain anonymous,” she says, face pinched. “Because they were afraid that my agreeing would lead to the assumption that they can get… other favors from members of the faculty.”

For a moment Ron wants to ask what kind of favors she is alluding to, but decides against it. She is offering to play a match against him, something he has been trying to get up the nerves to ask her for actual years now, and he isn’t going to convince her otherwise by asking questions he doesn’t actually care to know the answers to.

Besides, he has a suspicion who it is, anyways.

“That would be fantastic, Professor,” he says instead, feeling his heart pound away in his chest in excitement. “Thank you very much.”

She gives him a curt nod, settling down in the chair Hermione vacates for her while Ron sets the board. “I admit,” she says as she moves a pawn to start the match. “I have been curious since your little exploits during first year, Mr Weasley.”

Ron swallows, making his own move. “Me too, actually.”

“Well, then,” her smile is small but genuine. “Let’s see who wins.”

Soon everyone in the common room has gathered about them, either out of genuine interest in the match or due to the sheer unheard of novelty of a teacher playing chess against a student. And it’s the most exciting match Ron has had in… probably since that match in first year, actually. As far as human opponents go, Ed has been a decent challenge, coming close to winning a few times, even.

But McGonagall is a whole other beast.

“Checkmate,” she says after over forty minutes, and Ron is not the least bit surprised. “That was a very exciting match, Mr Weasley.”

He flushes at the praise. “Thank you, Professor, I had a lot of fun.”

She smiles, inclining her head as she rises from her chair. “Me too, Mr Weasley,” she hesitates on her way to the portrait hole. “If you would ever like a rematch, please ask, I am sure we can find a suitable time.”

Ron thinks his soul might have ascended. “Y-yeah, I will. Thank you, Professor!”

“You’re welcome,” she says, and leaves.

“Alright,” one of the twins says. “We all agree that Ed put her up to this, right?”

Ron snorts. “Duh? What other student would have the goddamned balls to ask McGonagall to be my birthday present?”

Lee shakes his head. “The guy is a fucking legend.”




[Thursday, 03 March 1994, History of Magic classroom]

 

“Why in Merlin’s name do you want to hang around, Padfoot?”

Sirius grins. “Why not? I get to spend time with you and Harry!”

“And Ed,” Remus reminds him.

“I can live with that,” he decides, skipping ahead to open the door for him. “I did agree to deal with the brat. As long as he agrees not to annoy me.”

“No promises, loser,” the brat in question calls from where he’s sitting on one of the desks, his snake wrapped around his neck like a scarf. “Besides, that’s my line.”

“I’m starting to think being homeless would be better for my heart,” Remus sighs as he carries the Boggart case over to the teacher’s desk. “Ground rules, Ed and Sirius can’t talk before they’ve had five coffees.”

“Seconded,” Harry says, raising his hand. “Also, use actual names.”

“I am using his name,” Ed argues. “Loser is his middle name, obviously.”

“And what’s yours? Pain in the ass?”

“Close, it’s asshole,” the kid deadpans, jerking back when Roy flicks his tongue at him and hisses. He raises a threatening finger and hisses something back.

Sirius frowns. “I can only understand parsel when I’m a dog, what’d they say?”

Harry rolls his eyes. “Roy said obviously his middle name is gremlin, and Ed called him a cheeky bastard.”

He considers this for a moment. “That tracks. Roy is a menace.”

The brat frowns at him. “When did you meet my fucking pet?”

“I’ve met most of your pets at this point,” he shrugs. “Crookshanks is really nice but grumpy, Hedwig easily offended, Roy’s a dick,” more hissing. “He called me a dumbass, didn’t he.”

“Yep, and I agree,” the brat smirks.

Remus pinches his nose. “Ed, why are you here anyways? You managed a corporeal Patronus already.”

“I told you, it was a fluke,” he argues with a frown, crossing his arms. “I didn’t even use an actual happy memory that time, I just want to make sure I can actually do it on command. Why, you want to get rid of me?”

“No,” Remus sighs. “I just feel too tired to deal with you and Sirius being gits to each other.”

Ed rolls his eyes. “Fine, I’ll behave. If he does.”

“Fine,” Sirius concedes, decidedly not pouting. Instead he sits down beside Harry. “How’s it been going for you, kid?”

“Abysmal.”

“Did Hermione force word-of-the-day on you and Ron?”

Harry glares at Ed. “Shut up.”

“That’s a yes, then,” the brat nods to himself, idly twirling his wand between his mismatched fingers. “Are you gonna freak out if I manage a Patronus again?”

Sirius frowns. “Why would we freak out?”

“Ed’s Patronus is a Basilisk,” Remus says as he moves behind the desk and grabs for the lid of the case. “And since Harry almost got killed by one last year, he was understandably shaken. Now, Harry?”

As Harry jumps off his perch beside Sirius, he looks at the brat again, frown deepening. “Let me get this straight… you’re a Slytherin, a parselmouth and your Patronus is a Basilisk?”

Ed groans, rubbing a hand over his face. “I’m not Voldemort’s secret love child if that’s what you’re getting at.” He glares at him. “I’ve met my deadbeat sperm donor, and sadly look exactly like him. Trust me, we just share an ancestor, dipshit.”

Sirius raises his hands in surrender. “Okay, okay, I believe you.”

“Sure you do,” the brat sighs, and any further conversation stalls as Remus opens the case to release the Boggart-Dementor. Sirius shivers, but the aura is much weaker than the real deal. “So,” the brat says from beside him, and Sirius startles, not having noticed him come closer. “Is it just my impeccable charm that makes you dislike me, or do you have a specific reason?”

Sirius turns to look at him briefly before focusing back on Harry’s attempts at the charm. “Experience.”

“Experience is what hypocrites call their biases,” the brat says. “Tell me, have I done anything—,”

“I was very close to my little brother,” Sirius cuts him off, feeling the brat stiffen beside him. “I thought he was a good kid. He was my best friend growing up. And then he became a Death Eater,” he looks at him then. “Do you know what people tell me about you?”

Ed raises an eyebrow. “That I’m a pain in the ass?”

Sirius tilts his head in acquiescence. “They say you’re a good kid. That you’re a good friend,” he pauses. “They say you were Sorted just right.”

The brat is quiet for a long moment before he responds. “I agree, I was Sorted just right.” He shifts slightly. “My little brother and I tried to bring our mother back to life when I was eleven, and he ten.” He spins around to stare at him, lips parted to say words that never come out. “Pretty ambitious, don’t you agree? Attempting that,” snake eyes stare at him, unblinking. “I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, I won’t deny that, but I’d like to think that I’ve learned from them, at least. Have you?”

Before Sirius can think of a response the room is bathed in silver light, the faint tinkling of bells echoing around them. He and Ed turn as one to watch a stag made of solid mist prance between Harry and the Boggart, edging it back into the case, and Sirius feels like he’s seeing a ghost. Remus, too, looks shellshocked even as he closes the case.

Harry whirls around, the stag dissipating as he grins. “I did it!”

“Yeah,” Ed exclaims, jumping off the desk. “Congrats, kid.”

Harry rolls his eyes at the moniker before he shuffles slightly, awkwardly. “Thanks, Ed.”

He tilts his head. “What for?”

“Nothing, just… thanks.”

Sirius watches the brat blink in confusion. “You’re… welcome?”

I hope you really did learn from them, brat.




[Thursday, 10 March 1994, Great Hall]

 

“Alright,” Ed says as he sits down in front of Harry. “I made plans.”

“I—, what?”

Ron swallows his mouthful of baked beans and raises an eyebrow. “This ain’t your table, mate.”

“I have in my whole entire life not once cared about whether I’m welcome or supposed to be somewhere,” Ed deadpans, raising an eyebrow as well. “Anyways, today’s Moony’s birthday, and I made plans.”

“Since when do you call him Moony?”

Ed rolls his eyes and says the next words in parsel. “Am I just supposed to come out and declare my plans to celebrate a teacher’s birthday?”

Harry shrugs. “Fair enough.”

Hermione frowns at them. “I think I understood… a quarter of that.”

“We gotta work more on that dictionary when the whole trial bullshit is done,” Ed nods, once again speaking English. “Back to the topic at hand. I tried to talk to Sirius about his plans, but the git was as obstinate as always, so that’s your job, Harry.”

Harry blinks. “I—, okay?”

“Great. Now that that’s settled, I’ll spend History setting up his room with the House Elves and during lunch use the Kitchens to bake his cake—,”

“You can bake?”

Ed turns to Ron. “Why do you sound so surprised?”

“You know what,” Ron says after some consideration. “I am starting to think that God made you suck at Herbology to offset the fact that you don’t suck at anything else.”

“Like Truth has that kind of power over me,” Ed snorts, and Harry frowns. He’d noticed Ed saying truth instead of god a few times now, and he wonders if that’s something that’s getting lost in translation somewhere. “We need to make sure that he doesn’t go into his room even once after the House Elves and I have started setting shit up, so Hermione, you will occupy him. Just be your usual self and get him to talk about whatever.”

“I feel like I should be offended.”

“I meant it as a compliment,” Ed waves her off. “Ron? You go around to the cool teachers and collect any gifts they might have for him and bring them over to his room—,”

Ron splutters. “Why do I have to talk to the teachers?”

“You’re the only one who’s left,” Ed shrugs, unrepentant. “I’d do it, but I am already decorating his room and baking a three tiered red velvet cake with chocolate strawberries and pistachio cream flowers, do you have any idea how much work that is?”

“You know,” Harry says. “I never took you as the type of guy to be into birthdays.”

“I couldn’t care less about my own, but others’? Should have seen what I whipped up for my granny’s big 8-0, pretty sure that’s the first time I’ve seen her cry.”

“That just makes it seem even more out of character,” Ron says. “Not the making her cry bit, but everything else.”

“You only say that cos you’ve never met her,” Ed says as ominously as he says just about anything, getting up off the bench without eating a single bite of food, which makes Harry even more afraid of what in the everloving fuck Ed is planning to do. “Do your jobs or I will feed you to the squid, and I’ll laugh doing it.”

“Hermione,” Ron says dryly, watching the calamity that is Ed storm out of the Great Hall.

“Yeah?”

“Why the fuck did you have to befriend this incarnation of chaos?”

She doesn’t answer for a long moment, then. “You know, I don’t know if I ever even had a choice in the matter.”

“Sounds about right,” Harry sighs, and makes his way over to the Head Table to try and wrangle his godfather into being civil to Ed for at least one day.



Severus dreads anything to do with Edward Elric.

The boy doesn’t seek him out often, granted. He usually just makes it Lupin’s problem, even if that now, indirectly, makes it also his problem, what with the Occlumency lessons and everything.

But there are still times that he has to deal with him.

Like now.

“Mr Elric,” he drawls as the boy comes to him before class. “What is it?”

He grins, and Severus swears his teeth are fangs and he came straight out of that silly muggle notion of hell. “I’d like you to teach me how to brew the Wolfsbane Potion, sir.”

Severus glances behind the boy and watches in real time as the Werewolf rumors gain new momentum. He isn’t entirely sure that wasn’t on purpose, and doesn’t care enough besides.

His first instinct is to say no. He already has to teach Lupin Occlumency and sub for him during full moons, plus brew the blasted potion in the first place. He has no desire to teach him, especially considering his propensity to suggest substitute ingredients and ask about chemical components.

About to say exactly that in not so many words he pauses, an idea forming.

He clears his throat. “You are turning sixteen this month, correct, Mr Elric?”

The boy tilts his head and frowns in confusion. “Yes?”

“I will teach you, if you do me a favor.”

Snake eyes glint. “I’m all ears, sir.”

“Summer of next year, Hogwarts will be housing a potions competition,” Severus says lowly, narrowing his eyes. “You will win, and give me the prize.”

Elric crosses his arms, raising an eyebrow. “Why? Salty you didn’t win when you were a student?”

The boy was entirely too cheeky. “It is only held every seventh year, and I happened to be too young.”

“What a shame,” he grins, holding out his left hand. “Deal.”

Severus nods, and shakes on it.



This has been the strangest birthday Remus has had in a long time, and that’s saying something considering his sixteenth birthday involved the questionable ‘tobacco’ the Hufflepuffs grow behind greenhouse 4 and ended with him waking up hanging from one of the goalposts on the Quidditch pitch and two weeks detention.

Fun times.

Remus had woken up to a very excitable black dog slobbering his face like it’s going out of style, and he can’t even be mad about it. Not when he has his best friend back, a stable job he enjoyed, and even made a new, if chaotic, friend.

Then Ed had stormed in and out of the Great Hall without eating a single bite, which was… slightly concerning. That kid eats faster than the House Elves can keep up with. Harry had then proceeded to talk to Sirius, or, well… he had only said “Don’t make him feed us to the squid.” Like that explained anything.

Over the course of the school day his colleagues had given him, what they thought, covert glances between wishing him a happy birthday, and Severus had muttered something about a ‘golden cauldron’ and ‘sweet revenge’.

He tries not to think about that latter part too much.

Then Hermione had spent every break, including lunch, asking a myriad of questions about the curriculum he is extremely certain she already knew but he entertained anyways, because at this point he had the sneaking suspicion that someone was plotting something, and he knew better than to try and interfere with the force of nature that is Edward Elric.

“I expect a three feet long essay on Vampires by the end of the month,” he says as he closes off the lesson, smiling at the scattered groans. He is not the least bit surprised when Ed, Harry, Ron and Hermione leave their things on their desks and wait for the rest of the class to leave. He raises an eyebrow. “Is everything alright?”

Instead of answering him Ed merely grins and grabs him by the arm, dragging him over to the door of his office, and Remus really wonders how he ever expected this kid not to do something. “Ed?”

“Hush,” he says, pressing his back to the door, grin somehow even more impish than before. “Happy birthday, old man.”

“34 is hardly old,” Remus rolls his eyes, but can’t help his own smile as the other three walk up beside him.

“Hush,” he repeats and turns to open the door, waving him inside with a flourish.

With a quiet sigh he walks into his office, and immediately stops dead in his tracks at what he sees.

“Surprise!” Sirius shouts, popping off a confetti canon and startling at the sound.

At the same time Ed yelps “My cake! You fucker!” flailing his hands to magically blow away the paper pieces from the enormous cake sitting on his desk surrounded by small gift boxes. The entire room is decked out in gold and red; bands of shimmering fabric draped over the ceiling, glowing orbs of soft light floating between them and making the entire room feel much warmer and cozier than usual. Remus is fairly certain that Ed had, somehow, cast a spell that simulated the sounds surrounding his small cottage in Yorkshire, and he could have sworn that the walls looked like trees were casting shadows on them as they swayed in a nonexistent breeze.

“I—,” he starts, but has no idea what he even wants to say.

The kids file into the room after him, letting out quiet sounds of awe as they seemingly see the decorations for the first time as well.

Something on his face must show how overwhelmed he is, because both Sirius and Ed let out exclamations of concern when they stop bickering over shooting confetti around a cake — and what a cake that is, where did they get that thing? — long enough to look at him.

Ed starts waving his hands in a panic, face hilariously open and young for once. “Oh. Oh shit. Did I do something wrong? Do you not like cake? Is it too much? Shit, please stop crying, I can take it all down again and—,”

“Don’t you dare,” Remus snarls, wiping at his face. “Ed, you—, fuck.”

“Sorry—,” Ed is cut off with a low oof when Remus drags him into a tight hug, then changes his mind and waves at the rest of them to join. “Remus?”

“Thank you,” he mutters into Ed’s hair, sniffing slightly. “I love it.”

In his arms Ed relaxes, slowly returning the hug and squeezing lightly. “I’m glad,” he says, voice muffled by Remus’ shoulder. “I hope you like the cake.”

He pulls back, wiping at his cheeks again. “It looks great, Ed, where’d you get it?”

Ed blushes slightly. “I, uh, made it?”

“Wait, what?” He blinks, waiting for someone to say sike. “You baked that cake?” He looks over at the three tiers of red velvet cake with elaborate flowers made from some sort of bright green cream and chocolate strawberries. He turns back to him. “You did not.”

“Apparently Ed can do just about everything that doesn’t involve keeping a plant alive,” Ron snarks, grinning when Ed jabs him with his elbow.

“Stop saying that!”

“Well, what else do you suck at?”

Ed scratches his cheek. “I can’t draw?”

“Wow,” Sirius deadpans, draping an arm over Remus’ shoulder and tugging him close. “That must be a real hindrance. Can’t imagine having so little talent.”

“Shut up,” Ed says, blushing deeper and quickly shuffling over to light the candles on the cake. When Remus does a quick check he counts exactly 34. “Now get over here and make a wish before I have to go and find another candle.”

Remus snorts, reaching out to ruffle Ed’s hair just to be a pain for once and laughing when he slaps at his hand with an indignant protest. He looks at the candles, feeling impossibly full surrounded by so many people who care about him. There is a brief flash of wistfulness as he wishes James and Lily could be here, and remembers that there will be a day he wakes up in a world without Ed, too. He only has this moment right now because of Ed, and to think that someday, perhaps soon, will be the last time he’ll ever see him hurts.

I want to keep this, he thinks, and it feels like betrayal and heresy and childish greed all rolled into one.

Still he blows out the candles holding that single wish in his chest like a prayer to a god he knows will never care nor heed his plea.




[Saturday, 12 March 1994, Hufflepuff Common Room]

 

Cedric sighs as he sits down in one of the armchairs by the fireplace, letting his head fall back to stare at the high ceiling. Losing against Ed wasn’t exactly a blow to his ego, per se, but the defeat still stings. This year hadn’t gone well for their team, and even if they defeat Gryffindor next month they have no chance in hell to still win the Cup.

Well, at least he had lost to Ed. If Malfoy was still the Slytherin Seeker he would feel actually embarrassed about it.

Maxine drops down in the chair opposite him, face twisted in displeasure. “That kid is half metal, Cedric, how was he quicker to catch the Snitch than you, huh?”

He smiles tiredly, not removing his gaze from the ceiling. “I dunno, Max, maybe I gotta go on a diet.”

“Bloody hell, Ced, we just lost any chance at the Cup and you’re taking it like a lousy weather forecast, aren’t you mad?”

“Dunno why I would be,” he shrugs, finally lifting his head. “It was a good match, and Ed’s a good sport. Can you imagine if Malfoy was still Seeker?”

She shudders. “Fine, but we still lost against a kid that can’t even stay on his broom.”

“That was the Dementors’ fault though,” he points out with a frown, nodding at Heidi as she joins them. “Harry fainted, too, can hardly blame them for that, Max.”

“I don’t trust that Elric kid,” Heidi says as she crosses her arms, leaning heavily onto her armrest. “He’s too nice.”

Cedric raises an eyebrow at her. “I dunno if there is such a thing as too nice.”

“No Slytherin is nice just because they’re nice,” Heidi argues. “Their founder stuck a Basilisk in a secret basement. You-Know-Who and the majority of his followers were Slytherins. Ced, they’re all nutjobs.”

“Give me one example of Ed being an asshole,” he starts, raising a finger as they both open their mouths. “Without good cause. I’ll wait.”

Maxine huffs. “Okay, fine, he’s still a weirdo.”

Cedric snorts. “Never said he wasn’t weird, Max, I’m just saying he isn’t evil, or a future Death Eater, or, I don’t know, what’s the newest rumor?”

“He’s You-Know-Who’s kid,” Heidi sighs, rolling her eyes. “Even I call that one farfetched.”

“Smith said he asked Snape to teach him the Wolfsbane Potion, so that’s a point in favor of the Werewolf one,” Maxine says.

“I still say Veela,” Cedric hums, craning his neck back to look at the betting board. “There’s, uh, five betting on dimension-traveling agent of God, and seven on Maledictus.”

Heidi frowns. “He’s a dude.”

“Like that has ever stopped the rumor mill,” Maxine argues. “How many are on trans, and what’s the overlap?”

Cedric squints. “Five on trans, and only three overlap with Maledictus. Pretty sure most of the bets are just taking the piss.”

“Well, yeah, that’s the whole point,” Heidi maintains. “I put five Sickles down for time-traveling Salazar Slytherin, just for the hell of it.”

Maxine cackles. “I put a Sickle down for Sirius Black’s secret love child.”

Cedric chokes on his spit. “Really?”

She shrugs. “Why not? Makes more sense than You-Know-Who having a kid, if you ask me.” He hums in thought, then gets up to add something to the board before coming back, grinning. She raises an eyebrow. “What did you write down?”

He grins. “Grandson of Herpo the Foul.”

Heidi rolls her eyes. “At least choose something that makes sense, Ced.”

“I thought the point was to take the piss?”

She chucks a pillow at his face for the cheek, but he thinks it was worth it anyways.




[Wednesday, 16 March 1994, Headmaster’s Office]

 

Ed isn’t looking forward to this.

He’s put it off for as long as he reasonably could, but, well, all good things must come to an end eventually.

Taking a deep breath he knocks on the door, pushing it open when Dumbledore bids him inside. “Ah, Edward,” he waves at a tray of tea and biscuits. “Do help yourself.”

“I’m not exactly here for tea time, sir.”

Dumbledore’s smile is wry. “I know, still, I thought it best to talk a little first, before we get into the nitty-gritty details, don’t you agree?”

Ed sighs as he sits down in one of the loud, uncomfortable chairs in front of Dumbledore’s desk. “Alright, what do you wanna know?”

Dumbledore pours them both a cup of tea and picks up his, blowing at the steaming beverage as if in thought. “To start, how did you come into possession of your grandfather’s Horcrux?”

Ed considers his words carefully. “He was my paternal grandfather. As far as I can tell my father never met him, though who knows, the deadbeat left our family when I was barely five. Anyways, over the winter break I went to Gringotts with some friends and the Goblins informed me that they can access vaults overseas,” he pauses and decides to take a sip of tea, feeling his throat go dry. “While verifying my identity it turns out that there was a vault in Greece I had the right to inherit, last opened by the grandfather in question.”

“And there you found the Horcrux?” Dumbledore clarifies, and Ed nods.

“There were a bunch of books and valuables in there, and this,” he takes out the wooden box from one of the pockets in his cloak. “It has a blood seal, presumably to facilitate blood contact with the Horcrux inside, at least that’s Remus’ and my current theory after what happened,” he swallows, taking the former Horcrux out from his cloak and holding it out for Dumbledore to inspect. “I should have considered the possibility, given that part of the process includes using your own blood.”

Dumbledore’s eyes take in the dried blood still clinging to parts of the fibula, humming. “This is fine work, old, too,” a long finger taps at the Ouroboros. “Interesting motif as well.”

“It was originally Herpo the Foul’s,” Ed admits at length. “My paternal line descended from one of his sons, Slytherin’s from the other, from what I gathered.”

“As far as I know he only had the one.”

“Bastard,” Ed shrugs. “I can promise you that Herpo is the only ancestor I share with Slytherin. Remember, even if I never met my extended family or anything of the likes, I am still a pureblood and can trace my ancestry back that far, I just never cared enough to look for some old family heirlooms in Goblin banks.”

Lesson number one, Mustang had said before letting him anywhere near Central for his certification. Lies are easier to remember and sell if you mix them with truths. While telling them, believe them yourself.

“Fascinating,” Dumbledore hums, blue gaze flicking to the box. “Your grandfather appears to have shared your sense of humor.”

Ed blinks. “I beg your pardon?”

“If I remember my history correctly,” Dumbledore muses. “Then Herpo was married to a woman named Pandora, and here we have a box containing a Horcrux.”

“I’m afraid I don’t follow.”

“You should read up on some muggle myths, they can be quite entertaining, and at times enlightening,” the old man shrugs. “Pandora was given a jar by the ancient gods that contained all the evil in the world. Against warnings her curiosity won out over her better judgment, and she opened it, allowing evil to enter the world, and only hope remained inside, for hope is the last thing to die.”

Ed frowns. “A jar isn’t a box.”

“Sometimes things get lost in translation,” Dumbledore shrugs. “At any rate, in modern day we refer to opening Pandora’s box when we do something from which many unforeseen problems may arise. And here we have your grandfather, placing a Horcrux inside a box, a Horcrux in the shape of an Ouroboros, the symbol of eternity and the Philosopher’s Stone,” he tilts his head. “Quite apt, don’t you agree?”

“You’re selling my sense of humor short,” Ed quips, taking another sip of tea.

“And you my intelligence,” Dumbledore says, voice suddenly hard. “It took you six months to develop a means to destroy a Horcrux you have only known about for two?”

Ed grits his teeth. “I do not underestimate your intelligence, Professor, and I did not lie. I never claimed I started working on the array because of my grandfather’s Horcrux, merely that I tested it on it.”

Dumbledore appears to search his face for a lie that Ed did not tell, and there is no hint at another doomed attempt at Legilimency. “Fair enough.”

“Is it really so strange,” Ed asks, tilting his head. “That I would want to find a way to safely destroy Horcruxes, knowing my ancestor developed them?”

“I suppose not,” he concedes, idly playing with the former Horcrux in his hands. “You seem to have done truly excellent work on this, I cannot sense a single trace of Dark Magic left on here.”

“Thank you.”

Dumbledore finally puts the fibula down on the desk and proceeds to remove something from a drawer to his right. “You were correct in your assumption that this was a Horcrux of Lord Voldemort,” he says as he holds out a badly damaged diary. Ed moves to take it, but hesitates, anxiety gripping him at the prospect of some of the Dark Magic lingering faintly enough that he can’t sense it, but there nonetheless. “Do take it; the Basilisk venom should have destroyed any remnants of the soul fragment attached to it.”

“The soul piece is the last thing I’m worried about,” Ed responds dryly, finally taking heart and closing his metal fingers around it, turning it slowly over in his hand. “Harry did a number on this thing, didn’t he?” The gaping hole in the center looks almost burned, traces of ink like blood splattered all over the cover, sticky and black. Taking a deep, bracing breath he flips it open with his flesh hand, skin tingling at the faintest traces of something Dark and vile like an aftertaste. “There’s still some magic here.”

“I assumed as much,” Dumbledore admits, though his eyes glitter with something that makes Ed uncomfortable. “You have quite the strange talents, Edward, not least of which is sensing such faint traces of magic.”

Ed swallows, snapping the diary closed. “My foray into Necromancy has left me quite susceptible to Dark Magic, I’m afraid.” It’s a half-truth, really. The longer he’s staying in this world, the easier it has become to tell where one magic ends and where another begins, and it feels like it has only gotten worse — or better, depending on your perspective — since Herpo took his body for a walk.

(there is an insistent buzzing in his ears like a million bees, electricity under his skin like a storm, magic in his blood like a calamity—)

“And yet you want me to trust your word that you won’t ever be tempted to make a Horcrux of your own.”

He narrows his eyes. “I’m not a murderer, sir.”

“We would all like to believe ourselves incapable of such evils,” Dumbledore says sadly, and Ed hates that a part of him sees his point.

“Craving immortality is foolish,” Ed says eventually, voice firm. “All things living must die, such is the Truth of this world. Death is not an evil to defeat but merely a price we all must pay for living at all.”

“Equivalent exchange,” Dumbledore nods.

“... yes,” he agrees, slowly putting the diary down on the table. “We receive life, and we pay with death, something gained and something lost,” he meets his eyes. “What about you, Professor?”

“I have no desire to live forever, no,” Dumbledore says, and looks very, very tired. “I have lived a very long life, and I will not be afraid of death when it comes for me, in the end.”

Ed clears his throat, handing over a folded piece of parchment. “The array and necessary spell. You may keep it, though do please keep it safe,” he licks his lips. “I’ll explain the mechanism behind it to you, but if one doesn’t understand the array and how it works, it can backfire and severely harm the person who attempted to use it.”

Dumbledore unfolds the parchment, frowning as he takes in the array and the spell, including its pronunciation. “What language is this?”

“Xerxian,” Ed shrugs. “The same as the Horcrux spell.”

“You speak it?”

Ed’s instinctive answer is no, and a while ago it would have been true, still. But ever since Herpo possessed him, bits and pieces of the language have wormed their way into his brain, nesting uncomfortably next to Amestrian and English and all the others he’s studied over the years. It would be handy if it wasn’t so unnerving. “Yes.”

Dumbledore pins him with a look. “Would you care to translate it, then?”

“Whatever for?”

A smile that doesn’t reach his eyes. “Morbid curiosity.”

Licking his lips Ed resigns himself to it. “Xerxian is the precursor to my native language Amestrian. Xerxian, more than its modern equivalent, contains an enormous number of homophones, and you can only tell the meaning from context or seeing it written down. These homophones generally come in pairs of two, one meaning mundane, one academic; someone who only knows one meaning would be unable to glean anything from a sentence using words of the other variant. In Amestrian we generally only retained homophones that have to do with alchemy, and the pronunciation and spelling have also evolved.

“All that is to say, there are two possible translations for both spells,” he takes a deep breath, bracing himself for more uncomfortable questions, when Dumbledore interrupts him.

“Fascinating,” he says, and sounds like he means it. “That does seem like a bit of a hindrance in everyday conversation, though.”

Ed shrugs. “I mean, context matters. I’m not going to mean transmutation when I’m ordering a coffee, am I?” He pauses. “That’s not an actual homophone in Amestrian, but you get the point. Generally if you’re unsure you’ll just ask for clarification.”

Dumbledore nods in agreement. “So, the spells.”

“Right,” he sighs internally. “For the Horcrux spell the mundane meaning is my sins will pave the path to my legacy, the academic meaning is—,” he pauses. “These sacrifices will herald the Promised Day.”

He hums. “What spelling was used?”

Academic. “Mundane.”

Dumbledore’s eyes narrow slightly. “Interesting. And your spell?”

Ed swallows. “The mundane is death comes to all things living, and that is the spelling I used,” he says. “Academically it means One is All, All is One.”

“Fitting.”

He shrugs. “I also tagged a ‘go to hell, bastard’ on at the end, not sure if that ended up sealing the deal though,” he smiles wryly. “I had to come up with the spell on the fly, I expected the array itself to be enough, but it wasn’t.”

At the mention of the array Dumbledore’s gaze goes back to the parchment, and they are silent for a long time. After something that feels like hours but was likely no more than ten minutes, Dumbledore sets the parchment down on the desk, voice weary. “I will be frank with you, Edward, even with my, granted limited, knowledge of alchemy, I understand perhaps ten percent of this array, and certainly don’t think I will be able to use it safely even if you explained it to me.”

Under normal circumstances Ed would be smug at the admission, but he recognizes the gravitas of Dumbledore admitting this for what it is. They call him the greatest wizard of the age, the only man Voldemort ever feared. Edward has spent years being called a prodigy, and truly had never come across an intellectual venture that he could not solve. Even in this strange world with its even stranger magic his biggest obstacles haven’t been intellectual, despite his initial fears.

Remus had called him one of the cleverest wizards of the age, once, before he even knew a fraction of who Ed truly was.

Ed had always known himself to be smart and clever and capable, but hearing it from Dumbledore, somehow, is giving it a new facet that fills a part of him with fear.

—he hasn’t quite learned all there is that someone with his talents could do—

I could be a monster in this world, he thinks, the thought like a physical cold in his brain and poison in his veins. One slip up and I could be so much worse than Riddle or Herpo, and who would be there to stop me then?

Truth, what were you thinking?

“Well,” Ed says, smirking, his voice cheerier than he feels. “I guess I’ll just have to be there for all your Horcrux destroying needs, should you ever find yourself in that position, Professor.” For once there is no mockery in the title, and he vows to do his best to formulate as easy yet comprehensive an instruction manual to use the array as he can.

Because Truth knows that he can’t remain the only one to know how to safely destroy a Horcrux. Because Basilisk venom and Fiendfyre and the Killing Curse were volatile and destructive, and not always an option. They couldn’t be the only options. He wouldn’t let them be the only options.

“Yes,” Dumbledore says at length. “I suppose I will have to call upon your expertise on the matter, should I ever find myself in that position.”




[Tuesday, 22 March 1994, Third Year Slytherin Dorm]

 

Ed wakes up feeling unmoored.

There are the sounds of others shuffling about the dorm and getting ready for the day, and it just furthers his feeling of not being entirely tethered to reality.

At first he can’t quite put a finger on what’s causing the feeling. He sits up slowly and blinks down at his mismatched hands like staring at them for long enough will give him an answer to why he’s feeling this way, but it won’t come.

Someone pulls back the curtains of his bed, and Draco raises an eyebrow at his befuddled expression. “Happy birthday, Ed. Joyous occasion and all, but I doubt Snape will care if you end up late to Potions.”

Oh, right, he thinks, quickly trying to pull himself together.

He’s gotten quite good at pretending over the years.

Ed rolls his eyes even as he shuffles out of bed, brushing his loose hair out of his face. Somewhere behind him it sounds like Blaise has hit his knee against a bed post because he’s yelping in pain, and it almost makes him want to laugh. “Yeah, yeah, I’m up.”

I’m sixteen.

He’s never spent a birthday apart from Al, or without getting a call from Winry, or at the very least a card delivered to the office for him to find and get teased over by the team the next time he’s around. He doesn’t care about his birthday as such, so he isn’t even sure why it bothers him so much now. He’ll get to spend his actual sixteenth birthday with Al once he’s back, after all, so why—

Oh, that’s what it is.

The realization hits him with another wave of disassociation and grief and anxiety and fear, and he quickly rushes into the bathroom, casting a silencing charm on the entire room before he bends over the toilet and empties whatever he has in his stomach into it. Heaving he leans back against the door, covering his face with his automail hand. A laugh once removed from unhinged bubbles up in his throat and escapes as a helpless sob, his head falling back to hit the wood of the door.

“Will I ever actually see them again?”

The moment the words are out of his mouth his heart seizes at the realization that even in the state he’s in, his first instinct is to speak English rather than Amestrian, and he feels panic worm its way through his intestines when he can’t remember the last time he spoke it.

Ed pulls his knees to his chest to press his face into them, his shoulders shaking with breathless sobs.

I want to go home.



Ed skipped breakfast because the thought of eating made him sick, and then went through his morning classes on autopilot. He’s pretty sure his friends noticed how off he has been despite his best attempts at masking his slowly spiraling thoughts, but they gave him space, and it somehow makes everything hurt more.

They probably just think I’m homesick, he thinks bitterly. When that is barely scratching the surface.

He’s sitting on his bed with the curtains drawn, face once again pressed into his knees, and added about five additional silencing charms to his surroundings in case he feels like having a proper breakdown. His stomach rumbles, and he knows he really should be having at least something for lunch, but he can’t bring himself to be anywhere near people or the kind but overbearing House Elves even if he thought he could keep food down.

The curtains around his bed are pulled aside and he flinches, grateful for the dim light and his long, loose hair hiding his face.

“Ed?”

He sighs shakily. Of course it’s him.

Remus shifts on the bed until he’s sitting, the curtains falling closed again. “What’s wrong?”

How the fuck is he supposed to put all that he’s feeling into words?

Ed takes in a wet breath. “It’s the first time,” he starts, but can’t bring himself to find the right words to give voice to the rest.

“Oh,” Remus says, like he understood him anyways, and perhaps he did. He shuffles over until he’s sitting beside him, not yet touching, giving him space just like everyone else has all day and it’s too much— “Is there anything I can do to help?”

He lets out a bitter scoff, feeling his eyes burn with building tears.

“What if I never get to go home?”

“Ed,” Remus says, and his tone makes it all hurt even worse. “Of course you will.”

“But what if I don’t?” Ed turns his head slightly, his hair falling across his face. “I don’t even know where to start.”

“Did, uh,” he frowns as he tries to remember the word.

“Truth.”

“Yes, that, did Truth not tell you anything, just drop you here with a so long, sucker, and expect you to figure it out on your own?”

Ed shrugs. “Pretty much, they aren’t very forthcoming even on a good day,” he plops his chin down on his knees. “They said that he made Horcruxes of living things and inanimate objects, so the minimum I still have to find are three, since Harry destroyed one,” he gnaws on his lip. “They used plural for both, so at least two living and inanimate Horcruxes, and the diary is dealt with.”

“There has never been more than one Horcrux per person recorded,” Remus shudders. “After meeting Herpo, I don’t know if that would make it better or worse.”

He tilts his head. “He theorized that the integrity of the soul would suffer too much if split more than once, that it might cause permanent damage to both mind and body if you attempted it. Might even drive you crazy or cause deformities, he didn’t want to try, at the very least,” he snorts. “When even a guy who turned a whole country into a Philosopher’s Stone thinks it shouldn’t be done, you know you’ve gone bananas.”

“He did?”

“Hm, the country was called, uh,” he frowns as he tries to recall the bit of memory he got from Herpo. “Funan, I think,” another shrug. “My family’s gone and caused at least two genocides, fun times,” quieter, he adds. “Wonder when it’s my turn to go nuts.”

“Ed, you won’t—,”

“Who says I won’t though?” He looks at Remus, blurry through the brimming tears. “It’s all just gotten worse and worse since I got to this world, Remus. What if the next time I touch a Horcrux you aren’t there to snap me out of it? What if I just snap and it turns out that blood will out after all?” Ed grips at his hair, the tears finally running down his face. “And it’s not just that, even. It’s—, I—, I miss them all so fucking much, and the thought that I might fail—, that I will never see them again? It’s tearing me apart.

“But at the same time I’m so fucking happy here, and it feels like I’m abandoning my friends and family and home just to get to pretend that I’m a normal teenager. Even the—, even pretending that I will go home tomorrow tears me up inside because I’ll miss you and everyone else and this entire world. I know I can’t stay, I don’t want to, but I don’t want to leave, either, and I—, I can’t do this anymore.

“I want both and it’s so stupid and selfish and childish of me, and I can’t ever have both, I know that, but I can’t stop—,”

There’s an arm around his shoulders dragging him into a chest that smells of parchment and chocolate and forest, and a hand goes to the back of his head, holding him in place without being constricting, and he needs this, has needed this all day, he didn’t need space he needed someone to just hold him like he matters—

“Wanting to be happy isn’t stupid, Ed, nor is it selfish or childish. It’s human. It’s normal to want to spend your life surrounded by the people you love and cherish, and to want them to be happy, too. I—,” Remus pauses, running his hand through Ed’s hair. “The thought that one day you won’t be here anymore hurts. I—, I don’t want to wake up in a world where I will never see you again, I don’t know if I can deal with that again after Lily and James.

“Maybe it’s greedy, but I think mostly it’s human. And I think that’s what matters, being wholly and unabashedly human.”

Ed grabs the back of Remus’ robes, taking in a shaky breath. In a small voice he asks. “You mean that?”

“Yeah,” he says, hugging him a little tighter. “And I’ll help you get back home, Ed, I promise.”

“Thank you, Remus.”

“Not for that,” he dismisses him, and they stay like that for a little longer until Ed feels like he can finally look him in the eyes again. As they slowly detach themselves Remus coughs. “Oh, by the way, your friends are planning a surprise party in the Kitchens after class, I figured you should get a heads up.”

Ed snorts, wiping at his face. “Yeah, thanks for that, I’ll pretend to be surprised.”

Remus’ eyes are roaming over his face as if trying to gauge whether he’s truly going to be okay, and eventually he hedges. “Would it help if you taught me your language? I don’t have a knack for it, but I’d be willing to try if it helps with the homesickness.”

He blinks. “You’d really want to?”

Remus shrugs. “Why not?”

“I am literally the only person in this dimension who speaks it. It will be entirely useless to you once I’m gone.”

His friend smiles. “If it helps make you feel more at home, it won’t be useless at all.”

Ed can only stare, because he’s still not used to someone caring about him so unconditionally who isn’t Al or Winry or even his teacher, and it makes the knowledge that he will lose him some day sting even more.

But isn’t leaving this world the same as losing someone to death, anyways?

Death comes to all things living, that is the Truth of this world. We live, and we die. And on a smaller scale, maybe, we find love, and we find loss, either by growing apart or going where those close to us can’t follow.

I’ll remember you, he vows. You and everyone else, and I’ll take you with me when I have to go beyond the Gate. I’ll meet death with a smile because I have you all by my side.

“Alright,” he says, not voicing any of his thoughts out loud. “I’ll teach you sometime.”

 

Later, when he has pulled himself together and acts surprised when Remus takes him to the Kitchens and he is greeted by his friends and a small, private feast, he will hold that vow in his chest like it’s a living, beating thing, a Philosopher’s Stone of its own making, a prayer to an uncaring God grinning as it holds his hopes and dreams in a stolen fist.




[Thursday, 24 March 1994, Sirius Black’s Room]

 

“You look fine,” Remus groans, letting his head fall onto the back of his chair. “Can you please stop?”

“I look terrible!”

“Padfoot, you’re wearing my spare dress robes—,”

“Exactly!”

Remus stares at his oldest friend for a long, long moment. “Alright, fuck you, get undressed.”

“Should I… come back later?” Remus cranes his neck back to see Ed standing in the open doorway, though he can only see above his shoulders at this angle.

“Good timing,” he drawls, looking back at Sirius. “Tell him he looks fine, and that if he complains about my clothes that I am generously loaning him one more time, he can go testify naked for all I care.”

“What am I? Your guys’ mom?”

Sirius stops his grooming for long enough to look up at the ceiling in thought. “You know what, that would have been a markable upgrade growing up, and isn’t that a sad fact?” He shakes his head. “The bar is in hell.”

Remus hears Ed snort as he slowly comes into the room proper and into his line of sight, and it’s the first time Remus gets to see what he is wearing. “Ed,” he says, voice low and dead inside. “What in tarnation are you wearing?”

Ed’s grin is infuriating. “Why? You like it?”

His long hair is tied back in a ponytail, cheekily glinting eyes framed by shimmering dark blue eyeliner. That is the least of Remus’ worries though.

No, this fucking kid is wearing something that looks disturbingly like a cross between a military uniform and proper dress robes. A white, high-collared dress shirt disappears into midnight blue, slightly loose pants, which likewise disappear into Ed’s usual combat boots, for once clean and shiny where normally they are covered in mud and grass stains from his latest stint on the Quidditch pitch.

The cloak proper functions more like a stylized coat, the sleeves split down the middle from the shoulders down, the lining a pitch black while the outside matches the pants exactly. It seems to be an asymmetrical cut, the right half crossing over his chest and fastened to the left side with—

“Ed,” he croaks. “Is that—,”

“Yeah,” Ed’s eyes glint with chaotic energy. “Might as well put grandpa’s tacky jewelry to good use, eh?”

Remus pinches his nose. “You’re impossible,” he sighs, astounded by Ed’s audacity to wear a millennium old Horcrux as an accessory. Ed grins, striking a pose as if to annoy him further, and inadvertently reveals what Remus, by virtue of being a half-blood, recognizes as rank markings on the shoulders of his cloak. “You have got to be shitting me, Ed.”

Ed bares his teeth in a wolfish smirk as he brushes invisible dust off of one shoulder, the golden stripes and singular star gleaming in the light. He mouths major at him, and Remus is tempted to snark back ‘yeah, a major pain in the ass’, refraining from it only because Sirius finally decides to accept the fact that he won’t show up to trial dressed like a muggle Vampire.

Sirius blinks at Ed’s attire. “Damn, kid, I gotta give you that much; you clean up nice.”

Remus buries his face in his hands. “I need better friends.”

“Better than me? Impossible,” Sirius declares, affronted.

“Yeah, what he said,” Ed shouts. “I’m incredible!”

“Incredibly annoying, maybe.”

“But still incredible.”

Remus groans.



They take the Floo Network from Dumbledore’s office, and if anyone aside from Remus recognizes Ed’s outfit for what it is, no one says a thing, though Dumbledore does raise an eyebrow at Ed’s decision to flaunt his little heirloom around.

Not that Ed gives a hoot.

“I feel underdressed,” says Hermione as they walk across the shining wood floor of the ministry atrium, wrapping her school robes a little tighter around herself.

“You’re kids, it’s fine,” Ed brushes her off, rolling his eyes.

“You’re in our year,” Ron grouses, eyeing the fibula on Ed’s cloak like he’s trying to determine if it’s real gold or not.

“I’m sixteen, mate.” Ed stops when they reach a statue in the middle of the atrium, frowning at it. “This is fucking tacky, holy shit,” he eyes the golden figures and doesn’t bother to mask his disdain. “Ten Galleons says I can make it disappear before we leave,” he mutters in Remus’ ear, lightly jabbing him with his elbow. “It would be a public service.”

Remus shoves him away by his shoulder. “I don’t like these odds,” he deadpans, adding. “But, yes, it would be.” He flinches when Sirius suddenly leans past him, holding out a pouch of money to Ed. “Sirius, no.”

“Sirius, yes,” he says, moving the pouch more insistently at Ed. “Fifty Galleons if you do it.”

Ed raises an eyebrow at him. “Really?”

“Really, it’s buttugly, and I’ve heard enough about your chaos to wanna see you pull it off.”

Ed considers it for a moment. “Keep the pocket change, if I do it I want the biggest room in the house.”

Sirius glares. “Fine.”

“Deal.”

“I hate you both,” Remus says, evidently too loud, because the rest of their group turn around to see what he’s complaining about. Seeing Ed and Sirius whisper amongst each other seems to be enough to convince them that they don’t want to know.

Ed thinks that’s probably for the best.

Plausible deniability and all that.

Dumbledore clears his throat, glancing at his watch. “We should hurry, as we still have to go through the wand weighing and take an elevator ride, everyone.”

“Right up,” Remus exclaims, grabbing Ed and Sirius each by an arm and dragging them towards the golden gates closing off the rest of the ministry.

“I can walk, Remus,” Ed grumbles, though he doesn’t attempt to loosen his grip. “We’ve still got, what?” He glances at his watch. “Forty minutes.”

Remus ignores him, only letting off when they have caught up to the rest of their group, waiting on the security guy to weigh their wands; whyever the fuck that is a thing Ed has no idea.

The guy squints at them. “Where are your visitor badges?”

Dumbledore sighs. “We came via the Floo Network, Eric, so I am afraid we didn’t receive any,” he waves a hand at their gathering. “Our numbers would have taken too long with the usual entrance, you understand?”

“Wonderful,” the guy, Eric, mutters, bending down behind his desk and procuring a large machine that looks a little bit like an oversized typewriter. “Name and purpose?”

“Okay, maybe the forty minutes are a bit of a time crunch after all,” Ed admits as they each go through the ordeal of first getting their badges, then getting scanned with some golden rod that does who knows what, and then have their wands weighed and the properties verified.

“You think?” Remus sighs, going next.

Edward is second to last only to Sirius. “Edward Elric, witness in criminal trial.”

“Couldn’t have figured that out by now,” Eric grumbles, and Ed rolls his eyes. When the golden rod once again doesn’t detect a single thing of note he hands over his wand. It is dropped in the brass dish of the wand weigher and the entire thing vibrates for the nth time that day, finally spitting out its strip of paper. “Thirteen inches, Thestral tail hair core, been in use for—,” he frowns down at the slip. “Dammit, the ink smudged, we gotta do it again.”

“Eric,” Dumbledore says, long-suffering, though Ed doesn’t miss the glint in his eyes at the mention of Ed’s wand core. “We have places to be.”

“I guess you’re right, it’s just formality anyways,” he agrees, handing Ed his wand back. “Last one.”

Ed makes space for Sirius, tucking his wand back into his robes, when Dumbledore suddenly speaks up from his left. “Quite the rare wand core you have there, Edward.”

Ed eyes him warily. “I suppose so.”

“Out of curiosity,” he says, sounding like it’s anything but simple curiosity that has him ask the question. “What wand wood?”

“Ebony.” Dumbledore hums, and for a moment Ed isn’t sure why it interests him so much, when he remembers what Dumbledore’s wand core had been. He swallows. “What’s yours, Professor? Out of curiosity.”

“Elder,” Dumbledore responds after a brief moment of hesitation. “Though it is not my original wand.”

“Fascinating,” Ed says.

“Truly,” Dumbledore responds.

As they finally make it to the elevators with barely five minutes to spare, Ed remembers what Truth had written him, that day they had dropped him on the Hogwarts Express with barely enough information to get by.

—the core is Thestral tail hair, it’s a magical creature that can only be seen by those who have witnessed death and comprehend it fully. Interestingly, there is only one other wand in existence with the same core, and one I made as well. Maybe you’ll even come across it, who knows?

You motherfucker, he thinks as they all squeeze into the elevator. Maybe my ass.



Dolores smoothes over the front of her robes one more time to make sure they lie exactly as she wants them to. Amelia is sitting to her right, idly tapping her fingers on the thick folder on the desk before her, entire body tense, though why Dolores can’t say. This entire trial was just a formality at this point, really, she hadn’t even bothered to do more than skim the file.

Really, what difference does it make who is serving the sentence in the end? This is nothing but embarrassing—

The doors of the courtroom swing open and in file their witnesses, more than Dolores thought was necessary for such a done deal, anyways. There’s Dumbledore, of course, as well as Black and Lupin, which makes sense, they were directly involved, but what were—

She clears her throat quietly, leaning over to Amelia. “What are the children doing here?”

Amelia raises an eyebrow at her. “Did you not read the file, Dolores?”

“Of course I did!” She feels her cheeks flush slightly. “But do we really need this many witnesses?”

“Considering the kind of embarrassment this affair ended up being for our department, I thought it prudent to do this as thoroughly as possible, unlike last time.”

Dolores nods, though she disagrees, sitting back in her chair.

Amelia clears her throat once the witnesses have seated themselves in the provided chairs, all but Dumbledore and the blond fellow looking uncomfortable.

Dolores almost thinks she recognizes him, but can’t be sure from so far away.

“Mafalda, are you ready?”

“Yes, Amelia, we can begin.”

“Very well,” she says. “Criminal hearing of 24 March 1994 into offenses committed under the International Statute of Secrecy, the Decree Against the Use of Spells of the Darkest Arte and the Statute of Preservation of Human Life by Peter Pettigrew. Interrogators: Amelia Susan Bones, Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement; Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister. Court Scribe: Mafalda Hopkirk.

“The charges against the accused are as follows: He knowingly and deliberately facilitated the deaths of James and Lily Potter on 31 October 1981, as well as caused the deaths of 12 muggles on the day following, 1 November 1981. During the events of 1 November 1981 he not only murdered civilian bystanders, endangering the continued secrecy of wizardkind, but also faked his own death, leading to the wrongful imprisonment of one Sirius Black for the duration of 12 years.

“Let us now hear the first witness, Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Order of Merlin, First Class, Headmaster of Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry et cetera et cetera,” Amelia waves slightly in Mafalda’s direction while Dumbledore walks over to the center chair.

“Alright,” Amelia says, sounding only mildly resigned to a long day. “Let’s begin.

“Professor Dumbledore, after the events in question, did you testify that it was Sirius Black who was the Secret Keeper of the Potter family?”

“I did,” he confirms. “Regrettably, they chose not to share their plans to change Secret Keepers with me, so I made my testimony based on the information I had received at the time.”

Dolores clears her throat, looking down at a note she had made earlier that day. “And you forbade Sirius Black from taking custody of the surviving Harry James Potter, despite being his legal guardian?”

Dumbledore blinks once. “Yes, as I was under the impression that it was him who had betrayed them to Lord Voldemort.”

Almost everyone in the room flinches at the name. “I see.”

Amelia picks up the questioning once more. “And the identity of Peter Pettigrew as an unregistered rat Animagus was revealed to you in your office, and verified in your presence?”

“Yes.”

“By whom?”

“Professor Remus John Lupin and third year exchange student Edward Elric.”

Dolores frowns slightly at the name, hadn’t she met that boy? He had seemed smart, though she wonders how he fit into the narrative. It’s not like he had much of anything to do with the case at all, even tangentially.

“Thank you for your testimony,” Amelia sighs, shuffling a few pages of parchment on her desk. “Next Sirius Black.”

Dolores suppresses the urge to fidget.

“It was my suggestion to change the identity of the Secret Keeper,” Black begins upon questioning. “I thought I was too obvious a choice. I regret that now,” his face twists slightly in grief. “When Hagrid didn’t let me have Harry, I instead went to hunt down Peter, since I was the only one who knew that it had been him who betrayed Lily and James.”

“And you did not think to notify anyone of the switch?” Dolores asks, raising an eyebrow. “You just went ahead and played vigilante hit wizard?”

“I admit I was not thinking rationally,” he grits out. “But I had just learned that two of my best friends had been murdered, and one of my other friends was a traitor.”

She clears her throat. “Right.”

Amelia picks up again. “How did you escape Azkaban prison?”

Black stiffens slightly. “Like Peter, I am an Animagus; I can turn into a large black dog. I… had failed to register, that has been remedied now,” he coughs slightly. “Dementors have a hard time sensing animals, and I was thin enough as a dog to slip through the bars of my cell.”

“Why did you decide to break out now, and not at any point prior?”

“Minister Fudge had been visiting Azkaban, and was holding a copy of the Daily Prophet. It showed a picture of the Weasley family during their trip to Egypt last summer; I recognized Ron Weasley’s rat as Peter’s Animagus form, and it gave me the will to escape at last.”

“When were you informed that Peter Pettigrew had been apprehended?”

“The day it happened,” Black says, clearing his throat. “Remus found me in the Shrieking Shack and filled me in.”

Amelia raises an eyebrow. “The Shrieking Shack?”

Black licks his lips. “I assume it was merely the first place he looked, given that it was a deserted, sheltered place near the castle.”

“I see,” Amelia notes something down with a frown. “Thank you, next: Professor for Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, Remus John Lupin.”

Before he can say anything, Dolores clears her throat. “So we can get this out of the way, what is your unregistered Animagus form, Professor?”

Lupin stiffens, and in the witness stands she sees several people do the same. He coughs. “I’m not an Animagus, unregistered or otherwise,” he gives her a self-deprecating smile. “I don’t have a talent for Transfiguration, I’m afraid.”

“Correct me if I’m wrong,” she says, smiling. “But did you, or did you not, receive an Outstanding for your Transfiguration NEWT?” There is a stifling silence following her question, and she tilts her head. “Please answer the question, Professor.”

“That,” his voice cracks slightly. “That is correct, yes.”

“Then please just tell us what your animal form is so we can continue with the trial, Professor,” she says, sweet as can be. “Two of your childhood friends were unregistered Animagi, you cannot think us fools enough to believe you weren’t.”

“Pardon the interruption,” the blond fellow says, voice and face blank, and oh, that would be Edward Elric, she does recognize him now. “But I don’t see the relevance.”

Amelia clears her throat. “Mr Elric, please wait your turn. Professor Lupin,” she sighs. “Please answer the question.”

“I—,” he wrings his hands, and in the stands it looks like Black is barely managing to keep Elric in his seat. Lupin sighs. “Pettigrew, Sirius and James became Animagi for my sake.”

“Your sake?” Dolores raises her eyebrows in surprise, leaning forward. “What do you mean?”

“I’m a Werewolf,” he grits out, the words hanging in the air for a moment. “They found out and became Animagi to keep me company during full moon nights, as I—, as I wouldn’t attack animals.”

Dolores recoils, and several of the jurors start to whisper amongst themselves. She looks at Dumbledore. “And you would allow a-a halfbreed like that to teach?”

“With all due respect,” Dumbledore says, stone-faced. “But Professor Lupin is an outstanding and popular teacher at our school, and Professor Snape makes sure to always brew him Wolfsbane Potion. He is perfectly safe—,”

“Only as long as he decides to stay safe!” She screeches, standing up. “He could go around infecting defenseless students every month!”

Lupin flinches. “I would never—,”

“Like you have enough humanity to—,”

“Excuse me,” Elric says, somehow sweeping the entire courtroom into silence despite never raising his voice. “But I doubt your expertise on deciding how human he is or isn’t, and quite frankly I call into question how unbiased you can be in a court of law, with opinions that extreme.”

Dolores reels back. “Mr Elric, it is not your turn to speak!”

“If you decide to ask irrelevant questions and throw personal attacks at a witness, then whose turn it is hardly matters, does it?” He glowers at her in a way that sends shivers down her spine. “It is not Professor Lupin who is standing trial, so could we please get back to the topic at hand?”

Beside her Amelia bangs the gavel uselessly, as most everyone was quiet already. “I agree, any… concerns considering the teachers currently employed at Hogwarts can be addressed outside the courtroom,” when Dolores whirls around at her she sends her a stern glare, her face slightly unmoored. Swallowing down her indignation, Dolores sits down again, straightening her robes. “Professor Lupin, were you aware of the change of Secret Keepers?”

“No,” he answers stiffly, green eyes fixed on the middle distance. “At the time I was away on business for Professor Dumbledore, which,” he adds quickly, before Dolores has the chance to interrupt him. “Has nothing to do with the case on trial today. I only learned of the events a week after they took place.”

“I see,” Amelia falters slightly as she shuffles a few notes around. “When did the possibility that Peter Pettigrew was still alive occur to you?”

“It didn’t,” the Werewolf says. “It was Edward Elric who proposed the possibility to me, and at first I didn’t want to entertain the idea,” he makes a face. “You need to understand that I woke up one morning in the middle of a war to learn that three of my best friends had been murdered, and the fourth was the cause for their deaths. I never quite managed to move past it, so when Edward approached me with his theory, I—, well, I didn’t really want to consider the possibility at all.”

“What changed your mind?”

The Werewolf seems to mull that question over for a moment. “Once I had calmed down, and revisited Edward’s arguments, they did make sense. Enough sense to look into them, at any rate.”

Amelia hums and takes some notes. “I propose we move on to Mr Elric’s testimony for now, as he seems to be the person who was involved the most in the second half of the case. Objections?” When there are none she nods to herself. “Very well, Edward Elric, as you are a foreign national we need to confirm some information first.”

The teenager sits down in the chair like he owns it, crossing one leg over the other casually as he folds his hands and rests them on his knee. “Go ahead.”

“Date of Birth?”

“22 March 1978.”

“Country of origin?”

“Amestris.”

Amelia clears her throat again. “And you are currently attending Hogwarts as a third year exchange student?”

“That is correct,” Dolores wonders at his demeanor. He had been friendly and charming at the Malfoys’, but now he looked quite a lot older than his barely sixteen years.

“As you are underage, you may request a legal guardian to represent you during your testimony.”

“I am an emancipated minor, Madam Bones,” a corner of his mouth twitches slightly, as if he is suppressing a smile. “And this isn’t the first time I have been asked to testify besides.”

There are whispers amongst the jurors as Amelia frowns, taking notes. “The court wasn’t aware of this.”

“Must have slipped through the cracks,” he shrugs. “Is that a problem?”

“Why would a teenager have to testify?” Dolores asks, shifting in her seat. “Do you make it a habit to get into conflicts with the law?”

“What gave you that idea?” He asks, gold eyes gleaming. “I have simply had to give testimony before; considering there are three thirteen year olds in the witness stands, that can’t be too outlandish.”

“Right, let’s move on,” Amelia says, sounding tired. “I would like you to tell this court, in order and as much detail as possible, how you came to,” she makes a face. “Solve this case, as it were.”

“Certainly,” he says, voice as blank as his face. It makes Dolores uneasy. “I first heard about Sirius Black from Professor Lupin while on the Hogwarts Express at the beginning of term, after the Dementors had searched the train for him. At one point during term, Professor Lupin offhandedly mentioned that he and James Potter were friends at school, and I looked at their student files out of curiosity.”

“You,” Dolores chokes slightly. “Looked at their student files… out of curiosity?”

“Yes, that’s what I said,” he raises an eyebrow at her, and it feels vaguely condescending. “I’m friends with Harry, and thought it was strange that he was left with his muggle relatives rather than Professor Lupin, if he and Harry’s parents were close. I have the bad habit of sticking my nose in things that don’t concern me, I’m afraid,” he shrugs, expression contrite. “In James Potter’s file I noticed that he and Sirius Black served a frankly concerning number of detentions together, after which I looked at his file.”

Dolores is glad she apparently isn’t the only one listening to his tale in mild shock. At least this appeared to be news to some of the witnesses as well.

“In Sirius Black’s file,” he continues. “I found a note, written and signed by Professor Dumbledore, on his change of address to that of the Potter family during their sixth year,” he tilts his head slightly. “This raised red flags for me.”

“In what way?” Amelia asks. When Dolores chances a look at her he looks slightly pale.

“According to the prevalent story at that point, Sirius Black and James Potter were close enough that the former moved into the latter’s household when they were sixteen, and only five years later sold the Potters out to Lord Voldemort,” he looks like he is refraining from rolling his eyes as most everyone in the room flinches. “I have people I am that close to, and there is nothing that could make me betray them like that. It made no sense, not with everything I had heard about anyone involved up to that point.”

He pauses, licking his lips. “I confronted Professor Lupin about the entire affair, now that I knew he was childhood friends with Sirius Black. He had already managed to break into the school, and considering Harry and I were spending time alone with Professor Lupin regularly, I wanted to make sure that he could be trusted.”

Dolores clears her throat. “Why were you spending time alone with the—, with him?”

Elric narrows his eyes at her like he caught the way she almost slipped up. “Harry and I are extremely vulnerable to Dementors, and Professor Lupin kindly offered to teach us the Patronus Charm to defend ourselves,” there is a quiet cough somewhere in the witness stands. “At any rate, I believed his assurance that he had no hand in the break in.”

Amelia frowns. “What made you believe him?”

“Not to be rude, but Professor Lupin is a terrible liar,” his grin shows teeth, and out of the corner of her eyes Dolores can see Black snort, quickly moving out of the way of the Werewolf punching his arm.

“And what,” Amelia says. “Would you have done if he had been an accomplice to a dangerous criminal? It was risky to confront him on your own.”

Elric’s face twitches slightly. “I assure you that I know how to defend myself well enough,” he clears his throat. “Professor Lupin told me the story about the confrontation between Sirius Black and Pettigrew, or at least the then official version of events, and there was something odd about it. It made me request all Daily Prophet articles concerning the case to verify my suspicion.”

Amelia sounds slightly impatient when she speaks. “What, exactly, seemed odd to you?”

Elric takes a deep breath, briefly closing his eyes. “Alright, let me paint the picture as it was presented in the news twelve years ago: We have a confrontation between two wizards. One of them blows up the other, the entire street, and causes the deaths of not just his opponent but twelve civilians. The civilians are burned to the point muggle authorities have trouble identifying them, while Pettigrew was supposedly vaporized, only leaving behind a virtually unmarked finger,” he tilts his head. “That makes no sense.”

Dolores can’t help letting out a sound of frustration. “Get to the point.”

“Explosions are messy business, take it from someone who has been in a few of his own,” he says with far too cavalier an attitude for the subject matter in question. “Explosions so strong they destroy a street and burn twelve people as badly as the papers made it sound, they—,” his expression goes dark for a moment. “It would have either left nothing of Pettigrew behind and severely injured Sirius Black, or left behind more than just a finger.”

Amelia’s voice cracks slightly. “You have been… in explosions?”

“My country is quite fond of waging wars both foreign and domestic, if you catch my drift,” his smile is sardonic as he says it. “Anyways,” he says. “The question really wasn’t whether Pettigrew was still alive or not at that point, but how, if he was, he escaped the scene of his crime.”

“And that is when you started to assume he was an Animagus?”

“Not immediately,” he admits. “I only considered the possibility when we talked about them in Transfiguration. While an Animagus is required to register themselves with the ministry, that is entirely based on the honor system. As long as the Animagus in question is not caught, they cannot be forced to register,” Elric tilts his head. “I asked Professor Lupin whether his childhood friends were Animagi, which he confirmed. But all of that was only a theory, and I had no proof.”

Amelia suddenly stiffens and looks at Dumbledore. “You handed a confidential government file to a foreign exchange student?”

“With all due respect,” Elric says before Dumbledore can respond. “I’ve seen worse than a few photographs of dismembered bodies.”

Dolores gasps. “What?”

Elric shrugs, unconcerned. “War can be quite gruesome. At any rate, if you look at the crime scene photos of that incident, you will not only find Pettigrew’s finger in suspiciously pristine condition, but also see that it was found right next to a sewer grate,” he smirks, mirthless. “Perfect for a rat to escape through.”

Amelia clears her throat. “How did you come to the conclusion that Ron Weasley’s pet rat was the disguised Peter Pettigrew?”

“His rat was missing a toe in the same spot that Pettigrew would be missing a finger,” he states blandly. “I arranged with Professor Lupin to test my theory in the headmaster’s office, and I turned out to be right.”

“I see,” Amelia says faintly, taking some more notes. She looks at the rest of them. “Does anyone require the children to testify, or want to ask further questions of the previous witnesses?”

There are muttered denials, and Dolores feels a little faint at the turn of this trial.

“Very well,” Amelia says. “Thank you, Mr Elric. The guards may now bring in the accused.”

Dolores feels cold wash over her the moment the door opens, and in the stands several people draw their wands. There is chaos as the Werewolf and Dumbledore scramble to shield Potter, Elric and Black, who have gone very, very pale.

“Oh for the love of—,” Amelia rubs her temple. “I told Cornelius to leave the Dementors in Azkaban!”

“Considering the crimes he is accused of,” Dolores tuts. “It is already a big concession to only have one present, Amelia!”

“Did you not hear Mr Elric just testify that he and Mr Potter are extremely vulnerable to them?” She waves at the witness stands, where a phoenix and wolf made of silver, tinkling mist have begun to circle the group. “Not to mention the sheer audacity to expose Mr Black to them again, after twelve years of Azkaban! This is ridiculous.”

Dolores lets out an indignant scoff, while Amelia quickly dismisses the Dementor and one of the Aurors, only leaving one to guard the accused. Preposterous.

Amelia clears her throat, fixing her monocle. “My apologies, it appears the Minister did not agree with my refusal of Azkaban’s Dementors.”

Dolores watches as the Werewolf dispenses chocolate bars among the children and Mr Black, who take it without thought. Mr Elric, somehow, seems the worst for wear amongst them.

“Mr Pettigrew,” Amelia cuts through her musings. “This court has heard the evidence against you. You may now speak in your defense before we declare our verdict.”

Pettigrew whimpers, arms bound to the chair by magic chains. Dolores has no problem imagining him as a rat. “I—,” he starts, fidgeting nervously. His beady eyes flit across the courtroom, and he winces when he sees the witnesses. “I s-swear I di-didn’t know he was going to k-kill them!”

“You want to convince this court,” Amelia starts, voice hard. “That selling out your fellows to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named would lead to anything but their deaths, in your mind? Do you take this court for fools, Mr Pettigrew?”

He flinches. “I-I—,”

“I think,” Dolores says. “This is not worth our time.”

“I agree,” Amelia states, banging the gavel with finality. “All those in favor of conviction raise their hands.” Dolores raises her hand and checks for the rest of the jurors, not surprised at the unanimous vote. “Very well, the court hereby sentences you to life in Azkaban prison—,”

“NO!” Pettigrew screeches, thrashing against his bindings. “Please, no! I-I didn’t mean to—,”

“To cause the deaths of fourteen people?” Amelia asks flatly. “Yes, I’m sure that was a great shock to you, Mr Pettigrew. Guards!”

“Please, no, I swear I—,” his voice is cut off when one of the Aurors casts a silencing charm on him, sparing them all the hassle of listening to his further begging.

“Well,” she says, putting her notes in order. “That went quicker than expected.”

She graciously ignores Amelia’s sigh.



Ed had escaped the courtroom as quickly as possible when he noticed Umbridge looking suspiciously like she wanted to talk to him, and he quite frankly didn’t have the mental energy left to deal with her. While Remus and Dumbledore had cast their Patronuses the second the door had opened, Ed still felt slightly off-kilter, his flesh hand clammy under his glove. Not to mention that for all his dedication to being as calm and collected as possible during the trial, Sirius nonetheless had to practically throw himself onto him to keep him from interfering during Remus’ testimony.

He has the suspicion that if he had to talk to Umbridge right now he might be tempted to make her disappear in the Sahara for a while.

That fucking bitch.

Ed comes to a halt in front of the tacky statue in the atrium, crossing his arms and trying to calm down enough not to snap at the next person to talk to him.

Besides, he still has to get rid of this thing.

He hums, idly tapping his fingers against his upper arms as he considers his options.

“Are you okay?” Ed casts a quick glance at Remus, before he focuses back on the statue, idly twirling his left index finger, muttering an illusion spell under his breath. “Ed?”

“I should ask you that,” he finally responds when he feels the spell fall into place, hiding the actual statue behind as flawless an illusion as he can manage. “You should have lied.”

“I have been told that I’m a horrible liar,” Remus says dryly, raising an eyebrow when Ed claps his hands and sits down on the edge of the pool, facing the atrium as blue lightning dances between his fingers and into seemingly nowhere as the illusion hides the rest of the transmutation. “Your priorities amaze me, sometimes.”

Ed shrugs, mind still mostly on the transmutation, feeling marble and gold shift at his back. “Problem solving helps me calm down.”

“A tacky statue is hardly a problem.”

“Depends on how you look at it,” he grins, crossing his arms again as the last of the energy disperses from his gloves. “You know,” he muses, tilting his head. “If they try to get you fired I’ll say fuck it and overthrow the entire damn ministry, I need to get some experience for when I go back home anyways.”

Remus blinks at him. “I don’t think you’ve mentioned that yet.”

Ed shrugs. “My CO has spent the past decade planning a coup, I just got stuck in the middle, what with the homunculus trying to destroy the whole place.”

“Is anyone in your home world normal?”

“Asked by a magic wolf.”

“Touché,” Remus admits, lips twitching. “I’ll be okay.”

“With Umbridge after you?” Ed raises an eyebrow. “If it goes her way she’ll have you and yours rounded up and executed via firing squad, Remus.”

Remus smiles wryly. “I’ve considered the possibility since I was five years old, Ed.”

Ed frowns. “Five?”

His friend hums. “A story for a different time,” he decides as the rest of their group make their way towards them. “Let’s just say you’re not the only one with daddy issues.”

“Hey!”

Sirius raises an eyebrow at them. “You done pouting, kid?”

“Fuck you,” Ed snarls, kicking at his shin with his left foot. “I was just trying not to murder Umbridge in broad daylight.”

“Say it a bit louder, in case the whole ministry hasn’t heard it yet,” Remus sighs, rolling his eyes at Sirius jumping up and down while holding his aching shin. “Padfoot, get a grip.”

“That hurt, what’s in your shoe, lead?”

“No, carbon-enhanced steel,” Ed says dryly.

Dumbledore clears his throat, expression pinched. “Shall we?”

“Sure,” Ed shrugs, jumping up from the pool edge and loitering behind him and the trio of kids.

They let Dumbledore go through the Floo Network first, and it’s only then Sirius leans over, muttering. “Couldn’t figure out how to get rid of the statue, huh?”

“Oh, right,” Ed says, hitting his palm with his fist. With a snap of his fingers he lets the illusion dissolve, smirking at the shocked exclamations echoing throughout the atrium. “I knew I had forgotten something, thanks for the reminder, loser.”

And, without a look back at the chaos of the ministry discovering their precious statue had been transformed into a giant middle finger of swirling gold and marble — to ensure they can’t separate the material, he is a professional, after all — Ed swiftly steps into the green fire, all too happy to leave the ministry behind him.




[Sunday, 27 March 1994, Hogwarts Library, Day of the Full Moon]

 

Remus might, possibly, be surrounded by every single scrap and bit of information one can find in Hogwarts regarding one Tom Marvolo Riddle and the line of Herpo Paracelsus, and still be no further to finding even a hint on where to start looking for a psychopath’s Horcruxes. The last time he did this much research he was preparing for his NEWTs, and he doesn’t miss that time in his life one bit.

Riddle grew up in an orphanage, and through process of elimination must be connected to Slytherin through the maternal line. The last two surviving Gaunts had been a pair of siblings, and there was very little chance for Morfin Gaunt to have a dalliance with anyone between his stints in Azkaban, and wouldn’t explain the unusual name for Riddle besides.

So Merope Gaunt it must be, and considering she disappeared with no date of death listed anywhere, is the more likely candidate.

It’s too bad the Gaunts hadn’t attended school since the late 19th century, because he can’t go by addresses in student files that way — he sort of doubts they stayed in one place for long with their repeated imprisonments in Azkaban for torturing muggles. Charming people.

He can’t quite see the resemblance to Ed, if he’s honest.

Remus frowns as he drags the old ledger chronicling the Sacred 28 closer again. The author had enchanted it to automatically update marriages and strike out families that sullied their blood. Unlike the tome in the restricted section it doesn’t record mixed marriages and children, and simply just strikes out the names of any that marry out of the confines of truly pure wizarding blood.

(it only makes him slightly sick)

He hums as he finds the Gaunt tree and taps on Merope’s name, striked out. That would confirm it, but then—

Rubbing his temple against the full moon migraine pounding inside his skull he tries to focus on the loopy handwriting on the page and frowns. “Marvolo Gaunt,” he mutters, leaning back to look at the ceiling. “What if she named her kid after her dad and his? So middle name from her father, as usual, and then… Tom Riddle as the kid’s father? She was striked out, so either half-blood, muggleborn or muggle,” he snorts. “Ironic.”

Wait.

Hadn’t Morfin been imprisoned in Azkaban for murdering a family of muggles? He could swear there was at least one article that mentioned—

“Lupin.”

Remus almost jumps out of his skin at Severus’ voice behind him, feeling uncannily like a child caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

“Merlin’s beard,” he says, putting a hand to his pounding chest and trying to stop his hackles from rising. “Don’t sneak up on me like that.”

Severus rolls his eyes, holding out a steaming goblet that makes his insides churn with nausea and animalistic aggression. “Your potion. Please refrain from making me go looking for you an hour before sundown in the future.”

“That late already?” He pushes his sleeve back to check the time on his watch. “Shit, I completely forgot the time,” he grabs the goblet and takes a few quick gulps, trying not to gag. “Thank you, I’m sorry, I lost track of time, it seems.”

“Evidently,” Severus rolls his eyes. “Whatever is so urgent that you would risk transforming in the middle of the library?”

“Not urgent,” Remus grimaces, taking another gulp of the vile concoction. “I was just asked to help with some research, and must have gotten a bit sidetracked.”

Dark eyes flit over the mess on the table, and Remus casually leans onto the Daily Prophet article he had been about to read, covering it with his free hand. “I see. I didn’t take you for one interested in pureblood lines, Lupin.”

“I’m a man of many interests,” he says blithely, swallowing the rest of the potion and holding out the goblet. “Thank you, Severus. I’ll just clean up my mess and be off to bed. See you tomorrow.”

“You know,” the man says, making no move to leave. “You have been in remarkable health lately, it’s truly astounding.”

Remus blinks, taking stock of himself. “Huh,” he says. “You’re right, I have been feeling much better,” he shrugs, grinning. “Must be your impeccable brewing talents and the fine company I have every month.”

Severus sneers. “Please.”

“Oh no, I mean it,” he bares his teeth. “Company has always made it more bearable, and the potion just adds to it. I feel peachy, actually, so thank you for your contribution to my continued good health, Severus.”

The needling has the desired effect of having Severus snatch the goblet out of his grasp and storm out of the library. With a sigh Remus quickly searches for the article he had been about to read before the interruption.

“There it is,” he mutters, skimming the blotted lines. “Morfin Gaunt accused of the murder of the muggle family Riddle, in Little Hangleton,” he runs a hand through his hair with a sigh. “As good a place to start as any, I guess.”




[Thursday, 31 March 1994, Teachers’ Lounge]

 

Remus looks up as Pomona comes into the room, arms full of various plants and herbs that he thinks he might have memorized for an exam once and promptly forgot again. “Do you need help?”

“No, it’s alright, dearie,” she huffs, dropping her baggage on the least cluttered table. Remus thinks some of the sheets of parchment bore Severus’ handwriting, and so he says not a thing about it. “I just have to divvy these up between Poppy, Severus and the tea plants that Sybill likes.”

“I see,” he says, something tugging at the back of his mind. Oh, right. “I can take the tea to her, she wrote me a note a few days ago that her wardrobe has a Boggart and she is too scared to take care of it herself.”

“Already planning ahead for final exams?”

He snorts. “I mean, I still got a Boggart lying around, but having a spare certainly won’t hurt, no.”

“Well,” Pomona declares as she gathers up a series of different leafy plants. “I am certainly not saying no to you offering to make the trip up her tower, thank you, I owe you one.”

“It saves one of us a trip, so it’s fine,” he waves her off, carefully putting the tea away in a pocket of his cloak. “I would have had to go up there and ward off her attempts to predict my death at some point, anyways.”

“She needs to change up her game some time,” Pomona chuckles. “I wonder how long until she seeks out Edward to predict his death. My money is on lightning strike.”

Remus rolls his eyes as he gets up to make the arduous journey to the Divination Tower. “That kid is hardier than a cockroach, Pomona; lightning could hit his metal arm and he would shrug it off.”

“You know, that would sound ominous if I didn’t know you love the kid.”

“Shut up,” he mutters, closing the door to her cackling.

He sighs, making his way across the castle, taking the occasional shortcut to avoid the afternoon crowds. It’s not even the trip that he’s dreading, even if it is long, but more the prospect of Sybill pestering him into a cup of tea to read the dredges, or reading his palm, or simply going into a long, unprompted spiel about his untimely death. Not like he believes in her premonitions, but you can only be told of pending misfortune so many times before it gets uncomfortable.

Remus knocks on the trapdoor, flexing his grip on the silver ladder. He smiles at his colleague when her curious face is revealed by the open door, quickly climbing the rest of the way up and into the headache-inducing fog of incense and last-aired-out-last-decade. “Sybill, hello, I hope you’re well?”

“Yes, yes, thank you Remus,” she says in her usual breathy cadence. “You look well, too.”

No need to sound so surprised. “Yes, it’s been quite the relief to work at Hogwarts, I’m sure you can relate.”

She nods with a tremulous smile. “Thank you, for dealing with the Boggart.”

“It’s no problem,” he says, quickly taking out the tea from his cloak. “From Pomona, by the way.”

“Thank you!” She takes the small package with shaking fingers. “Would you like a cup?”

Remus feels his smile strain. “No need, Sybill.”

Her smile falls and he almost feels bad. “Oh. Okay.”

He clears his throat. “So. The Boggart.”

“Right! Right,” she puts the tea down on a side table and walks him over behind a partition, the wardrobe there starting to rattle the moment they come into its vicinity. Sybill flinches and quickly retreats behind the partition.

“I see,” he sighs, taking out his wand and conjuring a box to lock the Boggart in. “It will just take a moment, Sybill, don’t worry.”

He flicks his wand, the door of the wardrobe flinging open to reveal a glowing full moon surrounded by clouds. It’s not the real deal, but he still feels a prickling under his skin and his heart pumping adrenaline through his system.

“Riddikulus!”

The Boggart explodes into a cloud of confetti, the bits and pieces of colorful not-paper rushing into the open box by his feet, the lid closing and locking over it. “Alright,” he calls. “That’s taken care of, Sybill.” She doesn’t respond, and with a frown he steps around the partition to make sure she hadn’t fainted from fright or dehydration. Instead of finding a crumbled Sybill, however, he comes face to face with her staring, unseeing, into his direction, her right hand shooting forth to grasp his wand wrist in an iron grip. “Sybill?”

Her mouth opens, and her voice is a deep, raspy thing entirely divorced from her usual light, breathy tone.

“A son loved, yet abandoned,” she croaks, her fingers like frosty chains around his wrist. “A mirror, yet not, and chained by sins not his own… He will make a choice, and pay his dues for a faith culled.”

Her body convulses in a great tremor, and her fingers release his wrist. Remus holds it to his chest, wondering hysterically if it will bruise as he takes a step back. Sybill shudders, blinks, then tilts her head at him in confusion. “Hm? Remus? Did you already take care of the Boggart?”

“I—,” he starts to stammer before he catches himself, shaking his head to clear his thoughts. “Yes, I took care of it. I’ll be on my way now, if you don’t mind.”

“Right,” she says, blinking a bit more. “Thank you, Remus.”

He gives her a curt nod and strained smile as he quickly levitates the box with the Boggart through the trapdoor, clambering down the silver ladder a bit too hastily to be inconspicuous.

This wasn’t a real prophecy, was it?

He’s afraid he knows the answer to that.

Chapter 26: April Showers Drench Me Whole (and make a fool of me)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[Friday, 01 April 1994, Seventh Floor Corridor]

 

Fred and George have just made it past the portrait hole when they stop short, blinking in unison.

“Ed,” says Fred.

“Whatcha doing here?” George asks.

Ed’s grin is all teeth as he pushes off the wall he’d been leaning against, walking closer. “Happy birthday, you two.”

“Oh,” George says, slightly taken aback. “Thank you.”

Ed rolls his eyes, coming to a halt in front of them. “You guys had personalized indoor fireworks for my birthday, did you expect me not to get you anything?” He takes two fairly big wrapped gifts out from the folds of his cloak, holding one out to each of them.

Fred stares at his, labeled correctly, and decides to fuck with him a little. “I’m George, though.”

“No, you aren’t,” Ed argues, crossing his arms. “You’re Fred. Nice try.”

George raises an eyebrow. “What makes you so sure?”

“It’s obvious if you aren’t blind,” he shrugs. “Also, Fred always speaks first.”

They both blink, exchanging a look.

“Huh,” Fred says. “I think you’re the first one who’s noticed, like, ever.”

“Aside from Ginny, maybe,” George muses.

“And Dumbledore, probably,” Fred adds.

“As riveting as this summary of people with more than two braincells to rub together is,” Ed deadpans. “Are you gonna open your gifts or nah?”

Fred and George exchange another look before they walk over to one of the scattered benches pushed against the walls to sit down, Ed leaning against one of the stone pillars, watching them. They each peel away the wrapping paper to reveal the assortment of different things he’s decided to gift them. Each of them got a necklace of softly glowing stone, Fred’s a deep blue, George’s a bright turquoise.

“They’re Phoenix flint,” Ed supplies before they can ask, and George chokes on his spit. “Figured if we keep having to play in freezing weather it might help to stay at least slightly above hypothermia.”

“Ed,” Fred says. “Those are expensive.”

Ed shrugs, not deigning that with a response. “The gloves are charmed to keep you warm, too, by the way.”

Fred scoffs. “Are you trying to give us an advantage?”

“Why not? Quidditch is no fun if you’re too cold to send Bludgers my way.”

George snorts. “You’re such a weirdo,” he hums when he moves the gloves and necklace aside to look at the book underneath.

Beside him Fred does the same, reading the embossed title out loud. “How to get away with Murder or: 1000 ways to come out on top… what?”

Ed grins. “Ron mentioned that you guys taught yourselves some muggle tricks, like lock-picking, so I figured you’d appreciate this. Contains everything from a dozen ways to break out of prison, anything that can be used to make a shank—,”

“The fuck’s a shank?”

He blinks at Fred. “An improvised dagger. You know, for stabbing and shit.”

George splutters. “What?”

Another shrug. “You never know. Anyways, I also included instructions on how to make a bomb from table salt and a battery, oh! Also survival tips for when you’re lost in the wilderness and can’t apparate to civilization for whatever reason.”

Fred blinks down at his book. “You wrote this?”

“Yeah. Have tested all of it, too.” A brief pause. “Well, not the breaking out of prison bit, that’s on my bucket list, but there’s no reason it shouldn’t work.”

George presses his palms together, touching them to his lips as he tries to sort his thoughts. “Ed,” he settles on eventually. “You are fucking insane, has anyone ever told you that?”

“Once or twice.”

That sounds about right, he thinks, and decides dropping the subject is the wisest move.




[Saturday, 02 April 1994, Werewolf Saga Tapestry Room]

 

Remus, as much as he hated his condition, had developed the habit of hiding in this room during his school days and came here whenever he needed to figure out a problem in peace. Not only was it hidden if you didn’t know where to look, but also in a part of the castle most people didn’t bother to go.

It was also the last place anyone ever looked for him, which he found quite handy.

This, apparently, did not apply to Ed.

“Isn’t this a bit on the nose, Moony?”

“That’s the point,” he sighs, letting his head fall back against one of the many tapestries littering the walls. “No one would think to look for me here. Speaking of which,” he glares. “How did you know to look here?”

Ed raises an eyebrow and waves the map lazily at him. “Harry is surprisingly willing to part with this in exchange for suggestions on what misfortunes can befall him for this month’s Divination homework.”

“I’m surprised you haven’t just made yourself a copy already.”

Ed blinks at him, face blank. “How in the fuck have I not thought of that yet?”

Remus smirks. “If I hadn’t seen you pick up your dropped fork with a levitation charm this morning I would be inclined to suggest you just haven’t internalized the use of magic yet. Alas, it appears you’re just so smart that you turned right back around to being dumb.”

“Asshole.”

“Git.”

Rolling his eyes Ed shortens the distance between them and sits down in some of the limited space between the numerous books surrounding Remus. He lets his eyes skim over the titles with evident surprise on his face before he hums, focusing on the map in his left hand. “You guys did some pretty impressive magic with this thing.”

“Thank you,” Remus says, the compliment only stinging a little at the reminder of what once was. He frowns when something occurs to him. “Wait, do you not show up because you’re from a different dimension?”

Ed pauses in what he’s doing, not that he appears to be doing anything in the first place, looking at him. “I don’t actually know, to be honest. It’s what I assumed, though I told Harry it’s because I’m a foreigner.”

Remus shakes his head. “No, that’s not the case, it would show anybody inside the grounds, muggle, squib, wizard, ghost or poltergeist, and regardless of form,” he shifts as he stares at the map. “Technically, it shouldn’t matter that you’re from another world, now that I think about it.”

“Well, how does the map work, exactly?” Ed tilts his head at him. “I can tell it scans the grounds for something when I focus, but not what in particular.”

“Well, originally we considered just linking it to the Book of Admittance, since it contains anyone in Great Britain eligible to be at Hogwarts, but that would have excluded Filch, ghosts and Peeves, as well as any teachers who went to school abroad,” he starts, crossing his arms in thought. “So instead we used a detection charm that looks for consciousness.”

Ed frowns at him. “Consciousness?”

“Yeah,” Remus waves a hand idly. “Ghosts are conscious, and so are poltergeists. It was the best way to ensure everyone would show up who could be trouble if they caught us where we weren’t supposed to be, you know? It specifically looks for those with consciousness and awareness of themselves, so, really, it should pick up on you.”

He watches Ed look down at the map, face set in concentration. After a while he hums. “It’s not really looking solely for consciousness,” he says slowly, like he’s giving voice to his thoughts as he forms them. “Or, not exactly? It’s looking for conscious minds, is how I would put it, I suppose. Yeah,” he nods to himself. “That would make the most sense for why I don’t show up, because I have two minds that are entangled but both conscious and aware, so it’s getting confused.”

“What.”

“Oh,” Ed blinks at him as if just remembering he’s there. “When my brother and I tried to resurrect our mother, we used both our blood for the information for her soul, and when we were dragged beyond the Gate our minds were sort of… meshed together because of it. It’s my blood tethering him to the mortal plain inside the armor and my arm I gave in exchange for his soul. One time I went through the Gate I saw his Gate and body in Truth’s realm, too. It’s a bit of a clusterfuck.”

Remus tries to make sense of Ed’s words and only does a passable job. “You know, nevermind, I don’t want to try and understand.”

Ed smirks, humorless. “Probably a wise choice,” looking back down at the map he hums again. “I think I get the spellwork,” he says, placing the map on the ground and, for once, taking out his wand, tapping it briefly against the weathered parchment. Remus watches as a perfect copy appears beside it and picks it up, unfolding it and looking for any mistake in the duplication spell.

“You gotta teach me how you can identify layered spells so easily someday.”

Ed shrugs, blushing lightly as he vanishes the ink on the original map and tugs it away in one of his robe pockets. “It’s the same principle as identifying the base elements for a transmutation in alchemy, really, I’m just so used to doing it that it’s become second nature, though it did take me a while to apply to magic.”

“It’s not a skill many have, you know,” Remus points out, holding out the copied map. “Can you only identify the spells?”

Suddenly, Ed looks uncomfortable. “No, I can manipulate them, too.”

“That’s… impressive,” Remus settles on, instead of any of the words that come to mind, like scary, frightening or horrifying. Or impossible, because if Remus has learned one thing this year it’s that when it comes to Ed nothing is ever impossible. “Are you alright?”

Ed sighs. “I used to like the fact that I’m,” he snorts. “Impressive,” the word sounds derisive, like he knows exactly what words Remus had been inclined to say instead. “But I’m starting to resent it.”

“Why?”

“Dumbledore,” he says, voice edged with something Remus can’t identify. “Didn’t understand my array.” He says it with the sort of gravitas he usually reserves for speaking of Truth and the taboo, and it takes him a moment to fully understand why Ed sounds like that, a shudder running through him. “Yeah,” Ed says, grim. “Yeah.”

“Ed,” he says, meeting his eyes. “You’re a good kid.”

Ed snorts, self-deprecating. “Sure, but how long will that last, really? All it takes is one misstep, Remus. I’m balancing on a razor’s edge while I’m in this world, what happens if you’re not there to drag me back from the precipice? What I was capable of in my world was child’s play compared to the kind of monster I could be here,” he swallows, pale-faced and haunted. “I could be a monster in this world, and I don’t know if there would be a way to stop me if I crossed that line.”

“You won’t cross that line, Ed,” Remus says with conviction, means it. “You couldn’t be like Herpo or Voldemort even if you wanted to.”

“Couldn’t I?” Ed asks. “Because I know exactly what it would take for me to cross the line.”

Remus searches his face but finds only sincerity and resignation there. “And what would that be?”

“The same it’s always been,” Ed shrugs, taking the copy of the Marauders Map from Remus’ slackened grasp and putting it away in his robes as well. “It’s still the same reason I broke the taboo at eleven, and became a dog of the military at twelve,” his golden gaze drifts to one of the tapestries hanging on the walls, but doesn’t take it in. “I once told you that there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for my brother, but that’s not quite right. It’s more that I’m willing to do whatever it takes to protect those I love. And recently the number of people that applies to has increased, and my means to do horrible things have become quite plentiful.”

“I won’t let you cross the line, then,” Remus counters, sure in a way he doesn’t think he ought to be. “I’ll drag you back from the precipice, because no one who cares for you would want you to step off the ledge for their sake.”

Ed hums, but doesn’t acknowledge his words in acquiescence or denial. “So,” he says instead, turning back to him with a carefully neutral expression as he picks up one of the books scattered around them. “I didn’t take you to be someone interested in Divination, Moony.”

“I’m not,” he rolls his eyes, accepting the fact that Ed won’t let him continue to try and beat sense into his head like the stubborn bastard he is. “It’s just—, I don’t know.”

“Eloquent, that how you charmed your way out of detention as a kid?” Ed snarks, flipping the book in his hands open to a random page and clearing his throat dramatically. “The blood of the just will be demanded of London burnt by fire in the year '66. The ancient Lady will fall from her high place and many of the same sect will be killed,” he looks up at him again. “Delightfully precise yet vague, as expected. Care to tell me why you’re looking at prophecies?”

Remus sighs. “Sybill — the Divination professor,” he elaborates at Ed’s puzzled look. “Asked me to banish a Boggart from her wardrobe.”

“Alright.”

“And it was fine, at first, aside from her insistence on no doubt foretelling my untimely demise via tea leaves or the angle of Mars and Jupiter or some such nonsense.”

“Riveting.”

“Ed.”

“Sorry, sorry,” he smirks, holding up his metal hand placatingly. “So, what convinced you that your death is actually imminent and she isn’t a fraud, then?”

Remus groans, rubbing a hand over his face. “She didn’t predict my death, hard as it is to believe, actually. It’s—,” he waffles for words, unsure how exactly to describe what had transpired without sounding absolutely mad. “She suddenly grabbed my wrist, hard enough to bruise, and I don’t know if you’ve seen her—,”

“I haven’t.”

“But she’s a frail thing,” Remus continues like Ed hadn’t interrupted him, and something in his tone must have convinced Ed that he’s being serious, because he puts the book down and focuses more fully on him. “And her voice. It’s usually high and wispy, no doubt a bit hammed up for effect, but just then it was—, it’s hard to describe, but it didn’t sound like her at all.”

Ed looks at the scattered books again. “So you think she made a real prophecy?”

“I don’t know,” he admits. “It’s why I am reading all this rubbish, I’m hoping to see some commonality, but it’s all—,”

“Bullshit?”

“Frustratingly lacking in a common pattern,” Remus grumbles, crossing his arms at Ed’s amused snort. “It doesn’t help that Sybill is someone I wouldn’t trust to predict the weather, let alone make a real prophecy, but, Ed, you should have seen the way she acted.”

“I believe you that it was freaky,” Ed concedes. “But I’m a scientist who’s met God and remained a staunch atheist, so you’ll have a hard time trying to convince me prophecies are a real thing.”

“Are we sure you aren’t an atheist out of spite and rules lawyering?”

Ed sticks his tongue out in answer. “I have yet to witness anything I cannot explain,” sobering slightly Ed eyes him. “What was her… prophecy?”

Remus licks his lips as he recalls it. “A son loved, yet abandoned. A mirror, yet not, and chained by sins not his own… He will make a choice, and pay his dues for a faith culled.”

Ed’s face twitches slightly. “That… is vague enough it could apply to anyone.”

“Like you?”

It’s what had prompted him to look into it at all, the thought that there was a real life prophecy about Ed that sounded this ominous enough to make him frantically take out any book about the topic he could find, Irma’s judgment be damned.

“My sins are entirely my own,” Ed maintains, but doesn’t meet his gaze. “Could be anyone, Remus. There are a bunch of sons that were loved and abandoned for one reason or another, and with the way your society is a lot of them probably have to deal with cleaning up their family’s shit, too,” he hums. “I don’t understand how faith can be culled.”

“Culled can also mean betrayed.”

Another hum. “I see. Well, if it makes you feel better, I will be careful with my trust and choices for the foreseeable future.”

“It’s not funny, Ed.”

“I know,” he agrees surprisingly easily. “I’m serious, I’ll be careful, even if the prophecy doesn’t apply to me. I’m not aware of sins that aren’t my own that would be chaining me in any way.”

Remus isn’t too sure about that assertion, considering what they’ve uncovered of Ed’s… colorful family history, but Ed also isn’t wrong. The prophecy can apply to practically anyone, hell, it could apply to Harry or himself, even, if you interpreted it just right. Or Ed’s dad, if prophecies can span across dimensions. Or maybe it was someone neither of them had even met or considered yet.

“You’re probably right,” he concedes. “I just worry. The last thing we need is a doomsday prophecy getting in the way of your divine mission.”

“Harhar,” Ed deadpans, shoving him none too gently. “You just wanna make sure I’ll be out of your hair someday soon.”

“No, Ed,” Remus says, ignoring the joke. “I just want you to get back home to the people you love.”

Something like pain flashes over Ed’s face. “Considering half of them are in this world—,” he cuts himself off, shaking his head. “Nevermind, I get what you mean.”

“It’s not fair, is it?”

Ed lets out a brief, sardonic laugh that doesn’t suit him. “Truth rarely teaches a painless lesson, Remus.”

He hums. “The Truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

“Ha, that’s one way to put it,” Ed agrees. “But I suppose that’s the fucking point.”




[Monday, 04 April 1994, Study Hall]

 

Ginny doesn’t intend to watch him.

She had decided to work on her History of Magic homework away from the crowded common room so she could concentrate, for once, and Study Hall had been blessedly empty and quiet. There were only a few people around, mostly fifth year and above preparing for their OWLs and NEWTs, and they knew how to keep to themselves.

And then there was him.

Ginny had never seen Edward Elric study all by his lonesome, only ever in large groups in the library or Great Hall where he was interrupted to check over someone’s work regularly. She had never gotten the impression that he minded that, either, and from what Hermione told her he was perfectly capable of doing his homework without the group.

(another mark towards his kindness, yet another thing that seemed at odds with her impression of him—)

Yet here he was, sitting in a corner far away from everyone else and looking, quite frankly, like death warmed over. And while she watched him between looking up dates in her textbook to add to her essay, she saw him stare at the same page in his own book like he could extract its secret simply by waiting.

When he hadn’t moved by the fifth time she chanced a glance at him she sighs, debating.

It was none of her business. He clearly wanted to be left alone. They weren’t friends. Why should she go over and ask him if he’s alright? She doesn’t even like him—

He startles when she drops her bag on the desk, plopping herself down across from him. “Hey, asshole.”

Edward blinks at her like she had awoken him from a trance, confusion evident on his face. “Huh?”

“Listen,” she starts, unsure where she’s even planning to go with this, or why she’s doing what she’s doing in the first place, either. “You look like you waltzed with a Dementor and then donated blood to a Vampire, what the fuck’s wrong with you?”

He frowns, focusing his serpent gaze back onto the book he has been pretending to read for the better part of half an hour. “Fuck off, Weasley.”

Ginny rolls her eyes, blowing a stray strand of hair out of her face. “Olive branches regularly look like gauntlets to you, or is it just my charm?”

She sees the corner of his lips twitch like he’s trying not to smile. “Why do you care?”

“Because I don’t want to have to listen to my friends complain about you looking like a kicked puppy later. Since you’re here, alone, I figured you didn’t want to talk about it to people you like. So,” she waves a hand at him before crossing her arms. “Here I am, offering an ear as someone who doesn’t like you.”

“You really suck at selling yourself,” he says blandly, abandoning any pretense of studying and slamming his textbook closed. Crossing his arms he leans onto the desk, yellow eyes focused entirely on her. “Maybe I am just having a bad day, and you’re making it worse, and maybe I’m debating on just how to get back at you for that. What then, Weasley?”

Ginny snorts. “I’m not scared of you.”

He scrutinizes her for a long moment. Of course she’s heard of just what happens to people who challenge him, who claim not to be scared of one Edward Elric. But she also has six older brothers, and hasn’t been scared of anyone under the age of seventeen since she was eight. Maybe Edward Elric was a force to be reckoned with, but she was more than used to that sort of thing.

And maybe he sees that, because something about him shifts. “Wanna go for a walk, Weasley?”

She raises an eyebrow, then shrugs, grabbing the handle of her bag. “Lead the way, asshole.”

 

They end up walking in silence for a while, eventually coming to a stop in the middle of the stone bridge just off the viaduct entrance. Edward leans onto the banister, the mild April breeze ruffling his hair and robes. Ginny props herself up beside him, her left hand spread on the sun-warmed stone as she waits for him to either say something or else jinx her off the bridge after all.

“I had a nightmare,” he says at length, and Ginny blinks. She hadn’t expected that. “I’ve been having them for a while, but last night’s was pretty bad.”

“Didn’t expect you of all people to be bothered by bad dreams,” she muses with as neutral a voice as she can manage.

His serpent eyes turn to her, sending a shudder down her back. “Everyone has nightmares keeping them up at night, Weasley,” he looks back over the grounds, and she feels herself relax slightly only to immediately tense back up at his next words. “I was possessed by my evil grandpa in February.”

It feels like the ground beneath her feet has given a great lurch and catapulted her into the air, only for her to plummet to her demise on the rocks below. She can no longer feel the budding warmth of early April and dry stone banister and pale yellow sunlight. Instead she is surrounded by the damp cold of a moldy underground chamber untouched for decades, as far away from sunlight as she is from the hope of salvation, and all she can see is black and green and the phantom image of bright yellow eyes and the taste of blood on her lips and—

“Ginny!” Those same yellow eyes that haunt her nightmares are staring at her now, but rather than something that only exists in that part of her mind once claimed by Lord Voldemort they are real and human rather than beast. She blinks, the world around her returning to normal as she looks at Edward, her mouth and throat dry. “Are you back with me?”

“I—,” her voice cracks, and suddenly there is a bottle of water in her hands. She gulps it down without thought, the entire thing empty in a matter of seconds as her heart beats away behind her ribcage like a war drum. “Thank you.”

Edward hums, putting the now empty bottle away in his bag. “I get them too,” he says plainly, not elaborating. “Can you manage or do you need help?”

Ginny is so stumped by his nonchalance that it shocks her straight back into a strange sense of calm. “I’m fine.”

He snorts. “Only as fine as I am, which is to say not at all, but I get what you mean.” Edward resumes his position leaning onto the banister, gaze focused somewhere on the middle distance. “My grandfather did something similar to what Riddle did with his diary, and I was careless. I—, rather he almost killed Remus—, Professor Lupin, using my body. I barely stopped it in time,” he licks his lips, swallowing heavily. “It’s a horrible feeling isn’t it?”

It’s a horrible feeling, being powerless and having to watch your body do someone else’s bidding, isn’t it?

“Yeah,” she says, turning to follow his gaze across the grounds. “But the dreams are worse.”

Edward hums in agreement. “I keep getting memories from him, and they sort of mix with my own, and sometimes it’s just a bunch of tangled horror that hasn’t actually happened, and I think that’s almost worse than the real deal.”

“Because it makes you doubt your memory,” she nods. “Yeah. I get that.”

“It was only a few minutes for me,” he mutters, sounding somber. “Can’t imagine a whole year. I’m sorry if I was insensitive about it.”

Ginny from just an hour ago would have been surprised at his apology, but the Ginny of now isn’t surprised at all. There is a lot more to Edward Elric than she had been willing to see, and the kindness she had insisted to believe is fake is not fake at all, but rather a brand quite unique to him.

She thinks she might be able to learn not to flinch at the sight of snake’s eyes yet.

“I wanna show you something,” she says and doesn’t wait for his reaction or response, and simply turns to walk down the bridge.

 

Ginny glances up and down the corridor once to make sure no one is watching them because Merlin knows the kind of rumors that would arise if someone saw the two of them walk into this place.

“Uh,” Edward says behind her. “Weasley?”

“Shut up and get in,” she hisses, grabbing him by the green tie around his neck and dragging him past the threshold, taking some satisfaction in his strangled yelp. “You’re acting like I’m about to murder you.”

“If you were going to try and murder me a women’s restroom would be the place to do it, I’d say,” he responds dryly, tugging at his tie with a grimace. “Tiles are easier to clean of blood.”

She raises an eyebrow at him, wondering at the silence in the room. Maybe someone had flushed Myrtle into the lake again. “You got experience?”

“Perhaps,” he hums, raising an eyebrow as well before crossing his arms. “What are we doing here, Weasley?”

Ginny turns away from him again, and instead of answering she walks over to the row of sinks, checking the faucet to make sure she found the right one. She glances back at Edward and swallows dryly. “You were right, the first time,” she says before looking at the sink again, reaching for that cold, dark part of her mind once touched by the memory of Lord Voldemort, and hisses a single word like second nature.

The sink moves and shifts like her nightmares have come back to haunt her, but for the first time she feels like she is finally back in control.

Ginny turns back to Edward and indicates the dark, gaping abyss with a cheeky curtsy. “From one fake Heir of Slytherin to another I present: the Chamber of Secrets, don’t mind the sewer water.”

Edward stands stock still, eyeing the bottomless maw warily. After a long moment a corner of his lips twitches up into a wry smirk. “Wow, kinda underwhelming, isn’t it?”

She hums, casting another glance down the pipe. “It’s a weird choice, at any rate.”

She startles when she feels cold metal fingers around her wrist, realizing she’d been shaking. In a voice once removed from Riddle’s Edward hisses close, and they watch the sink slide back into place. “I really was right the first time, Weasley,” he says as the entrance closes. “You’ve really got guts, coming back here.”

Ginny doesn’t feel all that brave. She doesn’t think she would have found it in herself to return to this place on her own, without someone who would understand all the ways that the nightmare will never leave her veins and will remain in the marrow of her bones until she is nothing but dust and memory. It’s strange to stand here beside a boy who is both like and unlike Tom Riddle, clad in green and silver with the eyes of a serpent and yet as haunted as her, clad in red and gold.

There is a click, and she turns to see him take out a silver pocket watch, a lion on its lid. “It’s just about dinner time,” he says, putting the watch away. “Let’s get out of here, Weasley.”

When she closes the door of Myrtle’s restroom behind her it’s like a weight lifts off her heart, and for the first time in over a year she can breathe.




[Wednesday, 06 April 1994, Severus Snape’s Office]

 

The sky is tinged with the orange-pink of sunrise and dew clings to the long grass of the grounds. Remus looks up at the shadow of stars still visible amidst the misty clouds and breathes—

                “You guys did what?!”

      The face is the same but it’s wrong, it’s not him anymore and there is pain—

 

Severus staggers back at the mental shove, almost like a physical attack, and uses his free hand to steady himself against his desk. At his temple a migraine begins to pulse. “Not bad.”

“High praise,” Lupin growls, wiping sweat off his face.

“Maybe someday you’ll actually prevent me invading your mind. One can hope,” Severus continues to needle, two parts habit and one part personal dislike. “That last memory, what was it?”

“The point is for you not to know.”

He hums. “True, I’d just like to be told if I have to talk to one of my students about the use of illegal curses, is all.”

Lupin scowls. “It wasn’t him.”

Another hum, doubtful. “I see. Legilimens!”

 

A giant Patronus like an enormous serpent, fangs the length of a forearm—

                               A circle, filled with runes and lines and symbols—

(another mental shove)

                 “—doesn’t matter what — call them — are the kee — exchange — dead, something that — before the — all that is alche — ledge and the world—“

(another shove, more insistent)

                                                      Blue lightning—

          A golden snake biting its own tail—

(shove-shove-shove)

“A son loved, yet abandoned. A mirror, yet not, and chained by sins not his own… He will make a choice, and pay his dues for a faith culled.”

 

The mental shove this time is strong enough to make his knees wobble dangerously, fingers grasping the edge of his desk ever more tightly to keep himself upright. Severus almost has the urge to wipe at his nose and lips to check for blood, the feeling of having been punched right in the face uncanny in its familiarity.

In front of him Lupin is panting, sweating to the point droplets are falling to darken the fabric of his robes. They are newer, better condition than he has seen him wear previously, and briefly wonders if they had been courtesy of Elric or Black.

“I think we should stop here tonight,” he says, and pinches his nose against his migraine, wondering why he always unwittingly comes to know about Trelawney’s prophecies.

“I’d appreciate that,” Lupin groans in agreement, leaning back into the chair, green eyes staring at the ceiling. “That last memory…”

Severus sighs. “I will not speak of it,” he starts. “To anyone but Dumbledore.”

Lupin clicks his tongue in annoyance. “Fine.” A pause. “So it’s legit, then?”

He hesitates for a moment. “It… reminded me of another prophecy I was witness to, at any rate.”

For a second he thinks Lupin will pry, but, unlike his friends, he seems to know the value of not asking questions he knows he won’t get an answer to.

“I see,” is all he says, then bids him good night.




[Saturday, 16 April 1994, Quidditch Pitch]

 

Sirius thinks he might be having a stroke.

The brat—, Ed, is wearing a bright red jumper with a golden Gryffindor lion on the front, grinning like the demon he is. Beside him a pale girl from Ravenclaw, judging by her robes, is sporting an enormous lion hat, and the both of them settle into the row beside Ron and Hermione just in front of him and Remus. His friend had insisted on sitting with the students for the match since Ed wasn’t playing, and Sirius begrudgingly agreed.

Now he is starting to have second thoughts.

“Love your style, Luna,” Ed says, completely sincere, earning himself a happy smile from the girl.

The girl, Luna, takes out her wand. “Watch this,” she says in a dreamy voice, and taps the tip against the lion, its maw opening to release a terrific roar. Ed cackles.

“Am I going insane?” Sirius asks as Ed and Luna start talking about something called ‘Loser’s Lurgy’, debating the evidence of all of Hufflepuff team suffering a particularly virulent version of it like they are examining the pros and cons of whole versus skim milk.

“If twelve years in Azkaban didn’t break you, Ed isn’t going to finish the job,” Remus shrugs, handing him a small Gryffindor flag to wave. “Here.”

“What am I, five?”

“Feels like it sometimes.”

“Only sometimes?” Sirius glares at Ed’s remark, the stupid brat sticking out his tongue at him with a grin before returning to his spirited discussion with Luna.

“You know,” Remus sighs, leaning into him with the air of someone tired of the world and his friends in particular. “If you set aside Ed’s House and just had a normal conversation with him, I bet you’d get along like a house you set on fire together, Padfoot. Food for thought.”

He rolls his eyes, crossing his arms and slouching in his seat.

It’s not that Sirius is convinced that Ed is going to slaughter them all or anything stupid like that. Obviously.

The thing is just, well.

There had not been a single Slytherin student during his tenure at Hogwarts that had not gone on to be a Death Eater, or at the very least been a supporter of theirs. Half of them are now either dead or sitting in Azkaban, and a bunch of those he’s related to, even. His own brother had died serving Voldemort. One of his best friends had turned traitor. And—

And Sirius just can’t bear extending his trust to Ed and end up being burned. Can’t bear the idea that trusting him might end up losing him more of the few people he cares about.

Maybe Ed is being honest now, isn’t planning to betray them the second it benefits him, but…

But.

I’ll watch him over the summer, he decides. If he can convince me that he’s the exception to the rule I’ll let up.

He hopes he won’t regret it.




[Tuesday, 19 April 1994, Hogwarts Library]

 

Draco frowns down at the page, dragging the rune dictionary closer towards him to compare the strokes. “Man, Ed,” he mutters, scribbling the rune in question down on his parchment in a more legible manner. “I’m starting to think I have to get you a charmed quill next Christmas,” he pauses at that. “Well, I guess having to use his left does explain why his handwriting is so abysmal.”

“Are you working on our Ancient Runes homework?”

He stiffens, turning around in his chair to see Hermione Granger standing there, head tilted and face open like it tends to be when there isn’t anyone who would give either of them shit for having a civil conversation. “No.”

She frowns, her hands coming up to rest on her hips, and now she looks more like she usually does. “Then why are you surrounded by half a dozen rune dictionaries, Draco?”

Draco, not Malfoy, like he had at any point even given her leave to use his first name in the first place. Like they were friends.

Sometimes he wonders if they are.

Shaking his head to get rid of his muddled thoughts he turns back to his work, waving his right hand carelessly in a poor attempt at seeming nonchalant and unbothered. “I’m studying alchemy, not that it matters.” Or is any of your business.

She gasps, and suddenly she has dragged over a chair and sat down next to him, almost pushing him to the floor with how eagerly she is leaning over to look at Ed’s book. “Really? Oh, I have been dying to find anything good on alchemy since first year, but all the books I’ve looked at either contradict each other or are some half-baked drivel and—, wait,” she frowns, leaning back slightly to look at him. “This is Ed’s handwriting.”

“Well, yeah,” Draco shrugs. “He gave it to me for Christmas. It’s been explaining the rules better than the books I’ve looked at before.”

For a moment Hermione looks lost in thought, then hums. “He did use alchemy to repair Harry’s broom.”

He blinks. “Right, I almost forgot about that,” something else comes back to him at the memory. “He seemed really freaked out over Philosopher’s Stones.”

“Yeah,” she agrees, tone somber. “I wonder why, since only Nicolas Flamel has been recorded to have made one.”

“Have you asked again?”

“No,” she admits. “I was afraid he’d stop being my friend if I did. Ed doesn’t usually get like that unless it’s serious.”

Draco can’t really argue with that observation. Looking back at the book and his scattered notes, idly tapping his index finger against a passage explaining the significance of inverting or flipping specific runes to the overall transmutation. “Do you think he might have known Flamel?”

“Maybe,” she says, but doesn’t sound convinced. Suddenly she straightens in her seat, looking at him with scary intensity. “Say, do you know anything about how other countries run stuff, like how their ministries are set up, if they all use Aurors, things like that?”

“Uh,” he frowns, confused. “I know they do it pretty much the same in France, there is a Malfoy branch still living in Normandy.”

“I see,” Hermione hums, hand covering her mouth in thought.

Draco shouldn’t ask.

“Why do you want to know?”

“Oh!” She blinks, flushing slightly and waving him off quickly. “I was just wondering about some things Ed has mentioned about his country.”

“He mentioned they don’t enforce the Statute of Secrecy,” which is honestly wild. “So maybe they do things a bit like us, a bit like muggles? Sort of… mixed?”

“Yeah, you’re probably right,” she agrees, gaze drifting back to the books and his notes. She seems suddenly shy. “Hey… would it be okay if I looked at Ed’s book, too? Alchemy seems really interesting and—, nevermind,” she shakes her head, face slightly tense. “I shouldn’t presume, just because we get along when Ed’s around.”

Hermione moves to get up, and Draco should just let her leave.

He should.

But Draco has done what he is supposed to do his entire life, did what was expected of him, and it never did him any good whatsoever.

“No, you, uh, you can. Look at the book, I mean.”

Hermione smiles, and Draco has to fight the urge to return it.

No need to get ahead of himself.




[Sunday, 24 April 1994, Hogwarts Grounds]

 

Hermione clutches the letter from her parents to her chest, biting her lip as she wanders around the grounds in search of a particular blond friend of hers.

She had been wondering about his dress robes since she first saw them the day of the trial, and at first she had been willing to just brush it off as a coincidence, an odd fashion choice. Ed had become quite known for his peculiar clothes, really, from scarlet jumpers to platform boots to the bright green blazer he wore on one memorable occasion. It would be just like him to decide to show up to a trial in robes styled after old military uniforms just for the hell of it.

And they hadn’t even looked particularly muggle, they had still been very distinctly dress robes.

But then she had gotten a good look at his shoulders, and the way he had acted during the trial had sort of cemented it in her mind.

Harry had blinked at her when she’d brought it up one evening, humming in thought. “Yeah, he mentioned once that he had, like, military training? Something about his country being a military dictatorship or something. Why?”

“Just curious,” she’d dismissed, mind running a mile a minute. “The whole explosions thing was a bit weird, is all.”

Ron had snorted. “I’m surprised it wasn’t him who caused them, to be honest.” A pause. “What’s a military dictatorship?”

Hermione can’t help rolling her eyes as she remembers Ron’s question. Really, Muggle Studies taught by a muggleborn should be mandatory, some of the knowledge gaps in her peers are embarrassing.

She finds him lounging in a sunspot by the lake, Roy napping on his stomach. He has his robes bundled under him like a pillow, head resting on his left arm and long hair surrounding him like a halo. It’s a rare picture of him just relaxing instead of rushing around like a whirlwind, and she is almost loathe to disrupt him.

“How long are you going to keep standing there?”

Hermione startles. She should have figured he would know she was there, especially if her suspicions are right. Taking heart she closes the short distance between them and sits down on the sunwarmed grass, legs crossed. Ed merely keeps his eyes closed and raises an eyebrow, waiting.

He can be so infuriatingly calm sometimes.

“I wanted to talk to you about something,” he hums to show he’s listening, and Roy shifts like he’s paying attention, though she doesn’t actually know if he understands English. “About the day of the trial.”

That finally makes him open his eyes and turn to look at her, now alert. “Yes?”

Hermione bites the inside of her cheek, wondering how to go about this. She looks down at the slightly crumbled letter clutched in her fingers. “Your robes—,” she frowns. “I asked my parents about military uniforms.”

“Ah,” he says, slowly sitting up, shrugging at Roy as the snake lets out a disgruntled hiss and slithers to curl into the grass. “I wondered if anyone besides Remus would notice.” Ed looks remarkably unrepentant and carefree about the entire thing.

“Harry said your country is a military dictatorship.”

“Correct,” he says, hugging his left leg to his chest. “Since its inception, actually.”

Hermione swallows heavily. “So, those were really meant to be rank marks?”

He shrugs. “Yeah.”

The letter crinkles in her fingers. “Which—,” she cuts herself off. “Are you really—?”

Ed’s lips twitch, and he leans his head onto his knee. “Yes. Major,” he pauses, seemingly considering something. “When I was twelve.”

She feels faint. “What?”

He raises an eyebrow. “Is that really so shocking?”

“Is it shocking that you’re a child soldier?” She asks, near-hysterical. “Ed, what the fuck?”

“Hermione,” he says, infuriatingly calm and blasé. “My mom died when I was five, my dad’s a deadbeat who didn’t even show up to her funeral, and I had a little brother to take care of. Was I supposed to live off of the kindness of others for the rest of my life?” Ed straightens and turns to look out over the still lake. “I—, hm,” he frowns, considering his words. “I don’t plan to do this forever, you know?”

“Wait, wait, wait,” she raises a hand. “Are you here as, like, a spy or something?”

Ed snorts, then bursts out into laughter, holding his stomach as he almost doubles over. “Oh Truth, no, my CO would sooner admit that I’m right than send me on an undercover mission. The thought—,” he actually falls back into the grass, unable to form words as he just keeps laughing uncontrollably. “No,” he wheezes, wiping at his tearing eyes. “I’m here so I avoid being sent out to war.”

Hermione feels all her exasperation at his laughter evaporate in an instant. “Really?”

“Yeah,” he says, dry as can be. “Soldier, warmongering piece of shit country. Been a hot minute since the last war, higher ups’re getting antsy,” a shrug like that wasn’t absolutely horrifying to think about. “Just my luck that I end up solving a whole case, I guess. The story will be a favorite once I’m back in the office, I bet. I can hear it already: ‘Fullmetal, seriously? Can’t even keep a low profile while actively shirking your duty? Are you doing this on purpose, pipsqueak?’ and then I’ll break his nose like I always do.”

“You… regularly break your boss’ nose?”

“His nose, his door, his chair, his pen, his will to live; I’m not picky.”

Hermione blinks, opening and closing her mouth a few times before sagging with a tired sigh. “That… sounds far too likely to be fake.”

“Thank you.”

“That wasn’t a compliment, Ed.”

“I know,” he grins, all teeth. “To be fair, it’s the same guy who saw an orphaned eleven year old twice-amputee and said ‘Hey, wanna join the military?’, so he kinda deserves it.”

Hermione frowns. “Huh?”

“Oh, yeah,” he knocks his fist against his left knee, a dull metallic clank resounding. “Mid-thigh down.”

She blinks. “How has that never come up?” He shrugs, and, well, she supposes that’s all the answer she’ll get. “Is it the same type of prosthetic as your arm?”

“Yep,” he says, popping the p. He shifts slightly. “Please keep this to yourself.”

Hermione splutters. “Ed—,”

“Listen,” he cuts her off, raising a hand. “Do you have any idea what it will look like to people here? A fifteen year old high-ranking member of a foreign military and government shows up, solves a case, thereby making the entire ministry look like incompetent fools. Dumbledore already doesn’t like me, what will he think when he finds out that Remus and I held this kind of information back?”

“Professor Lupin knows?” She shakes her head. “Wait, of course he does. Still, Ed, what will he think if he finds out from someone else?”

Ed’s jaw tightens visibly. “The fact of the matter is that I was truthful about why I’m here, I only held back information on some of my background that isn’t actually relevant. I’m nothing but a student here, Hermione. I have no actual power here, political or otherwise, and can’t exactly contact anyone back home without risking a court martial for desertion. I don’t plan to do anything but go to school while here — solving that stupid case was literally me being too curious for my own good and not leaving well enough alone.”

Hermione stares at him for a long moment, rolling his words over in her mind. “Wow,” she says at length. “You really believe that?”

He frowns. “What do you mean?”

“That you have no power here,” she says, slightly dazed. “Ed, can you really not see all the things you’ve changed here, just by being you?” Shaking her head she lets out a low scoff, running a hand through her wild hair. “Ed, you are many things, but powerless isn’t one of them.”

For once Ed doesn’t seem to know what to say, staying quiet instead. Eventually he says. “I’m powerless in all the ways that matter.”

“You have done more to unite Hogwarts in under a year than generations have before you. You are inspiring change and progress to a status quo that has existed for centuries. These things matter, Ed, maybe more than what you think actually does,” she smiles. “You see something you disagree with and try to fix it, I think there’s value in that.”

Something dark flits over his face. “Thinking you have the right to fix things can be just as bad as the thing itself.”

“Only if you don’t learn your lesson,” she argues, finally getting up off the ground and turning to leave. “And you don’t seem the type to me.”




[Monday, 25 April 1994, Great Hall, Day of the Full Moon]

 

Ed looks miserable, and Pansy just wants to sigh.

And bundle him up in blankets, but mostly sigh.

“Just go to the Hospital Wing already.”

“I’m fine,” he insists, voice hoarse, then quickly turns his face into his right elbow to cough like he’s been a chainsmoker since conception. Then sneezes, for good measure. “It’s just a cold.”

“And I’m just a House Elf pretending to be a witch,” she deadpans, pushing a steaming mug of peppermint tea into his trembling hands. “Ed, you are top of our year, and today’s all three of your best subjects. Just go lie down.”

He frowns, the effect greatly diminished by his sallow skin, flushed cheeks, runny nose and red-rimmed eyes. “But—,”

“You don’t even care about school,” Blaise points out, busy ladling noodle soup into a bowl for Ed, putting it down in front of their friend. “And you know we’ll give you our notes after class, we already do for History of Magic. It will just get worse if you push yourself.”

Ed pouts, which is the closest they will get to having him admit that they might have a point.

Draco goes in for the killing blow. “Lupin’s sick, so do you really want to sit in DADA with Snape?”

He narrows his eyes at him. “Fine.”

The three of them high-five over Ed’s miserable head.

He pouts harder.

 

Ed doesn’t even get to open his mouth before Madam Pomfrey has grabbed his flesh arm in an iron grasp and shoved him behind a partition. “I already expected it,” she sighs, moving towards her medicine cabinet. “It is that time, after all.”

What she means: spring wave of the flu.

What the fifth year student in for a broken wrist hears: a suspected Werewolf sick on the full moon.

 

This is how one of the weirdest days in Slytherin House history starts.

 

The first incident happens during DADA, which Snape subs in for Lupin again, much to everyone’s chagrin, including the Slytherins.

Draco is busy charming his parchment to copy his notes onto a spare set to hand to Ed later — being the best at Charms usually makes it his job, even though Pansy has the better handwriting — when Brown, the Patil twins, Abbott and Bones walk up to him like a gaggle of mismatched chickens. “What—?”

“Here,” Bones says, awkward and stilted, brows pinched in a way that has her resemble her aunt in an uncanny fashion. “Please give this to Elric, and tell him we hope he gets better soon.”

He looks down at the box she is holding out, an assortment of Honeydukes’ finest selection. “Okay? Why aren’t you just… giving it to him yourselves?”

Some of them, most notably Abbott and Brown, flinch, averting their eyes. It’s Padma Patil who steps forward with a severe scowl. “We thought… he might accept it more readily from you, and we also, well,” she looks at her twin for help.

“We also wanted to tell you,” Parvati picks up, gaze including Blaise and Pansy. “That we are glad you are… no longer completely bigoted assholes.”

“Wow,” Blaise says from his right, deadpan. “Thanks a ton.”

“You’re welcome,” Brown says with a smile, entirely missing the sarcasm or else ignoring it. “Please don’t go back to being dicks.”

“It becomes ever more tempting with every additional word from your mouth,” Draco presses out, snatching the box of sweets from Bones’ fingers. “Was that all?”

“Yes,” Bones sniffs, and they all turn around to walk back to their respective seats.

“What,” he starts. “Was that?”

“I don’t want to know,” Pansy sighs, and steals a peppermint imp from the box.

Draco suppresses a flinch when Snape storms into the classroom, the shutters on the windows slamming shut with every choppy flick of his wand. While he understands sticking to a certain style and image, he does think Snape overdoes it most days.

Like now.

Snape faces them once he reaches the front of the room, making to speak, when several hands shoot up. He glowers. “Patil?”

Padma clears her throat awkwardly. “I wondered… since it was you who did the lesson on Werewolves—,” Draco wants to slam his head onto the desk. This is what this was about? Ed happens to be sick around a full moon and everyone just takes it as proof that he is a Werewolf?

“Morgana give me strength,” Blaise mutters under his breath, sneaking an acid pop into his mouth from Ed’s care package.

“—and with the recent article in the Daily Prophet about the upcoming changes in legislature, I—, that is to say, a lot of us,” she indicates some of the others who had raised their hands. “We’re wondering if you could maybe talk about that with us? For a more well-rounded understanding of the subject matter? Sir.”

Snape looks like he wants to hex her and most of the class.

Draco just wants to pretend to be sick and go chill in the Hospital Wing.

“Wait till Ed hears about this,” Pansy whispers, sounding far too gleeful for his liking.

Draco decides that this warrants actually slamming his head onto the desk.

 

Severus comes to Remus’ room around lunch with his last dose of Wolfsbane Potion, looking very much like sour grapes. “Here,” he snarls, handing him the steaming, reeking goblet. Remus wants to retch. “You will likely be happy to hear that my seventh year class approached me just today to teach them how to brew this very potion, Lupin.”

He almost chokes on the vile concoction. “What?”

“Yes, Elric is down with the flu, but, apparently, everyone believes it has an… alternate cause.”

Remus isn’t sure if he wants to laugh or cry. “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“No,” Severus sniffs, face impossibly turning more sourpuss and nasty. “Your DADA class wanted me to hold the lesson about the coming changes in legislature regarding Werewolves, by the way.”

He covers his laughter with a fake cough, pretending it’s from the potion. It’s not a difficult task. “I see.”

Severus glares. “You think this is funny, don’t you?”

“Just a little,” Remus admits, taking another two gulps from the goblet. Halfway done, ugh. “I mean, it is a little silly, isn’t it?”

“To you, maybe.”

“Is it really so bad that people are starting to see Slytherins as more than just baby Death Eaters, Severus?”

Something dark flits over his face. “It’s… a dangerous development.”

Remus pauses with the rim of the goblet at his lips, slowly lowering it. “Is there something you’d like to tell me?” He frowns when there is the barest brush against his mind. “Severus.”

“My, you can learn,” he snarks, raising an eyebrow. Severus hums. “Certain types of influence go both ways, Lupin. And some are more insidious than others.”

He feels suddenly cold, busying himself with the rest of the potion instead of answering right away. He doesn’t speak again until he’s finished it and handed the goblet back to Severus. “I think,” he hedges. “You are giving people too little credit.”

“And I think you are giving them too much,” Severus responds without missing a beat, and leaves.

 

Pansy thinks Ed already looks much better by the time classes are over and they go to visit him in the Hospital Wing, even if he still seems grumpy about missing an entire day of school. “Hey, Wolfey.”

He frowns, sitting up with some effort. So he is weaker than he lets on, still. “What?”

“Apparently everyone thinks you are a Werewolf for real now,” Draco shrugs, handing him the care package he’d been given during DADA. “Like, for real real.”

Ed blinks a few times, gaze going back and forth between the three of them and the package of assorted sweets. “So… I’m a Werewolf because I happened to get the flu on a full moon?”

Blaise raises an eyebrow. “You memorized the moon chart?”

Ed colors slightly. “I… was going over my Astronomy homework yesterday.”

Pansy exchanges a glance with the others, silently debating calling him out on his less than stellar lie, considering they were dealing with Mercury right now. “Anyways,” Blaise says, stealing another acid pop from the box. “This is courtesy of the Patils, Brown, Abbott and Bones. They say ‘get well soon’, by the way.”

“I see.”

“And they felt it prudent to mention that it’s so very nice we aren’t ‘bigoted assholes’ anymore,” Draco adds, rolling his eyes. “Flint said that the Hufflepuffs asked to be taught the Wolfsbane Potion during Potions.”

“I—,”

“And half the DADA class wanted to debate the upcoming legislature changes,” Pansy says, grinning.

Ed pinches the bridge of his nose, closing his eyes for a long moment. Looking at him it’s clear he’s still under the weather, despite the doubtlessly numerous potions Madam Pomfrey had fed him. “Are you trying to tell me that the entire school is suddenly all for Werewolf rights because they think me being sick today, entirely by chance and regardless of me being perfectly fine every previous full moon, is proof that I am, indeed, a Werewolf? And suddenly chucked all their centuries of bias against Slytherins into the trash because you aren’t hurling slurs at me, or something?”

“Apparently,” Pansy shrugs, picking up and handing him a chocolate frog. “Though they’ve been less hostile towards us for a few months now, to be fair.”

“You’re like our big, fluffy mascot humanizing us to the plebs,” Blaise needles him, moving out of the way of his weak slap to his arm. “Boo.”

“Did you call me fluffy because of the Werewolf bit?”

“Obviously.”

Ed rolls his eyes, evidently regretting it immediately as he leans back into his pillows and putting his metal hand to his forehead with a groan. “This is so stupid.”

Pansy tilts her head at him, carefully taking the sweets to put them on his bedside table. “Why is this suddenly bothering you? Just last week you snapped your teeth at Nott for being a dick to that muggleborn first year in the common room.”

He frowns up at the ceiling, letting his hand fall down to cup his neck instead. He seems bone tired, and Pansy is pretty sure Madam Pomfrey will shoo them out in a few minutes. “People should care about others because it’s the right thing to do, not because they suddenly think they know someone of a group they hate and realized, oh my, they’re just a normal guy! It’s stupid.”

“You’re far from normal, Ed,” Draco snorts.

“Not the point.”

“Does it really matter though?” Pansy asks, feeling somber.

Ed glares at her. “It does, because telling someone they’re ‘one of the good ones’ is just as shitty. Oh, he’s alright for a Slytherin! Oh, he isn’t a violent maniac despite being a Werewolf! Oh, I guess muggleborns aren’t scum after all! It’s bullshit, is what it is.”

They exchange uncomfortable glances at his outburst, and are spared from furthering the conversation by Madam Pomfrey kicking them out, giving Ed mumbled well wishes as they leave.

Outside the Hospital Wing they shuffle uneasily.

“That was,” Draco starts, biting his lip.

“Intense?” Pansy offers, rubbing her arm.

“Passionate,” Blaise suggests with a shrug, scratching the back of his head. “We knew he wasn’t very down with the status quo from the start, guys.”

Draco clears his throat, making his way towards the Great Hall for dinner. “I mean, yeah, but—,”

“He can pretend too well,” Pansy says, feeling slightly anxious at the memory of Ed making nice with, Pansy is very sure, people he knows to be Death Eaters, fundamentally opposed to everything he seems to believe in. It makes her uneasy to know that Ed can mask his intentions so well without any visible effort on his part, and makes her wonder what he really, truly believes in. “Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?”

“It does,” Blaise agrees.

“And doesn’t matter, because it’s no different from what any of us do every day,” Draco declares, effectively ending the conversation.

Pansy knows he’s right, that he’s got a point.

It’s only a tangential part of being a Slytherin, more a symptom of being part of old blood than anything else, weighed down by generations of tradition and expectations and ideals.

But Pansy is starting to wonder if that’s the only choice they have, if this way of living is worth it all.

She thinks the answer might be scarier than not having an answer at all.




[Thursday, 28 April 1994, Moaning Myrtle’s Restroom]

 

Ed is leaning against the wall of the corridor, watching the tiny dot reading Remus Lupin move closer to their meeting place, occasionally checking if anyone else is approaching. He still feels a little weak in the knees from his brief bout of flu — he wishes he could take those potions back with him because holy shit — but they really can’t keep postponing tracking down the Horcruxes, he knows. Investigating the Gaunts’ old place of residence will already have to wait until summer break, they might as well cross one possible location off their list until then.

When Remus rounds the corner he vanishes the ink and puts the map away, giving him a lazy wave.

Remus raises an eyebrow as he follows him in. “The entrance to the Chamber of Secrets is in a restroom?”

“I had the exact same reaction when Ginny Weasley showed me,” Ed snorts, moving along the sinks until he finds the right one. “Dunno if the possible sewer water or the rotting Basilisk carcass worries me more.”

Remus shudders as he steps closer. “How does it open?”

“Easy. You tell it to open,” Ed grins, the last word hissed in parseltongue. He watches as the sink slides away to reveal the dark pipe beneath, leading into the unknown. He steps forward, leaning over the opening to try and gauge its depth to no avail. “This feels like a deja vu.”

“Jump into many bottomless pits?”

“Once at Gringotts,” Ed muses, stepping away from the edge of the pipe. “Once I created one inside a pocket dimension to try and see if there’s an exit.”

Remus doesn’t respond for a moment, then. “How do you manage to share ever more insane tidbits about your life after revealing that you are here on a literal divine mission?”

“You know,” Ed hums, tilting his head in thought. “I probably should reflect on that at some point, but who’s got time for that?” He grins at his friend. “See ya!”

And he jumps down the pipe.

Notes:

Sorry not sorry :3c

Chapter 27: Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May (lest regrets gather like old friends)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[Thursday, 28 April 1994, Chamber of Secrets]

 

Ed lands in absolute darkness, feet hitting the ground with a low splash that soaks him up to the knees in cold sewage.

He shudders, suppressing the memory of aged blood soup and burning ruins and the knowledge that they are stranded in not-reality with great effort, stepping out of the way of the pipe mouth and reaching for his wand instead.

Remus lands moments later, much less gracefully, and squints at the bright light shining from Ed’s wand. Then he looks down at their feet and makes a face. “Ew.”

“Could be worse,” Ed shrugs, raising his arm to cast the light more widely around them.

“How?”

“Could be centuries of congealed blood and gore,” he says absentmindedly, gaze drifting over their surroundings. He points in one direction. “That way.”

For a moment he wonders if Remus is going to ask about his latest crazy statement, but evidently decides that he doesn’t want to know. With a tired sigh he instead lights his own wand as well. “Why that way?”

“It feels the most ominous.”

A moment of silence. “Fair enough, Mr Dark Magic Detector.”

Ed rolls his eyes even if Remus can’t see it. “Funny.”

They wade through reeking sewage, occasionally changing direction when Ed determines they are veering too far off course from where he feels something Dark in the distance.

“What’s it feel like?”

Ed hums as he slowly steps onto a slightly raised ledge, miraculously dry. “I don’t think it’s a Horcrux, at least not one of Voldemort’s,” he says at length, quickly removing the sewage from their clothes before they continue their trek into the bowels of the castle. “It feels too old.”

Remus’ steps pause momentarily. “There’s a difference?”

He tilts his head this way and that. “Hard to describe. It’s, hm… you know how sometimes old buildings feel old? Kinda like that, like there is history connected to something, like all the time that has passed them by has left a mark. The magic in the castle feels different than that of Gringotts or Malfoy Manor or the ministry. And while whatever we are going to find feels similar to the rest of the castle, it’s… still different, if that makes sense.”

Remus makes a thoughtful noise. “Yeah, I think I get it.”

Crunch.

Ed stills, swallowing down bile. Raising his left boot carefully he shines the light at whatever made the sound, finding a cracked rat skeleton. “Ugh.”

At least not human.

He’ll cling to that thought.

“How did something the size of a grown Basilisk subsist off of rats?”

Ed considers this as he slowly continues down the seemingly endless tunnel. “It was probably put in some kind of stasis, right? Can’t imagine it just sitting idly by, unseen, for a millennium,” a brief pause before he snorts. “Also, magic. I don’t really question much anymore these days.”

Remus chuckles. “Yeah, that’s probably healthy.”

They turn at another bend, coming to a stop at what looks like a rockslide gone wrong. Ed sighs. “Why did no one mention this?” Stepping carefully closer he can just make out a precarious hole in the middle of the debris, and when he chances a look at the ceiling he can’t help but grimace. “This is holding out via magic and a prayer.”

“Mostly magic, I’d wager.”

“You’re a smartass, has anyone ever told you that?”

His friend grins. “Once or twice.”

Ed rolls his eyes, clamping his wand between his teeth and ignoring the muttered heathen from Remus. Hm, filling in the gaps in the walls and ceiling with the rubble, a bit of stabilizing…

He claps, crouching and touching his hands to the floor of the stone tunnel, blue lightning arcing all around them, brighter still than the light from their wands. The rock melts and moves like water or quicksand with a mind of its own, following the path Ed’s mind dictates. Somewhere on the periphery of his awareness he thinks something almost-sentient, almost-sapient, almost-alive fills in the gaps in his repairs, material coming from somewhere beyond the reach of his alchemy and magic.

The result, when he blinks sunspots from his eyes, looks like there had never been any damage in the first place, the tunnel walls smooth and hale.

Remus whistles, impressed.

Ed grabs the wand from between his teeth. “Weird.”

“What is?”

“It felt like the castle was helping me,” Ed mutters, running his flesh hand over the side of the tunnel. There are no telltale alchemical marks to be found.

“The castle is aware, to a certain degree,” Remus supplies, nudging him along. “I imagine it prefers its foundation to be stable.”

“I suppose so,” Ed agrees, following him only to stop beside him at the edge of the tunnel. “Shit, that thing was huge.”

Remus swallows, too loud in the suffocatingly quiet space. “I read, once, that snakes can grow endlessly, if they don’t die.”

“Indeterminate growers,” Ed nods, trying to calm his nerves with the knowledge that the thing that had shed the skin before them has been dead for a year. “Let’s keep going.”

The tunnel twists and turns in a way Ed almost wants to call serpentine, and if it wasn’t for the steady thrum of something Dark growing ever closer the longer they kept going he would almost think they had lost their way.

Then one bend opens into a cavernous antechamber, the wall before them covered in two large, entwined snakes carved from stone. Their eyes, great impossibly green emeralds, seemingly alive in the light of their wands.

Ed and Remus exchange one last glance, then Ed turns back to the snakes and, feeling oddly on edge yet strangely calm, hisses a single word like second nature.

“Open.”

 

The first thing Ed notices is the stench of decaying flesh, and with a jolt he bends over one of the canals running up either side of the chamber to hurl the contents of his stomach into the murky green water. Behind him he thinks he dimly hears Remus do the same, wheezing as he does so. “Merlin’s ass,” he groans, wiping the sleeve of his robes over his mouth. “That stinks worse than the blood soup.”

“The what,” Remus deadpans, hands on his knees as he pants.

“Nevermind,” he waves him off, slowly straightening back up. “Pocket dimension shenanigans, you don’t want to know, trust me.”

Remus sighs. “If I ever meet your boss I am feeding him to the squid.”

Ed can’t help laughing at the mental image of Roy fucking Mustang fighting with a bunch of tentacles, drenched from head to toe. “I would give my other arm to Truth to see that.”

Remus’ lips twitch, then he seems to brace himself against the horrid smell and slowly walks further into the chamber, Ed following closely behind. What remains of the Basilisk is nothing but putrid, decomposing skin and flesh, the barest hint of a skeleton just starting to emerge. If Ed looks carefully at the gaping holes in the animal’s sides he thinks he can see the undulating, pulsating movement of maggots and the occasional rat in search of a snack.

He suppresses another wave of nausea at the sight.

“Wonder how much the parts are worth,” he quips instead, quickly averting his gaze when he notices something starting to burrow itself out of a gouged out eye socket.

“Considering breeding Basilisks is illegal… a lot.”

“Doubt it’s worth the potential stint in Azkaban when I can make gold from a couple pieces of coal.”

Remus snorts. “Yes, I suppose after getting away with scamming the government out of an entire mine it wouldn’t feel worth it to you.”

Ed grins at him, then continues letting his gaze wander over the chamber, wondering if the entire trip will end up being a complete bust after all. Then he stops, humming low. Raising his wand a little higher to cast the light further he steps over to a section of wall just left of the towering statue of who he guesses to be Salazar Slytherin.

He reaches out, scratching at the dark brown stain with a nail, flecks fluttering to the wet ground below. Iron, urea, denatured protein, hemoglobin—, oh. “Blood,” he mutters, putting his wand away and bending over to reach for the small knife in his boot. “Remus, there’s a blood seal here.”

The steps echo through the cavernous chamber as Remus comes closer, frowning at the nondescript bit of wall. “Do you think you can open it? The relation is more distant, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, I think that’s why I didn’t notice it at first. But,” he looks at him for a moment. “This is designed to be accessed generations later. If we’re lucky the spell doesn’t give a rat’s ass what direction the relation goes.”

“And if we’re unlucky?”

“Then we’re doing it the Fullmetal Alchemist way.”

“Which is?” Remus shakes his head. “No, wait, let me guess: you tear the whole wall down.”

“You know me too well.”

Ed cuts into his palm, swiping it across the old blood still clinging to the rock. There is a sickly blue glow he has come to associate with blood magic and slowly, almost reluctantly, the wall splits, giving way into a darkness most absolute.

“What is it with my relatives and dark pits?”

Remus rolls his eyes, puts his hand between his shoulder blades, and pushes him inside.

Ed yelps, wildly swinging his arms to try and catch his balance. There is a low whoosh, green flames erupting in the torch brackets just when he is about to faceplant fully into the hard marble. He is only saved from his fate by Remus grabbing the back of his robes. “For someone of your talents,” he remarks dryly, only letting go when he has managed to stand back upright. “You are remarkably easy to trip up, Ed.”

“Shut up,” he grouses, hiding his embarrassed flush with his bangs.

“Oh my,” someone says from deeper inside the small room, sounding disdainful. “Did I truly not manage to kill you after all, Herpo?”

Ed feels the blood rush from his head, freezing in his veins on the way down. Raising his gaze, slowly, he looks towards the source of the voice, relaxing only when he realizes it’s a painting instead of an actual person. Beside him he can feel Remus do the same. Crossing his arms Ed walks closer towards the figure inside the life-sized painting, trying to mask his displeasure at being mistaken for his bastard grandfather with his usual bravado. “I’m just the asshole’s grandson, I’m afraid. Name’s Edward Elric,” he tilts his head, scrutinizing the man. “I’ll go out on a limb and guess you are Salazar Slytherin.”

“I am,” Slytherin responds, mimicking him. “I do wonder, though, how you can be that man’s grandson.”

He doesn’t look like Ed, at least not the way that one can see his relation to Herpo, Hohenheim or Al, or even in the subtle ways that Ed resembles his mother. But there is something there in the way his face moves when he emotes and the way he holds himself that scratches at a part of his brain.

It suddenly occurs to him that he has never seen a picture of Tom Marvolo Riddle.

(he doesn’t much want to, anymore)

“My father went into the family business of becoming immortal off the backs of innocent people,” he shrugs, raising an eyebrow. “You tried to kill Herpo?”

Remus makes a low sound of surprise in the back of his throat, walking up to stand beside him. “Herpo mentioned that Slytherin was the last person to meet him, didn’t he? When he—,” he clears his throat. “When he possessed you.”

Ed makes a face. “Right.”

“He did what?”

Another shrug as Ed turns back to the painting of Slytherin. “Found his Horcrux, got briefly possessed, destroyed it. So if you—, well, the real Slytherin succeeded, and unless he has any more Horcruxes hidden around the globe, I can give you the good news that he’s finally met his maker.”

Something about Slytherin appears to relax at his words. “That is truly good news.”

Remus clears his throat, flinching slightly when Slytherin focuses his attention on him instead. “Why did you want to kill your ancestor?”

Slytherin raises an eyebrow, and Ed tries not to dwell on how similar the expression looks to his own. “And you are?”

He flushes. “Remus Lupin, I teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at the school.”

“I see,” Slytherin hums, stroking his beard as if in thought. “As to your question, Herpo the Foul had been a stain on my line for centuries, and I thought it was the duty of me and mine to put an end to his existence, unnatural as it was,” he indicates their surroundings with a hand. “That is what this place was created for, after all.”

“Wait, what?” Remus exchanges a glance with Ed before looking back at Slytherin. “Legend says the Chamber of Secrets was left by you to purge the school of muggleborns,” Remus waves vaguely at the entrance of the room. “That’s what the Basilisk was for, wasn’t it?”

Slytherin appears genuinely offended. “No. While I may have disagreed with my fellows about who should be allowed to study at Hogwarts, I accepted that I was outvoted. And there are much easier ways to kill a large number of people than using an enormous snake besides,” he shakes his head. “No, the Basilisk’s sole purpose was to fully and permanently purge Herpo the Foul from the mortal plain.”

“Oh,” Ed breathes, finally understanding. “Basilisk venom can destroy a Horcrux.”

“Yes,” Slytherin nods, then frowns. “Frankly, when you said you had destroyed his Horcrux I assumed you had used the Basilisk for her intended purpose, unlike the last fellow who came here.”

“I developed a saver method to destroy Horcruxes, but in the end someone else used the Basilisk to destroy one anyways, even if it wasn’t Herpo’s,” Ed supplies, unsure how to feel about the strange look Slytherin gives him at his words. “So Vol—, Tom Riddle, you met him?”

Slytherin hums. “Polite, charming even, and incredibly talented. But something wasn’t quite right with him, I could tell. Especially when—,” he cuts himself off.

Ed raises an eyebrow. “Asked you about Horcruxes, did he?”

The painted man frowns. “Yes. Unfortunately for him, I do not know how to make one, and wouldn’t have told him even if I did.”

“He found out how to do it anyways,” Remus sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Ed and I are trying to find and destroy them.”

“Them,” Slytherin repeats with a displeased scowl. “Yes, he did have the… insane notion to pursue a seven part soul. I personally know of only two he created.”

Ed feels his knees go week, falling back onto his ass as he clasps his hands in front of his face. He feels faint. “Seven?”

“Yes.”

“Ed,” Remus’ voice sounds close and far away at once, his hand searing hot on his back. “We can—,”

“That’s not it,” he croaks, feeling a shudder run through him. “It’s—, creating that many—, Remus, creating a single one is already painful, drives you near mad with the sensation of your soul being torn asunder, chips away at whatever humanity you might have possessed in the first place… but doing it seven times? I—,” he swallows bile. “There is nothing human left in that man, Remus,” he looks up at Slytherin, who is watching him with something like curiosity now. “One was destroyed by a friend last year, a diary.”

“I see,” Slytherin says. “It was the first he made, I believe.”

“And the second,” Remus asks.

“A ring,” Slytherin holds up his hand. “I believe he said it was an heirloom of his maternal family.”

Ed and Remus exchange a look, so Little Hangleton was probably their next best shot at finding one of the damned things after all. Looking back at the painting Ed clears his throat, slowly getting back to his feet and inclining his head to him. “Thank you, for your help.”

“That was the purpose for which I was left here,” Slytherin says simply, then tilts his head, looking at Ed with an unreadable expression on his ancient face. “It is really too bad.”

He raises an eyebrow. “What is?”

“That Tom Riddle is my heir,” he says, voice strange. “I find you much more worthy of the title, Edward Elric.”

“I’m no one’s damn heir,” he snaps. “I have no desire to inherit anyone’s will or mission or sins, I have more than enough of all that on my own already.”

“Perhaps,” Slytherin muses. “Though some would argue that is precisely the mindset an heir should bring to the table.”

“Miss me with that bullshit,” Ed snarls, turning to walk out of the room. “I don’t care about blood and inherited sins. All of us only have the one single life, and no one has the right to burden others with the regrets of a life not their own.”

“… Fair enough,” the painting says, just before the wall slides back into place.

Ed rubs a frustrated hand over his face. “Can it ever just be easy?”

“Look at the bright side.”

He throws his friend a glare. “What bright side, exactly?”

Remus grins. “You got a resounding endorsement from one of the Founders, that’s something.”

“Harhar,” rolling his eyes and lightly slapping his arm he decides not to dignify that with a proper response, instead slowly making his way back out of the chamber. The sight of the decaying Basilisk now feels more bittersweet than nauseating, considering Slytherin’s words. Speaking of—

“It’s strange,” Remus hums, green eyes on the dead snake, as well. “How history has warped what happened,” he waves at their surroundings. “Slytherin never left due to a disagreement with the others, but merely to take care of… let’s call it family business,” he grins at Ed’s snort. “The chamber was never meant to be used against students deemed unfit for the school, but one specific person.”

“That’s what you risk when you expect your descendants to pick up your slack,” Ed gripes, hissing at the door to close behind them, lighting his wand again to lead them back. This trek would be harder without the help of Dark Magic serving as a signal, but push comes to shove he can just make a path. “What does a person of today care what someone a thousand years ago wanted? They are long dead, and we are alive. The dead don’t have a right to dictate the present and future of the living.” He pauses. “And likewise we have no right to put expectations on them, or use them to justify our own actions.”

Remus gives him a sideways glance. “Got someone specific in mind?”

“Too many,” he responds.

The rest of the trek they pass in silence.




[Monday, 09 May 1994, Remus Lupin’s Office]

 

“Alright,” Ed says, closing the door behind him and Harry. “What did you guys wanna talk about? It better be good because making us skip lunch is a grave offense.”

Remus rolls his eyes. “Yes, I am well aware that asking you not to stuff your face for once is asking a great deal of you, shame on us.”

Ed opens his mouth to retort only for Harry to drag him towards one of the seats by the arm. “The more you banter, the longer it will take.”

“But where’s the fun in making it quick and easy?”

Sirius pinches the bridge of his nose. “We actually asked you kids here for a reason, can you not be, well, yourself for a bit?”

“Fuck you too, loser.”

“Ed.”

He sighs, waving his hand placatingly before letting himself sink back into the plush armchair. “Yeah, fine, I’ll be nice.”

“Thank you,” Remus says dryly, walking over to his desk and grabbing something out of a drawer before coming back to sit down beside Sirius. “Okay, so, well,” he waffles a bit before dropping the folders in his hands down on the coffee table. “Sirius and I narrowed down possible houses to these here.”

Harry blinks at the two like the words don’t really register in his head. “You’re… asking us to help decide?”

Sirius frowns in confusion. “Well, of course? You two are going to be living there too.”

“Oh,” Harry breathes, staring down at what Ed now recognizes as dossiers. “I—,”

Ed leans forward in order to better look at Harry’s face. “You okay, kid?”

Harry’s lips twitch like he is suppressing a smile or witty remark before shaking his head, clearing his throat as he straightens more in his seat. “I guess it’s just… actually starting to sink in.”

“Ah,” Sirius scratches his cheek awkwardly. “Listen, Harry, you can still decide to stay with your—,”

“No,” Harry insists, looking both incredulous and offended. “I would rather camp out in the Chamber of Secrets than go back to the Dursleys.”

Ed and Remus exchange a quick glance. Clearing his throat Remus leans forward and pushes the dossiers more towards the two of them. “Well, then you two better start narrowing things down.”

Ed isn’t quite sure why his opinion should matter as much as Harry’s, if he’s honest, considering he has no idea how long he’s even going to be staying with them or in this world in general. He hasn’t had a home by choice in years, while Harry never got to have a proper one at all, ever, through no fault of his own. Harry should get to have the final say, his opinion really doesn’t and shouldn’t matter—

He pauses. He had grabbed one of the dossiers just to have something to do and not make it too obvious that he really doesn’t think he should have a say in the matter — he can only imagine Remus’ look if he noticed — and had sort of thought the place looked nice as he flipped through the pictures, all open floor plans and light wood and large windows. But that wasn’t what had actually caught his attention.

It was a shot of the surrounding area, the house sitting on top of a small hill leading straight into overgrown dunes and—

Ed had never seen the ocean before.

It’s a weird thought to have, probably, and it’s not like he had ever even really thought about going to see the ocean before.

But now that he had seen a photograph of it, the waves crashing against the shore in an ever-repeating loop—

He sort of wants to, now.

“Oh,” Harry says, suddenly leaning into his space. “That one looks nice, I like how bright the rooms are.”

Remus hums. “What caught your interest?”

“I—,” Ed stops, swallowing. Licking his lips he averts his eyes and hands the dossier over to Harry. “I’ve… never seen the ocean before. The picture caught me off guard, is all.”

He thinks the others might be exchanging glances while he’s trying not to let on how he suddenly, desperately, wants to—

“Well,” Sirius says, tone clipped. “Since Harry liked it too.”

“It’s settled then,” Remus declares, collecting the rejected dossiers while Ed snaps his head around. “We’ll take care of the rest, if you two hurry you should still get to have a quick lunch.”

“What—,” Ed starts, but is cut off by Harry standing up and dragging him up along with him.

“Cool,” he says simply, pushing him towards the door.

“Hey, brat,” Sirius calls, and Harry stops tugging at Ed’s arm long enough so he can look back at him. “Do you even know how to swim?”

Ed raises an eyebrow, easily falling back into old, familiar patterns. “Where was I supposed to learn? The creek in my neighbors’ backyard? Besides,” he raises his right hand, wiggling his fingers mockingly. “Kinda don’t float.”

Something unreadable flashes over Sirius’ face before he masks it with his usual derision. “Well, we’ll just have to make sure you don’t sleepwalk into the sea, then.”

“Right,” Ed says slowly. “See you guys later.”

That was weird.

Although, he guesses weird is his new normal in this place, anyways.




[Saturday, 21 May 1994, Hogwarts Grounds]

 

Ed blinks.

“Uh,” he says, scratching the back of his neck as he looks around at the veritable crowd in front of him. “I—, this is supposed to be a study group for exams?”

“Yes,” a fourth year Ravenclaw nods. “And we’re here to study for our exams.”

“I’m a third year,” he elaborates in hopes that it will get through to her that she has the wrong guy, place and/or time. “This was meant for my classmates and under?”

A fucking fifth year Hufflepuff rolls his eyes. “Everyone knows you’re supposed to be in my year anyways, Elric, and you’re very vocal about being smarter than everyone else, so what’s the problem?”

Ed facepalms, wildly waving at the small group of sixth and seventh year students sitting a little apart from the rest and studying for their NEWTs. “Explain them then.”

“We hear you can cast a corporeal Patronus,” Percy sniffs, momentarily looking up from his color-coded study guide. “And you need to cast one to get an O in DADA at NEWT level.”

“So does Harry,” Ed tries, growing increasingly desperate. It’s one thing to get asked by a nervous eleven year old to help with a levitation charm, a whole other beast to have someone graduating next month demand he teach them how to ace their exams. “You can also just go ask Remus, I’m just a student.”

“No offense,” Lee snorts. “But you’re probably the only thing standing between me and a T in Transfiguration, mate.”

“Also,” Marcus pipes up, ink smudged on his cheek. “I’d rather repeat the year again than ask Potter to teach me, full offense.”

If anyone back home ever finds out that he somehow ended up tutoring half a school of magic brats for exam season he will never hear the end of it. He can’t exactly resort to the type of training—, uh, teaching he is most familiar with. His only other experience with large group sessions like this is from his crash courses on military shit, where he got dropped in several different classes and boot camps and told to pass or not get to do field work. The drill sergeants had been such bastards—, wait.

That… is actually a good idea.

Alright, time for the military treatment.

Ed claps once, loud enough it startles everyone. Now sure he has their attention he clears his throat, doing a quick assessment. “Okay, fine. Fourth year and under, group up by subject, and again by practical and theoretical. Fifth years separate by ‘I want to ace this subject’ and ‘I’m fine with barely passing’. Sixth and seventh years figure out what the fuck you even expect me to be able to help with.”

To Ed’s everlasting surprise every single one of them does as he says without complaints or an ounce of hesitation.

Is this really my fucking life right now?

Sighing, Ed makes his way over to the fifth years, figuring he might as well start with the ones that have the most to lose. “Alright, let’s start with Charms, that should be easy.”

 

It was not.

“How,” Ed states with the patience of a saint, in his own humble opinion. “Do you have so much trouble with a simple summoning charm?”

Alicia Spinnet, Roger Davies and Cassius Warrington exchange glances and merely give him a helpless shrug.

He waves a hand around, wondering if the teachers would mind if he turned them all into cauldrons. “It’s literally just muttering a spell while really, really wanting something to do the work of getting to you for you.”

“Well,” Alicia says, blushing slightly. “It’s hard to keep my focus.”

“What focus,” he asks. “I swear right now I wish it was possible to summon fucking patience because I have barely any left. Accio… I don’t know, Percy’s study guide, or whatever.” There is an indignant shout as said guide zooms towards him, and he catches it in his right without looking, shoving it into her face. “There, focus my ass, Spinnet, you’re just not trying.”

“I am!”

“Prove it then.”

“You’re a very scary man,” Lee says, very intently trying to make a snail disappear. “Guys, who’s more of a hardass, Ed or McG?”

“Ed,” every single fifth year choruses as one, and Ed is almost tempted to levitate them into the Whomping Willow, one after another and real slow, so they can see their doom coming. It’d be bliss.

Instead he is being sensible and marches over to the NEWT students to give Percy his study guide back. “There, sorry, I was proving a point.”

“Have you ever tried to be kind and patient instead of the unholy union between Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape?” Oliver Wood asks, sounding only vaguely like he’s joking.

“No,” he says dryly. “You guys are lucky I’m not emulating my teacher. This is me being nice.”

Percy gives him a long look of trepidation. “I’m sorry?”

“I could be stranding you in the middle of the Forbidden Forest with nothing but a hunting knife and a prayer, but see what I am doing instead? Being patient and explaining stuff. Count your blessings, losers.”

The sixth and seventh years are silent for a long moment.

“Elric,” Marcus eventually says. “Who hurt you?”

“Do you want a list?”

 

“If you get the date wrong you have to do five push ups.”

Ginny gapes at him. “What?”

“You heard me the first time, Weasley. Now, in which year was the Three Broomsticks used as a headquarter during one of the Goblin Rebellions?”

“I—,” she waffles. “16…15?”

“Are you asking me or telling me?”

“Uh—,”

“Doesn’t matter, it’s 1612, start on those push ups.”

She crosses her arms. “You can’t be serious, Elric.”

He raises an eyebrow. “You wanna bet?”

 

“Who,” Ed starts, pressing his palms together and bringing them up to his lips like a prayer. “Told you I would be any help with Herbology?”

Dennis Creevey tilts his head like a puppy.

“Merlin’s beard,” he sighs. “Neville! Get your ass here!”

 

“Alright,” he groans, pinching his nose. “Which of you hopeless bastards wants to get that O in DADA?”

 

“You know,” Ron mutters as he takes a brief break from trying to memorize the different people involved in Medieval Witch Hunts to look over at Ed hurling insults at Percy for only managing some silver mist of a Patronus. “I have no idea how Ed manages to act like he hates every single second of this study group and yet not give up until whoever he’s helping gets the hang of whatever they’re struggling with.”

“I think it’s all just a front,” Hermione shrugs absentmindedly before she focuses back on her Ancient Runes notes.

“Nah,” Harry says, dropping his head down on his Potions textbook. “He is definitely fighting the urge to feed us to the Acromantulas in the forest right now.”

“Potter’s right,” Malfoy hums as he tries his best to teach a blond first year Slytherin girl a levitation charm. “Ed is one annoyance away from murdering us all in cold blood. Look, there’s already a vein pulsing at his temple.”

Hermione looks up from her notes again with an indignant sound. “Ed wouldn’t—,”

“Granger,” Zabini sighs, gently turning her head to look at Ed, who now has his foot on Percy’s back and is telling him to give him ten push ups — “If you don’t have a happy enough memory, we’ll make one!” — “What do you call this, then?”

“Uh.”

“Thought so.”




The staff table is abuzz during dinner that evening.

“You know,” Remus sighs as he pours himself a cup of tea. “I sort of expected more than just the invited students to show up to his group, but the sixth and seventh years were a bit of a surprise.”

“I’m surprised they were willing to ask for his help,” Pomona snorts.

Minerva hums. “Percy Weasley especially.”

Remus grins. “Did you see how he walked in? Kid looked ready to die.”

Filius bounces a little in his seat. “Oh, I can’t wait to see if his help actually pays off!”

“Oh,” Minerva suddenly breathes, looking pale. “You know what that means, right? If he managed to actually help students above his year?”

The entire table goes quiet.

“He would have to get past the age line,” Severus offers with an expression that tells them how little trouble he thinks that will actually pose to Ed.

In the middle of the the table Albus sighs into his porridge.

Remus starts calculating how much of his savings he can set aside for bets.




[Thursday, 09 June 1994, Hogwarts Grounds]

 

Lavender squeals loud enough it reaches Remus all the way at the end of the obstacle course and drowns out the sounds from the large trunk containing the Boggart. He grins, making a note by Lavender’s name just when the trunk opens back up and releases an ashen-faced Ron. “Well, how did it go?”

“I hate spiders,” he mutters, shivering.

“Good to know,” he hums, and notes it down by his name. “You are free to go now.”

As Ron slowly makes his way to sit in the warm grass to presumably wait for his friends Remus indicates at Sirius to send the next kid forward after Lavender. He had been happy to offer his help, though Remus wonders if it was mostly so he gets to be out in the sun, not that he can fault him for that. The weather was wonderful, and nothing is quite as enjoyable as watching children try not to get got by Red Caps.

There’s a yelp, and Remus sighs, signaling at Hagrid to remove Ernie from the Hinkypunk marsh, noting down that he managed to get through a bit more than fifty percent of the exam. Enough to pass, he shrugs. He’d really hate to fail any of his students, if he’s honest. They’re all bright in their own ways, even—

“AH!”

With another sigh he opens the trunk and sends sparks over Vincent’s shoulder before dragging him out by the back of his robes. “What was it?”

Vincent shakes his head and runs past him into the castle.

Oh well.

He managed enough to pass, at any rate.

Hm, let’s see… Susan, Justin, Dean and Daphne also failed the Boggart, maybe I should talk to them to see if I can help them deal with that better. Gregory, Parvati and Hannah got lost towards the end of the marsh, they need to work on their situational awareness. Padma, Sue and Pansy got a bit scratched up by the Grindylow, but still made it through. Theodore got a pretty big gash from a Red Cap but still made it halfway through the marsh, so that’s just barely a passing grade.

Not terrible so far.

He signals for Sirius to send the next one through, before finishing his notes on Anthony. When he next looks up he can’t help but tense slightly, watching Ed roll up the sleeves of his shirt before jumping into the Grindylow pool.

He’d obviously considered the… complication of adding a Boggart to the exam with Harry and Ed’s specific ones, but he can’t really let his own bias get in the way of properly testing all his students. And, he had reasoned, even if they both failed the Boggart part, they’d still get three quarters of the points, unless they had trouble with any of the other obstacles.

It’d be fine.

Right?

He watches Ed grab the edge of the pool with his left hand, swinging himself out of it in one fluid motion. Remus had noticed it before, but for someone with two prosthetic metal limbs Ed was extremely graceful when he wanted to be, which seemed entirely at odds with his demeanor. Sometimes he wonders how much more nimble he’d be without them.

Ed crosses the potholes with the Red Caps with equally little effort while Neville, just in front of Ed, keeps correcting his course before he ends up following the Hinkypunk too far into the marsh. Falling for the misleading directions will cost him some points, but Remus is certain he’ll ace the Boggart, so it’s no great loss.

Hermione follows once Ed has entered the marsh and Neville the trunk, having some difficulty with the Grindylow. Meanwhile Ed seems to have a fairly easy time ignoring the Hinkypunk, and it’s not long before Neville comes out of the trunk with a smile that Remus returns. “Well done,” he tells him, Neville’s smile brightening more as he walks away to sit beside Ron.

Remus tenses even more as Ed reaches out for the trunk. If he didn’t know him as well as he does he wouldn’t be able to notice the slight hesitation nor the barely-there trembling.

Then Ed enters the trunk, and Remus can’t do anything but turn to watch Hermione and Seamus tackle the obstacle course.

Hermione enters the marsh and he glances at his watch, unnerved by the silence inside the trunk.

She is halfway through when it opens back up.

Ed closes the trunk with a sort of somber air that feels ominous, more so when Remus looks at his face, carefully blank. He closes his eyes, taking a deep breath, before he straightens and steps away from the trunk, giving him a lackluster thumbs up.

Remus clears his throat. “You okay?”

The smile Ed gives him is an impressive fake. “Yeah, guess third time’s the charm.”

“Do you—,”

“I’m done here, right?” Ed cuts him off, and Remus frowns. “I’ll, uh, see you around.”

“Ed—,” he starts, but Ed has already begun to walk away in a pace just this side of running away, and with a sigh Remus begrudgingly lets him go.

He’ll come to him when he’s ready.

Right?




He finds Ed by the old well. He is lying on the stone bench beside it, his metal arm draped over his eyes, the left hanging limp by his side, barely grazing the grass.

He comes to stand beside him and Ed, for all he always seems to be aware of his surroundings, doesn’t visibly react to his presence.

“Hey,” Neville says, and maybe Ed had noticed him, because he doesn’t startle.

“… hey,” Ed responds listlessly, not moving an inch. For once he’s taken his hair out of its braid, the long blond hair feathered out around his head and gleaming golden in the afternoon sun. “You did pretty well on the exam.”

“Thanks.”

Ed sighs, taking his arm off his face and blinking up at the sun. “I hate Boggarts.”

“I think that’s kinda the point.”

He snorts, slowly sitting up on the bench and shifting to make space for him. Neville sits down beside him but stays quiet, not wanting to push Ed when he’s like this. “I’ve been wondering something.”

He tilts his head. “What?”

“Why is your Boggart Snape?” Ed frowns, shaking his head. “Or rather—,”

“Why it isn’t the woman who hurt my parents?” Ed winces, but nods. Neville hums, bending down to pluck a daisy growing in the grass, idly turning it in his fingers. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m terrified of her—, of her escaping Azkaban, of meeting her. I’m angry about what she did, and I think I even hate her. But,” he swallows ripping off one of the soft, white petals. “But Snape, he… I see him every day. He scares me. I can’t stand being in a room with him.”

“The concrete versus the abstract,” Ed muses with a nod. “I think I can understand that, to an extent.”

Neville frowns, licking his lips before he decides to take the plunge. “Ed, your Boggart—,”

“My first Boggart,” he cuts him off. “Was me losing the people I love and being unable to save them. More than that, them dying hating me. My second Boggart—,” he swallows, lowering his head so his hair covers his expression like a curtain. “My second Boggart was myself, but a me that had turned his back on his own humanity, had chosen power over what really matters.”

He blinks. “Your Boggart changed?” Ed hums. “Oh.” The thought is sort of terrifying, if Neville is being honest. Ed’s Boggart in class had been horrific, something borne from nightmares and penny dreadfuls. And Ed’s description of his new one doesn’t help take the edge of the horror either. “Why?”

Ed looks up at the baby blue sky, face sad. “I’m not a good person, Neville. I’ve done some horrible things in my life. All I can do is regret what I’ve done, and I’m terrified of waking up one day and realizing that I have become unable to even do that much.”

“You are a good person, Ed.”

“People keep telling me that,” Ed sighs, shaking his head and looking at his hands in his lap, palms up. “But I can’t see it.”

Neville looks at him for a long moment, then shakes his head, clapping his back with as much force as he can manage. Ed barely budges. “That’s okay, me and the rest of your friends will just have to keep telling you until you get it into your head.”

Ed blinks, then snorts before slowly devolving into quiet laughter. “Oh man,” he breathes, shaking his head. “You’ve really changed, Neville.”

He grins, ignoring the scattered tears running down Ed’s cheeks. “You only got yourself to blame.”

“No, Neville,” he argues, smiling fondly. “That’s one thing that I really don’t blame myself for at all.”

“Good,” he says. “Wouldn’t want you to, either.”

Ed takes a deep breath, quickly wiping at his eyes with his flesh hand before clearing his throat and getting up, tying up his hair as he does so. “Hey, we’ve got some time before the last exam, wanna sneak into the kitchens and ask the House Elves to make us some lemonade?”

Neville smiles. “Sure, I’d like that.”




[Friday, 10 June 1994, Hogsmeade]

 

The Three Broomsticks is loud and buzzing with activity, and while not unusual for the day after exams, it is still quite different from years past. House colors are scattered all over the pub, a wild, incoherent mix of red, green, blue and yellow, and conversations are had across tables with a complete disregard for the few patrons that aren’t students.

(said other patrons are too stunned to complain much)

“Oi, Wood,” Marcus calls across the pub. “How long does it fucking take for you to get us some butterbeer?”

“Oh shut up!” Oliver calls back without heat. “What am I supposed to do, kick Percy in the ass and cut in line?”

“I mean, why not?”

“No violence in my pub!”

“Okay, okay, geez,” Marcus relents, sinking back into his seat to return to his conversation with Cho Chang and Cedric. “I still say Ireland will win.”

“Not with Krum,” Cedric argues back, soon drowned out by the twins starting to cheer on Ed as he tries to down an entire pint of butterbeer in one go.

“Ha!” He declares, slamming the glass back down on the table. “Told you, pay up, suckers!”

“Where does all the liquid even go?” Lee wonders, handing over three galleons. “Like, sure, you’ve grown a little since the start of the year, but still. I’m starting to wonder if you could outdrink Hagrid at this point.”

Ed hums in thought, casually wiping some leftover foam off his top lip. “I mean, I’m open to try.”

“You’d get alcohol poisoning,” Pansy argues, shaking her head even as she sips at her iced coffee. “But I agree with Jordan, how do you handle alcohol so well? Butterbeer is one thing, but didn’t you once drink an entire bottle of firewhiskey all on your own?”

“Oh yeah,” Ron wonders. “Where did you even get the hard stuff from? And get it into the castle.”

“Smuggling it in was easy,” Fred shrugs. “We helped him with that, but he refused to tell us how he got the goods.”

Ed grins. “Oh, that. It’s funny, actually. All the laws in your country define of age as lacking the Trace, and, well,” his grin turns into a smirk. “I never had one in the first place.”

George gawks. “Wait, does that mean you could just go into the middle of a field and do magic without getting in trouble?”

“Yep.”

“And Apparate?”

“I haven’t learned, but yeah, don’t see why not. Even if I wasn’t emancipated, I’d still count as an adult in your country,” he shrugs. “Don’t work hard, work smart, bitches.”

“You really are a Slytherin, through and through, aren’t you?” Blaise chuckles, shaking his head.

“Does a Niffler like shiny things?” Ed asks. “Laws are meant to be bent, flouted and broken, just make sure that if you get caught there’s no proof.”

Fred laughs, raising his glass. “Can’t argue with that.”

Hermione makes a sound in the back of her throat while the rest of the table break off into their own conversations, and Ed turns to her, raising an eyebrow. “Something the matter?”

“Oh, nothing,” she quickly waves him off. “I just noticed that lately you, well,” she shrugs sheepishly. “You’ve used a lot more of the sort of idioms I have gotten used to since starting at Hogwarts. You used to use more muggle ones.”

Ed freezes for a brief moment, blinking. Had he really? Now that he thinks about it some more, he guesses he has been using some turns of phrase that would make no sense outside the wizarding community, and he isn’t entirely sure how to feel about that, if he’s being honest. “I… guess I have.”

“I’ve wondered about that,” Harry says, leaning past Ron to be heard more easily. “Where most people would say god you sometimes say Truth, why’s that? Is that what you call god in your mother language, or is that a specific religion of yours?”

I hoped no one would fucking notice, he thinks, clearing his throat as he busies himself by getting a glass of water from the pitcher in the center of the table. “I’m not religious, in the conventional sense,” Ed eventually explains. “Religion is the belief in something you cannot prove, and that doesn’t apply to me. I’m an atheist, because I lack the belief in some higher power. Truth doesn’t need faith, because Truth just is.”

“That’s an interesting take,” Hermione muses, tilting her head in thought. “I guess you have a point, though. What is real is true, and that which is true describes a tangible state of the world. You don’t need faith to know the sky looks blue today, because you can just look at it.”

Ron frowns a bit. “That’s a bit of a strange stance though, so you don’t believe in anything that can’t be proven?”

Ed shrugs, sipping some of his water. “I have yet to see anything I cannot explain, so no.”

“And if there ever was something you can’t explain?”

“If I ever do encounter something that defies explanation I’ll get back to you,” he grins. “Don’t hold your breath, though, because I’ve seen some wild shit, and so far all of it could be explained perfectly fine and without the need of the divine.”

“You really are a snake,” Ron sighs, shaking his head. “Arrogant as all get out.”

Ed frowns. “I can’t deny that I’m arrogant, to a fault, really, but that has nothing to do with it. I think—,” he pauses, mulling over his words. “I think it is far more arrogant to believe us the center of the universe, something unique and special that a higher power watches over with some particular interest, to believe that someone out there listens to our wants and dreams and gives a single fuck,” he waves his hand once, the metal one, fingers spread. “Thinking that we stand above the rest of the world is the true arrogance, in my opinion.”

Harry frowns, mouth parting like he wants to say something, when suddenly Draco, Pansy and Blaise all grab him by the arm and drag him out of his seat and towards the bar. “Uh,” he starts, but gets steamrolled by Pansy.

“So, Ed,” she says, voice serious. “Where are you staying over the summer?”

Oh.

“Because I don’t think my place would be the best choice,” Draco picks up. “Not after, well, you know.”

“Yes, I remember,” he snorts, shaking his head. “Don’t worry, I’ve got a place to stay.”

“Really?” Blaise pins him with a look. “And you’re not just saying that to keep us from worrying?”

“And an inn doesn’t count,” Pansy adds, raising a threatening finger at him. “Just so you know.”

“It’s not an inn, I promise. Remus, Sirius and Harry let me stay with them.”

“Our teacher, really? And Potter?”

“And your cousin,” Ed points out, grinning at Draco’s flush. “Although I know that that doesn’t narrow it down much.”

“Oh, shut up,” Draco snarls before ordering another round of butterbeer from Madam Rosmerta.

Ed laughs, clapping him on the back. “Thanks guys, for worrying.”

Pansy hums, leaning her head on his shoulder. “While I’m obviously glad that you have a place to stay and will come back next year, I still wish you could go home again. This must be hard on you.”

He swallows, smile dropping a little. “Yeah, but it’s okay. I’m glad to have found so many good friends here, I’d miss you all as much as I’m missing my family back home, to be honest.”

“That must have been difficult to admit, huh?” Blaise grins, but it’s too soft to be biting.

“Nah,” Ed breathes, feeling impossibly content. “Wasn’t difficult at all.”

Maybe the Truth is rarely pure, and certainly never simple, but, well.

Ed has gotten quite good at doing things the hard way.




[Friday, 17 June 1994, Azkaban]

 

Somewhere in the fortress a woman laughs.

Peter shivers, the prison shift already beginning to hang loosely around his frame.

He wishes, more than anything, that he could change into his animal form or scrounge up enough magic to create himself a flicker of a flame to ward off the biting cold sea breeze howling through the cavernous halls of Azkaban. But they had learned — oh, they had learned — to put additional wards against Animagi on the cells now.

Sirius’ escape had taught them that.

           “You betrayed them!”

Peter shivers.

Somewhere Bellatrix laughs again, manic and deranged.

Don’t let me die here.

Somewhere in the distance he thinks he hears screams or explosions, or maybe it’s all in his head.

                                 “You’re pathetic.”

Peter grits his teeth, instinctively grinding them to stave off their endless growth. The bastard would probably like that, wouldn’t he? He had been so holier than thou when he was no better than any of them. If it had been him he would have done the exact same. It takes a particularly brazen fool to oppose someone like—

Another scream, closer this time, and Peter is no longer sure that it had been in his mind after all.

Peter suppresses another shiver.

Bellatrix is unnervingly quiet.

Then there are footsteps.

One of the Aurors manning the security desk steps in front of his cell, face strangely blank and eyes seemingly focused on something far away.

“Oh,” Peter breathes, heart in his throat.

The Imperiused Auror raises his wand like a puppet on strings. “Pettigrew,” he says blandly. “I assume with this we have an… understanding.”

“Ah,” he says, smiling, slowly getting to his feet. “Yes, I believe we do.”

“Good,” the Auror nods. He waves his wand, the wards on the cell disappearing. He points towards the exit. “The Dementors have been ordered to leave you alone. There are robes, your wand, and a broom by the security desk.”

Peter tilts his head, one foot still inside his cell. “So the screams—,”

“No one will stop you,” the Auror says. “Just make sure not to get caught again, and leave me out of things.”

And with those words the Auror raises his wand to his neck and swipes across, a deep gash opening, blood gushing.

Without so much as a gasp for breath or a whimper of pain the Auror falls, dead, to the floor.

Peter grins, gingerly moving past the corpse with a spring in his step.

Somewhere, Bellatrix cackles.

Notes:

And thus we end Prisoner of Azkaban <3

Chapter 28: Worldbuilding and Lore Notes

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  • Right now I have three different endings planned for this series, and which one you get depends on what will fit the vibes of the story best when I finally get to the end

  • I am annoyed at myself that I didn’t start the series back in PS and deaged Ed, that would have been hilarious in hindsight

  • Truth would have put Ed in the Ministry if there had been even the slightest chance he would remember that he was supposed to defeat Voldemort and not reform the country
  • I contemplated making Ed an Animagus, but my partner/beta thought it would make him a bit too OP/versatile
  • In my original outline Ed solved the plot of PoA by the end of November, but even I thought that was too convenient for him
    • And what the fuck was he supposed to do for the rest of the year, besides?

  • No one knows what kind of snake or creature Roy actually is, least of all Roy himself

  • At one point Dumbledore was actually supposed to wonder if Ed is Voldemort’s kid because it would have been funny, and for literally no other reason. Even Voldemort would have wondered down the line, and I wanted Ed to just roll with it. We get the Hufflepuffs guessing it for their betting pool instead.

  • Briefly I considered having Fenrir Greyback infect Ed with Lycanthropy, but turned that into another WIP instead where the PoA finale goes more like canon and a bit more sideways as a result

  • I entertained the possibility that Ed, upon learning of modern medicine and technology, would get really into microbiology and virology, and attempt to cure Lycanthropy and other magical diseases like it, because he’s like “Can’t be harder than escaping a pocket dimension lol”, but like… that is a bit very silly, I decided.

  • Edward learned weaponized overcompetence during his first year of service and is funneling that into his political essays: the first couple of reports he handed in to Mustang were all mini dissertations detailing the theory behind every single alchemical reaction he used during a given mission. He did this until Mustang ordered him to just give him a vague written explanation of why he chose violence that particular day, then hands these “reports” to a member of team (usually Falman) who then has to make it sort of able to be handed in to the records department. Ed did this entirely on purpose with the sole goal of not having to “waste time on useless shit”.

  • While Hufflepuff House are the ones organizing the bets on what Ed’s deal is, the teachers have a board of their own betting on which of his homework assignments or essays will end up toppling the Ministry and simultaneously place him as God Emperor. Highlights include: why the Goblins are right to start a rebellion every other Tuesday (Binns), why marrying your first cousins should be outlawed (McGonagall) and 100 ways I can and will murder you if you pass another discriminatory law (Lupin, Snape and Flitwick).

  • Being a parselmouth is a 100% Xerxian genetic trait, so only those related to Herpo (or connected to a relative via Dark soul magic, like Harry and Ginny) can be parselmouths, but it only surfaces when in the HP world. Xerxians aren’t the only ones who would present such weird quirks when displaced either, but so far Truth hasn’t had to deal with anyone but Ed’s stupid clan, so it is entirely theoretical what would happen
    • You can, however, canonically learn to speak and understand it, as HBP reveals Dumbledore understands it, and Ron can imitate it well enough in DH that he manages to open the Chamber of Secrets
    • Hence the Great Dictionary Project
  • The truly insidious thing about Dark Magic in this series is that it will tempt you merely by knowing or thinking about it, and even just writing about the theory behind it will imbue the writing with a Dark taint. Not everything commonly associated or regarded as “Dark Magic” actually is Dark in nature — true Dark Magic is something tangible that leaves behind a stain and remains with you until death, and something you pass onto your children.
    • Ed posits that in his world only human transmutation is truly Dark in nature, but creating a Philosopher’s Stone will taint you as well. He just isn’t aware of that yet, since he was transported to the HP world right after turning part of his own soul into a Philosopher’s Stone to save his life.
    • As far as the HP World goes, any magic messing with the balance of life and death (body) as well as that which manipulates or permanently damages the mind or soul of a person is true Dark Magic
      • This includes Inferi and Necromancy in general, the Unforgiveable Curses, Horcruxes, blood magic like cursing someone to become a Maledictus as well as killing and consuming the blood of a unicorn
    • Dark Magic is a choice, if one is forced to do it (eg made to use the Killing Curse while Imperiused) it will not leave behind a stain
      • Yes, this means that in the canon event of Pride forcing Mustang to open the Gate he is not tainted, and as such is able to regain his sight when even Hohenheim could not return Izumi’s Toll
    • Dark Magic is, in essence, human nature taken too far, the natural thirst for knowledge and progress corrupted beyond recognition — in other words, that which lies beyond the Gate, a knowledge gained only by paying a grave Toll, man’s hubris at its worst and most terrible

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