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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
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- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
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Dr. Seuss Never Wrote This Sh*t by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
23 Jun 2025
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On Friday, Clint comes back to the tower from an op in Cairo.
He eats two tuna sandwiches. After that, he takes a shower.
Then, since he doesn’t have anything better to do, he finally decides to do something about the strange dick in his pants.
Okay, yeah. That sounds bad.
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Home Improvement Appendix: How They Met by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jun 2025
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“Speaking of American heroes—“ Phil begins.
“I wasn’t,” Marcus says rudely.
Phil ignores him. “It was an honor to be wing man to a real, undeniable American icon,” he says, taking shrimp from the freezer to thaw. “I have his trading card from 1952, when his image was being used by Fairchild against Joe McCarthy’s campaign. A little foxing on the edges, but otherwise in good condition. Current valuation—“
The inchoate sound of rage that Marcus makes is satisfying in the way a good bowel movement is: viciously physical, and spiritually rejuvenating.
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- Part 2 of Home Improvement
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The Logistics of the Way by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
29 Nov 2024
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Side stories, perspectives, and the bits and bobs I wrote for the Way of Conquest that didn't make it into the story. Because plot.
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- Part 2 of The Way of Conquest
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Force is a Verb by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Nov 2024
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Twinky is a Great Explorer. The greatest! And even if the Grabbing Thing is being rude and grabbed her in the middle of her Great Explorings to take her to a dirty place with lots of moons and a different sky, Twinky knows what is important and what is not.
A little wizard and childrens being hurt by big no-majs is bad bad bad. Well. Twinky knows just what to do about that.
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- Part 4 of Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better
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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by pagination
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2024
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Crossovers where the problems of one reality are dealt with handily by the simple application of common sense--or the OP protagonists of another.
I mean, if it's all bullshit anyway, why not use the bullshit with the bigger gun?
These are all one-shots.
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
26 Jun 2025
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Words are Hard by pagination
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 Feb 2018
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Home Improvement by pagination
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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Blake's Corollary by pagination
Fandom: Avenue Q - Lopez/Marx, Batman (Movies - Nolan), Dark Knight Rises (2012)
20 Aug 2013
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Intersections by Calamityjim
Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
07 Jun 2025
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Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.
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Objectively Speaking by JohnBurtonLee for BookKeep
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
28 Nov 2024
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It shouldn't have taken time travel to remind Shikako that, objectively speaking, Kakashi was a horrible person. It was easy to forget because most of the time he aimed it at other people. If she was feeling charitable, she would even admit that this prank had been timed to go off long after she was dead.
Shikako wasn't feeling charitable.
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26 Jun 2025
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Dear Force by mrv3000
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Oct 2020
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“So Padmé and I got married.”
Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.
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A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.
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Chest of Wonders by bookscorpion
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Discworld - Terry Pratchett
16 May 2023
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Geralt stares at the chest, possibly the only unbroken piece of furniture at the Rosemary & Thyme. Last time he'd been here, the place had been a busy brothel. Now it is home to all kinds of vagrants and people looking for a place to sleep.
Geralt is looking for a place to stash his loot and makes an unexpected friend. -
Jaskier's Songs from the Accidental Warlord 'Verse by inexplicifics
Fandom: Original Work, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Oct 2021
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19 Jun 2025