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    Crossovers where the problems of one reality are dealt with handily by the simple application of common sense--or the OP protagonists of another.

    I mean, if it's all bullshit anyway, why not use the bullshit with the bigger gun?

    These are all one-shots.

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    Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    It shouldn't have taken time travel to remind Shikako that, objectively speaking, Kakashi was a horrible person. It was easy to forget because most of the time he aimed it at other people. If she was feeling charitable, she would even admit that this prank had been timed to go off long after she was dead.

    Shikako wasn't feeling charitable.

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    26 Jun 2025

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    “So Padmé and I got married.”

    Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.

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    A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.

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    25 Jun 2025

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    Geralt stares at the chest, possibly the only unbroken piece of furniture at the Rosemary & Thyme. Last time he'd been here, the place had been a busy brothel. Now it is home to all kinds of vagrants and people looking for a place to sleep.
    Geralt is looking for a place to stash his loot and makes an unexpected friend.

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    22 Jun 2025

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    19 Jun 2025