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Edward and Bella were dating now.
Yeah, I don’t have a clue how that happened. I was a little distracted with the Jake drama, and then finding out we were mated by fate or whatever.
Abi told me he saved her from a mountain lion. I half don’t believe her half do believe her, because it was very like Bella to be attacked by one.
Whatever. The two were dating now, but it wasn’t as strange as before because my sister had a very anti-weirdo standpoint, and was not afraid to beat it (no, actually, I walked into our living room one day to see Abi hitting Bella over the head with the newspaper going, “That’s not normal!!”) into Bella.
It wasn’t until a week into their relationship that, in the middle of the night, I sat up in bed and said, “The mountain lion was a fucking vampire!”