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We start at the exit interview stage, although this time, Kay and Doomslayer sit in the host's position, and Velma joins Star in the Bleachers.
Kay: “Welcome to ZACET EXIT INTERVIEWS, where we ask YOUR questions to the latest losers who find themselves out of the game!!”
Doomslayer: “This Interview is a double feature, as we have both The Knight and Johnathan joining us today!”
Velma: “Why isn't the Knight here anyway? They should've arrived by now.”
Kay: “Apparently there was a cockroach infestation because SOMEONE decided to throw a bag of powdered sugar in there!!”
Star: “Oh no! Do not put this on me!! You dared me to do it!!”
Doomslayer: “Whatever the case may be, the Knight is preoccupied with killing the cockroaches, but they should be here right about… now.”
As he says this, both the Knight and Johnathan exit the slide, covered in the remains of cockroaches.
Johnathan: “Ow!! What were you doing in there, little guy. And…ARE THESE ROACHES!!”
Kay: “Welcome to the show, you two!!”
Johnathan: “A show? Pretty sure I just got eliminated.”
Doomslayer: “Well now you're in the after-show, where we will be interviewing the two of you and asking the viewers questions.”
Johnathan: “Two of us? You mean me and The Knight?”
Kay: “Yep! Today's a double feature!! You can sit on the throne of failure, while the Knight can just sit on your lap.”
Johnathan: “Okay. Come on, Mx. Knight.”
They both sit on the throne of failure.
Velma: “Hey John!”
Johnathan: “Hey Velma! No hard feelings, right?”
Velma: “Nope! No grudges here! It would be redundant anyway since you're also out of the game.”
Johnathan: “Ah.”
Kay: “Okay, let's get this interview started!! We'll start by asking the Knight some questions, since they got eliminated first.”
Johnathan: “How will they even answer? I don't think they can talk.”
Doomslayer: “Oh, they can just type on the keyboard, and the test will be converted to speech.
Kay: “Without further ado, our first question is from BigMinionD, who asks: “If someone gave you the ability to speak, what would be the first sentence you said?”
The Knight TTS: “Well, I guess it would be this sentence that I am typing into this device. But if we're discussing what I'd actually say, I would probably just say hi.”
Doomslayer: “Well, hello to you too, Knight. The next question for you is: “will silksong come out before or after gta 6?” Yarisfan2104 wants to know.”
Knight TTS: “I believe there is a release date trailer out right now that will answer that question.”
Kay: “I know, it was so hype. For your final question before we move on to Johnathan, MarioExpert has a message that states: “Oof, sorry about getting blindsided. Of those currently left from your former team, who do you think has the best chance of winning this whole thing?”
Knight TTS: “Thank you for your consideration. As for who I think has the best chances of winning, Anastasia is an amazing strategist, and I don't think Leafy will make any enemies, so I'll say those two.”
Kay: “Even though they're BOTH responsible for you being here?”
Knight TTS: “I don't hold grudges.”
Doomslayer: “Fair. Now with thay said, our first question for Johnathan is from Wakiya Murasaki, who said: “If you see Baku on the way out, be sure to give him a kick to the balls for me. He can trashtalk my country all he wants, but I bet he would be wetting his pants if he tried it in front of a real man!”
Johnathan: “Didn't Baku go back to TEEGS after the music show ended?”
Doomslayer: “Yeah.”
Johnathan: “So I can't really kick him in the balls.”
Doomslayer: “Makes sense.”
Kay: “Okay so this next one isn't really a question, but Eight wanted us to show you this picture of your dad and see how you reacted.”
Johnathan: “What picture…”
Look it up yourself
Johnathan: “....yeah that looks about right.”
Kay: “You're not surprised?"
Johnathan: “Nope.”
Kay: “Okay then, last question. yarisfan2104 wants to know your thoughts on the controversy?”
Johnathan: “Is this about Superman killing that guy?”
Kay: “I have no idea what controversy Yarisfan2104 is referring to, so sure.”
Johnathan: “Meh. I don't really care. That guy deserved it!”
Kay: “Good! And with that, the interviews are over!”
Doomslayer: “See you in ZACET 6: Worst cooks in the CECU. Now who wants dinner!?”
Velma: “Finally, I'm starving!!”
Kay: “I could go for some Italian!!”
Johnathan: “I know a good Italian place!”
Star: “Well then lead the way, Johnny-boy!!”