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He shook it off as nothing both stood and one started to trot to a slightly busy road and the other followed. Since they ended up deciding to hitch ride.
As they finally found their ride, both are now in the back seat. “So where are y'all's headed?” She questioned both of them “ We're supposed to be going back to a f-*hick*-shion place.”. Now the only things she could think of was who the fuck is going to a fashion place at this hour and are both of them drunk because Zoolander sounded like it when he said that.
Hansel was in the back; he hasn't said a word since a little before they got in the car. Zoolander was wondering if he was okay but he did not say anything. Hansel was actually so uncomfortable but in a sexual way right now and there was just a pool of heat at the bottom of his stomach and he couldn't look at Zoolander or just barely think straight at all.
He kinda scrunched up and put his head on the window and he also started to fade off into his own world. All he knows is whatever it was that made him pitch a very awkward and uncomfortable tent. Zoolander looked Hansel up and down again, finally asking “Are you okay?” putting a hand on his shoulder and slowly trailing down to his lower back. “Ye-yeah” Hansel answered back, shifting himself to try and hide it better.
They didn't even realize but they were now at the place, they both got and ran inside. As they got into the back dressing room Hansel grabbed Zoolander by the collar of his shirt and forcefully kissed him. He couldn't hold back any more; he had to do it. And oddly Derek didn't hesitate to kiss back.
Hansel threw Derek on the couch in that dressing room, getting on top of him then the shit was starting to hit the fan. But in the best way possible. This was the best both ever felt like this brought something out in both of them.
On top of one another they started to grind on each other, Hansel grinding on Derek's thigh. He felt like a fucking teenager getting way to close to Cumming. “Please omg Fucking hell.” Hansel was basically crying out he was so close. He went like that for another minute before releasing himself into his pants.
At that point Hansel collapsed on top of Derek and both ended up passing out and cuddling with each other until the next morning.