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Lokius drabbles. Mostly for my own self indulgence.
Love is a key lime pie sliced with a dagger. Sometimes it gets messy. Sometimes the slice is perfect. Sometimes the dagger is not needed, just a fork. Other times the pie gets burnt. But love remains...
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- Part 1 of Love is...
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this work is the first work for three tags. let taht be a warning. you will never get the next five minutes of your life back if you choose to read this.
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Red Fangs, Blue Steel by KingRat77
Fandoms: The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Zoolander (Movies)
13 Mar 2025
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The Red Court is undergoing upheaval, and their battleground appears to be the heart of Chicago fashion. Harry Dresden is assigned by the White Council to investigate, but when things go south, he gets an unexpected ally - supermodel Derek Zoolander. Complete.
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If You Let Them Shenan Once They Will Shenanagain. by NUH_UH_BRO
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
10 Jan 2025
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peter griffin and ted kazcynskis galactic adventure to disney world/brain rot blvd by penisfartcum69
Fandoms: Family Guy (Cartoon), Real Person Fiction, Christian Bible, Shrek (Movies), Zoolander (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Night at the Museum (Movies), Historical Criminals RPF
09 Oct 2024
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ted kaczynski and Peter griffin family guy decide to go to disney world together
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- Part 1 of Brain rot multiverse
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5 times someone was suspicious of their rivalry+1 where they set the record straight by tanafsu for Drowninginmarsbars
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies)
25 Sep 2024
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or, Derek and Hansel are flirting in front of everyone
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- Part 2 of Love and Fashion
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Matilda is twelve years old the first time she lets it happen.
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tw for discussion of bulimia
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Lose composure, favourite mistake by EmyrsAmbrosius
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Dec 2023
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Season 2 Fix it. Loki tries to sacrifice himself but the universe itself has other ideas. Time does not want to be held, it is its own master, and it has had enough of He who remains. Time pushes Loki back, his glorious purpose lies elsewhere.
Loki can’t understand why Time decided to be forgiving this time around. It never is but as the branches of the timeline fix themselves holding everything together by the sheer command of Time itself Loki has to come to terms with his purpose, the TVA, and…Mobius.
Mobius who looked like he had gone through the pain of time slipping himself as Loki fell into his arms seconds away from disappearing from his life forever.A fic about two idiots pining for each other mixed in with some humour, slight bit of crack and some Fun Mobius Variants.
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- Part 1 of For all time, always
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The Zoolander fanfiction you always wanted to read but never got the chance to.
(Me and my fellow idiot in crime co-wrote this when completely out of it)
(Pure crack)
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Rain causes Derek and Hansel to pull over on the side of the road, which makes a question arise that needed to be asked...
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I See Satan’s Face When I Look In The Mirror, I See God Inside All Of The People I Meet by killjoy_disneyworld
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), Night at the Museum (Movies), Austin Powers (Movies), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Little Nicky (2000), Tenacious D (Band), Political RPF - US 20th c., Political RPF - US 21st c.
16 Oct 2023
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In an undisclosed but modern year, the U.S. presidential debate is interrupted and the two candidates killed, all by two familiar faces. After the country falls into utter chaos, it takes many different people from many different walks of life to come together and defeat an old enemy.
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Матильда совсем не против того, что происходит.
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I always want you when I'm finally fine by tanafsu for Drowninginmarsbars
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies)
20 Mar 2023
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At a party hosted by socialite Katinka, Derek Zoolander and his archrival Hansel attend. After a heated argument, Derek and Hansel share a kiss and confess their feelings for each other.
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- Part 1 of Love and Fashion
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tik tok made me do this
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Princess Leia's message falls into the wrong hands. Written to fill the prompt "talking to someone who isn't there".
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- Part 45 of fail_fandomanon Fills
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Mobius McQueen Mobius: Into The Mobiusverse by ThePowerlessSkull
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Night at the Museum (Movies), Cars (Pixar Movies), Zoolander (Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Aug 2021
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"Prune him."
Ravonna looked guilty enough to show that she cared. Not guilty enough to seem like she was losing a friend forever, willinglly erasing him fully from existence.
Mobius wanted to hope that wasn't the case.Alternatively: crack, Mobius being absolutely done with everything and really sloppy angst I tried to throw in to make this more comprehensible.
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Where Loki becomes a Model for a day by Chenetic
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Loki (TV 2021), Zoolander (Movies)
31 Jul 2021
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"Well, I'm Hansel, in case you didn't know," the man reached his hand out for a shake, "and who might you be?"
Loki shifted to greet him "I'm Loki."
Hansel smiled, eyes gleaning, "hi Loki."
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Once upon a time, in a ( Zoo ) land...not too far away. A wish came true.......
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"Hey," Hansel said, and no doubt about it: he was absolutely, 100% crazy, but also very, very ridiculously good-looking and Matilda didn't think she'd ever been so glad to see someone in her life. "Hey. That me you're pointing your gun at, ese?"
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