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Japan Today @JapanTodayNews – 26/12/23, 6:30 am  

Early this morning, the Kamado family, well-loved members of their local community, were found massacred in their home. The bodies of Kie Kamado and her children Takeo, Hanako, Shigeru, and Rokuta were brutalized beyond recognition and had grown cold by the time authorities arrived. Currently, the whereabouts of the elder two Kamado siblings are unknown.

If you have any information that could help the investigation, please call … (read more)

TanjirosNose > Mama <3

25/12/23 – 3:26 pm

Mama <3: Tanjiro? Where are you going off to?

TanjirosNose: ack, sorry ma!

TanjirosNose: heading off to sell coal. Is that alright? Will you need my help settling down the others for bed?

Mama <3: Tanjiro!! You know that’s not what I’d be worried about. It’s such a snowy day. I’m not sure if going down the mountain is even safe right now, let alone getting back up.

TanjirosNose: but we need the money, don’t we? for new years. Plus, I don’t want everyone going cold just because I didn’t want to walk down a mountain I’ve lived on my whole life.

TanjirosNose: I can handle it!! I promise, Ma. I’ll be back before you know it.

Mama <3 is typing…

Mama <3 is typing…

Mama <3: …alright. But be careful, okay? Takeo wouldn’t be very happy with you if you pulled a muscle and couldn’t chop wood with him.

TanjirosNose: You know I always am.

Village Community Group

25/12/23 - 3:30 pm

Tanjiro Kamado posted:

Hey everyone! I’ll be dropping down today with this years’ last supply of coal. There should be more than enough for everyone, but if you want priority, please message me!! <3

23 people gave this post a 👍

Yada Kae > Tanjiro Kamado

25/12/23 – 3:32 pm

Yada Kae: I’d like some, please!

Tanjiro Kamado: Of course! You’re on the list.

Hiruma Eru > Tanjiro Kamado

25/12/23 – 3:34 pm

Hiruma Eru: Can we have some, if that’s not a bother?

Tanjiro Kamado: Not at all! I’ll be there soon.

Shibuya Terao > Tanjiro Kamado

25/12/23 – 3:35 pm

Shibuya Terao: I’ll take some more if that’s quite alright!

Tanjiro Kamado: You’ve got it!

Ishido!! > TanjirosNose

25/12/23 – 3:47

Ishido!!: Taqndsfiro thankGOD ur cfoning

Ishido!!: shesdf zGONAN KILL EMDDFFKDLSKJFKHEKOOPPP

Ishido!!: PLEASE QUICKDFLKJSAKJDFKLJADSKFJDKJLFKJASKDJFLKJKF

TanjirosNose: ??

TanjirosNose: Ishido?

TanjirosNose: Hold on. I’m coming.

Village Community Group

25/12/23 - 3:49 pm

Tanjiro Kamado posted:

Hey everyone- I’ve got around 10 minutes left until I reach the village, and Ishido Ashihei sent me some… concerning texts. Can one of you check up on him to make sure he’s alright?

1 reply

Ishido Arei: Are you kidding me? That boy making such a fuss, worrying you like this. Give me a moment.

• Tanjiro Kamado: ?

Village Community Group

25/12/23 - 3:53 pm

Tanjiro Kamado posted:

False alarm, everyone… not as big an emergency as I suspected, it seems.

detectivemeonthecase.png

[Image description: A young boy holds the camera away from his face, taking a selfie. He looks to be around 13, baby fat still on his cheeks. His auburn hair is tied up behind him, his earrings blurry as the boy laughs. He wears a light blue scarf and a green-black checkered hoodie. Behind him, another boy, a few years older than him, seems to be slumping over in relief. A broken plate lays in front of the older boy. A woman, presumably the older boys mother, stands in the backdrop of the photo, holding a cat and shaking her head.]

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Ishido!! > TanjirosNose

15/12/23 - 4:21

Ishido!!: sorry again for worrying you

Ishido!!: reading back I can realise how that might have been concerning LOL

Ishido!!: am I allowed to say lol about this???

TanjirosNose: ack please don’t say sorry!! Its fine

TanjirosNose: I prolly was overreacting tbh

Ishido!!: lets just both agree this never happened

TanjirosNose: good plan!!

Ishido!!: also sorry man but wtf is up with ur username….

TanjirosNose: ?

TanjirosNose: oh yeah!!

TanjirosNose: Hanako has hit her ‘fascinated by phones’ phase… she really wanted to change it because apparently it just being tanjiro was too boring

TanjirosNose: she wanted it to rhyme too, so yknow….

Ishido!!: ah

Ishido!!: yeah that tracks lmfao

Ishido!!: trust me ik ALL about the shit that siblings will do when you turn your back for one moment

TanjirosNose: Like the cat and the plate?

Ishido!!: I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT

4:31

Ishido!!: ALSO THE CATS NOT MY SIBLING?????? TF??????????

            read at 4:32

Ishido!! changed their username to NotACatBoy. Update their contact information?

Notification Centre – Life 360

Kie’s Circle – 5:42 pm

• Kie Kamado – phone at 86%

At home since 12:58 pm yesterday

• Tanjiro Kamado – phone at 42%

Left home 2 hour and 12 minutes ago. Send a message?

Village Community Group

25/12/23 - 6:02 pm

Tanjiro Kamado posted:

Final call, everyone! I’ll be heading back home in 5 minutes.

4 people gave this a 👍

Saburo Mamoru > Kamado Tanjiro

25/12/23 – 6:09

Saburo Mamoru replied to your post: Final call, everyone! I’ll be heading…

You’re going back up the mountain this late?

Tanjiro Kamado: Yes, sir!

Tanjiro Kamado: I know it’s dark out, but I have a very good nose! I’ll be fine!!

Saburo Mamoru: It’s not you getting lost I’m worried about.

Saburo Mamoru: Come have dinner, at least.

Tanjiro Kamado is typing…

Tanjiro Kamado: Alright. Thank you, Mr. Saburo.

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TanjirosNose > Mama <3

25/12/23 – 6:40 pm

TanjirosNose: Hey ma! Little change of plans… Mr. Saburo doesn’t really feel comfortable letting me go up the mountain this late. He says that I could get attacked by a demon or something?? im… not really sure what he’s talking about, but he’s pretty insistent. I think he might just be lonely. would you be alright with me staying the night in the village? I’ll be up tomorrow as soon as the sun rises!

TanjirosNose: either way, he gave me soup, so please let the little ones know they can have my share of dinner :)

6:49

Mama <3: that’s not a problem at all, Tanjiro. in fact, I’m inclined to agree with Saburo.

Mama <3: Perhaps not a demon, but I’m certain you remember the bear? you might have a strong sense of smell, but I doubt a young boy like you would be able to take down a hungry animal with that alone.

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: alright.

TanjirosNose: will you all be okay without me?

Mama <3: Tanjiro! It’s only one night. We’ll all be just fine. Nezuko can help me settle down the others.

Mama <3: You might be the eldest, but I’m the mother. I can take care of my children just fine.

TanjirosNose: I didn’t mean to imply you couldn’t!! I just…

TanjirosNose: yeah. you’re right. sorry ma

Mama <3: it’s alright, sweetheart. you worry too much, that’s all.

TanjirosNose: I know.

TanjirosNose: I love you, ma.

Mama <3: I love you too, my little worrier. Now, I think your siblings want to say goodnight to you, so I’m going to hand the phone over… get ready for an influx of typos!

TanjirosNose: haha! im ready.

Mama <3 is typing…

Mama <3 is typing…

Mama <3 is typing…

Mama <3: hiiii tanjirodd itds hanajko!!! im nedxt to takeo right now sand he dfwants to say night to o byt hes too grudsmpy n missesd u to text as weldll ummmm rokutaas already spleeping cause hbes super tiured cause hesd a babbbbby n nezujko is stdll stinging to him so he doesn’t wake upo u shigaruu is still eating cause hes alswaus hungryyyy alsodd!! thank dfuou for the extrs dinner idf was yummmyyyy fd 😊😊😊I lveo d youso much!!!!!!!!! gnoightt

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[Image Description: A very blurry selfie. A young girl with a short bob of black hair holds the phone away from her face, her large grin making her dimples clear. Behind her, a boy sits on a futon. He’s intentionally looking away from the camera, blushing. His arms are folded in front of him.]

TanjirosNose: haha! im glad you enjoyed your dinner, Hanako. I love you too. Sleep tight, let Takeo know I love him too, and that I’ll spend all day chopping wood with him tomorrow.

Mama <3 is typing…

Mama <3: not all day!!!! u godtaa play with dme and rokyutaaa and nezujko!!!!!!!!

TanjirosNose: hmm… good point! half a day?

Mama <3 is typing…

Mama <3 is typing…

Mama <3: hahahhahhahhahah okayyyy!!!!! silly tabjiro,,, mama says I gotta sleep now and let you selep too so bye bey!!!

TanjirosNose: Night night, Hanako. See you tomorrow.

(read at 7:23)

Mama <3 > TanjirosNose

25/12/23 – 7:53 pm

Mama <3 sent a video

[Video Description: A shaky recording plays. A group of children lay in a pile on top of a futon, all of them asleep except for a girl. She has long, dark hair tied up behind her ears. She holds the youngest child, a toddler, in her lap, and sings to them all as she runs her hand through his hair. The video runs until the girl finishes the song, and turns to look slightly above the camera, presumably to the person holding it. She smiles softly, and the person holding the camera chuckles.]

Mama <3: All tuckered out… finally! ❤️❤️

TanjirosNose: ❤️❤️

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Alarm: WAKEY WAKEY FUTURE ME! YOU HAVE SIBLINGS TO HUG set for 5:00am.

Kamado Tanjiro > Saburo Mamoru

25/12/23 – 8:00 pm

Kamado Tanjiro: Thanks again for having me, Mr. Saburo.

Saburo Mamoru: Not an issue. Now get to bed. You need to rest if you want to be getting up at the crack of dawn.

Kamado Tanjiro: I will. Goodnight.

Saburo Mamoru: Night, kid.

(read at 8:04 pm)

Mama <3 > TanjirosNose

26/12/23 – 3:46 am

Mama <3: tannfdjjuro its me nezukods

Mama <3: pleasdfe staywhere youare stay withmrsaburople ase

Mama <3: plases besadfe dontcoemor tyhemonster will getds yotoo

Mama <3: ilvoe yuo

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(delivered at 3:49 am)

5:00am – 26/12/23

Alarm: WAKEY WAKEY FUTURE ME! YOU HAVE SIBLINGS TO HUG

snooze?

TanjirosNose > Mama <3

26/12/23 – 5:00 am

TanjirosNose: what?

TanjirosNose: nezuko? are you there?

TanjirosNose: you’re probably fine

TanjirosNose: this is one of shigerus pranks

TanjirosNose: right?

TanjirosNose: nezuko please

TanjirosNose: please please be okay

TanjirosNose: im coming I promise

TanjirosNose: youll be okay

TanjirosNose: nezuko I need you to respond

TanjirosNose: you’re okay

TanjirosNose: the phone is dead or something

TanjirosNose: its gotta be

TanjirosNose: please nezuko I cant lose you too

TanjirosNose: im coming im coming okay

TanjirosNose: youre okay youre gonna be okay

TanjirosNose: big brother is coming

TanjirosNose: just hold on

(delivered at 5:06 am)

Saburo Mamoru > Kamado Tanjiro

26/12/23 – 5:12 am

Saburo Mamoru: Tanjiro? Where are you?

Saburo Mamoru: I thought we agreed you’d wake me up for breakfast before you left.

Kamado Tanjiro: saburo I thidnk something happende

Kamado Tanjiro: i dontd knwdo what td do

Saburo Mamoru: What?

(read at 5:14)

Saburo Mamoru: Tanjiro, what’s going on? Where are you?

Kamado Tanjiro: haldway up the dmoountain going dhome I gotta get toiher

Saburo Mamoru: Who?

Kamado Tanjiro: nezdsko is hurt

Kamado Tanjiro: she tesxtecd me last night

Kamado Tanjiro: a monster

Kamado Tanjiro: it hurt her

Kamado Tanjiro: it hurt them

Saburo Mamoru is typing…

Saburo Mamoru: Maybe she had a nightmare

Kamado Tanjiro: maybe

Saburo Mamoru is typing…

Saburo Mamoru: im going to call in one of those emergency doctors from the city. in case there was another bear attack.

Saburo Mamoru: text me when you get home, okay? tell me what happened. give me updates.

Kamado Tanjiro is typing…

Kamado Tanjiro: okay

(read at 5:29)

[Emergency call automatic transcript, 26/12/23, 5:37 am:

Operator: Hello, 119, what is your emergency?

(the caller sobs into the phone, inhaling shakily before replying)

Caller: I... I don’t… my family, my family they… (they break into another sob. their voice is that of a young boy, possibly just starting puberty. their words are interrupted by heavy breathing, as if trying to carry something heavy, and the sound of snow being crushed under foot.)

Operator: Hold on, hold on, sweetheart. (at this, another sob breaks loose from the caller) Where are you? Can you tell me where you are?

Caller: I’m… I’m… m-my house. It’s, it’s in, uh, (ADDRESS CENSORED FOR PRIVACY).

Operator: Okay. Good job, honey. Now, what’s happened?

Caller: Oh my god, oh my god, I don’t… oh my god… (another shaky breath.) my family, my family, they’re gone. they’re dead. the monster killed them. oh my god, oh my god, the blood…

Operator: Are you safe right now?

Caller: Yeah, yeah, my… my baby sister, my little sister, she’s still warm, she’s okay, I’m gonna… I’m bringing her down to the village, we’re gonna get help…

Operator: Your sister is still warm?

Caller: Yeah.

Operator: Can you check if she’s breathing for me? Do you know how to do that?

(At this, the heavy breathing of the caller slows down as they presumably pause to check. The line feels strangely silent without the crunching of snow.)

Caller: Yeah, yeah, I can- Nezuko!

(A loud growling erupts from somewhere near the callers microphone, almost muffling their scream. Wind whips past quickly, as if the phone is falling.)

Operator: What’s happening? Stay on the line, don’t-

(The phone disconnects with the sound of it hitting the snow.)

Disconnected at 5:42 am. Emergency services were dispatched to location provided at 5:39. Bodies of Kamado Rokuta, Kamado Kie, Kamado Hanako, Kamado Takeo, and Kamado Shigeru were located by authorities at 6:06 am.]

New Contact

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Tomioka Giyu

Phone Number added

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Tomioka Giyu > TanjirosNose

26/12/23 – 5:53 am

Tomioka Giyu: I am the swordsman you met earlier. I have given you my number purely for updates on Nezuko. I expect you to inform me if she ever harms a human.

5:59 am

TanjirosNose: Oh! uh… hi, mr. tomioka. thank you again for sparing nezuko.

Tomioka Giyu reacted to your message: 👍

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: sorry, but, um, why did you delete almost all my contacts? and leave my group… and remove basically all my apps and accounts?

TanjirosNose: I appreciate what you’ve done but it’s really rude of you to go through my phone.

(read at 6:05)

TanjirosNose: Hello?

Tomioka Giyu is typing…

Tomioka Giyu is typing…

Tomioka Giyu: Your family’s bodies were intact, correct?

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: yeah?

Tomioka Giyu: Most demon attacks are for food. They consume humans, as I stated before. Your family wasn’t eaten. This implies a targeted attack.

Tomioka Giyu: A demon has a grudge against your family. In order to protect yourself, and the people you care for, the Kamado family needs to die. This includes you and your sister.

Tomioka Giyu: If the demon caught wind that you survived, they will come back and finish the job, before hauling off your sister to be killed by their king.

Tomioka Giyu: For all intents and purposes, Kamado Tanjiro is dead.

(read at 6:12)

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: oh

TanjirosNose: okay

TanjirosNose: thanks. for your help with everything

(read at 6:14)

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Unknown Number > TanjirosNose

26/12/23 – 6:31 am

Unknown Number: hey

Unknown Number: I saw the news

Unknown Number is typing…

Unknown Number: this is so fucked up

Unknown Number: just a few hours ago we were joking about me being siblings with my mums stupid cat

Unknown Number: and now

Unknown Number is typing…

Unknown Number: You might be dead

Unknown Number deleted a message.

Unknown Number: there are a buncha cops all around the place

Unknown Number: asking everyone when the last they spoke to you was

Unknown Number: which is stupid. you talk to basically everyone everyday

6:34 am

Unknown Number: the coal you sold ma is in the fire right now.

Unknown Number: I feel bad, sitting in front of it.

Unknown Number: It feels so silly now.

Unknown Number is typing…

Unknown Number: you’re missing right now. like officially. you n nezukos faces are all anyone can see, even in the big cities

Unknown Number: normally we’d all be so excited.

Unknown Number: like that time Ms. Kae’s painting won that award

Unknown Number: getting the attention on our stupid little town in the middle of nowhere even just for a day felt like a godsend

Unknown Number: I almost expected someone to be celebrating

Unknown Number: like ‘our helpful tanjiro, all over the world! the cities will all wish they had their own tanjiro!’

Unknown Number: ‘nezuko has kickstarted her model career already! our town beauty has made it, that smart little spitfire!’

Unknown Number: ha

Unknown Number: we were all so stupid weren’t we

Unknown Number: no ones happy about it, this time.

Unknown Number is typing…

Unknown Number is typing…

Unknown Number: i hope you’re alright

(delivered at 6:49 am)

Unknown Number > Kamado Tanjiro

26/12/23 – 6:44 am

Unknown Number: I should never have let you go up there by yourself.

Unknown Number: That’s what they’re all thinking, I can tell. I’m inclined to agree, to be honest.

Unknown Number: I was the last person to talk to you in person, ya know? police are all over my ass. questions, on questions, on questions.

Unknown Number: No one blames you.

Unknown Number: They all just want you to be safe. You don’t need to hide.

Unknown Number: …But I know it’s more complicated than that. Isn’t it?

Unknown Number is typing…

Unknown Number: No matter what you do now, you’ll be great. You’ve got your fathers’ unbreakable will, your mothers’ damn stubborn determination to do what’s right.

Unknown Number is typing…

Unknown Number is typing…

Unknown Number: You’re more than that, though.

Unknown Number: You’ve got this spark in you. This… hope. A vision of a future you want to see. Some people will tell you it’s a weakness. But it’s not, kid.

Unknown Number: You can’t lose that spark. You can’t. Hide it, mould it, smother it when things get rough, but don’t you dare lose it. Cause you didn’t get that from Kie, or Tanjuro.

Unknown Number: That spark is all you, kid.

Unknown Number: And you need to fight for yourself.

Unknown Number: Good luck out there.

(read at 6:51)

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Search: Kamado

Japan Today @JapanTodayNews – 26/12/23, 11:10 am

The search for the missing Kamado children continues after blood, identified as Kamado Nezukos’, is found 300 metres away from the scene of the crime. A helpline for the Kamado case has been set up, and we implore you to report any possible sightings immediately at… (read more)

Eevee Trainers on TOP! @vsjdraws – 26/12/23, 11:12 am

The fact that theirs an investigation at all is pathetic. It’s so obvious what happened. The oldest kid (the only one who’s blood hasn’t been found??) has been doing all the work from what the interviews say. clearly he snapped! theres a killer on the loose, not a missing child

Liz @lizbethagainst-themachine – 26/12/23, 11:15 am

@vsjdraws are you kidding me? you act like you’re the only one who saw the interviews while also ignoring the fact that every single neighbour has vouched for the poor kids’ absolute devotion to his family. honestly, considering how people like you exist, I wouldn’t come out of hiding either.

Liz @lizbethagainst-themachine

@vsjdraws also, *there’s.

spy x family SWEEP @a-single-raven – 26/12/23, 11:57 am

if you are engaging with any of those kamado conspiracy accounts, DO NOT FOLLOW ME. it was a fucking tragedy and two kids are MISSING. fucking missing. are you kidding me? if you actually want to do some good for the case then go out there and look instead of making up crazy ideas about what was obviously an animal attack.

Believers Above All @thehardtruth – 26/12/23, 12:25 pm

THREAD ON WHY THE KAMADO INCIDENT IS PROOF OF THE LIZARD PEOPLE CONSPIRACY. haters will say its fake!! (1/?) …(read more)

Kae @YadaKaePaints – 26/12/23, 1:24 pm

I’m only going to say this once: stop tagging me in posts about the kamado case. As I’m sure you are all aware, I was very close with Kie and her children. Harassing a grieving woman just because you think you deserve to know everything about her dead neighbours is disgusting and wrong. I’m going to be taking a break from social media while this all dies down. Please let me and my community mourn.

warlock truther @flowercrowns-and-dice – 26/12/23, 1:25 pm

i’m so sorry people are being so disrespectful to you. please take all the time you need.

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did I offend you? @RedPillLife  – 26/12/23, 1:30 pm

lmfao. stop being so sensitive. you’re a public figure, deal with it. this is what’s wrong with america today.

Kae @YadaKaePaints – 26/12/23, 1:34 pm

@RedPillLife I am Japanese.

Enter Eternity @EternalParadiseFaith – 26/12/23, 2:26 pm

What happened to the Kamado’s is heartbreaking. We at the paradise faith can only hope they are enjoying their eternity right now.

If you want to find out more about your own eternity, please book a meeting with us at entereternity.com!

Shibuya Terao @writingforme – 26/12/23, 3:09

In loving memory of the Kamado family. Taken from this world far too soon, but never from our hearts. (image attachment: thekamados.png)

[Image Description: A family photo of the Kamados. It looks to be taken around two years ago, Tanjiro still shorter than his heavily pregnant mother. He holds his youngest sister Hanako in his arms, a large grin on his face as she giggles. Shigeru is sitting on his fathers’ shoulders, leaning down to be able to fit in the photo. Tanjuro does not seem to be struggling under the weight, his face calm. Takeo and Nezuko have an arm around each other. Takeo is attempting to hide his pleased blush and failing miserably. Nezuko has the same content smile as her father. Kie laughs, her hands carding through the twos’ hair.]

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TanjirosNose > Mama <3

26/12/23 – 3:49 pm

Mama <3: tanniro????

Mama <3: where,??

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: …nezuko? do you still have mums’ phone from last night?

Mama <3: yeagh

Mama <3: typign. hard claws,,,

Mama <3: :(

Mama <3: wherd are u

TanjirosNose: im just grabbing some supplies for us! ill be back soon.

TanjirosNose: don’t leave the cave, alright? Mr. Tomioka said you should avoid sunlight.

Mama <3: mkay

Mama <3: sun,, scary :(

Mama <3: miss u

TanjirosNose: …I miss you too, Nezuko. Once I get what I’m looking for we won’t have to separate whenever I go into the sun again.

Mama <3: kay

Mama <3: lov u

TanjirosNose: I love you too.

(read at 3:57)

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Tomioka Giyu > TanjirosNose

26/12/23 – 4:23 pm

TanjirosNose: Hi Mr. Tomioka! It’s Tanjiro again. Sorry if I was a bit rude this morning, I was a bit overwhelmed by everything… but that’s no excuse! I just wanted to let you know Nezuko is doing great! I’ve made her a basket so we can still travel when it’s sunny. And guess what! She can shapeshift, apparently! Or size-shift… I’m not really sure what it’s called, haha. Maybe you do? You seem to be an expert on demons. (image attachment: 57497028489.png)

[Image Description: Tanjiro holds the phone up so the basket behind him is visible. His hair is very messy, and his smile doesn’t reach his eyes. In the basket sits a very young girl, around 6. She has long dark hair with unnatural ginger tips. Her worn pink cardigan is almost falling off her shoulders with how oversized it is. Despite the bamboo over her mouth, you can tell she is content from the creases near her pink cat-like eyes.]

(read at 4:31 pm)

Tomioka Giyu is typing…

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Tomioka Giyu > TanjirosNose

26/12/23 – 4:35 pm

Tomioka Giyu is typing…

TanjirosNose > Mama <3

26/12/23 – 4:37

Mama <3: tanjuiroo

TanjirosNose: nezuko? why are you texting me? you can just knock on the basket if you want me to stop and listen to you. we’re not in a public space right now, if that’s what you’re nervous about.

Mama <3: cant,, talk, words hard >:(

TanjirosNose: is it the muzzle? im sure I could convince mr. tomioka to let you remove it when you want to talk…

Mama <3: not… no

Mama <3: no, not muzzle, mouth words hard, all words hard but texting,, not as hard…

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: is it like when you had your quiet time? when you would get overwhelmed by everything, sometimes you would stop talking, and ma told us to give you some space?

TanjirosNose: can you remember that?

Mama <3: !! yes yes yes

Mama <3: quiet time,,,

Mama <3: :)

TanjirosNose: huh.

Mama <3: ?

TanjirosNose: don’t worry, nezuko! im just a bit surprised. this is a bit new for both of us, isn’t it?

TanjirosNose: I should get you one of those battery packs, that charge phones without an outlet, if the phone will be the way you communicate. ive heard there are apps you can download to speak with too…

Mama <3: ??

TanjirosNose: sorry, just started talking to myself a bit there. don’t worry. big brother will make a plan, nezuko! we’ll work it out.

Mama <3: hm

Mama <3: kay

Parental Controls – Notification Centre

Nezuko wants to install Merge Mansion. Approve/Deny

Nezuko wants to install Candy Crush. Approve/Deny

Nezuko wants to install GardenScapes. Approve/Deny

Nezuko wants to install Block Blast!. Approve/Deny

TanjirosNose > Mama <3

26/12/23 – 5:02 pm

TanjirosNose: Nezuko, what are you doing?

Mama <3: …bored…. :(

TanjirosNose: you know you won’t be able to download anything unless you’re connected to internet, right…?

Mama <3: oh,,,,

Mama <3: sadness

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: …we could stop at one of those internet cafes? I’m kinda hungry. I’ll have to borrow your scarf, though, so no one recognises me.

Mama <3: :D

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TanjirosNose > Mama <3

26/12/23 – 5:31 pm

Mama <3: I just got a new high score on Block Blast! Come see if you can beat me!

5:45 pm

Mama <3: Beating Level 50 is no easy feat… wanna see if you can do better?

6:08 pm

Mama <3: I’m at the top of the leaderboards in Garden Scapes! Bet you can’t get past me!

Mama <3: hm

Mama <3: i… did not say,, that…

TanjirosNose: I know, Nez. its an auto message that sends when you share something like a high score.

Mama <3: >:/

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: y’know, I’ve been thinking. I should probably change your name, should i?

TanjirosNose: It feel a bit strange to see mama come up when you send little faces like that.

Mama <3: hmmmm,,,,

Mama <3: ooh!1

Mama <3 changed their username to NezukoKnows. Update their contact information?

Mama <3: match!!

TanjirosNose: oh

TanjirosNose: I like that.

TanjirosNose: you always knew whenever shigeru and hanako were getting up to something

TanjirosNose: and where me and ma were to warn them!!

Mama <3: :)

TanjirosNose is typing…

Mama <3: ?

TanjirosNose: nvm, its nothing

You updated Mama <3's contact information.

NezukoKnows: >:(

NezukoKnows: worry..!!

TanjirosNose: You don’t need to worry about me, nez. im the older brother. im meant to look after you.

NezukoKnows: i know,,

NezukoKnows is typing…

NezukoKnows: but i was big sister too

(read at 6:29)

TanjirosNose: oh

TanjirosNose: nezuko im so sorry

NezukoKnows: u im worry about!!

NezukoKnows: tell!

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: I just…

TanjirosNose: it feels weird, changing her name like that.

TanjirosNose: I know shes dead

TanjirosNose: but now, if she… I dunno, came back, something has changed

TanjirosNose: im sorry this is stupid

NezukoKnows: not!! stupid

NezukoKnows is typing…

NezukoKnows: sunset now, nezuko wants tanjiro hug

TanjirosNose: yeah

TanjirosNose: okay. let me stop to help you out.

TanjirosNose: thanks, nez

NezukoKnows: :)

Tomioka Giyu > TanjirosNose

26/12/23 – 6:34 pm

Tomioka Giyu is typing…

Google Maps Alert

You are 1 hour away from your destination!

Hi there! It looks like the route you plan to take goes through a dangerous location. We encourage you to take a different route. For more information, please visit your governments’ hazard information site.

Are you sure you would like to continue this route? Maps is not responsible for any harm to person or property.

Route confirmed.

You searched the hazard database for: mount sagiri.

18 results found

WARNING: 19/12/23

Mount Sagiri has, in the past few months, experienced an influx of missing hikers. Currently, 6 people are still missing. No rescue teams have been able to make it far up the mountain to investigate due to lack of oxygen and very uneven surfaces. Until we get enough resources to continue, traveling through Mount Sagiri is highly discouraged.

ARTICLE: HIKERS STILL MISSING... (read more)

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

26/12/23 – 7:38

TanjirosNose: you alright back there nez? not too bumpy?

NezukoKnows: alright! why move so fast?

TanjirosNose: I think mr.urokodaki wants to test my running or something?

TanjirosNose: sorry, I think he’s angry at me for having my phone out! ttyl

NezukoKnows: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫃❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

NezukoKnows: hm,, accident…

TanjirosNose: AJKLDDFJSJHHAHAHHSDHHOLYSHITSAKDJSJ:JFKD

NezukoKnows: >:T

NezukoKnows: mean!!

TanjirosNose: IM SORRY,,

New Contact

Name added

Mr. Urokodaki

Phone Number added

XXX-XXX-XXX

Google Search History – Tanjiro Kamado

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TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

26/12/23 – 7:59 pm

NezukoKnows: good lcuk!! u can do it!!!!! down the mountain just like dhome >:D

TanjirosNose: 🫃

TanjirosNose: oops! meant to send a heart…

NezukoKnows: MEANIE!! >:P

(read at 8:01)

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

26/12/23 – 8:02

TanjirosNose: Hi Mr. Urokodaki!! I know you said this number was only for emergencies but I was wondering why the house at the bottom of the mountain you mentioned isn’t on google maps? do I need to use another app or something?

TanjirosNose: also the traps are super cool! they hurt a lot when they hit me which I think means you did a good job on them!!!

Mr. Urokodaki: .

Mr. Urokodaki is typing…

Mr. Urokodaki: you understand that the majority of demons can use phones, correct?

Mr. Urokodaki: if the location of every demon slayer trainer was available with a gps, there would be no more demon slayers.

TanjirosNose: THEY CAN??

(read at 8:07)

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

26/12/23 – 8:07 pm

NezukoKnows: why s redface laugfhing??

TanjirosNose: HE’S WHAT???

NezukoKnows: karma,,,

NezukoKnows: >:3

TanjirosNose: 💔 💔

Tomioka Giyu > TanjirosNose

26/12/23 – 8:49 pm

Tomioka Giyu is typing…

To: Tomioka Giyu

From: Urokodaki Sakonji

RE: A potential student (DRAFT)

Dearest Giyu,

I appreciate you thinking off me when considering who to send the boy to, but I hate to inform you that he is not made for this.

Kamado is soft, indecisive, and worst of all, deeply kind. He isn’t cut out for this line of work. I won’t send another innocent child to die trying to mould themself into a ruthless soldier.

I have sent Kamado up the mountain and tasked him with making his way down by sunrise. This is his only chance I will give him to prove me wrong. As I’m sure you are aware, that path, laid with traps, will be almost impossible for an untrained child. Unless he is able to show enough adaptability to beat it, I plan to inform the demon slayer corps of the girls’ existence. With their approval, the two will be sent to a safehouse to wait out whatever demon is hunting them down.

It is with deep regret that I have to react this way to your first attempt at reaching out. Can I propose tea? I would like to see you again, my student. This hiding yourself away isn’t what Sabito would want.

Sincerely,

Mr. Urokodaki

Are you sure you want to delete this draft?

Draft Discarded.

To: Tomioka Giyu

From: Urokodaki Sakonji

RE: A potential student

It seems I have a new pupil. Perhaps you would like to come bond with him over tea?

Sent at 27/12/23, 5:32 am

Tomioka Giyu > TanjirosNose

27/12/23 – 5:41 am

TanjirosNose: Hi Mr. Tomioka! It’s Tanjiro... (read more)

Tomioka Giyu reacted to your message: 👍

Chapter Text

Trending – True Crime

1. #Kamado

Japan Today @JapanTodayNews – 30/12/23, 6:00 am

An alibi that changes everything: read the article analysing the new evidence released to the public, detailing Tanjiro Kamados’ whereabouts during the attack and his shocking final message.

BE AGGRESSIVE @ass-burgers – 30/12/23, 6:01 am

the texts are so heartbreaking oh my god. he sounds so distressed…

I miss vine @milesmoralesirl – 30/12/23, 6:02 am

@ass-burgers ikr,, everyone always is calling him the eldest kamado in reports so its so easy to forget that the kids literally 13. cant believe people actually thought he was the killer for a bit.

blorbo torturer 3000 @finflap – 30/12/23, 6:04 am

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ‘MONSTER’???? HUH??

mama mia @pinappleonpizza – 30/12/23, 6:05 am

@finflap THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING. WDYM A MONSTER??? WHAT DID HIS SISTER TEXT HIM?????

coast girl @chocolatehearts – 30/12/23, 6:07 am

@finflap @pinappleonpizza are you two twelve of something. the nezuko kid was bleeding out and saw a bear as a monster. omfg. stop trying to make this anything more than it is.

blorbo torturer 3000 @finflap – 30/12/23, 6:10 am

@chocolate hearts I’m 14 actually so shut the fuck up.

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

30/12/23 – 6:15 am

TanjirosNose: Hi Nezuko!! You’ve been asleep for a couple days now and Mr. Urokodaki won’t give me anymore time off to wait for you… don’t worry though! You can rest all you like while I start training. I’ll catch you up to date in no time!

TanjirosNose: I hope you don’t mind me giving you these little updates, but I want you to be in the know once you wake up soon!

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

30/12/23 – 6:16 am

Mr. Urokodaki: I’m not waiting any longer. Hurry up.

TanjirosNose: sorry sorry be right there!!

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

30/12/23 – 6:16 am

TanjirosNose: talk to you soon, nez!

(delivered at 6:16 am)

Health Trends

Today – Active Energy

-You burnt 20,000 kilojoules today. This is a 900% increase from last months’ average.

-[Health warning – working your body this much can be bad for you. Please slow down.]

Today – Heart Rate

-129 bpm (latest)

Today – Respiratory

-62 breaths/min (latest)

Your Workout

-04 . 56 . 02 secs  STOP / PAUSE

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

30/12/23 – 11:17 am

Mr. Urokodaki: Alright, time for a break. Come have some lunch.

TanjirosNose: OH THANK GOD

TanjirosNose: you really threw me into the deep end quick, huh, sir?

Mr. Urokodaki: I did no such thing. Your training today- if it could even be called that- is a typical water breathers’ morning workout.

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: , oh!

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

30/12/23 – 11:20 am

TanjirosNose: on second thought nezuko please stay asleep for a bit longer

New Note – My Training!

30/12/23 – 1:24 pm

run down mountain, avoid the traps!!

+ carry training sword

swing sword 1000 times

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

30/12/23 – 5:31 pm

TanjirosNose: Dinner! Mr. Urokodaki says you’ll be fine without those tubes that feed unconscious people, cause you don’t need human food, but I’m still worried.

(image attachment: 390843870.png)

                [Image description: a photo of a dining table. Two bowls of still steaming soup are the only objects on the table. One bowl is in front of an old man wearing a red mask, who hasn’t seemed to notice the phone yet. The person taking the photo holds a thumbs up in front of the camera, almost hiding their bowl of soup from view.]

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

31/12/23 – 5:00 am

Mr. Urokodaki: up and at em, kid. get changed.

TanjirosNose: mjfkd…asd??

TanjirosNose: mr urodkadoi? why are dyou up thids early,?

Mr Urokodaki: We are meant to be training in four minutes. You have wasted 60 seconds you could spend getting ready questioning me like this. Get up quickly.

TanjirosNose: WAGHT

TanjirosNose: SORRU SPRUU BE THERED SOON

Mr Urokodaki: You better be. 500 more swings for your tardiness.

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

31/12/23 – 5:03 am

TanjirosNose: hes making me get up at 5 in the morning to train no way this is legal

TanjirosNose: or in any way healthy

TanjirosNose is typing…

TanjirosNose: I need to be grateful. the only reason ill be able to find a cure for you is because he took me in. this is his way of preparing me!

TanjirosNose: thanks for listening nez. you always were are able to help me talk things through, get my thoughts out.

TanjirosNose edited a message.

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

31/12/23 – 10:20 am

TanjirosNose: hey mr urokodaki? ive been wondering, how do demon slayers get their missions?

TanjirosNose: sorry I probably didn’t word that well lol

TanjirosNose: its just, yesterday you explained the whole corps vs demons thing to be and that made sense!! but you mentioned how the slayers get missions so originally I thought you would get an email or something telling you where to go but mr. tomioka said that having an online presence is dangerous as a corps member and you said that demons can use phones, so what if they hacked into a corps members phone?? so I was worried about that but I remembered that you obviously must already know that and have found away around it and I was wondering how

read at 10:26 am

10:31 am

Mr. Urokodaki: there’s an app.

TanjirosNose: oh

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

31/12/23 – 10:33 am

TanjirosNose: do you think mr urokodaki would let me stay in one of his trap pits for the rest of my life

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

31/12/23 – 5:16 pm

Mr. Urokodaki: Dinners ready.

TanjirosNose: got it!! ill be there in a minute. thanks!

read at 5:17 pm

9:02 pm

Mr. Urokodaki: I’m going to turn in for the night. Will you be alright out there by yourself?

TanjirosNose: Don’t worry about me! I’ll be just fine. Have a good sleep!!

Mr. Urokodaki is typing…

Mr Urokodaki: You are aware this evening training isn’t required, correct? You don’t need to spend all night out there waving your sword.

TanjirosNose: I know! I want to. extra practice will be good for me in the long run. plus, I want to find out if we can see the fireworks from here.

TanjirosNose: they were always my favourite part of new years festivities. apart from pa’s dance of course, lol

Mr Urokodaki: Dance?

TanjirosNose: dw about it, just an old family tradition

Mr Urokodaki: Alright. Don’t stay up past 1:00 am. New Years isn't an excuse to skip morning training.

TanjirosNose: I won’t!!

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

31/12/23 – 11:49 pm

TanjirosNose: new years is only ten minutes away now

TanjirosNose: im spending the lead up doing all the techniques mr. urokodaki has taught me over and over again

TanjirosNose: its silly, but they kind of remind me of the dance pa would always do. the swinging of the sword, the twisting… I dunno. it’s dumb, but im glad to keep at least a bit of our old routine.

11:56 pm

TanjirosNose: im so selfish.

11:59 pm

TanjirosNose: It’s terrible of me, but I just want you to wake up already. I keep telling myself you’re only sleeping like this to recover your energy, and I should be glad, but I cant be. I miss you so much.

TanjirosNose: it feels like im losing you too

1/1/24 – 12:00am

TanjirosNose sent a video

TanjirosNose: the fireworks are beautiful even from out here. Shigeru would have loved all the colours, and even though they’re loud, you would love them too, just because they made him happy.

TanjirosNose: you aren’t like me at all

12:04 am

TanjirosNose: goodnight, nezuko. sleep well.

4:30 am – Alarm: Wake up for training!!

snooze?

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

1/1/24 – 4:32 am

TanjirosNose sent a silent message.

-TanjirosNose: hi mr urokodaki!! im getting up early so I can train more, I hope you don’t mind!! please rest as long as you like :)

5:11 am

Mr Urokodaki: meet me at the clearing.

TanjirosNose: Alright!!

You said: Hey Siri, wwww fuck ow ow oww how is this breathing, it feels oww like I'm dying help owww

Siri said: I’m sorry, I don’t understand. Please repeat your request.

You said: what the I didn’t say siri go away I am suffering please let me die of breathing in peace

Siri said: I’m sorry, I don’t understand. Please repeat your request.

Japan Police @JapanPoliceDepartment

02/01/24 – 2:10 pm

Due to the Kamados case nearing a halt in leads, we at the investigations department have elected to make the 110 call made by Kamado Tanjiro accessible to the public. Again, if you have any information or have potentially spotted either missing child, please call our tip line as soon as possible.

Note – My Training!

30/12/23 – 1:24 pm

run down mountain, avoid the traps!!

+ carry training sword

swing sword 1000 times

4/1/24 – 5:54 am

practice total concentration breathing. super deep breaths (remember to brace stomach)

become one with the water (???)

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows (23 unread messages)

7/1/24 – 11:02 am

TanjirosNose: hey nez!! training again. miss you lots.

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12/1/24 – 8:31 am

TanjirosNose: total concentration breathing makes no sense to me honestly. I don’t get how taking deep breathes can totally upgrade someones biology,, but I guess therapists have been right this whole time!!

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20/1/24 – 5:19 pm

TanjirosNose: tomorrow im going grocery shopping with mr. urokodaki! while he does have a garden, its not like you can grow meat of trees, so the demon slayer corps does this whole thing where one person orders food, and then another drives it halfway to the next person, who brings it to a village a few miles away from our mountain, where we have to go pick it up. all this stealth is kinda overwhelming… exciting, though! like the spy games we used to play with takeo.

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 nimonakinnies-combined <

🐶 germanshepardnd

no way y’all are flooding the kamado tip line every time you see a dark haired child omfg 😭😭

🐶 germanshepardnd

like please,, actually look at the photos,,,,,

⭐ nimonakinnies-combined

you ever see a post that’s like watching the tip of an iceberg float past (from a mutual)

⭐ nimonakinnies-combined

like what the fuck is a kamado

🐶 germanshepardnd

LANA NO WAY WHAT ROCK R U LIVING UNDER…

😞 milfman

NO WAY LMFAO. LANA WHAT

⭐ nimonakinnies-combined

IM SORRY I DON’T SPEND ALL DAY ONLINE WHAT,, googling ts right now

⭐ nimonakinnies-combined

, oh no.

#self.rbs #nim.mutuals #the way im getting an increase in anon hate after this #i feel so bad #but also #LMFAO

• 17 notes

To: Tomioka Giyu

From: Urokodaki Sakonji

Visit

Dearest Giyu,

Will you be available in the next few weeks to come visit? Tanjiro is very enthusiastic to see you again.

Sincerely,

Mr. Urokodaki

(3/2/24)

To: Urokodaki Sakonji

From: Tomioka Giyu

RE: Visit

No. I am busy. Apologies.

(4/3/24)

4:30 am – Alarm: Wake up for training!!

snooze?

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

17/3/24 – 5:01am

Mr. Urokodaki: waterfall.

TanjirosNose: be there soon!!

TanjirosNose > Giyu Tomioka

19/3/24 - 11:30am

TanjirosNose: Hi Mr. Tomioka!!! This is your weekly Nezuko update,,, she’s still sleeping :(!!

Giyu Tomioka is typing...

Giyu Tomioka is typing...

Giyu Tomioka is typing...

Giyu Tomioka: Thank you for the consistent updates.

TanjirosNose: !!

TanjirosNose: wow you responded!!!! And ofc lol ur the whole reason i still have her

12:03 pm

Giyu Tomioka: i hope she wakes up soon.

TanjirosNose is typing...

TanjirosNose: yeah

TanjirosNose: me too

Note – My Training!

30/12/23 – 1:24 pm

run down mountain, avoid the traps!!

+ carry training sword

swing sword 1000 times

4/1/24 – 5:54 am

practice total concentration breathing. super deep breaths (remember to brace stomach)

become one with the water (???) JUMP INTO WATERFALL????? WHAT (16/4/24)

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

2/5/24 – 10:32 pm

Mr. Urokodaki: What are you doing up so late?

TanjirosNose: !! Sorry, did i wake you??

Mr. Urokodaki: Calm down, kid. You’re fine.

Mr. Urokodaki: Heard you walking around in the kitchen.

TanjirosNose: just grabbing a snack

Mr. Urokodaki: if you think I’m going to believe that, kid, you’re dumber than I thought.

Mr. Urokodaki: I’m used to dealing with nightmares. Most people who come to train with me haven’t had the easiest life, y’know.

TanjirosNose is typing...

TanjirosNose is typing...

TanjirosNose: right.

TanjirosNose: sorry

Mr. Urokodaki: if you apologise one more time I’m throwing you into the waterfall again.

Mr. Urokodaki: do want to talk about it?

TanjirosNose: its the same thing every night.

TanjirosNose is typing...

TanjirosNose: im back there, with them

TanjirosNose: theres so much red

TanjirosNose: I'm turning them over, trying to feel a pulse, but I just can’t, so i have to run and move onto the others, but none of them will wake up

TanjirosNose: i reach the back door

TanjirosNose: and i see it

TanjirosNose: the monster

TanjirosNose: its standing over her and shes screaming and its hand is inside her head, theres so much blood, and shes crying and the monster just laughs, and then its gone and she falls over

TanjirosNose: i try to wake her up but it just wont work and

TanjirosNose: my hands are red

TanjirosNose: shes cold and she isnt breathing and my baby sister is dead

(10:49 pm)

TanjirosNose: im sorry

Mr. Urokodaki: dont apologise. I asked

Mr. Urokodaki is typing...

Mr. Urokodaki: I’ll make us both some tea. It helps sleep.

TanjirosNose: okay

TanjirosNose: thanks

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

15/6/24 – 1:09 pm

TanjirosNose: hey mr urokodaki? how many students do you have?

Mr. Urokodaki: You are my only student currently.

TanjirosNose is typing…

Mr. Urokodaki: However, if we are talking about past students, I have taught around 23 and assisted with the learning process of many more. Giyu is my highest-ranking pupil thus far.

TanjirosNose: HUH????

TanjirosNose: you taught mr. Tomioka???????

Mr. Urokodaki: Tanjiro, son, why else would he send you to me.

TanjirosNose: are you guys close??

TanjirosNose: why didn’t he tell me???

TanjirosNose: can he visit?

Mr. Urokodaki: I have been trying to convince him to visit for a very long time, however harishas are notoriously difficult to get a hold of. And I have to assume he didn’t tell you because you haven’t seen each other in a year.

TanjirosNose: we text all the time tho

Mr. Urokodaki is typing…

Mr. Urokodaki: since when did giyu have a phone?

TanjirosNose > Mr. Tomioka

15/6/24 – 1:15 pm

TanjirosNose: on a scale of one to ten how mad would you be if I hypothetically let it slip to mr. urokodaki that you have a phone (keeping in mind that in this scenario I had no idea he didn’t know????)

Mr. Tomioka: .

Mr. Tomioka: betrayal.

TanjirosNose: IM SORRRYYYYYYY

TanjirosNose: he just wants you to visit!!!! and I want you to as well honestly

TanjirosNose: I mentioned it to Sabito and he agrees!

(read at 1:16 pm)

TanjirosNose: mr Tomioka? im sorry I didn’t mean to push you im sure you have ur reasons

(delivered at 1:21 pm)

TanjirosNose: im sorry

Mr. Tomioka is typing…

Mr. Tomioka: what did he say?

TanjirosNose: uh he was like ‘ lol good luck getting that guy to interact with anyone without force, when we first met I had to follow him around for weeks to get him to even say hello’

(read at 1:30 pm)

TanjirosNose: mr. Tomioka?

Mr. Tomioka: I’ll visit.

TanjirosNose: !!

TanjirosNose: You will??? :D

Mr. Tomioka: yes.

Mr. Tomioka: tomorrow 8:00 am at the latest

TanjirosNose: ,??

TanjirosNose: uh

TanjirosNose: does the boss allow you to take time off that quickly

Mr. Tomioka: he will.

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The Harisha

16/6/24 - 5:20 am

Wind: WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS

Wind shared a file.

Insect: That is the notice of Water’s holiday that we all got, Wind!

Wind: I KNOW THAT

Wind: SINCE FUCKING WHEN DID TOMIOKA TAKE BREAKS

Stone: May I remind you, Wind, that this chat is for professional use only, and that it is dangerous to use civilian names?

Wind: HOW IS NO ONE ELSE PISSED ABOUT THIS

Serpent: im more confused than anything

Serpent: lowkey thought he wouldve been one of you orphaned by demons types but i guess not

Wind: Finally, a voice of fucking reason

Stone: Language. May I remind you there is a minor in this chat?

Mist: @ me next time why dont u

Insect: Oh, good morning, Mist! How has your memory been lately? Will you be available for another check-up soon?

Wind: STOP CHANIGING THE SUBJECT

Flame: Hello my friends! What a pleasure it is to wake up with an active chat!

Wind: @Water GET UR ASS IN HERE AND EXPLAIN

Flame: nvm.

Water: im visiting family , what more do u want to know

Wind: SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY

Love: Oh hi everyone!! Wow tomioka its been AGES since u were active over here :0

Serpent: hi mitsuri

Love: Hi Obi!!!!!!

Wind: get a fuckign room jesus christ

Water: i've always had a family

Mist: wheres that dumbass suspicous face emoji when you need it

Sound: MIST JUST SWORE

Mist: ??

Mist: im 13 not 3

Mist: i think

Mist: @Insect whens my birthday again?

Insect: August 8^th! :)

Mist: thx

Love: oooohhh!!! Speaking of birthdays would anyone like to come visit my estate for a late birthday party??

Wind: i hope you all die in ur next battle

Sound: damn 😭

Olympics Countdown: 38 DAYS!! @TengenUzui (tick)

we all got that one coworker who should be put down for his own good 🙏🙏

1.3 million views

TPosePee @doesanyonereadthese

OLYMIC ATHLETE UZUI TENGEN???//?????/j

⚓ whywas10scared reblogged 🍄‍🟫 TrueCrimeTaylor

🍄‍🟫 TrueCrimeTaylor

Why did everyone stop talking about the Kamado case a couple months ago? It was the biggest thing for ages before completely being abandoned when the call was released.

🫒 olivegardengrowth

unfortunately, its probably just a virality thing. they were famous for a few weeks, and then the case went cold and all ‘intrigue’ was lost (mostly because the call proved the oldest son’s innocence). there are still some people investigating but I doubt anything will come of it, poor family.

🌋 KO67-blue

the real question is why are you trying to romanitise a murder case, let the victims rest

🍄‍🟫 TrueCrimeTaylor

WHAT

#LMFAO #how dare you say we piss on the poor ass interaction #also #if I was the victims I wouldn’t be able to rest until the killer got caught

 Unknown Number > Tomioka Giyu

17/6/24 – 8:02 am

Tomioka Giyu: gps says ill arrive at the mountain base in 5

Unknown Number: I’ll send Tanjiro down to meet you halfway… see how much easier texting is over emails?

read at 8:04

Unknown Number: Not to say that I’m not glad, but I must admit I’m curious. Your first visit in 5 years with no clear reason.

Tomioka Giyu: you kept track?

Confirm contact information update

Pops: Don’t change the subject, boy.

Tomioka Giyu: right

Tomioka Giyu is typing…

Tomioka Giyu: have you told tanjiro about sabito?

Pops: … no. Why?

Tomioka Giyu: . hm. no reason.

Pops: You’re lucky I don’t want to scare you off, or you’d be getting an interrogation right now.

TanjirosNose > Mr. Tomioka

17/6/24 – 8:07

Mr. Tomioka: Tanjiro. I have a request to make.

TanjirosNose: ?

TanjirosNose: go ahead !!

Mr. Tomioka: bring me to meet sabito before we go to the house.

TanjirosNose: oh, sure!! hes on the way so that won’t be too difficult lol

Mr. Tomioka: where is he?

TanjirosNose: he always hangs around the training ground for some reason !! ive never seen him in the main house :o

8:12 am

TanjirosNose: ah i see you!!

TanjirosNose > Mr. Urokodaki

17/6/24 – 8:21

TanjirosNose: hey uh pops mr giyu is cyring

TanjirosNose: what do i do

TanjirosNose sent an image.

[Image Description: A shaky, blurry photo of a clearing. Next to a large rock tied with rope and covered in small cuts, a large figure with black hair is curled into another. The smaller figure is pixelated and unclear, their face obscured into the black-haired mans shoulder. On top of the rock sits another blurry figure, appearing to be a small girl.]

Mr. Urokodaki: what the fuck

Google Search History – Sakonji Urokodaki

8:35 – Ghosts

Mr. Urokodaki created a group chat! 10:02 am

Mr Urokodaki added You, Mr. Tomioka, NezukoKnows, and 2 others. 10:02 am

Mr. Urokodaki named chat – Bastard Children 10:02 am

Unknown Number: wow gramps, mean

Unknown Number set nickname to Sabito-Solos

Sabito-Solos set Mr. Urokodaki’s nickname to Gramps

Sabito-Solos set Mr. Tomioka’s nickname to Grumps

Sabito-Solos set your nickname to imaginewhatalargecoulddo

Sabito-Solos set Unknown Number’s nickname to flower girl (funeral edition)

Sabito-Solos: idk who the other person is

Gramps: You two let me believe you were dead for years, you deserve a bit of slander.

flower girl (funeral edition): we are dead tho 😊

Gramps: You stop that.

flower girl (funeral edition): 😞

Grumps: how did you get phones so quickly

Sabito-Solos: apparently gramps kept them this whole time!! makomos is so old I cant believe it still works,,

flower girl (funeral edition): it’s a nokia idk what you want me to say

imaginewhatalargecoulddo: aw, that’s sweet!!

imaginewhatalargecoulddo: I just want to say im so so sorry @Gramps @Grumps that I didn’t tell you guys immediately :( i have no idea why I assumed they were your students who just lived somewhere else

Gramps: not your fault the troublemakers chose not to visit me.

Gramps: speaking of troublemakers, didn’t you two say the other children are here too? where are they?

Sabito-Solos: they are sometimes but most of the time they aren’t stable enough to be solid

Sabito-Solos: me n makomo fuck with tech enough as it is I doubt the others would be able to touch a phone without immediately blowing it up

imaginewhatalargecoulddo: that’s so interesting!! I wonder what determines the strength of a spirit,,,,

Sabito-Solos: Probs the strength of the slayer 😎 after all me and makomo r the best of the best

Grumps: doubt

Sabito-Solos: im going to touch you.

Gramps: you two have been back for barely two hours and are already testing my patience.

flower girl (funeral edition): didn’t you spend those two hours crying n hugging us tho? :0

Gramps: Makomo. I am this close to snapping.

Grumps: skill issue

Sabito-Solos: fr tho who is that other person

Sabito-Solos: @NezukoKnows ?

imaginewhatalargecoulddo: oh!! that’s my little sister!!! shes in a coma rn tho

Sabito-Solos: whack

Sabito-Solos: why?

imaginewhatalargecoulddo: um.

Grumps: shes a demon who recovers her energy by sleeping instead of eating people

imaginewhatalargecoulddo: UM.

Sabito-Solos: damn alr

imaginewhatalargecoulddo: UM??

flower girl (funeral edition): have you tried smelling salts

Gramps: .

imaginewhatalargecoulddo: .

Grumps: .

Gramps: oh shit

Sabito-Solos: LMFAO

To: Shinjuro Rengoku

From: Urokodaki Sakonji

Calling in a favour

Dear Rengoku,

I will get straight to the point: I would like to call in a favour. You know the one.

It is my understanding that your youngest apprentices with the Kasugai Crow Legacy Care, and thus has access to veterinary supplies. I am in need of smelling salts – the strongest kind you can give.

If you and your son are able to supply me with them, I will consider all your debt paid. You are one of my closest allies and I value your compliance.

With deep respect,

Sakonji Urokodaki

17/6/24, 12:09 pm

To: Urokodaki Sakonji

From: Shinjuro Rengoku

RE: Calling in a favour

alr

17/6/24, 7:43 pm

Bastard Children – 26/6/24 – 5:34 am

imaginewhatalargecoulddo sent an image

[Image Description: A hand holds a pharmaceutical bag away from the camera. The surroundings appear to be a forest.]

imaginewhatalargecoulddo: WE GOT THE GOODS 🔥 (they stink)

                                 three people reacted with 🔥

TanjirosNose > NezukoKnows

5:42 am

TanjirosNose: moment of truth.

TanjirosNose: im really worried to be honest. I feel like im rushing you, but I also hate the idea of this not working.

TanjirosNose: Mr. Giyu and Sabito say that’s stupid, but still !

TanjirosNose: ugh. I don’t know why im delaying. Mr. Urokodaki is waiting for my signal.

TanjirosNose: cant believe i called him pops

TanjirosNose: here we go.

5:50 am

NezukoKnows: good morning onii-chan

The Harisha

26/6/24 – 12:03 pm

Water sent six images

[Image Description: Two young boys circle a clearing, holding wooden swords.]

[Image Description: The aftermath of the above spar. One boy lays on the ground, comically defeated, as the other places a foot of his back and lifts his sword to the sky. The shot is blurry as if the cameraman is laughing.]

[Image Description: A masked old man making a flower crown, assisted by a small girl, also wearing a mask.]

[Image Description: A girl with pink eyes gently places another flower crown on a black-haired mans head. He looks at the camera as if exasperated, but his eyes seem fond.]

[Image Description: A group of children, consisted of the sword-wielding boys and flower-making girls, gathered around a pile of karate boards held up by tree stumps. The girl with long, dark hair is chopping through them using only her legs. The group looks on in various states of disbelief.]

[Image Description: A selfie of what appears to be a family dinner. Every person pictured above is gathered around a table a bit too small for the group. A keen eye would notice that the two masked children and the girl with pink eyes don’t have rice in front of them. Everyone looks at the camera with smiles, except for the man taking the photo, who appears to be almost ironically deadpan.]

Water: proof

Several people are typing…