Chapter 1: peanut butter jelly time
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New Groupchat
Coiny added Pin, Needle, Nickel and Bomby
Coiny: hi guys
Pin: hi
Nickel: hiii!!!!
Pin changed their name to pointypointypointy
pointypointypointy: hell yeah 🔥🔥
Coiny: i didnt even realise you could change names
Coiny: wait hold on
Coiny changed their name to fireysn1hater
fireysn1hater: facts ‼️
pointypointypointy changed Needle’s name to Sharplesbian
pointypointypointy changed Nickel’s name to tennisballsimp
pointypointypointy: idk what to change Bomby’s name too uhh
sharplesbian: DUDE.
tennisballsimp: holy favouritism 💔💔
pointypointypointy: GIVE ME A MOMENT IM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING.
pointypointypointy: wait i got it
pointypointypointy: lemme cook
sharplesbian: please never say that again.
pointypointypointy changed Bomby’s name to purplekaboom
pointypointypointy: i put purple at the start bc didnt he dye his hair purple
purplekaboom: What
fireysn1hater: ngl no offence Bomby but I’m kinda glad you dyed your hair purple because your black hair was ugly as HELL.
purplekaboom: wow
fireysn1hater: really unrelated but why do the teachers actually suck
pointypointypointy: REALLLL
pointypointypointy: no because why is Mr. Four actually the worst teacher out of them ALL
fireysn1hater: he’ll literally yell at you for anything, even BREATHING 💔💔💔
pointypointypointy: I’m actually convinced him and Mx. X have something going on like
tennisballsimp: i swear one time i saw them kiss and then Mr. Four screeched at me like it was my fault ,,,💔
fireysn1hater: NO FUCKING WAY
pointypointypointy: ACTUAL??? IM HOLDING IN MY LAUGH RN.
sharplesbian: wait I swear I saw that too
tennisballsimp: YEAHHH I SAW U ASWELLLL !!!
fireysn1hater: i just remembered math homework I’m gonna fucking kill myself
pointypointypointy: see this is one of the 100 reasons why I hate him
tennisballsimp: wait what’s the other 99
pointypointypointy: do you actually think I’m gonna write all of that shit
tennisballsimp: yeah honestly
pointypointypointy: I am NOT doing that.
Chapter 2: holy carp is that an OMORI AND SPLATOON REFERENCD?!!!??
Notes:
uhh . yay,
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New Groupchat
fireysn1hater has added Donut
pointypointypointy has changed Donut’s name to bagelbrain
bagelbrain: oh okay fuck you.
pointypointypointy: haha
pointypointypointy: wait … should we add TD
bagelbrain: if anything the moment shes added she WILL change EVERYONES usernames and just troll the groupchat.
pointypointypointy: ohh shit u right u right
fireysn1hater: for the math test i got a D 💔💔
bagelbrain: I got a B+ because i begged GB to help me until she got annoyed and gave in
bagelbrain: would’ve gotten an A+ if she didn’t decide to stop and make me figure out the rest.
tennisballsimp: HOW THE . I GOT A C-
pointypointypointy: nickel can’t you just
pointypointypointy: make TB help u or smth
tennisballsimp: no 💔💔💔💔 he’ll say no anywayyyyyy ,,
tennisballsimp: wait pin
pointypointypointy: ?? what
tennisballsimp: yknow who u kinda remind me of ,,..
tennisballsimp: aubrey from Omori ..
pointypointypointy: holy squid sisters is that an omori reference
fireysn1hater: IS THAT A SPLATOON REFERENCE.
tennisballsimp: VEEMO ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
fireysn1hater: WOOMY
pointypointypointy: VEEMO
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New Groupchat
fireysn1hater: waddup gang
bagelbrain: good morning
pointypointypointy: no hate or anything but
pointypointypointy: can we please change the gc name to something
fireysn1hater: i got it
fireysn1hater changed the name to “W.O.A.H Bunch”
pointypointypointy: tf is that name bro
fireysn1hater: man stfu be grateful its not “New Groupchat” YOU asked for it to be changed
tennisballsimp: GUYS GUYS GUYYSSSSS I JUST THOUHGT OF SMTH
tennisballsimp: WHAT IF WE HAD A SLEEPOVER…!!!
fireysn1hater: nickel being a W for the millionth time bro ‼️‼️‼️‼️ smart
tennisballsimp: invite whoever you want UNLESS its the popular girls. do NOT invite them.
pointypointypointy: wasnt planning to they hate me and i hate them.
tennisballsimp: OKAOYKAYt yep “YEAHHH” if ur coming
fireysn1hater: haha coming
fireysn1hater: YEAHHH
pointypointypointy: YEAHHHHHHHHH
bagelbrain: yeah i can come
purplekaboom: okayH
tennisballsimp: OKAY UTS TONIGHT!!!1!!!BE PREPARED
sharplesbian: WAIR AM I TOO LATE TO COME???
tennisballsimp: nope! u can still come to the sleepover!!
Everyone was then getting ready, bringing their snacks, thinking of game ideas, inviting other people, putting their pyjamas off and then being dropped off to Nickel's house (except Coiny, all he had to do was walk) and they’d all be lying if they said they weren’t all very excited for tonight’s sleepover.
Notes:
also i changed this from high school to middle school .high fives you .oh yeah also not updating this fic for… pulls out a paper… like 16 days!