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PHUCK U MEAN IM A DEMON NOW? (Phighting isekai

Summary:

Alex was your typical American artist trying to become famous and everything was sort of working out for him! Until he got hit by a truck while driving and had his car flipped over like a pancake.
But Alex was given a second chance at life as a demon now called pen. How the fuck is he going to survive as a demon with special powers that everybody wants

Inspired HEAVILY by I can't phucking aim by Vauschen (hell it takes place in the Same universe kinda)

Notes:

This is my first phighting fanfic so I will do my best to not abandon it

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Shitty isekai death

Chapter Text

[Alex]

Honestly why the fuck did he choose to shop at 6 AM.

 

He couldn't pick at a later time or just not go at all but of course he needed to get a new phone since his last one decided to take a swim at his pool. Alex thought to himself as he got into his car after coming from a recording studio

 

"Of course right as I finished a song I was working on for weeks I had just HAD to the pool to celebrate. God now my phones broken" he says as he looks down at his water filled phone

 

Alex was a white 20 year old artist with dirty blond hair and a skinny but average build. Alex's music persona is called that1person but his songs haven't really....blown up yet but he's still happy his 1000 monthly listeners enjoy his music. He had just gotten out of collage with a music degree and some money left over from his collage trust fund his parents saved for him
Even though he got a scholarship. Alex also was born in America and has lived in it for his whole life while his mom was born in Europe.

 

Sometimes Alex wished he was born in Europe instead of Europe right now is one of those times.

 

"GOD DAMN WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SO MUCH TRAFIC???" Alex shouted to himself as he hockend the but to his efforts nothing happens "ugh why the fuck is there traffic at 6 am?? Shouldn't yall be asleep?" Alex complained again as he turned on the radio but for some reason the radiostations all sounded a bit weird? Like a message or something "You... WILL...CRASH!!" the radio plays as Alex kept switching through stations as he progress further through the traffic "Huh?.. all these stations suck ass" Alex says as he turns off the radio and connects his backup iPod to the car and starts playing songs from his iPod

* Song Playing: Luther by Kendrick Lamar *

 

" OH shit! I love this song!.. Hey, Roman numeral seven, bae, drop it like it's hot!" Alex sung as he got closer to the store but going on elsewhere a propane tank that was on the side of the road for construction purposes got knocked over and it started spewing gas out of the bottom making it shoot out at a car hitting it and making the car crash into other cars

 

Alex was to busy listening to Luther by
Kendrick Lamar to notice the commotion going on outside

"If it was up to me
I wouldn't give these nobodies no sympathy
I'd take away the pain, I'd give you everythi- WHAT THE FUCK!" Alex shouted to himself as he saw a car coming towards his direction but the a hole in the traffic making Alex able to escape from the car and the traffic

"Phew! Thank God a path opened or else I would've been done for" Alex said to himself as he started driving again towards the shop...

Before his car got hit by a 7 feet truck.

Alex's car was basically fucked it was flipped onto its side and gas Started to fill up the insides of the car. Well shit he never even got to do what he wanted in life or find love or anything and here he was thinking that he would live a long and successful life and die with his family Alex thought to himself as his vision started to get blurry he could see red and blue lights out side of the foggy window but it was to late as Alex drew in his last breath.

"I hope my family lives a long life.." Alex thinks to himself as he closes his eyes and draws his last breath.

 

"Don't worry they do." A mysterious voice said their voice echoing through the nothingness of a void

 

"What the fuck??? Who are you and why can't I see anything" Alex asked only relying on his ears

 

"I can't explain who I am but just call me [SUPPRESSED] And now on where you are it's hard to explain but uh..death there's no heaven or hell just a void but we're not putting you here. "

 

"What do you mean?"

 

"Okay so when someone dies they don't get reincarnated..not immediately we send them off to a different world good people get a World peferct for them bad people get a world terrible for them and people who had netrual lives get to choose where to go and in the meantime we find them a good body for them to reincarnate in kinda like a really long vacation, a filler life if you will"

 

"So do I get to choose where I go?"

 

"Yes actually since you've lived a pretty bland life and you get small little power but due to a human quite like you were going to give you a extra power or advantage if you will"

 

"OH cool what is it?"

 

"The extra power is called the archive. It has all human media compiled into one computer that can't be destroyed "

 

"Nice! But one question about the archive Does the computer have every song including unreleased songs? "

 

"If it was made on a piece of technology it's there."

 

"Damn that's really cool but you also said that I get 2 powers"

 

"Yes you do, you got a power in mind?"

 

"Yes. I want danger sense so I won't suffer the same fate as last time"

 

"I can do that" [SUPPRESSED] says as a snapping sound echos through the void

 

"Alright so what world do you want to end up in?"

 

"Hmm" Alex pondered "damn what's a world/game that I like that I would want to be in" Alex asked himself "phighting I played that game alot" Alex thought to himself

 

"Phighting? good idea just like olive" [SUPPRESSED] says as another snap echos through the void

 

"Wait what? I wasn't finished yet?? I WASNT FINSHED YET! AND WHOS OLLIE???!-" Alex shouts as he feels like he's falling and getting faster and faster before-.

 

"AH!-" Alex woke up in a cold sweat as he looked around too see a dark room and a sleeping mattress "where am I?" Alex asked himself as he got off of the sleeping mattress that before seeing a window that was at the opposite side of the room where the sleeping mattress is. Alex went to the window hearing the sounds of a city as he got closer before looking out of the window to see...crossroads?? Wait. Alex looked down at himself and saw that his skin was pure white not peach white. "Oh god.. I'm a demon. I'm in phighting.." Alex said to himself as his stomach growled Alex should probably get some food. Alex left the dark room to get to a set of stairs and a elevator, Alex decides to go down the elevator not risking falling down the steps. The elevator door dinged and opened before Alex entered the elevator and closed the door.

 

A few seconds later the door dinged and opened again before Alex stepped out of the elevator. Alex was now at the ground floor of what he could assume was a apartment but no one was here no recipient no people in other rooms no one, just him. Alex walked out of the apartment and saw it was night outside and the moon was clear as day. Alex started to walk around crossroads before seeing a Cafe that caught his eye and walking inside there he was greeted by a demon that had short non pointy blue horns kinda like cat ears but for some reason they looked familiar "hi I'm slingshot what can I do for you?" Oh that's why.

 

"WHY OUT OF ALL OF THE SHOPS ALEX HAD TO CHOOSE HE JUST HAD TO CHOOSE THE ONE SHOP RAN BY A MAIN PHIGHTER BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW IF HE LEFT IT WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING SUSPICIOUS. FUCKKKKKKK" Alex screamed in his head as he began to place a order "Hi can I get a mango tea with a cinnamon bun?" Alex said reading the items off the menu ontop of him "Alright! That will be 5 dollars" shit. I don't have money "Okay! Let me just my cash rq" Alex replied as he noticed a bag on his waist before going through it to see the computer, that probably has the archive on it, a pen and.. 5 dollars? "Damn thank God he started off with some money" Alex thought to himself as he grabbed the 5 dollars and gave it to slingshot "thanks, oh also I need your name to complete the order" slingshot said taking the 5 dollars and putting it in the cash register "oh uhm" Alex thought to himself until he realized the pen that was in his bag. He really wasn't going to call himself pen right? "My names pen" Fuck.

 

Alex or Pen got his Receipt from slingshot before going to sit at a table. Alex then remembered he had the computer in his bag and took it out Alex then placed it onto the table and turned it on. The first thing Alex noticed was that the computer had his old ui, apps, everything it really felt like his old computer Alex then wondered what he looks like before going to the task bar and opening the camera app to get a good look what he looked like. Alex or Pen had orange horns that twisted to the back of his head before curving back to where his head is facing like goat horns but the main thing Alex noticed was the amount of scars scattered around probably from the fact that he got his car flipped over like a pancake by a truck but it's still weird to see and feel at

 

"Order for Pen!" Slingshot alerted before Alex got up and got his food "thank you" Alex thanked "no problem I like your horns btw" slingshot replied "oh thanks!" Alex said as he walked out of the Cafe

 

Alright so he was now in phighting aka the inpherno or what ever it was called he also had a computer that had every single human media created + unreleased music his gear name was Pen and he also had danger sense incase if things get bad.. yeah this is alot to take in. Alex thought to himself as he drank the tea while carrying the cinnamon bun in a bag, let's just focus on one thing at a time so it doesn't get confusing. Alex reassured himself as he finshed the tea before throwing it away in a nearby trash can. It's alright Alex, you can do this.

 

Wait where was he go to sleep at?

Chapter 2: Wavelengths of Awareness | Job Hunt

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

It's been a few days since Pen was technically born?

 

Pen barely have any money hell he doesn't even has a legal place to stay he's been living in the room where he first spawned in due to nobody else living there. In short pen is a broke bitch who can't even buy a McDonald's equivalent of a 6 piece chicken nuggets. So much for special powers

 

"God why did I have to spawn broke??" Pen thought to himself as he got back from uh... Borrowing fruits from a all you can eat Cafe down the street. Pen pressed the button to the elevator before it dinged and opened. Pen then stepped inside then after a few seconds the doors closed automatically and took him to the 3rd floor after he pressed the 3rd floor button. The elevator dinged after a few seconds before opening then Pen walked outside of the elevator and went towards the room that he was....borrowing in the mean time and went inside. He placed all the fruits he stole in a plastic bag that was later placed on the ground then Pen grabbed a flash light he found downstairs in a emergency kit incase if a earthquake or some shit like that happened. Pen then turned on the flash ligh and placed it in the middle of the room to make a make shit light before going to the bed mattress and collapsing onto it.

 

"Dammit why can't I find a good job out there??" Pen complained as he rolled over to the direction of the window was but then Pen remembered about the computer he was gifted when coming to this world, so Pen got up and grabbed the brown bag he spawned in with before returning back to the bed mattress. Pen opened the bag and pulled out and placed it onto the floor right next to the mattress and with a click of a button the computer screen booted up to life. Pen then checked out the file explorer to see if any files were there and to Pen's surprise there were two folders one folder called Samsung Note 20 probably having all the files his old phone used to have like pictures and shit but the second folder was called unreleased music. Pen intrigued by the second folder clicked onto it just as Pen did that 100's of sub folders appeared all having the names of music artists "Damn! That's a fuck ton of files" Pen said surprised as they started scrolling down to see more and more folders of artists that some he knows and others he doesn't "Kendrick?... Sza...Billie eillish?!? Damn! Suppressed or what ever his name is wasn't lying there really is everything!" Pen said even more surprised until he got to a specific folder

 

"Frank Ocean."

 

Pen intrigued mainly because he listened to him alot clicked onto his folder then 9 new sub folders that were listed by the era/album they were workkng on at that time. Pen scrolled down a few folders until he got to the blond folder and clicked on it then mp3 files of many songs appeared having the format of: [Song Name] (Number version it is) Feat (if theres a feature on the song) .

 

Pen scrolled through the many mp3 songs that were in the blond folder none of them that really intriguing him mainly ether due to him hearing it before or it's too new to get into until he got to a certain file

 

"White Ferrari [V1] (Feat Kanye West)"

 

Pen interested clicked onto the mp3 mainly because in the released version in his world there was no feature and it was just frank Ocean. The built in mp3 player on the computer booted up and after a few seconds it started playing.

 

"Holy shit this is amazing. "
Pen continued to listen and it sounded amazing the release song was already good enough but this took it to a whole new level it sounded perfect.

 

It was perfect.

 

A few minutes later the song came to a close and the mp3 player stopped, Pen got up and started questioning what he just heard "that was amazing! It sounded perfect every single detail sounded perfect the guitar the piano it was SO good." Pen said slowly realizing that no one else might here that ever.

 

"No one else might ever hear that."

 

Pen just standed in silence until a idea popped up in his mind

 

"Why don't I just post it onto the internet? I can like post it onto the inpherno side of the internet and so people can listen to this!" Pen explained to himself as he grabbed the computer and started looking for a way to switch his computer onto the inpherno wifi then a few seconds later Pen found a switch in the wifi setting that allowed him to switch to the inpherno internet. The second Pen switched to the inpherno a new internet browser opened looking like a internet browser you would see from smth like 2015 then Pen quickly searched up YouTube, opened youtube, pressed sign in and make a new account and a minute later a new YouTube account was made under the name Isekai Songs

 

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Frank Ocean - White Ferrari (Feat: Kanye West) - August 20, 2016

455 views - July 6, 201X [Genre: RnB]

 

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Isekai Songs
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XxxJukeboxJunkiexxX

Wow this song is so emotional and deep I can't believe how cool it is that you made this and barely anyone knows about it!

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Isekai Songs

Thanks for the support but I didn't make this song the person who did make it is in the title of this video I'm just posting this out here because it doesn't really exist

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XxxJukeboxJunkiexxX

Wdym that it doesn't really exist???

 

Chaotic009_

Whats a White Farreri?

 

0_Skullcrusher_0

What's this song about?

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Isekai Songs

The song from what I know is about remembering the cherished memories of a past relationship with a lover or a passed away friend

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0_skullcrusher_0

Damn that sucks

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Isekai Songs

I know right?

 

Cheeseburger2020_

The vibes in this song is everything

 

[Skateboard]

Skateboard was at the edge of crossroads looking at the miles of water that surrounded crossroads and the highways that lead into tunnels that connects crossroads into the other factions in the inpherno. Skateboard then heard footsteps and turned his head around to see his friend boombox behind him

"Yo Skateboard!" Boombox shouted as he waved towards Skateboard behind him "Oh shit! What's good boombox" skateboard asked as he got up from the edge and walked towards boombox dapping him up "eh nothing much" boombox answered as they both went back to the edge of crossroads and sat down "OH wait I forgot I found this really underrated song the person posted it said they didn't created it which was kinda weird but it's still a fire song " Boombox explained as he kicked back and forth on the edge "oh fr let me hear it" skateboard replied as got his phone out and started playing the song through the speakers

 

* White Ferrari by Frank Ocean starts playing *

"It's slow song but it's nice in that way like a song you would play driving down empty roads at night " boombox explained as skateboard listened to the song, "boombox was right this song is fire its slow but the instrumental makes it the perfect night song" skateboard thought to himself as his phone started ringing "Hey boombox can you turn It down I'm getting a phone call" skateboard says as he pauses the song. Skateboard then got up from the edge and picked up the call

 

"Hello?"

 

"Ah"

 

"Alright I might sign up but I don't know"

 

"Alright"

 

"Thank you have a good day!" Skateboard said as he hanged up the call "yo boombox they just announced a new phight wanna sign up?" Skateboard asked as he put his phone back in his pocket and got his skateboard out "sure!" Boombox replied as he got up and started walking with skateboard "anyways I liked the song if you want to know you should send me that song later" skateboard said as he slowly skated so he could still talk to boombox "will do!" Boombox replied as they walked off from the edge back into the city of crossroads

 

[Pen]

"Alright so I guess I started a youtube channel?" Pen thought to himself as he walked down the streets of crossroads looking for places that are hiring right now but to Pen's search he's found nothing so far. And it was starting to get late so he had to find a place like now.

 

"Why isn't any places hiring right now???" Pen asked himself as he sat on a public bench at a small little park area, Pen notices a green leaf falling onto his lap and looks up and sees medium size tree's giving him a shade a place to cool down and unwind he liked it here even though he's broke right now and has a lot to worry right it was sort of nice here like a small place where beauty can thrive in the chaos of life. All of this reminds Pen of when he first got here, it felt alot to take in first but when he got to slingshots Cafe it kinda calmed him down well kinda he was at a Cafe owned by a phighter but that doesn't matter it was nice there. Pen has lived a introverted life at times mainly staying in his room as a kid but now since he has no one from his past life to talk to Pen craves socializion right now but Pen has no one to talk to, right now Pen could admit he was lonely. "Maybe he could go back to slingshot's Cafe? It helped him the first time maybe he could go back there and who knows if there hiring maybe get a job there" Pen thought to himself as he got up and started tracing his steps back to slingshot's cafe

 

After a bit Pen successfully traced his steps back to slingshot's cafe

 

"Deep breath in, deep breath out" Pen said to himself as inhaled and exhaled "Alright Alex you got this, you can do this " Pen Encouraged himself

 

"Just don't fuck it up."

 

[Slingshot]

"God why won't this stain get off???" Slingshot thought to himself as he repeatedly tried to clean a stain shuriken DUMBASS caused by him knocking over a coffee he made for himself with those stupid shurikens of his "god I swear shuriken makes me want to burn this place to the ground sometimes. With him in it."

While slingshot was cleaning the stain he heard the cafe doors open and close

 

"Uhm excuse me but can I ask you something?" The demon said as slingshot immediately and looked up to see a familiar face "yeah what can I do for you!" Slingshot replied trying to make out where he has seen them from "uhm are you hiring?" The demon said as bit his nails a bit. "Uhmm" slingshot started thinking carefully he does like it the way it is right now but with a new person they might be able to help clean mess shuriken causes and get more orders out making him more money "yeah were hiring" slingshot replies "Nice! So can I apply to get hired?" The demon asks as they stopped biting their nails "sure just lemme get the application papers, be right back" slingshot said as he ran off to a storage room.

 

Slingshot came back a few minutes later with the application papers "Alright just fill these out and if you don't have a phone just come back by tomorrow Alright?" Slingshot explains as he hands the demon the papers "but one more question have I seen you before" slingshot asks the demon as he took the application papers in his hand "oh yeah I was here last night you uh complemented my horns name's Pen by the way" Pen explained "Oh yeah now I remember you were one of my last customers last night" Slingshot replied as Pen replied with a "cool" before going to one of the table to sit at so they can fill out the application form.

 

* A hour later *

Slingshot was currently cleaning the last few of dishes as he heard Pen say "Hey slingshot I finshed the papers " "Alright remember come back tomorrow!" Slingshot replied "I will!" Pen said just as he walked out of the Cafe doors and onto the streets of crossroads. Slingshot spent 30 more minutes at the cafe cleaning the seats, emptying the cash register and finally turning off and locking the doors to the cafe. Slingshot took his apron off in a alleyway next to the cafe before going to his car, unlocking it and getting in before inserting his key into the car and turning the car on. The car woke up to life and slingshot started driving out of the streets and sooner later he was on the highway leading to thrives den. But while slingshot was driving he got a text notification from skateboard

"Hey slingshot uhm I was hanging out with boombox today and he showed me this song called White Farreri on youtube its a good song but the weird thing is the person who posted it said that they didn't make the song and the weirdest thing is that they said the song doesn't even technically exist. Yeah some weird shit the youtube account who posted the song is called Isekai Songs or something I asked katana what isekai means and apparently during the faction war soliders made story's called isekai's that basically works like someone from one world gets transferred to another one. It might be some internet hoax but I will keep you posted if more stuff comes from them
Bye!"

 

The fuck?

Notes:

Soo chapter 2! I spent all day making this 😭 also if you guys are wondering yeah a White Ferrari Feat Kanye West does exist! Sadly it hasn't leaked but it would be cool to hear a early version of White Ferrari!

Notes:

Like I said this is going to be VERY influenced by Vauschens fanfic but it's going to be a more music influenced archive like Pen/Alex will still use the archive to share stuff about humans but most time out of not it when Pen updates the archive it would probably be music related due to Alex being a music artist before he died