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CHaoS IN A BOX
10:57 AM
Yellow Submarine: Do you all remember the alien race that took Grayson?
Wheel Runner: Wow Sinestro talking first in the chat for once
Wheel Runner: And yeah
Yellow Submarine: Batman got to them.
Birdy: What
Auntie H: LMAO
Auntie H: I am not surprised in the slightest
Aunt Ivy: Me neither
Baseball Bat: he is very protective of his children
Waddles: Hes protective of any kid
Birdy: Did someone tell him which aliens took me???
Yellow Submarine: I did not.
Ice Cube: It’s Batman
Ice Cube: I wouldn’t be surprised if he figured it out himself
Zamboni: That explains a lot tho lol
Emo Arrow: It explains why Luthor was trying to get in touch with me because Superman was off-world and he wanted to deal with the other heroes while he could
Coldwave: Guessing you said no?
Emo Arrow: Of course
Emo Arrow: One, Im not dealing with Luthor right now
Emo Arrow: Two, hes delusional if he thinks I’m gonna try and fight anywhere near Wonder Woman
Field Boy: Shes terrifying
Cheez-it: I’ve fought her before, shes not that scary
Auntie H: You’re gay for her and she likes you
Cheez-it: EXCUESE
Mindful: I have seen her go all out.
Mindful: I will admit that it is intimidating.
Birdy: Okay but what do you mean that Batman “got to them”
Yellow Submarine: I believe you all would call it, “Put the fear of god” into them.
Crocpot: He’s learning
Glowstick: Yeah that’s not surprising
Glowstick: Didn’t he nearly kill the J*ker once?
Birdy: SHHHHHHH
Waddles: We don’t talk about that
Frosty: I believe he should’ve been allowed to.
Baseball Bat: No he chose not to :/
Birdy: Okay we’ve all had this convo before so no rehashing.
Baseball Bat: Fair enough
Field Boy: Did they tell him that I also fear gassed the aliens :)
Birdy: WHAT
Field Boy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT
Field Boy: ITS LIKE MY WHOLE THING
Yellow Submarine: According to what I heard, he said “Good. Now I can show you what true fear feels like.”
Questioner: Oh dear god
Questioner: I actually feel kinda bad for the aliens
Auntie H: I don’t
Auntie H: They kidnapped my nephew to force him to marry their ruler
Birdy: I’m sure it was just a miscommunication or smth
Aunt Ivy: A miscommunication.
Birdy: Listen here
Graveliver: Yeah Batman can be scary.
Graveliver: I don’t win against him when we do fight :<
Coldwave: Wait why is Grundy using that emoji both sad and adorable
Zamboni: TRUE
Mild Condensation: Because Grundy is a sweetheart when he’s not trying to bash your skull in?
Graveliver: Most of those were misunderstandings.
Mild Condensation: Most
Birdy: Lol
Cheez-it: Diana doesn’t like me
Auntie H: Oh honey you're still on that? She so does
Auntie H: My gaydar is crazy
Questioner: Its true she has clocked so many people so hard that it nearly gave them whiplash.