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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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“When I touch you,” Tom says, bitterness clinging to every syllable, “I feel whole.”
Harry Peverell might just be the first interesting thing Tom Riddle has ever encountered.
As he attempts to uncover the secrets behind the strange boy with a deadly name, Tom will stumble upon a dangerous, electrifying connection; one with the power to change everything.
What is a soulmate—and is it enough?
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There is a picture in one of the books of a worn young man, heavily scarred with gentle eyes. Remus Lupin, he is identified as. The man who was watching Charles, and presumably Harry. The man who died defending them. Harry traces his fingertips over the man’s face and wonders.
And then he stops, and reels all those thoughts into a tangled knot and tucks it away.
They didn’t want him; that’s fine. He doesn’t want them either.
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Alternatively; Harry James Evans is Sorted Slytherin, desperate to stay hidden from the family that gave him up so many years ago. Severus Snape owes debts to a child presumed dead and the child's tormented godfather; and now he has a cunning, paranoid snake to charm all without tipping anyone else off to the boy's true identity.
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"The truth, it is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution." -- Albus Dumbledore to Harry Potter
When he first visits Gringotts, Harry is given a letter left for him by his mother before her death. The contents will challenge his sense of self and teach him the value of Secrets.This is a Work In Progress. It is not finished. It may never be finished. Read at your own risk.
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- Part 20 of W.I.P. Collection
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After the war, Harry just wants to live his life peacefully for once. Of course, fate throws him back in the path of Tom Riddle, who takes a liking to the gorgeous Chef Harry and basically kidnaps him.
Translation in Russian by Starry_Princess <3
https://ficbook.net/readfic/018ed6e2-a70a-7373-ba95-5889a75d91d3Translation in Spanish by Anyeless01 <3
https://www.wattpad.com/story/373630516-eat-your-heart-out
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"I'm afraid I may monopolize your Chef's time tonight, actually. You wouldn't mind, would you?"The owner hastened to reassure his VIP that he could have Harry for the rest of the night (thanks boss, I'm not actually a prostitute) while Amadeus scowled. All he could think was that his luck had finally run out, as the beautiful man reached a hand towards him and said,
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Harry. My name is Tom Riddle."Harry extended his hand, which the man turned and brought to his plush lips, kissing his knuckles. He swallowed thickly, hoping his voice would not waver.
"The pleasure is mine, Mr. Riddle."
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Making Waves by feeling_the_aster_9145
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Justice League - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
09 Sep 2023
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Persephone ‘Percy’ Jackson has never been one to sit still, especially not at a desk, for hours a day, most days a year. After her thinning patience snaps, an inconvenient robbery and a well timed appearance from Bludhaven’s hero, Nightwing, starts Percy on an exciting new journey.
Now she’s got a whole new set of problems, like managing her ruined sleep schedule and getting blood out of Kevlar. And who’s that cop that keeps popping up everywhere?
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The man’s voice once again broke him from his thoughts; “In my dreams I see them tortured by Fire Nation soldiers. I see my entire culture wiped from the South, our footprint upon the ice shelves gone as though we never existed, our connection with the spirits and our ancestors forgotten.” He was silent for the briefest of moments, then, “You’re Fire Nation, aren’t you?”
Zuko rolled onto his side, facing the wall, scar pressed into the arm that cushioned his head. “Once, maybe.”
“Answer me this, then; when will this war see it's end?”
Zuko, recalling the fire that had burned in Azula’s sunlit gaze the day she’d caught up to him, chose not to respond.
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for us to collide by LadyLiterature
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Maribat - Fandom
22 Sep 2021
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There is an unspoken rule, kept by any outsider who's ever set foot in Gotham, that you should only ever visit the city once. (For some, even once is far too much.)
The most dangerous city on earth isn't kind to its residents—much less strangers who don't know how to watch their pockets or keep off the streets after dark. It's gotten better, perhaps, in recent years since the Bat started lurking on rooftops, but that doesn't mean the city is good.
Normal people stay as far from Gotham as they can get.
Marinette, (un)luckily, is far from normal.
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The story of Marinette stumbling upon the illustrious Wayne family over and over again, as well as the more infamous Bats, over the course of her many visits to Gotham. She, of course, charms the whole lot of them and finds that the same is true in the reverse.
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Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.
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Voldemort finds out Harry is a horcrux. He can't kill Harry unless he wants to destroy his own soul. He can't let anyone hurt Harry either. He obliviates and kidnaps Harry taking him to a remote village, deciding to keep him there until he finds a way to extract his soul and kill Harry Potter. Except Harry wakes up with no memories, thinking they are married.