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The valet opens the door as he places a ticket under the windshield, a hot breeze lazily snaking its way into the backseat. Then, he climbs out and shuts the door behind him, and the air falls as still as a crumpled quilt.
He doesn’t so much as glance at the backseat window as he walks away, leaving Tim alone to wait.
And that’s… that’s probably fine! His parents did say that going to a gala with them was something for big kids to do, and he already knows big kids are supposed to be able to be able to be apart from their parents without throwing a fit, so maybe this is why. Maybe waiting like this is part of every grown-up event, and that’s why he needed to be a big boy before he could come with them.
So yes. He can be a big boy. He can wait, alone.
It’s even kind of exciting! He’s not sure he’s ever been completely alone, without even a nanny nearby.
He just… well, he wishes they could have left the AC on while he waits.
Day 15 - FEED A COLD, STARVE A FEVER
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- Part 9 of Whumptober 2021
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5 Times Tim Spends the Night at Wayne Manor + 1 Time He Comes Home by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
29 Jan 2022
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Tim is good at galas.
No, scratch that—Tim is great at galas. He’s been attending them ever since the age of three, when his parents first stuffed him into his little Gymboree tuxedo and gave him a stern lecture about ‘sitting quietly’ and ‘speaking when spoken to.’ He knows all the rules: what to wear, how to stand, when to smile, what to say, what not to say. He knows how to come across as polite and intelligent and charming, and on absolutely any other day, he would be rocking this.
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Or, my take on a ‘Tim Joins the Family Early’ AU, told through a series of sleepovers, most of which are unplanned.
Featuring pre-teen Tim, Alive!Jason, and a whole lot of hurt/comfort.
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- Part 1 of Settle Our Bones
- Part 1 of 5+1 (expansion pack)
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What are brothers for?
(Or: some minor dimensional travel, pseudo-kidnapping, and a whole lot of meddling.)
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Jason beats up his replacement and figures that that’s that. Unfortunately, he has no idea how vindictive a benched Robin can be.
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Damian took a huge bite of the toast, still glowering, and Jason carefully did not mention how that made him look like a baby chipmunk.
Adorable. Could probably kill him a hundred different ways, but still. Adorable.
(His first mistake was feeding them.)
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- Part 5 of siblings being siblings
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Detective Tim vs The Mystery of Amnesia by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
06 Sep 2022
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You know when you wake up in pure confusion, disorientation so intense that you have no idea where you are and who you are, and all you can do is blink and wait for your brain to finish ‘loading update 3 of 207, please do not restart your computer’?
Yeah, Tim is feeling a whole lot of that.
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Tim wakes up with amnesia, doesn't know how to politely tell everyone he doesn't know them, and decides that he can detective his way out of saying anything.
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- Part 31 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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Batstream by RandomReader13 for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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“I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
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How Far Love Goes by BeatriceEagle
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Batgirl (Comics), Robin (Comics)
01 Aug 2021
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Plenty of family reunions end in fighting. Not that many end in explosions.
A mass Arkham breakout brings all of Bruce's children home, and with them, all the drama, secrets, and anger they've been keeping for years. Amidst rising tensions and a mysterious new threat in Gotham, the family has to work together to round up the rogues—and confront their feelings about each other.
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In This or Any Other Universe by wildsofmarch for blueyeti
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
11 Mar 2023
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There was a new vigilante in his city: a man who smiled too much and talked too loud and knew his way around a fight a little too well. Bruce wasn't bothered by his antics. Except the man also seemed to know a little too much about him.
Who was this Nightwing, anyway?
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It's the Fluorescents by Supreme_OverGnome
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
19 May 2022
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To Bruce's chagrin, his children are convinced he's a vampire.
*Using "The Batman (2022)" Bruce Wayne. for fun
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- Part 1 of girl help I keep writing a happy Batfam