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To Protect what's important (and set our enemies on fire) by AmbroiseFramboise for darkJ3
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
07 Aug 2019
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The Planet decided to send back Heroes in time in order to prevent her impending Doom. As in more than one, with their memories (more or less depending on the person) intact.
Now, if only they could act more to save her and stop trying to prevent the others from acting out of protectiveness, it'd be great.
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Twilight by TaintedBlossomOfWar
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
24 Jun 2025
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“You’re ridiculous,” Nanami deadpans and slides the book back towards Gojo. “There is no way any of that is real. It’s all spoken stories based on things the human eye couldn’t properly comprehend back then.”
“But Nanamiiiii, I’m telling you: he stopped a van with his hand! That’s not normal,” he tries again. Desperate to get anyone to listen to him. To actually talk to him about this and not dismiss him. It’s all he wants. Acknowledgement.
“But a werewolf? Come on.”
“That’s just what the internet says!”
“You’re stupid if you believe everything the internet says,” Nanami crosses his arms - patience running thin.
Or, Twilight but make it SatoSugu and fruitier.
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The Strength of a Thousand by ToastedCatBread
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
04 Nov 2022
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Cloud Strife was older than most of the typical cadets, but his blue eyes burned with the strength of a thousand men.
The Firsts (and Zack) find out exactly how strong he really was.
Series
- Part 1 of The Strength of a Thousand
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Researching Human Mating Rituals by hitokiridarkempress
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Mar 2019
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Aliens kidnapped Tony and Stephen for research on human mating rituals. However the aliens have never seen humans before. And the aliens are recording all their interactions for research. Let's see what the aliens have found in their research of human mating behavior between a couple who isn't a couple yet...
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Kaveh’s architect brain, sharp as ever, had a remarkable way of coming up with the most creatively astonishing ideas. That’s precisely why this particular plan was so simple, yet brilliant — point one, steal one of Tighnari’s love potions; point two, drink it. After all, was there a better solution to forget about the undying love for his insufferable roommate, who happened to be his almost, never–quite high school sweetheart, than to find a fresh new subject of admiration? Simple as that.
What complicated the foolproof plan to no end turned out to be said roommate drinking the potion by accident, falling in love with the architect as a result.