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Gotham Rules (not up for debate) [PODFIC] by my_lost_and_found_podfics for blueyeti
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
02 Jul 2025
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Bernard takes a new kid at Gotham Academy under his wing, because there are so many ways for Outsiders to muck up living in Gotham
aka, an outsider perspective of Gothamite weirdness
Day 262 of 365 Days of Suffering, but Gotham ups the ante for suffering
Podfic of Gotham Rules (not up for debate) by blueyeti.
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How to Save the World (one companion at a time) by RyuuSiren13 (RyuuLusca13)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Jul 2025
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He doesn’t remember his past, where he came from, or who he is. Hells, he doesn’t even remember his own name. "The Dark Urge?" That’s… not him. Not anymore, at least. And yet, he has this feeling that these strangers are important. That they are worth… everything.
And that he’d kill anything and anyone that stood in their way, gods and devils alike.
If only they could remember why.
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“Such things are never without cost. The wheel of fate does not appreciate being made to spin in reverse.”Tav laughed for real this time, not bothering to look behind him as he stared at his hands. The same hands that once shook from the effects of ceremorphosis, the same hands stained with the blood of hundreds, the same hands that let so much slip from their fingers. “I’d give anything. Anything but them.”
“Very well, then. Though that, as ever, shall be up to you.”
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- Part 1 of Tavernus and the Tadfools
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After losing his parents to dark magic, Harry Potter is raised and trained by his former nanny to survive in a dangerous world. Years later, he’s hired as a bodyguard-slash-nanny for Delphini Riddle—the sharp-tongued daughter of Tom Riddle, heir to the powerful Gaunt family. Tom wants to keep his daughter out of their violent legacy. Harry just wants to do his job. But nothing in the Gaunt household is simple—not the child, not the magic, and certainly not the man who hired him.
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Ellie: Queen of Clones by freakess360
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
02 Jul 2025
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Conner was just trying to help… so why was he the one being punished?
His soul cried out in frustration, never expecting an answer. But someone heard. Someone bound by power, purpose, and promise to protect her own. The Queen of Clones arrived, and it changed everything.
“As Queen of Clones, I’m here to offer you… drumroll please… asylum! Yay! Don’t worry, it’s not the spooky padded-wall kind of asylum, but the safe, cozy, nobody-yells-at-you-for-having-feelings kind.”
“And this is for clones?”
“Yeah. Clone-y types with emotional baggage? That’s, like, totally our whole vibe. Bonus points if you have a deadbeat donor and abandonment issues.”
Alt title: By Royal Decree, He's Mine Now
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Vinda Rosier’s School of Deadly Culinary Arts by Wishiwasadruid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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Vinda rosier may not be the most ideal babysitter for a child but she has years of experience with babysitting dark lords.
So Harry reckons she can babysit his dark lord kinder version.
A Side story for “When we begin again, and all things end “
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Then, Young-il—In-ho—paused—just long enough for effect. He blinked rapidly, feigning slight embarrassment, his tongue darting out quickly to wet his lips. “And, well… we might need to sleep… closer together to share body heat.”
The others froze—not from the cold, but from that statement.
Jun-hee let out a small, nervous cough, suddenly very interested in her shoes.
Dae-ho made a strangled noise. “...I—uh—what?”
Jung-bae, however, whipped his head around so fast it was a miracle he did not snap his own neck. “Wait. You want us to do what?”
Gi-hun, still processing the sudden shift in energy, stared at Young-il, his face now flaming. He could have sworn—just before the other man had made that statement—he had been looking right at him.
Or: In-ho, posing as fellow player Young-il, devises increasingly ridiculous ways to get closer to Gi-hun.
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A drunk Eddie accidentally squishes a cockroach in his kitchen and gives it a proper burial in his backyard out of guilt. The universe is moved by this wildly unnecessary act of compassion and blesses (or curses) him with the ability to hear and speak to animals.
Alternatively, Eddie finds out that the firehouse dog trash talks them, the pigeon next door is a flat earther, and that he might be crazy when the ghost of the dead cockroach visits him in a dream to counsel him through his feelings for Buck.
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The Exception to the Rule by Apoorlywrittenpun
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
02 Jul 2025
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That left Percy wondering how he ended up here.
Option 1: His dad finally followed through with his threats to kidnap him.
Option 2: His roommate decided to drown him.
And then there was Option 3. Percy hated Option 3.
Or,
The Fates decide Percy looked way too comfortable and decided to yeet him back in time to the fountain incident. Heavily inspired by the Athenide AU.
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Life in the order of heroes : a comic collection by Not_Evo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Heroes, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Engage
02 Jul 2025
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A handy compilation of my short FEH comics about Kiran's life in the order of heroes from the past few years for your viewing pleasure, all of these are lighthearted and not dead serious, just a whole lot of shenanigans . Some suggestive humor and (by now) slightly outdated memes but I hope you can enjoy them regardless!
(Will be updated in the future!)
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Glimpses into the various futures of The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War! Ranging from comedic, to dramatic, to heartwarming. Multiple authors and viewpoints. We hope you enjoy.
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- Part 2 of The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
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The Longterm Consequences of Intrusive Thoughts by KelseyCat26
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
02 Jul 2025
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A bet with Plagg. The terms of the bet? Adrien would have to follow his and Plagg’s intrusive thoughts or else…
The largest and most expensive refrigerator known to Adrien’s wallet would show up at Adrien’s door…the mansion to be exact. Which could be challenging to explain to his father.
Winning the bet was going to be easy…never mind the consequences to his life, to his heart, and his identity.
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The idea of Jinu grabbing four random demons and turning them into Kpop idols is fun... but, given what I know of theatre kids and performers in general? I honestly think he was spoiled for choice.
(If you're looking for some ideas or a starting point to flesh out the Saja Boys besides Jinu, that's kinda what this is, in a 'friend kicking their legs as they share headcanons' sort of format.)
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The crackship that is Zero/Mafioso by Derpy_Cat
Fandoms: Frozen Soul [DG] (Roblox), Rockman Zero | Mega Man Zero
02 Jul 2025
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Mafioso and Zero get stuck on a mysterious sky island and have to be gay to get back home :D
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Prenatal Warfare: PregaNanamin vs. Lactating!Toji in Broad Daylight! by NanamiNeedsTherapy
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Jul 2025
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You’re a powerful sorcerer and unfortunately… a very fertile one. After one too many spiritually-charged nights, your partners—Toji and Kento—find themselves knocked up against their will.
Sukuna and Satoru, meanwhile, are already thriving in their cursed dad era, designing onesies, bragging about fetal chakra and being the neighbourhood menace.
AU Crackfic | (Mpreg) Male Pregnancy | Modern Setting | Emotional Damage in Compression Shirts
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Life was pretty crappy anyways, so is it worse to wake up in hell, lose all your memories, and get trapped in a hotel with a sadistic demon while still being human? You can be the judge of that!
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bedroom hymns by fainting_couch
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game), Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
02 Jul 2025
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A ragtag team of deliverybeasts, aka Pony Express, gets rescued in Darkwood by the Lamb. Shenanigans, follower-collecting, blasphemy, and annoyingly querying followers ensue.
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John Walker is tired—tired of the rain, tired of government ops, and definitely tired of being treated like a broken toy. But when Valentina Allegra de Fontaine calls him in for a last-minute mission, he shows up anyway… and instantly regrets it.
The job? Infiltrate a quiet Oregon suburb to surveil an ex-S.H.I.E.L.D. scientist with shady ethics and possible Hydra ties. The catch? He’s going in undercover—as the adult son of Alexei Shostakov, the washed-up Red Guardian with too much ego and not enough volume control.
Now John’s stuck playing house in a cul-de-sac of suspicious neighbors and forced barbecues, pretending to bond with a man who gleefully refers to himself as his "Papa." As the mission stretches on and their fake lives start to feel a little too real, John finds himself questioning where the line between performance and reality really is... and whether there’s something to be gained in all this ridiculous suburban cover… even if it’s just a second chance at belonging... and whether it's belonging as a child of his or more.
He did look pretty good cooking on that grill with a half open shirt.
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- Part 2 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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When high-powered auction executive Nami Swan faces deportation (oops), she does what any self-respecting boss witch would do: blackmail her grumpy assistant Zoro into fake marrying her.
He's stubborn. She's terrifying. They're both in way over their heads.
Cue 23 chapters of marriage fraud, priceless artifacts, angry dad(s), ancient swords, office gossip, auction house drama, slow-burn chaos, and enough sexual tension to kill a lesser man.
🌪️🗡️ This is pure crack nonsense, and I regret nothing.
Think The Proposal (2009) but somehow dumber, hotter, and with more swords.Please: do not think too hard.
Do: enjoy the ride, drink some water, maybe rewatch The Proposal to set the mood.Fake marriage was the easy part. Catching real feelings? That's where it all goes wrong.
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If you see a girl with a period stain, whats the best way to let her know?
Periodd-!
OH MY GOD DID SOMEONE SHOOT YOU?
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Chapter 9 - The Prophecy and The Cake by MaggieOme
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band), K-pop, Korean Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Real Person Fiction, IU (Musician)
02 Jul 2025
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🌕 A prophecy resurfaces. A cake disappears. A pamphlet barks.
📜 When the Order starts quoting crayon scriptures, you know things are getting serious.
🥐 Featuring:
• unsolicited baking manuals
• pheromonal panic
• one suspiciously affectionate Orangery
Somewhere between destiny and dessert... the Mark stirs againSeries
- Part 10 of To Mark or Not to Mark
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